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reashot · 3 months ago
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Jaune being his Dorky Sunshine self:
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NTR Artists:
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infoglitch · 2 months ago
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Why am I having this conversation again? Oh right because I have a bone to pick with Jaune's harem because of the negative stigma its given the rest of the Jaune ships.
Hey ladies and gents friendly reminder about Jaune ships-
NOT ALL OF THEM ARE CONNECTED TO JAUNE'S HAREM. IF THAT IS THE REASON YOU DON'T LIKE THAT JAUNE SHIP, KINDLY GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
If you don't like a jaune ship because you don't like jaune? Your alright. However if you don't ship jaune because you think he's still into Pyrrha.. sorry to say but you need to get your head out of your ass too.
And this ONLY applies to Jaune ships so yeah that's all.
Imma get off my soapbox now.
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notmaplemable · 2 months ago
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Blake: *Walks into Beacon's lost and found*
Secretary: Hello, can I help you?
Blake: I'm looking for my copy of L- *Notices the Jaune body pillow propped up amongst the lost items*
Secretary: Noticed the body pillow? Yeah, someone must've ordered it. There's a shop in the city that makes them.
Blake: ...Why?
Secretary: Because people pay for it I guess. Though really the better question is why the groin area is so worn out on this one.
Blake: ...
(Who do you think is the true owner?)
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dragon-razor-writings · 2 months ago
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Mama Arc: *dressed in full crusader gear, wielding a Charge Blade, and looking like she's about to burn someone alive, with Powerwolf playing from... somewhere*
S/O, watching this: "...So, I have to fight her-"
Jaune, also watching his mother sharpening her weapon: "For her approval, yes."
Papa Arc: "Alright, EMS is now on standby."
S/O: "...Say, you have any advice for me?"
Papa Arc: "Make peace with whatever god you believe in."
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rubyfunkey · 2 months ago
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got dangerously close to not drawing rwby this month
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rwac96 · 17 days ago
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WTF Are your Panties?! (WhiteKnight)
Blake: *squints, sniffing the air* "Weiss...why do you smell...off?"
Weiss: *reading a book* "What do you mean?"
Ruby: *slowly shifts her gaze down to her partner's thighs* "Where the fudge are your panties?!"
Weiss: *lifts her head up, uncaring* "Oh! I don't have them."
Blake: *raises eyebrows* "Excuse me?!"
Weiss: *closes the book, putting it down* "Oh, don't be like that! Yang stopped wearing a bra when you two got together."
Blake: *blushes* "Not the same thing!"
Ruby: *looks to Blake* "It kinda is. I saw ya licking away at Yang's boob--."
*Jaune walks in, rubbing one of his eyes; noticing Weiss uncrossing her legs and spreading them...effectively flashing him*
Jaune: *blushes* "W-Weiss!"
Weiss: *blows Jaune a kiss* "Something to look forward to~."
Ruby: *gets up from her seat* "Figures." *walks towards the door* "You get gross around your S.Os.
Blake: "Am not!!"
Jaune: *exhales* "You do get gross, Blake."
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littlelewdmable · 10 days ago
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Jaune: *thinking* quick Jaune, think of something romantic to say!
Jaune: You're the reason I wake up with a boner every morning.
Jaune: *Thinking* Why the fuck did I say that!?
(Imagine your Jaune OTP)
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drenosa · 26 days ago
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9y old!Kid: Hey dad, I got a pun for you!
Jaune: Oh, what is it?
Kid: It's like a joke, but with word-play!
Jaune: 😐
Kid: 😀
Jaune: Go to your room...
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novankenn · 2 months ago
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She Ships THEM?
Pyrrha: *Walking in to RWBY's dorm* Weiss are you here?
Wiess: *Using her body to block the view of her bed* PYRRHA?!? Wh... what are you doing here?!? How'd you get in?!?
Pyrrha: The door was unlocked and Ruby said you might have a copy of Port's "Tales of the Grimified".
Wiess: RUBY!
Pyrrha: Weiss, are you... what is that?
Wiess: IT'S NOTHING! DON'T LOOK! JUST WAIT OUTSIDE I'LL...
Pyrrha: Are those photo-shopped pictures of me and Jaune kissing?
Wiess: NO! *Grabs said photo and shoves it down the front of her dress* I don't know what you're talking about?
Pyrrha: WHAT THE HELL? *Pushes Weiss aside to look at the makeshift shrine on her bed*
Wiess: No... Please no...
Pyrrha: Why do you have a pair of my panties and Jaune's boxers? What is this??? *Holds up a pair of cornhusk dolls, with their legs twisted together, one with yellow hair. The other with red hair* WHAT THE F IS THIS???
Wiess: Vacoian hoodoo fertility magic...
Pyrrha: Why? WHY?
Wiess: Because...
Pyrrha: WHY WEISS?!?
Wiess: Because... I want...
Pyrrha: WEISS! ANSWER ME NOW! Or so help me...
Wiess: I NEED you an Jaune to get together... so... so I can the nanny for your twelve babies!!!
Pyrrha: Whut?
Wiess: You. Jaune. Babies. Me the nanny!
Pyrrha: I'm... I'm... no... I...
Weiss: *Watches Pyrrha stumble out of the dorm room* Pyrrha Wait! I have a Mistrailian Fertility charm for you to wear!
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epic-arc · 2 months ago
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Idea Girl Types!
Dog Type.
Ruby: Let's go outside! Come on let's go!
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She comes running straightaway.
Gets excited so easily.
She loves getting active.
