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as im watching the FMI arc i genuinely found this scene to be so interesting, Luffy's selfishness isn't anything new here but to see him acknowledge it and even have an analogy for it is really amusing. Probably one of the most unique MCs i've seen in a while, and I think it's really cool how morally ambiguous the rest of the straw hats are too, it makes me love the characters and the show so much more for some reason. it keeps things really surprising to me because they don't always choose the path that will "save the world" or whatever but will instead benefit them (it just happens that they can tell right from wrong and so most of the time their actions have positive effects)
small bonus:
he'll help out anybody he considers a friend too which i love love love about him too. luffy is so awesome sauce
#my rambles#min watches one piece#OKAY AFTER I TYPED ALL THIS OUT I HAD THE REALIZATION THAT NONE OF THIS IS ANYTHING NEW TO ANYBODY#but this is my first watch and i dont really interact with that much op stuff (to avoid spoilers)#so there r definitely better interpretations 100% out there i just wanted to get some thoughts outta my brain as im watching#fishman island#it's soooooooo boring it JUST got good tho at the battlefield part of it#first time ive been super bored with this show but it's okay it got good#really slow i reallyyyy had to push my way thru this one#luffy is so cool everyone shouldlove luffy#if u dont likeluffy i dont trust u fr#also jimbei appreciation<3#father figure#need a jimbei in my life (insane)#one piece#op#episode 554#monkey d luffy#jinbei#jimbei#jimbe#jinbe#how the hell do u spell his name why r there 4 dfferent spellings#ive seen so many variations in different subbing#GOOGLE TOO#okay i cant find a singular one if someone could please tell me the correct one ill give u a bajillion dollars (real)#should i tag the girlies probably not theyre not rly relevant plus only their backs are showing#okay enough#zips mouth#sits down
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#lollllll ya so anyways i got the formal formal written job offer hahahahahahahaha#HAHAHAHAHAH#in other news ive been supposed to have a meeting about like My Current Role after i got rejected for promotion HAHA but#it keeps getting pushed lol like initially it was like we have to do the later week ie this week and now pushed Again#and it's lowkey super awkward bc how do i say 'we need to have this meeting soon bc im actively fielding job offers so if yall wanna keep me#then we really should discuss these things fr before i make a decision 😭��#but ofc i cannot say that so it's like ope i mean moving it isnt great but sure i can make that work...#also if yall DONT wanna keep me then let me fucking go lol!!!#lolllllllllll#anyways tho fr i.... have Decisions To Make#thinking i shall not take this current job#however a potential one? that ill hear more anout soon? i Would take so#yaaaaa
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Time to waste my money on Mav’s spirit animal.
#ive been needing a new one tho fr#i want the standing one i can prob find it on ali express for like hella cheap lol
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ok my bedtime now gn bes fucking tinnitus kms anyways gn beautoful soldiers i love you all. keep putting mens tits on my dash my final messageee eaaa why is it dsoing this
#ITS BEEN GETTING SO BAD LATELT THE TINNITUS. ive had likee a constant migraine#i ws supposed to start my new alarms tmrw sigh.#but thts only 6 hours. sigh HARDER. but that is a multiple of three so lets all pray#main annoyance is i forgot to charge my headphones today -_- so ill have to use these ones (big clunky and wired)#theyre good headphones tho i love them fr theyre the kind ive been looking for.. only problem is 1 da wire (bad for sleeping) and 2. well#they r headphones for a certain media franchise. my beautoful girlfriends horrid vice#(joke) but they r league headphones so i cant wear them out anywhere#its okie tho..rly i just like them for gaming and schoolwork#now i need to getto bed before i aaaactually vomit idk why while writing this i started feeling viciously eel.#i meant ill? ws abt to hit post and realized i typed eel. why did i do that.... inquiring minds want to know#ANYWAYS. chNge da world my final#essage goobdyeubu
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꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴lewis hamilton x singer!wolff!y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔lewis keeps lurking under y/n’s posts, so y/n posts the hardest yet softest launch known to man
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔madison beer
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕cussing, fluff
y/nwolff
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y/nwolff i miss u paris
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username MOTHERRRRRRR
username the first photo 🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️
username I WANT YOU SO BAD
username you’re soOoOoo–
username MY WIFE 🤞🏽😩
username my crush on you gets worse by the day
username WE NEED YOU BACK IN THE PADDOCK
username mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry. MOMMY???
