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Ship of Theseus Vox where he's replaced so many of his parts over the years that he doesn't even know if he's the same person anymore...

Something told me yall would like this

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Once again, the Venn diagram between two of my favorite fandoms is just a fucking circle!

I'm sorry but Hugo and Varian are 100% Alastor and Lucifer coded. Change my mind.

Like take a moment to think about it...

Hugo has Alastor energy and Varian has Lucifer energy. I can't stop thinking about it. And I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who thought of this.

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YES! As someone who has a different PD and is interested in learning about PDs, Blitz is EXTREMELY BPD coded! I know armchair diagnosing fictional characters when no specific diagnosis is confirmed in the text can get controversial, but I think it's interesting to speculate, just as long as we don't assume ALL people with this disorder are exactly like this character. I'll probably do a more detailed post on this at another time, but YES. EMPHATICALLY AGREE. GET THIS MAN THERAPY. While we're at it, Stolas needs therapy too, for different reasons. They both need to avoid each other for a while, work on themselves, and maybe get back together when they've learned some new coping skills.

I was thinking about Blitz in Apology Tour and just you know, how fucked up he is in general and goddamn it this man actually needs fucking therapy.

Like I've headcanoned Blitz as having BPD for a while now and watching him in Apology Tour practically confirmed it. The abandonment issues, the impulsivity, the anger issues, the self-hatred, the desperate need for validation all the while pushing people away.

Seriously I want to actually see Blitz in therapy for this shit. Like at the beginning of Ghostfuckers can we get a minute of Blitz actually talking about his issues because he's now trying to better himself? Pretty please?

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What if Alastor got a manicure?

Random thought while getting a manicure today: would Alastor ever get one? I had this picture in my head of Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb painting his nails, but I don't think he'd let them touch him. Niffty, I think we would let her paint his nails if she wanted to! Just no pedicures though... I don't think he'd like people touching his feet. What if he's secretly ticklish there and it's his one big weakness?

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stayed up way past my bedtime for this

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I like the idea of Rosie being one of the first, if not THE first, person to meet Alastor when he descends to Hell! I could see them having am immediate platonic attraction to each other. (I headcanon them as being in a QPR!)

Radiorose Week 2.0 | Day 1 - First Meeting

I made the whole comic about it, can i skip this day? No... fiiiineee here they are... Once again.

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For a while now I've been working on a fic where all the overlords have in-universe fan clubs in Hell, and Alastor deliberately avoids his fans most of the time lol! I should at the very least give Emberlyn a cameo in that fic! She'd be all over fandom culture in Hell.

He'd be terrified..

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In some ways, human Alastor looks more unsettling than demon Alastor! A human smiling too much can set off our primal uncanny valley alarms, especially if the smile doesn't reach their eyes. If it's a cartoon demon, it's abstracted enough for us to take it in stride, but irl someone who smiles all the time can look suspicious. While he was alive, I think some people would have sensed something off about him, but not have dared articulate it.

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If Sunset Boulevard characters went to Hell in the Hellaverse...

WARNING Post contains spoilers for a move that came out about three quarters of a century ago! Recently I was rewatching Sunset Boulevard, an old favorite movie of mine, and I was imagining what Joe Gillis and Norma Desmond's sinnersonas would look like. By the standards of the Hellaverse, they'd both be in Hell for sure! And Joe would be trying to avoid Norma for all eternity. For Joe's demon form, he would probably be something that looks perpetually wet and he'd have marks on his body where Norma shot him, since he died by being shot and falling into her swimming pool. Either that or he would be a typewriter based demon to reflect his profession as a writer. Perhaps his body would have an attached typewriter that doesn't even work, to reflect how he failed as a writer. Just the weight of his failures stuck to him forever! Norma would definitely be movie based. She would look like a projection and she would be in black and white. She would flicker when upset. Since she was a silent film actress obsessed with the past, maybe she would only be able to speak in captions, being silent forever just like her old image. Her fate is left a little uncertain at the end of the movie, so we don't know how she eventually dies. She probably would have spent her last years in a prison or mental institution, rotting away forgotten after the brief media flurry around her murder of Joe. Perhaps she would have died quietly of natural causes, still wrapped up in her delusions to the very end. I don't think either one of them would be an especially powerful demon. Joe would just try to keep his head down and get by, and Norma would be too unstable to climb the ranks in the demon world.. Maybe some fans who died during her glory days would recognize her though! She could get to have some real fans adoring her again! Alastor isn't fond of movies from what we can tell, but he might have a passing knowledge that she was a thing at some point. Definitely wouldn't be a fan though.

