#foxfaunus!jaune

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Ozpin has spent eons making mistakes, and trying to correct them, but what happens when his most recent "accident" sparks chaos even the Brother Gods would be hard-pressed to control?

A Morning Surprise : Part: One / Two / Three / Four Headmaster has a Headache Combat Class Chaos : Part: One / Two / Three Questions... and Nora Recaps Oz's Hazardous Encounter Jaune-napped : Part: One/ Two Birth of GoldenKitsunneGoddess: Part: One / Two The Search... ...The Rescue Mistakes were Made... Early Morning Mayhem : Part : One / Two Calls & Conversations Discoveries Impending Doom

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault - AU"

A Morning Surprise (3/4) - (965 Words)

(Tumblr exclusive "Remake" of Oops My Bad posted on AO3)

Pyrrha had yet to move from where her brain and body had shut down, when Nora and Jaune exited the bathroom. Jaune still looked extremely, almost mortally embarrassed, and as soon as she was clear of the door, she bolted for her bed, and wrapped her blankets around her.

"See, fearless leader... no issues." Nora had a huge smile on her face, as she turned to face, her lifelong friend. "So what's next? Breakfast?"

"Clothes for Jaune, but considering your last out burst..." Ren tilted his head towards the statue like posture of Pyrrha, "Our champion has shutdown."

"Well," Nora closed on eye, and tapped her chin with her index finger, while acting as if she was assessing Jaune. "She and I are about the same height, she's a little thinner than me, but her bust and hips are close. My stuff should fit her fine."

"What about her tail?"

"You still have your sewing kit?"

"Of, course."

"Problem solved." Nora turned her attention from Jaune to Pyrrha, whose face was getting redder and redder by the second. "Or... one problem solved. I don't think we should leave Jaune-Jaune alone with Pyr-Pyr... she might break her."

"You haven't helped the situation with a from the bathroom broadcast about Jaune not wearing underwear at night."

"Told you she was thirsty." Nora gave Ren a grin, before she winked at him and then moved towards Pyrrha. Nora guided the Mistralian champion to her own bed, before she started going through clothes, seeking out an outfit that would be suitable for Jaune to wear.

"Just get Jaune a Beacon uniform, Nora."

"Nope."

"Nora."

"Nope"

"Nora?"

"Jaune-Jaune is too adorable... a Beacon uniform will look like trash on her."

"Nora."

"It's happening, and then we're going for breakfast." Nora pulled out to Ren's relief a rather modest sets of undergarments, followed by one of her normal skirts. "Here, make the alterations, and then scoot out, so us girls can have some privacy, okey-dokey?"

Ren just sighed, and went to work. The modifications would be a little rough, but Ren was hopeful at least they would be comfortable for Jaune to wear. As the pair continued to work, Jaune buried herself further into her blankets, and Pyrrha sat unmoving, her lips forming soundless words. It took Ren about fifteen minutes to make the alterations, and as soon as they were done, she was shoved out into the hallway.

As he was waiting, the door to JNPR's sister team RWBY opened and the eclectic collection of girls appeared.

"Ren, why are you out in the hall?" Ruby asked, as like the rest of her team was a little surprised to the sight of Ren without Nora.

"Vomit Boy finally putting the moves on, P-Money?" Yang asked with a wink.

"Don't be crass, Yang." Weiss admonished the blond brawler.

"Where' Jaune?" Blake asked as her sensitive ears picked up something from inside the room, a second later she was curled into a ball holding her ears in pain.

"What the HELL?" Yang shouted after the glass shattering scream ended.

Ren didn't waste a minute, in passing his scroll, the one he was at some point going to call the infirmary with, over the door lock. As the door swung open, everyone heard...

"I'M SORRY JAUNE!"

"Ren and Ruby poked their heads through the doorway, finding Nora standing in front of a closed bathroom door, and a cherry faced Pyrrha wringing her hands, looking totally dejected and mortified.

"Do I want to know what happened?" Ren asked, totally knowing that he definitely wasn't ready for whatever chaos had just occurred.

"It seems, Pyr-Pyr is EXTREMELY thirsty..." Ren was sure Nora was using her annoyed voice.

"I couldn't help it! I'm sorry!" Pyrrha whined.

"What did you do?" Yang asked as she too poked her head through the door.

"She gave Jaune-Jaune's hooters a squeeze while saying beep-beep." Yep, it was confirmed. That was Nora's annoyed voice.

"She what?"

"I offered to let Jaune return the favour." Pyrrha tried to defend herself, knowing full well she had no defence.

"Um... she what?" Yang asked again.

"Are you okay, Jaune?" Ruby asked after entering the room and moving to stand next to Nora.

"I need an adult!" was Jaune's reply.

"Your voice sounds off." Ruby commented as a finally recovered Blake, assisted by Weiss also poked their heads into the room.

"Is NO ONE going to answer HOW P-Money beeped Jaune's boobs?" Yang asked. "When did Vomit-boy get boobs?"

"What?" Weiss and Blake asked, their gaze falling directly on the very uncomfortable looking four-time champion.

"I said I was sorry." Pyrrha mumbled.

"We've missed breakfast." Ren reported after checking his scroll. "And if we don't get moving, we're going to be late for our first class."

"We still have a few minutes for breakfast. I'll meet you in class." and with that she vanished in a whirlwind of rose petals.

"I'm missing pancakes because of you..." Nora's eyes narrowed dangerously. "Jaune get that bubble but out here, NOW! Momma wants pancakes!"

"No!" Jaune shouted back, in a voice that Yang, Weiss and Blake were sure was higher sounding than normal. "I've been defiled!"

"What did Pyrrha do?" Weiss stuttered, her eyes wide in shock.

"As I already said..." Nora took a breath. "Pyr-PyrturnedaroundwhileJaunewasinherundies,andrushedovertobeep-beepherboobies!"

"What?" Weiss and Blake both asked.

"We're going to be late, and our first class is with professor Goodwitch." Ren moved into the room, and knocked on the bathroom door. "Jaune, I know you're embarrassed, but we need to be on time for class."

"No, I'm very comfortable and SAFE in here, thank you very much!"

"It's with Professor Goodwitch, she's already not happy with us because of the food fight..."

"Not leaving! Just tell Aunt Glynda I'm having my period!"

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault - AU"

A Morning Surprise (4/4) (529 Words)

(Tumblr exclusive "Remake" of Oops My Bad posted on AO3)

A thud behind him, told Ren, that at least one of RWBY had fainted, and he felt pretty close to doing that as well, considering Jaune's most recent disclosure.

"I'm going to class, and I'll take Weiss with me." Yang informed the group, as she reached down and pulled Weiss' unconscious form up over her shoulders in a fireman's carry.

"I think..." Blake took another looks around the room, and nodded her head. "Yeah, I'll see you guys in class."

With that, JNPR was once again alone. Ren looked at Nora, and then at Pyrrha, before returning his gaze to the closed and probably locked bathroom door.

"Jaune, we can't be late."

"Aunt Glynda will understand! Girl problems and all that! She used to be one!"

"Enough!" Nora snapped, and Ren stepped aside. "Pyr-Pyr the door."

"I'm sorry, Jaune. I really am!" Pyrrha called out before reaching out with her semblance and popping the simple lock.

"Let's go!" Nora growled as she effortlessly yanked open the door and stepped into the bathroom. Sounds of a scuffle, and several high-pitched squeaks, told Ren Jaune was attempting to resist, but it would all be in vain. Annoyed, Nora was a force of nature unto itself.

"Did you really?" Ren asked as he turned his gaze to the fidgeting champion.

"I..."

"Pyr, how would you have liked it if Jaune did that ..." Ren paused, noticing Pyrrha's depressed look brightening substantially. "Wait, don't answer that."

"Ruby BETTER have gotten us something to eat." Nora grunted as she walked out of the bathroom, with a squirming Jaune over one shoulder. "If you keep doing that, someone will see your panties."

"Eep!" Jaune squeaked before slapping both her hands on her ass, locking her skirt down, to prevent such an occurrence, with her fluffy tail falling flat to act as a second barrier to unwanted panty shots.

"Ren call the infirmary while we head to class." Nora then pointed at Pyrrha with her free hand, as her left arm was currently locking Jaune's thigh-high clade legs again Nora's chest. "You in the front, I don't trust you..."

Pyrrha nodded and shuffled out through the door, as Ren followed her, his scroll against his ear.

"Now, Jaune-Jaune I'll keep you safe from the thirsty wenches, I promise." Nora patted Jaune on her plump behind. "Just stop being so jumpy. We're your team, we'll take care of you and get this all straightened out."

"Can you let me down then?" Jaune asked meekly.

"Nope."

"But...?"

"NoPe." Nora popped the P for extra emphasis, as she proceeded to walk out the door into the hall, "Grab the door, fearless leader... my hands are kind of full."

Jaune sighed, removing her right hand from her ample behind, she grabbed the door handle and pulled it closed.

"Please? I promise..."

"Nope."

"But I was going to promise... and you know..."

"Normally, you would... but with all those new hormones and emotions swirling about inside you... you'd bolt faster than I can eat a stack of pancakes. So sit tight." Nora chirped as she made her way down the hall towards JNPR's first class, with Ren and Pyrrha in the lead.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault - AU"

A Morning Surprise (2/4) (922 Words)

(Tumblr exclusive "Remake" of Oops My Bad posted on AO3)

Jaune started himself awake, and shot up in bed, instantly seeing his worried looking teammates hovering around him. He chuckled and reached up to rub the back of his neck, totally ignoring the increased length.

