#jace stardiamond x porter cliffbreaker

[baron-fromthebaronies]

Porter and Jace Stardimond should make out sloppy style

[t4tozier]

jace/porter smut for all the toxic yaoi lovers out there

i do this for you <3

[flamingfoxninja]

People making Jace and Porter into a toxic hate fueled fucked up couple and not realizing they are just Pitch Shipping them as Kismesises is the funniest thing to me

[hunchcurios]

starbreaker au where jace is a figure skater and porter is a hockey player :))

[thruthelookingmax]

i can fix him no really i can jace/porter is this anything CAN YOU HEAR ME!!

[dropoutconfessions]

now that it's mostly over with and I don't see people posting about it anymore, can we all admit that the starbreaker shit was really weird and actually homophobic? y'all ready made the villainous child groomers gay for each other and acted like it was progressive

i will say, starbreaker was on my dash before the reveal, but it definitely increased even after.

[stilin-ski]

you wanna tell the people about our messy af doctor who starbreaker au or is the world not prepared

Oh you mean the au where the doctor met Augefort at some indeterminate point in the past and occasionally comes back to visit him in Elmville to catch up?

The one where he meets Jace, who is immediately fascinated by this man who seems to understand the inherent loneliness of a power that is always just a little bit out of control no matter how hard you work to control it?

The one where Porter, who does truly, deeply love Jace, can’t find it in him to stop Jace from leaving when he says he wants to travel, see galaxies and worlds beyond Elmville, walk amongst the stars, live the life of adventure he was so, so certain he couldn’t ever have?

Because Porter knows that as much as he loves Jace, he cannot love Jace enough to provide the understanding of his specific struggles with magic, with power that is a part of his being, and so he assumes his love will never be enough to truly make Jace happy, to be good for him?

(The thing is, that’s all Jace has ever wanted. For Porter to love him openly, deeply, in whatever way he can. That’s all Jace is asking from him, in the end. But he assumes Porter doesn’t want that, doesn’t stop him, doesn’t ask him not to go. So he does. He goes, and he tries to move on.)

That one? That doctor who crossover au?

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

Y’all didn’t stop me in time. This song is like peak vibes for Jace in this fic

I’ve got a paragraph and a half already written of one of the blood sacrifices

“He was to hold the last sip in his mouth, as if he were a golden chalice for his god to drink from”

Do y’all see what y’all having lives and sleeping has done now I’ve got even more reason to procrastinate amnesiac raccoon memories and hadestown Cassankarna

[mulligans-tavern]

I still think this is the explanation we've been looking for

It's honestly so funny that we haven't been given an inkling of a motivation for Jace's role in all of this. Like we got so much lore about the Rat Grinders and Porter and then Jace is just there.

[whoblewboobear]

DEADLINE: Well beloved actor Jace Stardiamond spotted through cafe window with brunette woman. Could she break him out of his life long bachelor streak?

VARIETY: Mysterious Brunette confirmed to be alternative indie-film darling, Zara Sool. Sool is set to co-star alongside Stardiamond in upcoming steamy period drama

Ruby met Jace 3/17 @jacespurplescarf: “does this mean he’s still single??? 👀”

Reply to @jacespurplescarf

Professor Bitch @elfc0ck27641: “single? look up him n his agent theyre VERY close 🍆🍑”

[Jace]: People r talking about us again.

[Porter]: Let them, I’ll have our pr guy scrub X in a few

[Jace]: stop guzzling Elon’s balls and call it Twitter like the rest of us.

[Porter]: keep talking and I won’t have dinner ready when you get home.

[Porter]: or fuck you.

[Jace]: I hate you 😣

[Porter]: Luv u too, kitten 😌 Look over those scripts I sent you btw I wanna confirm one by EOD

[Jace]: no corporate speak 🤢🤢 say it in English for ur idiot thespian bf

[Porter]: u don’t do theater rmr? 🙄 end of day. Aka 6pm when my day is over.

[Jace]: u can leave whenever u salaried bitch

[Porter]: no dinner + not fucking u + L + ratio

[Jace]: 🤢 HATE whatever that was

[Porter]: Sierra taught me 😋

[Jace]: do we have her this week? Gotta ban her from teaching her weirdo dad anymore slang

[Porter]: not sure yet, Zel says she got invited to a sleepover

[Jace]: should we go on vacay then?

[Porter]: ur in the middle of filming ur staying put 👀

[Jace]: ugh ur no fun

[Porter]: EOD, Jace. I mean it.

[Jace]: 📑📝✅💜🖕🏻

~

Acclaimed actor Jace Stardiamond was known to be perpetually single throughout his lengthy career. In reality he was screwing in five year long committed relationship with, yes, his very own agent, Porter Cliffbreaker. An absolute shark in the industry with a list of star-studded clientele.

