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Kinda curious how much crossover there is between fans of Cool Zone Media and Dropout. They've got similar vibes, a lot of former employees of a big 2000's comedic media company (Cracked and CollegeHumor, respectively) that fell apart and the employees just kinda started their own thing that's half company and half friend group. Both exist as companies but go out of their way to prioritize consumer satisfaction over profits. Both are very anticapitalist and left-leaning. Jamie Loftus and Vic Michaelis follow each other on Instagram.
Anyway I think they should do a crossover. Get Brennan on BtB. Get Robert Evans, Prop, and Margaret Killjoy on Game Changer.
#dropout#behind the bastards#cool zone media#game changer#vic michaelis#jamie loftus#bleem#margaret killjoy#jason petty#robert evans
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Jason is just making fun of Phantom over the phone outside of a JL meeting in the watch tower. He keeps calling him out and taking the piss, saying Phantom won’t do shit cause the JL are there.
The entire League are just staring at each other and Batman silently and awkwardly and they hear Red Hood mock someone saying “shove that in your grave, oh wait you didn’t get one” and losing it.
Eventually Red Hood comes back in still crying from laughter under his hood after that 40 minute call. Just as the JL are about to restart they just hear a banging from the space window(?!)
Everyone turns to see a feral looking 14-15 years cussing up a storm so bad even Constantine flinches(how can they hear someone talking when they are in space how are they just there?!?).
Only to hear Red Hood go “Oh Shit” and dead sprint out the room as the teen phases through the window and chases after him saying something about a Creep Bat (Flash asks if he missed another Bat Kid, Batman refuses.)
#Batman is bluescreening trying to figure out if he adopted another child and forgot#also isn’t it usually Jason trying to kill the new Robin/kid not the other way??#Superman mentally gave up as soon as Red Hood entered the Watchtower#at Simone point Constantine realises who the fuck that was ans has a crisis#Captain Marvel is laughing because of course Danny would pull this shit that petty petty bit h#dp x dc fanfic#dp x dc prompt#dc#dp#danny phantom#dcxdp#jason todd#justice league
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To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr
#If you think you're complimenting Percy by saying “Jason wouldn't have done that” no you are not. I love Percy too but cmon now#You are simply deluding yourself by trying to antagonize Jason in your head because of pettiness#He is canonically a sweetheart through and through so go cry abt it with your made up fanon version of him#But don't you dare claim it as canon#Get over the fact that both Percy and jason are good people and loyal lovers#Stop comparing them for fucks sake it's not 2012 anymore#pjo#percy jackson#pjo fandom#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo hoo#jason grace#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez#frank zhang#hazel levesque
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I can't stop laughing at this -- completely unprovoked
#truly no hatred is more petty#and i think that's a beautiful thing#jason todd#tim drake#teen titans#teen titans 2003#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#dcu#gnome talks comics#tim tag#tt03
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Timothy Drake-Wayne and Red Robin don't hold grudges. Someone could try to stab them, and he would still greet them amicably.
Tim, however, absolutely holds grudges. He'll forgive his siblings for betrayal or attempted homicide, but every piece of technology they own is obliterated if they touch his Zesti.
The lines he'll cross are more extreme if he's holding a grudge for someone else.
A person mentioned three years ago that Robin's (Damian's) outfit looks stupid. They still get every single red light when they drive.
That new JL member that implied Batman is too cold-hearted to be a hero? Every embarrassing moment of theirs on patrol (including tripping) is uploaded onto YouTube as failure compilations.
Duke knows it's no coincidence that every jerk he's mentioned to Tim has been aggressively dealt with. He fully utilizes this but allows himself plausible deniability.
Tarantula hasn't been heard from in years. No one knows what exactly happened to her, but rumors indicate she suffered greatly.
A goon that had gotten a lucky hit on Red Hood ended up at the police station 24 hours later with all the bones in their dominant hand broken.
Any person that makes ableist comments about Barbara has their information directly sent to her. She prefers to deal out the retribution. Steph is similar, but she'll sometimes ask Tim to join her.
