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tim meeting lex at a gala when he’s young. he knows lex is a villain but he’s also the only vaguely smart person there and he has a look of disgust every time someone says anything remotely dumb, which tim relates to SO much.
meanwhile lex seeing this kid who is so clearly going to be a supervillain when he grows older and quite honestly this child scares him a little. so he indulges him just enough to be on his good side. lex just about has a heart attack when tim off handedly mentions one of lex’s very secret, only 6 people know about it and 5 of them are hidden away and can’t see their family because of what they know, project.
every time they see each other at a gala there’s just a sense of “oh thank god someone smart is here” and spend half the time politely shit talking the idiots
cut to 17 yo tim drake (never aging again) and he just. shows up in lexs house one day like “give me the blessing to marry kon and i’ll tell you the absolutely groundbreaking gossip i just found out about rebecca” he gets his blessing without lex even questioning it. he knows tim drake is red robin anyway who else would be able to? he is a little disappointed he went the hero route but out of all heroes red robin is closest to becoming a supervillain anyway so it’s fine
lex however does not know any of the other batfams identity. brucie wayne is a fucking idiot who can’t tie his shoes (lex watches him stuff the laces in his shoes once) dick grayson is a Cop(negative), jason todd is dead, stephanie brown is the daughter of a villain and would probably want to be as far away from that life as possible, damian wayne he could buy as robin but there’s no way anyone biologically related to brucie could be even remotely competent, duke thomas seems too normal, and he can find nothing on cass wayne except she seems too sweet. besides tim’s competent enough to hide his identity from his family. especially the wayne family.
#tim drake#tim drake is a menace#chaotic tim drake#lex luthor#timkon#dc stands for disregard canon#lex is the number 1 brucie wayne hater#lex saw 7 year old tim and knew he was destined for villainy and got scared#scared cause he knew tim would be a better rich super villain than him
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restroom attendant | jason todd
Summary: Tonight is the worst night ever--you just got dumped on your birthday, and all you want to do is cry in the restaurant bathroom in peace. That is, until, the Red Hood bursts in. This city just won't cut you a break.
Pairing: Jason Todd x fem!reader
Word count: 1.7k
Warnings/tags: humor, mild angst, reader's ex-bf cheats and dumps her, jason is such a silly goose, flirting, meet ugly, canon-typical violence, awkward jason, comic relief dick grayson.
A/N: this is probably the silliest fic i've ever written LOL! i hope you guys enjoy it. please support your local jason todd enthusiast and reblog :)
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Tonight sucks.
With a shaky hand, you attempt to soothe your swollen eyes. You’ve probably been in here for about twenty minutes. Your Uber has definitely left, as has your now ex-boyfriend of three years.
Yoga instructor. It’s always the yoga instructor. They’re always fucking the yoga instructor.
You swallow a mouthful of tears and phlegm and try not to let the wet sink touch your dress. All you’d wanted was a little class on your birthday, maybe have some wine and play footsie under the table with your boyfriend. But no. That would’ve been too easy for you.
You’re starting to think this city is cursed.
The door slams open. The force of it shakes the bathroom, rattles the mirrors. You spin around.
A man slides across the floor and smacks his head on the opposite wall. Red Hood appears in the doorway, the eyes of his helmet glowing eerily.
Yep. Definitely cursed.
"Let's try this again," Hood says pleasantly, reloading his gun with a fresh magazine. "And in the interest of making myself transparent: when I ask you a question, Jerry, I expect a truthful answer."
He stalks over to Jerry and heaves him up by the lapels of his suit jacket. Hood's biceps bulge as he holds Jerry against the wall. You squish yourself against the sink. Water soaks the back of your dress.
"You're crazy, I didn't do anything!" Jerry shouts, feet barely scraping the floor.
"Volume, Jerry. People are trying to enjoy their meals.”
“Let go of me, Hood! I wasn’t anywhere near the Iceberg Lounge!”
“Yeah, see, words are coming outta your mouth, but they don't match the fact that I have three people who put you at the scene. How can we remedy this inconsistency? Any ideas?"
Jerry squirms, but he's no match for Hood's strength. Your heart pounds in your chest.
"Don't give me to the cops!" Jerry begs.
"Cops are the least of your worries right now," Hood snarls. "You're damn lucky Nightwing wants to talk to you, Jerry, or your head would hurt a lot more."
Slowly, you reach for your purse, trying to pull out your phone. Instead, you knock it to the floor. Tears gather in your eyes because this night just can’t cut you a break.
“Motherfucker,” you whisper.
Hood turns, those frightening white eyes now on you. Jerry also looks at you, legs still dangling.
“Hey,” Hood says without a sign of struggle. “Shit. Y'alright? Did I swipe ya?”
“No,” you say, voice shaky.
His posture softens. “Okay. I’m not gonna hurt you. Don’t be afraid.”
“I believe you. But, um… you're in the women's bathroom.”
Red Hood gives the room a onceover.
“Huh. So we are. Dunno how that happened.” He shakes Jerry by the collar. “Why’d you run into the women’s bathroom, asshole?”
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Don't kill me!” Jerry wails.
“Shut it, Jesus. I'm not gonna kill you. Not yet, anyway.”
“It's fine, I was just leaving,” you say, bending down to get your purse.
“Hey, no, don't let me push you out,” Hood says. “Sorry. I'll be gone in a couple minutes.”
Hood adjusts his grip so Jerry's face is against the wall, arms and legs restrained. Then he zipties Jerry and sits him down hard on the floor. Hood presses a button on his helmet.
“Yo, N, I'm at Prescott's. Yeah, with Jerry. No, I didn't tell him to run in here, he did that all on his own! Well, I chased him for ten blocks, so I’d prefer if you’d keep your bitching to yourself. Thank you… Okay, we're in the women's bathroom, so—well, I didn't do it on purpose! No, I’m—will you just come here? There’s a side window.” Hood presses the button again with a grunt. “Dickhead.”
“Are you gonna erase my memory?” you ask.
Hood jerks, turning back to you.
“What? Hell no, I'm not gonna erase your memory. I don't do that shit, I promise.”
You slump against the sink. “That's too bad. I would prefer it.”
He looks up from Jerry’s last ziptie and pulls it extra tight. Jerry whimpers.
“How come?” Hood asks.
You shake your head. “It's nothing.”
“Hm. Doesn't look like nothing. If you're in danger—”
“I'm not in danger. I…”
You glance at Hood. You can't see his face, but his body language seems genuine. From what you've heard, Hood isn't known for mincing words or doing things he doesn't want to. And he’s good to Gothamites. Well, the law-abiding ones, anyway. He’s even been endorsed by Batman.
What's the harm in telling him about your disastrous night? Not like you'll see him again. Or Jerry.
“I got dumped,” you say.
“Ah.” Hood nods. “Been there.”
Somehow, the idea of Red Hood getting dumped is weirder than him beating up a guy in the women’s bathroom of Prescott’s.
You sniffle, and wipe your eyes with the back of your hand.
“Yeah, um. It was our three year anniversary today. He took me here, told me he was in love with his yoga instructor, and then left.”
You tear up thinking about it. Hood makes a quiet noise.
“Shit. Well, I haven't been there,” he says. “But I know infidelity. I'm sorry. Dudes are trash.”
“And it's my birthday today,” you blurt, sniffling.
“Happy birthday,” Jerry says, clutching his stomach.
“What a fucking asshole!” Hood snarls, and lets go of Jerry, who crumples like a sack of potatoes. He’s out cold in a second, frozen on the floor.
Your brows rise. “Is he okay?”
“He’s fine. It’s his first time in Gotham.” Hood shrugs. “Anyway, where was I? Right, your asshole ex. Like it's not enough to publicly dump you, and then he goes and does it on your birthday? Who is this guy? I'll go talk to him right now.”
You laugh a loud, snorting laugh. It bounces off the tiles.
Hood tilts his head. “What’d I say?”
You catch your breath and wave your hand.
“No, nothing, I’m sorry. I’ve just had a crappy night and that’s probably the nicest thing anyone’s ever offered to me.”
“I mean it,” Hood says. “I’ll scare him if you want.”
“As tempting as that is, I don’t want to be an accessory to a crime.”
You also don’t want to put your ex in the ICU, no matter how much he might deserve it. Best to let the universe do its thing.
“You’d be acquitted, don’t worry.” Hood leans against the stall. “I’d never letcha go to jail.”
You smile, your ears growing warm. “You don’t even know me. What if I deserve it?”
“Nah. I got a good sense about people. I can tell you’re sweet. Probably don’t even run through red lights.”
“I try not to,” you say, heat spreading to your face.
“Yeah, a good girl. I figured as much.”
Your eyes widen. Hood coughs and rubs his neck. Even his coughs sound intimidating through the helmet, but that’s negated by his scrunched-up posture.
“Fuck. Sorry. That wasn’t a come-on,” he says. “I mean, it sounded like one, but I’m realizing what a creep I am, flirting with you in a bathroom with a zip-tied criminal. Sorry.” He shakes his head. “I hate myself.”
You grin. “It’s okay. You made my night better, actually. Thanks.”
“That’s a testament to how terrible your night’s been if I made it better.”
You shrug. “Could always be worse. I bet Jerry had an even shittier night than me.”
“You’d win that bet. But I—”
The window swings open with a clunk. Nightwing pops his head in. He looks at Hood, then you.
“Uh,” he says. “Evening. What’s going on?”
“What’s going on is it took you almost ten minutes to get here,” Hood says, back in Vigilante Mode. “Did you get lost?”
Nightwing smiles with all his teeth. “I was actually cleaning up your mess at the Bowery, Hood. You’re welcome.”
He looks at you. “Hi. Sorry about this. I hope we didn’t ruin your night. If there’s anything we can reimburse you for…”
You shake your head. “It’s okay. My night was already sunk. Don’t worry about it. Thanks for keeping Gotham safe.”
Nightwing laughs. “The pleasure is ours.”
“Alright, enough chattering, Dickwing,” Hood says. “Take him.”
He lifts the unconscious Jerry, pushing him up to the window. He does so effortlessly, his jacket riding up to reveal his skin-tight jumpsuit.
You look away before he catches you staring. There’s definitely something wrong with you.
Nightwing takes Jerry and waves at you. Then he disappears.
“So, uh,” Hood says. “I gotta go.”
“Oh! Right, of course. Sorry to keep you.”
“Now what’re you apologizing for?” he asks, and it almost sounds like a tease. You wonder what his smile looks like. What color his eyes are.
“Well, I really didn’t mean to keep you…”
“You didn’t keep me,” Hood says, and you can hear the warmth even through his decoder. “This is probably the best arrest I’ve ever made.”
He starts to climb through the window, then stops. He digs into one of the pockets of his belt and pulls out a scrap of paper.
“This is my number,” he says. “Well, it’s kind of the vigilante hotline. But you can reach me here, in case you ever need help.”
Hood walks over to give it to you. He smells like gunpowder and oranges. He’s even larger this close, the width of his shoulders dwarfing you.
“Thank you,” you say quietly.
He nods and backs up, clapping his hands.
“Right. So I’ll go… Bye.”
Hood looks at you for a moment more. Then he hops up onto the window sill and slides out, somehow graceful despite his bulk. The window closes.
Your dress has dried, which is nice. You walk out of the bathroom. It’s a miracle no one else has come in.
You get your coat and this time, when you see the empty seat across from yours, you don’t burst into tears, which is progress. You call another Uber and go to wait for it at the front. The hostess approaches you.
“Ma’am?” she says, and holds out a small, plastic container. In it is a slice of tiramisu.
“I didn’t order this,” you say.
“It was called in and paid for by a Mr. R.H. He wishes you a happy birthday.”
“Oh. Thank you.”
You’re definitely leaving a five-star review on Yelp.
#jason todd x reader#jason todd x you#jason todd x y/n#jason todd fanfiction#red hood x you#red hood x reader#red hood imagine#batman fanfiction#dc fanfiction#jason todd reader insert
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As much as Bruce still professes to ‘work alone’ it is true that the bat cave is rarely empty, these days. His children, and the children that are not his but are his responsibility, gather in clusters throughout the cave at all hours. And yet, Bruce finds himself nearly alone this early morning, post patrol. Nearly alone, Bruce thinks over a cup of tea (Alfred has been a tremendous influence on him) because just stepping out of the showers is Jason. And his hair is dripping wet.
He never did take the time to dry it, Bruce muses. It is almost comforting to see that this habit has stuck with him.
When Dick first came to live in Wayne manor Bruce had, semi regularly, helped him towel off after washing. Not because a 9 year old child needed help but because Dick was a very tactile child and because Bruce, largely, was a very non tactile adult. And so it became a habit where Bruce would dry Dick’s hair by playfully attacking his head with a towel until Dick would inevitably and full of laughter beg him to stop. But Bruce would simply kiss his forehead and keep right on doing it because he could, and it was fun, and also because Bruce loved to hear Dick’s joyful laugh.
Jason had come to the manner at an older age than Dick had. Although there were only three years between 9 and 12, developmentally there was a canyon between the two. On top of this Jason was initially very distrustful of Bruce, and by the end their relationship had been strained. But there had been, briefly, a time in between where Bruce would dry his hair after patrol and kiss his second son’s forehead as well.
Hmmmm. Putting the tea cup down Bruce made his way down from the raised platform of the bat computer to where Jason sat taping his knuckles. Jason was using his guns less, it was true, but he seemingly could not be persuaded to stop punching criminals in the face (angrily). And also the cops (delightedly). And also his siblings (usually playfully, Bruce will admit). And also Bruce (definitely not playfully). His hands, Bruce noted, were actually dry.
Grabbing a towel from the shelf stealthily Bruce walked up to Jason. ‘You look like you missed a spot.’ He said, aiming for a conversational tone.
‘Wuh? With my knuckles?’ Jason began in confusion. He half turned towards Bruce, face scrunched up in irritation.
So Bruce threw the towel right over it and cheerfully began attacking his hair from both directions. ‘Your hair isn’t dry.’ He declared, aiming for that slightly higher pitched voice he used when the kids were younger, making sure to smoosh Jason’s face as well as his hair.
‘Bruce what the fuck! Get off of me!’ Jason barked, trying bat Bruce’s hands away. Bruce of course just twisted out of the way and rubbed harder.
‘You can’t be walking around with wet hair Jason, you’ll catch a cold!’ He practically sang. Jason finally got wise and yanked the towel from Bruce’s hands, glaring up at him angrily. Bruce just grinned, expecting this, and tilted Jason’s face up to kiss his forehead.
‘Gah!’ Jason eloquently responded.
Taking advantage of his momentary confusion Bruce grabbed the towel back and resumed his ministrations on Jason’s hair.
‘Oh my god!’ Jason cried. ‘You’ve lost your mind. Stop that!’ He tried to yank the towel away again but Bruce brought the towel up over his face roughly, preventing him. When Jason made to grab Bruce around the hips to knock him over, Bruce whipped the towel off and kissed Jason’s forehead again.
By now Jason was laughing inspite of himself, and Bruce was grinning, feeling more comforted and relaxed than he had in a very long time. The two continued their antics for a while more before Jason finally managed to hook a leg around Bruce’s ankle, tipping him forward.
‘Oof’ Bruce grunted, as Jason’s shoulder caught him in the stomach, but Jason just twisted slightly so that he could bring his arms around Bruce’s waist and lean his head against his chest. ‘I love you, Jason.’ Bruce said, hugging him tightly back.
‘Yeah yeah, you old lug. I can dry my own hair you know!’
‘Clearly not, considering how wet it was.’
‘Oh my god, dad, it’s fine.’