"You wouldn't believe the dream, I just... why are you guys looking at me like that?"

"Jaune," Pyrrha spoke softly, her voice dripping with worry and concern. "We want to take you to the infirmary."

"Nah. No need, I feel fine, like I said I was having the weirdest..." Jaune stopped talking, something wasn't right. His voice sounded off, and his chest felt tight, heavy even; but it was more the deeply concerned looks his team were giving him. "It was a dream, right?"

"Jaune, we want to take you to the infirmary." Ren informed the blond team leader, his voice uncharacteristically soft.

Slowly a sense of panic and dread built up inside Jaune, and hesitantly he reached for his chest, while also looking down.

"Jaune?" Pyrrha's voice wavered as she tried to reach out and stop him.

"WHY DO I HAVE TITS?" Jaune literally screamed hysterically. "WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TITS!"

"And a big set too. Probably as big as mine and Yang's!" Nora added helpfully with a wink.

Jaune bolted from his bed, and past the grasping hands of both Ren and Pyrrha to return to the bathroom, where he stared in absolute horror at the reflection presented to him. Nora was right, Jaune had an impressive rack, past shoulder-length golden blond hair, with the cutest golden furred fox ears poking up through his hair.

With shaking hands, he/she reached up and cupped his/her new sweater melons, and after squeezing, hefting and jiggling them he/she quickly pulled his/her hands away, his/her face growing bright cherry red.

"I need an adult." he/she whimpered, as he turned to see Pyrrha and Ren approaching.

"We'll get you to the infirmary, they'll figure this out." Ren offered.

Jaune's eyes suddenly went extremely wide in utter terror, and by reflex he/she slapped his/her hands to his/her groin. The screeching wail he let loose caused his whole team to wince.

"It's gone! It's... gone!" Jaune started to cry, his tail instinctively coiling up and into his hands. "I'm a girl... not a boy... a girl"

"You are a beautiful young woman." Pyrrha offered, which only caused Jaune to start bawling, even harder. "I'm sorry!"

Ren gave Pyrrha a look, and with an arm around Jaune's shoulders, he assisted his team leader from the bathroom back to his/her bed. Jaune ugly cried for the entire 2-metre trip, and as soon as he/she was on his/her bed, curled up into a ball and continued to wail.

"I don't think we'll make it with Jaune like this. We should call and get them to come to the room." Ren commented.

"You're right, Jaune's in no condition to be seen like this. He... she is a total mess now, I don't want to see what he'll... she'll be like if someone sees him... her like this." Pyrrha agreed.

While Pyrrha and Ren talked, Nora sat on the edge of Jaune's bed and gently ran her hands down his/her back. It was a soft, and comforting touch, that was helping Jaune gain control of himself/herself.

"I'm a girl... I'm a girl... I'm a girl..." Jaune shot up, almost knocking Nora off the bed, a fresh set of tears flowing, over her cheeks. "Does this mean I need to like guys now? I don't want to like guys! I like girls!"

"Jaune-Jaune... I'm pretty sure that if you like girls, you still like girls." Nora offered as she regained her seat on the bed. "Trust me, okay?"

"Are you sure? I dream about Pyrrha all the time, you know." Jaune admitted, without conscious thought, to what he/she was revealing.

Ren watched Pyrrha's eyes go wide in surprise and an extremely happy grin spreading across her face. Ren knew at that moment he had lost Pyrrha to a world of fantasy.

"Is there something wrong, Jaune?" Ren asked when he noticed his body morphed, teammate squirming on the bed.

"I... ah." Jaune blushed in embarrassment, even with the fresh tear tracks on her cheeks.

"Spit it out, Jaune-Jaune" Nora nudged Jaune's arm with her elbow.

"Have to go pee... but... I"

"Jaune?"

"How do I, as a..." Jaune clammed up at that point, her face growing the brightest shade of red physically possible.

"Up, up, let's go." Nora was on her feet, dragging Jaune behind her before Ren, or in fact anyone, could react.

"Wait!" Pyrrha spoke up, finally free of whatever she was dreaming.

"No, no thirsty-one." Nora commented over her shoudler as she pushed Jaune into the bathroom.

"I'm not thirsty!" Pyrrha protested weakly as the bathroom door was closed.

"Nora?" Jaune could be heard through the door. "I'm not...!"

"You don't have anything I don't have... NOW drop the bottoms, and plop that bubble butt on the seat!"

"Pyrrha, can you go through yours and Nora's clothes... Jaune's going to need a new wardrobe."

"Okay, I guess I could do that." Pyrrha said with a pout as she moved towards the dressers, "Are you going to call the infirmary, still?"

"Yes, I'll do that..."

"DO you ALWAYS GO COMMANDO at night, Jaune-Jaune?"

Ren's shoulders dropped in defeat, as he watched Pyrrha freeze in mid-motion, her eyes once again taking that far away look of someone lost in fantasies.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault - AU"

Oz's Hazardous Encounter (1/1) (1100 words)

(Tumblr exclusive "Remake" of Oops My Bad posted on AO3)

Ozpin felt a disturbance, an aura of intense anger approaching his location. Swallowing nervously, he tidied his desk, and made himself presentable. Clasping his hands on his desk before him, he waited with bated breath. As if signalling his impending doom, the elevator dinged in a very sombre tone, before the doors slid open, revealing the source.

"Glynda, what brings..."

"Can it. I know you did something last night, not you're going to fix it!"

"What?" Ozpin squeaked before schooling his voice and regaining his normal tone, "What could you mean? I'm at a loss to what you are referring to."

"Ozpin. Do. Not. Make. Me. Call. Jasmine. Arc."

"Why, would you do that?" Ozpin's face paled.

"Because, you did something last night, and it has directly effected a member of my family... and her son." Glynda said coldly.

"I still have no inkling to what you are referring to."

"Really?"

"I'm serious. I don't know what you are talking about."

"My mistake." Glynda pulled her tablet from under her arm and appeared to take a moment to find something on it, before tossing it on Ozpin's desk. An image of an overly cute blond haired fox faunus woman filling the screen. "Explain. Now."

"Um..." Ozpin was at a loss for words. He had no clue what Glynda was asking of him. So he just went with being stupid. "She's cute?"

"She is my niece..."

"Oh, I didn't know one of your family married a..."

"No you misunderstand. She is my niece... who used to be my nephew... Jaune Arc."

Ozpin's face paled. Now he understood the veiled threat about calling Jasmine Arc, and why Glynda Goodiwtch was on the warpath. He had faced a similar type of anger right after initiation when Glynda took him to task about "Flinging her precious darling nephew off a cliff." It wasn't his fault that Glynda had been sick the day of the initiation planning meeting.

"He... er... she is a real heartbreaker, maybe instead of being mad at me... you should, I don't know, be chasing off the guys that are going to swarm her?"

"Jaune is attracted to girls."

"Not judging, but my comment stands. You know how hormonal teenagers can be..."

"Oh, I do, and I also know how geriatric immortals with too much time on their hands like to play around with us... mortals."

"I do no, such thing!"

"I have to tell you Ozpin, there is an idea rolling about in my head, and I am really tempted to follow through with it..." Glynda gave Ozpin a cold smile. "So before I give in, please help me."

"Help you do what?"

"Find an explanation why my darling, precious nephew is now female and a fox faunus." Glynda growled, "Do you have any thoughts on that matter?"

"Well," Ozpin paused, picking the words that would be least likely to cause Glynda to snap. "What do we know, about the situation."

"It happened last night. Jaune went to sleep as a boy. Felt sick, and then woke up in the bathroom as a girl, this morning."

"That's not much to work with."

"Humour me, and give me your thoughts on a potential cause as to why my darling nephew is now my adorable niece. I would LOVE to hear them."

"Well..." Ozpin paused as he racked his brain to come up with something. "Delayed side effect from a Dust experiment gone wrong?"

"Dust doesn't work that way, so Ozpin, should we see IF you can reach Mount Glenn?"

“I don't think...” Ozpin in his mind could see Glynda trying. He doubted he'd reach Mount Glen, as much as he doubted that his landing strategy would handle the crash landing he would end up having to endure.

"That's right, you're not thinking... so try again."

"Strange glowing meteor?"

“Really?”

“Rare flower pollen?”

“Doubtful.”

“Mutant grimm?”

“Seriously?”

“His semblance?”

“Jaune never unlocked his... her semblance, yet.”

“Maybe he... she has?”

“Doubtful.” Glynda's eyes narrowed. “I noticed you missed a possibility, that would actually be reality knowing what I know about you.”

“Nope, can't think of anything else. Sorry.”

“Magic.”

“Now, now Glynda why would you assume this is magic?”

“Because there is NO other reasonable explanation for it to happen. So. What. Did. You. Do?”

“Why do you feel this is my doing?” Ozpin shifted nervously in his seat. He knew without a doubt he had caused this chaos, but he'd be damned to admit it.; considering who he unintentionally targeted.

“Unless SHE has suddenly decided to change her tactics, and happened to be having a joy walk on Beacon grounds... there is ONLY you as the other suspect.”

“I'm hurt...”

“Not yet, you're not.” Glynda growled.

“I'm serious. I have no idea how this happened.” Ozpin lied through his teeth. He knew exactly how it happened, just not why he did it. Wrong, he did know. He wanted to have some fun and blow off some steam... he just hadn't specifically to target the young Arc heir. He just happened to be a target of opportunity.

“Ozpin...” Glynda reached out, still leaning over his desk, and grabbed him by his collar with her right hand. She yanked him forward until he was nose to nose with her. “You did this. You WILL fix it. Understood?”

“I still...”

“You WILL fix this, or...”

