#jasmine arc is jaune's mom

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault - AU"

Oz's Hazardous Encounter (1/1) (1100 words)

(Tumblr exclusive "Remake" of Oops My Bad posted on AO3)

Ozpin felt a disturbance, an aura of intense anger approaching his location. Swallowing nervously, he tidied his desk, and made himself presentable. Clasping his hands on his desk before him, he waited with bated breath. As if signalling his impending doom, the elevator dinged in a very sombre tone, before the doors slid open, revealing the source.

"Glynda, what brings..."

"Can it. I know you did something last night, not you're going to fix it!"

"What?" Ozpin squeaked before schooling his voice and regaining his normal tone, "What could you mean? I'm at a loss to what you are referring to."

"Ozpin. Do. Not. Make. Me. Call. Jasmine. Arc."

"Why, would you do that?" Ozpin's face paled.

"Because, you did something last night, and it has directly effected a member of my family... and her son." Glynda said coldly.

"I still have no inkling to what you are referring to."

"Really?"

"I'm serious. I don't know what you are talking about."

"My mistake." Glynda pulled her tablet from under her arm and appeared to take a moment to find something on it, before tossing it on Ozpin's desk. An image of an overly cute blond haired fox faunus woman filling the screen. "Explain. Now."

"Um..." Ozpin was at a loss for words. He had no clue what Glynda was asking of him. So he just went with being stupid. "She's cute?"

"She is my niece..."

"Oh, I didn't know one of your family married a..."

"No you misunderstand. She is my niece... who used to be my nephew... Jaune Arc."

Ozpin's face paled. Now he understood the veiled threat about calling Jasmine Arc, and why Glynda Goodiwtch was on the warpath. He had faced a similar type of anger right after initiation when Glynda took him to task about "Flinging her precious darling nephew off a cliff." It wasn't his fault that Glynda had been sick the day of the initiation planning meeting.

"He... er... she is a real heartbreaker, maybe instead of being mad at me... you should, I don't know, be chasing off the guys that are going to swarm her?"

"Jaune is attracted to girls."

"Not judging, but my comment stands. You know how hormonal teenagers can be..."

"Oh, I do, and I also know how geriatric immortals with too much time on their hands like to play around with us... mortals."

"I do no, such thing!"

"I have to tell you Ozpin, there is an idea rolling about in my head, and I am really tempted to follow through with it..." Glynda gave Ozpin a cold smile. "So before I give in, please help me."

"Help you do what?"

"Find an explanation why my darling, precious nephew is now female and a fox faunus." Glynda growled, "Do you have any thoughts on that matter?"

"Well," Ozpin paused, picking the words that would be least likely to cause Glynda to snap. "What do we know, about the situation."

"It happened last night. Jaune went to sleep as a boy. Felt sick, and then woke up in the bathroom as a girl, this morning."

"That's not much to work with."

"Humour me, and give me your thoughts on a potential cause as to why my darling nephew is now my adorable niece. I would LOVE to hear them."

"Well..." Ozpin paused as he racked his brain to come up with something. "Delayed side effect from a Dust experiment gone wrong?"

"Dust doesn't work that way, so Ozpin, should we see IF you can reach Mount Glenn?"

“I don't think...” Ozpin in his mind could see Glynda trying. He doubted he'd reach Mount Glen, as much as he doubted that his landing strategy would handle the crash landing he would end up having to endure.

"That's right, you're not thinking... so try again."

"Strange glowing meteor?"

“Really?”

“Rare flower pollen?”

“Doubtful.”

“Mutant grimm?”

“Seriously?”

“His semblance?”

“Jaune never unlocked his... her semblance, yet.”

“Maybe he... she has?”

“Doubtful.” Glynda's eyes narrowed. “I noticed you missed a possibility, that would actually be reality knowing what I know about you.”

“Nope, can't think of anything else. Sorry.”

“Magic.”

“Now, now Glynda why would you assume this is magic?”

“Because there is NO other reasonable explanation for it to happen. So. What. Did. You. Do?”

“Why do you feel this is my doing?” Ozpin shifted nervously in his seat. He knew without a doubt he had caused this chaos, but he'd be damned to admit it.; considering who he unintentionally targeted.

“Unless SHE has suddenly decided to change her tactics, and happened to be having a joy walk on Beacon grounds... there is ONLY you as the other suspect.”

“I'm hurt...”

“Not yet, you're not.” Glynda growled.

“I'm serious. I have no idea how this happened.” Ozpin lied through his teeth. He knew exactly how it happened, just not why he did it. Wrong, he did know. He wanted to have some fun and blow off some steam... he just hadn't specifically to target the young Arc heir. He just happened to be a target of opportunity.

“Ozpin...” Glynda reached out, still leaning over his desk, and grabbed him by his collar with her right hand. She yanked him forward until he was nose to nose with her. “You did this. You WILL fix it. Understood?”

“I still...”

“You WILL fix this, or...”

“Or?”

“Beacon will suddenly develop a Space Program.” Glynda glared, her green eyes borrowing right into him, “How would you like to be the first person on Remnant to set foot on the moon?”

“Interesting possibility, but I still have no idea what happened to Mr... Ms Arc.” Ozpin again lied, but he had the distinct feeling it wasn't working with Glynda.

“You DID this.” Yep he was right, Glynda wasn't buying it. “You WILL fix it. Understood?”

“And... if I can't?”

“You'll find out if the moon is actually made of cheese.”

“We both know that...”

“Ozpin.” Glynda cut him off.

“Yes?” Ozpin was unable to suppress the waver in his voice.

“FIX. IT.”

“I can try.” he whimpered as Glynda's grip tightened on his collar making it slightly harder to breath.

“There is NO try. There is do or do not.” Glynda spoke in way too calm of a tone. “And if it is do not... you're going to learn to fly.”

“I'll see what I can do.” Ozpin muttered, knowing he was defeated and resistance was futile. Though he refused to openly admit that he was catalyst for this incident.

“You will do more than see. Understand?”

“Perfectly.” Ozpin replied with a whimper.

[madmanwonder]

Prompt: if they had kids

Jaune x Shantae (1/2 genie hero)

Name: Jasmine Arc, the Quarter Genie

Gender: Female

General Appearance: Look like her aunt, Saphron but with purple hair and olive-tan skin. She has thin yet broad-shouldered and athletic and curvy form. Her hair is style like her mom

Personality: Friendly, Cheerful, Flirty, Optimistic, Heroic

Special Talents: Belly Dancing, Singinng

Who they like better: Father

Who they take after more: Mom

Personal Head canon: Like her mother, she has inherited several of mom abilites and limited ability to grant wishes.

Face Claim: N/A

[makiruz]

Okay here’s an idea:

A while back I found a Danny Phantom/RWBY crossover where Danny somehow ends up in Remnant and Jaune is his son. Now the actual story is not very good because the author is probably like 13, but I loved the idea; I mean Jaune wanting to be a hero to follow his father’s footsteps but not because of his secret superpowers, I dunno it got me.

Except I started overthinking it, and kinda realize that actually Jaune being his canon self but having a mysterious origin is more interesting to me, and eventually discarded Jaune being Danny’s son and had a better idea! Jaune is Jazz’s son.

So this is the idea I have now:

Jazz Fenton falls into a portal or something and lands on Remnant; she tries to find a way back home, but after a few years she accepts she might never returns to Earth and settles down with her kinda-boyfriend a scientist named Arc, the 2 were working together and fell in love, they still try though. Anyway, Jazz and Arc get married and have 8 children; Jazz mostly keeps her origins secret (her full name “Jasmine” fits the color rule, so it’s not even suspicious!) but her kids know, in fact they grew up with their mother’s stories of hunting ghosts and of their uncle Danny who is half-ghost!

I think we all know where this is going; eventually people from Earth create a permanent portal to Remnant and exchange and politics happen, you know stuff, and one of the people involved happen to be one Daniel Fenton, and the portal happens to open to Beacon Academy where one Jaune Arc is studying. So yeah, Danny meets Jaune and the two get along not knowing they’re related; Danny thinks Jaune is a great kid (and kinda reminds him of someone, but can’t place him) and Jaune thinks Danny is super cool.

There’s multiple ways Danny can find out where his missing sister went, like for example her showing up; but the one I want is that Jaune realizes who Danny is and tells him. It’s like this, eventually Danny is forced to transform and fight (he still has a secret identity because fuck season 3) and Remnanties are like “What the fuck?” and Earthlings are like “Yeah that’s Phantom, he’s a real life superhero!” and Ruby is geeking out so hard; but Jaune is different, Jaune knows what’s up and it’s in awe, he knows who Phantom really is and cannot believe it! So after danger passes Jaune goes to Danny in private and he’s like “You’re Phantom” Danny denies it badly, but Jaune is like “No, no you don’t understand! You’re Uncle Danny!” Danny is like “what?” and Jaune is like “My mom is Dr Jasmine Arc she’s from Earth and was stranded here 30 years ago. She told me all about her adventures fighting ghosts and her superhero brother, and that’s you! Which means you’re my uncle!” Danny is like “holy crap, Jazz is here?”

