#jaws talks

[jawsandbones]

I just read Confluence again. U have Zev fics? Saw the tag

I do indeed! Feel free to browse through my tag, otherwise I have a bunch listed in my Masterpost. Cheers!

[lagaans]

stuck in a timeloop where i just rewatch this scene over and over and over and over x1million

[cursedcola]

Yuu: *squishes Malleus’ cheeks*

Malleus: *amused and lets it happen* Is there something on my face?

Yuu: ….. *pokes his cheek and waits for it to return to normal*

Malleus: *concerned* Child Of Man?

Yuu: ?!

Malleus: ??

Yuu: *whispers in awe* Mailable Malleus

Lilia: PFFFT -

Sebek: *offended screeching from across campus*

(In which Yuu makes Dad jokes on routine, and is determined to create a collection of bad puns regarding their companions)

[absakilit]

okay so eggman is now officially my favorite sonic character

[jewishcissiekj]

nice (star wars) clone art. however. I don't think you know how Temuera Morrison looks

[0oxxo]

More wip for the mean time !

Sunny is just fixing his jaw , don't mind him

[collophora]

TBB cadets ideas

[mon-chef]

My favorite thing about sydcarmy fic writers on AO3 is the way everyone has collectively decided that Carmy is a CHAMPION eater. He does it often and he’s apparently very good at it.

Seriously like every fic I’ve read, has him practically begging Sydney to let him go down on her lmaooooo.

[osgoss]

Fuckingggg love those hcs of bnha characters, specifically the students where they speak in brainrot or gen z or gen alpha terms it's so funny and accurate like you can't tell me you can't imagine vigilante deku going up against a major villain and then just asking OUT LOUD "chat are we cooked" to the past OFA users like he'd do it to cope probably

[scrumptiousstuffs]

“Let me drive you home” - Kant

Source: First’s IG and Twitter

Q21/22 - The Heart Killers

27/09/2024

[sewermageboy]

I don't think I'll ever be normal about meeting Inquisitor Ameridan in the Jaws of Hakkon DLC. Especially not as an elf mage.

Here's this guy, and he's just like you! He's an elf, and he's a mage, and he was in love! He was made Inquisitor against his will, and he gave his life to save others, and they thanked him by burying his true identity under a sanitized, fictitious history. His best friend didn't come to his aid, and his best friend's son invaded the Dales and killed his people. His attempts to turn the Inquisition into something good were corrupted and misused to control mages.

And you think: is that what's going to happen to me? Will they forget I'm an elf, a mage, that I'm in love with a man? Will they turn me into a mindless figure of worship like Andraste, and use me for their own ends however suits them? I've given the Inquisition so much, will what is left of me be erased, too?

"Take those moments of happiness when you can. The world will take the rest," Ameridan tells you, and you know that he's right.

[bonejunky6669]

POPPIES. THERES FUCKING POPPIES ON THEIR WEDDING CAKE. IT WAS LITERALLY ALWAYS ABOUT JACKIE. IT WAS NEVER ABOUT EACH OTHER THEIR RELATIONSHIP ITSELF IS A MEMORIAL TO JACKIE. NOT ONLY DOES SHAUNA HOLD ONTO THE DRESS JACKIE LOST HER VIRGINITY IN, BUT SHE MAKES HER A PART OF HER MARRIAGE TOO. JEFF WAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE REPLACEMENT. JACKIE HAUNTS THE NARRATIVE ONCE MORE. IF JACKIE GOT TO HAVE A WEDDING DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD HAVE PUT POPPIES ON HER WEDDING CAKE? DO YOU THINK SHAUNA WAS THINKING THIS EXACT THING WHEN PICKING ONE OUT? DO YOU THINK SHAUNA WAS PICTURING HERSELF AS JACKIE, OR PICTURING HERSELF BESIDE JACKIE? AND DO YOU THINK WHEN SHE ATE THE CAKE SHE IMAGINED IT BEING JACKIE? SHE COULD STILL TASTE JACKIE IN HER MOUTH? DID YOU KNOW THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE

[lylahammar]

Losing my mind bc I just cracked open the Okami art book and found this

“This is from back when we were thinking about including dinosaurs” HUH????

[scissoring-saxa]

Maybe I’m just coping, but here’s why the cliffhanger isn’t absolute hell (also sorry if I’m not the first to say this):

TLDR: Esther’s behavior looks to me like someone who has confirmed that the person in front of her is unconscious and she is only somewhat worried.

From my years of being active as a first aider, what you do if you don’t get a fairly quick response out of someone by verbally or physically addressing them is check their breathing. By holding your hand or cheek or a phone (something that fogs up) etc in front of their mouth and nose. Preferably while tilting their head back but that’s not the point here.

Esther is slapping Leo’s face, and her hand is positioned in front of and near his mouth. After not getting a response, she doesn't appear to progress to the next step of properly checking his breathing.

My impression is that she’s instead attempting to console Adam. Which leads me to believe that she was able to feel Leo breathing. She kept her head cool throughout the episode, so for her to drop the ball on something so big seems unlikely to me. Ideally she would be turning him over to stop him from choking on his own vomit or tongue (especially in contrast to the front of his face leaning on Adam’s thigh making a nice vomit slope into his lungs), but as long as they’re keeping a close eye on him, I won’t complain too much. Thanks for coming to my coping session/special interest oversharing.

Also, maybe it’s obvious that he’s breathing, but I can’t tell with all the movement going on and especially with how heavy Adam is breathing.

Gifs from @thisfeebleheart this post

[passionfruitbowls]

a very happy anniversary to passion aka one of the episodes that made me lose my marbles aka the episode in which:

marinette unashamedly fawns over chat noir in the presence of an exasperated alya, pastel pink romantic montage with roses included

adrien thinks about marinette throughout his entire morning routine while saying her name to himself like a mantra and literally drawing her face on his bathroom window

gabriel and nathalie have a custody battle under the guise of talking about pancakes

nathalie yearns for- i mean mourns emilie

adrien tells marinette that she’s special and that her mere presence is enough to make him happy in the most tender voice one can possibly imagine while looking at her with eyes that scream “I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU”

chat noir says the phrase “hashtag run!” before yeeting a paralysed ladybug over a bus

lady noire flirts with compliments mister bug by saying that his suit “brings out the colour” of his eyes

lady noire scolds safari and says that no one is allowed to flatten her partner’s “gorgeous face”

lady noire straight up says that only she is allowed to pursue mister bug

did i mention that lady noire is horrendously, indisputably down bad for mister bug

lady noire asks mister bug for a kiss goodbye but ahahaha nooo she was only joking!!! she knows that the thing she’s forgotten to do is to swap their miraculous again. obviously.

[thatstoomanysausages]

Lizzie, to Jimmy: I need you to Bam me in the bunker

Grian and Jimmy, just staring at each other: 😟😨😦