username pls say ur attentending the next gp, we miss u bro 😭
mercedesamgf1 we miss you around baby boss ☹️ 💗
➜ y/nwolff i NEED to see u guys 😭🖤
username you’re literally the prettiest girl alive i swear
username new music when 🧐
username LANA DEL RAY CODEDDDDD
lewishamilton 🤩😍🤩
lewishamilton no one like you
lewishamilton you’re actually so pretty 😍
➜ y/nwolff missing u especially lew 🥺
➜ lewishamilton when are u coming again :(
➜ y/nwolff next week i promise !!
username i have a crush on you miss wolff
➜ username ur just like me fr
landonorris the whole paddock misses u
➜ y/nwolff I CANT WAIT TO SEE U LANDINOOOOO
username my girl my girl my girl 😩
username mineeeeee 😖
username new music when ma’am? we’re starving
username y/n i need new songs like i need air
username 🕯 manifesting new songs 🕯
charles_leclerc i miss you around
➜ y/nwolff i miss u too :’(
➜ charles_leclerc GIVE US NEW SONGS Y/N
➜ y/nwolff DON’T YELL AT ME 😭 IM IN THE STUDIO AS WE SPEAK
➜ username LMFAOOO CHARLES
➜ username SO TRUE BESTIE CHARLES
➜ username oh he’s just like us fr
username charles is so real
username i miss you violating the boys at the gp
➜ y/nwolff me too man, me too.
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y/nwolff
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y/nwolff been here for one hour and pops already wants to die 😁
tagged: lewishamilton, mercedesamgf1.
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mercedesamgf1 welcome back baby boss 🫡
➜ y/nwolff 🖤🤞🏽
lewishamilton u look gorgeous that jacket goes hard
➜ y/nwolff the best taught me
lewishamilton second fit tho 👀
➜ y/nwolff like what u see 🤭
username beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, angelic, iconic, once in a life time, will never be mine, i want her so bad, literally perfect.
username mommy 😩
username i saw u irl earlier and almost dropped to my knees
username YOURE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IVE EVER SEEN MY EYES WERE BLESSED
username you don’t understand how down bad i am for you
username where’s the new song 🥲
username the fact that i’ll never be ur girlfriend makes my mental
username GOD WHY CANT U BE MINE
susiewolff we missed you beautiful 🥳💘
➜ y/nwolff u’re my favourite person forever 🤞🏽🖤
➜ lewishamilton i thought i was ur favourite 🥲
➜ y/nwolff you are!!! you’re my special mine
➜ username WHAT
➜ username “SPEICAL MINE” ???
➜ username lewis get in line ur not special to me
➜ username WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN
➜ username Y/N WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR
➜ username DAMN LEWIS MOVE
➜ username Y/N YOURE MINE WHAT IS THIS
➜ username WHAT IS GOING ON
landonorris u better come to the mclaren garage
➜ y/nwolff omw rn 🏃🏼♀️
carlossainz55 if you don’t come to the ferrari garage charles might kill himself
➜ maxverstappen1 nope, rb garage first
➜ y/nwolff can’t we all hang out in one place 😀
➜ danielricciardo no
➜ charles_leclerc absolutely not, i need my y/n time
➜ landonorris i literally got here before all of you get in line
➜ pierregasly you’re all jokes, y/n tell them i’m first
➜ lewishamilton i’ve been here since 8 am, i’m actually here first
➜ carlossainz55 oh come on mate she’s ALWAYS with you let’s us have her ffs
➜ lewishamilton no.
➜ y/nwolff lew stop it
➜ y/nwolff all of u come see me at catering, it’s either now or never bc dad doesn’t want me to see the rb boys
➜ mercedesamgf1 baby boss, big boss says come to his office 😖
➜ y/nwolff SEE. YALL DONE GOT ME IN TROUBLE. GOD. SOMEONE SAVE ME.
➜ lewishamilton omw 🏃🏾
➜ y/nwolff slay prince charming
username this comment section is making my head spin
username ARE Y/N AND LEWIS-
username loosing my mind, this is the best comment section ever
username these are thee comments to ever
username WHATS GOING ON WITH Y/N AND LEWIS YALL
lewishamilton
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lewishamilton 🎈 🎂
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y/nwolff happy birthday lew, i love you <3
➜ lewishamilton i love you more, thank you for everything love 🖤
mercedesamgf1 happy birthday to the goat 🎂
carlossainz55 happy birthday lewis!
louisvuitton 🎈🎈🎈
danielricciardo HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEWWISSS
landonorris happy birthday you icon.
charles_leclerc happy birthday ❤️🖤
pierregasly HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEW !!