Jace was a walking cliche, sue him.

It wasn’t his fault Porter opted for a blazer that barely fit his hulking arms the day they met. It ended in their completely professional conversation turning to Jace catching Porter’s lips in a chaste kiss on the front steps leading up to his mansion in the hills. He apologized and Porter continued on with his pitch like nothing happened, like a fierce blush wasn’t passing over his cheeks and ears. Jace signed the paperwork and Porter kept him at arms reach.

Until he took Jace out for a nice dinner to celebrate acing an audition. It wasn’t a special or memorable one. He wasn’t the lead. That night, Porter peered at him over his champagne flute (filled with ginger ale instead) before saying, “I’ll celebrate your wins, no matter the size. A win for you is a win for us.” Us.. he liked the thought of being an ‘Us.’

In the industry, there hadn’t been much opportunity for dating. Hookups were few and far between with trusted partners; none of them serious enough to commit to but they took care of each other’s needs. Porter took care of his career, but he wouldn’t mind if he took him apart instead. He sat across from the man fantasizing about how easily he could pick him up and pose him into whatever position he saw fit. The idea left him desperate.

When Porter summoned him for a meeting, he definitely wasn’t expecting the best agent he’s had in a decade to drop him. He was always the one trading up, not whatever the hell this was. They’ve only been working together for a year..

“Mr. Stardiamond, I have a conflict of interest and I can no longer be your agent. I apologize.” Jace didn’t make it a habit of screaming at people on his payroll. It was a level of disgusting he didn’t tolerate, but if what he was hearing was true.. Porter was quitting- or? Firing him? He wasn’t exactly sure which suited the situation better, but he knew he wanted to scream.

“What the hell? Don’t Mr. Fucking Stardiamond me. What conflict of interest?”

“I’m attracted to you. I could get fired.” Jace’s mouth goes dry and his heart kicks off into overdrive. Porter.. liked him back?

“We can’t just talk to HR or something?” Porter looks up from his computer screen, realization dawning on him as Jace’s bright, determined eyes peer back at him. “We’d only do that if- oh?”

“Yeah, you fucking idiot. Be my boyfriend, be my agent, be both. Who fucking cares. We don’t have to go public. I don’t like- dating and publicity gets messy.”

“You’re not seeing anyone, I take it?”

“Christ, Porter. No, I jerk off thinking of you in plane bathrooms like a loser. I’ve had more wet dreams about you than I can count. I- can I kiss you again? A real kiss.”

“After I fill out the paperwork for HR.” Jace rolls his eyes, resting his chin on his hand, smiling at Porter across his desk. The walls were glass, he couldn’t do anything now, he knew that. Every inch of him burned to close the distance. To push everything off Porter’s desk and let him drill into him while the corporate jag offs milling about watched.

“Let me take you out tonight.”

~

Porter hadn’t considered that he’d be on a flight later when Jace offered to take him out. But here he was, on a private plane headed across the world for a dinner date. LA had all the food they could ever want, but Jace insisted this Parisian restaurant was the best of the best. He was right and Porter was almost impressed. Almost.

“You don’t have to throw money around, I already like you.” Jace hums, taking a deep sip of the top shelf wine he requested for the both of them. Porter was familiar with it. “Can you just enjoy the nice date thing I’m trying to do with you?”

“I am. But I have to meet with a client at six am and I’d like to go to gym at five without being jet lagged,” he smirks.

He knew provoking Jace like this would only push him to brat territory. He liked when Jace got bratty with him. He’d only seen it in a professional sense- as professional as Jace could manage (not much.) It was like he was allergic to playing the part outside of watchful eyes.

From what he heard, Jace was on his best behavior once he waltzed into a place where he was know, where anyone could be watching. But Porter loved how candid he could be when they were alone. Clients were entitled to their masks, he wore his own to get by, but Jace? He took his off the minute Porter closed his office door. The entire floor could see them, his body language remained tactful, but his words? Blunt, opinionated, and clever.

He was so charming, Porter imagine you had to have that quality to be an actor. Actor charm never quite broke down his walls until Jace. Something about those golden eyes and that bright smile. He was also attractive. Even in the dim restaurant lighting he looked breathtaking.

This was a good first date, but Christ he needed more. He needed to know what Jace sounded like when his fingers explored his body.

“Porter?”

“Yeah- sorry. Wine’s getting to my head a bit.”

“You took one sip,” Jace raises an eyebrow. “I don’t usually drink.” Jace eyed him curiously.

“Do you wanna head to the tarmac? We could fuck on the flight home.”

“You fuck on the first date?”

“I don’t date, remember.”