So Jaune sends his mom a message and next day, Jazz is here and reunites with her brother after decades of separation; it’s very emotional. Also all her daughters show up eventually and Danny’s like “how many kids do you have?” and everyone else is like “Jaune, how many sisters do you have?” (also they totally tease him, being the baby and all); and of course the daughters are also in awe of Danny and most definitively want to see his powers.

Now, this is Vol1-3, has Adrian being born yet? I mean, Saphron comes with Terra in tow, obviously, but do they have Adrian yet? It’d be cute if Danny finds his sister after so many years and she’s a grandma!

Also Danny should probably have kids no? I’m not so sure on what happened on Earth during the years Jazz was stuck on Remnant

[jcmorrigan]

001 - Kingdom Hearts

Favorite character: On the villain side: VEXEN IS BEST ORGANIZATION XIII MEMBER. Shoulda stayed evil, though. I like it when he complains and screams about everything and hates everyone. He's one of my favorite villains, just, like...in general. So fun to write. Also attached to Demyx, but I actually liked him more in III than II because it reminded me of my rawr lolspeek weeb days when I f/o'd him without knowing what f/o'ing was and then transitioned this to shipping VexDem like heck. On the hero side: MY GIRL KAIRI! But honorable mentions go to Sora, Riku, Aqua, Ven, Terra, Xion, Roxas, Lea, Ienzo, any Disney character I loved beforehand (this is way too fuckin many to list), Merlin (OKAY I WILL SINGLE HIM OUT), Yen Sid (I'LL SINGLE HIM OUT TOO), you know what let's also single out the Mickey+Donald+Goofy power trio...just...any KH hero who isn't part of the Yozora stuff or the KHUX stuff. ...Except I also LOVE Strelitzia, and she is the only KHUX-exclusive kiddo I care about but I care about her MANY. (Oh, and there's a least fave I have who's a "hero" but that's a debatable label). I would go on about why I love all of them but...that's too many characters to elaborate on

Least Favorite character: See, I think the real answer is Yozora, but the thing is I just tend to forget about him or not care (unless I'm doing a weird AU where he's Noctis' bratty Nobody, don't ask). He kinda represents the Shark Jump and I don't like watching that scene where he literally petrifies Sora for not being strong enough. But again, I can just kinda forget about him if he's not fed to me through a social-media unit. The one I LOVE TO HATE is Master Eraqus. The man actually triggered me back in the day. He is purity culture. He is the overbearing parent who will not accept you unless you are perfect. He is by and large the reason VAT didn't communicate with each other properly. He was the one who taught Aqua to think in absolutes. He lied to Ventus for years and then insisted to kill him was the only option, and then, when Terra tried to defend his brother figure/friend without knowing WHY Eraqus was doing such a thing, Eraqus didn't offer an explanation and instead switched targets to Terra citing that the problem was Terra's lack of OBEDIENCE. Eraqus is just very "my way or the highway" and uses his moral high horse to justify doing things that utterly lack compassion in any regard, which is something that GETS to me on a deep level, and let me tell you, I hated him for so long until I realized he was actually a super fuckin fun guy to imagine as a Bigger Bad in AUs that either have the KH protags teaming up or have villain protags needing a "greater good lawful evil" figure. And I just have found too many good memes about him cheating at chess and killing children. I have to laugh. Making fun of him is fun. He's a ridiculous character. That said, this recent trend of "erase everything bad he ever did and paint him as the ultimate hero of the saga" makes me raise eyebrows for SEVERAL reasons

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): VexDem, SoRiku, Kairi x Jaune Arc (RWBY), Aqua x Rosalina (Super Mario Galaxy) x Bayonetta, IsaLea, Ventus x Papyrus (Undertale), that was six but they all needed to be mentioned

Character I find most attractive: Ienzo. HOO BABY he is adorable. I saw someone make a Valentine's Day gifset of KH and FF characters shortly after III dropped and seeing his smiling face paired with a romance quote made my heart FLUTTER

Character I would marry: Probably Ienzo, see above. He's also a very kind guy. Favorite redemption in the modern era.

Character I would be best friends with: I hope the Destiny Trio would adopt me into their friend circle the way they've tended to do with every other inter-world denizen they've come across. I would love to have them as my positivity squad. Or, y'know, two positivities and one "it's okay to screw up" guy. Just. I would love to hang out with them. I often worry that I'm unlikable to my faves, but even though I would usually prefer to hang with the villains, I can pretty much guarantee these three would be open-minded about me. (Do I kiiiiinda wanna be friends with Vexen though? Of course I do. He'd hate me but maaaayyyyybe he would see me as one of his pet idiots who makes him look smarter, and we could bond over our fragile egos?)

a random thought: You ever think about that one NPC lady in Traverse Town who refused to tell you where she was from because it was none of her business? You ever wonder where she WAS from? What her world was like? How she ended up being the survivor of the Ansem Apocalypse when it hit her? All I know is that when I read her lines out loud (I used to read KH speech balloons out loud all the time), I gave her a Southern accent for no discernible reason and I stand by it. That woman has a twang.

An unpopular opinion: I don't want KHUX to be canon because I feel it's smaller-scale and takes a lot of mystery out of the worldbuilding. I always assume that the KHverse just includes ALL worlds in fiction, and that includes their thousand-year histories, meaning the Age of Fairy Tales should've happened long long long LONG LONG LONG ago and not five generations. And whatever screwed up the world should've been more than just five people having a fight, and whatever saved it should've been more than just five people getting along, and Daybreak Town really suffers from having to stick to mobile-friendly graphics and therefore is the least aesthetically attractive KH town ever, and I don't like that Lauriam and Elrena used to be such selfless people. I do still love Strelitzia because she's shy and relatable and quirky (sitting on the roof) and she questions authority and if you go with shipping subtext she's probably bi (or pan?), but I don't like the "Lauriam's dead sister for his arc's drama" bit. I liked when Marluxia was angry because he wanted to run Organization XIII but it was in the hands of an idiot who wasn't him. And more than anything I just like imagining that the Age of Fairy Tales was something bigger, further in the past, and more mysterious than something designed for a mobile game. Scala ad Caelum, however, I like a lot better because there IS a lot of mystery there and also it's a very pretty town with an amazing design.

my canon OTP: I really only count the Disney couples as the "canon" ones, so this is a question of picking my favorite Disney couple that shows up onscreen. I hope I'm not forgetting an important one, but I think the title has to go to Aladdin/Jasmine, which is always perfect in everything. (This would be an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STORY if KH had ever adapted Treasure Planet, and if it ever gets the mind to adapt Treasure Planet then even if I don't care about that game I will immediately declare that Amelia/Doppler takes the KH canon OTP crown. *taps watch* Get on it Squenix)

Non-canon OTP: SoRiku, which I counted as "basically canon" after DDD until III decided it wasn't sure. But I'm just a sucker for how DDD is the two of them all "HE'S GOT MY BACK AND I'VE GOT HIS AND I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HIM SO LONG AS HE'S HAPPY." It's just the best kind of Friends-to-Lovers, except when you take all canon into account it's Friends-to-Rivals-to-Enemies-to-Friends-to-Lovers and that's a very juicy dynamic. BUT ALSO: VexDem, which is a nostalgia ship SO STRONG I had to accept that it eclipsed my former Vexen ships by a mile and I wanted to go back to my roots. That one, I have a much longer essay about that I'll just have you refer to so I don't repeat myself for pages. To make a long story short, their scene in III was JUST DELICIOUS.

most badass character: OOF THEY'RE ALL BADASS but in the end it's between Sora and Aqua, because Sora gets the widest RANGE of abilities across the series that he masters while Aqua gets the most POWERFUL abilities due to her Mastery (Command Styles seem like they'd be the most OP things ever in-universe and I'm here for it because flashy battle moves make brain go brr).

pairing I am not a fan of: SOKAI, Xehaqus, RikuNami, Vanitas/anyone not evil

character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): OH BOY. KAIRI THE MOST. YOU ALL KNOW WHY: lack of screen time, Fridging for drama, forced romance to invite death flags (they really wanted to milk that death to get people talking didn't they?), giving Alyson Stoner ZERO direction to actually follow up on Hayden Panettiere's performance. But then I remember that they made Vexen redeem and lose his entire personality and I just...uuugghhhh. I can't believe he died twice in this series. And then Demyx is FUN but also I know he's flipped sides as well, which means he won't be fun much longer! Xehanort seems to switch motivations to whatever makes him the biggest threat (and several of Eraqus' old flaws seem to be mysteriously glued onto him), Sora isn't a motormouth anymore, Riku just doesn't get anyone who cares about him anymore because everyone's distracted by Sora and Kairi, IS ANYBODY GOING TO ADDRESS THE ACTUAL ISSUES THAT DROVE THE WAYFINDER TRIO APART, oh God Marluxia and Larxene you're good guys now what have they done to you

favourite friendship: I really like each of the trios. But you know what's even BETTER than the trios? If you put...all of the trios together...meaning Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Aqua, Terra, Ven, Roxas, Xion, Lea, Hayner, Pence, Olette...and then you added Isa back in there...and you gave them Ienzo...and you brought back Naminé...and you say that Subject X is Strelitzia and you have her turn back up so she can have justice done...AND YOU HAVE AN ULTRA KEYBLADE GROUP OF FRIENDS. As for Vexen, any purely platonic relationship I have for him is a crossover but trust me I have many crossover pals for he

character I want to adopt or be adopted by: See everyone I listed above in the friendship question. They can either mentor me or let me be their big sis/mom. But also, I will GLADLY be Merlin or Yen Sid's daughter. (But also would I kiiiiinda wanna be a VexDem daughter? This is the worst idea. Still wanna try)

[heliosthegriffin]

Gamer AU Clip II

“J-Ja-Jaune?” Hearing my sisters voice tremble, it hurt, it hurt so bad. Taking a bullet had hurt less. The fact I was the cause of her distress burned my soul.