susiewolff happy birthday lewis, we love you 💗
y/nwolff
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y/nwolff look at us, you and i back at it again. happy birthday to you lewis. lewis, the love of my life, and the only man i’ll ever post on my page because other wise it’s paid promo. i’ve loved you since the very first moment i laid eyes you and i will always love you. you’ve always been the kindest, and just the sweetest person i’ve ever come across, you’re the brightest light in the room like the lightening that illuminates the sky in the darkest nights. my one and only love, the one i’ll always look forward to seeing at the beginning and end of all my days. my baby and my darling angel, you’re the faint sun rays through the window when the sun begins to rise and the bright moonlight when the moon is full in the sky, you’re the shinning eyes of a little kid that got their favourite candy and and the intoxicating scent of freshly sprayed cologne. you’re the only person who can truly lift me up and make me feel better regardless of what i’m going through and there hasn’t been a single dull moment with you, and i hope it stays this way. you’re the inspiration that makes an artist smile from ear to ear with excitement and the glowy beautiful snow flakes that fall every winter. you’re the laughter that bubbles insides visitors at disneyland and the answer to ‘what is love?’. you’re every thing i could ever ask for and more; and there’s nothing that i wouldn’t do to be able to love you for a lifetime. forever always sounded like a long time, but i would give up everything if i get a forever and then some with you. i love you. i will always, always love you. always.
with that being said, northern lights (lewis’ song) is out now, available on all streaming sites.
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username LANA DEL RAY LYRICS?? OH THEYRE IN THIS LOVE SHIT FOR LIFE
username i just fell down the stairs.
lewishamilton wow.
username ahahaha i’m so normal abt this !!!! ahahHHAAHHA
charles_leclerc lewis is crying
➜ lewishamilton liar
➜ carlossainz55 it’s fine we’re all crying with you
➜ username LMFAO CHARLES
username OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL
username CRYING BECAUSE WHAT 😃
username THEYRE DATING ??? OH MY FUCK THEYRE DATING.
username Y/N STAND UP THIS ISNT YOU YOURE MINE 🥲
username “the only man i’ll ever post otherwise it’s paid promo” poetic hilarity.
username IVE OFFICIALLY CRACKED.
username TEARSSSSSS 🥹🥹🥹
username THIS IS SO CUTE IM CRYING 🥺🥺
username “you’re the faint sun rays through the window when the sun begins to rise and the bright moonlight when the moon is full in the sky” Y/N OH MY GOD
username oh. oh she really loves him huh.
lilymhe crying this is adorable, what’s not adorable is that she was my wife first.
➜ lewishamilton your wife?
➜ lilymhe did i stutter?
➜ y/nwolff omg babygirl i’m blushing stop 🤭
➜ lewishamilton she is mine, lily, goodnight.
➜ username okay possessive king
username I WANT LOVE LIKE THIS
username bUT WE HAVE KIDS Y/N-
username [crying violently]
username “brighter than the northern lights, you’re in every colour” SOBBINGGGGG
username THE SONGGGGG BRO THE SONG
username I WANT A SONG DEDICATED TO ME TOO
username the fact that we just have to find out abt releases is hilarious, no schedule, no nothing
username “like paintings in a picture frame there’s only you i see right now” Y/N WOLFF, YOU DID IT AGAIN.
username MY PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP IS GONE 💔💔💔
landonorris repulsive, done beautifully. adorable even.
lewishamilton okay maybe i am crying 😕🖤
mercedesamgf1 were in tears this is everything 🥹❤️
mercedesamgf1 the grid’s power couple 🤞🏽‼️
mercedesamgf1 big boss says the song is beautiful
➜ y/nwolff YESSSSSSS 🥳🥳
➜ username toto is just like us fr
lewishamilton thank you for giving me the opportunity to love you for the past three years my love and i’m grateful for everything you’ve done for me. i love you 🖤
➜ y/nwolff i love you more than love itself
➜ username GODDDDDDDDD
➜ username ME WHENNNN UR HONOR
➜ username THREE YEARS ??!?:&/&;&/
➜ username i can’t anymore
username 😭😭😭😭😭
#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 fanfiction#f1 x you#f1 x y/n#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton x y/n#lewis hamilton x you#lando norris x reader#charles leclerc x reader#carlos sainz x reader#daniel ricciardo x reader#pierre gasly x reader#toto wolff x reader#wolff!reader#singer!reader#max verstappen x reader
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Tom Kaulitz x inexperienced!fem!reader
Warnings: a bit of scratching, hair pulling, slight size kink, PRAISE KINK, readers lowkey bratty and a crybaby💀, very soft dom Tom🤭 like fr tho hes WHIPPED.