“Or?”

“Beacon will suddenly develop a Space Program.” Glynda glared, her green eyes borrowing right into him, “How would you like to be the first person on Remnant to set foot on the moon?”

“Interesting possibility, but I still have no idea what happened to Mr... Ms Arc.” Ozpin again lied, but he had the distinct feeling it wasn't working with Glynda.

“You DID this.” Yep he was right, Glynda wasn't buying it. “You WILL fix it. Understood?”

“And... if I can't?”

“You'll find out if the moon is actually made of cheese.”

“We both know that...”

“Ozpin.” Glynda cut him off.

“Yes?” Ozpin was unable to suppress the waver in his voice.

“FIX. IT.”

“I can try.” he whimpered as Glynda's grip tightened on his collar making it slightly harder to breath.

“There is NO try. There is do or do not.” Glynda spoke in way too calm of a tone. “And if it is do not... you're going to learn to fly.”

“I'll see what I can do.” Ozpin muttered, knowing he was defeated and resistance was futile. Though he refused to openly admit that he was catalyst for this incident.

“You will do more than see. Understand?”

“Perfectly.” Ozpin replied with a whimper.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Questions... and Nora Recaps. (1/1) (1208 words)

"Jaune."

"Yes, Aunt Glynda?"

"Cross your legs."

"Eep!"

"And while we are on it. Why are you still wearing that t-shirt?"

"The shirt and bra, Nora lent me, don't fit like they did before class. It actually hurt to try and put them on."

Glynda cast a sideways glance to the other members of JNPR, and instantly noticed the dazed and faraway look on Pyrrha's face, classic indicators that she was once again in fantasy land. Glynda just shook her head, before retuning her attention to her nephew... niece. She had to admit it, at least internally to herself. Jaune had always been a little feminine looking. In fact, until the age of ten anyone who just met him, thought he was a girl, though having his older sisters dress him up as a girl didn't help the situation any. Not did the fact he and his twin sisters, Rouge and Bleue, went through a phase of all dressing exactly alike.

"So does anyone, besides Jaune want to tell me what happened this morning?" Glynda asked, turning her gaze from Jaune to her three teammates seated on the couch.

"I woke up late because I forgot to set my alarm, and if I hadn't had to tinkle, I probably wouldn't have gotten out of bed. Pyr-Pyr got up around the same time..." Nora took a breath, "and she noticed that Jaune-Jaune's bed was empty, and I discovered the bathroom door locked. So we figured Jaune was in there"

"So after calling him for a couple of minutes, he finally opened the door, and ended up shocked as he... now she was face to face with Pyr-Pyr's boobs," Nora took another deep breath, "I push them aside, so I could go pee, and after I washed my hands I came out and asked Fearless Leader if she had always been a supper hot, saucy, seductive, angelic bombshell of a fox faunus..."

"Is this tru..." Glynda started to ask the rest of JNPR, only for Nora to continue after taking another deep breath.

"Anyway Jaune-Jaune started freaking out and while Rennie and Pyrrha we're confused I rubbed her back as Jaune-Jaune was upset thinking she needed to start liking guys, even though she liked girls..." Nora paused for a second and as Ren started to open his mouth, Nora started again. "SO after Jaune admitted to dreaming about Pyr-Pyr, which of course totally turned off her brain, Jaune needed to go pee, so being the greatest team member ever I took her into the bathroom..."

Jaune grew instantly cherry red as she knew what was coming up in Nora's story.

"It was after we got back in the bathroom, that I discovered that Jaune-Jaune went commando at night." Nora paused for a moment and both Glydna and Ren knew she had more to say, so they just waited. Nora did not disappoint. "So after a wipe and washing her hands I picked her out the cutest outfit, and then we kicked Ren out of the room so we could change... of course that was after Ren fixed the panties and skirt for the cute adorable mind melting tail Fearless leader now has."

"No, please, don;'t!" Pyrrha exclaimed, but Nora was not to be denied.

"So even though Jaune was embarrassed I got her to change, because you know bras and stuff... but Jaune bolted to the bathroom after Pyr-Pyr molested her titties."

"You what?" Glynda glared at the Four Time Champion.

"I... I... couldn't help it, I said I was sorry and offered for Jaune to do the same to me." Pyrrha tried to melt into the couch as she spoke.

"Anyway, after we got that settled, I carried Jaune to class, and you know the rest!" Nora grinned, totally self-satisfied that she had reported everything accurately.

"Jaune..." Glynda stopped as she noticed Jaune fidgeting, her face still cherry red, as she adjusted and rubbed her breasts. "Is there something..."

"They're sore..." Juane's eyes went wide in panic, "Why are they leaking!"

"Jaune? What do you?" Glynda then notice when Jaune moved her hands, the two growing wet spots right where her nipples pressed against the fabric of the stretched out t-shirt. "It appears that you might be lactating."

"WHAT?" Jaune screeched as she jumped up from her seat, causing everyone to wince. "No, no, no, no, no... I know what that means! It happen to Terra!"

"Jaune, please calm down, it is something that can happen..." Glynda tried as Jaune started to pace and hyperventilate.

"Yeah, it happens when you're pregnant! I can't be! I'm too young to be a single mom, I don't even know who the dad is! I'm going to end up on food stamps, living in the slums..."

"Jaune-Jaune..." Nora was in motion before anyone else could do anything. Grabbing Jaune by the shoulders, Hora turned the freaking out fox faunus and looked her directly in the eyes. "I doubt it, it is probably hormones, but there is a simple test to confirm, and we can have it done when we go to the infirmary."

"Really?"

"You tinkle on a little stick." Nora smiled, "One line not preggers, two lines..."

"Two lines?"

"Hello AUNTIE NORA!"

Glynda facepalmed, before looking at the remainder of team JNPR who had basically said nothing. She noticed the utter look of defeat on Lie Ren, and the glazed look on Pyrrha Nikos, face.

"I am going to call the infirmary and direct them to give you a complete physical." Glynda informed the group. "While that is happening, I'm going to speak to the headmaster."

"Why the Headmaster?" Ren asked.

"He needs to know of this abnormally." Glynda partially lied, as she knew without a doubt Ozpin was the cause. "I suggest, after the check-up, Ms Valkyrie escorts Jaune to the quarter-master and gets her a set of proper uniforms."

"On it Teach!" Nora replied, saluting Professor Goodwitch with a wild grin on her face. "What about Pyr-Pyr and Rennie?"

"They will attend their next class, and inform the Professor that Jaune and You are excused, by my authority." Glynda informed the team. "And just by looking at you, Jaune I have bras that should fit you, so after getting a uniform, please come by my quarters and I will provide you with the proper support. Everyone in agreement?"

Nora continued to grin, as Ren and Pyrrha just nodded. Jaune looked at her Aunt with a pleading look. As if she was dreading being left alone with Nora.

"I will get to the bottom of this." Glynda informed JNPR. "You are free to leave."

Steering Jaune out the door with a hand on each shoulder, Nora left first, with Pyrrha and Ren following shortly after. Once alone, Glynda collapsed into her chair and groaned. She didn't want to mention it to Jaune, but she knew after confronting Ozpin, Glynda was going to have to call Jaune's mother and inform Jasmine of the situation.

"I just hope, Jas doesn't go on the warpath and draw Kathy into this." Glynda shivered. Her twin sister were passionate about family, and she could only guess what would happen if the pair of them showed up at Beacon. "I'm not paid enough for this shit."

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault - AU"

Combat Class Chaos (3/3) (645 Words)

"JAUNE JONATHON ARC!" Glynda hollered as Mercury slid to a complete stop, totally stunned.

All around the amphitheatre, thuds and thumps could be heard as multiple students, both male and female, fainted. Jaune didn't pause with her chosen plan. She totally ignored what she had just done, pushing the embarrassment down as she followed up her first tactic with her second.

Drawing on fourteen years of rigorous ballet classes and training, Jaune executed a high kick. One of Jaune's struggles, for her tenure at Beacon, was how to integrate the grace and flexibility of her dance training into combat situations. Weiss, red-faced at the degenerate display, had to mentally compliment Jaune on her picture-perfect form.

Pain blossomed in Mercury's groin as Jaune connected with her primary target. While a ballet high kick was by far unsuited for actual combat, Jaune achieved the desired effect. Mercury bent over double as he grabbed at his crotch. Searing agony radiating throughout his body from that location. Without wasting an instant, Jaune grabbed her shield with both hands... and crashed it down on the back of Mercury's exposed head, much like how a professional wrestler would use a folding steel chair.

Distracted, Mercury was unprepared with the blow and was driven face-first into the floor. Stars flashed behind his eyes. Aura was a great discovery, and often prevented huntsmen and huntresses from suffering serious harm. But unless you were actively pushing it forward, it did little to soften blows; and Mercury was definitely not in any condition to have his aura up to soften the blow.

Dropping her shield, Jaune fell to her knees and used every ounce of her strength, and limited body mass to roll Mercury over, and out of the ring. Those who had not fainted, sat in stunned silence, as Jaune Arc, the absolute worst combatant in beacon's history, a young man that was suddenly the most alluring fox faunus woman in all of Vale, had just defeated one of the best fighters in class; and she had done it all without losing one sliver of aura.

"Winner... Jaune Arc... by ring out?" Glynda stammered out the result of the match.

Jaune totally impressed with how her impromptu plan worked out started jumping up and down, causing her unsupported chest to do things that caused even more students to faint away, in a second chorus of thuds and thumps. Drawn out of her revelry, what she was doing and did dawned on her. Utter mortification flooded through her entire being, and she dropped to the floor splay-legged, one arm across her ample chest, the other trying to hide her cherry red face.