“How, how, how, how, could you do that?” Her voice so weak like her throat refused to cooperate with her brain, like she couldn’t understand what she was seeing. She shouldn’t have to see me doing what I do to keep our shrinking family together, but she did... and there was no backing down from what I had done.

“Sarah, I need you do something for me,” My voice came out calm, I didn’t think I was capable of speaking so, so, what’s a good word for it?

Lifeless.

Like my throat was being puppeteered by some unseen force.

But, that unseen force was also me. I was a puppet to my own desires. My master was my own crippling need for love, love and family.

She flinched, it was unsurprising but it drove that stake of burning pain so much deeper.

“Take one deep breath, hold it for five second and then let it out over another. Would you please do this for me?”

She froze briefly, her eyes darting around for escape, I could see her chest rapidly contracting. She wasn’t listening.

The look in her eyes told me all I needed to know.

She thought I was a monster now... She know’s I am a monster.

She’s right.

A part of my heart disappeared, and my mind acted before my heart did.

“Sarah,” My voice was being puppeteered again, It was so cold, and hard to my own ears, it shouldn’t sound like that. It scared me. “Take a deep breath or you’ll fall down like Mr. Ermine did.”

“B-bu, but you killed him!”

I shook my head with a mournful frown.

“No! He fell down, he was coming at me! And then he tripped, honest!” My mind puppeteering my face, the slightest tears began to form at my eyes. “I didn’t mean to have the knife out, honest! You gotta believe me, sis, please!” It was all an act by the that dark little voice in my head, I could take back the wheel at anytime... But, I wasn’t the one who could lie to my family.

“But Mr. Ermine, he just wanted to help us, why would he try to act you.”

The dark voice in my head could only smile in glee, he had hooks in her mind. “He, he,” It made me tear up even more so to sell the story. “He knew about mom and dad, he wanted something to keep silent...” My sister didn’t seem like she could believe me, not with the blood on my hands.

Good, it made the part of me not behind the wheel smile that my sister could see through my facade. The dark voice only smiled deeper though, it spoke to me, told me the story had only just begun.

“Sniff, sniff,” It made me fake holding back tears, “He wanted to hurt you, and, and I wanted him to leave us alone!” I screamed out, it’s fine I want to be heard, we’re alone at home anyway.

“He said, ‘I always wanted to have my own blonde dolls, to play, and dress up.’ unngh,” I fell to my knees, letting tears fall from my eyes. “I told him to leave us alone, and he came over to grab me.” I looked Sarah in the eyes, I could see her tears beginning to spill. “His hands, they, they hurt so much Sarah, why would bring him here!” I covered my head with head arms, and the breakdown came.

My eyes stung with burning tears. Not a damn one real.

“Stop, stop, please just stop, Jaune, I’m sorry Jaune, I’m so sorry.” I felt my sisters arm around me and pull me into a warm hug. And I let myself breakdown in her arms.

A breath of relief came through the tears, and eventually the tears stopped.

Relief that my story sold and stuck. That I had lied and gaslit my sister. I wanted to puke from shame.

I took back control and put that little voice back in the passenger seat in case I needed him.

I squeezed my sister tight now that she couldn’t go anywhere. Tighter, and tigher, she squirmed, I put my face beneath her ear and whispered so sadly. “I’m sorry Sarah,”

“What?”

Reach up and grabbed her face, looking her in those beautiful green eyes of hers.

I leaned back and whipped my head forward.

SNAP

Her nose broke, bleeding freely.

She was out cold, likely with a concussion.

I took Ermine’s dead hand and made a fist from it, rigor mortis hadn’t set in yet.

I got to work making it look like an attack, from a teacher who went crazy from obsession.

A smile came to my face. Which he was, he had wanted to break up my little family, take Sarah from me and make her his perfect little wife.

If it wouldn’t have contaminated the scene I would have broken his body into little bits. My strength was more than high enough.

The bastard.

My family needs me. Poor little Jasmine wasn’t even potty trained yet, and that bastard say’s she need real parents, not some brat playing pretend.

Well, where are my damned parents when I need them!

Fuck ‘em I say.

Jasmine my baby sister, and for all-intents and purposes now, my daughter.

Mary sweet little Mary, I will protect you to the end.

Sarah my genius little sister. I will make sure to solve the problems you can’t

Blaze my amazing, huntress in training older sister. I’ll support you when you can’t support yourself.

Saphron my hopeless lesbian of a sister. Terra loves you, I made sure of it.

Gerbera... Maybe one day I’ll forgive you.

Gris, who I knew in my heart was still alive out there in the Grimmlands, was the most amazing women in the world. She’d come back to us one day.

If anyone thinks that they can try to put them in any sort of home away from me...

I will never be alone, never!

I took a deep breath, and reviewed my plan, then put it into action.

Staging the scene of the crime.

It hurt breaking my arm, and giving myself so many bruises.

That pain didn’t compare to the pain from having to hurt poor Sarah.

But, it was necessary.

Once it was all done, I made sure to crawl across the floor to where I flung my scroll.

I let the passenger take the wheel, as I called the police.

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Jaune Arc

Age: 13

Gender: Male

Stats

Strength: 30 Speed: 40

- Toughness: 3 Grace: 4

Wits: 25 Wisdom: 34

-Calculation: 2 Mental Fortress: 3

Personality: 43 Perception: 51

-Attraction Value: 4 - Sensory Value: 5

Anima: 223

Aura Level: 2230

AN: This is pretty fucked up, but this Jaune has psychosis. That said, when I meant Jaune will do anything for his family, anything even if it hurts them. Now, I’m going to take a cold shower as a punishment for writing this.

I’ll upload something more uplifting in a bit.

[bleached-d-soul]

Team ALAB: Home Sweet Home

Part 2 of Team ALAB commissions for @the-hapless-ace

When Jaune ran away from home to enroll in Beacon, his greatest fear was failing.

Now that he managed to get in the academy, fjoin a team of badass guys and even learn how to fight from them, he thought that there were few things he would be terrified of. Bullies couldn't hurt him. His grades were more or less decent. And he even managed to kill a Grimm or two by himself now! He was living the life without fear!

Until the holidays came, that is.

Winter Solaris used to be his favorite time of the year when he was a kid. You gather up with your friends and family, eat a feast of delicious food and basically relax for the entire period of the festivities. Even the Huntsmen Academies allowed their students to take a short break and go home to their families.

It was his time to go home.

Oh Gods, home...

"My parents are going to kill me."

"Kill them first then."

"You are not helping, Mercury!"

The former assassin showed no sympathy for him as he simply flipped through the comic. Then again, considering how complicated and homicidal his relationships were, Jaune couldn't blame him. But right now it wasn't Mercury Jaune was losing head about. It was his own life. His sisters would be mad. His dad would be furious. And mom... Oh Gods, mom wouldn't be mad.

She would be just disappointed.

"You know you could always stay here in Vale, right?" Ren said as he got tired of watching Jaune pace around the room. "Many students do that."

"Really?!" He was saved, wohoo! Now that he found some peace, he had a few questions. "Why are they staying though?"

"Some don't want to. Most cannot," Ren replied simply. "The latter don't have a home to go back to, that's all."

Jaune looked at his teammates. The son of the assassin who was running away from life of abuse and pain. The former terrorist exiled from his only home. And the boy who lost everyone to a Grimm. Fuck, he was feeling like such an asshole.

"You are coming with me."

All three looked up at him, confused and lost.

"Uh, Jaune? I don't think you-"

"Nope, you are coming with me, Ren. All of you are."

"Hey leader, weren't you trying to stay away from your family?" Mercury rolled his eyes. Seriously, Jaune was an okay guy but he seemed to not have much for attention span. "If this is about us killing each other without you, don't worry. Hornhead over here will be too busy stalking his ex."

"I swear to God, Black, another joke like that and I will-"

"Nope, all of you are coming with me for holidays!" Damn his cowardice! He was going to make sure the guys didn't spend the Winter Solaris alone eating some cafeteria food! "I am not taking no for an answer."

Now, all he needed to do was convince his parents to let them stay over and-

BOOM!

Something blew up in the halls.