Cheerful, With no trace of malice.
Cat Type.
Weiss: If you insist that much, I guess i can go with you.
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A Tsundere by nature.
Moody.
Stirs up mischief and provokes others.
She acts spoiled after warming up to people.
Hedgehog Type.
Emerald: Stray away from me.
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Looks Fashionable.
Usually by Herself.
Shy and Reserved.
Will show her vunerable side after getting comfortable with others.
Rabbit Type.
Velvet: You're leaving already...?
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She gets lonely easily.
Very Clingy.
She's quiet and reserved.
Has a tomboyish side after getting to know her.
Sheep Type.
Pyrrha: There there... You did great today.
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Laid-Back.
Has a big heart.
Likes companionship.
A Caring Onee-san.
Owl Type.
Cinder: How strange... I dont feel uneasy around you.
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Mysterious.
Knowledgeable and Wise.
Cool and Reserved.
She's actually every earnest.
Cheetah Type.
Neo: ''What's got you down? Wanna talk about it?''
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A Cool Beauty.
Very Fashionable.
A kind Older Sister.
Tends to do things on her own.
Hamster Type.
Nora: Whoa! This watermelon is so tasty~!
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Small. but she has a big appetite
Curious and full of energy
An airhead
She ropes in others but her lovable personality makes it endearing.
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reashot · 3 months ago
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The Cuckening of Jaune
Cardin Exist:
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NTR Artists:
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Any Girls in close proximity of Jaune:
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I'm noticing a pattern...
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zexapher · 2 months ago
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I Wish Schnee a Merry Christmas
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Of course, I wish thee a merry Christmas, too. Happy holidays, everyone! I thought I’d put together something new and festive to celebrate with you all, and I’m quite happy with how it turned out.
A nice, gripping story to pull at the heart strings; Weiss’s once cheerful home with Old Nick, the sad times with her family under Jacques, then finding a welcoming new home among her friends, and going on to build happy holiday memories with her new family. Of course, given a little more time, I think I’d have added a few moments of Klein and Winter sneaking a few gifts in during Weiss’s childhood. I definitely see them breaking Jacques’s rules a little to give Weiss a few more happy moments.
This is pretty much how I headcanon holiday celebrations for the Schnees. Nicholas was a big ol’ Santa Claus, Jacques doesn’t care about family celebrations and leaves it all to corporate events, and then a big welcoming friend’s party from the teams that Weiss isn’t used to, only for Weiss to then fully embrace it and be super into the holiday spirit and very involved with her new family’s celebrations.
As for editing, I had a good bit of fun recreating Jacques’s and Willow’s legs, adding in a reflection for them, and pulling all the color out of the Christmas tree to make it a very Schnee blue. Feels good to see the progress in my editing skills since I started brushing up on them last year. I can do a lot more and a lot faster now, this whole thing was just some on and off work over the past week. Like changing Zwei’s black fur to that rusty red-brown, that’s something quick and easy to do now, and looks good.
Anyway, happy holidays again, hope you enjoy the season and this edit as much as I do! It’s my present to all of you!
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howi99 · 1 month ago
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Penny: *sleeping, her head resting on Jaune's shoulder*
Jaune: *chuckle* I'm honestly surprised that she can sleep. *Looking at Ciel* Does she dream too?
Ciel: *shaking her head* From what my superior told me, she doesn't possess the ability to dream. Or at least, not as you and i dream.
Jaune: *sigh* It's a shame, i was wondering if she dreamt of electric sheep. I guess that answers my question.
Ciel: She's analysing all the information she experienced today then classifies and categorizes them.
Jaune: I see...
Penny: *still sleeping* I you bothmnh... Zzzz... Core memory.... Zzzz....
Ciel: ...
Jaune: ... You are certain she doesn't dream?
Ciel: *slight blush* W-well, i was told-
Penny: *giggling with "saliva" drooling from her mouth* Eh eh, Jaune~ Zzzzzz.... Ciel, that's a dirty place~! Zzzzzzz...
Jaune: *perplexed* Is she-
Ciel: *Blushing really hard* Maybe we should leave her alone, uh? I-i probably have rapport to make or something!
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notmaplemable · 4 days ago
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The Dress
Mama Arc: Oh, sorry to wake you dear, I'm just getting some measurements.
Mama Arc: Now, what color do you want for the accents of your wedding dress?
Mama Arc: Don't worry dear, Arc wedding dresses are famous across Remnant. You'll look amazing.
Mama Arc: Almost as good as you'll look in the hand made lingerie on your honeymoon~. Now, tell me what colors you want.
(Imagine your Jaune OTP)
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dragon-razor-writings · 4 days ago
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After Jaune brings his S/O to his parents...
Jaune: "Alright, I'm gonna go use the bathroom. Be right back." *gets up and leaves*
Papa Arc, once he knows Jaune is out of earshot: "Alright, I'm gonna cut the shit; you hurt that boy, both me and his mother will hunt you down."
Papa Arc: "For your own sake, pray that I find you first. At the very least, you get a quick death with me."
Papa Arc: "If his mother finds you...well, I hope you wanted to wanted to know what the Brazen Bull would feel like without skin."
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howlingday · 5 months ago
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Jaune: Hey! Just because you're bigger than me doesn't mean you can beat me in a fight!
Jaune: What are you gonna do?! Pick me up and throw me to the ground?
Jaune: You gonna pin me there so I can't move, smothering me with your huge legs?
Jaune: You gonna look deep into my eyes and gently bite my ear?
Jaune: PROVE IT, YOU COWARD!
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