#jaune and ruby

[the8worldking]

Lancaster Prompt:

Seeing as it is Valentine's Day, and you are no doubt saturated with Lancaster Valentine's, allow me to try something different.

Spring is finally here, which means the return of birds singing, flowers blooming, sun shining, and-

ACHOO!

Allergies returning. And this year is especially bad, as Jaune is very allergic to flowers. He feels miserable and stuffy. If only there was a flower he knew that didn't make him allergic sneeze everywhere who could help him through this pollen season.

Jaune laid in his bed, tissues next to him on his night stand, cursing the brothers for giving him a massive amount of aura, yet he’s weak to pollen. He can get smacked around by a Ursa, but one nanosecond of contact with pollen and it’s like taking an arrow to the chest. But fortunately for him, there’s one flower that provides him comfort instead of nasal anguish like the others. A lovely little Rose, just happens to be laying next to him while they binge a bunch of anime.

Jaune: (nasally) you know maybe I should incorporate some of Denji’s fighting techniques.

Ruby: oh I can see it now, Jaune Arc: slayer of Grimm, bane of testicles.

Jaune: (Nasally) hey if it’s so or die I’m pretty sure kicks to the balls are allowed.

Ruby: I’m just saying, kick to the balls isn’t what real huntsman do.

There was a brief silence between the two for about five seconds until Jaune opened his mouth.

Jaune: (nasally) gurl you sooo would.

Ruby: dude have you met Tyrian? A swift kick to the dick would probably fix what’s broken up there.

[pilot-boi]

A bird and his babies

Any guy can be a babygirl, but it takes a man to be a single mother

[chantaldraw]

"...because you did start something."

[bloodraven55]

i love you platonic friendships between male and female main characters

[amelia-yap]

not pictured: oscar drawing a hot bath

inspired by this

[hadesisqueer]

One thing I really like about RWBY as a show is that the heroes do not have a strict no kill rule. Like, obviously, they very much prefer not hurting or killing anyone at all, but if it comes to that, they do not hesitate.

-Tyrian is trying to capture Ruby and kill her uncle and her friends? The moment he gets slightly distracted, Ruby takes the chance and cuts his tail off without a second thought.

-Cinder is affected by Ruby's silver eyes in the Battle of Haven? Jaune doesn't hesitate and the moment she lets her guard down he tries to stab her in the face; had he gone for a slash instead, Cinder would be dead.

-Tock has blinded Maria and is about to kill her? There you go, Maria will decapitate her. Bye, Tock.

-Adam keeps trying to kill Blake and Yang? Oh, he gets stabbed by both of them. No more Adam.

-Ironwood tries to shoot Winter again with that weird gun even though she's a Maiden now? Winter just sends the blast back at him and leaves. Doesn't even check if he's still alive.

-Neo just pushed Yang to the void and they think she's gone? Blake WILL try to cut Neo's head off. And while they're fighting Ruby doesn't hesitate to push Neo off the bridges even if she thought that would kill her.

Which are all like, normal. Those other people are actively trying to kill them or their loved ones as well. Which is why I used to be really confused when I kept seeing some people complaining mostly about the Ruby with Tyrian and the Blake and Yang vs Adam things. Saying they are supposed to be the good guys and they should set an example to viewers instead of maiming or killing their foes.

What example do you want them to set? That letting others kill you and your loved ones is okay? Because that's what was gonna happen; Tyrian had just poisoned Qrow, actually he's lucky Ruby only went for the tail. Adam was not going to stop and he going to take Blake's sword to continue to try murdering her and Yang, who had no Auras either and were as vulnerable as he was. They either did it first or they could die, and they did. It's self-defense. Tyrian and Adam were trying to kill them and they were the ones who started the fights. You fuck around, you're gonna find out.

[howlingday]

[iheartmothz]

rwby heads

[veelilee]

some sketches :)

[averagemrfox]

[arc-misadventures]

Siblings For Siblings

Ruby: Oh? Jaune just sent me a text.