“Please Tom! I just wanna try. You’re so mean!” You pout, furrowing your eyebrows at Tom. He sighs and grabs your chin with his thumb and pointer finger,
“Baby, thats enough. You’re not ready yet. You have no idea what you’re doing. We gotta work up to it.” That only made you pout harder. Whining, you climb on top of him to straddle his waist. You two were already undressed because you had already been messing around before you started to throw a little tantrum. You lean down to kiss him, moving your hips to grind your body into his. Toms breath hitched as he felt your wetness spreading over his length. (Im sorry physically can not type any other word for it. They all sound so gross)
“Look, Tommy. I can make you feel good,” you sigh, “Just please let me fuck you! Ill be such a good girl!” You sit back up, inspecting his facial expressions. He grabs your hips and sits up against the headboard so that you are sitting in his lap.
“Fuck. Ok fine, but I’m gonna help you. And thats not an option. Its not gonna be easy, sweetheart. Especially for someone who has no idea what to do.” You rolled your eyes at him. What could be so difficult about it? Hes over exaggerating. Tom sees your eye roll and gently grabs you by your hair, which was so gentle that he was basically just holding you by the back of your head. “what did I say about that attitude? You wont get fucked at all if you keep it up. You know I don’t wanna do that to you, baby.” Toms voice was soft as he looked at you with pure love in his eyes. You knew he wouldn’t actually do that, you’ve got him wrapped around your finger. But you decide to play along anyways.
“Sorry, Tommy. I’ll be good, promise.” You both know thats probably a lie, but he accepts it anyways. He lifts up your hips to position himself at your entrance, watching you the whole time to make sure you were okay. You slowly sink down on him, moaning at the new feeling. You didn’t think it was possible to feel him this deep inside of you. “Tom-! Oh my god, you’re so deep!” He shushes you, moving your hair out of the way so he had access to your neck. As he trailed kisses across your jaw, you had finally got him all the way inside.
“Good job, princess. Just sit still for a minute. That was a lot, huh?” He pulls away and smiles as he plays with your hair.
“Mhm… fuck. Ive never felt like this before. It’s weird.” You moan, looking down to see the outline of his dick (💀) showing on your lower stomach. He moves his hand down to press in it, making you whine and jolt from the pressure.
“God, you are so pretty. Look at this. You can actually see how deep I go.” Tom was absolutely mesmerized. He only looked away when you started to lightly bounce on him. Groaning, he holds your hips tightly. You started moving a little faster, grabbing him by his hair to steady yourself. His nails dug into your skin, leaving crescent shapes on your hips.
“There you go. Good girl~ you’re doing such a good job.” Tom coos. Your eyes feel heavy and tears of pleasure start to form in your eyes. Toms praising always gets you so worked up. After riding him for a while your legs start to burn. After your failed attempt to continue fucking your boyfriend, you collapsed onto his shoulder.
“I wanna keep going- its just…my legs hurt. Can you help me? Please, Tom. I need you to help me..” Your words are breathy and desperate, basically crying for him. Tom silences your pleas by kissing you. While you kiss he starts to thrust up into you, moving your hips for you to match his thrusts. He moans loudly at the change of pace, feeling himself grow closer to finishing. One of his hands leaves your hip to toy with your clit, causing you to whimper and shake.
“Come on, baby. Cum with me…I wanna feel that pretty cunt cum for me.” Both of you gasp as you reach your highs, hands gripping on to each other desperately. He makes sure to continue his movements on your clit so that you could ride out your orgasm for as long as possible. “Good girl, such a good girl. You take me so well” Tom mumbles as his movements come to a stop. A silence fell over the room as you calmed down, but it was quickly ruined by your giggles
“I told you I could do it! And most of it was by myself!” You state proudly, making him laugh at you.
#tokio hotel#tokio hotel x reader#tokio hotel fanfic#tokio hotel smut#tom kaulitz x reader#tom kaulitz#tom kaulitz fanfic#tom kaulitz smut
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Painland Week Day 2: Myths/Legends
@ deathsankh: lmao does Edwin Payne rly think i cant see him 😂
@ deathsankh: poor kid’s been in hell for 73 years and he comes right back to school? NERD
@ deathsankh: omg he made a friend, i love this for him
@ deathsankh: his lil friend is cute but imma let them cook 🙏
@ deathsankh: bumped into the boys again today, they brought me an offering
@ deathsankh: little girl didnt know she was dead, poor thing
@ deathsankh: i can’t share deets (thanks hipaa) but she died in her apartment and she’s been stuck there for decades
@ deathsankh: they played a game with her and suddenly her soul is calling to me??? okay boys, go offff
@ deathsankh: they thought i couldnt see them BEHIND A DESK lmaooooo
@ deathsankh: these new kids crack me up
@ deathsankh: the dead boys are still in that apartment, they can’t hide for shit
@ deathsankh: 🏅 congrats to the worst to ever do it 🏅
@ deathsankh: they sent me two more souls in the past month and they’re still scared of me
@deathsankh: we’re colleagues now darlings, have fun out there 💅
@ deathsankh: stop, the little dead boys
@ deathsankh: im obsessed
@ deathsankh: they started a “detective agency” and ive gotten like 16 tributes from them so far
@ deathsankh: and get this
@ deathsankh: they’re calling it
@ deathsankh: THE DEAD BOYS DETECTIVE AGENCY 😂😂
@ deathsankh: like that’s not gunna attract attention from the afterlife
@ deathsankh: i put my contacts on notice, hands off unless they go thru me
@ deathsankh: the night nurse could be a problem but who’s gunna say no to me 💅
@ deathsankh: these boys are lucky i like they, they literally freed a ghost IN THEIR OFFICE tonight
@ deathsankh: like im not gunna sense them hiding on the windowsill 🙄
@ deathsankh: i should have said BOO right before i took Wilfred 😂 but u know im too profesh
@ deathsankh: i guess the dead boy detectives got spooked bc now they’re in port townsend???
