#glynda has two sisters - jasmine and katherine

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Questions... and Nora Recaps. (1/1) (1208 words)

"Jaune."

"Yes, Aunt Glynda?"

"Cross your legs."

"Eep!"

"And while we are on it. Why are you still wearing that t-shirt?"

"The shirt and bra, Nora lent me, don't fit like they did before class. It actually hurt to try and put them on."

Glynda cast a sideways glance to the other members of JNPR, and instantly noticed the dazed and faraway look on Pyrrha's face, classic indicators that she was once again in fantasy land. Glynda just shook her head, before retuning her attention to her nephew... niece. She had to admit it, at least internally to herself. Jaune had always been a little feminine looking. In fact, until the age of ten anyone who just met him, thought he was a girl, though having his older sisters dress him up as a girl didn't help the situation any. Not did the fact he and his twin sisters, Rouge and Bleue, went through a phase of all dressing exactly alike.

"So does anyone, besides Jaune want to tell me what happened this morning?" Glynda asked, turning her gaze from Jaune to her three teammates seated on the couch.

"I woke up late because I forgot to set my alarm, and if I hadn't had to tinkle, I probably wouldn't have gotten out of bed. Pyr-Pyr got up around the same time..." Nora took a breath, "and she noticed that Jaune-Jaune's bed was empty, and I discovered the bathroom door locked. So we figured Jaune was in there"

"So after calling him for a couple of minutes, he finally opened the door, and ended up shocked as he... now she was face to face with Pyr-Pyr's boobs," Nora took another deep breath, "I push them aside, so I could go pee, and after I washed my hands I came out and asked Fearless Leader if she had always been a supper hot, saucy, seductive, angelic bombshell of a fox faunus..."

"Is this tru..." Glynda started to ask the rest of JNPR, only for Nora to continue after taking another deep breath.

"Anyway Jaune-Jaune started freaking out and while Rennie and Pyrrha we're confused I rubbed her back as Jaune-Jaune was upset thinking she needed to start liking guys, even though she liked girls..." Nora paused for a second and as Ren started to open his mouth, Nora started again. "SO after Jaune admitted to dreaming about Pyr-Pyr, which of course totally turned off her brain, Jaune needed to go pee, so being the greatest team member ever I took her into the bathroom..."

Jaune grew instantly cherry red as she knew what was coming up in Nora's story.

"It was after we got back in the bathroom, that I discovered that Jaune-Jaune went commando at night." Nora paused for a moment and both Glydna and Ren knew she had more to say, so they just waited. Nora did not disappoint. "So after a wipe and washing her hands I picked her out the cutest outfit, and then we kicked Ren out of the room so we could change... of course that was after Ren fixed the panties and skirt for the cute adorable mind melting tail Fearless leader now has."

"No, please, don;'t!" Pyrrha exclaimed, but Nora was not to be denied.

"So even though Jaune was embarrassed I got her to change, because you know bras and stuff... but Jaune bolted to the bathroom after Pyr-Pyr molested her titties."

"You what?" Glynda glared at the Four Time Champion.

"I... I... couldn't help it, I said I was sorry and offered for Jaune to do the same to me." Pyrrha tried to melt into the couch as she spoke.

"Anyway, after we got that settled, I carried Jaune to class, and you know the rest!" Nora grinned, totally self-satisfied that she had reported everything accurately.

"Jaune..." Glynda stopped as she noticed Jaune fidgeting, her face still cherry red, as she adjusted and rubbed her breasts. "Is there something..."

"They're sore..." Juane's eyes went wide in panic, "Why are they leaking!"

"Jaune? What do you?" Glynda then notice when Jaune moved her hands, the two growing wet spots right where her nipples pressed against the fabric of the stretched out t-shirt. "It appears that you might be lactating."

"WHAT?" Jaune screeched as she jumped up from her seat, causing everyone to wince. "No, no, no, no, no... I know what that means! It happen to Terra!"

"Jaune, please calm down, it is something that can happen..." Glynda tried as Jaune started to pace and hyperventilate.

"Yeah, it happens when you're pregnant! I can't be! I'm too young to be a single mom, I don't even know who the dad is! I'm going to end up on food stamps, living in the slums..."