Cass treats the experience as a siblings bonding trip whenever someone is stupid enough to slight her in front of Tim.
#dc comics#dc universe#dc robin#batman#tim drake#bruce wayne#damian wayne#dc red robin#dick grayson#jason todd#duke thomas#cassandra wayne#barbara gordon#dc red hood#dc nightwing#dc signal#tim is petty#tim may not care about his own survival but he'll be damned if he forgives slights against his family
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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind
Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal, the real Light of Mankind.
It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.
#bruce offended parent and signals biggest fan wayne#hes so petty about it during JL meetings. he shuts down all the lights on the watchtower#Batman we cant see#well thats not a problem cause the light of mankind should be able to light up the room while stating directly at superman who just#looks so resigned#Tim floods the internet with pictures of Duke using his powers and fighting villians all with the hashtag theRealLightOfMankind#Duke is having the time of his light#he poses for Tim and makes rainbows on days it rains and poses like sailor moon#its a fun joke for Duke#its a matter of life or death for the rest of them#Dick has to stop Damian from breaking out the kryptonite not knowing that Jason has already stolen it and is heading for metropolis#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#signal#duke thomas#tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#superman
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Danny is the rightful Ghost King, but since he's not of age he needs a regent who is a) his species, b) his family, and c) an adult. The only adult haftas are Vlad or this Red Hood guy from Gotham that he's never heard of. Since Vlad is not going to happen looks like it's Red Hood, now how to make the guy count as family...
Jason has had a lot of weird shit happen to him over the years but a woman tracking him down as Red Hood to propose a temporary political marriage so he can be regent of a death dimension until her brother is old enough to rule in his own name is a new one for him. Of course he accepted. The only other option was apparently a creepy uncle figure. He's read enough romance to know a forced marriage of a woman to her creepy uncle never ends well. A forced marriage of a woman to a crime lord doesn't usually end much better, but he's ignoring that for now. He's going to woo and romance his spit fire of a wife with respect, spontaneous poetry, his damn good cooking, and by not being a Darcy. And he is going to rock not just this whole regent thing, but also and more importantly the mentoring her brother and his new ward on how to rule this dimension. Competence is always attractive. He runs a tight ship in his crime empire, surely running a dimension can't be that much harder.
He actually already has a plan on how he's going to handle the whole 'The USA declared war on the dimension he's regent of' thing. It's simple really he goes to the next family dinner and causes chaos. The faces everyone will make will be glorious when he drops that he's lord regent of a dimension, the USA is at war with his dimension, and it's such a shame that no one can meet Jason's wife or ward till there is a peace treaty. Then he just needs to sit back and watch the entertainment as his siblings realize he has forever won the position of favorite child by being the first married and first to give Bruce a grandkid. Also you know the chaos of Bruce willing to wage a one man war if necessary so he can meet his grandson. Jason figures it will take at most a month for the government to cave.
And like a cherry on top he's going to get on a medical treatment plan for the pit. Everything is looking great for him.
#submission by sarahlikesbugs-blog#this has been sitting in my inbox forever im so sorry#i was waiting to have something smart to add but guess what burnout is a bitch#anyway king regent Jason and his lovely go getter wife#he really said 'im going to make the most of this and take advantage as i can'#also making Bruce fix things for him? cherry on top#petty jason is so fun#jazz/jason#anger management ship#hardcover ship#jazz x jason#dpxdc
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Dick: Proud member of the “never tried to kill Tim club”
Jason: “kill” is a strong word for it-
Tim: No-no I think it fits.
Jason: It was a squabble, really.
Tim: Twice. First you beat the shit out me in the tower-
Jason: I was going through shit. There’s songs for going through breakups, not waking up from the dead-
Tim: Then you stab me!
Jason: It was a jab-
Tim: you left me bleeding in a weird murder cave-
Dick: You did say you killed him that time-
Jason: For dramatic effect! I’m a theater kid!