From where he lay, Mercury groaned, the pain in his crotch and back of his head become dull aches. Glynda shook her head, and quickly moved to regain her own composure, and then control of her class. She moved forward and placed a gentle hand on Jaune's shoulder.

"Go get changed, and meet me in my office after class." she whispered into her nephew now neice's ear, before straightening up and addressing her class with a stern tone. "I suggest anyone who was recording this match, you DELETE it now. If I find out you haven't or Brother's forbid shared it... I will be extremely displeased."

Looking about, she noticed more than a few students doing things with their scrolls, and then moving to complete similar actions on the scrolls of the students that were indisposed.

"CMEN, please see to Mr Black. JNPR please assist Mr... Ms Arc."

The students in question did as they were bid, ad Glynda mentally prepared to eviscerate Headmaster Ozpin. She knew he was the cause of this, and would be Brother's dammed if she didn't force him to fix it.

"Class dismissed." Glynda informed her students as Mercury and Jaune were escorted away by their respective teams.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault - AU"

Combat Class Chaos (2/3) (819 Words)

"Excuse me, young man... er... lady? What do you mean, telling me No?" Glynda asked.

Mercury was at a loss as to what to do. He had been slated to face Jaune Arc, the lanky wannabe, and now he along with the rest of the first year class just found out that Jaune Arc was now not only female but also a fox faunus. Looking at the adorably pathetic figure, something twisted in Mercury's gut.

"What the hell?" he asked himself as Goodwitch and Arc continued to argue about if the spar could or should happen. The feeling was foreign to Mercury, and he wasn't sure what it was or meant. All he knew was if this spar was going to happen, he would end it as fast and as painlessly as possible. A soft yet firm push kick to her gut should cause a ring out. "That would be for the best."

"This spar is not happening, Jaune. You are in no..."

"You SAID if you haven't received medical notification stating I couldn't take part, that I would fail!" Jaune started to pout, and Glynda felt her heart being broken in twain. "I'm not going to be the reason for my team being disqualified!"

"But..." Glynda stammered, unable to fight the pure cavity inducing adorableness being used against her. "I..."

"I can do this!"

"Jaune, you don't have to!" shouted team RWBY and the remains of JNPR from their seats.

The entire class was feeling, uncomfortable, even Cardin, about this situation. I was bad enough they took a sort of perverse enjoyment out of Jaune's struggles, but now... it just felt so wrong and made them all feel dirty.

"I... can't..." Glynda whined, before with utter defeat in her voice, "Okay. Go get changed."

Jaune gave a weak smile to her Aunt, which just made Glynda feel even worse about this situation. Turning about, she made her way to the locker area. Mercury watched, and then turned his attention to the emotionally drained looking combat professor. With everything that had just come to light, he was even more determined to make this spar quick, he would just force a ring out, with minimal aura damage.

From the seats, Cinder's eyes narrowed. She could tell Mercury was conflicted, and that was not something she wanted to see in the assassin. Even though buried deep with in, a feeling of jealousy grew. How was it that... that girl could invoke such regret and guilt about her situation, when Cinder had spent so many years suffering cruelty after cruelty. It wasn't fair.

Several minutes later Jaune returned, clothed in a set of rather tightly fitting grey gym shorts, and a stretched out Beacon t-shirt. It was obvious to everyone, that Jaune wasn’t wearing a bra under her shirt. Why they didn’t know, and most of them didn’t care.

Mercury took on look at the figure approaching, struggling as she dragged what he knew was an arming sowed with mechashift sheath-shield combo behind her.

“Jaune… were is your armour?” Glynda asked.

“Doesn’t fit.” Was Jaune’s reply.

“Are you sure, you want to do this. I can make an acception.”

“Rules are rules.” Jaune replied as she finally reached the combat ring, and struggled to heft not only her sword, but, but also her shield. Inside Jaune was bemoaning the sudden lack of physical strength she had.

Mercury shook his head, feeling dirty and dirty for what he was planning to do to the pitiful figure before him. Normally he lived to beat the living shit out of people, but that instinct felt so wrong in this situation.

“Ready.” Jaune spoke up as she abandoned the sword and used both her arms to barely lift her shield. Jaune bit her lip, he knew she was even more outclassed than normal, so she formed a quick impromptu plan… she was going to win this, she had to win this.

“Begin.” Glynda instructed, her voice sounding pitiful.

The class watched in rapt attention as Mercury bum rushed Jaune who was still fighting to hold up her shield. They all agreed this spar was over before it had Ren begun, and to a person, including Cardin felt like ashamed about having that thought.

Mercury,, figured Jaune would hunker down behind her shield, which would work perfectly for his plan. Not only would it prevent much aura damage, but it would also give him a larger surface to push against, and seeing how she was struggling with the weight of the shield it oils make a ring out even easier.

What no one expected was jaune to drop the shield and suddenly grab the hem of her t-shirt. With speed that would have rivaled Ruby’s semblance, jaune lifted her shirt high.

Out of any possible action Jaune could have taken, showing Mercury the most perfect pair of breasts he ever saw was not one of those possibilities.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault - AU"

Combat Class Chaos (1/3) (986 words)

Jaune was blushing up a storm as she was carried into the amphitheatre that was the classroom for Goodwitch's combat class. She could hear the comments that people thought they were whispering. The urge to bolt was strong, yet she was trapped, on Nora's shoulder, at least until Nora gently set her down. But Nora, clamping her hand around the upper part of her slim arm, prevented Jaune's escape.

"No, Pyr-Pyr." Nora commented, "You're at the end next to Rennie. Not taking a chance of you molesting Fearless Leader again."

Pyrrha stutter and her face went crimson, but she acquiesced, and moved, creating a two seat space next to Ruby, who had a small pile of foil wrapped breakfast sandwiched in front of her, which she handed down the line.

Jaune hadn't realized how famished she was until she took her first bite, and to the utter shock of her gathered friends devoured the sandwich faster than Nora with a stack of pancakes. Still feeling the pangs of hunger, she turned her attention to those still eating. Pyrrha instantly tore her sandwich in half and offered it to Jaune, followed by Yang, who couldn't resist the power of Jaune's puppy dog eyes. Yang swore internally that Jaune's were more powerful than anything Ruby could summon.

Professor Goodwitch entered shortly thereafter and gave the gathered students a cursory glance, set about her lesson for the day.

"In preparation for the Vytal festival Tournament, we will be using the match and terrain generation system." Glynda waited for the murmurs of the class to settle before continuing. "While I can not alter the terrain of the combat ring, this will give you an idea of how things will proceed during the tournament."

With that, Professor Goodwitch lifted her tablet and brushed her fingers over the transparent screen. A second later, a large holographic display appeared behind her. After a short pause, the four panels started to spin.

With her hunger satiated, Jaune hunkered down and started to pray that she wasn't called up. She was already self-conscious, about her new body, and was dreading her Aunt finding out, about her situation. Ren had already let them know that the infirmary was expecting them after this class, and that was going to embarrassing enough.

It was almost at the end of the two-hour period, when disaster struck. The virtual slot machine stopped on her male version's goofy smiling picture paired with one of a grimacing Mercury Black.

"Jaune, you don't have to take part." Pyrrha whispered, as she and the rest of Jaune's friends noticed the look of pure dread on Jaune's cute face. "There are conditions, and exceptions, that fit this situation."

Mercury just smirked as he sauntered his way down to the combat ring. Everyone knew of Jaune's abysmal record, and below sub-par skills. This wasn't even going to count as a warm-up for him. With the cockiest grin she could manage, he took his place on the far side of the ring, and awaited the poor sucker he was going to obliterate.

"Professor Goodwitch!" Pyrrha rose from her seat, spurred on the absolute look of dread on Jaune's angelic face as she started to rise from her own seat.

"Yes, Ms Nikos?"

"Jaune can't take part today... he's not... himself."

"He's giving up already!" Cardin's voice rang out.

"Ms Nikos I understand your concern, yet unless Mr Arc has a medical reason to not take part, he is REQUIRED to participate. So considering I have not been notified of such a condition, he..."

"We are going to the infirmary right after class, we just didn't have time to this morning." Pyrrha cut off the authoritarian figure.

"I am sorry Ms Nikos, but if his condition was not serious enough to immediately go to the infirmary, and considering you haven't at one single point asked to be excused to do so, tells me that Mr Arc is capable of participating."

"But..."

"If he fails to present himself in the next two minutes, he will fail this class, and as such will disqualify your team from participation in the tournament." Professor Goodwitch informed the obviously overly concerned young woman. Glynda really wished the prodigy would grow a spine and ask her nephew out already. This dancing around her feelings was getting tiresome.

"It's okay, Pyr." Jaune whispered as she moved along the row of desks, while a growing set of whispers followed her.

"Jaune?"

"I'm not letting us get disqualified, regardless of how I look, and feel."

"But..." all his friends started to speak up, as they all felt the same as Pyrrha about Jaune's current situation. Mercury Black was a brutal opponent, making Cardin's treatment of Jaune in the training ring look like a school yard shouting match.

"It's fine... I can do this." and with that, Jaune ignored the rest of their combined objections and made her way down towards the centre of the classroom.

"And who might you be?" Glynda asked, her eyes narrowing as she noticed the definite similarities between the vixen approaching and her nephew. "I specifically called up Mr Arc."

"Um... I..." Jaune stammered, not sure how to broach the subject of her current situation.

"Speak up, Ms?"

"I am Jaune, Auntie."

