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Lol this is easily the most cursed headcanon I have ever had! Thank you for spreading the pain.

Alastor's Farts

Headcanon: Alastor has the rankest farts in Hell. I'd say they are room clearing farts, but most demons would be too intimidated to leave the room or acknowledge the fart, so they just stand there and dry heave. Alastor farts to assert dominance.

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Alastor's Farts

Headcanon: Alastor has the rankest farts in Hell. I'd say they are room clearing farts, but most demons would be too intimidated to leave the room or acknowledge the fart, so they just stand there and dry heave. Alastor farts to assert dominance.

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This ship usually is not my thing, but wow this animation is great! Love the expressions!

ELECTRIC KISS! Finally done with my silly little fan animation!

HUGE thank you for screenofthesius (twitter/blesky) for composing and recording the piano tunes. g the piano tunes. :notes:

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If you get this reference, congrats on being a connoisseur of random old movies!

Radioapple foreplay tbh

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new year's resolution: draw 👏 sexier 👏 radioapple

(drew this for a twitter trend!)

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I ship them in a "lavender married for the tax benefits" kind of way!

Alastor was so fucking adorable in this song!!

Alastor and Rosie are so fucking adorable together!!!

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He looks so adorable! 🥹 My current headcanon: Abel did not know about the exterminations. When we meet him in season 2, poor dude's whole world has been turned upside down! 😞

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GUYS WE FINALLY GOT A GOOD LOOK AT ABEL!!!

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I wonder what this would look like in the Hellaverse! They're bitter exes, haven't seen each other in thousands of years. Somehow, Judas finds himself at the Hazbin Hotel...

“We need more toxic yaoi!-“ Jesus x Judas is right there

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I could get on board with this...

“Radioapple better!!” “No radiostatic!!” “No adamsapple!!!” “No goldenradio!!!”

NO you’re doing it all WRONG

Put them all together call them polyrivals and then make them kiss. Polyamorous relationship? I think not. Polyamorous rivalry. They all hate eachother so bad they got married and made out

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A show I think would exist in Hell...

Basically, Big Brother with a cast comprised entirely of history's most notorious traitors. Especially those whose very names are practically synonymous with the word "traitor!" For example, Judas, Quisling, Benedict Arnold, Brutus, etc. It would be reality show competition backstabbing times 1,000! (Literal backstabbing, in some cases.) One of the sinners who works for Vox came up with the idea, but of course Vox took all the credit! What do you think it would be called? EDIT: I've decided Judas and Brutus are making out in the hot tub by episode 3.

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Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.

Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.

+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will

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Non Hazbin Related Brainworm

Usually this blog is exclusively for Hellaverse stuff, but I wanted to share this thought I had re: Fiddleford McGucket, Bill Cipher, and Stanford Pines: Sabrina Carpenter's "Taste," except it's Bill singing to Fidds after Ford goes back to him!

WHY DOES THIS SONG FIT BILLFORD AND FIDDAUTHOR TENSION SO WELL? (Wish I could find a gif of Bill teasing Fidds to fit my premise better.)

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O.F.U.C, a WIP

Snippet of a fanfic I'm writing! Working title: The Overlord Fans United Collective. Basically, an AU where all the overlords have fan clubs. O.F.U.C was formed after The Great Shipping Wars of '08 as an attempt to broker peace between the fan clubs.

Minimal context you need to know what is going on in this scene: Elsie is a longhorn cow sinner demon who has only been dead for a month. Jay is a mockingbird sinner demon that Elsie was friends with in life. He died about 3 years ago, and has been showing her the ropes of Hell. As the story starts, they're walking around Pentagram City drinking boba tea. (The bobas scream when you bite into them, because Hell.) Lurker is... you will see. ***