#incorrect batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#tim drake#nightwing#red robin#The only time Tim brings up the tower is when he’s being petty#otherwise he generally excepts it was Jason being a dick rather than a murder attempt
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Wally, pissed: B, what the hell. I called you last night for some help and you ignored my calls! I had to ask Rayner's bitch ass to help me, what was so important my calls weren't?
Bruce: you didn't need me, your villains are childs play compared to mine, just needed to stop being lazy and relying on others to help you out.
Wally, eye twitches in my villains ain't child's play: okay, okay, so did you need help with your villains?
Bruce: psh, you wouldn't last a minute in Gotham against mine. I don't need someone I have to carry out of there.
Wally, slams fist on table that scared Clark: bullshit! You let children fight along side you, it can't be that hard.
Bruce: whatever, Allen never had an issue he couldn't solve.
Wally: because he had HAL! you moron!
Bruce: I'm not a mor—
Diana: enough! Settle this like adults or like men.
Wally: fine. I want to be a Gotham villain for a week, if you can defeat me I'll shut my mouth up and never complain about this again.
Bruce, has a file on how to defeat Barry: deal.
Two weeks later
Bruce, on a building with his head in his hands: how is he that good! I have a file on how to neutralize him!
Dick: that's on Barry... You do know speedster are different from one another.
Bruce: they are!? How!?
Dick: Wally can go through walls. Barry can. That's one difference.
Jason: and apparently he can make damn good pipe bombs, can I add him to the outlaws I need a good pipe bomber for the team.
Bruce: this is a nightmare!
Tim: could be worse, at least he's not destroying anything valuable and he's protecting citizens.
Stephanie: and his suit is serving cunt, get the penguin let him see what drip is.
Duke, yelling out: yo Walls! I'd love a hamburger!
Wally, zips in: here ya go bud. *Leaves*
Duke: god, can he stay, he so convenient.
Bruce: No!
Kate: boooo pussy baby man.
Damian: he can blow up stuff but I stab one person I'm ground for six weeks.
Dick: because stabbing the mailman because you think he's an intruder.
Damian: he looked sus! Chat defend me!
Barbara: chat says no stabbing.
Damian: tt.
Bruce, to Dick: how do I stop him! You have a file on him, tell me!
Dick: no, I won't. There's finally a hot redhead villain now, and I'm going to pull a you real quick and flirt with the sexy villain, bye! *Leaves*
Bruce: noooooo, you were my son! Diana gonna laugh at me!
Jason: auntie gonna laugh at you? Shit let me help make this more of a problem for ya.
Bruce: betrayal!!
Cass: betrayal, maybe but it funny.
Wally, on a megaphone: do you YIELD Batman.
Bruce, and his ego: NEVER!
Continue on for two years
#dick grayson#wally west#bruce wayne#jason todd#damian wayne#diana prince#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#kate kane#barbara gordon#batfam#justice league#birdflash#wally should be insane#inspired by me and jay going crazy one night lol#let him be an insane scientist dc#LET HIM#petty wally in the building
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Bruce: Where's Jason?
Y/N, standing directly in the doorway with Jason in clear view: I dunno
Bruce: He's sitting right there.
Y/N: No? That's my boyfriend..Joshua.
Jason, nods in the background:
Bruce: Excuse me? That's not-
Y/N, immediately slamming the door in his face: You're excused! Bye!
#j.p speaks#jason todd x reader#redhood x reader#i just..want reader and bruce to have beef cuz im petty 😔#an i hate that old rich mf--#literally that one give from scott pilgrim of scott jumping out the window 💀
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Bruce sends birthday gifts to all his grandchildren Jason's goons.
Love this. A couple possible scenarios popped into my head and I can’t decide which is funniest:
1) Red Hood guilt trips Batman in public while accompanied by his four goons with the best sad puppy dog eyes. Bruce caves immediately.
2) Bruce does this as a way of making sure everyone knows Red Hood is Batman’s kid. Not Wonder Woman’s. If claiming Red Hood’s goons is what it takes for Jason to acknowledge Bruce as his dad he’ll take it. Gladly.