@ deathsankh: BITCH IM EVERYWHERE 😂😂
@ deathsankh: i gotta call my girl Lilith, she was out there last time we spoke and it’s been too long
@ deathsankh: their little friend kinda reminds me of her
@ deathsankh: these boys stay getting themselves into situations ong
@ deathsankh: i cant talk specifics but that dad was a piece of work
@ deathsankh: im only sorry i couldnt get to him myself.
@ deathsankh: Lilith is Not Doing Well, please reach out if you have her info 🙏
@ deathsankh: shit is POPPING OFF in port townsend
@ deathsankh: why cant these kids take a proper holiday
@ deathsankh: night nurse is ON MY ASS like i don’t already know about this
@ deathsankh: she takes this shit too seriously lmao
@ deathsankh: YO
@ deathsankh: HELL????
@ deathsankh: HITTING UP MY CONTACTS ASAP @DESPAIR KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR A SAD NERDY KID IN UNDERWEAR YOU’LL KNOW THE ONE
@ deathsankh: oh shit what up @simonpages
@ deathsankh: Thank you to everyone who reached out to Lilith, including the dead boy’s little friend! She’s doing much better now and hell has a new resident :)
@ deathsankh: NOT LILITH lmao my bad 😂
@ deathsankh: the boys are out of hell but everyone is still sad??? they said their neighbor died but i didnt hear anything? mods????????????????????????????????????
@ deathsankh: this one is out of my jurisdiction gl out there boys 🫡
@ deathsankh: whole squad is back in London
@ deathsankh: the medium’s parents are annoying i need to give them a buzz…
@ deathsankh: NOT LIKE THAT u know i can’t take ppl before their time, but like…
@ deathsankh: they need a lil reminder that im coming :)
@ deathsankh: i gotta take the night nurse out for drinks bc she is STRUGGLING @ThePrincipal u crazy for this one queen 😂😂 girls night soon?
@ deathsankh: fr tho does nn think i look at all that paperwork bc LMAO
@ deathsankh: the tweedy one loves it tho have fun king
@ deathsankh: like im not gunna approve the asylum paperwork sksksksks
@ deathsankh: omg they got the news and the whole squad is crying in the club
@ deathsankh: even the night nurse lmao im never letting her live this down
@ deathsankh: maybe i shouldnt have delivered the news personally, i think i almost killed the boys again 😬 my bad yall
@ deathsankh: was anyone surprised the curly one kissed the tweedy one when i told them 😂
@ deathsankh: took them long enough tbh 😻
#season 1 from death's perspective#she's funny#painland week#dead boy detectives#payneland at the very end#this is my first fic ever#after 20 years of reading im finally starting to produce#or trying#this was inspired by a post i will link when i find it#that basically said what if death knows they're there the whole time#and is constantly updating the groupchat about their antics#but i dont know enough about the endless for all that#this piece is like if twitter was still cool#op#my writing
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yessssssss madaam my wife is unfortunately a beautiful sweeet kind baby of a n angel. she agrees that the friend js selfish and endagreing her safety and she has been so scared. i hate seeing my wife si scarwd i love her more than the sun snd moon. v3ut she is scarwd to say it herself so we agreed. i will b the villain bc her bestie alteady doesnt like me. nothing tov lose????
arw you sure not drunk? i am so powerful when i have alcohol?
some bestie fr tho with friends lime those who needs anemies fr. literally this assuple went "hey please spend 500 euros to comw entertain me while i hang put with other pll and dony actually carw and if someyhing bad happens to you hotel rooms arw safe" also was plannung to ditch her at a party whrre she doesnt know Nyone?
funny already with the insane thought blindness becays3 they're ljke "life us just as dangerous for theyfabs as it is for trans women???" menadgwile theyrw talking shit about "ive never felt unsanfe?"
heh adsed colors
IM GONNA KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!! TEAR THEIR ASS A NEW ONE, CALL THEM OUT AS THE TERF THEY ARE!!!!
