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Introducing a character named Zudrick of the Murder by having them enter a bar covered in blood while holding a dripping bag of freshly killed meat, is top tier storytelling.

Having “of the Murder” refer to his flock of crows named Sabrina, Edgar, and Tabitha is top tier comedy.

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skaldova !!!! can you tell i had a favourite to design....

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apparently its naddpod day again happy seven years of naddpod baby!! (sequel to this drawing..)

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shoutout to the magpies making a racket outside while I was drawing this! very atmospheric thanks guys

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"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem

"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught

"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem

"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.

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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

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MAGA thinks Nazis are good people and want every Confederate image/statue restored.

You can't take anything they say seriously.

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We aren’t, we really haven’t ever been. it just so happens that the only people allowed to run for this country are people who this won’t affect.

This shit costs 200rs... 2.1 $ or something... Why the fuck Americans are okay with this...

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