‘Hmmm’
‘Was that jasmine tea you were drinking? Can I have some?’
‘There should be enough for another cup in the pot.’
#mine#experiencing parental love vicariously through Jason#wrote this instead of sleeping#I also read the whole thing in Sir Patrick Stewart’s voice because I’ve been listening to his memoir and he narrated it himself lol#I also don’t care if this is out of character I’m just here to experience emotional catharsis and Bruce and Jason are the tools I’m using#bend to my every whim BOY MWAHAHAH#anyway hopefully to sleep I go now??#my writing#jason todd#bruce wayne#writing
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Michael Mitch is a bat family oc (find some stuff if you want to know on @erroritserror )
Rover is @ezzyraccoon 's. Idk why I made this-
Rover: "so how many bat-family is there?"
Micheal: "a lot. But I can name everyone for you"
Rover: "....ok..."
Micheal: "there is Alfred. He is the butler, the first to know who batman was and is the best cook you will ever meet."
Rover: "Terrance would be friends with him..."
Michael: "then there is Bruce Wayne. He is a rich billionaire that adopted me and my siblings. He is in public a rich play boy but at night he is a crime fighting vigilante. He didn't plan to have any kids but here we are. Anyways Bruce is a good guy....most of the time-"
Rover: "what do you me-"
Micheal: "THEN there is Dick Grayson! Raised in a circus, first robin, saw his parents die infront of him. Sad stuff. But kind and funny goof, probably the most traumatizing past not including me! He is now Nightwing and a big loving older brother!"
Rover "...well damn-..."
Micheal: "first batgirl aka Barbara Gordon was the daughter of a cop and she is in a wheelchair because joker broke into her house and shot her. So yeah- acts like a big sister to us. Bruce basically adopted her."
Micheal: "then Jason Todd. 2nd robin now a anti hero that is a huge foodie, me and tim are cool with him. His mom was a doctor that sold drugs and his dad was a small criminal that left to get the milk. Jason was also beaten by a crowbar to death by joker"
Rover: "do you all have trauma from clowns and circuses?"
Micheal: "yeah pretty much-"
Micheal: "Tim Drake was the 3nd robin, now red Robin...Yumm, he is smartest of us, lived a good ish childhood, his parents died- he is also is coffee addict and very sleep deprived. Don't ask the last time he slept!"
Rover: "should Bruce be-"
Micheal: "we all are sleep deprived Rov. Anyways there is Steph brown. Tim's ex, was the first female robin. Was second batgirl, smart gal, her dad tried to kill her many many many times, faked her death before, all that."
Rover: "im- do all of yo not have parents or have crappy parents?"
Micheal: "yep!"
Michael: "Cassandra Cain, 3nd batgirl, now is orphan (I think-) was trained without language so she doesn't talk much, she can read movements to tell what you are gonna do next. Doesnt understand everything but is badass!
Rover: "...wow-...im kind- wait is that all of the family?"
Micheal: "not even close. Anyway now their is Damian Wayne. The 4th robin, obsessed with animals, the only vegan, filled with rage pretty much, trained by the league of assassins. Mother is one of the leaders, Bruce's only biological child. And kinda a snappy kid but fun to hang with at times"
Rover: "sounds like tea and Elizabeth"
Micheal: "im not gonna ask who they are! Anyways Duke! Called The Signal, the first mutant in the family I think, the only bat person that has a good sleep schedule mostly because he works on the day. But very sweet and cheerful dude, also his mom is insane because of joker and he is trying to get her to at least remember who he is"
Rover: "their goes the joker trauma-... Holy shit your family is hu- wait what about bat woman?"
Micheal: "oh yeah she isn't important-"
Rover: "batwing?"
Micheal: "oh! He is another batman. Alfrican soldier that is another version of batman but he has a different kids suit, he is retired now but he i think had the most teched used suit then all of us"
Rover: "your family is huge, is there more?"
Micheal "yeah. Oh there is a lot!"
Rover: "cute..."
Correct me on any mistakes I made. I want to make sure I did all that right
Also the reason why I didn't do batwoman is because I dont know much about her-
This took me so fucking long-
#batfam#batfamily#au?#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#damian wayne#robin#batman#batgirl#batwoman#bat wings#orphan#joker#the signal#nightwing#red hood#red robin#Micheal Mitch#rover
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Thoughts on Batman Arkham Origins
Main Story
Opening is nice
Black Mask before Jason? That's interesting
Killer Croc helping Black Mask was a surprise
I don't think Roman threatening Waylon is good idea
It feels like Roman's normal voice is higher and he tries to make it deeper when intimidating people
Well at least Batman didn't let Croc die
I'm going to add some new characters
Also Bane wasn't originally in Gotham?
Of course, it was Nigma behind the towers, it's funny that Batman guessed his name
Can Batman stop choking people?
Gotta admit Electrocutioner has a style.
Aight nevermind that was hilariously lame lmao
Tracey is kinda cute
Yo Candy 👀
Falcone wanting his son back is somehow heartwarming
Hi Slade, didn't see you since Teen Titans
His fight actually looks interesting, the wacking is kinda funny
Love how confused he is by Batman
Penguin is a sleaz in this version
Anarky is like "We live in society"; nice voice though
No one's believes Roman is dead but its a nice mystery;
Ooh, first time he heard of the Joker
I find it cool that Anarky was impressed Batman saved those places; didn't expect him to be called a kid, how old is he?
The thing is, he is right in what he is saying, but it's the way he wants to solve these problems it the issue
Him wanting Batman to mentor him my heart! Baby, no, please just learn from your mistakes
Batman was right to beat these cops
Hey Barbara! Interestingly, Jim didn't like Batman at the beginning
When it was said there was piece of white clothing I knew it was Roman
Ok didn't expect the guy to force a Roman hand in killing his girlfriend, that was evil
The way that Joker is once again the main villain should be annoying, especially with the premise they set up, but I think they did it in a good way; it's honesty cool since it's the first time Batman had heard of him
The Mad Hatters bunnies 💀
The fucking sir bit lol, I would love to annoy him; his reason for controlling people is very interesting
Of course he fucking choked him
Wonderland looks cool
"Drained a bit of that willpower of yours" He just went through a fucking door, calm down
He really traumatized her huh?
The girl is laughing, definitely Joker gas
Wait, that's Joker in costume?! Holy shit he is amazing voice acting
And he just beat the shit out of the Roman!
(Since it was Joker from the beginning I can't use it for characterization? )
Is Shiva with Al Ghoul?
Of course Roman has heart problems because of his anger lol
He looks kinda nice tied up
FOR FUCK SAKE BRUCE STOP BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF LYING MAN
Copperhead scared the shit out of me
Ok that was torture, Batman wanted to torture a guy. BTAS would be so angry at his other self
Wait, is her venom is like a fear toxin?
Alfred's speech was sad.
The guilt goes hard in this
The problem with Deadshot is apparently dude is an imposter? I don't know how to characterize him.
Never mind, he wasn't in the game long enough.
Joker still doing BM impression is hot
Electrocutioner just playing a video game, dude really is asking to die
The guy who voices Joker does an excellent job, why were people complaining about him?
Yep expected it
Firefly looks cool
Bane is badass
Batman was allowed to beat Jokers ass
The Bane pose is seriously iconic
Of course Joker laughs when falling to death
Joker not understanding why Batman saved is very nice
Joker to Blackgate? That's gonna be interesting
Wait it's Harley?! But they meet in Arkham
The imagination is seriously weird but fits
Joker saying Batman changed his life is… interesting
Oh, his Red Hood backstory
Oh it's pretty gay not gonna lie
Wait, she thought he was talking about her while he was talking about Batman lmao
Alfred is trying to be a good father, fuck off Bruce
The Nigmas passwords are amazing
The cop just going 'Yup' kills me
Bane knowing who Batman is a nice twist
I get why Gordon doesn't trust Batman but he is helping with bombs, come on man
Aww they started to like each other
Alfred use the shotgun
I know he won't die because he is in other games but it's sad seeing Bruce actually be desperate
Looks like gloves were a good idea
"Don't drink and drive, you'll kill someone " "Yeah yeah what are you in for?" "Manslaughter " that got a chuckle out of me
He already has Harley around his finger, don't like how they changed how they met but at least her voice isn't so annoying
Why the fuck does Joker wants to die so badly?
"Maybe you shouldn't move?" Shoots them; Good job Jim!
Gordon is a good man
And that's how he earned respect from Jim, good job Bat; also it's nice for him to ask for help where the fuck did go in the future?
I love how Gordon just fucking hits sniper with a bat
It's fun; although Barbara should have looked up to her dad and just have Bat as inspiration for her suit but eh
Are they teasing Suicide Squad?
Initiation DLC
It's nice seeing what League was like and what they teached but it just fighting, boring.
Cold, Cold Heart
Now THIS, this is what I'm talking about
Love the opening, the speech was so fake
Didn't expected Penguin to mix
The fact that Bruce actually has respect for Ferris will make learning the truth pretty fun
The new suit looks goofy
Lmao the callback to future roof dropping with the Diller
The realization in Bat voice when he finds out what happened, perfect
Why did Freeze freeze Nora in her dress? She looks beautiful but it doesn't seem practical
She looks beautiful
Overall
Enjoyed it, might actually be my favorite game (and since I know few plot points from Knight it might stay that way).
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boywhelmed replied to your post: me: i dont like titans!jason me after binging...
S A M E hat before i watched it i was like ‘lmao TRASH, u expect me to think /THAT/ is baby?’ me after: baby. babyboy. i would live, die and KILL for u
just... just pick him up... squich the babey.......
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Dc Titans incorrect quotes part 6
*Jason and Y/N sitting in jail together*
Y/N: So, who should we call?
Jason: I’d call dick, but I feel safer in jail
Jason: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Dick: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Jason: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Dick: Do you take constructive criticism?
Y/N :I only take cash or credit.
Gar : This is such a bad idea.
Jason : Then why are you coming along?
Gar : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Jason : So are we flirting right now?
Y/N : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Jason : That doesn’t answer my question
Gar :yo, is Jason sleeping or dead
Y/N: hopefully dead , I hated his guts
Gar : so did I
Jason : okay first of all , fuck you-
Dick : remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder
Y/N: stop romanticizing the past
#x male reader#x male oc#dc titans x male reader#dc titans x y/n#dc titans x reader#jason todd x male reader#jason todd#gar logan x male reader#gar logan#dick grayson x male reader#red hood#incorrect quotes
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this is how i imagine duke thomas…
(a lot of this is also canon/inspired by canon)
click here for the other boys
- is seen as the perfect golden child but that is ONLY because he knows when to restrain himself.
- he is just as much of a crackhead as the others, but he also wants to show bruce how capable he is, and so behaves according to the situation.
- dick will be like “yo duke we’re doing a drag race with our hero vehicles” and without missing a beat duke will offer to drive and tell them which backroad in bristol they should use to avoid the cops and bruce.
- and when they eventually get caught bruce’ll be like “and i cannot believe you roped duke into this! he’s the youngest and you lot should know better than to be such terrible influences!”
- and it doesn’t matter how much they argue that he’s just as bad of an influence, bruce will not have any of it.
- it’s not like dick or jason where he knows they’ve done stuff and yet they get away with it, bruce will LITERALLY SEE DUKE DOING IT and deny it was his idea and any guilt.
- “because duke’s the youngest”, second to damian, and is doing it because “his brain’s not fully developed” and “he looks up to you guys” and “he’s trying to fit in” and the list of excuses just goes on.
- which means duke can also do the classic sibling thing of starting fights between siblings and get them to fight each other about it instead of him.
- and then watch when they get in trouble.
- duke knows how to have fun, but he also knows how to remove himself from the situation when it suits him, and never leaves any “incriminating evidence” to suggest his guilt.
- but he’s always on his best behaviour in public/situations that require a bit more concentration, seriousness, maturity etc.
- like i said, he knows when to draw the line.
- he ain’t no snitch either.
- sees one of his siblings sneaking their partner/a pet/snacks/someone else’s food into their room? not his problem, not his business.
- someone is clearly caught saying something or lying? *sips drink* cannot be fucked.
- has the mouth of a sailor too, worse than jason.
- if there was a tier list of all the batfam and how much they swear, duke would be on the top.
- that’s the only thing bruce tells him off for.
- jason finds this incredibly amusing.
- i think in general jason and duke would get along really well.
- duke still has a lot of guilt following him around considering his parents -though joker-ed- are still alive, and missing out on watching him grow up.
- any celebration, milestone, holiday celebrated with the waynes will come with a guilt nagging at him that his parents aren’t there with him (which funnily enough is also exactly like tim).
- i think that would be really hard, especially since he had such a good relationship with them. it would feel almost as though you’re -in the simplest way- “cheating on” you parents ig??
- i think that uncomfortableness and inability to become too close with the extremely privileged life of being a wayne is something jason could heavily relate to.
- when jason isn’t doing something stupid or trying to get out of being at an event, he’s sticking with duke, making sure he’s alright.
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Hunted
Author: @wordsfromthesol Taglist: togasbetch malfoys-demigod pricetagofficial Pairing: Dick Grayson x Reader Summary: You're a detective at Bludhaven PD with Dick Grayson and when a serial killer your after starts hunting you down, you have no choice but to ask for his help. Warnings: Kidnapping, stalking Word Count: 2.3k
You had been working at Bludhaven PD for about 2 years before the hotshot Dick Grayson came on the scene. Though you had grown into friends or at least friendly coworkers…he annoyed the shit out of you. After all, everything seemed to come so easy to the pretty boy Grayson and you could count the number of times you had actually seen him at the station on one hand. Thankfully this happened to be one of those times because you had run out of options.
"Dick, can I get your eyes on this case? I'm been staring at these files for hours and can't find the pattern. Yeah, they've obviously got a type. But that's not enough to go on."
Dick briefly runs through the file before staring blankly up at you. "You can't be serious, right? You need to take yourself off this case."
"People are dying, Dick." You had already assumed you would get some pushback from the star detective.
"I can't let you go after this guy. You're an exact match to all 5 people they've killed." Dick attempted to reason with you, to no avail.
"Then I'm the exact person who should go after this guy. Rather it be me than some civilian." Finally, Dick relented and gave you some useful information.
"Well…everyone was taken near an abandoned subway line." He takes out a highlighter and marks up the map. You tried to mask your nervousness as the bright yellow line stopped a block from your apartment.
"Thanks…I didn't even notice that." He nodded, still apprehensive about giving you the information, as he handed the file back to you. Tucking the papers away, you decided to finish up the research at home.
As you sauntered home, you were barely able to keep your eyes open. Stopping at the crosswalk, you noticed a man staring at you in your peripheral vision. You swore he was the same man from five blocks ago. Surely you were just paranoid…right? You began weaving in and out of the crowd, making a complete circle back to the crosswalk. Yet there he was in the corner of your eye. This wasn't paranoia. This was real. You pulled your phone out of your pocket and pressed Dick's contact card.
"Hey, uhm…remember that case we were talking about today?"
"You mean literally 20 minutes ago? Yeah, I remember."
A nervous chuckle escaped your lips, "Well you were probably right." Dick could hear the shakiness in your voice.
"He's following you, isn't he?"
Your current situation momentarily left your mind as the words tumbled out of your mouth, bypassing the brain. "How the fuck could you possibly know that?!"
"Don't go home. I'm coming to get you." You wanted to plead with him to stay on the line, but your stubbornness got the best of you. Slowing your pace, you attempted to stay in the crowd and walked straight. How was Dick even going to find you? As soon as the thought danced across your mind, there he was, as if you summoned him from thin air.