"Where is he?!" the loud and terrifyingly familiar voice boomed through the corridors, mitigated only by even louder cries for help by the fleeing students. "Where is Jaune Arc?!"

Oh Gods, they came for him.

"He is over there! Please, don't stomp on my ballsa-AAAAAAAH!"

With a sickening crunch and then deadly silence, the four sat watching the door in suspense.

They could hear every step made towards their room but none dared to move.

They were too terrfified to move.

The blade of an axe ripped through their door, tearing the thing into bits and pieces. And now before the young men of the team ALAB stood none other than Jasmine Arc. The former Huntress. Now the mother of eight.

"Hi sweetie!" her voice dripped with warmth and love. And anger. Gods, so much anger and bloodlust even Adam found himself uncomfortable. "I decided to drop by. See how you are doing..."

Jaune gulped as he found mom's eyes staring hollowly into his.

"... and make sure you come back home for holidays!"

Before any of them could do or say anything, the young men were on the Bullhead flying back to Everwoods, the home to the Arc family.

ALAB

Adam didn't remember much of his parents.

His earliest memory was that of a dirty cell full of the other faunus children like him. Little more than cattle in the eyes of their oppressors, the kids were sent down to mine more Dust for the Schnees, as if they were not rich and fat enough. If you slacked off, you didn't get dinner. If you didn't meet your quota, you didn't get to leave the mines until you did. And if you fought back, talked back or even looked like you were thinking something other than 'Yes, sir', you got a beating. Do any of those enough times and you disappeared.

In those conditions, it was the oldest like him that had to be the parent. The mother who could comfort the smallest and weakest. The father who would give up his own stale bread and water so that others didn't starve.

Then he joined the White Fang and his fight was no longer about keeping the kids in cells fed and protected. Now he was taking them out of those cages. No matter where they went, the kids they saved from the labor camps were always the same: starving, scared and silent.

He never had a place to call home. His hoke was whichever base White Fang was situated in. The sands of Vacuo or harsh snow valleys of Atlas, none of it mattered as long as he could set another Faunus free. He never understood people who held any warmth for something as small and frail as a house.

"Waaaaaaah!"

"Shhh, Adrian, mommy is here!"

"Hey, Rouge, where did you put my book?"

"I didn't touch anything!"

"Mooom, I think the pie is burning!"

Which is why he was still unsure what he was feeling in this place. The Arc house was quite big and nice, though hardly large enough for the family of nine. It was somewhat old too. Yet none of the family seemed to mind.

There was laughter. There were jokes. Nothing so out of the ordinary and yet... Yet there was something that Adam still couldn't put his finger on. Was it the smell of all homemade food? Perhaps it was due to his increased senses that he-

"Ren, I have a problem."

"What is it?"

"There is a small child clinging to my leg." Adam pointed at the toddler who looked at him, eyes bright with some weird awe. "I think he might see me as as a threat."

"CA!"

"What is he saying?" Adam whispered as he picked the little one up. He seemed not to mind his mask, which was good enough. He would hate to remove it and get unnecessary questions asked.

"CA!"

What did that mean?

"Uh, I think he likes your horns?" Ren guessed as Adrian touched said protrusions. Did he really? Well, it was certainly a surprise. Back when he was a kid, the wardens used to push him around using his horns as one of the main targets for their verbal abuse. Why, they even called him a cow-

"MOOOOO!"

...

"Adam, are you okay? You are, uh, shaking..."

...

"Maybe I should take Adrien back to Saphron."

...

Mooo? Fucking Mooo?

"I AM NOT A DAMN COW FAUNUS!"

The room erupted in laughter. But not the kind Adam used to hear. There was no mockery or spite. Or fear and disgust. They weren't even laughing at him as much as his reaction. And somehow... Somehow he couldn't help but laugh too. Not like the brat and the sisters. Like he always did, quiet and reserved.

But a laugh nonetheless.

Adam never celebrated any holidays. Had no time. Had no desire. Why celebrate the moments of peace when his kind was still at war?

But maybe... Maybe these things weren't so bad, after all.

ALAB

Well, Adam was pissed. Which counted as good in Mercury's book.

Also, he was training with Jaune's dad, Alder. Which was pretty badass.

"You are good for your age, old man," Mercury smirked. "Too bad I am better."

"Are you sure?" and just like that, Mercury fell onto the ground, suddenly winded. What the hell? "My Semblance is called Drain. Within a certain range, it makes all the people I see slowly use up more of their stamina and Aura. Honestly, I am surprised you lasted this long. You have really good control over your body. Not something you see in a lot of young huntsmen."

Well, he wasn't the most huntsmen, was he now?

"Let's just say I didn't have a choice on that."

He didn't have the Semblance. He used to but now it was stolen, gone along with the asshole that took it from him. A part of him told him that he was crying over nothing. Without his Semblance, he was pushed to become the most vicious and efficient fighter he could be. His speed and strength were the fruits of his own work.

And hey, it was a small price to pay for his bastard dad's death.

"I am really glad my son met you guys."

Huh? "It was mostly an accident," Literally, in fact. "That crazy headmaster launched us all into the forest with a freaking catapult."

Seriously, he could have them jump off the Bullhead or something. But nooo, somehow that old psycho decided that launching them off like some paper planes was a better use of Beacon money.

"Still, I doubt Jaune would make it without you and the rest of the team," Alder said as he took a sip of his beer. Mercury wasn't quite sure why but he took a step back. No, forget that. He knew exactly why he put some distance between the two. And he hated himself for it. Hated how much power his old man had over him even now that he was dead. "You know, you are strong, Mercury."

He knew that. He had to be.

"Thanks, I guess."

"And you don't have to be a huntsman to prove it."

At that, Mercury looked at the man confused. What was that supposed to mean?

"I don't know what it is that happened to you in the past, not my place or right to pry. But I can tell from our little spar that you hate this strength you have. I can tell that you are not fighting because you decided to."

The man looked him dead in the eyes.

"You fight because you think this is the only thing you are good for."

Mercury sat silent, refusing to meet the man's eyes. What else was he good for? Dad never taught him anything beyond the simplest basics. How to write, read and count and that's it. The rest of the time was spent beating the fighting techniques into his skull. It's not like he could become an accountant or something now. At least being a huntsman would let him get his own money for whatever he wanted.

"I became a huntsman for much the same reason."

Huh?

"I thought you were some kind of town hero," Mercury could still remember all the annoying rumblings of how his dad joined Beacon to protect his home after graduating. "The whole White Knight routine and all that."

"That's only half the truth, unfortunately. Didn't want my kids to know I used to be a violent and unpleasant thug," the man chuckled. "I joined Beacon because I wanted a simple life. Be strong enough to slay a Grimm or two in some major cities. Collect enough money and live the life you want. I wanted to get out of this place so much back then. Leave and never look back."

"Let me guess," Mercury rolled his eyes. "Then you found love and decided to clean up your act?"

"No, my entire team almost died on a mission because of me."

Okay... Shit.

"I was young and reckless. But more importantly, I had nothing to lose back then. An orphan without any actual friends, all I cared about was me and what I wanted," Ardel recounted with the small sad smile. "My teammates were different. Each and one of them had something to return to. A home. A family. A lover. Something that made them so desperate to survive that they beat the impossible odds and even saved my sorry ass."

Did he have something like that though? He had no idea where his mom went. Or if he wanted to meet the woman who left him with that monster. He had no special love for his home village either. In the end, Mercury realized that he had nothing to come back to. Nobody waiting on him.

"You are young though. And I can tell you four are good for each other. Whatever comes your way, you don't have to face it alone," Alder said as he stood up and picked up his sword. "Now then, ready for another spar?"

Mercury smirked.

"I could use some more exercise."

ALAB

"Guys, dinner is ready!"

With a loud miriad of steps, the relatively big kitchen in the house of Arcs soon had no space left. The table was breaking apart under the weight of all the food, the orchestra of mouth-watering smells teasing the hungry stomachs with the promise of delectable end of the day.

But not before the man of the house finished his speech.

Which had lasted for good twenty minutes by now.

"Is he always like that?" Adam asked, not quite irritated but still hungry and exhausted from all playing with kids.

"Only when he is drunk," Jaune admitted.

"-and finally! I am happy to welcome Adam, Mercury and Ren into our family!" Alder finished, cheeks red and stance wobbling. "You three take good care of my son! And Jaune, make sure they don't have to take care of you all the time! Now, let's eat!"

The dinner began.

The table laughed, all of them exchanging their own stories and experiences.

And come the end of the night, team ALAB found themselves growing closer.

Not just teammates.

But now members of the same family.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Questions... and Nora Recaps. (1/1) (1208 words)

"Jaune."

"Yes, Aunt Glynda?"

"Cross your legs."

"Eep!"

"And while we are on it. Why are you still wearing that t-shirt?"

"The shirt and bra, Nora lent me, don't fit like they did before class. It actually hurt to try and put them on."