"WHAT!!!" The class erupted in shock, confusion and utter surprise, over the sinfully girl next door looking fox faunus, being Jaune Arc, the absolute worse combatant of Beacon, and the fact that apparently Arc and Goodwitch were directly related.

"Excuse m... I ... huh?" Glynda's mind shorted out. "This doesn't..."

"I um..." when the young woman nervously started to rub the back of her neck, Glynda saw the instant resemblance.

"Ozpin..." Glynda growled, under her breath, before composing herself. "As I am now aware of Mr Arc's unique situation, I am cancelling this..."

"NO!" Jaune shouted, and then instantly looked embarrassed, her adorable fox ears flattening against the top of her head.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Calls & Conversations (1089 words)

Nora exited the shower after 45 minutes, looking refreshed and clean, though she still shot Jaune a menacing glare. Jaune's ears drooped, and her tail wrapped around her body, covering her face as she tried to further bury herself in the nest of blankets Pyrrha had arranged for her.

"Nora." Ren and Pyrrha commented in unison. "Don't."

"I will..."

"Finish that statement, and I'll inform Professor Goodwitch of your intentions..." Pyrrha threatened.

"Traitor!" Nora proclaimed.

"Nora, enough." Ren stepped into the conversation. "Once Jaune's back to normal, I'm sure he'll apologize..."

"I demand compensation!"

"Er... what? Compensation?"

"She ruined my shirt... I want it replaced... limited edition Ms Mapleworth t-shirt!"

"You want Jaune to replace a plain white t-shirt with a limited edition shirt that features the logo of a maple syrup mascot?" Pyrrha asked, a little confused.

"Emotion distress and pain." Nora stated flatly, and before anyone else could say anything, a "YIP" from the nest of blankets on Pyrrha's bed answered Nora. "Thank you for agreeing, Jaune."

"How?" Pyrrha asked as Ren rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Breakfast time!" Nora's chipper attitude returned, "Let's go, Rennie!"

Pyrrha watched as Nora proceeded to drag Ren out of the dorm, leaving her and her crush alone. Pyrrha was so conflicted. Her feelings for Jaune had grown from interest in finally having a friend into a full-blown crush... but the gender swap was making things confused. She still held feelings and was discovering that she was possibly more sexually attracted to Jaune as a female than she was when Jaune was male.

The ringing of a scroll drew her out of her musings. Moving to the nightstand next to Jaune's bed, she picked up Jaune's charging scroll, to see if it was a call that she should answer.

"It's from your... Mom." Pyrrha announced as she turned to look at Jaune. Seeing Jaune shrink into the nest of blankets, told Pyrrha all she needed. Jaune was not read for such a conversation, but fate intervened, and as she was moving her thumb to tap the ignore icon, she tapped the accept icon instead.

"Hello, Jaune why haven't you... you're not Jaune. WHO are you..." the cheery voice instantly turned menacing. "Who are you? Where is my baby-boy?"

/=/

Qrow groaned, his head thumping as the incessant ringing of his scroll stirred him from his booze induced slumber. Rolling over on his ratty couch, he swatted the detestable device, and attempt to fall back asleep, only for it to start ringing again. Once again he hit the technological annoyance, again, for it only start up again.

"This better be important." Qrow muttered as he rose, sighed and answered. "What do… Glynda?"

"Qrow I have a situation at Beacon. I NEED you here... now."

"Huh?" Qrow shook his head, not believing his ears. "What?"

"As I have already said. I have a situation that requires your assistance in resolving."

"What type of issue could you have that you can't fix with that semblance of yours?"

"An Ozpin caused one."

"Seriously? What happened this time?" Qrow asked as memories of having to teach a four-year student how to change back from being a transformed into a Komodo dragon.

"Jaune Arc. Vixen."

"Shit." Qrow groaned. It was not a secret to any of the staff or Ozpin's inner circle that the eccentric Headmaster had a habit every so many years of causing anarchy with his magic. Usually around the time of the Vytal festival coming to Vale. "When?"

"She was discovered transformed this morning."

"Wait, did you say she? Jaune's your nephew..."

"Was..."

"How... Ozpin."

"Ozpin." Glynda confirmed.

"I'm in Patch." Qrow informed Glynda as he rubbed his face with his free hand. "I can be there before lunch. Anything else I should be aware of?"

"My precious Jaune is also now a faunus, and Jasmine does not know... yet."

"Fuck." Qrow cursed. The Arc matriarch was well known for being rather overprotective of her spawn, and Qrow used that term lightly. When the entire Arc clan got together, those kids were Hellions, specifically when it came to embarrassing, or protecting the sole son of the family. "Are you...?"

"Not if Ozpin can correct this mistake."

"He wasn't able to for the fourth year, four years ago." Qrow pointed out, only to wish he hadn't, considering the murderous look that crossed Glynda's face.

"He... WILL... fix this." Glynda informed Qrow through clenched teeth. "Before Lunch?"

"I'm leaving now."

/=/

"Well. I'm waiting."

"She... he is in the bathroom right now." Pyrrha lied as she heard Jaune's soft whimpering behind her. "I'll let her... I mean him know you called."

"Really?" Jaune's mom's eyes narrowed, and Pyrrha felt fear and panic starting to coil about in her stomach. She had never been a competent liar, and the way Jaune's mom was looking at her, Pyrrha could see she wasn't buying what she was selling. "And WHOM might you be, that you have access to Jaune's scroll?"

"I'm his partner..."

"Partner," Jaune's mom's eyes lighted up and a slightly unhinged smile crossed her features. Features that Pyrrha definitely could see the familial resemblance in. " And what type of ... partner are you?"

"Excuse me?" Pyrrha wasn't sure what was being asked of her.

"Hold the scroll out, I want a better look at you." Pyrrha, still a little confused, did as she was bid, holding the scroll further out and tilting it slightly to give Jaune's mom a better look at her figure. "Nice figure. Good hips, ample bust..."

"Excuse me?"

"Have you ever thought of having children?"

"I..."

"I expect at least four grandchildren from you."

"Huh?"

"I suppose we should get on a first name basis. I'm Jasmine Arc, it is a pleasure to meet you Ms Nikos, or course you're more than welcome to call me MOM."

"I..." Pyrrha's face grew cherry red, as her mind switched from preventing Jaune's current condition from being discovered to images of her heavy with child, with at least three other rugrats with strawberry blond hair seated around her for a family photo.

"I knew it." Jasmine grinned. "You have it bad. Now, about those grand babies. I want..."

"Nine. Minimum... I can do nine." Pyrrha blurted out.

"Oh... I like you... nine it is, and if you want more..."

Jaune whimpered as she heard the conversation happening between her mom and Pyrrha. Don't get her wrong, Jaune liked Pyrrha more than just as a friend, but the glint in her emerald green eyes was terrifying to her.

(So I am working on some follow-ups to recent postings, and working out a few more posts for "Jaune Gets a Gun Au". Hope you're all enjoying this nonsense.)

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

... The Rescue (1397 Words)

While Glynda used her Deputy Headmistress authority to requisition a bullhead, the trio was totally oblivious of the impending doom headed their way. Or at least doom for Coco and Velvet, maybe less for Velvet.

"200 away." Velvet reported.

"Yes, this last one should put us over the top!" Coco responded.

"Over the top of what? Is there something you're not telling me, Coco?" Jaune asked from behind the changing room privacy curtain.

"Should we tell her?" Coco asked Velvet in a whisper, trying her best to avoid Jaune's now extra sensitive hearing from picking up her and Velvet's conversation. "After this last set? Sound fair?"

Velvet just nodded her agreement as she set for the next shoot. The wedding dress was hugely popular and the rabbit faunus was certain this last one would cause another explosion of reblogs, and follows.

"Jaune are you ready?" Coco called out.

"" Yeah, I think so, though..."

"Jaune you agreed after you showed me the wedding dress, which was still a shock to see you wanted to try that on, by the way. Is there something you want to admit?"

"N... no." Jaune responded

"Jaune?" Coco asked a second time, "Is there something...?"

"Never mind. I'm ready."

"Okay, just come on out, we're set."

The changing room curtain was pulled open and Jaune strode out with a confidence Velvet and Coco had never seen before. Draped in a form hugging black evening gown that stopped just above her ankles. It shimmered with red under the lights of the store. Her gorgeous mane of golden blond hair was pulled up and in a bun, much how her Aunt Glynda wore her hair. Elbow length gloves accented the ensemble, along with the four-inch stiletto opened toed heels. Which Velvet and Coco were shocked that Jaune was strutting in without an issue.

"Hit a few poses, Jaune. Flaunt what you have."

Jaune did as she was bid. Turning sideways and giving her back a slight arch, causing both her bountiful bust and awe-inspiring rear on prominent display. Coco, had to fight her rising attraction. Jaune was innocent and so seductive, even as her cousin, she was having trouble not reacting. Coco knew Velvet was having a similar problem. Jaune was a goddess of the feminine form. Exactly what both second-years wished they could capture and claim.

Jaune performed a slow spin, with a wiggle of her hips. She was obviously getting into performing, and completely enjoying herself. Which was a surprise, seeing as how much she would resist the dress-up games her sisters and cousins wanted to play when Jaune was a boy. Completing her turn, she started to sway her hips, in an almost hypnotic fashion, her arms slowly rising above her head.

"15,000!" Velvet shouted as she checked the analytics while making sure the burst taken pictures were uploading properly.

"Seriously?"

"Fifteen thousand what?" Jaune asked as she stopped her movements and planted her hands upon her wide hips.

"Um... Followers..."

"Followers? What are you..." Jaune started to ask before something click inside her. Jaune's eyes suddenly going wide in shock, "You didn't, Coco, please... say you didn't..."

