#jaune ships

[reashot]

Jaune being his Dorky Sunshine self:

NTR Artists:

[infoglitch]

Why am I having this conversation again? Oh right because I have a bone to pick with Jaune's harem because of the negative stigma its given the rest of the Jaune ships.

Hey ladies and gents friendly reminder about Jaune ships-

NOT ALL OF THEM ARE CONNECTED TO JAUNE'S HAREM. IF THAT IS THE REASON YOU DON'T LIKE THAT JAUNE SHIP, KINDLY GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!

If you don't like a jaune ship because you don't like jaune? Your alright. However if you don't ship jaune because you think he's still into Pyrrha.. sorry to say but you need to get your head out of your ass too.

And this ONLY applies to Jaune ships so yeah that's all.

Imma get off my soapbox now.

[itsupermanti]

CRACK!!!

Mom 2(eyes wide as the door goes sailing past them and becomes embedded in a wall): WHAT THE F-

Jaune(eyes wide at the sight of the hospital gown clad woman standing in the entrance): Ruby?!

Ruby(hunched over and leaning on a pole with IV and blood drip bags stuck into her arm, taking in deep breaths of air): Give…me…a second…Goddamn stairs…

Mom 1(raising a brow): Who’s this hu-

Ruby(raising her head to glare at her fellow Moms): I’M HIS GODDAMN FIANCÉE IS WHO I AM YOU GODDAMN B-

Ruby(remembering that there are children present): B-bug…

Ruby(resuming her glaring as her silver eyes start glowing): AND DON’T YOU DARE THINK OF TRYING TO TAKE MY MAN FROM-

Ruby(suddenly feeling lightheaded): -me…?

Jaune(rushing forward and catching her): This is why you’re supposed to stay at the hospital.

Ruby(leaning against him for support): Dear…Just shut up…and help me back…

Ruby(as her baby glares at the other moms with a pout): Even she knew what was going on before you did…

A Lamb Among Hyenas

Jaune: *Entering Parenting class and smiles at some single moms* Hi!

Mom 1: You're new~ What's ya name?

Jaune: Oh, I'm Jaune, and I, uh, got a baby girl,

Mom 1: Welcome, this is a safe space

Jaune: *Smiles and nods* Thank you

Mom 2: Totally! Does... your wife work? Or...?

Jaune: Oh no, we're uh, not married right-

Mom 1: Good

Jaune: ... Uh, she' still in the hospital-

Mom 2: Oh I'm so sorry! What happened?

Jaune: C-Section, There was some complications

Mom 1: hopes she makes it

Jaune: Yeah... she's at the ICU, she's getting better

Mom 1: Poor thing- Can I bring you dinner?

Jaune: ... No... thnak you though, that's very nice...

Mom 1: You sure~?

Jaune: Yeah

Mom 2: You don't want that dinner *Glares at Mom 1* Woman can't warm up a hot pocket, I'll give you my number in case you need, Anything~! What's your number?

Mom 1: My number is I like Anal

Jaune: *Stunned* AYE! WHOA!

(How does your ship react?)

[littlelewdmable]

Jaune: *thinking* quick Jaune, think of something romantic to say!

Jaune: You're the reason I wake up with a boner every morning.

Jaune: *Thinking* Why the fuck did I say that!?

(Imagine your Jaune OTP)

[notmaplemable]

Blake: *Walks into Beacon's lost and found*

Secretary: Hello, can I help you?

Blake: I'm looking for my copy of L- *Notices the Jaune body pillow propped up amongst the lost items*

Secretary: Noticed the body pillow? Yeah, someone must've ordered it. There's a shop in the city that makes them.

Blake: ...Why?

Secretary: Because people pay for it I guess. Though really the better question is why the groin area is so worn out on this one.

Blake: ...

(Who do you think is the true owner?)

[dragon-razor-writings]

Mama Arc: *dressed in full crusader gear, wielding a Charge Blade, and looking like she's about to burn someone alive, with Powerwolf playing from... somewhere*

S/O, watching this: "...So, I have to fight her-"

Jaune, also watching his mother sharpening her weapon: "For her approval, yes."