Glynda cast a sideways glance to the other members of JNPR, and instantly noticed the dazed and faraway look on Pyrrha's face, classic indicators that she was once again in fantasy land. Glynda just shook her head, before retuning her attention to her nephew... niece. She had to admit it, at least internally to herself. Jaune had always been a little feminine looking. In fact, until the age of ten anyone who just met him, thought he was a girl, though having his older sisters dress him up as a girl didn't help the situation any. Not did the fact he and his twin sisters, Rouge and Bleue, went through a phase of all dressing exactly alike.

"So does anyone, besides Jaune want to tell me what happened this morning?" Glynda asked, turning her gaze from Jaune to her three teammates seated on the couch.

"I woke up late because I forgot to set my alarm, and if I hadn't had to tinkle, I probably wouldn't have gotten out of bed. Pyr-Pyr got up around the same time..." Nora took a breath, "and she noticed that Jaune-Jaune's bed was empty, and I discovered the bathroom door locked. So we figured Jaune was in there"

"So after calling him for a couple of minutes, he finally opened the door, and ended up shocked as he... now she was face to face with Pyr-Pyr's boobs," Nora took another deep breath, "I push them aside, so I could go pee, and after I washed my hands I came out and asked Fearless Leader if she had always been a supper hot, saucy, seductive, angelic bombshell of a fox faunus..."

"Is this tru..." Glynda started to ask the rest of JNPR, only for Nora to continue after taking another deep breath.

"Anyway Jaune-Jaune started freaking out and while Rennie and Pyrrha we're confused I rubbed her back as Jaune-Jaune was upset thinking she needed to start liking guys, even though she liked girls..." Nora paused for a second and as Ren started to open his mouth, Nora started again. "SO after Jaune admitted to dreaming about Pyr-Pyr, which of course totally turned off her brain, Jaune needed to go pee, so being the greatest team member ever I took her into the bathroom..."

Jaune grew instantly cherry red as she knew what was coming up in Nora's story.

"It was after we got back in the bathroom, that I discovered that Jaune-Jaune went commando at night." Nora paused for a moment and both Glydna and Ren knew she had more to say, so they just waited. Nora did not disappoint. "So after a wipe and washing her hands I picked her out the cutest outfit, and then we kicked Ren out of the room so we could change... of course that was after Ren fixed the panties and skirt for the cute adorable mind melting tail Fearless leader now has."

"No, please, don;'t!" Pyrrha exclaimed, but Nora was not to be denied.

"So even though Jaune was embarrassed I got her to change, because you know bras and stuff... but Jaune bolted to the bathroom after Pyr-Pyr molested her titties."

"You what?" Glynda glared at the Four Time Champion.

"I... I... couldn't help it, I said I was sorry and offered for Jaune to do the same to me." Pyrrha tried to melt into the couch as she spoke.

"Anyway, after we got that settled, I carried Jaune to class, and you know the rest!" Nora grinned, totally self-satisfied that she had reported everything accurately.

"Jaune..." Glynda stopped as she noticed Jaune fidgeting, her face still cherry red, as she adjusted and rubbed her breasts. "Is there something..."

"They're sore..." Juane's eyes went wide in panic, "Why are they leaking!"

"Jaune? What do you?" Glynda then notice when Jaune moved her hands, the two growing wet spots right where her nipples pressed against the fabric of the stretched out t-shirt. "It appears that you might be lactating."

"WHAT?" Jaune screeched as she jumped up from her seat, causing everyone to wince. "No, no, no, no, no... I know what that means! It happen to Terra!"

"Jaune, please calm down, it is something that can happen..." Glynda tried as Jaune started to pace and hyperventilate.

"Yeah, it happens when you're pregnant! I can't be! I'm too young to be a single mom, I don't even know who the dad is! I'm going to end up on food stamps, living in the slums..."

"Jaune-Jaune..." Nora was in motion before anyone else could do anything. Grabbing Jaune by the shoulders, Hora turned the freaking out fox faunus and looked her directly in the eyes. "I doubt it, it is probably hormones, but there is a simple test to confirm, and we can have it done when we go to the infirmary."

"Really?"

"You tinkle on a little stick." Nora smiled, "One line not preggers, two lines..."

"Two lines?"

"Hello AUNTIE NORA!"

Glynda facepalmed, before looking at the remainder of team JNPR who had basically said nothing. She noticed the utter look of defeat on Lie Ren, and the glazed look on Pyrrha Nikos, face.

"I am going to call the infirmary and direct them to give you a complete physical." Glynda informed the group. "While that is happening, I'm going to speak to the headmaster."

"Why the Headmaster?" Ren asked.

"He needs to know of this abnormally." Glynda partially lied, as she knew without a doubt Ozpin was the cause. "I suggest, after the check-up, Ms Valkyrie escorts Jaune to the quarter-master and gets her a set of proper uniforms."

"On it Teach!" Nora replied, saluting Professor Goodwitch with a wild grin on her face. "What about Pyr-Pyr and Rennie?"

"They will attend their next class, and inform the Professor that Jaune and You are excused, by my authority." Glynda informed the team. "And just by looking at you, Jaune I have bras that should fit you, so after getting a uniform, please come by my quarters and I will provide you with the proper support. Everyone in agreement?"

Nora continued to grin, as Ren and Pyrrha just nodded. Jaune looked at her Aunt with a pleading look. As if she was dreading being left alone with Nora.

"I will get to the bottom of this." Glynda informed JNPR. "You are free to leave."

Steering Jaune out the door with a hand on each shoulder, Nora left first, with Pyrrha and Ren following shortly after. Once alone, Glynda collapsed into her chair and groaned. She didn't want to mention it to Jaune, but she knew after confronting Ozpin, Glynda was going to have to call Jaune's mother and inform Jasmine of the situation.

"I just hope, Jas doesn't go on the warpath and draw Kathy into this." Glynda shivered. Her twin sister were passionate about family, and she could only guess what would happen if the pair of them showed up at Beacon. "I'm not paid enough for this shit."

[novankenn]

What were you THINKING???

(Sequel to THIS??? Maybe... Please Add... Co-Labs are too fun!)

Glynda: *Using her world famous Mt Doom Stare on the collected adults, all forced to sit at desks* NOW, I'm sure you are all wondering why you have been summoned here.

Raven: *trying to speak through her gag, while struggling to get free of the ropes keeping her tied to a chair.* mmmphph... mmmphuph

Tai: *Raising his hand* I'm assuming that it has something to do with our children?

Glynda: You are correct Mr. Xiao Long. It has come to my attention...

Jasmine: I'm going to be a GRANDMA! YES YES YES!

Glynda: Thankfully no. I have taken the appropriate steps to help prevent Jaune and Pyrrha from reproducing until AFTER they graduate...

Athena: Pyrrha has a BOTFRIEND?!? Yes Yes Yes!

Jasmine: You mean my baby boy landed a celebrity hottie? YES YES YES! Grandbabies...

Glynda: THERE WILL BE NO GRANDBABIES UNTIL AFTER GRADUATION!!!

Athena/Jasmine: Says you...

Glynda: What was that?

Athena/Jasmine: Nothing!

[novankenn]

Jasmine Arc, Jaune's mother and twin sister to Glynda Goodwitch has decided the time has come. She wasn't waiting any longer for her dense as lead baby boy to find a good girl, and raise a family. So the decision was made... the operation arranged... it was time for...

the Invasion...

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Episode One : the Invasion

Episode Two: Nabbing Nikos

Episode Three: Rustling the Rose

Episode Four: Filching Fall

Episode Five: Snatching Sustrai

[novankenn]

the Invasion...

Glynda Goodwitch, the deputy Headmistress of Beacon Academy, and current Combat instructor, looked about herself checking to make sure she hadn't been followed. Seeing the coast was clear she entered the derelict looking storefront. Inside she came face to face with herself. Though this version was wearing a summer dress, and not business attire.

????: GLYN!!!

THE Glynda Goodwitch was instantly subdued by a hug from her twin sister. Which the stoic professor instantly melted into a returned.

Glynda: Jasime, it's been too long.

Jasmine: It wouldn't be if you'd just come home for visits!

Glynda: I'm sorry, you have no idea what it's like! All these kids, all these hormones!

Jasmine: (deadpans) I gave you 7 nieces and 1 nephew. I know.

Glynda: But you had help! I have... Ozpin!

Jasmine: You have a point, there.

Glynda: Anyway (pulls out her scroll and expands it.) I have everything we need right here. We can begin the operation as soon as the girls get here.

Jasmine: They're already here, girls.

Six blond haired girls all dressed in spec-ops gear step out of the shadows, and wave at their aunt.

Glynda: Oh... (sniffles) they've all got so big! I've missed so much!

Jasmine: It's okay, sis.

Glynda: But... (sniffles) wait, I see... Vert, Jade, Violet, Noir, Blanche and Juniper. Where's Saphron?

Jasmine: Adrian is teething, so she had to stay in Argus.

Glynda: Ohhhh, the poor little guy.

Jasmine: So are you sure? These... targets are the correct choices?

Glynda: They are. Trust me Jas, I know how to profile individuals.

Jasmine: Then let's get started. (Turns to the collection of armed Arc Sisters) You will all have a target. Neutralize and exfil. No mistakes. Understood?

Arc Sisters: Yes mama.