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Since i saw that you are writing about ITSV/ATSV can i request something about Hobbie x F reader who has opposite life and aesthetic? They have so much in common but at the same time they are so oppositive like the reader play the piano and dress like old money girl aesthetic?
YESSSSS I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!!!
🥀Cw: none, just fluff!!!
listen, we all know Hobie isn't big on labels or commitment, but when itt comes to you? he's genuinely WHIPPED like you are HIS girl
you guys definitely have an opposite couples aesthetic, with him being so spunky and outgoing while you are much more calculating and reserved. he's great at getting you to loosen up a little, and you end up being the one keeping him in check!!
listen, the old money aesthetic is all about looking classy and refined, and Hobie is the exact opposite of that. he probably thought you were a bit snobby when he first met you, but felt bad about making assumptions once he genuinely got to know you and realized how sweet you are
Hobie probably finds your style really interesting, the same way you find his style intriguing. whenever he sees clothes that you'd like or accessories that match your style, he always buys steals them for you!!!!
once he learns you know how to play the piano??? he's SMITTEN. he seems like he'd enjoy a partner who can play an instrument, and would love to just listen in and hum along as you play. he would let you teach him how to play piano, but only if you let him teach you how to play guitar as well!!!
Hobie would give you SOOOO many song recommendations to play, and in turn he'd play some songs for you!!
your guys' music tastes definitely make an impact on eachother. you've got him listening to lana del ray and laufey, which is SO out of character for him!!! he ends up actually enjoying some of ur music taste, even though he'd never admit it. in the meantime, you're music taste has now been expanded and bands like Three Days Grace, Meatloaf, INXS, and Green Day are now in your playlists !!!
Hobie keeps you up to date on a lot of activism and stuff like that, and would def bring you to punk rallies and rock concerts even though you don't fit in at ALL. everyone knows not to mess with you tho because he always stays nearby, and his hand is practically glued to your waist all night
since you're so fem, Hobie would TOTALLY let you do his makeup!!!! if you ever need to practice, or your trying out a new lip combo or mascara, he's more than willing to be your muse !!!
Hobie is the life of the party, he's genuinely so chaotic and all ober the place, and more often than not you're the one making sure he doesn't go too far. especially if you are in the spider society, theres been a multitude of times where you've had to put a hand on his shoulder and restrain him from fucking DECKING miguel (lmao)
on the flip side, he convinces you to loosen up a little and be yourself. you don't have to be perfect all the time, and when you're around Hobie, you can always be yourself. he genuinely loves you sooo much, flaws and all
you guys are genuinely SUCH a power couple- opposites attract fr ‼️
RAHHH THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! sorry this is so short i didn't really have any full fledged scenarios in mind but PLEEEASSSEEE feel free to request more!!!! i loved this req sm hehe- ive been FIGHTING a writing slump recently urgrhrhrg
#atsv x reader#atsv x you#atsv x y/n#atsv x fem reader#atsv hobie#atsv headcanons#atsv hobie brown#atsv hobie x reader#atsv hobie headcanon#hobie spiderverse#hobie brown#hobie x reader#hobie x oc#hobie x y/n#hobie x you#hobie fluff#atsv fluff#spiderverse#itsv x reader#itsv headcanon#astv hobie#across the spider verse#spiderpunk#spiderpunk x reader#spiderpunk x you#spider punk#hobie brown imagine#hobie imagine#atsv imagine#itsv imagine
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RANT POST (it’s really long but I need advice and I also just needed to get this off my mind so enjoy lol).