Coco moved faster than Ruby, using her semblance, to wrap the suddenly very emotional Jaune into a tight hug. Jaune tried to fight her sudden embarrassment, shock, fear, and feeling of betrayal, and as soon as Coco's arms wrapped around her, she buried her cherry red face into her chest.

"It's okay, Jaune. They're just pictures of the most elegant and sweet girl Remnant has ever seen. There's nothing wrong with showing off." Coco used as a comforting a tone as she could manage, pulling on the few times she had to fill a similar role when Jaune got serious upset as a child.

"But..."

"I know it was a shitty thing for me to do, without telling you, and I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist."

"It's just like..." Jaune's shoulders started to hitch as she was failing to fight off her emotions.

"No, it's not. This was not done to embarrass you. This was totally done to show you off, to let you brag about how good you look. You're gorgeous, elegant, and so much more, Jaune. So, so much more." Coco offered.

"I'm gorgeous?"

"You are Jaune, and it's not just Coco and me saying this." Velvet spoke up, before checking the analytics again, "There are 16,000 people all over Remnant who think the same."

Jaune started to shake, and Coco tighten her hug, trying her best to ease her cousin's fear and embarrassment. So Coco decided it was time, to be completely upfront with Jaune.

"Jaune?"

Jaune's mumbled a response, was lost to Coco, so she just decided to come clean.

"We promised, if we reached 10,000 followers, we would open a OnlyFans for you."

"No!" Jaune shouted as she pushed herself out of Coco's embrace and start to openly panic. "I'm not getting gang-banged for people's amusement, or peed on, or bukkaked, or..."

Okay," Coco started to speak, entirely taken back what Jaune was admitting to watching, "Not to kink shame, but what the FUCK have you been watching?"

"Jaune, it's a fashion channel, like that is expected, or wanted." Velvet informed the stressed out young woman.

"But... there's always those freaks that ask..."

"Jaune." Coco's tone getting stern in an attempt to cut through Jaune's obviously rapidly rolling thoughts. "Velvet and I will manage the channel... anyone... and I MEAN anyone who pulls that crap will get booted and banned."

Before Jaune could reply, an aura of oppressive anger and displeasure rolled over the trio. Jaune and Velvet froze in place, as Coco's survival instincts kicked in, and she attempted to bolt for safety. She knew who was behind that aura, and was totally abandoning Velvet and Jaune to face the wrath of her Aunt Glynda.

The locked doors buckled and crumpled, becoming nothing but compacted balls of metal and glass. Glynda didn't say a word, as she strode past the debris and snapped out her weapon, a riding crop known as Disciplinarian. Coco didn't make five strides before she found herself frozen in place.

Velvet and Jaune's ears flatten on top of their heads as they chose to remain where they were standing, on the off chance it would lessen the possible punishment they were about to face.

"My dearest... niece." Glynda's voice was tinted with utter disdain and disappointment. "I HOPE you have a very good explanation as to why you not only attacked a fellow student... AND... abducted Jaune?"

Coco couldn't speak as she was lifted from the floor and levitated backwards, before being rotated and forced to look directly into the unamused, sharp green eyes of her Aunt.

"I'm waiting."

"I... uh... I..." Coco stammered as Glynda released her from the hold of her semblance.

"All THREE of you shall be facing detention. Jaune for skipping classes... one week. Velvet for her failure to stop your little operation... two weeks... and you, my dearest niece..." Glynda's lips twisted slightly in what could have been a cruel smile by others, but what Coco and Jaune knew was her way of controlling her anger, "Two months. Is that understood, by all three of you?"

"Yes, Professor." the trio replied in unison.

"Good. Pack all this up, and Jaune put on a uniform." Glynda commanded.

"Um..."

"What is it Jaune?"

"Can I..." Jaune started to ask, her cheeks a little red as she looked at the floor, kicking her right foot against the tiled floor.

"Can you what?" Glynda asked.

"Keep these heels?"

"Excuse me?" Glynda replied, a little taken aback by Jaune's request, before slightly recovering, to ask "And why, do you want those heels?"

"They're cute, and comfortable." Jaune answered.

Coco was just as stunned at Jaune's confession. She and Glynda both could remember and recall Jaune's clumsy nature. Tripping over her own two feet while in sneakers, and now she wanted to keep a set of fairly high heels. Heels she seemingly had no issue walking in.

"If she wants them..." Coco offered.

"Fine. Go get changed. I have a bullhead waiting for us outside."

Velvet, Jaune and Coco just blinked, at that statement. The clothing boutique was situated on one of Vale's more bust streets. Then they in turn shook the questions out of their heads. They didn't want to know.

(Just a quick question... should I edit all the posts, so you can click on the title and be taken to the master list?)

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Birth of GoldenKitsunneGoddess (2/2) (943 Words)

Jaune clasped her hands together around her fluffy golden tail, that she had unconsciously bent about her waist. The flower printed sky blue summer dress with a modest neckline, and short sleeves made the embarrassed Jaune absolutely cavity inducing adorable. Velvet couldn't help but be entranced.

"Relax Jaune." Coco called out, "Just be yourself."

"Coco?" Jaune whined.

"Let go of your tail, and give me a little spin."

"Can I just..."

"No." Coco snapped. "Now give me a little twirl, or better yet a pirouette!"

Jaune pouted, her hands tightening about her tail, and her ears pressing against the top of her head. The pure little sister innocence nearly broke Velvet, she had to bite her lip to prevent from going older sister on Coco.

"Jaune, just go with it, okay. You're beautiful, and elegant."

"You're not going to do..."

"No. Everything will be tasteful, nothing fetish-y. Just normal outfits. I promise."

"Arc's word?"

"I'm an Adel." Coco wanted to start to cry at the 9000 power sad puppy-dog eyes. "Okay... I swear. Can you give me a pirouette?"

Velvet nearly collapsed as she watched Jaune perform the ballet manoeuvre flawlessly. It was too much. Jaune was just radiating attraction while simultaneously inspiring older sibling feelings. Velvet was forcing herself to not act. To not swoop in, yeet Coco through a window and carry Jaune back to Beacon, and safety. Then her ears drooped. Beacon wouldn't be safe.

"Bun-Bun? Are you okay?" Velvet shook her head, trying to suppress her older sister impulses, once she realized Coco was addressing her.

"I'm fine, just... just..."

"Shocking, isn't it?"

"You could say that."

"All that innocence, and sex appeal in one package. We're going to have to be on our toes, Bun-Bun."

"Our toes?"

"You're an older sister, right?"

"I am."

"And what would you do if you knew your most innocent and angelic sisters were surrounded by hussies, sluts, hags, cads, chads, and all manner of other reprehensible people that will only want into her pants?"

"Murder, justifiable homicide." Velvet growled at the image that Coco conjured in her mind.

"Jaune's in Beacon. That delicate angel has no idea how appealing she is. How she'll drive people insane... I need to protect my cousin, and I'll need your help."

"You've got it." An alert on her scroll drew her eyes down. "Holy Fuck!"

"Bun-Bun?"

"Do you remember how many followers your Duster account had?"

"About 75, maybe closer to 80. Why?"

"I'm set to auto upload the pictures I take..."

"Yeah, that's normal practice for when we do these little shows. Again why?"

"Well you almost 80 followers is now 2000!"

"2000?" Coco was shocked, and grabbed Velvet by the wrist, so she could see the analytics screen for herself.

"And that's from just one outfit!"

"Coco?" Jaune's voice drew the pair of huntresses-in-training from Velvet's scroll.

"Yes, Jaune?"

"I don't like these heels."

"I found the lowest ones I could find for you." Coco called back.

"They don't work with this outfit. I need something else."

"Excuse me?"

"These," the pair of open toes one inch pumps, clattered along the floor from under the curtain. "Don't work. Ankle books would be better."

"Are you..."

"You want me to do this, give me what I need to feel comfortable, please?"

Coco inhaled slowly and then moved up to the change room. Sticking her head inside, she catalogued what Jaune was wearing, and made a decision.

"You're right." Coco admitted. "Definitely need ankle boots, and not black either."

"Maybe pink?" Jaune suggested.

"I think pink would work. Hold on for a minute, okay."

"Okay."

Velvet blinked, and then shook her head, as she could swear that Jaune was actually sounding excited about pink ankle boots. That was a complete 180 from how she was acting earlier. Shaking her head once again, she checked the analytics, and choked.

"4500!" velvet screeched.

"What?"

"You now have 4500, AND they're all asking who the vixen is. Some are calling her a Kitsunne."

"Bun-Bun," Coco spoke in a very serious tone as she came back from the shoe section with a pair of requested pink ankle boots with about a 2-inch heel. "Remember that project we were considering?"

"The OnlyFans?"

"Yes."

"Well it is mostly set up, it just needs to be named, approved and published."

"Prep it. We'll use the Duster analytics for each posting. If we can get what 10,000 we activate the OnlyFans. Sound reasonable?"

"What are you two talking about?" Jaune called from behind the curtain of the change room. "Do you have my shoes?"

"Yes, I do, Jaune." Coco replied as she rushed up and shoved the requested boots through the curtain. "Let me know when You're ready to come out."

"Okay." Jaune responded as Coco power walked back to Velvet.

"So what about a name?"

"Has to be catchy, and unique."

"Well the comments are calling Jaune a Goddess, Golden Angel, Vivacious Vixen, plus of course there are the few that are swearing fealty to their glorious Kitsunne."

"Golden Kitsunne Goddess?" Coco asked after thinking for a few moments. "How does that sound?"