Jasmine: Glyn if you please.

Glynda nodded and turned on the projection function of her scroll. On the dirty wall a list of target names matched to a family member.

Pyrrha Nikos -- Jasmine Arc Cinder Fall --- Glynda Goodwitch Ruby Rose -- Vert Arc Weiss Schnee -- Jade Arc Arslan Atlan -- Violet Arc May Zedong -- Noir Arc Emerald Sustrai -- Blanche Arc Ciel Soliel -- Juniper Arc Velvet Scarlatina -- Saphron Arc

Glynda: Full dossiers of each target have been uploaded to the family's secure server. Pull the info you need.

Arc Sisters: Yes Auntie.

Glynda: I think we're ready.

Jasmine: Girls, sister, it is time. Jaune is as dense as his father, and it is up to us to secure his safety and future. Are you ready?

Glynda & Arc Sisters: YES!

Jasmine: Then let's begin...

(Episodes)

[novankenn]

How would Ozpin, Ozpin's inner circle and the rest of team Jnpr react about Jaune knocking up the Grimm Queen?

A good question... shall we see? MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

/==/

Ozpin sat at his desk. An open bottle of Mistrallian Whiskey sitting before him. A filled tumbler in his hand. Perched at the far end of his desk, a raven sized Nevermore. Laying at it's feet a sheet of parchment paper, that had been folded and sealed with wax. The emblem on the seal that of the current enemy of human and faunuskind. Salem Queen of the Grimm.

Ozpin had never received "Nevermore Mail" before, and up until just now he had doubted the vicious aerial beasts of negativity were capable of anything but violence. Yet here at this moment he had been proven wrong.

That however was a side point, something for discussion at a later date. The real trouble, and the reason for him skipping over fortifying his coffee to straight up morning drinking was the contents written upon the piece of parchment.

Ozpin: Well that explains what happened to Ms. Fall, Mr. Black, Ms. Sustrai and Mr. Arc six months ago.

Ozpin sighed. He felt depressed that out of those four names, the first three never once had someone inquiring about their whereabouts or health. The fourth however had become a diplomatic headache. The Arcs, in particular Jasmine Arc, Jaune's mother did not take her only son's disappearance quietly.

The Arc matriarch had in her anger and frustration, besieged Beacon, now granted a one persona siege wasn't much of a threat, but having her camped out in front of the main entrance harassing everyone about her son's whereabouts had driven Glynda certifiably insane... which of course culminated in the two women demolishing Glynda's classroom and two training rooms before Peter and Bart had been able to sedate them.

Ozpin: I wonder if I have time to finish the bottle before my Combat Instructors arrive?

The Nevermore just looked at Ozpin and tilted it's head. Reaching out Ozpin picked up the parchment and read the contents again...

OzpOzpinin: Jaune and Salem Arc joyfully announce the arrival of the newest members of our family, Jean and Jeanne.

Slamming down the contents of his glass, Ozpin poured another before continuing to reread the birth notice.

Ozpin: Leo, James and Timothy must be having kittens over this.

The elevator dinged and before Ozpin could do anything, a blond whirlwind appeared before him. Her vivid blue eyes darting down to the parchment arrayed before him, before instantly returning to glare at Ozpin.

Jasmine: You have... news...

Ozpin: Well yes, um... how do I, um say this?

Jasmine: Just spit it out!

Ozpin: Ah, okay... Congratulation's?

/==/

Utter & Complete Insanity Story Collection

/==/

[novankenn]

the Invasion... Nabbing Nikos

Pyrrha was happy. Her latest training session with Jaune had been a utter delight. Not only was she seeing his progress first hand... but after a few feints and a couple impromptu grapples, she had felt his strong but warm arms wrapped about her.

Not to mention getting to ACCIDENTALLY grope the Arc Arse. That was her story, and she was sticking to it.

So she wasn't really paying attention to the figure she was slowly closing with, until at about twenty feet she clued in. There was several things with the figure before her that Pyrrha noted as strange.

First was the absolute dead on resemblance the woman bore to Professor Goodwitch.

Second, the fact that instead of the stern, domineering look, she had a warm, inviting almost motherly smile.

Third, was the dress. A floral print, blue with gold trim, summer dress. Okay that was the weirdest part. Pyrrha doubted the disciplinarian of Beacon even owned a summer dress.

Pyrrha: Professor Goodwitch? Can I help you?

????: (Titters) Oh heavens, it's fun to mistaked for Glyn again.

Pyrrha: Glyn?

????: Yes, my twin sister, who you know as Professor Goodwitch My name is Jasmine, by the way. It's a pleasure to finally meet you Ms Nikos.

Pyrrha: Likewise?

Jasmine: Now that formalities are dealt with. How would feel about having a little one on one... conversation with me?

Pyrrha: A conversation? I don't...

Jasmine: It's nothing bad... I promise you.

Pyrrha: I still don't follow.

Jasmine: That's my fault. Maybe I should have fully introduced myself... I'm Jasmine... ARC... Jaune's mom.

Pyrrha's eyes grew wide and she took a couple shaky steps backwards.

Jasmine: It's okay, sweetie. I just want to discuss some... family matters with you...

Pyrrha: (Taking another step backwards, totally unwilling to admit her feelings for Jaune... especially to his mother) Family... matters?

Jasmine: Let's go somewhere more... private.

Pyrrha: I... I think I hear...

Jasmine snapped her left hand forward, sending a weighted ribbon at the champion faster than she could react. It bound her ankles together, before with a flick of Jasmine's wrist sent waves through the ribbon to cause it to loop around the stunned girl, fully and completely binding and gagging her.

Jasmine: Let's go dear. We need to have a discussion about children and plan a wedding.

Pyrrha squirmed, and even though in the back of her mind she was rejoicing the chance to be with Jaune... his mom scared her. A moment later Pyrrha found herself draped over Jasmine's shoulder like a sack of flour.

(Episodes)

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Calls & Conversations (1089 words)

Nora exited the shower after 45 minutes, looking refreshed and clean, though she still shot Jaune a menacing glare. Jaune's ears drooped, and her tail wrapped around her body, covering her face as she tried to further bury herself in the nest of blankets Pyrrha had arranged for her.

"Nora." Ren and Pyrrha commented in unison. "Don't."

"I will..."

"Finish that statement, and I'll inform Professor Goodwitch of your intentions..." Pyrrha threatened.

"Traitor!" Nora proclaimed.

"Nora, enough." Ren stepped into the conversation. "Once Jaune's back to normal, I'm sure he'll apologize..."

"I demand compensation!"

"Er... what? Compensation?"

"She ruined my shirt... I want it replaced... limited edition Ms Mapleworth t-shirt!"

"You want Jaune to replace a plain white t-shirt with a limited edition shirt that features the logo of a maple syrup mascot?" Pyrrha asked, a little confused.

"Emotion distress and pain." Nora stated flatly, and before anyone else could say anything, a "YIP" from the nest of blankets on Pyrrha's bed answered Nora. "Thank you for agreeing, Jaune."

"How?" Pyrrha asked as Ren rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Breakfast time!" Nora's chipper attitude returned, "Let's go, Rennie!"

Pyrrha watched as Nora proceeded to drag Ren out of the dorm, leaving her and her crush alone. Pyrrha was so conflicted. Her feelings for Jaune had grown from interest in finally having a friend into a full-blown crush... but the gender swap was making things confused. She still held feelings and was discovering that she was possibly more sexually attracted to Jaune as a female than she was when Jaune was male.

The ringing of a scroll drew her out of her musings. Moving to the nightstand next to Jaune's bed, she picked up Jaune's charging scroll, to see if it was a call that she should answer.

"It's from your... Mom." Pyrrha announced as she turned to look at Jaune. Seeing Jaune shrink into the nest of blankets, told Pyrrha all she needed. Jaune was not read for such a conversation, but fate intervened, and as she was moving her thumb to tap the ignore icon, she tapped the accept icon instead.

"Hello, Jaune why haven't you... you're not Jaune. WHO are you..." the cheery voice instantly turned menacing. "Who are you? Where is my baby-boy?"

/=/

Qrow groaned, his head thumping as the incessant ringing of his scroll stirred him from his booze induced slumber. Rolling over on his ratty couch, he swatted the detestable device, and attempt to fall back asleep, only for it to start ringing again. Once again he hit the technological annoyance, again, for it only start up again.

"This better be important." Qrow muttered as he rose, sighed and answered. "What do… Glynda?"

"Qrow I have a situation at Beacon. I NEED you here... now."

"Huh?" Qrow shook his head, not believing his ears. "What?"

"As I have already said. I have a situation that requires your assistance in resolving."

"What type of issue could you have that you can't fix with that semblance of yours?"

"An Ozpin caused one."

"Seriously? What happened this time?" Qrow asked as memories of having to teach a four-year student how to change back from being a transformed into a Komodo dragon.

"Jaune Arc. Vixen."

"Shit." Qrow groaned. It was not a secret to any of the staff or Ozpin's inner circle that the eccentric Headmaster had a habit every so many years of causing anarchy with his magic. Usually around the time of the Vytal festival coming to Vale. "When?"

