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Kills 99.9% of All Germs -Anya-
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DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL SPOTTED! WHO IS SHE???
Today this individual has been identified as the serial graffiti artist painting over factory buildings in outer-Mercia. Please contact the nearest Legatus if you are in possession of useful information.
-From a poster left barely adhered by The Ventriloquist Bar
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Reverse: 1999 but it's every time Eve has to do a Double-Take
Damn, people in Chicago really have it tough, huh?
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DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T---
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This is one of the funniest bosses ever, I mean, LOOK at it! They HAD to go along with the female torso, they had to put the gorgeous golden corset vine thing on it, pick the colour of the skin to make it terrible and censure the blood pouring out of her head--- and then, all of Hypogryph were stumped as they realized they HAVE to censure the nipple as well. This is both perfection and the worst curse I have been graced with.
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Me: *Washing dishes* Pavia: *Yapping something about the rain again* Me: *It becomes a little too quiet* "???" Me: *Glances at screen, sees Pavia GONE* Me: *Looks away and then notcies----* "!!!!!"
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We interrupt this program to mention that THE GOOD BOY IS HERE THE GOOD BOY IS HERE ALL I NEED TO GET MY HANDS ON IS 6 AND ZIMA AND I WILL HAVE THE FULL TEAM OF CUTIES THAT I WANTED.
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I just realized the name of this attack is 'Poor Sod'...
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Aggressively tucking him into bed, so fast they create an Olympic sport after it.
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ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ЗИМА ДОБРЕ ДОШЪЛ УДОМА MY LITTLE SIBERIAN DUMPLING
O, he is getting MAXED
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Zima: "Can I not go?" Me: "It's going to be fine, just a little battle, you won't even get a scratch." *Starts level without looking at the requirements* Zima: *Is chosen to 1v1 this guy* Me: Zima: Me: Zima: Me: "I mean, you were unharmed, you oneshot him." Zima: *Never speaks to me again*
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Pspspsppspspspspspspspspspsps, SIX, COME ON OUT, I HAVE YOUR Sisterfriend with me.
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Fork: Holds things together. Holds something down for you. Knife: cuts away things, maybe things you don't want. Very much them
This still has me going crazy it’s so simple but
They also both have weird little gem things in the same shape on their weapons fhfhfjddjd
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My friend's called this one "Double Stuffed Cookie"
I ship Red Velvet Cookie and Pastry Cookie. Don't @ me.
#crk#cookie run kingdom#pastry cookie#red velvet cookie#redpastry#crk art#crk fanart#cr kingdom#crk au
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My top ships for cookie run kingdom like ever. But at this point it's old cuz after Peach Blossom came out I'm not functioning right--
#crk fanart#crk#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#crk art#pastry cookie#red velvet cookie#redpastry#tea knight cookie#eclair cookie#caramel arrow cookie#caramel arrow crk#rye cookie
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A Redpastry fanfic I wrote a while ago and I'm still proud of it. A Sinful Ache
Summary:
Pastry Cookie is devoted to the Dough, the Oven, and the Witches. But still, doubt can manifest itself inside the minds of even the strongest of willed people. Nevertheless, Pastry Cookie continues forward everyday until the doubts start turning into something else. Something more. Something that has her imagining sinful thoughts that she could never even confess to out of shame. Not even in prayer. Ignore them as she might, not even her dreams will grant her respite.
#redpastry#pastry cookie x red velvet cookie#red velvet cookie#cookie run kingdom#pastry cookie#crk#fanfiction#ao3 fanfic#ao3 link#ao3
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A healthy young man like how he should have been. Cakeverse AU Miriyu is the menace he was meant to be. Winning over his father's most loyal men, with charm and tactical precision, he makes the drug ring his playground. For all purposes, he finds Spoons dumb and gullible. Easy to use and torment. He'd rather not get Cakes nor Forks hooked on the drugs he peddles so he always makes sure each chain of supply is going to the right places and people. Miriyu Things to know: -his scent and taste is above a normal Cake. It's sometimes overpowering and drives many Forks to a feral sort of insatiable appetite. -he hates mess. -claims to be a virgin. -despite the games he plays, he is very dedicated to Ucchal and only let's him touch and devour him. -Loves to bully his 'dogs'. -Femboy Makima
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I made my own OC meme! :] The goal is to encourage people to think about their characters' word choices in written/spoken dialogue. Blank under the cut!
(the second one is transparent) Feel free to modify and redistribute any way you'd like, just be honest about the source if asked lol
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[Helldiver OC] The main Helldiver of the team. His dog tags are from an old team mate he had before the taking of the Creek. Godspeed soldier. (Godspeed to any Robot sympathizers--)
#helldivers#helldivers ii#helldiveroc#oc art#ocs#originalcharacter#original character#original charater art
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Why
Pastry Cookie came back to save Red Velvet...but why?
#cookie run fanart#cookie run#red velvet cookie#pastry cookie#cookie run kingdom#redpastry#crk#angst
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I cracked and pulled Kaalaa Baunaa. So glad I got Shamane too otherwise I'd have lost my mind.
#reverse 1999#kaalaa baunaa#shamane#r1999#r1999 fanart#r1999 kaalaa bauna#r1999 shamane#shamane x kaalaa bauna
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The day Pastry Cookie joins the Order. What do her eyes see in the far future? (Inspired by Trinity Blood. If you know you know)
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