"It'd have to be all one word."

"That's fine."

"Okay, I'll set for the next shoot, and get the ball rolling on the approval..."

"Ask for authentication as well."

"Coco?" Jaune asked.

"Are you ready, Jaune?"

"I am, but I have a question."

"Okay, and that is?"

"After we're done with this pile, can I pick the next outfit?"

"Sure." Coco answered as she watched Velvet nod, indicating the process was started. Coco laughed, as she thought of how GoldenKitsunneGoddess was going to take the online forums by storm.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Jaune-napped!!! (2/2)(841 Words)

The trip to Jaune's Aunt Glynda's private accommodations took much longer than Nora would have expected. Due to the state the medical exam had put her in, Jaune was barely able to walk, let alone navigate her way through the halls of Beacon. Keeping a grip on Jaune's upper arm, Nora guided her Fearless but dazed Leader towards the assigned destination.

Nora soon was on high alert. She could see the wanton looks of other students, both male and female, aimed at Jaune. Nora herself had to admit, at least internally, that Vixen Jaune oozed innocent seductive attraction.

"Thirsty Wenches, all of them." Nora mumbled as she shot all four members of NDGO an undisguised look, promising Broken Legs if they approached any closer. "A little push and Pyr-Pyr will finally make her move, Jaune-Jaune. You'd like that, right?"

Jaune said nothing as she continued to shuffle along beside Nora.

"You two would be so adorably cute, and so easy to tease when you get together-together." Nora commented as they closed on the door of their destination.

With a couple of knocks on the designated door, it opened and Nora led the shuffling Jaune into the room.

"What happened?" Glynda asked as she took in the condition of her nephew now niece.

"First gynecologic exam." Nora answered.

"Oh yes. Understandable."

With the door closed, none of those secured inside saw the beret and sunglasses wearing fashion obsessed girl peering around the corner. She had slid her sunglasses down her nose, so she could get a better look. She had been following Nora and Jaune ever since she saw the pair setup out of the cafeteria.

"She's perfect." She mutter to herself, as she assessed the innocent yet seductive girl next door threat to her own aims. "Bun-Bun would so go for her..."

"I would so go for whom, Coco?" the team in question asked as she walked up on the distracted fashionista.

"Um... nothing. I'm not stalking anyone, I swear."

"Coco." Velvet's ears narrowed as she saw the ticks Velvet had learned long ago that indicated that Coco was lying and planning something. "What are you up to? You're not going to try and scare someone who I might find attractive, are you? You need to stop that, I've told you... many, many, many times I'm only interested in a single person, and if she would stop being so dense..."

"You don't understand, Bun-Bun. This new girl is totally the most cute but sexually desirable vixen I've ever laid eyes on. I have to protect you from her."

"New girl? What are you talking about?"

"The blond haired fox faunus, angel that is hanging around teams RWBY and JNPR."

"Oh, you mean Jaune."

"Jaune?"

"Yeah, one of the first years I tutor, mention that Jaune has suddenly become a girl and a faunus."

"How... that makes no sense, I'm confused."

"So is pretty much the whole school."

"So my cousin Jaune... oh..."

"Coco don't. I know that look. Don't you dare."

"I'm not planning anything, even if she would be the perfect model. I could do so much with her."

"Coco, don't."

"Aunt Glynda would understand." Coco commented as she returned to watching the hallway. "You have the sack, right Bun-Bun?"

"Sack? What sack?"

"The silk, full body, bitch catcher."

"No?"

"Okay, then I'll just have to improvise."

"Coco?"

The door to Glynda's apartment, opened and Nora emerged with a slightly less stunned Jaune in tow. Nora waved, before starting to guide Jaune down the hallway. Coco pulled back, and flattened herself against the wall, her arm shooting out and across Velvet's bust making her also flatten against the wall.

"Coco?"

"Shush!" Coco whispered,"They'll be going by any minute now."

Velvet watched her eyes growing wide in horror as she realized what Coco was going to do as Nora and Jaune passed by where they were laying in wait for an ambush. As soon as they had fully passed, Coco sprang into action.

"Coco, NO! Jaune look out!" Velvet shouted, but she was too late with her warning, even though Nora seemed to have heard it.

"What?" Nora half turned only to get Gianduja in its handbag form right in the face.

As Nora went down, due to the impact and pure shock of the blindside attack, Coco made her second move of her impromtu plan.

"Eep!" Jaune squealed as Coco swooped in and scooped Jaune up and slung her over her shoulder. Spinning on her heels, Coco bolted past Velvet.

"Camera! Boutique!" Coco shouted as she tore past the shocked Velvet.

"Coco?"

"Camera! Boutique!" Coco called again as she vanished down the hall.

Velvet shook her head and sighed, as her shoulders dropped in defeat, before she walked away, knowing instinctively what Coco was planning, and unable to bring herself to also resist, the temptation.

"Ow." Nora moaned as she tried to clear the stars that were dancing across her vision.

In the distance, an insane cackling rang out, causing those students who were in the halls to shiver.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Early Morning Mayhem (1/2) (819 Words)

In almost a perfect replay of last night, Jaune once again found herself utterly sick, feeling like her body was burning up, and just like last time after emptying her stomach into the toilet she passed out in the bathroom. She had gone to bed rather early after getting a stern talking to from her Aunt Glynda. Though, she did come out of the whole escapade with a sweet pair of stiletto heels, which she had proudly shown off to the rest of her team.

But that was last evening, not right now. Right now, she was enjoying the coolness of the tiled floor against her chest and stomach. Which she thought was kind of strange, as she was sure that she had been wearing a set of night clothes Yang had lent her. Opening her eyes, she became confused, as everything seemed way taller than it should be. In fact, she could just barely raise her head high enough to see over the seat of the toilet.

Snorting, she then sneezed and shook her whole body, before stretching by pushing her front paws before her while arching her back. Wait, that's not right, she thought as she looked at the pair of canine paws pressed against the tiled floor, it was then she started to notice that her face looked funny, or at least the view of her snout. Okay, that wasn't right either, something was really off. Of course, she totally ignored the night clothes lying on the floor.

Growing a little concerned, she turned about, her nails clicking against the tiled floor, and headed for the door, only to start to understand she was way too small to even reach the door knob. Sitting on her haunches, she lifted one of her paws and then looked up at the door knob again. Her mind was still a little fuzzy from sleep, but she knew, that even if she could reach the door knob, she wouldn't be able to turn it.

Her vibrant blue eyes opened wide as panic started to set in. She was trapped. She was stuck in the bathroom again! Jaune needed to get out, so she did the first thing that came to mind. She shouted for help, or rather started backing and yipping loudly. She pushed how wrong that was out of her mind, and instead focused on hopefully making enough noise to wake someone up.

"Who put Zwei in the bathroom?" Nora called out, her voice sounding sleepy.

"I didn't even know he was here with us." Pyrrha answered, her voice also sounding barely awake. "Where's Jaune?"

"Bathroom maybe?" Ren replied.

Jaune knew they were speaking normally, and was amazed how easily she was able to hear them through the door. So she continued to make as much racket as she could. She wanted out of the bathroom, and she needed someone to help her make that happen. A few seconds later, she quieted down as she heard someone try the doorknob. It rattled but didn't open, it was then she knew she had locked it last night. So she started to whine loudly.

"Jaune are you in there?" Pyrrha called through the door. "Can you unlock the door?"

Jaune replied with a whine and a yip.

"Do you have Zwei in there with you? It sounds like you have Zwei in there with you." Nora called out.

Someone knocked on the door, and Jaune figured it was Pyrrha, so she again started making all kinds of noise, hoping to get someone to do something and get her out of the small room.

"Jaune, I'm going to pop the lock." Pyrrha called through the door. "Ren is going to leave just in case."

Jaune didn't care if Ren was there or not, she just wanted out, and she had no way to do it without help.

"You are SO going to explain why the hell you took Zwei from Ruby. Young lady!" Nora called out as the door knob started to glow black.

Jaune yipped in joy, as she heard the simple locking mechanism activate, followed by the door swinging open. She didn't waste a second, and bolted.

"Jaune!?!" Pyrrha screeched.

"OMG!!! SO CUTE!" Nora shouted, and before Jaune could get more than a few feet into the main dorm room, she was unceremoniously scooped up by Nora, and squeezed. "Can I keep her? I promise..."

Jaune wiggled and squirmed in Nora's tight grip, and after a second she grew even more frantic in her struggles.

"Nora... no." Pyrrha chided.

"But?" Nora started to counter as the blond furred fox in her arms really started to wriggle, squirm and struggle. "It's okay, I'll take good... AHHHHHH!!!"

Nora's scream brought Ren instantly back into the room, and after taking in the situation, he turned around and promptly left, closing the door behind him, while pulling out his scroll and calling Professor Goodwitch.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Jaune-napped!!! (1/2)(839 Words)

Jaune's face was bright crimson as she was basically led by Nora into the cafeteria. Jaune was mortified about what she had just gone through. She didn't even remember the stop at the Quartermaster's to get a set of new uniforms, even the process of having her measurements taken to the seamstress did not register. No, her mind was completely frazzled due to the body examine she was subjected to at the infirmary. The doctor, a kind and gentle raccoon faunus, had guided her through every step; but still, finding herself in stirrups with, a speculum spreading her open, had scared her. Jaune now understood why her sisters always complained about seeing the doctor every three years or so.

