Maestro Lance (Beetlejuice Casting Parody)
After Alma Madrigal and Dru Gru die in a car accident, they find themselves stuck haunting their country residence, unable to leave the house. When the unbearable Minatos and their teen daughter Yukina buy the home, the spirits attempt to scare them away without success. Their efforts attract Lance, a rambunctious Maestro whose "help" quickly becomes dangerous for them and innocent Yukina.
Three generations of the Minato family return home to Winter River after an unexpected family tragedy. Still haunted by Maestro Lance, Yukina’s life soon gets turned upside down when her rebellious tweenage daughter discovers a mysterious portal to the afterlife. When someone says Lance’s name three times, the mischievous maestro gleefully returns to unleash his very own brand of mayhem.
In honor of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
Lance as Beetlejuice (Balan Wonderworld)
Yukina Minato as Lydia Deetz (BanG Dream)
Okabe Rintarou as Charles Deetz (Steins;Gate)
Bayonetta as Delia Deetz (Bayonetta)
Dru as Adam Maitland (Despicable Me)
Alma Madrigal as Barbara Maitland (Encanto)
Malva as Jane Butterfield (Pokemon)
King Dedede as Otho Fenlock (Kirby)
Mama Imelda as Juno (Coco)
Canele Cookie as Maxie Dean (Cookie Run)
Millie Feuille Cookie as Sarah Dean (Cookie Run)
Starscream as Bernard (Transformers)
Mashiro Kurata as Grace (BanG Dream)
Aya Maruyama as Beryl (BanG Dream)
Byron as The Preacher (Brawl Stars)
Bruce Stone as The Janitor (Balan Wonderworld)
Lt. Surge as Road Kill Man/The Messenger (Pokemon)
Lola as Miss Argentina/The Receptionist (Brawl Stars)
Gray as Himself/Miss Argentina’s Co Star (Brawl Stars)
Shadow!Lance as Snake!Beetlejuice (Balan Wonderworld)
Colt as Harry The Hunter (Brawl Stars)
Knockout as Char Man (Transformers)
Gooey as The Minister (Kirby)
Marina Tsukishima as Magician’s Assistant (BanG Dream)
Various Characters as the Netherworld Ghosts
Yuri Brand as Astrid Deetz (Balan Wonderworld)
Sam Witwicky as Rory (Transformers)
Mistress Nine as Delores (Sailor Moon)
Ryotsu Kankichi as Wolf Jackson (Kochikame)
Anxiety as Bob (Inside Out)
Here’s your hint for the next casting (It’s Pixar):
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request for cottagecore + sad-ish? id pack? please + thanks!
here's my attempt!
assuming id pack includes more than just the usual npts i'll throw in a few cottagecore and sad related labels i found
(nick)names:
ambrose, amos, ansel, acacia, ada, adelaide, arwin/arwen, ava, avery/averie, aviva, amaranth, able, arbor, art, arty/artie, asher, ainsley, acheron, adalia
brandy/brandi, branwen, billie/billy, bryony, bill, banner, booker, bram
barley, brion, brian, bryce
chloris, chandra, cyrene, cayenne, cade, clyde, chester, cliff
denna, diana/dianna, diona, donna/dona, derby, dallas, danica, daphne, dixie, dawn, dylan
edmund, elenore, elodie, eudora, elenore/eleanor, ebony, erica, eila, eira, eve, eithne, everlee, elize, eliza, elizabeth, everlyn, elwood, emerson, elowen
finnegan, freddy/freddie, frederick, fallin/fallon, florance/florence
fable, frank, frankie/franky, franklin/franklyn, faine, filbert, finneas
ginny/ginnie, gale, georgia, george, georgina, granger
halcyone, hana/hanna/hannah, harriet, harry, hayley/hailie/hailey, halie/hallie, heather, harlowe/harlow, harrow, hadar, hawl, hayes,
huck, holden, huso
ilana, illiana/iliana, ingrid, ivory
jane, janet/janette, jesse/jessie, josie, jose, jack, jackie, jackson
kingston, kodi/kodie, kodiak, kylan
lupin, lian, liana/lianna, liane/lianne, linc, linden, lyle, lucius
maisie, matilda, maude, mabel, merle, marin, mica/mika, mason/macon, martin, miller, miles
nellie, nyssa, ned, nick, ness
opholia, oliver, olive, olivia, oleander, odell, oriel, oscar
paisley, poppy, posie, phineas, parker
rose, rosemary/rosemarie, rosy/rosie, rory, rosette, rosetta, rue, rosabel/rosabell/rosabelle, rosa, rosabela/rosabella, rosella, rosaria,
rosario, rob, robert, ray, reed, ridge, ryland, rowan, roan