So there’s this guy that I was talking about in my last post at my school and I need to rant about him because he’s so cute istggghggg. (For the sake of his privacy, I’m calling him B) so for some backstory, I’m new to this school this year and I he’s been at this school for at least a year and has friends and stuff. Our story starts on the first day of school he sat behind me in Spanish and my Spanish teacher said “now we don’t want B to touch Rosie’s hair” just as an example and he said “damn, she really thinks I can pull” (or sum like that idk) and I’m like ok? But then the next day I started catching feelings because he kept making eye contact and smirking at me and just looking at me in class. Then when we were about to go outside everyone was looking towards the lockers and I was looking tears the door and he was in front of me and he turned with a straight face then made eye contact with me and smiled and I almost dieddddd. After that we had Spanish again (this is the next day) and I needed to get something from my bag behind me and his desk was blocking me so he tilted his desk back and smiled at me so I could get my folder out. Then I was getting my seat to bring out to the hallway for an assembly and I was talking to my friends and he just smirked at me and his eyes followed me the whole way. And in line to walk away from the assembly me and my friends didn’t know what to do so we just waited for everyone else to go in front of us and he passes us and gave me thet iconic smirk eye contact thingy again. Again at Spanish he moved his desk back again even though there was more room to get my folder and just did the patented “B smirk 5000”. (Oh also how many aura points did I loose because I asked the teacher if I could go to the restroom before he got there and I sprinted to my locker to put on perfume, lipgloss, and take some mints and he didn’t even get to class for like 10 minutes)
Fast foward to science class I was sitting down and he sits in front of me to my right and he was talking to his friend right in front of me and i was staring at him (I’m just a girl) and he made eye contact with me and smiled and my hearttttt. And in the hallway he made a small comment to someone else like “oh I didn’t go with my parents because I went to church” and I’m catholic so when I tell you my heart exploded I mean it. Then we were writing something in groups and each group had to pick one person to represent that group so we can make one paper as a class and me and him were each a group representative. And we were reading the papers and when he was done and I was still reading he was just staring at me with a smile and just joking around with me. Then I was writing the final paper the teacher said sun like “does it naturally flow or you gonna make it flow” and j said “I’m making it flow” and everyone bursted out laughing especially B and I was like saying shut up but flirty yk (this is pretty much the first time we ever talked but the chemistry was off the charts fr) And then the other boys started taking the joke a bit too far and mind you these were his friends for at least a year and he’s kinda popular and he looked at them and said “guys stop it just let her write” while smirking at me. THIS MAN, WHO IVE PRETTY MUCH NEVER TALKED TO, JUST DEFENDED ME IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS THAT HES KNOWN FOR AT LEAST A YEAR. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH And the other boys were like “sorry” and stuff even tho it was just a joke it wasn’t a big deal and I was laughing. And then I read the paper and he was looking over at me and he said “you made it flow” and we went back and fourth joking like that for a few minutes (and he was blushing a little but which was just so cute) and he looked at my paper, which was in cursive and then said “so now can you write that in English?” (Playfully, bc he can’t read cursive) and we were laughing and stuff and he said the paper I made was good. Then I wrote down the homework on a sheet of paper and he walked back towards me (which is out of his way because we were leaving and I’m farther away from the door then he is) and he said “you’re making that flow” and I was just giggling bc ahahahaha. Then today in history i was running to get to class so I was sweating and fanning myself with my folder and he was just watching me like i looked like a mess but he just kept looking over at me.
Then fast forward to Spanish i got my folder again and I had all the room i could even need to get my folder and he still moved his desk and I looked at him and smiled this time to say thank you and he started to say you’re welcome but he cut out half way thru and kinda giggled and blushed (ITS SO DAMN CUTE WHEN GUYS DO THIS) and the teacher called on him for attendance and I was still grabbing my folder and he forgot what to say so I started laughing and he just looked down at me and said “i didn’t make that flow” and I started laughing more. Then we had to do a interview thingy in our Spanish lesson and after he went i leaned over to whisper to him “you made that flow” and he started laughing again. And our Spanish teacher brought up what she said the first day In class about B touching my hair (she just used us as an example because we were right next to her) and istg she’s the captain of our ship at this point. And we kept making eye contact and smiling. Okay I think that’s it. So sorry for the rant but I really just needed to get all of that off my chest and I need to know (if you red this far which I doubt) if he likes me bc I think he does but I’m also extremely delulu. Also what should I do like I don’t want to mess this up like I did in the past (we don’t talk about that) but I just need some help.
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tagged by @killerandhealerqueen (i just keep forgetting abt this one SIGH but i have free time rn and im committed)
1. why did you choose your url?
growing up, i just wasn't a social media girl purely bc of the fact that my parents were super strict and I assumed they wouldn't allow me to have it and I just never really saw the appeal anyways. Then later a few friends basically forced me to make my first account and because i wasn't very creative and thought i was the funniest bitch ever i made my first user 'ifyouinsist' and it just kinda stuck ig
2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them.
nope. i fear if i had a sideblog id end up neglecting it and forget abt it or make it my new main blog and neglect this blog and this blog is literally my baby
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
well i've had an account since like end of 2019, beginning of 2020???? (im pretty sure) i didnt like use my account tho i just had it to look at other ppls blogs not my own, i only acc recently made up my blog up properly and started posting this year when it was like 2 am and i was on holiday to visit my home country and my mum and my aunts were gossiping and i was like whatever who tf cares how late i am to a fandom and the rest was history
4. do you have a queue tag?
