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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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Its that time again

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remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country

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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

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would you ever design anymore snails? i’d love to see lizzie and joel :3

Here, have these weird things that I found on the ground:

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Freddie calling Blake a "deep thinker" feels like the equivalent of him saying that Tony had a "heart of gold" in the sense that both are not. true.

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Is there any other way to do it?

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

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Bougar

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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

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accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

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Personally I like cheddar more

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Wait Mariah Carey was born in 1969??? I thought she was like 29??

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No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."