Papa Arc: "Alright, EMS is now on standby."

S/O: "...Say, you have any advice for me?"

Papa Arc: "Make peace with whatever god you believe in."

[rubyfunkey]

got dangerously close to not drawing rwby this month

[rwac96]

WTF Are your Panties?! (WhiteKnight)

Blake: *squints, sniffing the air* "Weiss...why do you smell...off?"

Weiss: *reading a book* "What do you mean?"

Ruby: *slowly shifts her gaze down to her partner's thighs* "Where the fudge are your panties?!"

Weiss: *lifts her head up, uncaring* "Oh! I don't have them."

Blake: *raises eyebrows* "Excuse me?!"

Weiss: *closes the book, putting it down* "Oh, don't be like that! Yang stopped wearing a bra when you two got together."

Blake: *blushes* "Not the same thing!"

Ruby: *looks to Blake* "It kinda is. I saw ya licking away at Yang's boob--."

*Jaune walks in, rubbing one of his eyes; noticing Weiss uncrossing her legs and spreading them...effectively flashing him*

Jaune: *blushes* "W-Weiss!"

Weiss: *blows Jaune a kiss* "Something to look forward to~."

Ruby: *gets up from her seat* "Figures." *walks towards the door* "You get gross around your S.Os.

Blake: "Am not!!"

Jaune: *exhales* "You do get gross, Blake."

[meadowindreams]

Being the Last one

Pyrrah: Why did sleep with you and not with me yet?

Ruby: come on Pyrrha, it’s not like that, he was just sad and I was there

Pyrrha: You’re right, I mean it’s not like Jaune slept with anyone else when i were dead, right?

Ruby:…….

Pyrrha:RIGHT?

Ruby: well…

Pyrrha: DAMN IT, that’s it who else slept with Jaune arc?

[howi99]

How would each character react if Jaune told them "I love you!". (If they were starting to date)

Jaune: *hugging Pyrrha* I love you!

Pyrrha: *melt* bhubhubhu-

_ _ _

Jaune: *hug Weiss* I love you!

Weiss: *Blushing mess* O-Of course you love me! We are dating!

_ _ _

Jaune: *hug Nora* I love you!

Nora: *hugging him back* And i love you too, Jaune-Jaune!

_ _ _

Jaune: *hug Ren* I love you!

Ren: *surprised* That's... Unexpected. *Smile* Thanks.

_ _ _

Jaune: *hug Ruby* I love you!

Ruby: *smiling* I love you too!

_ _ _

Jaune: *hug Yang* I love you!

Yang: *grinning* And i love you even more, VB! *Hug him back*

_ _ _

Jaune: *hug Blake* I love you!

Blake: *Purring*

_ _ _

Jaune: *hug Penny* I love you!

Penny: *Penny.exe has stopped working*

[drenosa]

9y old!Kid: Hey dad, I got a pun for you!

Jaune: Oh, what is it?

Kid: It's like a joke, but with word-play!

Jaune: 😐

Kid: 😀

Jaune: Go to your room...

[reashot]

The Cuckening of Jaune

Cardin Exist:

NTR Artists:

Any Girls in close proximity of Jaune:

I'm noticing a pattern...

[novankenn]

She Ships THEM?

Pyrrha: *Walking in to RWBY's dorm* Weiss are you here?

Wiess: *Using her body to block the view of her bed* PYRRHA?!? Wh... what are you doing here?!? How'd you get in?!?

Pyrrha: The door was unlocked and Ruby said you might have a copy of Port's "Tales of the Grimified".

Wiess: RUBY!

Pyrrha: Weiss, are you... what is that?

Wiess: IT'S NOTHING! DON'T LOOK! JUST WAIT OUTSIDE I'LL...

Pyrrha: Are those photo-shopped pictures of me and Jaune kissing?

Wiess: NO! *Grabs said photo and shoves it down the front of her dress* I don't know what you're talking about?

Pyrrha: WHAT THE HELL? *Pushes Weiss aside to look at the makeshift shrine on her bed*

Wiess: No... Please no...

