#i think jorter for them is VERY amusing

[hellishfig]

stupid thoughts time

i am not an active shipper of jace and porter (although i do find it compelling), but i was idly thinking about ship names for them just because

and i think we simply must go last names on this one, folks

starbreaker? cliffdiamond? MWAH. delicious, and very funny to give the villains a badass ship name

as opposed to first names, which give us the lovely options of "pace" and "jorter"

which are honestly even funnier in their own ways

but i defer to my esteemed tumblr mutuals and followers who care more about this ship than i do