#rwby kids

[bssaz97]

Happy Birthday to Yang!

Ruby: Happy birthday sis!

Yang: Thanks Sis, you guys really went all out this year. *looking at the big cake, the presents, and the life-size Adam piñata*

Ruby: Only the best for my sister, now blow out your candles.

Yang: Alright *goes to blow but stops and frowns* Ruby…

Ruby: Yes, Yang?

Yang: Tell me why does the cake say, “Happy Birthday, Hag”?

Ruby: What? That’s strange. I didn’t tell them to write that down. But you know, maybe it might be a sign that you should settle down, find a husband, and have some kids. Don’t you think?

Yang: SIS I KEEP TELLING YOU! I’M TWENTY-SEVEN, DAMNIT! I’M IN THE PRIME OF MY LIFE!!

Ruby: YOU BEEN SAYING THAT SINCE YOU WERE TWENTY-ONE! YOU AREN’T GETTING YOUNGER!!

Yang: STOP TEYING TO FORCE ME TO SETTLE DOWN!!!

Ruby: THEN GIVE ME A NIECE OR NEPHEW TO SPOIL!!!

Jaune: They do this every year, you think we should say something?

Taiyang: Nah, it’s just the wine mixers kicking in. They’ll be apologizing by the end of the night.

Rowan: *whispers* Summer, weren’t you the one who decorated the cake?

Summer: *whispers* Shh! Grandma told me to write it.

Raven: *whistles*

Qrow: Real smooth Rae.

*The two sisters argued for twenty minutes straight until they cried and made up, then the family continued to spend the rest of the night socializing and watch some adventure movies.*

Happy Birthday to the Sunny Dragon,

YANG XIAO-LONG! HAG

[epic-arc]

Shark Jaune Au Short Number 2: The first word

Jaune and weiss were sitting in the living room watching tv with their youngest daughter on the floor playing with some stuffed animals until they both looked at her and she was looking back at them with a kinda sullen face. Jaune seeing that would be a bit confused and would pick up his daughter putting her in his lap.

Jaune: Hi my little fish, why are you sulking?

Jaune would look at the figure's face a little confused and they could tell that she was trying to speak or something and weiss seeing that would get all excited and pull her scroll to record her daughter's first words.

Weiss: Try to talk mama I know you can get my little princess!!

Gura would look at jaune and then at weiss and she would open her mouth showing her baby shark teeth and they wait excitedly for what she would say.

Gura:

The two hug Gura with tears of emotion and happiness and Gura was just laughing, enjoying being cuddled by his parents.

Jaune: I am so proud of my baby girl she managed to make her first word!

Weiss: I'm going to send this video to all our friends they have to see this cuteness!!

(Owner of the au: @rwby-encrusted-blog)

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Apis Belladonna: Hey, Uncle Jau - er I guess Dad now? When Artemis and I have kids -

Jaune: It's Going to be wonderful! You'll have nothing to worry about, even when you get worried. We'll all be there for you. Also Bite down on a wooden spoon during the birthing process.

Apis: Thanks for the Encouragement. Though, Why would I bite down on a spoon?

Jaune: When Pyrrha went into labor with Artemis I nearly joined your mom in the 'Detachable hand club.'

Apis: ...

Apis: Do you have any recommendations for brands?

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Meme:what if they had a kid

Ship:Sugarrush(ruby x nora)

Name: Loki Rose-Valkyrie

Gender: Genderfluid

General Appearance: Loki is taller than Ruby and Nora standing at the height of 6'6"ft with lean yet well-built body with broad shoulders, big arms and wide chest. They got two-toned hair of blackish-red and orange.

Personality: Loki is a charming, devious, sardonic, manipulative but loyal, loving and supportive young person with a hidden heart of gold.

Special Talents: Master Knifeplayer, Cunning Intellect, Expert Orator & Storyteller, Master Liar and Manipulator

Who they like better: Both

Who they take after more: Neither

Personal Headcanon: Ren is the surrogate father of their children

Face Claim: Tom Hiddleston

[epic-arc]

Weiss: Hehe you are correct my little snowflake mommy is much stronger than daddy~

Freya Arc: Ahh I got it but if you're so strong why do you have so many bites on your body?

Weiss heard that and would blush and jaune would chuckle and approach his wife and hug her putting his arms around her neck.

Jaune: Well dear and that sometimes in a fight when it is necessary you have to use strategies that are not very common to be used but just use this strategy of bite with someone you love ok?

Freya nodded her head showing that she understood what her father was saying and getting up going to the two and hugging them tightly.

Freya Arc: I love you both but don't fight too much I don't want either of you to get seriously hurt!

Jaune and Weiss kiss their daughter's forehead and she would giggle making her smile for both of them to appreciate.

"Daddy?" Jaune's child called worriedly at breakfast. The patriarch looked to his progeny with a comforting smile, sensing the child's unease. This would soon be replaced with his own unease at the following ask. "What were those... noises last night?

