#cliffdiamond

[laughing-gunslinger]

Is this anything?

[poseysprostate]

i'm immediately into the implications of a twisted relationship between a waifish mage and his partner with anger issues that he makes 14 feet tall for fun and profit

[flamingfoxninja]

People making Jace and Porter into a toxic hate fueled fucked up couple and not realizing they are just Pitch Shipping them as Kismesises is the funniest thing to me

[cliffdiamond]

the thing is that porter and jace ARE NOT IN LOVE. they have weird fucked up sex sometimes and porter takes advantage of the fact that jace is a chronic people pleaser who’s hungry for his own power (but porter also knows jace couldn’t handle real power, not the way he can, so jace can never be allowed to ascend nor survive). and it’s not beautiful and it’s not good and it’s fucked up in more ways than one. they’ve formed their own family out of anger and blood and bitterness and jace is too weak to do anything but go along with it, and porters head is too far up his own ass to recognize that pure spite won’t make his flawed plans go perfectly. but they’re so irrevocably tied together, they don’t have a choice, nobody else will ever be able to understand or break the bond they have because they’re the only two people stupid enough to jump in headfirst without a contingency plan

i have so many fucking feelings about them

[annapotterkiku]

"boss im coming ọ △ ọ" i hope bleem know what he just did to the depraved starbreaker shippers by saying this

[mothsgotghosts]

Unfortunately I am thinking a bit too much about Porter and Jace atm. The toxic yaoi has taken over part of my brain.

[lishenkaaa]

i know so much crazy shit happened this episode that i SHOULD be focusing on and i will as soon as my mind is working functionally again after being blown like fifteen times in a row but what is the porter/jace evil yaoi shipname. im leaning towards cliffdiamond

[transformersweatpants]

*taps mic* jace/porter shippers are henceforth called portace-heads.

[wyrmwright]

something something plot relevant v-necks

Bonus: the shirt

[hellishfig]

stupid thoughts time

i am not an active shipper of jace and porter (although i do find it compelling), but i was idly thinking about ship names for them just because

and i think we simply must go last names on this one, folks

starbreaker? cliffdiamond? MWAH. delicious, and very funny to give the villains a badass ship name

as opposed to first names, which give us the lovely options of "pace" and "jorter"

which are honestly even funnier in their own ways

but i defer to my esteemed tumblr mutuals and followers who care more about this ship than i do

[highfiveheroes]

okay current list of blogs

cliffdiamond is my mostly dead starbreaker/nsfw blog

applespring is my spam blog aka i love my friends aka i have insane thoughts sometimes

i’ve got my vent blog

and then i have my alter blog (surprise yall) guggythistlespring so if yall wanna see what he’s up to feel free

[whoblewboobear]

tags by @cliffdiamond

Oooooh this is feeding my love for brat!Jace so much bc he so would deny Porter of his favorite thing just to make him sweat a little bit. Porter 100% gets so selfish from time to time and Jace is just like “mh okay, I’ll just lay there bitch. You want a hole? Fine but I don’t have to show off for you.” So he casts silence on himself

Porter never steps out of line again 🥵💅🏾

Porter LOVES how vocal Jace is when they fuck. Every little whimper or moan just makes him try new things that he thinks will earn him new sounds out of Jace and he absolutely never disappoints.

He likes to get him overstimulated bc that’s when he makes the prettiest sounds. Porter goes insane over this like- After they hook up for the first time he can barely look Jace in the eye during work because if he does he’ll have a hard time not dragging him off somewhere private just to coax more sounds out of him.

[franticfire69]

Them <3

Is this anything?

[aabernants]

IM SCREAMING

Is this anything?