"Y/N!" The familiar voice called out from the street. A deep sigh of relief flooded over you as you trotted over to him. Crawling on the back of the motorcycle, you didn't bother asking where he was taking you. Anywhere was better than here.
**
"Wow. Just wow." Dick shook his head in awe as he climbed off the bike, ushering you into the apartment building.
"It's not like I planned it." You tried to force the uneasiness from your voice.
"Right, of course not. You realize he had to have been following you for days now, right? He knows where you live. You can't go back there." You hadn't really thought about that, yet where were you supposed to go? You looked at him pensively, unable to form a proper sentence. "Looks like you're staying here then." The alacrity of the statement caught you off guard.
"I can't just --"
"Right right. So let's go antagonize the serial killer. Genius." The sheer amount of sarcasm took you aback, this was a completely different side of the infamous Dick Grayson than you were used to.
You glared at him as he opened the door to his apartment. "So dramatic…besides, someone has to stop him. He's already after me, so I'm the perfect bait."
Dick's eyes went wide. He looked at you like you had three heads before bellowing, "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!"
"Do you have a better plan?" Part of you hoped he would begin rattling off some convoluted trap. One that didn't hold your life in the balance.
"Well…not yet. But I'm sure we can think of something. Give me a few days."
**
A few days came and went and you were losing your mind in Dick's apartment. The worst part was, you were never alone. Dick or one of his family members was always by your side. You weren't quite sure how some 14-year-old kid was supposed to do anything if said serial killer showed up, but Dick was insistent.
Finally, you caught a break. Jason, your latest babysitter got called away on some emergency and Dick wouldn’t be home for another hour. Of course, Jason informed you to tell Dick he left just moments ago, which actually worked in your favor. You dialed Captain Holt on your phone and began to strategize. The captain wasn't keen on using you for bait either, but eventually, you swayed him. Everything was planned to take place tomorrow afternoon, a time Dick just so happened to be testifying in court.
"Y/N?" The confusion spread across Dick's face as he opened the door.
"I'm here!" You called out from the bedroom before stepping into sight.
"Where's Jason?"
"Oh, family emergency. But he left like two minutes ago. Nothing to worry about."
"Okay…" Dick didn't sound convinced.
"I also got a call from the captain today. He wants to meet with me tomorrow at 2." You tried to play it off as a casual request, but you knew it wouldn't be that simple.
"What? Why? We still haven't caught the psychopath…plus I have court tomorrow."
"Dick, I'll be in a police station. You can drop me off on your way."
Dick let out an exasperated sigh, "Fine. But I don't like it."
**
You were absolutely terrified, but you tried your best not to let it show through. After all, you asked for this. Dick still seemed uneasy, even as he dropped you off at the precinct. You wondered if he could tell something was wrong. Though there wasn't much he could do at this point, considering he was due in court by noon.
"Y/N. Are you sure about this?" Captain Holt questioned as you walked into his office.
"No. But something needs to be done. This guy doesn't just give up. So either I'm bait and we have a chance at catching him, or I die a horrific death for no reason. Not the best of options."
Holt nodded in understanding, "Well everything is set up. We have snipers in position around the perimeter of your apartment and a dozen plain-clothed in the vicinity."
"So hopefully we have a chance. What about near the abandoned subway entrance? That's how Dick thinks he's staying out of sight."
"Covered. We are ready to go on your command. Though I still think Detective Grayson should be informed of the plan."
"He's in court. So he couldn't help out anyways. The fewer people that know, the better. Let's move."
**
You arrived at your apartment without any issues, though you could feel a million pairs of eyes on you. With everyone watching you, it would be hard to notice one more face. Nevertheless, you persisted, attempting to go about your day in your apartment. The apartment that now seemed so foreign to you, though you had only been unexpectedly ripped from it a week ago.
As the day went on you began to feel more and more lightheaded. Normally, you would chalk it up to stress, but given the situation, you decided otherwise.
"Captain…"
"There is still no sign of him," he ignored the strain in your voice.
"I think…he's already…here." A crashing sound was left ringing through the earpiece.
"I want everyone on her position now! Get me a visual!" Captain Holt's booming voice commanded those around him. "Where are my snipers?!" An eerie silence crept over the line. "Shit." He mumbled before pulling out his phone. The dial tone appeared to mock him until finally the other end picked up.
"What happened?" The stringent words reverberated in the air.
"He has her."
"Goddammit. How did he get her out of the precinct?" Dick didn't wait for an answer. "Because she wasn't in the precinct. How could you let her be bait? You've seen what this guy does!" The anger was bubbling up inside him. Out of everyone, why you. Why did he have to go after you?
"I know."
"How long? HOW LONG HAS HE HAD HER?!" Two cops turned towards Captain Holt as Dick's voice echoed from the speaker.
"About a minute. From her apartment." As soon as the word left his lips, the line went dead. Holt buried his head in his hands. If there was any hope of finding her, it was Dick Grayson.
**
You woke up in a cold, dark, concrete room. "Well, guess that didn't work out as planned…" You mumbled to yourself, or so you thought.
"Really? You thought a bunch of cops in blue jeans could stop me? I've been hunting you for months. Along with the others. But you. You were my challenge. I memorized everything about you. Your favorite breakfast, your confidants, what time you call your family. Lovely little folks, by the way. And then you thought you could hideaway in that pathetic little Richard Grayson's apartment. The only reason I didn't take you then is because I didn't want to. What kind of challenge would that be? That would have diminished everything!" He carefully stepped around your chair, weaving your hair in and out of his fingers, until he turned to face you. "But now, here you are! My masterpiece! My coup d'etat!" His lips forced their way to yours. "Don't worry, my sweet. I'll take my time with you. After all, the grand finale demands perfection!" The crazed man turned on his heel and sauntered out of the room, leaving you with your own horrific thoughts.
It felt like hours had gone by before he returned. When he walked in, his eyes went immediately to your wrists and fingernails, which were now bloodied beyond recognition. "Now I wish you hadn't done that. Blood does not make for a spectacular fossilization." He walked around and surveyed the damage. "I guess it was to be expected though. After all, it wouldn't be fun without the challenge."
"You know, you keep saying that this is some big challenge, yet you gassed me and then tied me up. That doesn't seem like you are really challenging yourself."
"Simple-minded fool! Challenges are not always those of brute force. It took planning and timing to get you here. Those 4 snipers set up on the surrounding roofs? Had to get them out of the way. A delay in your communication device? Truly a necessity. And though you had the foresight to add a few men to the abandoned subway tunnel, they neglected to surveil the associated maintenance hatches. So you see, your perfect encapsulation proves to be quite the…" You noticed a slight furrow of his brow as the sentence broke. "Challenge. Now to finish preparing the resin!" Off he galloped, but you swore something was off. A slight change in his mood.
You heard several loud bangs before your captor fell backward through the door. Nightwing loomed over his grisly body. Then his eyes shot up towards you.
"I'm okay." The words were forced from your throat. With those two small words, Nightwing glared down towards the man and began throwing punch after punch. "STOP! Please!" You screamed out the words, shocked at the vigilante's ferocity. Nightwing's eyes slowly shifted towards you. It was as if a twinge of pain ran its way through his body as he crept towards you. Once close enough, his hands carefully cradled your face until finally, he spoke.
"I don't know what I would have done without you. Why did you do something so stupid?" You could tell he wanted to say the words out of anger, yet a euphoric aura surrounded them instead.
Still confused, you began to answer as he unbound your wrists and ankles. "He wasn't going to give up. This was our chance to catch him…"
"I would've found another way!" The words burst out of him louder than expected. Nightwing let out a sigh as he helped you out of the chair.
"Alright, Dick, I'm sorry." You glanced at him for a reaction...nothing. Worried he didn't hear you, you pushed the point further. "Guess I should be glad you weren't in court long."
Dick stopped in his tracks, finally realizing his mistake. "I…uh…left early." As the two of you got outside, there were a dozen cop cars already swarming the area. Two of the officers came up to meet you.
"Detective! Are you alright? What happened?!" The first began to raddle off questions, but Dick quickly deflected.
"You can find out later. I'm taking her to the hospital. Your man is inside, unconscious."
"I can still talk ya'know…" You mumbled as the officer ran off to inform the others of the new information.
"Yeah, but then you'd try to convince me not to take you to the hospital. And that's not going to happen. But don't worry, the captain is on his way there now. You'll get to regale the entire course of events with him."
It was almost scary how well he knew you. "You'll stay too?" The simple question caused an oversize grin to spread across his face, but all he did was simply nod.
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Dick: I just want to be touched…
Jason: wut.
Dick: like really hard.
Jason: dude, ew.
Dick: will you touch me hard?
Jason: WTF ARE YOU ON?!
Dick: JASON I WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME! HARD!
Jason: THE FUCK? NO! Datz gay.
Dick: legit walked in on you making out with Roy last night.
Jason: for the love of- we were not making out! AND DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT OF YOU BEING A CREEP AND I NEEDING TO CALL THE COPS ON YO ASS!
Dick: JASON I NEED YOU TO TOUCH ME HARD BY HITTING ME WITH A CAR! NOT BY SMASHING YOUR FACE AGAINST MINE! THATS GAY!
Jason: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PHRASE IT LIKE THAT?! AND DIDN’T YOU JUST FALL FROM THE SKY AND SLAM INTO A CAR LAST WEEK??
Dick: SO?!
Jason: Screw it. I’m going to hit you with a goddamn nuke for this shit.
#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson#jason todd#wtf is this#I’m sorry#suffer#suffer with me#thats suspicious#sus
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So I hit over a 100 followers the other day and didn’t even notice (mostly because I don’t really care how many people follow me, but I’m surprised how many actually care enough to). As a thank you for following my trash, here is a special sneak peek at a future piece that is NOT part of Dick Grayson or JayDick week.
It’s an Arkham Knight ‘verse fic that centers around Dick dealing with his grief over the loss of Jason and what could have been. The Ne-Yo song “Part of the List” heavily influenced this fic. HEAVILY.
Completely unedited and subject to change.
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“Are you lost, Birdie?” A voice sounded behind him, causing him to tense despite having wanting this to happen. He had been hoping the Arkham Knight would make an appearance. Turning his head just slightly, Dick let himself look at the man out of the corner of his eye before turning back to look at the skyline. “Perhaps turning your back on me is not such a good idea.”
Dick shrugged a shoulder but kept his eyes forward. “Perhaps, but perhaps I have a feeling you won’t hurt me. Not when it doesn’t further whatever plan you have against Batman.”
There was silence for long enough that Dick thought maybe the man had left, but then the armor clad body was standing beside him. And Dick was left wondering if he was making a mistake. “Why are you here?”
“There’s a rumor going around that the Joker made you.” The sound of what Dick assumed was a snort came from the man and it was odd enough that Dick finally looked over at him. “I’m looking for some answers.”
“And what makes you think I’ll give you anything?”
“Nothing, but it won’t stop me from asking.” The Knight stared at him with the metallic eyes of his helmet and Dick held the gaze, not willing to give any ground. Not for this.
“What do you want?”
Dick took a deep breath and prepared himself for a conversation he couldn’t have with anyone. A conversation he was about to have with the one person who could probably succeed in killing Batman. “Where did he keep his bodies? The victims he took and never gave back. Do you know where he kept them?”
“What?”
“His victims’ bodies,” Dick repeated. “Did he ever tell you where he kept them? He took someone from me and I want to be able to bury him properly.”
The silence was deafening, and Dick’s heart clenched at the thought that he was about to be told that there was no chance he would get Jason’s body back. The cops and emergency crews had searched the rubble of the explosion without signs of a body. Then the Joker had delivered that awful video to Batman and Dick had to watch Jason die over and over in an attempt to find some kind of clue that would give away the location of where he had been holding Jason.
“If you don’t know, just tell me. I’ll go back to trying to figure it out on my own.” He was frustrated because it had been years, but he would keep trying because it was Jason. And even though Bruce had given up on the search, Dick would never. Part of him would always be searching for what should have been.
“I…” Without being able to see his face, Dick couldn’t really tell what he was thinking. But from his body language and hesitation, it almost seemed like Dick had caught him off guard. “Who did he take?”
But that was not something Dick had expected to have to answer. Turning his gaze away from the other man and back out into the city, he thought about the person Jason had been to him. Who was Jason? He had been a friend, a partner, but he had been so much more than that. He had been a potential. He had been a maybe. More than a maybe, if he was completely honest about it. “He took my future,” he settled on, the familiar feeling of grief filling his chest. “He took our future.”
“I’m sorry,” the man said, almost softly in the mechanical tone.
“I don’t know why you are after Batman, but please. Please. If you know where he might have put Robin’s body, please tell me.” He was desperate. It was obvious in his tone and he knew there was little chance that the man didn’t recognize it for what it was. It gave him the upper ground, but something inside of him told Dick that he wouldn’t try to take advantage of this moment. He wouldn’t purposefully hold this information from Dick just to fuck over Batman.
“I can’t tell you where your Robin is,” the man said and Dick deflated, shoulders dropping and chin falling to his chest. He had gone in knowing this probably wouldn’t work out in his favor, but it didn’t make it hurt less. “I can’t tell you because there is no body.” Dick’s head shot up and he looked at the Knight, brows furrowed and frown deep. “I can’t explain it to you now, but you’ll understand soon. I promise.” But it didn’t make sense. Why would there be no body but yet it would need a secretive explanation? What could he possibly mean? “Can I ask you one thing before I leave and we pretend like this conversation never happened?”
Dick nodded.
“Did you love him? Your Robin?”
“I could have. I would have.”
#arkhamverse#sneak peek#anikah writes#jaydick#dick grayson#jason todd#arkham knight#this is what my brain wanted more than my other wips#so here we are
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My Power Rangers OCs because I have neglected them for far too long 😥😥😥😥 here's the lineup for the Fox Kids Era!