"Jaune-Jaune..." Nora was in motion before anyone else could do anything. Grabbing Jaune by the shoulders, Hora turned the freaking out fox faunus and looked her directly in the eyes. "I doubt it, it is probably hormones, but there is a simple test to confirm, and we can have it done when we go to the infirmary."

"Really?"

"You tinkle on a little stick." Nora smiled, "One line not preggers, two lines..."

"Two lines?"

"Hello AUNTIE NORA!"

Glynda facepalmed, before looking at the remainder of team JNPR who had basically said nothing. She noticed the utter look of defeat on Lie Ren, and the glazed look on Pyrrha Nikos, face.

"I am going to call the infirmary and direct them to give you a complete physical." Glynda informed the group. "While that is happening, I'm going to speak to the headmaster."

"Why the Headmaster?" Ren asked.

"He needs to know of this abnormally." Glynda partially lied, as she knew without a doubt Ozpin was the cause. "I suggest, after the check-up, Ms Valkyrie escorts Jaune to the quarter-master and gets her a set of proper uniforms."

"On it Teach!" Nora replied, saluting Professor Goodwitch with a wild grin on her face. "What about Pyr-Pyr and Rennie?"

"They will attend their next class, and inform the Professor that Jaune and You are excused, by my authority." Glynda informed the team. "And just by looking at you, Jaune I have bras that should fit you, so after getting a uniform, please come by my quarters and I will provide you with the proper support. Everyone in agreement?"

Nora continued to grin, as Ren and Pyrrha just nodded. Jaune looked at her Aunt with a pleading look. As if she was dreading being left alone with Nora.

"I will get to the bottom of this." Glynda informed JNPR. "You are free to leave."

Steering Jaune out the door with a hand on each shoulder, Nora left first, with Pyrrha and Ren following shortly after. Once alone, Glynda collapsed into her chair and groaned. She didn't want to mention it to Jaune, but she knew after confronting Ozpin, Glynda was going to have to call Jaune's mother and inform Jasmine of the situation.

"I just hope, Jas doesn't go on the warpath and draw Kathy into this." Glynda shivered. Her twin sister were passionate about family, and she could only guess what would happen if the pair of them showed up at Beacon. "I'm not paid enough for this shit."

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault - AU"

Oz's Hazardous Encounter (1/1) (1100 words)

(Tumblr exclusive "Remake" of Oops My Bad posted on AO3)

Ozpin felt a disturbance, an aura of intense anger approaching his location. Swallowing nervously, he tidied his desk, and made himself presentable. Clasping his hands on his desk before him, he waited with bated breath. As if signalling his impending doom, the elevator dinged in a very sombre tone, before the doors slid open, revealing the source.

"Glynda, what brings..."

"Can it. I know you did something last night, not you're going to fix it!"

"What?" Ozpin squeaked before schooling his voice and regaining his normal tone, "What could you mean? I'm at a loss to what you are referring to."

"Ozpin. Do. Not. Make. Me. Call. Jasmine. Arc."

"Why, would you do that?" Ozpin's face paled.

"Because, you did something last night, and it has directly effected a member of my family... and her son." Glynda said coldly.

"I still have no inkling to what you are referring to."

"Really?"

"I'm serious. I don't know what you are talking about."

"My mistake." Glynda pulled her tablet from under her arm and appeared to take a moment to find something on it, before tossing it on Ozpin's desk. An image of an overly cute blond haired fox faunus woman filling the screen. "Explain. Now."

"Um..." Ozpin was at a loss for words. He had no clue what Glynda was asking of him. So he just went with being stupid. "She's cute?"

"She is my niece..."

"Oh, I didn't know one of your family married a..."

"No you misunderstand. She is my niece... who used to be my nephew... Jaune Arc."

Ozpin's face paled. Now he understood the veiled threat about calling Jasmine Arc, and why Glynda Goodiwtch was on the warpath. He had faced a similar type of anger right after initiation when Glynda took him to task about "Flinging her precious darling nephew off a cliff." It wasn't his fault that Glynda had been sick the day of the initiation planning meeting.