shiloh, sharon, scarlet/scarlett/skarlett, sam, samantha, samuel, sunny/sunnie, sawyer, shaw, shay, steve, stevie, stevia, sorell/sorrell, seb, sebby/sebbie, sebastian, saddie/sadie, sade
theodore, theo, tori, toria, tamie/tammie, tawny, terra, timber, tim,
timothy, tanner, teddy/teddie, trevis/travis, trevor, tyler, tristan/tristin, tristah/trista, trystia
verginia, vicky/vickie, victor, victoria, viola, violet/violette,
violeta/violetta, valerian, vernon
winnie, willa, winston, winifred, winslow, will, william, willow, wade, wagner, warren, watts, watson, wilhelmina
yvonne, yves
zephyr/zephyre, zara, zinnia, zion
surnames:
appleyard, ashton, ashwood
baker, brookstone, butterfield
catkin, cobbler, cooper, copper, copperwood, copperfield, crestfallen
dogwood, direwood, direbrook, direfield, desperfield, downyard
doleman
fenlon, falkner, forlorn
greenwood, greenfield, golding, goldwood, goldfield, griefman, griefwood, gardner
hilbrook, holbrook, heath, horsewood, horsefield, hawksley, harrowing, hawkswood, hawthorne, hawkner, hawkfield, holloway, hallowood
larken, limewood, lockhart, lovejoy
mourner, mournwright, mournman
nettleship
plowman, penrose, penwright
redbrook, rosedale, redwood, rosewood, redfield
summerfield, sweetnam, seawright, sorrowfield, sorrowbrook, shamewood, shamewright
thacker, thatcher
westfield, wainwright, write/wright, wagonwright, woodsman, wyrmwood/wormwood, winterwood, winterrose, wretchwood, wretchman
system names:
the cottagecore *system, the sorrowful system, the melancholic cottage system, the mourning flowerbed system, the gloomy garden system, the tearful system, the harvest system
1st p prns: i/me/my/mine/myself
ci/cotte/cottagy/cottagine/cottageself
hi/he/hy/harvestine/harvestself
gi/garde/gardy/gardine/gardenself
si/sade/sady/sadine/sadself
si/sorre/sorry/sorrowine/sorrowself
mi/me/mely/melancholine/melancholyself
2nd p prns: you/your/yours/yourself
co/cottager/cottagers/cottagerself
ho/harvester/harvesters/harvesterself
go/gardener/gardeners/gardenerself
so/sader/sadders/sadderself
so/sorrower/sorrowers/sorrowerself
mo/melancholer/melancholers/melancholerself
3rd p prns: they/them/theirs/themself
co/cottage, cott/age, cot/cottage, cot/tage, cottage/cottages, cottage/core
har/vest, ha/harvest, harv/est, harvest/harvests
gar/den, gar/garden, garden/gardens, garden/core
farm/core
sa/sad, sad/sads, sa/ad, sad/sadden, so/sorrow, sor/row, sorr/ow, sorrow/sorrows, sorrow/sorrowful
mel/melancholy, mel/ancholy, melan/choly, melancholy/melancholies, melancholy/melchancholic
titles:
the weeping gardener, the mourning farmer, the sad cottage dweller, the melancholic planter, the sorrowful woodsman
**one who lives a sad cottage life, one who mourns within ones cottage, one who weeps amongst ones gardens, one who copes with sadness through cottage life
book titles:
the sad little cottage, a melancholic villager, the weeping willows, the mourning garden, the sorrows of an old cottage, a pitiful harvest
genders:
buncottagecoric(link),
cottagegoric(link), cafdreamian(link), cottagecrittean(link), cottagecoric(link), Cálidatierramielgender(link)
epuisetristic(link)
gendersob(link)
Sadnostacatgender(link)
orientations: (n/a)
other:
cottagecore bpd(link)
many can be found by searching cottagecore genders/mogai/liom as well, there are many versions of cottagecore flags especially for lgbt related labels so they should not be hard to find if you feel like looking!
*system can be replaced with any alternative (ex. cluster, collective, hoard/horde, etc)
**one can be replaced with any prn
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Beetlejuice fan drums up Adam and Barbara murder theory.
Via METRO.
Movie fans have always been keen to dive deeper into their favourite films to bring about their own theories on what happened. Behind the script, if you will.
One of which has recently come about as to the deaths of Adam and Barbara Maitland (played by Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis) in Tim Burton’s 1988 classic Beetlejuice.