Pyrrha looked almost panicked at Jaune's state, but she kept her seat, as Ren moved to assist Nora in guiding Jaune to her seat. Jaune didn't notice. Her mind was overwhelmed, because after the full body examination, she was subjected to forty-five minutes, with the very cheery doctor going over her reproductive health. To say the former young man was traumatized and overwhelmed, would be an understatement. Just as Jaune was being seated, Ruby vanished in a burst of rose petals, returning seconds later with a heaping bowl of icecream.

"So what happened? Jaune looks like she's..." Yang asked.

"I had to take her to the infirmary." Nora replied as she tried to subtly pull Jaune's bowl of ice cream towards her, only to have Ren push it back in front of the blankly staring Jaune.

"Why? Is Jaune sick?" Ruby asked, genuine concern in her voice.

"Jaune's..." Pyrrha blushed as she tried to inform RWBY the reason for the trip, but she couldn't. Her mind going to that place only she could visit.

"Jaune's boobies swelled, and she started leaking..."

"Who is the father?" Yang growled, her hair starting to glow. "NO deadbeat bails on Ruby's best friend..."

"Yang, pregnancy is not the only reason a woman could be lactating." Blake spoke up, before looking at Nora. "She's not, right?"

"Yep, No Auntie Nora, at least for now. Ow! Ren!" Nora shook her fingers, trying to ease the sting of the spoon tap Ren had inflicted upon her.

"That's Jaune's." Ren said very calmly. "You can get some of your own."

"But she's not eating it. It's going to melt away and be wasted!"

"So, why is Jaune lactating?" Weiss asked, a slight red tint to her cheeks, that had nothing to do with her being envious over Jaune's endowment, or the fact a very un-Weiss-like idea was floating through her mind.

"Hormones, yada, yada." Nora replied as she shot Ren a pout.

"Jaune say ah." Ruby commanded as she reached across the table and lifted a spoonful of ice cream towards her mouth. Jaune's lips barely parted, making most of the melting frozen treat smear over her plump lips. Lips that Pyrrha was just gazing at with a vacant look in her emerald eyes. "Jaune, are you okay?"

"It was cold... so cold..." Jaune mumbled.

"Did she have?" Yang asked, getting a nod from Nora as an answer. The rest of the young ladies all nodded with lips pressed together. They all had suffered what Jaune had gone through and could emphasize, their own times being similarly overwhelming.

"It's okay, Jaune. We're here for you." Pyrrha spoke up, finally having broken herself free of her trance. She picked up a napkin and gently dabbed Jaune's lips, as Ruby prepared another spoonful of ice cream. "Do you want me to take her to Professor Goodwitch's room, Nora?"

"Why does she have to go to Goodwitch's room?" Yang asked.

"Bras." was Nora's one word answer as she finally snagged Jaune's nearly melted bowl of ice cream. "The one she borrowed from me won't fit her anymore."

"She can't be bigger than I am, and there is no way Jaune is a busty as Professor G." Yang offered. "I can lend her a couple of mine, until she can get some of her own."

"I think Yang and Jaune's chests are pretty much the same size." Blake commented.

"No way, she looks bigger." Ruby countered.

"That's because she's shorter." Weiss informed her partner.

"I could compare?" Pyrrha offered a strange glint in her eyes.

"P-Money?" Yang asked, a tinge of fear noticeable in her voice.

"No, I'll take her." Nora spoke up. "I promised Professor Goodwitch that I would protect Jaune's chastity from thirsty wenches."

Everyone at the table turned to look at Pyrrha.

"I'm not a wench." she mumbled in response, as she dropped her gaze to the table and started fidgeting with her hands.

"Okay, Fearless Leader, time to go see your Aunt, and get your girls some support." Nora stood up and gently helped Jaune stand. "We'll meet up for Oobleck's class? That's the last one for the day right?"

"It is." Ren confirmed.

Nora nodded to Ren and then waved to the rest of her friends as she led the still dazed Jaune out of the cafeteria.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Impending Doom (1161 words)

As Ozpin struggled to reverse engineer the spell he had used on one Jaune Arc, he was acutely unaware that Jaune's Aunt Katherine Adel, and Jaune's mother Jasmine Arc were making their way to his academy.

He paused when a cold tingle travelled down his spine. Pushing the feeling from his mind, he continued with his work. He had three more days.

/=/

Jaune yipped and barked trying to get Pyrrha's mind off of whatever idea Jaune's mother planted in her mind. But she was making no headway, but was hesitant about climbing out of the comfy and warm nest of blankets she was now curled up in.

It was then a knock on the door came. Jaune hunkered down, not really interested in finding out who was on the other side. The knocking continued and slowly drew Pyrrha's attention from the blank scroll screen she had been staring at since Jaune's mom had ended their call.

"Jaune your mom is coming to visit." Pyrrha informed her partner and team leader as she set Jaune's scroll back on the charging dock and moved to answer the door. Jaune "whined" and tried to bury herself further into the safety of Pyrrha's blankets.

"Hello?" Pyrrha greeted the dishevelled and scruffy man she found standing in the hallway.

"This team JNPR's room?"

"Yes."

"Good, I have the right room." he leaned forward, sticking his head into the room, and caught sight of a golden blond furred fox unsuccessfully trying to hide in a nest of blankets. "Yep, definitely the right room."

"Who are you?" Pyrrha asked as she stepped in front of the man, preventing his unimpeded entry into the room. "Why are you here?"

"My name is Qrow, I'm Ruby and Yang's uncle. I am here at the request of Glynda... to assist with this issue."

"Ruby and Yang's uncle?" Pyrrha questioned. "I don't see a resemblance."

"Is that a problem?"

"Maybe."

"Should I call Glynda and get her to vouch for me?"

"I think that would be for the best."

The man sighed as he pulled out his scroll and hit the dial button after selecting his most recent incoming call.

"Glynda, I need a favour." Before she could answer, Qrow turned the scroll about to face Pyrrha.

"What is the issue, Ms Nikos?" Glynda asked.

"Who is he, and why is he here?" Pyrrha answered.

"His name is Qrow, he is a friend who has... experience with what Jaune is currently going through." Glynda scowled, showing her displeasure at this minor complication. "Please let him in, so he can assist Jaune."

"Okay, Professor." Pyrrha responded.

"Thanks Glyn." Qrow spoke as he turned the scroll back to face him. "I'll see what I can do."

"Don't see. Just do. Kat and Jas are on their way."

Qrow's face went completely white. The call ended at that point, and he just stood there for a few moments, being watched by Pyrrha. With a couple blinks, and a shake of his head, he turned his attention to the red-headed champion.

"Privacy" was all he said as he stepped into the room and firmly steered Pyrrha out into the hallway. She tried to protest, only to have the door shut on her.

Qrow ignored her shouting and knocking as he focused on the bundle of fur on the far bed. Sharp blue eyes peered up at him, trying to gauge him, as Qrow sighed.

"I'm going to make this short and sweet. You are NOT trapped in that form." Qrow informed Jaune. "I'm going to show you how to change back, but first I'm going to show you something that doesn't leave this room. Understood?"

Jaune made no response, which caused Qrow to sigh once again. Not wanting to waste any more time, he shifted, becoming a crow right before Jaune's eyes. Qrow realized his mistake seconds before a blur of blond fur charged him. Flapping his wings, he squawked as he narrowly avoided the snap of Jaune's jaws.

Jaune wasn't sure what had come over her. She knew she was hungry, but the instant Qrow transformed, all she could think about was how he resembled a chicken. She liked chicken.

/=/

Locked out of the door, Pyrrha fumed until she started to hear yips, barks and squawks, accompanied by the sound of crashing furniture. Trapped out in the hall, Pyrrha could only imagine what was going on inside the dorm room, and it wasn't good. Growling, he activated her semblance, offering a silent "I'm Sorry" to Professor Goodwitch and the maintenance staff as she magnetically shorted out the door lock.

Grabbing the door knob, he twisted it and pushed it open, and froze as she witnessed the utter chaos transpiring with in JNPR's dorm. Jaune was chasing a crow about the room, jumping into the air and snapping her jaws trying to catch the evading bird.

"What the...? Where's Mr Qrow?"

The crow cawed, as if dove past an airborne Jaune, losing a couple of pin feathers when the fox's jaws snapped closer to his wings than he anticipated. Deciding enough was enough, and not caring that another person would know his secret, Qrow reverted to his human form and caught the wall bouncing form of Jaune by the scruff of her neck.

"Hey! Quit it!" Qrow snapped as Jaune fastened her jaws about his wrist, biting down as hard as she could. "That smarts!"

"Mr Qrow?" Pyrrha stammered out as her mind tried to make sense of what she just saw.

"Now listen! You can change back. It's simple. Focus on being human or faunus again, and I MEAN really concentrate."

Jaune her ears flat against the top of her head glared at the man, as she turned her mind to the task at hand. Her eyes closed as she put all her effort into doing what the man had told her. Qrow and Pyrrha watched as a golden light surrounded the form of the blond fox.

"It wor..." Jaune started to shout, only to stop and start screaming as she clued into not only was she naked, but the strange man was still holding her by the back of her neck.

"Shit!" was all Qrow got out before a knee connected with his groin, followed by having a wooden chair shattered over the back of his head.

"Jaune!" Pyrrha shouted as she grabbed her leader and crush by the wrist and dragged her into the bathroom.

Qrow heard the lock engage, and groaned in pain.

"Is this the security office?" Qrow's face paled, as the shouted words of Pyrrha reached his ears through the flimsy wooded door of the bathroom. "We need help. There's a pervert in our room that tried to molest my partner!"

And that was Qrow's cue to leave. Struggling to his feet, he staggered over to the window. Opened it and tipped himself out through it. Less than a second later, a crow winged past, heading high into the air.