"He... er... she is a real heartbreaker, maybe instead of being mad at me... you should, I don't know, be chasing off the guys that are going to swarm her?"

"Jaune is attracted to girls."

"Not judging, but my comment stands. You know how hormonal teenagers can be..."

"Oh, I do, and I also know how geriatric immortals with too much time on their hands like to play around with us... mortals."

"I do no, such thing!"

"I have to tell you Ozpin, there is an idea rolling about in my head, and I am really tempted to follow through with it..." Glynda gave Ozpin a cold smile. "So before I give in, please help me."

"Help you do what?"

"Find an explanation why my darling, precious nephew is now female and a fox faunus." Glynda growled, "Do you have any thoughts on that matter?"

"Well," Ozpin paused, picking the words that would be least likely to cause Glynda to snap. "What do we know, about the situation."

"It happened last night. Jaune went to sleep as a boy. Felt sick, and then woke up in the bathroom as a girl, this morning."

"That's not much to work with."

"Humour me, and give me your thoughts on a potential cause as to why my darling nephew is now my adorable niece. I would LOVE to hear them."

"Well..." Ozpin paused as he racked his brain to come up with something. "Delayed side effect from a Dust experiment gone wrong?"

"Dust doesn't work that way, so Ozpin, should we see IF you can reach Mount Glenn?"

“I don't think...” Ozpin in his mind could see Glynda trying. He doubted he'd reach Mount Glen, as much as he doubted that his landing strategy would handle the crash landing he would end up having to endure.

"That's right, you're not thinking... so try again."

"Strange glowing meteor?"

“Really?”

“Rare flower pollen?”

“Doubtful.”

“Mutant grimm?”

“Seriously?”

“His semblance?”

“Jaune never unlocked his... her semblance, yet.”

“Maybe he... she has?”

“Doubtful.” Glynda's eyes narrowed. “I noticed you missed a possibility, that would actually be reality knowing what I know about you.”

“Nope, can't think of anything else. Sorry.”

“Magic.”

“Now, now Glynda why would you assume this is magic?”

“Because there is NO other reasonable explanation for it to happen. So. What. Did. You. Do?”

“Why do you feel this is my doing?” Ozpin shifted nervously in his seat. He knew without a doubt he had caused this chaos, but he'd be damned to admit it.; considering who he unintentionally targeted.

“Unless SHE has suddenly decided to change her tactics, and happened to be having a joy walk on Beacon grounds... there is ONLY you as the other suspect.”

“I'm hurt...”

“Not yet, you're not.” Glynda growled.

“I'm serious. I have no idea how this happened.” Ozpin lied through his teeth. He knew exactly how it happened, just not why he did it. Wrong, he did know. He wanted to have some fun and blow off some steam... he just hadn't specifically to target the young Arc heir. He just happened to be a target of opportunity.

“Ozpin...” Glynda reached out, still leaning over his desk, and grabbed him by his collar with her right hand. She yanked him forward until he was nose to nose with her. “You did this. You WILL fix it. Understood?”

“I still...”

“You WILL fix this, or...”

“Or?”

“Beacon will suddenly develop a Space Program.” Glynda glared, her green eyes borrowing right into him, “How would you like to be the first person on Remnant to set foot on the moon?”

“Interesting possibility, but I still have no idea what happened to Mr... Ms Arc.” Ozpin again lied, but he had the distinct feeling it wasn't working with Glynda.

“You DID this.” Yep he was right, Glynda wasn't buying it. “You WILL fix it. Understood?”

“And... if I can't?”

“You'll find out if the moon is actually made of cheese.”

“We both know that...”

“Ozpin.” Glynda cut him off.

“Yes?” Ozpin was unable to suppress the waver in his voice.

“FIX. IT.”

“I can try.” he whimpered as Glynda's grip tightened on his collar making it slightly harder to breath.

“There is NO try. There is do or do not.” Glynda spoke in way too calm of a tone. “And if it is do not... you're going to learn to fly.”

“I'll see what I can do.” Ozpin muttered, knowing he was defeated and resistance was futile. Though he refused to openly admit that he was catalyst for this incident.

“You will do more than see. Understand?”

“Perfectly.” Ozpin replied with a whimper.