"She was discovered transformed this morning."

"Wait, did you say she? Jaune's your nephew..."

"Was..."

"How... Ozpin."

"Ozpin." Glynda confirmed.

"I'm in Patch." Qrow informed Glynda as he rubbed his face with his free hand. "I can be there before lunch. Anything else I should be aware of?"

"My precious Jaune is also now a faunus, and Jasmine does not know... yet."

"Fuck." Qrow cursed. The Arc matriarch was well known for being rather overprotective of her spawn, and Qrow used that term lightly. When the entire Arc clan got together, those kids were Hellions, specifically when it came to embarrassing, or protecting the sole son of the family. "Are you...?"

"Not if Ozpin can correct this mistake."

"He wasn't able to for the fourth year, four years ago." Qrow pointed out, only to wish he hadn't, considering the murderous look that crossed Glynda's face.

"He... WILL... fix this." Glynda informed Qrow through clenched teeth. "Before Lunch?"

"I'm leaving now."

/=/

"Well. I'm waiting."

"She... he is in the bathroom right now." Pyrrha lied as she heard Jaune's soft whimpering behind her. "I'll let her... I mean him know you called."

"Really?" Jaune's mom's eyes narrowed, and Pyrrha felt fear and panic starting to coil about in her stomach. She had never been a competent liar, and the way Jaune's mom was looking at her, Pyrrha could see she wasn't buying what she was selling. "And WHOM might you be, that you have access to Jaune's scroll?"

"I'm his partner..."

"Partner," Jaune's mom's eyes lighted up and a slightly unhinged smile crossed her features. Features that Pyrrha definitely could see the familial resemblance in. " And what type of ... partner are you?"

"Excuse me?" Pyrrha wasn't sure what was being asked of her.

"Hold the scroll out, I want a better look at you." Pyrrha, still a little confused, did as she was bid, holding the scroll further out and tilting it slightly to give Jaune's mom a better look at her figure. "Nice figure. Good hips, ample bust..."

"Excuse me?"

"Have you ever thought of having children?"

"I..."

"I expect at least four grandchildren from you."

"Huh?"

"I suppose we should get on a first name basis. I'm Jasmine Arc, it is a pleasure to meet you Ms Nikos, or course you're more than welcome to call me MOM."

"I..." Pyrrha's face grew cherry red, as her mind switched from preventing Jaune's current condition from being discovered to images of her heavy with child, with at least three other rugrats with strawberry blond hair seated around her for a family photo.

"I knew it." Jasmine grinned. "You have it bad. Now, about those grand babies. I want..."

"Nine. Minimum... I can do nine." Pyrrha blurted out.

"Oh... I like you... nine it is, and if you want more..."

Jaune whimpered as she heard the conversation happening between her mom and Pyrrha. Don't get her wrong, Jaune liked Pyrrha more than just as a friend, but the glint in her emerald green eyes was terrifying to her.

(So I am working on some follow-ups to recent postings, and working out a few more posts for "Jaune Gets a Gun Au". Hope you're all enjoying this nonsense.)

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Impending Doom (1161 words)

As Ozpin struggled to reverse engineer the spell he had used on one Jaune Arc, he was acutely unaware that Jaune's Aunt Katherine Adel, and Jaune's mother Jasmine Arc were making their way to his academy.

He paused when a cold tingle travelled down his spine. Pushing the feeling from his mind, he continued with his work. He had three more days.

/=/

Jaune yipped and barked trying to get Pyrrha's mind off of whatever idea Jaune's mother planted in her mind. But she was making no headway, but was hesitant about climbing out of the comfy and warm nest of blankets she was now curled up in.

It was then a knock on the door came. Jaune hunkered down, not really interested in finding out who was on the other side. The knocking continued and slowly drew Pyrrha's attention from the blank scroll screen she had been staring at since Jaune's mom had ended their call.

"Jaune your mom is coming to visit." Pyrrha informed her partner and team leader as she set Jaune's scroll back on the charging dock and moved to answer the door. Jaune "whined" and tried to bury herself further into the safety of Pyrrha's blankets.

"Hello?" Pyrrha greeted the dishevelled and scruffy man she found standing in the hallway.

"This team JNPR's room?"

"Yes."

"Good, I have the right room." he leaned forward, sticking his head into the room, and caught sight of a golden blond furred fox unsuccessfully trying to hide in a nest of blankets. "Yep, definitely the right room."

"Who are you?" Pyrrha asked as she stepped in front of the man, preventing his unimpeded entry into the room. "Why are you here?"

"My name is Qrow, I'm Ruby and Yang's uncle. I am here at the request of Glynda... to assist with this issue."

"Ruby and Yang's uncle?" Pyrrha questioned. "I don't see a resemblance."

"Is that a problem?"

"Maybe."

"Should I call Glynda and get her to vouch for me?"

"I think that would be for the best."

The man sighed as he pulled out his scroll and hit the dial button after selecting his most recent incoming call.

"Glynda, I need a favour." Before she could answer, Qrow turned the scroll about to face Pyrrha.

"What is the issue, Ms Nikos?" Glynda asked.

"Who is he, and why is he here?" Pyrrha answered.

"His name is Qrow, he is a friend who has... experience with what Jaune is currently going through." Glynda scowled, showing her displeasure at this minor complication. "Please let him in, so he can assist Jaune."

"Okay, Professor." Pyrrha responded.

"Thanks Glyn." Qrow spoke as he turned the scroll back to face him. "I'll see what I can do."

"Don't see. Just do. Kat and Jas are on their way."

Qrow's face went completely white. The call ended at that point, and he just stood there for a few moments, being watched by Pyrrha. With a couple blinks, and a shake of his head, he turned his attention to the red-headed champion.

"Privacy" was all he said as he stepped into the room and firmly steered Pyrrha out into the hallway. She tried to protest, only to have the door shut on her.

Qrow ignored her shouting and knocking as he focused on the bundle of fur on the far bed. Sharp blue eyes peered up at him, trying to gauge him, as Qrow sighed.

"I'm going to make this short and sweet. You are NOT trapped in that form." Qrow informed Jaune. "I'm going to show you how to change back, but first I'm going to show you something that doesn't leave this room. Understood?"

Jaune made no response, which caused Qrow to sigh once again. Not wanting to waste any more time, he shifted, becoming a crow right before Jaune's eyes. Qrow realized his mistake seconds before a blur of blond fur charged him. Flapping his wings, he squawked as he narrowly avoided the snap of Jaune's jaws.

Jaune wasn't sure what had come over her. She knew she was hungry, but the instant Qrow transformed, all she could think about was how he resembled a chicken. She liked chicken.

/=/

Locked out of the door, Pyrrha fumed until she started to hear yips, barks and squawks, accompanied by the sound of crashing furniture. Trapped out in the hall, Pyrrha could only imagine what was going on inside the dorm room, and it wasn't good. Growling, he activated her semblance, offering a silent "I'm Sorry" to Professor Goodwitch and the maintenance staff as she magnetically shorted out the door lock.

Grabbing the door knob, he twisted it and pushed it open, and froze as she witnessed the utter chaos transpiring with in JNPR's dorm. Jaune was chasing a crow about the room, jumping into the air and snapping her jaws trying to catch the evading bird.

"What the...? Where's Mr Qrow?"

The crow cawed, as if dove past an airborne Jaune, losing a couple of pin feathers when the fox's jaws snapped closer to his wings than he anticipated. Deciding enough was enough, and not caring that another person would know his secret, Qrow reverted to his human form and caught the wall bouncing form of Jaune by the scruff of her neck.

"Hey! Quit it!" Qrow snapped as Jaune fastened her jaws about his wrist, biting down as hard as she could. "That smarts!"

"Mr Qrow?" Pyrrha stammered out as her mind tried to make sense of what she just saw.

"Now listen! You can change back. It's simple. Focus on being human or faunus again, and I MEAN really concentrate."

Jaune her ears flat against the top of her head glared at the man, as she turned her mind to the task at hand. Her eyes closed as she put all her effort into doing what the man had told her. Qrow and Pyrrha watched as a golden light surrounded the form of the blond fox.

"It wor..." Jaune started to shout, only to stop and start screaming as she clued into not only was she naked, but the strange man was still holding her by the back of her neck.

"Shit!" was all Qrow got out before a knee connected with his groin, followed by having a wooden chair shattered over the back of his head.

"Jaune!" Pyrrha shouted as she grabbed her leader and crush by the wrist and dragged her into the bathroom.

Qrow heard the lock engage, and groaned in pain.

"Is this the security office?" Qrow's face paled, as the shouted words of Pyrrha reached his ears through the flimsy wooded door of the bathroom. "We need help. There's a pervert in our room that tried to molest my partner!"

And that was Qrow's cue to leave. Struggling to his feet, he staggered over to the window. Opened it and tipped himself out through it. Less than a second later, a crow winged past, heading high into the air.

[novankenn]

Can do... with "I DO"

Unlike what many think... Jaune Arc's father, Nathaniel, was not a huntsman. No he was an average, but shrewd business man, who loved his wife Jasmine, and all his children more than anything. So he often took them all with him when he was required to make business trips...