Maria Sanchez
Designation: Purple Power Ranger
Zord: Megalodon
Weapons: Power Darts, Zeo VI Crossbow, Turbo Wave Crasher
Duration from MMPR to first half of Turbo
Formerly a teenage slacker; learned to become more responsible; pursues music career
Always trying to hide her amd her friends secret from her nosey sister
Had low self esteem due to not being a model student
Was very close to her abuela, not so much for her Chihuahua
Initially didn't get along with her four yo niece Rosita but became closer and protective; eventually becoming her Ranger Mentor
Keeps track of all the rangers in their family since she was the first lol
Love Interest: Rocky De Santos
Faceclaim: Thalía
Bianca Sanchez
Designation: Turbo Purple/White Space Ranger
Zords: Wave Cruiser Turbozord, Wave Douse Rescuezord
Weapons: Turbo Wave Crasher, Cosmic Cannon
Maria's twin sister and a reporter for Angel Grove High newspaper
Was always trying to expose the Rangers but thwarted due to own recklessness or incident out of her control
Eventually found it in the Turbo movie which led to a falling out with her sister; they made up in time to stop Divatox and rescue Kimberly and Jason
Decided to keep it a secret and this act of loyalty earns her the right to succeed Maria as the purple ranger
Went to space with Carlos, TJ, Cassie and Ashley to save Zordon; recruited by Andros to become the White Space ranger
Love Interest: Zhane
Faceclaim: also Thalía
Maggie Phenomenous
Designation: Galaxy Purple
Zord: Reindeer Galactabeast
Weapon:
Even-tempered niece of the zany Professor Phenomenous
Astrologist and horseback rider
Was part of an expedition group to Terra Venture
Enjoys horseback riding and snowboarding, dislikes hot weather and has dietary restrictions
Eventually writes a children's series all about her adventures
Has worked on a farm after returning to Earth
Love Interest: Leo Corbett
Faceclaim: Undetermined
Alya Moonstone
Designation: Lightspeed Purple Ranger
Zord: Police Car she's not a cop
Weapon: Rescue Blasters, V Lancers, Rescue Shield
College Student who wants to go into tech
Selected to join the rangers due to her expertise on the paranormal
Came from a family of paranormal experts but had no interest in taking part in such preferring to find a normal job
Actually betrothed to Prince Olympius due to a deal her uncle made to the demons many years ago in exchange for power
Discovers there's a lot more to the demons vs human conflict than originally stated; ends up helping demons
Love Interest: Titanium Ranger; Very one-sided Prince Olympius
Faceclaim: Undetermined
Wendy Collins
Designation: Time Force Purple Ranger
Zord:
Weapon: Chrono Blaster, Chrono Saber
Adopted sister of Wes Collins
Street smart, "gives no fucks about anything" mentality
Still mourning the loss of her mother
Learns to value her time with friends and family, and to be mindful of personal health
Actually befriends Nadira lol which helps the latter's redemption
Doesn't like cops, initial tension around the Rangers
Love Interest: Eric
Faceclaim: Devon Aoki
Kyra Lyons
Designation: Wildforce Pink Ranger
Zord: Tree Frog
Weapon: Pink Frog Ribbon
Granddaughter of Professor Lyons and Cole Evans' cousin
Zoology student who discovered her cousin during a trip to South America
Helps Cole learn about their family, in contrast to their grandfather who is still grieving the loss of his daughter and son in law
Wants to preserve her family's conservatory from a greedy businessman cliche I know but come on it's Power Rangers
Attended the same school as Wendy and Wes
Love interest: None
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Steve’s final attack; Queen x reader
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Okay so INTENSE CHAPTER HERE. PROBABLY THE DARKEST CHAPTER I’LL EVER WRITE FOR THIS SERIES! GUN VIOLENCE AND SHOOTING IS IN THIS CHAPTER SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Potential death/paralysis, guns shown and spoken of, stalker themes shown (like I said this is a DARK chapter).
Again I’ve got trigger warnings below so if you want to block it out, i’ve got stalker, gun violence and shooting as my #tw:. Now to those who do wish to proceed with reading this chapter, you have been warned and proceed with caution, it’s a LOT to take in and just one more section to go with this chapter then I PROMISE from here on out it’ll be nothing as evil as this chapter. ALSO IMAGE SHOWN IN STORY IS NOT MINE. CREDIT GOES TO THE OWNER!!
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*June 7th, 1993. Madison Square Garden, New York*
This was insanity. I should’ve seen the signs earlier, maybe if I hadn’t switched to coming here to Hollywood records maybe none of this would’ve happened. Steve Harrison has gone too far now and now I’m deathly afraid of what he’ll do next.
I had told the cops and the judge myself to expect the next call to be my dead corpse lying in wait with a bloody message saying I TOLD YOU SO. He’s been biding his time but I’m resorted to looking over my shoulder every time I go out in public.
I was in my dressing room trying to calm my nerves down before I had to go up on stage when a knock came at my door. I jolted and asked.
“Who is it?”
“It’s me and Jensen baby.” I sighed with relief.
“Come in.” the door opened and there stood my darling husband and cousin in law. Jensen was all geared up in a security uniform and had his Ruger SR1911 steel gun strapped to his pouch.
“Hey kid, how you doing?” Jensen asked me.
“I’ll be better once the show’s over.”
“Hey, don’t worry. As your new head of security I’ve got every cop in NYC on your side, plus some of my boys who have been firing guns for years. We’re not gonna let that creep anywhere near you again.” he said as he placed a comforting hand on my shoulder. I looked up at him and took his hand.
“Thank you. Are the kids safe?”
“Yeah, Danneel has them in the front row.” He said to me.
“Good.”
“Jensen can you give us a minute alone?” Jack said to him.
“Okay, sure. I’ll get into position and get the boys ready.” Jensen gave me a sideways hug and kiss to the top of my head before leaving my dressing room. Jack came up and sat down in front of me and said.
“There’s no way I can talk you out of this, is there?”
“No, you can’t.”
“Not even if I can convince you that you could just do your show from here. I’m sure the audience would think it would be adorable if you did. Cause I could be close beside you.”
“Jack, we don’t have the tech to make all that happen and you know it.”
“I know I’m sorry. But you can’t blame me for trying right?”
“I suppose not.” I cupped his cheek and he leaned up against my touch. “This is the last show of the tour. I promise once this is all over, we can go back to England and stay there.”
“How about we go to Capri. No better place right? Isolated, peaceful, our island of paradise. And this time we can make new memories with the kids.” I smiled and said.
“That sounds fabulous.”
“All for you my love.” He kissed me softly and that’s when I heard a knock and the voice of one of the volunteers.
“Mrs. Kline. You’re up in 30 seconds.” Jack and I quickly separated and I sighed.
“I’m coming.” Jack and I stared into each other’s eyes before he silently took my hand and we left my dressing room.
I now stood backstage getting myself pumped up and trying to get rid of the fear and anxiety of Steve out of my head.
“I’ll be right here watching you baby. And promise me, if you see anything that makes you the slightest uncomfortable, you get off the stage and come to me.” Jack said as he placed his hands on my upper arms.
“I promise Jack. I love you.”
“I love you too.” He cupped my face and we kissed as the announcer’s voice proclaimed.
“AND NOW DIRECTED FROM LONDON, ENGLAND AND WHO MADE HER MARK HERE. PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ANGEL OF ROCK! (Y/N) KLINE!!!” the crowd cheered louder and I took that as my cue to race onto the stage and I posed for the crowd.
“HELLO MSG! My home away from home! Are you ready to rock and roll!?” the crowd cheered and I opened up with ‘Who I am’.
*3rd Person POV*
As soon as (Y/n) went onto the stage, Jack stared at his wife with worry but admiration as he muttered.
“So much.” Unclipping a walkie-talkie given to him by Jensen he turned the radio on and said. “Jensen, you copy?”
‘Loud and clear kid. All security is in position.’
“Good. This. Ends. Tonight. I don’t care how long it takes us, Steve is going down tonight. Dead or alive.”
As the concert continued, Jensen who was now walking standing alongside Jack checked in with the rest of the guards.
“Sector one report in.”
‘Copy you Jensen, negative signs of him.’
“Okay Gary, but keep your eye on that door. Don’t you dare take your eyes off of it for a second. Sector 2 how you guys doing?”
‘That’s a negative of him coming in through this way either.’
“He got through the screen room last time Jason, I want two men on that door all night.” Jack said into the walkie-talkie.
“George how you doing?” there was radio silence. “Yo George come in.” Jensen said again. But again there was radio silence. “Damnit George! Answer your radio!”
“Any nearby units we’re not getting a response from sector 3. Go and check on him!” Jack said urgently. Jack and Jensen looked at each other worriedly before a voice said.
‘Officer down! Repeat officer down!!’
“What do you mean he’s down!?” Jensen snapped. At this point Jack was getting real anxious. He turned to his wife who was singing her cover of ‘Somebody to love’ at the piano.
“How the fuck did he get in?!” Jack said as he combed his hand through his hair anxiously.
“All units we have a man down in sector 3. Close all perimeters!” Jensen’s voice said.
‘This is Sam of sector six. I have eyes on him. He’s in uniform!’
“What? He’s in officer uniform!?” Jensen’s voice cried out.
‘Affirmative! SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!’ Jack turned on his radio and said.
“Gordon! I don’t care if you make a scene get my wife off that stage immediately!” Jack snapped. When Jack turned around back towards the stage, he would soon be forever haunted by a scene that would haunt him forever.
Almost as if in slow motion an officer making sure that his face was hidden through the jacket and hat came up onto the stage and walked towards (y/n).
Just as she was holding out the final vibrato note like she did when he proposed to her ten years ago, the officer soon took out a 9mm pistol and fired one shot into her side.
A loud bang echoed through the stadium and as (y/n) dropped from the piano bench, people screamed in a panic.
*My POV*
I felt a sudden rush of pain as I collapsed onto the ground. There was this wetness at my side followed by pain. I could hear people screaming but the only thing I saw were the eyes of Steve Harrison. They were soulless and empty. It was like looking into the eyes of a true monster.
“Should’ve killed me when you had the chance bitch.” He raised the gun and I heard another loud bang before feeling pain in my stomach and then my vision went bright before I closed my eyes.
*3rd Person POV*
After shooting her, Steve looked right at Jack who was just standing there in shock at what had just happened. Steve grinned before leaning down and actually took off (y/n)’s wedding ring before taking off running.
Jack raced over to his wife. As much as he wanted to chase after Steve for shooting the love of his life, his first and main concern was (y/n).
“(Y/n)! (Y/n) baby! Baby please can you hear me?” Jensen came down along with the head of medical who took her pulse.
“I’m barely getting a pulse. Call 911!” Jack knew he couldn’t wait that long.
Going off pure adrenaline and desperate to save his wife, Jack picked up his bleeding wife and raced out of the concert venue.
“Jack where you going!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?” As soon as Jack came out of the massive screaming crowd that was still trying to run away from the stadium, he took off down 43rd street as fast as he could.
Having been to New York loads of times with (y/n) it was like he could navigate the city with his eyes closed.
“Move! Move! Move!” he would say to crowd of people who were just going about their normal walks around the city or tourists trying to get pictures. When some of them recognized (Y/n), they tried to ask Jack what was wrong but he told them to fuck off.
Jack raced through traffic and down a steep hill till finally after running the full 20 blocks, he reached the hospital. He quickly raced inside through the doors and screamed out.
“HELP! HELP MY WIFE NEEDS HELP! HELP!” immediately doctors and nurses came in with a gurney and a doctor asked him.
“What happened?”
“She—she was performing on stage. She—her stalker. He shot her.”
“Gunshot wounds to the side and stomach.” A male nurse said as they got her on the bed. The doctor shined a light into her eyes while a female nurse checked her pulse.
“I’m not getting a pulse.”
“Let’s move her!” the doctor said. Soon she was wheeled into the ICU, all of them barking out orders hoping they could save her life. All the while, Jack desperately tried to follow his wife but a receptionist came and stopped him.
“(Y/n). (Y/n) my baby.”
“Sir you need to stay out here. Don’t worry they’re gonna do their best to save her. It’ll be okay.”
Hours ticked by and soon the hospital waiting room was surrounded by the entire Rock Angel team. Jack who was still covered in his wife’s blood stared down at his stained hands trembling. Jensen turned to his little cousin and couldn’t find the words to say. But he reached out and placed a hand to his shoulder in comfort.
Feeling the tears in his eyes, Jack rushed out of the hospital and outside into the cool New York air. Repeatedly he kept hearing the two gunshots in his head, and the evil look on Steve’s face as he just carelessly shot another human being, a woman, his wife without a care in the world.
It was like shooting a game animal to him. Jack collapsed to his knees and wept his heart out.
Back inside, all the news stations were covering the story of the shooting at MSG. At this point Jensen was getting sick and tired of it.
“Hey! Can you turn that crap off!?” he snapped at the receptionist. She looked at him and obeyed his wishes. “And while you’re at it can you go back there and tell them just what the hell is taking them so long!?”
“Sir, the doctors are doing everything they can. They’ll come out when they can stabilize Mrs. Kline.” Jensen growled and nearly punched the wall until one of his old friends Gary stopped him.
“Easy man. Easy. Don’t take it out on her. It’s best they try to see if (y/n) will make it then give us the updates.”
“DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT WORD!” Jensen screamed at him. Jensen then collapsed back into his chair whimpering. “Not if. There can’t be an if.” Jensen clasped his hands together as his leg bounced up and down and he too felt tears prick at the corner of his eyes.
As morning came across the Big Apple, the news was literally eating the story alive. NYPD was on a statewide manhunt for Steve Harrison, and to make matters worse, the press had found out just which hospital the Rock Angel was at.
They were swarming outside wanting a story from the husband or any of her team members.
With the story of the Rock Angel ‘assassination’ now going worldwide, it wouldn’t be long till the story reached back to England.
It had been over 10 hours since Jack had gotten his wife to the hospital and with the situation of the press being contained outside, Jack who now had the kids with him continued to wait in the waiting room.
Little Kelly who was the most traumatized by the whole thing, clung onto her daddy’s arm and finally spoke for the first time since the incident.
“Is mummy gonna be with uncle Freddie?” Jack looked down at his baby girl. He could see the redness in her eyes from her crying and he said as he held his baby girl closer.
“I don’t know baby girl. I hope not. I mean—as much as I’m sure he’d love to see her, I don’t think he’d want it to happen this quickly.”
“What’s the update with our Rock Angel?” a voice soon spoke up. Jack and Kelly turned around as did some of the team members and they were surprised to see Elton John and Bernie Taupin. Kelly raced up towards them and she hugged her uncle Elton who immediately picked her up and held her.
“Uncle Elton, an evil monster he shot……”
“I know darling, I know. Uncle Bernie and I saw it on the telly.” He said as he rubbed her back comfortingly.
“You guys came all the way from St. Louis just to be here?” asked Jack.
“Darling we came for the whole family. Besides count yourself lucky that it’s me and not the in-laws.”
“Oh God!” Jack began to realize that Brian, Deacy and Roger might’ve heard about this story by now. He lowered his hands in his head. Elton looked down at Jack and said.
“Bernie, why don’t you take the mini-angel and her brothers, and go out and get them some ice cream.”
“But what if mum wakes up?” Elton rubbed her back again and said.
“Then I’ll be sure to call you straight away if any news on your mother comes around. Trust me dear after the night you’ve had, you deserve an ice cream.” Kelly looked down and nodded. “That’s my little bunny.” He kissed her cheek before setting her down, “Off you pop then.” Bernie softly smiled at her and took her hand and Bernie called out to the boys.
“Georgie, Jackson, come on.” The two 3 year old’s got off their chairs and went over to the pair. Jackson took his sister’s hand while Bernie picked up Georgie in his free arm and the four of them left the hospital. Elton then walked up to Jack and said.
“Come with me.” Jack wiped his tearstains and stood up from his chair. Feeling his legs falling asleep already, Elton steadied him and the two of them walked along the hallway till they came to the first boys bathroom they could find.
They entered inside and Elton locked the door giving them some privacy.
“How could I let this happen?” Jack said as he leaned against the sink. “I knew something bad was going to happen, deep down I knew. Why didn’t I try harder to convince her?”
“Because you married the most stubborn woman I have ever had the privilege of knowing. Her stubbornness rivals that to my dearest friend who was once both of yours. That’s probably why I liked her so much.” Jack shook his head feeling a slight smile come at the corner of his mouth.
“I just—I can’t lose her. What if—”
“Now don’t you go talking like that! The world already lost Freddie Mercury. I’ll be damned if we have to lose the Rock Angel too. She’s a fighter! She always has been. So don’t you dare go talking bollocks on me boy!” Elton snapped. He walked up to Jack and tightly gripped his shoulders encouragingly.
“I don’t know what I’ll do if I lose her.” Jack whispered out in a choke.
“You won’t. But you listen and you listen good Jack Kline.” He lifted Jack’s chin up with his index finger. “You’re allowed to cry and weep, that’s not gonna make you weak. But you also need to remember this, you are not the only one affected by this. You have three innocent little eyes that had to see that gruesome sight that no child should ever, ever have to see.”
“Kelly? Jackson and Georgie. Dear god they’re never gonna recover from this.”