“Been enjoying the local entertainment?” Jay chirped. “Oh, a couple weeks ago I started listening to this one guy with a radio show!” said Elsie. “He’s kind of cool, you know. He’s got that retro kind of charm to him! I think his name started with an A?” Nearby, a shadow stirred. A semi corporeal sinner materialized out of the darkness. His skin resembled a squelching patchwork of dark mold and mildew. It shone wetly in the red afternoon sun. His shifting frame wore a desaturated imitation of Alastor’s signature suit. It bulged in odd places as his body warped and shifted, struggling to mold itself to his clothing. He slunk over to the pair. Every wobbly step making a nauseating plop against the pavement. He propped up his fluctuating body with a replica of Alastor’s cane. As he same closer, they could see a worn red pin adorned with the silhouette of a deer on his breast pocket. Jay spit out his tea. “Sweet Lucifer!” he said between coughs. “You summoned him.” Elsie gulped. Her horrified gaze locked on the moldy monstrosity. “Who?” “Lurker… he’s the head of Alastor’s fan club.” “Alastor? So that was the radio demon’s name…” “Shit shit shit, he’s coming over!” Jay’s feathers fluffed in agitation. Elsie heard (and felt) heavy breathing in her ear as Lurker leaned in close. Every exhale from his lipless mouth was a wheeze that brought forth the scent of a musty crawlspace in an abandoned, rotting house. She dry heaved. Her cow like ear twitched as if trying to swat the demon away. “Don’t… move,” Jay whispered. “Don’t speak. You’ll only encourage him.” “You’re an Alastor fan?” the moldy sinner scoffed at Elsie.  His voice sounded as if it were bubbling up from the depths of a swamp. “Name 3 overlords he defeated!” “Why is he so moist?” Elsie mouthed to her friend. “Nobody knows,” Jay mouthed back. Lurker didn’t seem to notice. The puffy slime at the edges of his weeping eye sockets seemed to limit his vision. “I’m waiting,” he croaked. Elsie held her breath. After far too long, Lurker retreated. He rolled what passed for his eyes. “That’s what I thought.” He laughed, a wet, barking sound. “Posers…” he muttered as he disappeared back into the shadows.

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Y'all, I was not expecting my original post of this art to get much traffic! Please direct some of that traffic towards Ash as well.

Since this artwork didn't get it's own post from me, I wanted to drop that up here. This was a LucexAdam fanship commission that I drew for @magshazasideblog featuring Lucifer essentially topping Adam, from Hazbin Hotel. The commission was requested in my own version of the original artstyle from the show, and Mags was intent that they wanted Lucifer stepping on Adam with him being defeated and looking maybe a little into it. I think I pulled it off well. I'm super happy with how Lucifer turned out in this piece. Procreate, 12 hours, with a quick dip into Clip Studio Paint to change some layers into adjustment layers! The timelapse will be going live on my TikTok soon!

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I commissioned this lovely piece from @ashsomethingart and I LOVE how it turned out! EDIT: lol wow, I don't usually get this much interaction on my posts! All credit goes to Ash, please support and follow them! Their art has been a bright spot in a dark time for me.

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Technology Based Demons

I know Vox has gotten a shit ton of upgrades since he first manifested in Hell back in the 1950s, but I'm thinking he is the exception, not the rule. I imagine a lot of other technology based sinner demons either do not want or can not afford massive upgrades. Right now I'm working on an extremely self indulgent, OC heavy fic, and one of the characters is a sinner demon that ran a pirate radio station back in the 1980s. He peaked in the 80s, and also his greatest sin (not pirate radio related, btw) was committed in the 80s, so his look is extremely dated to that time period. His mouth looks like an old car radio dial, and his eyes resemble headlights. He has a tape deck as well elsewhere on his body, so he can record radio broadcasts. (One of his favorite pastimes in recording Alastor's!) He can hook himself into electronics, like Vox can, but he needs a shit ton of elaborate adapters he fashioned himself in order to do so. Overall, he's not a very powerful sinner. A lot of the parts he manifested in Hell with are clunky and outmoded now. He has to move his mouth dial to a particular station in order to speak. He can play music, and does gigs as a DJ by hooking himself up to sound systems, but he physically cannot play any songs released after his death in 1991. If he tries to, only static comes out. But yeah, most technology demons do not look nearly as sleek and stylish as Vox! If you don't get rich and powerful in Hell, being a technology based sinner is probably a liability rather than an asset. Blink and you're obsolete! I think Alastor is spared the worst of this because although he has radio features, he's really more deer based.

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If I'm ever so lucky as to have a child, this may end up being one of my go-to lullabies! That and the one from Frozen 2.

I love to imagine that the melody of More Than Anything is actually the melody of an old lullaby that Lucifer used to sing to Charlie when she was little