“Still dunno if I believe you or not.” Jace shrugs at that. “Is it that hard to believe? I’ve been on camera since I was a month old. There isn’t enough time or privacy in the world.”

“And you think this’ll work out?”

“I do. I’m confident.”

Five years later and Jace was still confident, but more importantly, he was right.

[baron-fromthebaronies]

Guys, I lied. I no longer think Jace and Porter should be dating. I now now believe with my whole heart that they are messy exs who broke up after Jace got corrupted.

Like, picture this, Porter realizing something is off with Jace as soon as he comes back from the Mountains of Chaos. He can't figure out what it is, Jace has been so angry, so rageful but twisted in a way that mocks Porter's own rage. Porter never gets an answer to his questions so he breaks it off, knowing his passion for rage will only feed into the distorted version of Jace's.

Porter is left alone, unknowing that his Jace is dead.

[tarabyte3]

Top five pairings!

BLESS YOU for giving me an excuse to post about my Blorbos. 😍🥺🙏 You have my eternal love and gratitude. I know I write mostly Reader fic, but that is a very recent development in nearly 3 decades of fandom and shipping (and mostly due to my need for adoration of Andy Serkis). I am, at my heart, a hopeless romantic that loves good chemistry and potential and yearning and angst and two idiots finding each other in spite of everything.

That being said, this was SO GODDAMNED HARD, HOLY SHIT!! 😭 I went with my current Top 5 because narrowing it down was too much. And I'm sure I missed something obvious because my brain is a scrampled egg sitting inside of a metal colander.

💚🩵 QuiObi

(Qui-Gon Jinn x Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars)

***This is actually one I had in the 2000s, but the brain rot returned with a *vengeance* when I went to see the 25th anniversary of The Phantom Menace in theaters. I am even writing fic for it for the first time.

💜🩶 Starbreaker

(Jace Stardiamond x Porter Cliffbreaker, Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year)

🧡💜 Shadowgast

(Caleb Widogast x Essek Thelyss, Critical Role: Campaign 2)

🩵💚 Dorym

(Dorian Storm x Orym of the Air Ashari, Critical Role: Campaign 3)

💚🤎 Lokius

(Loki x Mobius, Loki)

And now is the part where I fuckin cheat 😈😇

✨ Top 5 going back to ~1997

- MSR (Fox Mulder x Dana Scully, The X-Files)

- SanSan (Sandor Clegane "The Hound" x Sansa Stark, ASoIaF/Game of Thrones)

- Janeway x Chakotay (Star Trek: Voyager)

- Buffy x Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

- Jaime x Brienne (ASoIaF/Game of Thrones)

✨ Top 5 slash going back to ~1997

- Aralas (Aragorn x Legolas, The Lord of the Rings)

- Hannigram (Will Graham x Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal)

- Aaron Hotchner x Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

- Gashir (Elim Garak x Julian Bashir, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

- Stony (Steve Rogers x Tony Stark, Marvel)

Dang that's a lot of slash. 😅 I swear I have other ships! Like VillainEve (Villainelle x Eve from Killing Eve), J7 (Janeway x Seven in Star Trek: Voyager), Imodna (Imogen x Laudna, Critical Role Campaign 3), and Eyk x Maura (1899). ((LOOK AT ME CHEATING SOME MORE 😌))

[baron-fromthebaronies]

I was looking for songs that remind me of Starbreaker and I realized I just already have Porter's playlist.

Turns out being full of rage pays off sometimes.

[baron-fromthebaronies]

Why is it that everytime I think of Jace/Porter I think of the song Chemtrails Over the Country Club by Lana Del Rey??

That is NOT their song. Like, at all.

[stilin-ski]

starbreaker imgonnagetyouback taylor swift

Say you got somebody, I'll say, "I got someone too"//Even if it's handcuffed, I'm leaving here with you

We broke all the pieces but still wanna play the game//told my friends I hate you but I love you just the same//pick your poison babe- I’m poison either way

You'll find that you were never not mine (imgonnagetyouback)

[dropoutconfessions]

it’s actually infuriating to search up the tag for zara sool expecting to see like cool fanart or theories on who her paramour is or just appreciating her as a character and instead being forced to see people ship her with the stupid magic twink and his shithead muscle boyfriend. and after you block every account that seems to ONLY focus on those two it turns out that made up the majority of posts about her. it’s actually made me start to hate them.

i could’ve ignored the fact that the ppl who shipped her with them (for some reason) were ignoring her established relationship. what ppl ship is none of my business but the fact that in a tag completely unrelated to that ship it was almost exclusively content about it? yeah, fuck that. i cannot stress that i have blocked every single blog i saw mentioning jace and porter with her name tagged or mentioned on the post…just to find some other stuff.

are y’all able to talk about women of color without it being in relation to [white] men?

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