“In time they will. But right now they are feeling just as much fear and sadness as you are. Bernie’s buying you some time with a little bribery to make them forget for a moment. But when they get back, I want you to clean yourself up. And be the dad they need right now.” Jack looked up into Elton’s blue eyes that shone with strength.
Jack sniffled and nodded.
“Okay.”
“Good boy. That’s a boy.” Elton said as he gave Jack a comforting pat before bringing him into a tight hug. Jack buried his face into Elton’s suit while Elton rested his head against Jack’s. He gave him a comforting kiss on the top of his head before helping Jack clean up.
After helping him clean up, the two of them left the bathroom and walked back to the waiting room.
Another two hours have passed, making it now 12 hours since the Rock Angel had been admitted into the hospital. Elton and Bernie remained with Jack and the kids until finally the doctor came out.
“Family of (Y/n) Kline?” at that point the entire waiting room stood up. It was then the entire Rock Angel team stood up from the security, to the costumers, and roadies. The doctor was surprised until finally Jack came up and said.
“I’m her husband.”
“Your wife has been given a blood transfusion to replace the amount of blood she lost. She went into shock a few times during the procedure but we managed to keep her stable.”
“Is she—is she awake?” at that point the doctor sighed solemnly.
“Mr. Kline. The second bullet your wife took just barely penetrated some major organs. Any centimeter deeper would’ve killed her. We’ve put her into a coma and—I’m sorry to say that only time will tell if she’ll wake up.” This was something Jack did not want to hear. He was desperate to hear that his wife was gonna be okay and that she was awake and alive.
“Can we at least go see her?” Jensen asked.
“We’re setting her up in a room right now. Give us 10 minutes and you can. But three at a time.” The Doctor advised looking back at everyone.
“Okay, thank you doctor. Thank you.” The doctor nodded and walked away but he stopped and said.
“Mr. Kline.” Jack looked up at him and he continued, “Had you stayed at the stadium and waited for us, there was a great chance of her not being saved. You were really lucky this time.” The doctor then walked away leaving Jack stunned at what he had to learn.
“Who would’ve thought something like this would finally get you running.” Jensen said. Jack glared at his older cousin and he said, “Right wrong time to be bringing up all those races we had as kids.”
After several minutes waiting, a nurse came in and said that Jack and the kids could come and see (y/n) first. She led them to her room on the second floor and when they came to room 211, she opened the door and there she was.
Hooked up to wires, breathing tubes in her nose, and IV’s for fluids and blood transfusion was the Rock Angel, wife and mother.
“Mummy.” Georgie whimpered.
“Mummy owie.” Jackson said.
“Yeah boys she’s—mommy got hurt.” Kelly didn’t speak a word but slowly walked right up to her mom’s bed. This young 7 year old girl was now looking at something that only her mom once experienced before long ago. She stood at her bedside, gripped the sheets as she sniffled and whimpered.
“Mum!” she allowed her upper body to collapse on the bed as she wept into the bedsheets. Before she soon got up onto the bed and cuddled close to her mother’s left side and continued to cry.
Jack was heartbroken at seeing his little girl so upset. He took the boys and placed them up on the bed as well as he came down to his baby girl and rubbed her back, hoping that it would provide her some comfort. Meanwhile the boys cuddled close to their mom and found themselves crying for their mother.
At this point Jack didn’t know just what to do, all three of his kids had to go through something so traumatic and terrifying he was afraid it’d damage them forever.
But all he could do now was be there for them like Elton had told him earlier in the bathroom. With (y/n) in a coma, he was the only parent left to be there for them.
Hopefully, he wouldn’t be the only parent in their lives.
As each day passed, every member of the Rock Angel team got to have their time with their dearest friend and amazingly kind person to work for. Each member of the team would bring in gifts, balloons, flowers for the room, and give the family their thoughts and prayers.
Even fans themselves were reaching out to the hospital that the Rock Angel was in and sent in letters and gifts to Jack and the family. New York practically had the Rock Angel memorialized as a figure to the city and hoped that she would survive this horrible ordeal.
By the 4th day, with a stern telling from Elton, Jack had arrived back from his hotel showered and cleaned up and had the kids go home with Jensen for a little while to be with their grandparents and away from this whole mess.
He entered his wife’s room to see Elton and Bernie just setting down their gifts. Bernie had bought her favorite bouquet of flowers as well as some more balloons.
While Elton brought in a large painting of a mother lioness and her cubs don’t by a famous French artist that he had called up for a favor he owed the singer.
“There we go, now you look like your handsome self again.” Elton praised.
“It was nice to get a shower in. It’s just that—with this whole thing I—”
“We get it Jack. This…..this is even more crazier than when it happened to Lennon. But this is a wait game, but I’ve got a strong feeling she’ll pull through. She always does.” Bernie said as he clasped Jack shoulder comfortingly.
“Thank you Bernie. Thank you both. I—don’t know what I would do without you both here.” The two older men smiled at him before Jack took his seat right by his wife’s side. The three men sat there in silence as they looked down at the beautiful young woman sleeping before them.
She almost resembled Sleeping beauty or Snow White. The machine beeping off her heartbeat and brain activity which was all normal. She just wasn’t awake.
“Why didn’t you both call us about this!?” a voice suddenly snapped out. Jack froze in both fear and guilt at the voice that had just spoke up. He lowered his head in shame and he shut his eyes.
“Brian, Roger.” Elton greeted them.
“Elton, Bernie.” Brian’s voice greeted.
“Jack Kline you have got some fucking nerve about hiding this from us! We get home and we see you and (y/n). Her face plastered on the front of every fucking magazine! I tried calling her a hundred times throughout these past few months, she never answered. And now I see all of this on the news! The Rock Angel shot at by her former personal assistant!” Roger snapped at him. Each time his voice growing angrier and angrier.
“Roger lay off him. You don’t know just what he’s been through the past few days!” Elton snapped at him.
“Elton with all due respect please stay out of this. This is a family discussion.” Brian said to him sternly.
“Well believe it or not, she’s my family too! Freddie asked me personally to keep an eye on her. So this is just as much of my problem as it is yours.” Elton challenged the curly haired rockstar. Before another retort could be said from either rockstar, Jack choked out.
“You think I didn’t want to reach out?” the two members of Queen turned to Jack. His head still lowered down. Jack let out a sniffle and he said. “But she didn’t want me to. I should never have listened to her. Why didn’t I do more?” he growled at himself. He turned to look up at his father and uncle in laws before choking out. “It was my fault.” Before he wept, but he hardly any tears came out due to his dehydration, but the emotion was all there as he leaned up against his wife’s unconscious body.
The anger and resentment the two Queen members once felt, melted away as they heard the pain in Jack’s voice.
“Jack.” Roger started off softly. Jack gripped his wife’s hand in his as he kissed her temple. Brian and Roger turned to Elton who told them.
“They’re saying there might be a chance she may not wake up. Not only he but the kids saw the bastard shoot her right there on stage performing her favorite song of Freddie’s.” at hearing that, Brian and Roger looked down at Jack in shock. Brian ran his hand through his curls as he exhaled heavily.
“Please……” Jack pleaded in a soft whisper as he turned to look up at them. “Please forgive me. I—I couldn’t protect her.” Brian looked down at Jack with empathy while Roger still looked at him with a harsh glare.
When Jack turned back around to weep into his wife’s shoulder. He didn’t notice Roger walking right up to him. Roger just stood over Jack and he could’ve struck Jack in anger, sorrow whatever was racing through him.
In the end, he just placed his hand on top of Jack’s head and said four words that would resonate within Jack for the rest of his life.
“It wasn’t your fault.” Jack turned to look up at him. Behind his circular shades, Roger’s eyes were now showing only sadness. He then immediately embraced Jack and Jack buried his face into Roger’s chest.
Just like he had done with (y/n) many times whenever she cried, Roger cupped the back of his head and allowed Jack to bury his face deeper into his chest if he needed as Jack’s arms wrapped around him and he shook with each sob her let out. The drummer held firm but allowed a few tears to slip down his face.
Soon enough Brian joined in as he embraced Jack from behind. The two of them sandwiching their beloved girl’s husband. Elton and Bernie took this as their cue to leave, so without a word the two of them left the hospital and decided that for now they needed to get back to the real world and let the members of Queen take over in comforting the Kline family through these dark times.
But they both promised they’d call and check up on how their beloved angel was doing.
Three weeks passed and throughout that time Jack had confessed to Brian and Roger everything that had been going on with Steve, the stalking, the threatening letters, everything.
“Where are the kids?” asked Brian.
“Jensen took them the day before you guys came here. They—they needed time away. Mom’s been calling me with updates. All of them having nightmares, especially Kelly.”
“Oh god that poor dear.” Brian exhaled.
“You think you could call and have them come back? Now that we’re here.” Asked Roger.
“I could try. Don’t know if my mom will allow it.”
“I’ll convince her if I have to.” Roger said strongly. Jack nodded.
“I’ll try.” He then stood up and went to find a payphone while Roger went with him leaving Brian alone with (Y/n). Brian took a seat close to her bedside and took her hand in his, his thumb gently stroking over her knuckles.
“You stubborn, stubborn girl.” He scoffed softly. “You could’ve told us. We would’ve understood. Please, please my darling star. Don’t leave us yet. Not so young.” He squeezed her hand tightly between both of his before lifting it up and kissed the back of her hand.
“Good news, she’s gonna bring the kids over.” Roger said as he and Jack returned to the room. “Any sign of her moving at all?” he asked Brian.
“Afraid not.” Roger then took a seat on the other side and stroked his daughter’s cheek.
“Hey lovie. Yeah it’s me. Papa lion’s here. Listen; you gotta come back to us. For the kids, for Jack, your family. We all miss you. I miss you. And…..you can’t be with your real dad. Not yet. Remember our talk on your 21st birthday? Don’t do this to your papa lion. Don’t leave him just yet my lion cub.” He leaned in and pressed a kiss to her forehead.
He stayed there for as long as he could before finally separating and allowing a couple of tears to fall down onto her cheek.
He wiped them away as he lay his head down close to her, wrapping his arm around her body hoping that his father love would bring her back.
The next day as promised, Jack’s mom came in with the kids. When little Kelly saw her godfather and uncle, she immediately ran up to her godfather and embraced him tightly. He felt the young child softly cry into his shoulder.
“Oh Kelly cub.” Roger cooed as he embraced his goddaughter and rocked her back and forth trying to comfort her.
“Mom, has she—” Jack asked his mom as he held Georgie in his arms while Jackson went over to his uncle Brian.
“She hasn’t spoken a word since she came to live with me and your dad. Just nightmares every night. Not even the therapist we got for her and the boys can get her to say anything.”
“And what of the boys?” asked Brian.
“We talk. It’s not fun though.” Jackson said as he fondled with his uncle’s unbuttoned shirt.
“We don’t like talking about that night every day.” Georgie said as he clung onto his dad.
“I’m sure it doesn’t buddy. Talking about stuff like that never is. Trust me I had to tell it over and over again to some police officers and detectives these past few weeks.”
“Does it hurt to talk about it? Cause I hurt when I talk about it.” Georgie said to his dad. Jack leaned his head against his son’s and said.
“Every time.” As Roger rubbed little Kelly’s back, she then finally whispered so brokenly that it broke Roger’s heart but also surprised him because this was the first thing she had to say in over three weeks.
“She’s gonna die, isn’t she?” Roger looked down at her and tucked away her (h/c), the same color she inherited from her mother.
“Could you give Kelly-cub and I some privacy?” they all nodded and left the room, knowing what Roger had in mind.
Jack however was hesitant to leave. He stood halfway out the door before turning back to his baby girl. He looked to Roger but the drummer just gave him a look that said to him ‘let me handle this.’ While Jack wanted to stay and talk to his daughter, maybe even try to comfort her, another part of him was saying let Roger handle this.
He was always able to comfort his wife whenever she needed it in the past long before he knew her, maybe what his daughter needed was the famed Roger Taylor “comforting charm” just like her mom always got. With that Jack left taking Georgie with him.
Roger removed his shades and hung them over the front of his shirt while he adjusted Kelly in his lap.
“Is that what’s been on your mind lately lion cub?” she gave him a sad nod.
“All I hear is mum still not being awake. And it’s all that’s ever on tv. And now seeing her still the same I—I know I’m gonna lose her. Just like she lost her mum when she was a year older than me. I don’t wanna grow up without her!” Kelly wept.
“Hey, hey, hey Kelly-bear. Kelly lovie. Shhh, shhh. Deep breaths darling.” Roger soothed her as he cupped the side of her face. Kelly look at her godfather and saw the gentle blue eyes staring back at her. Those eyes that always gave her a sense of warmth and comfort when her parents were either too busy or not around.
She did exactly what her god papa told her to do as Roger stroked her cheek with his thumb.
“That’s my little cub.” He praised as he kissed her other cheek. “I know this is a very scary time love, believe me I’m terrified.”
“You are?”
“Yes. We all are.”
“But I thought grownups never got scared.” Kelly said with a tilt of her head.
“Oh trust me love. Grownups get scared a lot. I’ve been there, your uncles have been there, even your mum and dad. Fear is natural to everyone old or young. And something like this—it’s really scary.”
“Will I really grow up without a mum like she did?” hearing that question broke Roger’s heart. He stroked the strands of hair out of her face but before he could say anything a voice spoke up from the door.
“I doubt that Kelly. She has the strength of a lioness, and that’s what you got from her.” The two of them turned towards the door and Kelly gasped out and proclaimed as she ran towards the door.
“Uncle Deacy!” Roger was surprised to see his dear friend again after two years apart. Kelly hugged her uncle and Deacy embraced the young girl back. He rubbed her back comfortingly before kneeling down to her height.
“Your mum’s been through many obstacles and tribulations. This is just another one to the list. She knew what it was like to grow up without a mum, and she’s always told me that she refused to let you kids grow up without one. Especially you poppet.”
“But what if she doesn’t pull through uncle Deacy? Some people are saying mum may never wake up.” Deacy sighed heavily and said.
“For now it’s still too soon to tell. Nothing is written in stone yet.”
“Your uncle Deacy’s right love. As long as these monitors keep beeping, we know that your mum is still alive. She’s just resting and trying to heal herself. And with a mighty lion soul that she has, she’ll need a lot of rest.” Roger said as he stood up and knelt down beside her, kneeling right beside John.
Kelly turned back to her mom and walked over to her. She laid her hand on the small railing and just looked at her mum.
“She looks like Sleeping beauty.”
“She does, doesn’t she?” Roger said as both he and Deacy stood up.
“Can—can she hear us?” Kelly asked.
“I’m sure she can. I’ll bet she’d love to hear your voice.” Kelly walked closer towards her mom’s head and she said.
“Mum. It’s me, Kelly. I—I wish you’d wake up. Please, I need to know you’re gonna be okay. Seeing you get hurt like that was really scary, but papa Roger says that it’s okay to be scared. Said that you get scared sometimes too. But he also said that you need to heal your lion soul, so hopefully it’s getting better. But I wish you could wake up because I love you so much and miss you. Same with everyone else.”
The two youngest members of Queen watched with heavy hearts as this young girl was talking to her coma-induced mother. Doing something that only a grown up should do when their parents are elderly, not when the child is still a literal child just barely the age of 10.
“Can I have a moment alone with her?” John whispered to Roger. The drummer looked at the bass player before agreeing to Deacy’s request.
“Kelly love, why don’t we go and find your dad and head on over to the cafeteria? Maybe get a pudding cup.” Kelly looked up at him before turning back to her mum. She kissed her mom’s cheek before racing over to Roger who picked her up in his arms. Roger held her close to him and rubbed her back comfortingly as Deacy did the same before giving her a kiss on the head.
