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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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WAT

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Being in any fandom:

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On the note of Elon musk building shit that impacts marginalized communities, his Space X launch test site in Boca Chica is affecting the majority Mexican-American community! Every time a rocket goes off my grandparents home gets more damaged due to seismic activity. Also he’s dumping wastewater into the Laguna Madre which affects the shrimping industry which Port Isabel relies on. And the debris from the rockets fucks with the wildlife. But it’s space endevours and not AI no one talks about it

i mean this is what genuienly sometimes makes me angry about the ai discourse, right, people will momentarily like magically become aware of an incredibly severe and important issue but only for the brief moment and narrow understanding they need to complain about midjourney or whatever

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The next time you want to call a sequence “Well animated” do yourself a favour and rewatch it with the sound muted. Often times ir’s only after you remove sound from something that you can truly see if the animation underneath is actually good or not, or if the music/acting is manipulating you.

….but on that same note, “Well animated” does not mean “Fluidly animated”. Because something can be VERY well animated and have few frames if those frames are in the right place, or have a shit ton for frames and be badly animated because it’s over-animated and moves way too much.

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Anyway Superman 2025 is a remake of the Donner Superman (with the Justice Gang added for flavor)

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“To me, the core of that attraction is that she is a better reporter than he is. Think about being Superman for a second. The Olympic record for weightlifting is 1,038 lbs., but you could lift more than that as a child. The record for the 100 meter dash is 9.58 seconds, but you can travel over 51 miles in that time. Going to Vegas? You don’t need your X-Ray vision to win at Blackjack, because you can just count the cards while holding down a conversation about nuclear physics. Without really trying, you are better at just about everything than anyone else in the world. However, (as Mark Waid once pointed out in a podcast with Marv Wolfman) none of that really translates to your chosen profession. Typing really fast does not help your prose. Being able to lift a tank does not help you convince a source to go on record. It is as near to competing straight up with normal people as Superman would ever be capable of. Even then, it comes easily enough to him that you get a pretty lofty perch at a great paper very early in your career. It is just in this one context, there is someone better than you are: Lois Lane. As mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, you reach up for the first time in your life and she rejects you. To me, it is an inversion of the Luthor story. Luthor sees someone above him and feels hate. Superman sees someone above him and feels love.”

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Dean Hacker, comment on “Giving Lois Lane A Second Look, For The First Time” by Kelly Thompson (CBR: She Has No Head!)

#GoLois

(via wickedjunkie)

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He singlehandedly ended generational trauma right there

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things about middle-earth that sound fake to people who haven't read the silmarillion

the earth was flat until some people pissed off god enough that he punched it round

the sun and moon used to be trees, but a big spider ate them

elves even being in middle-earth can be traced back to one (1) dude hating that people mispronounced his mom's name

sauron is a werewolf

elrond's biological parents are a star and a bird now

there's a sexy vampire lady

fighting a balrog barehanded is so cool it'll get you reincarnated right away even if there isn't a current big crisis going on (sorry gandalf, glorfindel just did it better)

satan got banned from heaven for playing his own music too loud

if you were intense enough in life, when you die, you might literally explode

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Batman vs. Superdog

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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Interview

hope they explode like AAAAAAAAAAAAH THEY ARE SO AWKWARD LOSEEEEEEERS

The superbat worms are real omg it´s 3am...

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this is my favorite trend that has ever trended

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getting to meet the other endless this season really just proves that dream isn’t the way he is because he’s an endless. he’s just like that because he’s the emo middle child.

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It's been a while since I read the comic, but they did give many of Matthew's lines to Lucien or am I misremembering?

justice for matthew, not only did a lot of his lines get removed and therefore the emotional impact with Dream was GREATLY reduced, he also missed out on having his weird gay good cop/bad cop routine with the corinthian 2.0

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Ah, the 7 Endless. Destiny, Death, Dream, Desire, Despair, Delirium

and Dog