Jaune (Age 4 - Argus)

Jaune: MOMMY!

Jasmine: Jaune! There you are I've been...

Jasmine notices that Jaune is holding the hand of an adorable young red-haired girl about his age. Her cheeks were bright red, and her emerald eyes just radiated adoration for Jaune.

Jasmine: Who is this. sweetie?

Jaune: This is my wife.

Jasmine: I see. What is your name dear?

Pyrrha: My name is Pyrrha... Pyrrha Arc.

Jasmine's heart wanted to burst from the over load of pure adorableness...

Jasmine: So how did Pyrrha, become your wife, Jaune?

Jaune: I asked her if she wanted to hold hands while we played on the swings, and she said "I do"... and I said "I do" when she asked me. It's just like what you and dad said that when you held hands last year.

Jasmine: Yes, yes we did. Pyrrha, honey where's your mom and dad?

Pyrrha: I don't have a daddy... but mommy is by the fountain.

Jasmine: Well Jaune take my hand, and Pyrrha you take my other hand. Let's go meet your mother.

Jaune / Pyrrha : Yes Mommy / Yes Mommy

Jaune (Age 5 - Atlas)

Jasmine was not enjoying her time at the Schnee Mansion. She was tired, and trying to wrangle all her children while her husband finished negotiating an import/export contract was taxing. Yet when she saw Jaune approaching her in his little suit, holding the hand of a darling white haired girl, her heart skipped a beat.

Jasmine: Jaune, who is your little friend?

Jaune: This is Weiss.

Weiss: Mama Arc. I am Weiss Arc, Jaune's wife.

Jasmine's heart skipped another beat.

Jasmine: Jaune. Weiss, how did you become husband and wife?

Weiss: Jaune saw I wasn't happy and asked me to if I like to dance. I said "I do".

Jaune: Then I held her hand and said "I do" like to dance as well. Then we had a dance.

Weiss: It was very exciting, and it made me very happy.

Jasmine: I see. Jaune you take my hand. Weiss honey take my other hand. Let's go find you mother, shall we?

Jaune / Weiss: Yes Mommy / Yes Mama

Jaune (Age 6 - Menagerie)

Jasmine's heart was skipping beats as she watched her only son Jaune walking up to her, holding the hand of a young faunus girl his age. She bit her lip, just hoping he wouldn't say what she knew he was going to say.

Jasmine: Jaune, who is this little angel?

Jaune: This is Blake, my wife.

Jasmine: Is that true... Blake?

Blake: Yes. I am Blake Arc now.

Jasmine: And can I ask... how you became husband and wife?

Blake: I found him wandering on beach, and asked if he wanted to play. He said yes, so we played for a bit, and then he asked if I liked Ice-cream.

Jaune: We were holding hands and she said "I do", and then she asked me and I said "I do"... then she kissed me and gave me cooties!

Blake: You can't get cooties from your wife.

Jasmine rolled her eyes, and prayed to the brother gods that she would be strong enough.

Jasmine: She is right Jaune.

Jaune: Okay.

Jasmine: Blake, where's your mom and dad?

Blake: They work in the big building, near the center of town.

Jasmine: Jaune take my hand. Blake take my other hand, we're going to go see your mom.

Jaune (Age 17 Beacon)

Jaune was feeling slightly better, after emptying what little was left in his stomach into the trash. Sighing, he took a minute and a deep breath. He was here. He was at Beacon. This was his chance to become a hero. To make his parents proud.

????: Jaune is that you?

Jaune: Huh?

????: Jaune? I didn't know you would be here, too!

Jaune: What?

????: Jaune! I missed you!

Jaune: I'm confused. Do I know...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: I'M YOUR WIFE!

Jaune: Uhhh...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: NO YOU'RE NOT! I'M HIS WIFE!

Jaune: Wait... mom told me something about this...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: Pyrrha Arc! / Weiss Arc! / Blake Arc!

????: Ah here you all are.

Jaune: Aunt Glynda? I forgot you worked here!

Glynda: Yes I work, here. Now if you will all come with me, I will escort your accommodations, and I Jaune I suggest you call your mother.

Jaune: Yes, Auntie.

Glynda: And to your three...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: Yes Auntie?

Glynda: You will all be on your best behavior, am I understood? There will be no "grand-babies" until AFTER you graduate.

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: Yes, Auntie.

[novankenn]

Nora in : Tea with Jaune's family... Story-Time

"In a time before antiquity, a lonely young woman sat trapped, impressioned in a tower by her father. The once kind man, had shattered when his wife, the mother of his daughter passed while giving her birth. Obsessed with keeping her safe, he locked her away from the world..."

Nora: Wait... this sounds like that fairy-tale! The girl in the basement?

Nora: It's the Girl in the Tower!

Nora: So you are REALLY telling me a story.

Nora: Would you just listen! This is important!

Nora: Well can we get Bob to bring some finger sandwiches, or cookies? This is going to be long isn't it?

Nora: Okay. Bob!

Bob the Beowulf sticks his head in through the door.

Nora: Bob could you get us some cookies and pastures, and some hot chocolate, please?

Bob(Beowulf): *Yip

Bob's head vanishes back through the door.

Nora: I like Bob. He's nice.

Nora: Yes he is. Very well mannered, and extremely focused on his duties. Did you know that Bob is the FIRST ever Grimm to earn a doctorate in Butler Sciences?

Nora: How did he do that? He couldn't have gone to a normal school.

Nora: Correspondence courses.

Nora: Makes sense.

Nora: Anyway, while we wait for refreshments, I shall continue...

"So trapped behind a magical barrier, unable to leave the girl suffered. Her father cold, and caring only of her as a possession to keep safe, locked away from the world. So she started to wither, and it was only through her nanny and the books did she know of the outside world."

"But her reading gave her a taste for life. A desire for adventure, and by accident she discovered she could send tings pass the barrier that kept her trapped inside. So armed with ink, quill and paper she convinced her father to allow her access to, she started to send messages... seeking someone to save her...."

Nora: Is there a point to this fairy-tale?

Nora: Yes, there is.

Nora: Can we just get to it? I appreciate the build-up and the attempt to get me interested, but you're me. You know.

Nora: Yeah, your right. Okay, so the TLDR is that Grandma-ma Salem was the girl in the Tower.

Nora: Is that true?

Nora: Yes.

Nora: Well if it is true, she looks astoundingly good for someone older than dirt!

Nora: Anyway the rest of the TLDR is that Ozpin the Headmaster is the reincarnated soul of her rescuer, lover and husband.

Nora: Okay?

Nora: They got married, he grew ill and died. She tried to cheat death by conning the brother Gods... it failed, and in a fit of depression she threw herself into a pool of grimm goo.

Nora: She obviously survived.

Nora: Yes. Anyway Ozama, which was Ozpin's original name came back and the two fell in love, had four beautiful daughters... but Salem wasn't happy. After all those years alone, watching humanity rebuild she grew just a tad power hungry... and decided the best way to help Remnant would be to rule it.

Nora: So Ozpin... er Ozma thought differently and they fought didn't they?

Nora: Yes, they did. Salem attacked Ozama when he tried to leave during the night with their daughters.

Nora: No...

Nora: It happened...

Nora: NO! THIS IS A STUPID STORY! I DON'T WANNA...

Nora: Nora... this is the main point... in that clash of magical energies, one of their children was flung through time... that girl was Jasmine, Jaune's mother...

Nora: Now I'm getting a headache. So Jaune's mom is Salem's real daughter, meaning Fearless Leader... MY Jaune-Jaune is directly related to the queen of the Grimm?

Nora: Yes.

Nora: Question?

Nora: Yes?

Nora: Is this a universal constant like us?

Nora: Yes, it is but the problem is Salem and Jasmine don't know the other is alive, so it takes... Outside forces to get them to connect.

Nora: Forces like US!

Nora: Exactly!

Nora: But how does this all work? Like Queen of the Grimm just giving up, because she has great-grand-babies?

Nora: Salem has eons to fester with guilt and regret. Finding Jasmine opens her wounds, allowing love to finally touch her heart, which you know as well as I do the Arc's are masters of showering someone with love.

Nora: I do.

Nora: So do you understand? The ned for you and Jaune to have children?

Nora: So Salem has something else to occupy her time?

Nora: No, to fill her life with a loving family that will withstand the tests and trials of time.

Nora:...

The library door opened and Bob the Beowulf entered pushing a cart loaded with sweet pastries, cookies and a steaming kettle of hot chocolate.

Nora: Thank you Bob. Can you go ask Salem to join us?

Bob just nodded and padded off, leaving the two alone.

Nora: Question, does Jaune know about any of this? Because this seems like a BIG deal, and Jaune should know about it. Like it's not everyday you find out you're directly related to the big bad who controls all the grimm in the world!

Nora: To be honest... I don't know if he does... but you're right he should.

Nora: You think we could do the whole snatch and talk to him here routine you've been using on me?

Nora: Don't see why not.

(Master List)