Pyrrha: Why do you have a pair of my panties and Jaune's boxers? What is this??? *Holds up a pair of cornhusk dolls, with their legs twisted together, one with yellow hair. The other with red hair* WHAT THE F IS THIS???

Wiess: Vacoian hoodoo fertility magic...

Pyrrha: Why? WHY?

Wiess: Because...

Pyrrha: WHY WEISS?!?

Wiess: Because... I want...

Pyrrha: WEISS! ANSWER ME NOW! Or so help me...

Wiess: I NEED you an Jaune to get together... so... so I can the nanny for your twelve babies!!!

Pyrrha: Whut?

Wiess: You. Jaune. Babies. Me the nanny!

Pyrrha: I'm... I'm... no... I...

Weiss: *Watches Pyrrha stumble out of the dorm room* Pyrrha Wait! I have a Mistrailian Fertility charm for you to wear!

[epic-arc]

Idea Girl Types!

Dog Type.

Ruby: Let's go outside! Come on let's go!

She comes running straightaway.

Gets excited so easily.

She loves getting active.

Cheerful, With no trace of malice.

Cat Type.

Weiss: If you insist that much, I guess i can go with you.

A Tsundere by nature.

Moody.

Stirs up mischief and provokes others.

She acts spoiled after warming up to people.

Hedgehog Type.

Emerald: Stray away from me.

Looks Fashionable.

Usually by Herself.

Shy and Reserved.

Will show her vunerable side after getting comfortable with others.

Rabbit Type.

Velvet: You're leaving already...?

She gets lonely easily.

Very Clingy.

She's quiet and reserved.

Has a tomboyish side after getting to know her.

Sheep Type.

Pyrrha: There there... You did great today.

Laid-Back.

Has a big heart.

Likes companionship.

A Caring Onee-san.

Owl Type.

Cinder: How strange... I dont feel uneasy around you.

Mysterious.

Knowledgeable and Wise.

Cool and Reserved.

She's actually every earnest.

Cheetah Type.

Neo: ''What's got you down? Wanna talk about it?''

A Cool Beauty.

Very Fashionable.

A kind Older Sister.

Tends to do things on her own.

Hamster Type.

Nora: Whoa! This watermelon is so tasty~!

Small. but she has a big appetite

Curious and full of energy

An airhead

She ropes in others but her lovable personality makes it endearing.

[zexapher]

I Wish Schnee a Merry Christmas

Of course, I wish thee a merry Christmas, too. Happy holidays, everyone! I thought I’d put together something new and festive to celebrate with you all, and I’m quite happy with how it turned out.

A nice, gripping story to pull at the heart strings; Weiss’s once cheerful home with Old Nick, the sad times with her family under Jacques, then finding a welcoming new home among her friends, and going on to build happy holiday memories with her new family. Of course, given a little more time, I think I’d have added a few moments of Klein and Winter sneaking a few gifts in during Weiss’s childhood. I definitely see them breaking Jacques’s rules a little to give Weiss a few more happy moments.

This is pretty much how I headcanon holiday celebrations for the Schnees. Nicholas was a big ol’ Santa Claus, Jacques doesn’t care about family celebrations and leaves it all to corporate events, and then a big welcoming friend’s party from the teams that Weiss isn’t used to, only for Weiss to then fully embrace it and be super into the holiday spirit and very involved with her new family’s celebrations.

As for editing, I had a good bit of fun recreating Jacques’s and Willow’s legs, adding in a reflection for them, and pulling all the color out of the Christmas tree to make it a very Schnee blue. Feels good to see the progress in my editing skills since I started brushing up on them last year. I can do a lot more and a lot faster now, this whole thing was just some on and off work over the past week. Like changing Zwei’s black fur to that rusty red-brown, that’s something quick and easy to do now, and looks good.

Anyway, happy holidays again, hope you enjoy the season and this edit as much as I do! It’s my present to all of you!

[notmaplemable]

Dog!Faunus Jaune: I have just met you and I love you.

Imagine your JauneOTP