#jaws talks

[lagaans]

stuck in a timeloop where i just rewatch this scene over and over and over and over x1million

[cursedcola]

Yuu: *squishes Malleus’ cheeks*

Malleus: *amused and lets it happen* Is there something on my face?

Yuu: ….. *pokes his cheek and waits for it to return to normal*

Malleus: *concerned* Child Of Man?

Yuu: ?!

Malleus: ??

Yuu: *whispers in awe* Mailable Malleus

Lilia: PFFFT -

Sebek: *offended screeching from across campus*

(In which Yuu makes Dad jokes on routine, and is determined to create a collection of bad puns regarding their companions)

[jewishcissiekj]

nice (star wars) clone art. however. I don't think you know how Temuera Morrison looks

[0oxxo]

More wip for the mean time !

Sunny is just fixing his jaw , don't mind him

[collophora]

TBB cadets ideas

[mon-chef]

My favorite thing about sydcarmy fic writers on AO3 is the way everyone has collectively decided that Carmy is a CHAMPION eater. He does it often and he’s apparently very good at it.

Seriously like every fic I’ve read, has him practically begging Sydney to let him go down on her lmaooooo.

[osgoss]

Fuckingggg love those hcs of bnha characters, specifically the students where they speak in brainrot or gen z or gen alpha terms it's so funny and accurate like you can't tell me you can't imagine vigilante deku going up against a major villain and then just asking OUT LOUD "chat are we cooked" to the past OFA users like he'd do it to cope probably

[scrumptiousstuffs]

“Let me drive you home” - Kant

Source: First’s IG and Twitter

Q21/22 - The Heart Killers

27/09/2024

[sewermageboy]

I don't think I'll ever be normal about meeting Inquisitor Ameridan in the Jaws of Hakkon DLC. Especially not as an elf mage.

Here's this guy, and he's just like you! He's an elf, and he's a mage, and he was in love! He was made Inquisitor against his will, and he gave his life to save others, and they thanked him by burying his true identity under a sanitized, fictitious history. His best friend didn't come to his aid, and his best friend's son invaded the Dales and killed his people. His attempts to turn the Inquisition into something good were corrupted and misused to control mages.

And you think: is that what's going to happen to me? Will they forget I'm an elf, a mage, that I'm in love with a man? Will they turn me into a mindless figure of worship like Andraste, and use me for their own ends however suits them? I've given the Inquisition so much, will what is left of me be erased, too?

"Take those moments of happiness when you can. The world will take the rest," Ameridan tells you, and you know that he's right.

[bonejunky6669]

POPPIES. THERES FUCKING POPPIES ON THEIR WEDDING CAKE. IT WAS LITERALLY ALWAYS ABOUT JACKIE. IT WAS NEVER ABOUT EACH OTHER THEIR RELATIONSHIP ITSELF IS A MEMORIAL TO JACKIE. NOT ONLY DOES SHAUNA HOLD ONTO THE DRESS JACKIE LOST HER VIRGINITY IN, BUT SHE MAKES HER A PART OF HER MARRIAGE TOO. JEFF WAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE REPLACEMENT. JACKIE HAUNTS THE NARRATIVE ONCE MORE. IF JACKIE GOT TO HAVE A WEDDING DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD HAVE PUT POPPIES ON HER WEDDING CAKE? DO YOU THINK SHAUNA WAS THINKING THIS EXACT THING WHEN PICKING ONE OUT? DO YOU THINK SHAUNA WAS PICTURING HERSELF AS JACKIE, OR PICTURING HERSELF BESIDE JACKIE? AND DO YOU THINK WHEN SHE ATE THE CAKE SHE IMAGINED IT BEING JACKIE? SHE COULD STILL TASTE JACKIE IN HER MOUTH? DID YOU KNOW THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE

[passionfruitbowls]

a very happy anniversary to passion aka one of the episodes that made me lose my marbles aka the episode in which:

marinette unashamedly fawns over chat noir in the presence of an exasperated alya, pastel pink romantic montage with roses included

adrien thinks about marinette throughout his entire morning routine while saying her name to himself like a mantra and literally drawing her face on his bathroom window

gabriel and nathalie have a custody battle under the guise of talking about pancakes

nathalie yearns for- i mean mourns emilie

adrien tells marinette that she’s special and that her mere presence is enough to make him happy in the most tender voice one can possibly imagine while looking at her with eyes that scream “I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU”

chat noir says the phrase “hashtag run!” before yeeting a paralysed ladybug over a bus

lady noire flirts with compliments mister bug by saying that his suit “brings out the colour” of his eyes

lady noire scolds safari and says that no one is allowed to flatten her partner’s “gorgeous face”

lady noire straight up says that only she is allowed to pursue mister bug

did i mention that lady noire is horrendously, indisputably down bad for mister bug

lady noire asks mister bug for a kiss goodbye but ahahaha nooo she was only joking!!! she knows that the thing she’s forgotten to do is to swap their miraculous again. obviously.

[thatstoomanysausages]

Lizzie, to Jimmy: I need you to Bam me in the bunker

Grian and Jimmy, just staring at each other: 😟😨😦

[pinacoladamatata]

My spouse, my beloved, who has never touched a dragon age game when I rant about the lore for 30 straight minutes

[gio-cosmo]

I think abt this every single day btw. Just saying.

[new-york-no-shoes]

The bridge of “Now that we don’t talk” and the entirety of “Is It Over now?” looked the brilliant pettiness of “I bet you think about me” dead in the eyes and said “hold my beer”

[anna-scribbles]

had a conversation last week with a 10 year old girl about the s5 finale and i can’t stop thinking about it. she said nathalie is the best because she loves adrien enough to lie to him about his father so that he stays happy. completely convinced that emilie was resurrected at the end and shocked when i suggested otherwise. i’ve been dying to know what the children think happened and it’s so interesting