He watched as his friend took his niece away leaving him alone with his sister.
For Deacy this was the third hardest thing he ever had to cope with. First he had to go through the trauma of losing his dad so suddenly, then he lost his best friend Freddie to a terrible disease that literally ate him from the inside out, and now this.
John Deacon had heard about this terrible event through his daughter Laura who came in storming from school with a newspaper on hand. She showed her father the article that had read ROCK ANGEL SHOT AT MSG IN NYC.
Deacy almost lost it at this point. It had almost been 2 years since Freddie’s death and now to hear that his sister had been shot at by some deranged psychopath, it practically destroyed him.
Like with Freddie’s final moments, Deacy almost didn’t even want to go and see his sister in some hospital bed barely clinging to life only to be let down for the third time in his life. He was even thinking that this would be the thing that would finally push him over the edge.
But he was stopped by the love of his wife Veronica who had managed to get through to John. She told him that he had missed his chance with Freddie, and with the love and support he had given (y/n) throughout the 13 years he had known her, he had to go see her. Because if he didn’t and should she be pronounced dead, he was going to regret it for the rest of his life.
So cleaning himself up, John Deacon bought his first class flight to New York City and had arrived just for her.
“Sister dear.” He started off. “I—I don’t know if you can hear me but, I’m here. I read what happened….About the shooting, of course the media loves to exploit some details so I don’t know what exactly is true or not. But…..why you didn’t tell us what was going on? Sister you—you should’ve come to us. We could’ve protected you. I—I could’ve protected you. Please don’t go. Don’t you leave us too. Please come back to us.”
*My POV*
I don’t know where I was. All I saw was nothing but blackness until suddenly a flash of light came at me and I was now in a—jungle? Wait why was everything a bigger? And why do I feel—different? I mean I still feel like me but not, this is confusing. I then see just ahead of my what appeared to be some sort of lake or well I guess watering hole (since this is a jungle I guess I better call it a watering hole).
I walked towards it and stood at the edge of it but when I got up to it, I was—well to put it lightly stunned. No I’m just gonna say I was freaking out. What I saw staring right at me was a lioness. I backed up screaming. Hell you would scream too if a lioness was staring right back at you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back it up. I approached the water again and lifted my hand but the lioness raised its paw up.
Oh. My. God. The lioness was—I was the lioness.
“Okay. This is even weirder than when Deacy and I got so drunk in Rio that we both woke up with each other’s clothes on and he had the word ANUS written on his forehead in sharpie while I had a dick drawn on mine.”
Okay so I’m a lioness. I am a freakin lioness. The Queen of the beasts. Why? I mean I know Roger and the band always called me lioness but that’s just figuratively. But now, literally I’m a lioness.
“Maybe if I walk around I might find someone who could explain this crazy shit show.” I then began walking through the wide jungle, but as I walked I kept feeling this brush of pain on both my side and stomach but I didn’t know why. And I know this sounds crazy, but I think something or someone is following me.
Every time I turned around, I would see this brush of a shadow before it disappeared. I was weary and thanks to these lion instincts it made me even more aware that whatever it was, was still following me as I kept walking. Suddenly out of nowhere I felt something land on my head and a flap of wings attacked my face.
I fell to the ground and shook whatever it was off of me before growling at it.
“Show yourself!” I soon heard a laugh and it said.
“Bout time you finally noticed me.” I turned around and there stood a peacock.
“Are—are you the thing that’s been following me?”
“I don’t know. Was I? Or am I?” he spoke in a riddle-like manner as he fanned his tail feathers. I rolled my eyes and said.
“Well this is where you stop. Now go away.”
“Whatever for?”
“Cause you’re annoying me, and I don’t have time for games. I’m looking for someone.”
“Oh really? And just who might that be?” he came up to me and cocked his head in that bird-like manner.
“I—I don’t know. Just someone. Anyone.”
“Well I know where you can find someone.”
“You do?”
“Yes. But shh come here, it’s a secret.” I leaned down towards him and he wrapped his wing around me. But instead of giving me a name he started speaking in bloody tongues, flaunting before prancing about away from me.
“Stop! Stop! Enough! ENOUGH! What the hell does that mean?”
“It means you’re a peacock. And I’m not.” He then began laughing at his own statement.
“No, you’re as mad as the March Hare.” I muttered angrily as I walked away.
“Wrong!” I had a feathery finger suddenly poke my nose stopping me in my tracks. “I’m not the one whose mad. Cause you don’t even know why you’re here.”
“You don’t know the first thing about me bird! Now stay out of my way before I go full predator on you!” I growled before giving him a warning roar which made him fly back scared.
“Okay! Okay, okay.” I walked past him angrily. “No wonder why you’re a lioness my Rock Angel.” I gasped as I stopped in my tracks. I turned towards him and he only gave a wave before saying, “Bye-bye.” And took off flying, almost turning into a shadow with how quick he suddenly took off.
“Oi wait!” I chased after the peacock. Practically losing sight of it till I saw it now standing on top of a rock. I trotted towards it and I asked him. “Did you just say my Rock Angel?”
“No. I said thy Rock Angel.”
“No you didn’t. I specifically heard you say My. And—” I trailed off before looking downward solemnly. “Only one person ever called me that. But he died. What felt like a long time ago.”
“Nope. Wrong again darling!” he laughed again before flying off the rock and now stood before a small entrance into a thicket-like forest. “You said you wanted someone to talk to, I can show you. But you gotta catch up with me first and I’m fast!” he then disappeared through the hole.
I trotted up to it and looked inside it. I can’t believe I’m actually doing this, but—what other option is there? So I entered inside the thicket.
It was definitely a tight squeeze just to even go through it but somehow I managed to get inside. I peeked through some thick brush and there sitting on a perch of a tree was the peacock.
“Don’t dottle dear, hurry up!”
“Hey wait, wait, wait!” he kept soaring and jumping from branch to branch all the while chanting and singing out words that didn’t even sound right.
“C’mon lioness!”
“Would you slow down!?” suddenly I felt myself falling down a hill but I quickly stood back up and continued to push forward.
Getting caught in branches and vines all I kept thinking to myself was follow the peacock’s bizarre singing. Hitting bush after bush I ran faster and faster as the thicket closed closer and closer around me.
“STOP!” the peacock suddenly said as it spread out it’s tail. I skid to a stop and the peacock made it’s cooing sound as it’s tail tucked back in like a fan. He then slowly strutted towards the edge of the thicket and he said. “Come here child.”
I got out of the thicket and we now stood before some kind of creek.
“Why’d you bring me here?”
“Look into the water, and you will speak to the one you most long to speak to.” I looked at him, and I was surprised to see that instead of this goofy, child-like attitude he had earlier. He was now more serious and dead-center on me doing this.
I followed his orders and slowly approached the creek. I slowly walked towards it before looking into the water that lay beneath me.
But all I saw was myself. I waited and waited but still nothing happened.
“Nothing’s happening. And just who is it that I’m supposed to see?”
“Shhh! Look harder.” I then saw his feather-finger touch the water and ripples soon started to form. I looked closer into the water and soon an image began to form. Suddenly everything around me grew darker but then something echoed through the air.
“AYE-OH!” my eyes widened and I whispered.
“Freddie?” suddenly there was a bright glow right beside me and then a bright flash.
I felt myself floating now and when I looked down at myself, I saw that I was now human again. There was nothing but darkness before suddenly a giant bright light encompassed the darkness. Instead of alone and frightened, there was—warmth. And love.
The light then began to form a giant silhouette of a man (by giant I mean seriously giant. I was like an ant compared to this shadow).
However this specific silhouette was very familiar to me. It was Freddie, standing in the exact shadow position that he once did for the Bohemian Rhapsody video.
Though I couldn’t physically see his face, it was him.
“(Y/n) dear. Why are you here?” he said to me.
“I—I was…..” it then came back to me. The concert, the pain, the gunshots, Steve. “I was shot. Steve he—killed me. At the concert.”
“Not quite my darling. You’re still clinging onto life. So I’m going to make the decision for you. Go back. Go back to our family. You still have so much more to give to the world. The world may have lost Freddie Fucking Mercury, but do not let them lost the Rock ‘Badass bitch’ Angel.”
“BUT WHY FREDDIE!? Steve he—he’s made my life hell this past year. How can I face him?” Freddie’s spirit shined brighter than the sun and encompassed around me as he said.
“You will do that by reminding him who you are. You are (Y/n) (m/n) Kline. My Rock Angel.” Feeling his light around me, it was like Freddie was actually holding me, embracing me with his confidence and giving me the strength I needed to fight.
I looked up right where his face was at and tears poured down my face as I looked up at him in awe.
“Show him. The lioness you are.” It was then his silhouette began to disappear.
“NO! PLEASE! Don’t leave me again!” I chased after his light that was now getting further and further away from me. No matter how fast I ran, I couldn’t reach him. “FREDDIE!”
“Show him the lioness you are.”
“Don’t go.” I gave up the run and collapsed to my knees as Fred’s final words to me were.
“The lioness you are.” I collapsed to my knees before feeling this gently wind blow across my face as Freddie’s spirit was now gone and I was once again in nothing but darkness.
Sitting there in silence, I began to realize that I couldn’t stay here. Freddie was right, even though I would have to face Steve again if they caught him and put him on trial. I couldn’t abandon my family. Brian, Deacy, Roger, Elton, David, Jensen, Jared, their wives and children. Mum and dad. Jack, and my kids.
I grew up without a mother, I couldn’t let my own children go through the same thing, especially my baby girl Kelly. Cause she’s almost the exact age I was when I lost my mum, no I refuse to leave my baby motherless! That cycle will not go on!
“I gotta get out of here. But how? How? Come on (y/n) wake up. WAKE UP!!!” I screamed. I kept screaming at myself to wake up, I shook my head rapidly, pinched myself, even slapped my cheeks a few times telling myself to wake up but nothing was working. “No it. It’s can’t end like this. I can’t die. I don’t wanna die. Please. Please wake up. Freddie I—I don’t know what else to do.” There was dead silence. I lowered my head and felt tears come into my eyes. I sniffled before I suddenly heard a voice.
‘Sister dear.’ Deacy? No it—it couldn’t be. ‘I—I don’t know if you can hear me but, I’m here.’ It was him. I knew that distinct accent anywhere. But—why was he here? I hadn’t seen him since the tribute concert two years ago. He never called, or sent a letter, he wanted his space and I obliged by giving it to him. Now he was here.
I soon felt something take my hand, I felt a squeeze before Deacy’s voice spoke again.
‘I read what happened….About the shooting, of course the media loves to exploit some details so I don’t know what exactly is true or not. But…..why you didn’t tell us what was going on? Sister you—you should’ve come to us. We could’ve protected you. I—I could’ve protected you. Please don’t go. Don’t you leave us too. Please come back to us.’ I could hear the tremor in his voice by the end.
“Oh Deacy.” I cooed. “Please, please (y/n) wake up. They still need me. I can’t leave them now. Not like this. Please somebody, anybody, wake me up.”
It was then I felt this warmth inside my chest. It got warmer and warmer until yet another light shined right where I got shot the second time and I was now surrounded by bright light.
*3rd Person POV*
Deacy remained there clutching his sister’s hand tightly, his eyes brimming with tears. Suddenly he felt fingers slightly twitching in his grip. His face quickly changed from sorrow to surprise. Slowly for the first time in 3 weeks, (y/n) Kline was finally opening her eyes.
*My POV*
The first thing I saw was white. White light everywhere. Oh god please tell me I didn’t go to heaven. I wanted to go home. But it wasn’t until my hearing came back and I could hear the sounds of machines beeping and counting off something. I felt a hand grasping mine and when my vision became clear, there sat Deacy.
Boy did he change in the last two years. His hair was now more grey and longer now. It came right just the back of his neck, a few inches from growing past his shoulders. His eyes were red and brimmed as he stared down at my in shock, almost not believing something.
“Did you seriously grow a mullet?” was the first thing I asked him. He smiled and scoffed out as he shook his head.
“At least I still have hair unlike Roger whose slowly losing his. Of all the things to say that’s the first thing that comes out of you?” I playfully looked up at him. He didn’t say another word but his actions spoke louder than what he could ever say.
He leaned down towards me and began kissing all over my face. Cupping my cheeks in his hands as he would press his forehead to mine and poking his sharp nose to mine, drawing in our sibling strength.
“Hey Deacy, Roger said you might want some breakfast since you—” we both looked up at the door and there stood my Jack. Deacy stepped aside from the bed as Jack and I locked eyes with each other. He dropped what looked like a pudding cup and stood there frozen.
“Hey Jack.” I said. Jack didn’t say a word but crossed over to me, his bottom lip trembling as he sat down beside me and cupped my face in his hands, just like Deacy had earlier. A sad smile soon broke out across his face as tears poured down his face and he gently embraced me.
“You came back.” I leaned against his shoulder and inhaled his scent. And yeah even though he smelled like he hadn’t showered in days, I didn’t care at this point. It was Jack. I wrapped my arms around him and squeezed him as hard as I could. We separated from each other and he leaned down and kissed me. The kiss got more and more passionate and I said between our kisses.
“I’m here Jack I’m…..I promised. Till death….”
“Don’t even finish that.” We both chuckled as we now stared at each other.
“The kids! Jack where are my babies? He didn’t……”
“No, no baby. Brian and Roger have them. They’re alright. Well physically they are. They were shaken up the first several days.”
“I’ll go get them.” Deacy offered as he left the room.
“What—what happened Jack?”
“You really don’t remember?”
“All I remember was pain, a loud popping sound and Steve. Other than that nothing.”
“(Y/n). Steve he—he shot you during Somebody to love. He shot you twice in the side and stomach. I ran you all the way to the hospital.”
“You did?” he nodded. “How—how long have I been out?”
“You were in the ICU for over 12 hours before being moved here. But you’ve been in a coma for the past 3 weeks.”
“Three—three weeks?!” I shouted which made me flinch which caused some pain in my side.
“Baby are you alright?!” he asked urgently.
“Just a pain in my side. Must’ve stressed out a stitch or something.”
“I’ll call the doctor and let him know you’re awake.” As he reached over and pressed the call button on the wall, I heard the racing of footsteps coming towards the room. Paranoid I thought it was Steve coming to finish the job, but soon three small voices eased my nerves tremendously.
“Mummy!” soon racing in were Kelly, Georgie and Jackson. All three of my kids raced over and tried to climb up on my bed.
“Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on kids. Easy. Mommy is hurting very badly. Be gentle around her.” Jack warned the kids as my boys got up by my feet while Kelly stood on the other side of me.
“Are you okay mummy?” asked Georgie as he lay on my right side.
“I will be baby.”
“Bad man hurt mummy.” Jackson said.
“Yes he did Jackson. But mummy’s gonna be okay now.”
“Are you sure you’re not gonna die mum?” I looked to my left to see my baby girl’s look of uncertainty. I lifted my hand and wiped away her hidden tear.
“I’m sure baby. A…..very special angel told me I was gonna be okay when I woke up. I promise you, I’m gonna be just fine. A few days of rest and I’ll be right as rain again. Just you wait and see.” I poked her nose which made her smile before she got closer to me and leaned her head against my shoulder. I smiled as I leaned my head against her and kissed the top of her head.
“You damn better well be. Cause hearing about all this on the news is not what I ever want to see from you again.” I looked up at the door and there along with Deacy were Brian and Roger.
Oh fuck.
“Dad, Brian. I—”
“We’ll discuss this later. For now we’ll let you be with your kids and husband.” Brian lectured me, that stern look in his eyes when he meant something.