Yang: He just sent me one too.

Ruby: I wonder what he…?!

Yang: What the…?!

Summer:

RY: MOM?!

Ruby: Did, Mom just…?!

Yang: Jaune, just fucked our, Mom?!

Blake: …?

Blake: I think, Jaune was the one that got fucked by your mom, not the other way around.

RY: NOT HELPING?!!

Blake: Sorry…

[notmaplemable]

Weiss: I don't know how Pyrrha survives with having that dolt Arc as a partner.

Ruby: Come on Weiss, Jaune might not be the best fighter, but he's a good partner!

Yang: Honestly, he probably wouldn't be the worst partner ever.

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If Jaune was Yang's partner

Yang: How are you doing today, partner?

Jaune: *Cooking some eggs for breakfast* Oh hey Yang, I'm doing pretty egg-cellent this morning.

Yang: *Finger guns* Ehhhhhhh.

Jaune: *Finger guns back* Ehhhhhh.

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Yang: He actually has a sense of humor.

Weiss: Oh please, I can't imagine anything worse than Arc being my partner.

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What if Jaune was Weiss' partner

Jaune: *In the most stereotypically hillbilly accent you can think of* Snow Angel, you are just the pertyiest thing I ever did see.

Jaune: We go together just like dogs and gettin strayed by skunks.

Weiss: *Death Screech*

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Weiss: *Shivers* The horror.

Blake: I don't think it would be that bad.

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What if Jaune was Blake's partner

Jaune: *Jumping around like an excited puppy*

Jaune: Hey Blake! You wanna go play some video games!?

Jaune: Or maybe go down to the cafeteria and get some chicken nuggets and tuna!?

Jaune: Oh both! Both would be super fun!

Jaune: Right Blake!? Right!?

Blake: ...Sure.

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Blake: Less annoying than Yang at least.

Yang: Picking VB over me, Kit-Kat? Hurtful.

Weiss: Why do you even think Arc would make a good partner, Ruby?

Ruby: Uhhhhhhhh

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What if Jaune was Ruby's partner

***CENSORED***

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Ruby: Reasons.

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *opens door* Hey Weiss, have you-

*She sees a sleeping Jaune hugging a fully awake Weiss*

Ruby: Trapped?

Weiss: Yes

Ruby: Need help?

Weiss: ..no

Ruby:

Weiss:

Ruby: Can I join?

Weiss: *blushing with her arms open* ..yes

Ruby: *dives into Weiss's arms* Yay

[akiraarabella]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT RWBY?!?! I STARTED IT YESTERDAY AND RN I JUST FINISHED VOLUME 7 GONNA START THE LAST TWO VOLUMES AND WTFFFFFF?????!!!!! THIS SHOW NEEDS PRAISE! THE STORY IS TAKING ME AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (update i finished the series in two days and now i cant get it out of my head SEND HELP-)

[juanarc-thethird]

The Arc curse...?

Ruby: You know, Jaune.

Jaune: Hm?

Ruby: Y-You're handsome

Jaune: Thank you. *Smiles*

Ruby: Can... Can I take your hand?

Jaune: No, is mine.

Ruby:...

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Yang: What are you going to do tonight?~

Jaune: Sleep

Yang: Without me?~💕

Jaune: Yeah, I'm a big boy now. I can sleep alone.

Yang:...

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Weiss: Hey, do you wanna get out of here?

Jaune: And go where?

Weiss: Wanna come to my place?

Jaune: Nah, is to far. How about McDonald's?

Weiss:...

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Blake: I'm so wet.

Jaune: How? I don't see any water.

Blake: No, like you're making me wet.

Jaune: Do I look like water to you?

Blake:...

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Pyrrha: I like your shirt.

Jaune: Me too.

Pyrrha: *Chuckles* You're funny.

Jaune: That's not my name.

Pyrrha:...

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RWBYP: (My God, how can he be so dumb. I love him💕)

[pilot-boi]

Great expectations