Mere minutes into the film, old mate Adam is driving along with his wife, Barbara, when they swerve to avoid hitting a dog and thus plunge into a river near their house. Sorry, spoiler alert.
Fans of the movie have since simply accepted they died because of the dog swerving incident.
However, what if there was foul play involved? Bet you never thought of that, eh?
One Reddit user has been quiet for too long and decided to put their theory to the world – and it’s got a lot of nods from the rest of the Beetlejuice-universe.
In a post titled: Adam & Barbara Maitland didn’t die in an accident. They were murdered!, the sceptic believed the dastard realtor Jane had something to do with it all.
‘[They were murdered] By none other than their rudely overbearing realtor, Jane Butterfield. From the very moment Jane jump scares her way into the story she’s hot on the Maitland’s asses to allow her to sell their house, and it’s noted, that they’ve refused repeatedly,’ they passionately wrote.
‘Adam & Barbara go into town almost immediately after Jane leaves their house and are killed returning home when their car goes off a bridge to avoid hitting a dog.
‘I propose that after being refused too many times and in need of a commission to care for her weirdass, sickly son [son? Jane has a daughter, little Jane}, that Jane cut the brakes of the Maitland’s car which is why they couldn’t stop from going off the bridge. Damage to the car hid Jane’s sabotage and she walked away scot free with a hefty commission after a quick turnover of the house to the Deetz’s.’
This is some groundbreaking stuff and Jane really has a lot to answer for.
While many a theory is immediately dismissed by the fandom, this one seemed to have legs (even though some did debate the extent to which Jane would have had to cut the brake line in order to have an effect on the car during the return from the store and not be noticed by Adam on the drive there…).
One agreed: ‘That would explain why they are ghosts doing a haunting instead of moving on. Unfinished business and foul play leading to ghosts and all that.’
Another added: ‘I’m good with it. I always thought she was creepy. And that does feel like a burtonesque tid bit! (sic)’
However some mechanics weren’t buying it, as one said: ‘She would’ve had to research how to perfectly cut the line so it lasted longer, and she would’ve had to been lucky that Adam wouldn’t notice any difference in his brakes, while also having the brakes only go out at the perfect time for it to matter at the bridge.
‘That’s a lot of coincidental stuff that has to come together for it to work.’
Look, whether Jane messed with the mechanics or not, the movie would have been so depressing had we just been stuck with Adam and his miniature model of the town.
Catherine O’Hara’s Delia and Winona Ryder’s Lydia really gave it some oomph.
Oh, and Beetlejuice.
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Anyone who's seen the movie knows the dog did it.
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Bubbler (Beetlejuice Parody) Cast
“After White Lily Cookie (Erica Mendez) and Pure Vanilla Cookie (Yuri Lowenthal) die in a car accident, they find themselves stuck haunting their country residence, unable to leave the house. When the unbearable Inhabitants and teen daughter Alya (Carrie Keranen) buy the home, the Ancient Cookies attempt to scare them away without success. Their efforts attract Bubbler (Ben Diskin), a rambunctious Akuma whose "help" quickly becomes dangerous for the Ancient Cookies and innocent Alya.”
In honor of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, it’s showtime again! 🖤🤍🪲
Bubbler (Miraculous Ladybug) as Beetlejuice
Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run) as Adam Maitlands
White Lily Cookie (Cookie Run) as Barbara Maitlands
Alya (Miraculous Ladybug) as Lydia Deetz
Sana Hudson (Balan Wonderworld) as Charles Deetz
Eis Glover (Balan Wonderworld) as Delia Deetz
Pastry Cookie (Cookie Run) as Jane Butterfield
Butter Roll Cookie (Cookie Run) as Otho
Hollis Forsythe (Psychonauts) as Juno
Milla Vodello (Psychonauts) as Miss Argentina (With Sasha Nein as an Extra)
Elder Custard Cookie (Cookie Run) as Maxie Dean
Pomegranate Cookie (Cookie Run) as Sarah Dean
Boyd Cooper (Psychonauts) as Bernard
Raspberry Cookie (Cookie Run) and Raspberry Mousse Cookie (Cookie Run) as Grace and Beryl
Jelly Wyrm (Cookie Run) as Snake! Beetlejuice
Ford Cruller (Psychonauts) as The Janitor
Pesci (Jjba) as Harry the Hunter
Abbacchio (Jjba) as The Preacher
Zombizou (Miraculous Ladybug) as Magician’s Assistant
Formaggio (Jjba) as Char Man
Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run) as The Minister
Various Characters as The Ghosts of The Netherworld
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