#jaune ships

[reashot]

Jaune being his Dorky Sunshine self:

NTR Artists:

[notmaplemable]

Dog!Faunus Jaune: I have just met you and I love you.

Imagine your JauneOTP

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey! Just because you're bigger than me doesn't mean you can beat me in a fight!

Jaune: What are you gonna do?! Pick me up and throw me to the ground?

Jaune: You gonna pin me there so I can't move, smothering me with your huge legs?

Jaune: You gonna look deep into my eyes and gently bite my ear?

Jaune: PROVE IT, YOU COWARD!

[brokentrafficknight]

[lunaefall]

I fucking hate it here.

[intooned]

YES! EXACTLY THIS!

Yeah, you don't just get away with treating someone like the gum beneath your boots then think you can have your way with them when they make something of themselves. Even after they literally brought you back to life, there wasn't a speck of gratitude you could spit at their feet? You don't get to be the loudest advocate for them being worthless, then hope to just cozy up 7 volumes later, with zero acknowledgement of your past treatment of them. The AU.DA.CI.TY! Pyrrha would never. And if Nora, after holding her bleeding team together, ever found out...

Full explanation here

[rwby-confess]

Confession #233

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Ship: Jislaine

Ghislaine Dedoldia of Mushoku Tensei:

X

Jaune Arc of RWBY:

[moistmailman]

Jaune’s mom: You better eat your vegetables, little missy, or you’re going to regret it.

Jaune’s baby sister: No! They’re ucky!

Jaune’s mom: You better, or else I’ll call Pyrrha Nikos and tell her you’re being bad.

Jaune’s baby sister: What?

Jaune’s mom: Pyrrha will be upset to find out her #1 fan is being bad.

Jaune’s baby sister: Y-you wouldn’t. Y-you don’t even know her.

Jaune’s mom, bluffing: Oh yes I do! *pulls out phone* You better eat or I’m calling her.

Jaune’s baby sister: I don’t believe you! You’re lying!

Jaune’s mom: That does it. *calls someone* She’s going to be so upset with you.

Jaune’s baby sister: W-wait, y-you’re not really calling her, right?

Jaune’s mom: I’m absolutely am. Ope, and she picked up too.

Jaune: Hello?

Jaune’s mom: *whispering* Hey, I’m pretending to call Pyrrha Nikos so your baby sister will eat her vegetables, so just play along, okay? Can’t let her know I’m lying.

Jaune: Oh uhm….hold up one second then. *muffled* Hey Pyr!

*the sound of the phone being handed to someone is heard on the line*

Pyrrha: Tell her to eat her vegetables or I’ll be very disappointed in her.

Jaune’s mom: Wait what the fuck?!

[rwac96]

Hoodie Thief (WhiteKnight)

Jaune: *wearing an orange shirt* "Dammit, where's my hoodie?!" *shifts his head left to right*

Ruby: "I think I saw Weiss with it last."

Jaune: "WEISS! Have you seen my hoodie?!"

*Weiss wore Jaune's hoodie, not looking up from looking over her grandfather's journals*

Weiss: *reading* "I threw it out."

Ruby: "...You look rather comfy."

Weiss: *still reading* "Hush!"

Jaune: *annoyed* "You 'threw out' the last five ones!"

[reashot]

Papa Arc The Simp Slayer

Papa Arc: Jaune I will teach you the secret to becoming a man.

Jaune: Really, how?

Papa Arc: Simple. Don't be a fucking simp.

Jaune: A what?

Papa Arc: A Simp. A spineless male feminist that prioritizes women's happiness over his own.

Jaune: B-but dad you told me I should be kind and gentle to girls...

*gets choked*

Papa Arc: And what I told you was wrong. You need to be callous towards girls. Make them chase after you not the other way around.

Jaune: *wheeze*

G-got it dad... P-please let go of my neck.

Papa Arc: Oh yes, of course. Promise me son that you will not be a simp. Be the first Arc to break the cycle.

Jaune: O-okay dad....

Sometimes later.

Jaune: Okay Jaune... You managed to somehow fool everyone and get into Beacon. Now remember what your dad said and just be a jerk to girls.

Random girl: Hey there. I'm new here too can you please help me....

Jaune: Ah Caramia!

Random girl: Huh?

Meeting the family

Jaune: Dad. I want you to meet the love of my life.

Papa Arc: ....

Chad Breathing: 1st Form. Papa Slash!

[etinceelle]

Weiss, Weiss... :[

Commission for @/Jeanjim77 on Twitter, thank you ! Drawing Jaune as the Rusted Knight takes a LONG time-

I'm still finishing a few commissions, then I should be able to reopen them o/

[notmaplemable]

Papa Arc: An important thing to know about women son, is that if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Kid Jaune: Is that why we're doing stuff with hammers?

Papa Arc: Indeed it is.

Jaune: ...But what do I do if they don't think I'm handsome or handy?

Papa Arc: They'll have to like you for one of your other virtues then.

Jaune: Like what?

Papa Arc: ...So today I'm going to teach you how to properly hammer a nail.

(Imagine your Jaune OTP)

[howlingday]

Jaune: My one and only, my love, my beauty, my treasure, my darling, my angel...

Jaune: What the fuck do you think you're doing?

[dragon-razor-writings]

Dad! Jaune Shenanigans

Jaune: *telling the worst dad jokes imaginable*

Random College Student who was invited to the Arc home: "...I want him."

Friends: "Bitch, what the fuck-"

Arc Child: *already ready to dropkick a fool*

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Yang is still a pun-sexual.

Yang: Ah damn! Something’s in my eye!

Jaune: Are you okay?

Yang: Y-yeah. I already got out. It was just an eye lash. You know it’s funny, they’re suppose to keep things out of your eye, but they get in them more often than anything else.

Jaune: Don’t you mean it’s… *points to his eye* eyeronic?

Yang: …

Jaune: … 😀

Yang: …

Jaune: … 😁

Yang: *Suddenly wearing a wedding dress* Babies. Now.