3) Bruce does this as a way of making sure everyone knows Red Hood is Bruce’s kid. That’s right. Brucie Wayne, Gotham’s favorite himbo, emotionally adopted the infamous Red Hood. (Everyone is too scared to ask about legally.) If Jason won’t acknowledge his relation to Bruce then he’ll have to get creative. Adopting a crime lord is far from the worst thing the press has supposedly caught him doing, and the look on Jim Gordon’s face at the Mayor’s Ball was an added bonus that he will cherish forever.
#is red hood Bruce Wayne’s kid#this is an as of yet unexplored HC for me that I feel has great potential#unleash the#himbo Bruce Wayne#jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#red hood#red hood and his adopted goons#best boss red hood#best grandpa batman#batfam#fueled by pettiness and spite
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i feel like duke would be seen as a mediator a lot for problems but he’s secretly creating some of them cause he’s bored/petty/vengeful
like oh, tim took too long getting into his suit resulting in condiment king spraying duke with ketchup, so suddenly his laptop was plucked of its stickers, he of course assumes it was jason or stephanie
or when dick knowingly came over when he knew he was sick, resulting in duke missing out on a field trip due to a 24 hour cold, so suddenly the patrol schedule never got to dick on time, making him think bruce was being prickly again, forcing him over to the manor more
one day when he’s bored he places clues and riddles all around the mansion all leading to either dead ends or starts to other riddles, just to see what they would do
i need more petty duke LMFAO
#duke thomas#dc headcanon#characterization#signal#dc signal#dc comics#batman#dc#batfamily#petty duke thomas#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#batbros#dc robin#bruce wayne#stephanie brown
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So, reveal gone right. Maddie and Jack are nothing but supportive of Danny. Of course they feel guilty, for their bigotry, attacking their son, never even noticing the accident. It's Jasmine that proposes a family bonding activity, to spend time together and work through the years of issues that they can only now address.
The activity in question? Family Road Trip & Field Study! That's right; what better way for a family of scientists to bond than correcting literal decades of bad science? Which is how the Fenton family, alongside Sam and Tucker at Danny's request, wound up in Gotham, hoping to interview one of the strongest Genii Loccorum in America.
Of course, there's more than a few ectoplasmic encounters waiting for them in Gotham. Everything from an angry Revenant, to a baby liminal that Danny just knows is related to the guy who's been bathing in dirty ecto for like centuries, to a horde of restless spirits following some clown like a permanent thunderstorm.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#danny phantom#the fenton parents acknowledge their screw ups#and they are trying to set things right#lady gotham is a genius loci#like petty much by definition#jason todd is a revenant#why are sam and tuck there?#maybe its everlasting trio#maybe they just want to spend time with Danny away from Amity#maybe they're looking st colleges over summer break#if Sam's parents ask it's that last one
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okay but we know how ’brutal’ the ocean is considered right? when jason saved percy underwater, percy was understandably filled with shame and told him not to tell anyone about it, and we know that jason dies in the sea. what if it was the ocean's way of spiting jason for hurting percy's ego?
jason meant well by saving him, but the ocean is fiercely loyal to percy who's basically the prince of the sea, and jason had unintentionally made a grave mistake by exerting prowess and control over his father's rival's domain, because he got pay back by facing his demise in the same domain.
#this is so wild to think about. imagine the guilty percy would've felt if he ever found out.#but this expresses the ocean's brutality very well#jason faced karma for 'hurting' percy's ego in a sort of outwardly power from the actual domains which is so petty#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#jason grace#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa#the trials of apollo#trials of apollo#pjo toa#hoo toa#toa#the burning maze
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medical resident Jason saying he can't make it to dinner bc he has to make sure a guy doesn't go into anaphylactic shock and Bruce immediately assumes he gutted someone in a back alley
#jason todd#dc comics#red hood#bruce wayne#batfam#jason making sure he's the first in the family to get a doctorate since grandpa#bc he's petty like that
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