“I’m afraid that won’t happen till later. I’m gonna have to ask all of you to leave while I check Mrs. Kline’s vitals.” A male doctor around his mid-30’s possibly early 40’s with short brown hair and tan skin said as he came in.
“Why can’t we stay with her?!” Kelly demanded.
“The doctor’s gotta make sure mommy’s okay sweetie. But she needs to be alone so that she can do his tests.” Jack tried to calm her down.
“No I wanna stay with mummy! I want to stay with mummy! I want to stay with mummy!” she began to throw a tantrum.
“Kelly. Kelly. Kelly Michelle Kline!” I spoke her name in a low toned voice. She stopped her fitting and I said as I cupped her chin. “None of that now. You are to do as your father and the doctor tell you.”
“But what if you die?!” she whimpered. Oh my poor baby girl. God if I ever come face to face with Steve again, I’ll be sure to give him hell for traumatizing my little girl like he did.
“Baby these tests aren’t dangerous to me. It’s just to see if I’m gonna be okay to leave. Now I want you to go with your father and stay with him until the doctor gives the all clear to come back in. And no more tantrums, is that understood?”
“Yes mama.” She huffed solemnly.
“Good girl.” As Brian and Deacy each took the boys, Jack took our daughter’s hand and as they passed the door, Roger took her other hand and soon everyone but the doctor was out. “I’m so sorry about that she’s never—”
“No worries Mrs. Kline. I get children who act like that all the time when their parents go into surgery or they need to get a shot. First introductions I’m Dr. Hamilton, I met your husband at the door when he brought you in.”
“Did he seriously run the full 20 blocks to get here?” I asked him.
“Oh yeah. And it was lucky for you he did. I told him based on the amount of blood loss you had, had he waited for an ambulance at the stage, you might’ve been lost to us.” Oh my god. Jack you—you crazy, indescribable man. “Okay now first I want to check your eyes, look right at me.”
I looked at him as he shined a light in my eyes. He held his finger up and told me to follow it. I followed his instructions and he said,
“Okay now straight at me again.” He nodded. “Okay pupils are normal, and your ocular motility is perfect. So there’s no brain damage. Tell me do you have any discomfort? Feeling any pain around the stomach?”
“Just a sharp pain in my side when I moved around after finding out how long I had been in a coma for.”
“Alright let me take a look.” He uncovered me and lifted my shirt up so that he could see just what had been done. My right side and the center of my stomach had been stitched up and was still stained with some dried up blood. “Well good news is there’s no unhooked stitches. We’ll get you some morphine to dull the pain. And then I can prescribe to you the pain killers you’ll need while you recover here.”
“Thank you Dr. Hamilton.”
“You’re welcome Mrs. Kline. Are there any other concerns you wish to speak to me about?”
“Yes. As a matter of fact. How long will I need to be here for?”
“Well that depends. Cause here’s what I’d like to show you that we had found out from the first gunshot wound you had gotten.” He turned on a screen light and held up my scans of my skeleton. “When the first bullet entered your side, it actually ended up almost right in the L3 vertebrate.”
“And what is that?”
“It’s the vertebrate that helps with the leg muscles. There—might be a chance you may not be able to walk again.” What? No it—it can’t be. “But it’s not 100%. My best guess is that there’s a 50-50 shot. It didn’t penetrate it enough to cause the L3 to break, but there was some damage to it when the bullet tried to exit out that way through your Lumbar vertebrate. If you can show us you can at least attempt to walk, we can have you transferred to our physical therapy facility in Upstate New York.”
“And if you’re wrong?” he sighed heavily and said.
“Then we can do one of two options. We can operate to try and repair any nerve damage done, but that in itself could have serious risk. Or…..you can tell us to let you go and you’ll never be able to walk again.”
Steve you selfish, cowardice, son of a bitch! You’re ruined me!
“I’m sorry miss. But don’t lose all hope just yet. We’ll give you a week of bedrest and do some minor leg tests to see how you’re doing.”
“Thank you Dr. Hamilton.” He nodded and said he call my family back in before he left my room.
I couldn’t believe this. There is literally a 50% chance that I may never walk again. How the hell was I gonna perform? No one would want to see a wheelchair rockstar. Steve’s basically ruined my life now? How the hell am I ever gonna recover from this.
At that point the kids came back inside with Jack, Brian, Deacy and Roger. The kids all cuddled up to me and we shared a brief moment until a police officer came in.
“Excuse me, Mrs. Kline. I’m Lieutenant Banks NYPD. I wanted to ask if you’d give us a statement in regard to Steve Harrison’s attack on you.”
“She’ll give you her statement when she’s well enough.” Roger snapped out.
“Dad.” I warned him. “I’ll tell you everything.” He took out his notepad and I confessed everything, all while the guys and the kids were there.
“Okay now did anything happen after the shooting?” asked Lt. Banks.
“He uhh….he looked right at me and actually stole her wedding ring right off her finger.” Jack explained.
“He did what!?” I finally looked down at my left ring finger and was horrified to see that my ring was truly gone. “No. That—that son of a……”
“Actually Mrs. Kline. We’ve recovered the ring. In fact, I’ve got it right here.” He soon dug through his pocket and pulled out an evidence bag. He opened it up and soon he pulled out my wedding ring.
“How did you get it back?” asked Brian as Jack took the ring and placed it back on my finger.
“When was the last time any of you checked the news?” the Lt. asked us.
We all stayed silent before he walked up and turned on the TV. A female news anchor sat there at the desk and she said.
“It has been three weeks since the horrific attack at Madison Square Garden. Rockstar sensation (Y/n) Kline aka the Rock Angel was shot in cold blood in the middle of her concert. Her assailant, her former PA Steve Harrison after going on the run. Was finally apprehended. Not by police, but some loyal fans of the rockstar herself. Let’s get in touch with Bobby whose live at the scene where the assault took place. Bobby.”
The screen split to an elderly man and the name Robert “Bobby” Johnson came on the screen.
“Thank you Natalie. It was right here at the corner of 34th and 33rd street when a group of men recognized Steve Harrison from the news. Reports say that the group of 7 boys jumped Steve and proceeded to beat him till almost consciousness. It took about 5 minutes for police to finally arrive. When asked about why these men attacked him, this is what they had to say.”
The screen altered to a young black man with dreads, he had the makings of a beard starting to come around his chin, up to his face. He looked to be about Jack’s age and he spoke in a low tone as his name read William Henderson.
“The Rock Angel is life man. She practically saved me through some tough sh*t in my life. And to hear this coward did what he did, he didn’t deserve to be walking the streets the way he did.” Another boy appeared on screen. This time he was white with blue eyes and blonde hair and the name Harvey Davidson came up on the screen. His accent was a heavy Bronx tonality as he said.
“Even though she’s from England, (Y/n) Kline was born and made here in New York. I remember when I saw her very first concert when she came up with Queen.”
“No a**hole messes with the Rock Angel! You mess with the Angel you mess with New York!” another black boy named Erik Woodson proclaimed.
“You mess with her, you mess with all of us!” Harvey came back on screen.
“Steve Harrison has been taken to a separate hospital from where the Rock Angel is said to recover but will be facing criminal charges. As for the gang that assaulted him, they too were arrested for assault and battery in a public place. But are they guilty? Or are they heroes? More of this to come at News4 tonight at 6pm. Back to you Natalie.”
“Thank you Bobby, coming up next—” at that point Lt. Banks turned the tv off.
“Surprisingly, one of those young gentlemen found it hanging around Steve’s neck. He recognized the ring from her last concert she did in Queens. Told us to make sure she got it back.”
“Seems we know who the real fans are.”
“Roger not now.” Brian scolded softly.
“What’s gonna happen to him now?”
“Well—those boys did a pretty bad number on him. When and if he wakes up, he’ll go to jail and be put on bail. Then of course the trial. We’ll keep in touch with you once all of this goes down.” He handed me his card and bid us a good day. All was quiet once more before Brian looked at me and he softly said my name. I shook my head before suddenly finding myself laughing.
“What is wrong with the world? Why did this have to happen to me? Why me? I told him I told that rich, pompous, arrogant, sexist asshole what Steve was doing but did he listen to me? No! He didn’t! Hollywood records doesn’t give a shit! They never did! They hired a fucking sociopath to be my personal assistant and to make matters worse IT WAS HIS FUCKING NEPHEW!!!!”
Tears of anger pooled in my eyes as I angrily tapped my finger against the railing.
“James did this. He didn’t care. He knew he must’ve known his nephew was like that. Why else would he easily give him the job as my personal assistant. I should never have signed up with Hollywood records. I never should’ve left EMI. I should never have come to America. I should never have become the Rock Angel!”
“Don’t say that (y/n).” Jack tried to calm me down.
“No, no, no! NOOO!! Had I never been famous this-this-this-this shhhhh SHIT! Would’ve never happened!” I stammered angrily. He stroked down my arm comfortingly.
“Baby calm down.”
“No you don’t tell me to calm down! I may never walk again Jack! Did you know that?! Yeah Dr. Hamilton said there’s a 50-50 chance of me being paralyzed. Who in the hell would want to see a handicapped Rockstar!? HMM! Tell me that Jack Kline! In fact who would want to be married to a handicapped Rockstar!? You’ll leave me, you’ll all leave me just like everybody else in my FUCKING LIFE!!”
At this point I was going crazy. I may not have known it then, but my kids were starting to get so scared of how I was acting, Deacy had to take my kids out of the room while Brian ran to find a nurse or doctor. Both Jack and Roger tried to calm me down but I was literally going—well exorcism crazy.
It wasn’t until a nurse came in with a needle and poked it into my veins before I suddenly stopped my rage fit and passed out.
*3rd Person POV*
After she collapsed onto her bed, Jack took his wife’s hand and clutched it between both of his.
“The sedative should keep her asleep for the rest of the day.” She said to them as she took the needle out of her arm.
“Thank you.” Brian thanked her. She nodded before leaving the room.
“I’m just thankful the bastard’s finally been caught.” Roger said. “I’ll agree with one of those boys. He did not deserve to walk down the streets of New York after shooting my daughter and wearing her wedding ring around his neck like some prize he won at a fucking carnival!”
“That’s only half of good news to this whole shit show. Already the British media are just as fueled up by this just as they were when Freddie died. The same arsehole who trashed Freddie’s name as well as many others who died of AIDS calling it their form of suicide. He’s called (y/n) out as a woman looking for trouble. Like she asked for this to happen.” Brian snapped.
Jack shook his head angrily as he stared out the window before suddenly trudging out of the room.
“Jack?”
“Jack where are you going? Jack!” Roger called out. But the young man didn’t answer. All that was going through Jack was anger and rage.
Roger and Brian looked at each other confused but they chose to stay with (Y/n) thinking that Jack needed some air, after hearing what the British tabloids were saying about his wife.
*My POV*
I woke up the next day (at least I hoped it was the next day) and saw Roger and Brian sleeping in the hospital chairs. I softly smiled at them and said softly.
“Morning guys.”
“Hey love, you’re awake. You okay now?” Brian asked me as he and Rog both woke up.
“Little funny. Now was I dreaming? Or did that bitch stab me in the fucking arm?” I croaked out. The two of them laughed softly.
“No (y/n). She gave you a sedative. You—went a little bonkers last night.” Brian said as he stroked the side of my cheek. I turned to my dad and said.
“How bad was I?”
“On a scale, I’d say you were all of Motley Crüe mixed in with 20 beers and maybe a little bit of heroine.”
“That bad huh? Were—were the kids…..” they didn’t answer me. Then again they didn’t have to, the sympathetic looks on their faces told me all. “Oh god. I—I’m sorry guys. I—I need my babies here, I need to apologize to them on my behavior. I didn’t mean to scare them.”
“We know lovie, we know.” Dad cooed as he brushed his fingers through my hair.
“Where’s Jack?” I asked.
“We don’t know. He just…..walked out and we haven’t heard from him.”
“He’s not at the hotel? With the kids?” I asked frantically.
“Calm down love I’m sure he just—needed to go on a long walk. Think this whole thing through. I’m sure he’ll be back soon.” Brian soothed me as he rubbed my shoulder.
“Mrs. Kline, we’re here with your breakfast and some medicine. Mr. May, Mr. Taylor I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you both to please leave the room since we had allowed you both to stay overnight.”
“We understand. Thank you for letting us stay though Nurse Williams. We greatly appreciate it.” Brian said. She smiled and nodded. Brian looked down at me and gave me a kiss on the cheek. “He’ll come back love, just give him some time.” After he left, dad came up and cupped the side of my face.
“I’ll be back tonight to check in on you.” I thanked him and he kissed my forehead before giving me an Eskimo kiss before he followed behind Brian.
The entire day went by and the weather soon changed from cloudy to pouring down rain. It was around 7pm and Nurse Williams had just brought in my dinner for the night and there was still no word from Jack. I was starting to get frantic with worry, that was until the door opened and coming in dripping wet was Jack.
His face completely soulless and hard as he stood there dripping wet from his head to his soaked shoes.
“Jack? What the f—where the hell have you been?!” he looked up at me. His trance-like state broken as he said.
“I—went for a walk. A long, long, long walk.”
“And what you just stayed out in the rain for the past seven hours?! You could get sick!”
“I’ll change and take a warm shower when I get back to the hotel. This whole thing it’s just been……” he sighed heavily as he lowered his head. My anger at him soon faded away as I relaxed and let out a soft sigh.
“Come here my love.” He looked up at me, his broken eyes staring right into mine as I reached out to him. He walked up to me and took my hand. I clenched his and brought it close to my face and kissed the back of his hand, as well as his knuckles.
I then looked up at him and he slowly leaned down and captured my lips with a kiss. The kiss slowly got deeper and more passionate as Jack cupped both sides of my face. His tongue peeking out and asking for entrance, which I granted to him.
My heart monitor was starting to escalate as I moved my hands down from his neck, down his chest and even lower to his stomach. Once I reached his hips I felt something.
“Jack…..are you—really this turned on now?” I asked between our kisses. It was at that moment he stopped and turned his head away from me. His face back to being grim and his eyes cold and harsh.
“No. That’s not it.” His voice was low, almost threatening. At this point, I was getting nervous.
“Then what is that?” I asked him. He moved his shirt aside and I saw the familiar lining of a curved, steel handle.
“It’s a gun.”
What? He got a gun? And he brought it in here?!
“Jack are you out of your fucking mind? What are you doing bringing something like that in here!?” I snapped at him. He separated from me and his only response was.
“For protection.” I lay my head back against the pillow as I rolled my eyes.
“Jack. What do you think it’s gonna be that easy to just go and shoot somebody?!”
“Ask Steve that question.” He told me. He turned and slowly walked away but not before completely punching my dinner tray and knocking the stand down to the floor. The food scattered everywhere, the plates fell and the tray flew across the room as Jack pinched the edge of his nose as he now stood a few feet away from the foot of my bed. I stared blankly at what had just happened.
“You know they only give you 2 course meals here right?”
“God everything is a damn joke to you isn’t it!?” Jack snapped at me as he breathed heavily. “Steve almost killed you! He makes you flip out and then the next minute you’re treating it like a fucking joke!?!?” he roared at me. I adjusted myself in the bed and told Jack in a low, firm tone.
“You don’t think I’m pissed Jack, hmm? Having that 50-50 chance that I may become paralyzed. Or having to live with the fact that if you hadn’t thought fast the way you did I would be with Freddie? My parents? Letting our kids grow up with the same trauma I had to go through growing up. You don’t think that I wanna walk out of this bed and get Steve for—”
“WELL HE’S NEVER GONNA TOUCH YOU AGAIN! CAUSE IT WON’T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN! NOT TO MY FAMILY!” Jack yelled.