People who have seen both Sunset Boulevard and Hazbin Hotel (I'm sure it's not just me in that category lol,) what do you think they would look like? How do you think they would cope with being in Hell?

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About Alastor's Antlers

So... if Alastor shed his antlers seasonally, like real deer do, what do you think he'd do with the ones he shed? Something tells me an item like that could potentially be a weakness if it fell into enemy hands. There is an old trope in magic of using someone's body parts in order to put a spell on them, so it could be a liability to have your old antlers just laying around. Would he keep the antlers somewhere? Destroy them? And most importantly, would Vox have somehow gotten ahold of some of his old antlers for his Alastor shrine?

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We haven't even seen them together in canon yet and I already adore this ship!

I COULD NOT HELP DRAWING THESE TWO 💕

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No chance, no way! He won't say it no-o!

APPLERADIO 🍎📻 He won't know I'm in love

So yeah, Basically title explains all. Our king won't admit he’be fallen for that creepy deer?? Hell no!! He will keep loving him from the distance? Hell yeah!!

At other matters, I have planned the continuation of blitz and stolas comic but you know, work and time doesnt get along 🫠🫠 anyway, hope to be working on my next project soon, meanwhile enjoy this one

#radioapple #appleradio #lucifermorningstar #duckalastor #appleradiocomic #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelcomic #fanart #digitalart

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Slang in the Hellaverse

How chaotic must the slang in Hell be??? You have people from all around the world from all points in human history, mixing with whatever terms the hellborns have. To newcomers, a large chunk of the population would be incomprehensible to them! I'd love to have Alastor and Mimzy speaking to each other in obscure 1920s/30s slang when they don't want the rest of the main cast to understand them. I want to hear Zestial shout "God's wounds!" when he stubs his toe. I want Velvette to roll her eyes when Valentino calls something "groovy." I want Lucifer and the other sins to conduct their meetings in Enochian. Complete Tower of Babbel style linguistic CHAOS!

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The ears were probably a learning curve...

Ok, so it's crystal clear that hiding his true emotions is part of Alastor's strategy for getting through (after)life. He puts a high value on keeping his enemies guessing. This personality trait/coping mechanism was probably well in place long before he died. But you know what wasn't? His cute, fluffy deer ears. And (in fanon, at least,) a tail. I think these new body parts would have presented a bit of a learning curve when he first arrived in Hell. He'd had 30-some-odd years to learn to control his facial expressions and body language, but now he'd be dealing with an entirely new set of "tells" that he'd have to learn how to hide. I have this image in my mind of Alastor wearing a hat for the first few years because his ears kept giving him away. Maybe his traitorous tail never quite learned to behave, and he hides it at all times because of that. Yes, I know there is no confirmation that Alastor's tail is canon. No, I do not care.

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He's like an angry cat!

I know he's genuinely pissed here, but I just can't help to find his angry tail whips so freaking adorable.

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"I'M COMPLETELY OVER HIM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" 😤

THIS MAN IS SO PATHETIC

I was rewatching the season and I slowed it down to read the news scroll he had on the screen lmfao

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SO THE RADIO GUY’S BACK. I DON’T THINK YOU NOTICED. I DIDN’T AT FIRST — I WAS TOO BUSY BEING A MUCH MORE INTERESTING AND IMPORTANT PERSON. BUT FUCK IT. NEWS IS SLOW TODAY I GUESS. I’M TOTALLY NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS GUY AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU BE. I TOTALLY WRECKED HIS SHIT LAST TIME HE TRIED ME. THANKS FOR ASKING.

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The clothes and bar setting almost made me think it was a biker AU. BIker, heh! BI-ker! Get it? GET IT???

more band au!!! and its...juicier this time

i love how the whole fandom just agreed without talking about it that adam has a tongue piercing. i genuinely adore it.