Jaune swallowed a lump in his thoat before he spoke. "Uh, w-well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they..." He glanced around the room for an excuse, and found it in Crocea Mors as it lay upon the table. "...fight?"

"They fight?" His child repeated, their eyes soon glittering with excitement. "Wow! So Mommy must be super strong! She had you begging for mercy!"

Jaune's face flushed, though his hand tried to hide it.

What does your Jaune ship have to say to this?

[bloodraven55]

i love you platonic friendships between male and female main characters

[turimoalin]

[abalonelyinspace]

If only it were so simple

[rwbysketches]

redraw of That One Pic

[ryvenox]

Red like roses

[tumblingxelian]

Yang & Ruby's Childhood

Oh how I wish, I wish that people would stop ignoring canon and pretending Yang & Ruby had functional adults who were good parents in their lives after Summer died. 

Because the fact of the matter is that they did not and canon has spelled this out again and again for the audience with increasing clarity every single time.

In Volume 2, Yang overtly states that Tai shut down following Summer’s to the point where his neglect became so pronounced a 5 and 3 year old who were grieving were left alone for hours and could disappear into a Grimm inhabited island looking for a different parental figure. 

Its re-established again in volume Five when Yang spells out to Weiss in no uncertain terms that after Summer disappeared, Yang, a five year old, was the one who needed to keep the family together and the trauma this inflicted on her alone is obvious. Let alone Ruby, because she was both being neglected and being raised by someone only two years her senior. Something Ruby fully acknowledges was the cast. 

There’s a multitude of other things I feel Tai has done wrong as both a teacher and a parent, but these one’s are undeniable, openly stated facets of the household. 

And Qrow doesn’t get an out by being the uncle either, oh no. 

Ruby makes it expressly clearly despite how much she loves and admires her Uncle she is very much used to him dropping back into her life shit faced drunk and being carted home by a stranger and needing to be taken care of. 

Again, by children! 

He has his reasons and his problems, but amazingly that doesn’t stop this from being a shitty way to grow up. No matter how much Tai & Qrow might love these two, they were not ‘great parents’, I wouldn’t even call them good. 

These two adults were negligent and damaging to the children under their care despite how much they may have loved them, and the fact that is ignored really burns me up inside. 

[sirazaroff]

Comms are down 🐰🧰

[epic-arc]

Best dad in the world

Jaune and Weiss were sleeping in their room until the two hear a child's cry and jaune wakes up and would caress weiss's head and he would go to his youngest son's room and he was hugging his blanket with tears falling from his face.

Jaune: Hey champ looks like someone had a nightmare? Can you tell me what it was?

Arthur would let go and hug his father and he would give it back and stroke his son's head trying to calm him down.

Arthur: I-i dreamed that you and mommy left me alone and a monster came and tried to eat me and I kept calling you but you never came..

Jaune would hear that and would have a smile on his face and fix his son on the bed and put his hand on his head and caress his hair.

Jaune: Hehe son, your mother and I would never do that to you and we will always be here to protect you. Do you want daddy to sing you a song to sleep?

Arthur nodded and got ready in bed closing his eyes and waiting for his father to sing and jaune seeing this took a deep breath and started to sing.

Jaune: Close your eyes Have no fear The monster's gone He's on the run and your daddy's here. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Beautiful boy Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Beautiful boy..

Arthur fell asleep and jaune with a smile on his face got up leaving the room and saw weiss looking at him with tears on his face and an expression of happiness on his face.

Weiss: You are an amazing father what do you think about having another baby? hehe!

Jaune would listen to weiss' proposal and blush and giggle and pick her up bridal style and take her to their room and they would both chuckle softly.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

I One of the reasons I like Arculus Rift, is because it's the two most socially inept characters together.

Penny only just learning how to read subtext, and Jaune being, well, Jaune, is just a very funny idea to me.

Especially since I headcanon their kid (at least one of them) would be the most charismatic person ever.

The most Suave, Smooth MF this side of Anima.

[madmanwonder]

(prompt, crossover, bnha, rwby, if they have a kid) Izuku and Sienna's child, please?

Name: Violet Midoriya-Khan (Formerly Slate Midoriya-Khan)

Gender: Woman

General Appearance: Violet shared the same physical attributes of her mother but with Izuku hair color, eyes color and skin complexion. She has a bengal tail as her faunus trait.

Personality: Direct, Confrontational, Determined, Cynical and Intelligent.

Special Talents: Violet share her father intelligence and hobbies

Who they like better: Izuku

Who they take after more: Sienna

Personal Headcanon: Violet is a bisexual trans woman who practices polygamy.

Face Claim: Sienna Khan

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Rebellious Arkos child: I hate you! I wish Weiss Schnee was my mom!

Pyrrha: Ha! Like she even knows what a mom is!