“Love. My darling I know you’re scared. But these are scary times. The world’s changing and becoming a lot scarier than it was when we were kids. But it’s our job as parents to ensure that our kids don’t follow down that road.”
“Well they already got involved. Steve didn’t even care that our kids were at that concert. And with this, I’m gonna ensure that people like him never go that far again with you.” he said as he showed me the gun again.
“Okay. Then you are no better than Steve or anyone else out there in the world that solves problems with only bullets.” I lectured him. Jack looked away from my gaze, he was silent for a moment before he said.
“Look I didn’t come for a lecture. I came to check on my wife and see how she was doing.” He and I had a stare off before he grumbled. “I’m outta here.”
“Jack.” I called out to him as he stood before the door. He stopped before he could even open it up but his hand was right on the handle. “If you walk out of here with that thing, consider yourself erased from this family. The kids almost lost one parent because of that thing Jack Kline. Our babies almost lost their mother I WON’T LET THEM LOSE THEIR FATHER TOO!!!” I yelled at him.
The room was dead silent between us. Jack slowly turned towards me.
“Now give me the gun Jack.” I said as I extended my hand out. “THEY NEARLY LOST THEIR MOTHER I WON’T LET THEM LOSE THEIR FATHER TOO!!” I repeated back to him. Slowly Jack released his hand from the door and walked up to me silently. He stood there, his eyes harsh and cold but I looked back at him with just as much ferocity.
He lifted his shirt and took out the gun which ended up being a double action revolver. He wordlessly placed the gun in my hand before he looked at me with a look of defeat and walking out of the room and shutting the door behind him.
As I sat there holding the revolver in my hand I brought it close shaking my head as I opened it up. My heart broke into a million pieces as I turned it over and all six rounds of bullets came falling onto the bedsheet.
I closed it back up and dropped the gun by my side and held my hands to my face as I softly cried.
#tw: shooting#tw: stalker#tw: gun violence#queen#queen x reader#roger taylor#roger taylor x reader#brian may#brian may x reader#john deacon#john deacon x reader#John deacon imagine#john deacon imagines#roger taylor imagine#roger taylor imagines#freddie mercury#freddie mercury x reader#freddie mercury imagines#freddie mercury imagine#brian may imagine#brian may imagines#queen fandom#queen band#queen fanfiction#queen fanfic#bohemian rhapsody#bohemian rhapsody imagines#bohemian rhapsody fanfiction#bohemian rhapsody movie#bohemian rhapsody x reader
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The Creeps as dumb shit my friends and i have said to one another : Part 3
Kate:*watching tv* i like watching murder/mystery shows.
Jane:*nods* yeah. They are pretty good.
Kate:*frowns* but fuck that show Unsolved Mysteries.
Nina:*confused* why?
Kate:*upset* Cause! They never show you who did it! I be wanting to know that shit!
Jane:*laughing* BITCH!!! Do you not use context clues?! The show is called: "UN. SOLVED. MYSTERIES" Which means the damn cops don't even know who did it!!
Nina:*laughing hard, leaned over on couch*
Kate:*frowning* Fuck yall.
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Hobo:*looking at Helen, up and down* Are you ok?
Helen:*nods, half asleep, downing 4 redbulls* Never better!
Puppeteer:*eyes wide* Maybe slow down on the re-
Helen:*running down the street, trying to fly* FUCK YOU!! I GOT MY WINGS!!!
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Jeff:*staring intently at Smile*
E.J.:*confused* what are you doing?
BEN: can't you tell? His trying to talk to Smile, without using words
E.J.:*frowns* you both are high as kites, aren't you
Jeff and BEN.:*both now staring at Smile*
Smile:*tail wagging, happy to have the attention*
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Jason:*huffs loudly*
Helen:*ignoring everything*
Jason:*sighs even louder*
Helen:*tenses jaw*
Jason:*takes a deep breath*
Helen:*punches Jason out of the chair* FUCK YOU AND YO DEPRESSION!! IM TRYING TO READ!!!
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E.J: *massaging Jeff's neck* there?
Jeff:*silently screaming, can't breath* Yeeeeessss!! Ow!! This fucking hurts!
Toby:*laying on the couch, laughing so hard he can breathe* oh fuck!! Your face is turning blue!!
Jeff:*yells at Toby* Fuck yo- *cringes in pain*
E.J.:*smacks Jeff* Stay fuckin still, asshole! Had you listened and slept right you wouldn't be hurting!
Jeff:*whining* yeah bu- OW!! YOU FUCK!!
Toby:*tearing up from laughing* GET 'EM WITH THE ELBOW!!
#jane the killer#nina the killer#kate the chaser#jeff the killer#ben drowned#eyeless jack#hobo heart#bloody painter#the puppeteer
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My inner clown spoke to me just now and said: "You remember how you kind of ship jason x Jordan for crack purposes. Honk honk hoe." And I feel so disrespected right now. He would never fuck a cop but yo I would like to see it.
Sidenote: I definitely don't want a relationship of this but a ons would've been lit.
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maria watches friday night lights (#4)
season 2, pt 2!! (2x08-2x15)
ugh Matt is really having his Being A Stupid Teenage Boy season huh?
-lol love a good naked dude being chased scene — in this case, Smash on his recruiting trip being chased around by a potential future teammate. Classic.
(it’s kinda cute that Matt came to pick him up tho)
- the latest in season 2 being off the fucking rails: really? Riggins’ new digs include a meth lab on wheels??
-Landry confessing to murdering someone and then having his sheriff dad drag him out of the station to go home is the whitest shit EVER. Like, Landry is literally *trying* to be punished and they just won’t punish his white, cop-kid ass. ‘Murica. (I mean don’t get me wrong: it WAS self defense against someone literally stalking and trying to rape Tyra, but the point still stands that if Landry was a black kid he’d have been tried as an adult and convicted no doubt)
-YESSSSS a MySpace shoutout! we love to see it
“I hate you” - Santiago (and also me) @ Buddy Garrity
-omg Coach Taylor noticing that things aren’t good at home for Riggins and taking him in, my heart!
-Wow in just one scene Riggins charmed baby Grace, warned Tami’s sister not to shame women for eating a lot (“it can lead to anorexia, especially in girls”) and then offered to go out to the store to get baby formula in the pouring rain. What a man.
-and yes, Shelly, you fully grown woman, it IS a bad idea to lust after a TEENAGE BOY
-wow Riggins protecting Julie from the SUPER DRAMATIC TORNADO that made me laugh. Do we get to have a Riggins-Julie friendship??? bc I’d be down. We need more friendships.
-Thank you, Tami, saying “EW” to her sister watching Riggins work out! Someone has sense to know a fully grown woman shouldn’t be lusting after a teenager! Julie can lust if she wants tho, that’s age appropriate.
-DYING at Landry being aghast that Tyra’s never heard of West Side Story.
-oh god, Lyla — it is totally fair to assume your mom would tell your dad she’s getting remarried, especially if she knew you’d be seeing him — so I’m sorry you’re the one who accidentally set off whatever nonsense Buddy is gonna pull now that he knows his ex wife is “marrying that treehugger.”
“Who’s that?” “Some douchebag named Chip. who names their kid Chip anyway?” Same, Tyra, same.
-Landry, one of my biggest pet peeves is asking someone out while they’re on the clock. Like, come on! let Tyra work, boy.
-Jesus Christ it’s like everywhere Julie looks, she has to see Matt making out with someone. That’s rough.
-and oop Matt you busted bc Julie actually knows who Carlotta is!
-once a cheater, always a cheater, Buddy. And yes to Pam for being like “nah bye I’m happy now, it is over.” You treated her like garbage so here we are, sir!
-hilarious that Landry is the one who ends up throwing the first punch that gets the post-tornado, school-crossover tensions to finally boil over
-I like that they show both the fall formal and the party where everyone who didn’t go to the formal is. Nice.
-Aw poor Julie got drunk af to deal with all her feelings. This really is the season where they have Julie and Matt being sixteen year olds in the most painful ways. So maybe it’s good they’re not together during this tho I’m still looking forward to when the tide turns their way again.
-anyway, Tim is a good friend for getting the creep who thought he was “one beer away from getting laid” off of Julie.
-And....in true Texas dad fashion, Eric Taylor misinterprets everything! Noooo. We can’t have nice things.
-This Noelle-Smash partnership is definitely an interesting pairing. Two very ambitious football people courting all these recruiters while Smash’s mom side eyes them in the corner? Hilarious.
-omg not this Oklahoma tech recruiter harassing smash’s mom in the grocery store! GTFO here! Give her some fucking personal space. They really do such a good job of showing as much of the toxic shit about football culture as the inspiring, big moments.
-Aw and I love that Tami tried to help Mama Smash get the guy to go away. It’s such a familiar scene, women helping each other get a dude harassing them away. And then they have a heart to heart in the parking lot? Love that.
-omg what a throwback that Shelly TAPED OVER Eric’s football game to tape a NEW EPISODE of The Office! Love it. “Y’all should get a TiVo.”
-omg watching Tami and Eric work out arguments is so beautiful, they communicate very well! We stan a good marriage.
-wow seeing the other coach from tornado school lose his shit publicly after he knocked down Riggins was uh....wild???? This is the second time he put his hands on Riggins!
-awww Eric actually coming to apologize to riggins for overreacting about Julie when he hears the real story??? Love it.
-Weevil from Veronica Mars shows up as a friend of Santiago’s? Of course.
-WOW and Logan from Gilmore girls as a Christian radio host...tracks.
“Is that your way of telling her you like her?” Jason making a surprisingly astute observation about Tim. (And Lyla.)
-yo why would you invite your daughter’s boyfriend’s family over for dinner just to say they shouldn’t date? (And bc it’s an interracial relationship.) Southern culture is wild to me lol
-wow the racist coach from last season is now off spouting his mouth about how “no wife of mine would be working with a kid at home.” I love that Eric calls him out as sounding stupid and ignorant — you better!
-hearing that Lyla burned her cheerleading uniform is one of the most badass things she’s done so far tbh along with that dealership destruction
-off the rails update: 2x12 was toooo much!! Like, Jesus between Smash’s sister getting harassed at the movie theater by the racists who hate on smash and Noelle...and this plotline with Santiago and his old friends trashing Buddy’s place...it’s like, can we breathe.
-I could not be more excited for Carlotta to leave and another teenage boy with adult woman relationship to end.
-wow can’t believe the plotline where Riggins stole $3000 from a drug dealer isn’t ending well for him. And now Smash is getting arrested bc of those racist guys from the movie theater episode? One recap I read said that too many of this season’s plots feel contrived and I think that sums it up.
-is there any character who HASN’T worked at Buddy Garrity’s dealership at this point?!
-and yikes at all the other salespeople being mad that a salesperson in a wheelchair was hired...y’all mad ugly and ableist for that
-Tyra and Landry are....confusing
-Wait Logan from GG is an actual preacher and not just a Christian radio host? CREEPY. And he kissed Lyla? A lot to unpack there.
-lol Tim trying to woo Lyla is kinda funny to watch simply bc Tim is clearly so confounded by rejection
-I love how much space they give for Smash’s sister’s pain in the Noelle-Smash theater incident. A lesser show wouldn’t have centered her as much.
-is it mean of me to say Jason is boring AF most of the time
-yeah this dreads girl is seemingly way more compatible with Landry than Tyra yikes! Like she made him a power metal mix cd???
-wow this Smash storyline where mouthing off to the press is what gets him suspended....really checks out bc teenage boys are dumb
-I love Tami as a volleyball coach and getting to see another sport! Also as someone who’s been on a losing team I know that feeling of finally winning a game!!! Go Dillon volleyball!!! (Am I maybe currently writing a Bughead fic based on my underdog field hockey experiences? ;) yes yes I am)
-Oh shit now Saracen’s at the nihilistic Nothing Matters phase of teenage angst. Right on schedule!
-lol these two short haired blondes (white dreads Jean and Tyra) being in a love triangle with Landry is wild
-Omg jean just said, “are you a friend or are you competition?” She is not playing!
-I love Riggins dragging Saracen to practice
“I don’t want you to become at an at-risk youth” -Landry teasing Saracen while also sincerely caring about him is some of the best friendship banter on this show. The accuracy 😂
-It seems like Julie gets a lot of hate? But I think I have such a soft spot for Julie bc I was a bitchy teenager with undiagnosed mental health disorders and I just wish so much #growth for her! Also I really do miss her and Saracen’s relationship, I’m so excited I’m almost at S3 where it seems like it’s happening again?
-LOL this guy at the dmv is the first person in Dillon to be like, “no I hate football.” That tracks.
-wow Saracen is getting driven to the hospital to make sure his grandma is okay by the sex worker who was just giving him a lap dance. Amazing.
-also I hope grandma is okay!
-okay Tyra throwing her hat in the ring for Landry at the last minute? Idk I think Jean deserves the win but there’s no way it’ll happen bc she’s a guest actor?!
-awww Saracen’s abandonment issues coming out whiles he in the tub after being sobered up by Eric Taylor. “There’s nothing wrong with you.” 😭 and “your daughter left me for a better guy” - will take that crumb — first mention of Julie out of Saracen’s mouth in a minute
-hey, Landry, my friend: flirting with a girl (Jean) to get her outside then dumping her immediately is kind of a wild bait and switch. But I get it, he’s been in love with Tyra for a long time and Tyra IS right — they had a very fucked up start to their relationship so it makes sense she needed a minute to process her ~feelings~. however I definitely identified closer to a jean in my high school experience L O L (minus the unacceptable white dreads)
-these Julie and Tami driving scenes are painfully accurate, btw. Love them.
-wow the scene of Smash hyping everyone up, the adrenaline/energy of the team cheering with helmets and a classic “clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose” - then the whole team running out onto the field and leaving an empty locker room with just Smash breaking down into tears....#art
-alright y’all I’m gearing up for the last episode of S2! Thanks to @lockitin for reminding me this is the writers’ strike season — I was in eighth grade then and remember being pissedddd about the shortened fourth season of “the office” — so I’m fully prepared for the abruptness to come.
-I love when they parallel showing the white church and the black church
-and Tim going to church just to see Lyla makes me laugh
-ooooof Jason you cannot put on this waitress you had a one night stand with the fact that this could be your only chance to have a baby!!! Omg this poor woman who just pointed out she, too, is NINETEEN.
-wait so is Riggins doing a sports show on a Christian radio station? What?
“I think you’re really hot. Your long hair reminds me of Jesus” -Christian girls being horny for Riggins LOL
-awww Saracen being like “okay Landry you’re gonna impress Tyra right now” before that football play was a cute friendship moment for those two
-aww I love how this Smash storyline is turning out with Coach Deeks whose had his eye on him for six years my heart 😭
-also unclear to me whether Logan Huntzberger the Preacher is a fully grown adult dating a high school senior?? Biggest teen drama pet peeve once again! Stop this!
-Tami is my heroine for just leaving Eric at the restaurant fighting with her ex. “see you at home, honey!”
-I’m sorry, is Jason gonna like actually convince this girl to have a baby with her one night stand at 19??? Oh lol wait THAT ended up being the cliffhanger of the whole season? Fucking hilarious.
well I made it through season 2!!! Super psyched for Season 3, Jay has been hyping me up for it. See y’all next time! (I’ll try to post more for season 3 bc this accidentally got long af.)
#maria watches friday night lights#mine#friday night lights#friday night lights 2x08#friday night lights 2x09#friday night lights 2x10#friday night lights 2x11#friday night lights 2x12#friday night lights 2x13#friday night lights 2x14#friday night lights 2x15
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