#jaune ships

[reashot]

Jaune being his Dorky Sunshine self:

NTR Artists:

[infoglitch]

Why am I having this conversation again? Oh right because I have a bone to pick with Jaune's harem because of the negative stigma its given the rest of the Jaune ships.

Hey ladies and gents friendly reminder about Jaune ships-

NOT ALL OF THEM ARE CONNECTED TO JAUNE'S HAREM. IF THAT IS THE REASON YOU DON'T LIKE THAT JAUNE SHIP, KINDLY GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!

If you don't like a jaune ship because you don't like jaune? Your alright. However if you don't ship jaune because you think he's still into Pyrrha.. sorry to say but you need to get your head out of your ass too.

And this ONLY applies to Jaune ships so yeah that's all.

Imma get off my soapbox now.

[notmaplemable]

Blake: *Walks into Beacon's lost and found*

Secretary: Hello, can I help you?

Blake: I'm looking for my copy of L- *Notices the Jaune body pillow propped up amongst the lost items*

Secretary: Noticed the body pillow? Yeah, someone must've ordered it. There's a shop in the city that makes them.

Blake: ...Why?

Secretary: Because people pay for it I guess. Though really the better question is why the groin area is so worn out on this one.

Blake: ...

(Who do you think is the true owner?)

[rwac96]

Flexibility (WhiteKnight Shitpost)

Jaune: *eating chili fries* "Hey, Weiss, how flexible are ya this weekend?"

Weiss: *sultry* "Flexible, you say~?"

*Weiss lifts up her right leg, ballerina style; which made the swordsman's cheeks crimson*

Jaune: *red-faced* "A-Availability! How available are ya?!"

Weiss: *blinks* "Oh, one trip of Festivus Shopping, but I'm free overall."

Jaune: *quickly nods his head* "Okay, gotcha." *stays silent momentarily* "You can stop doing that now."

Weiss: "Only when you stop staring, Jaune~."

Jaune: *clears his throat* "Admittedly, you are flexible."

[novankenn]

She Ships THEM?

Pyrrha: *Walking in to RWBY's dorm* Weiss are you here?

Wiess: *Using her body to block the view of her bed* PYRRHA?!? Wh... what are you doing here?!? How'd you get in?!?

Pyrrha: The door was unlocked and Ruby said you might have a copy of Port's "Tales of the Grimified".

Wiess: RUBY!

Pyrrha: Weiss, are you... what is that?

Wiess: IT'S NOTHING! DON'T LOOK! JUST WAIT OUTSIDE I'LL...

Pyrrha: Are those photo-shopped pictures of me and Jaune kissing?

Wiess: NO! *Grabs said photo and shoves it down the front of her dress* I don't know what you're talking about?

Pyrrha: WHAT THE HELL? *Pushes Weiss aside to look at the makeshift shrine on her bed*

Wiess: No... Please no...

Pyrrha: Why do you have a pair of my panties and Jaune's boxers? What is this??? *Holds up a pair of cornhusk dolls, with their legs twisted together, one with yellow hair. The other with red hair* WHAT THE F IS THIS???

Wiess: Vacoian hoodoo fertility magic...

Pyrrha: Why? WHY?

Wiess: Because...

Pyrrha: WHY WEISS?!?

Wiess: Because... I want...

Pyrrha: WEISS! ANSWER ME NOW! Or so help me...

Wiess: I NEED you an Jaune to get together... so... so I can the nanny for your twelve babies!!!

Pyrrha: Whut?

Wiess: You. Jaune. Babies. Me the nanny!

Pyrrha: I'm... I'm... no... I...

Weiss: *Watches Pyrrha stumble out of the dorm room* Pyrrha Wait! I have a Mistrailian Fertility charm for you to wear!

[dragon-razor-writings]

Mama Arc: *dressed in full crusader gear, wielding a Charge Blade, and looking like she's about to burn someone alive, with Powerwolf playing from... somewhere*

S/O, watching this: "...So, I have to fight her-"

Jaune, also watching his mother sharpening her weapon: "For her approval, yes."

Papa Arc: "Alright, EMS is now on standby."

S/O: "...Say, you have any advice for me?"

Papa Arc: "Make peace with whatever god you believe in."

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey! Just because you're bigger than me doesn't mean you can beat me in a fight!

Jaune: What are you gonna do?! Pick me up and throw me to the ground?

Jaune: You gonna pin me there so I can't move, smothering me with your huge legs?

Jaune: You gonna look deep into my eyes and gently bite my ear?

Jaune: PROVE IT, YOU COWARD!

[brokentrafficknight]

[spahhzy]

Silentknight teen walking into the house wearing a suit and carrying a duffle bag full of money.

Silentknight teen: Ma, I got bail! How's dad!?

Neo: 🤭👈

The teen looks to their left and see's there dad Jaune sitting on a recliner.

Silentknight teen: Dad!? I thought you got pinched at work!?

Jaune: ...I pinched a muscle? Where did you get that duffle bag of money!?

Silentknight teen: uh...internet?

[lunaefall]

I fucking hate it here.

[reashot]

Papa Arc The Simp Slayer

Papa Arc: Jaune I will teach you the secret to becoming a man.

Jaune: Really, how?

Papa Arc: Simple. Don't be a fucking simp.

Jaune: A what?

Papa Arc: A Simp. A spineless male feminist that prioritizes women's happiness over his own.

Jaune: B-but dad you told me I should be kind and gentle to girls...

*gets choked*

Papa Arc: And what I told you was wrong. You need to be callous towards girls. Make them chase after you not the other way around.

Jaune: *wheeze*

G-got it dad... P-please let go of my neck.

Papa Arc: Oh yes, of course. Promise me son that you will not be a simp. Be the first Arc to break the cycle.

Jaune: O-okay dad....

Sometimes later.

Jaune: Okay Jaune... You managed to somehow fool everyone and get into Beacon. Now remember what your dad said and just be a jerk to girls.

Random girl: Hey there. I'm new here too can you please help me....

Jaune: Ah Caramia!

Random girl: Huh?

Meeting the family

Jaune: Dad. I want you to meet the love of my life.

Papa Arc: ....

Chad Breathing: 1st Form. Papa Slash!

[drenosa]

Jaune: I once told my dad, as a joke, that I got an imaginary girlfriend.

Jaune: His response was "You know, you could do better."

Jaune: Not really sure what to make of that I said "Thanks, dad".

Jaune: He shook his head at that telling me that he was "Talking to my girlfriend".

Jaune: So yeah, I'm doing fine. How 'bout you?

[rubyfunkey]

got dangerously close to not drawing rwby this month

[notmaplemable]

Dog!Faunus Jaune: I have just met you and I love you.

Imagine your JauneOTP

[intooned]

YES! EXACTLY THIS!

Yeah, you don't just get away with treating someone like the gum beneath your boots then think you can have your way with them when they make something of themselves. Even after they literally brought you back to life, there wasn't a speck of gratitude you could spit at their feet? You don't get to be the loudest advocate for them being worthless, then hope to just cozy up 7 volumes later, with zero acknowledgement of your past treatment of them. The AU.DA.CI.TY! Pyrrha would never. And if Nora, after holding her bleeding team together, ever found out...

Full explanation here

[rwac96]

Crossover Crack Ship: Knight's Wish/Scuttle Arc/Shaune/Jantie

SHANTAE - SHANTAE, HALF-GENIE HERO

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JAUNE ARC- RWBY