nope, my drafts are a terrifying place and if they ever saw light id die
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
to reblog pretty art and to compliment writers on ao3 AND on tumblr bc they deserve everything and more
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?
logan sargeant. need i say any more???? hes my bsf in spirit
7. why did you choose your header?
loscar. LOSCAR. loscar. i am very much totally normal abt them i swear (lying through my teeth rn). they're just my everything unfortunately and sometimes i like to say the fist bump is their version of intertwining their fingers together
8. what’s your post with the most notes?
ik this bc it was the first i myself made and it was abt loscar obviously and i thought i was SO funny (im not) and its lowk still such a flop post but its MY flop post so here it is :)
9. how many mutuals do you have?
idk man im shy (scared of rejection) so i dont have a lot, like genuinely let me go see acc, oh ig its me and my 14 moots against the world i love you guys fr
10. how many followers do you have?
BYE my 26 followers are my 4 lifers fr (im such a flop this is hilarious)
11. how many people do you follow?
37 (sigh need to follow more ppl RN)
12. have you ever made a shitpost?
im gonna be so real idk what defines as a shit post but most probably yeah
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
idk im acc really inconsistent like ill be MIA for 2 whole days and the next week ill be on tumblr like for most of my day when i can its very confusing like today ive not been on it a lot im academically locking in and all that
14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?
ummm no. like. if i see someone i follow getting hate ill send them a supportive ask and then at the end of it be like anon ur such a loser get a life but other than that. nope.
15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?
im very much neutral abt them, like idc if i need to reblog it yk if i want to i will if i dont then i wont
16. do you like tag games?
YES (said in a very normal voice)
17. do you like ask games
YES. i love getting asks id cry if someone sent an ask (i have one rotting away from a moot rn i WILL answer it i swear)
18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
can i say all my moots. i wanna say all my moots they're all famous in my eyes guys, i start tagging its gonna end with all my moots being tagged but like @killerandhealerqueen and @dwarvenchords were the first 2 ppl to come to my mind theyre both just the coolest fr
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
nah. i have FRIEND crushes on literally all of them tho. wanna be their friends SO bad
20. what is the last song you listened to?
Mamichula- Bizarrap
21. what are you currently watching?
in my docuseries era rn watching breakpoint (STILL)(i only have time on the weekends rn SIGH)
22. sweet/ savoury/ spicy?
sweet. im such a 'lets skip the dinner and just get dessert' kinda girl
23. what is your current relationship status?
this is SUCH a complicated question to answer but heavily leaning more towards single
24. what is your current obsession?
sports. like just sports in general. like ive always been a casual fan of sports but i never used to take a deep dive into it but this year i decided to dive, and i dived VERY deep, so like motorsports, tennis, football, cricket, trying to get into hocky rn im collecting them atp. also. documentaries. like when i get time ill be binge watching like 5 documentaries i just love them sm
25. what are nine albums/ songs you've been listening to lately?
wish i could tell you fr, i mean, rn im re listening to SOUR by Olivia Rodriguez AGAIN bc thats the way my life is going SIGH, Olivia is my favourite basic artist fr, nothing compares to listening to SOUR for the first time in 2021
ANYWAYS, thanks again for the tag i really appreciate it, im gonna tag @ezisregrettinglifedecisions @fabeong @whatssthepooiintt
#tag game#these are so fun im such a yapper#i love talking abt myself#sass i really appreciate u tagging me it means the world to me fr#also punctuation who????#need to fix up so bad im so bad at typing with punctuation this is AWFUL
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Hi ashy:3
I need to tell ya Chan and Han are bias wrecking me so hard these days😭
I mean
WHYWHYWHY
AND WIRH THE BLUE EYES I CANT
Im staying with hyunnie in staying with hyunnie im staying with hyunnie
LIKE OMFG HACE U SEEN HAN IN THAT ONE OUTFIT THO?
THIS
ADM THESE OMG????
IVE COT SERIOUS PROBLEMS FR
Im Sorry, I always pop into ur inbox to yap :((
OSUDUDHDHDBDDHDY SO REAL BRO
I used to be a Hyunie bias but they're all so pretty i jus gave up and went 0t8 cuz I cant choose😔 (BUT SO REAL CHAN BEEN BIAS WRECKING ME LATELY)
THANK U FOR GIVING ME THESE PHOTOSHDHDHDHDHD
Also don't apologize I live when u pop into my inbox :))
WAH ALSO IDK IF U SAW THE NEW SKZCODE BUT A FRIEND OF MINE POINTED OUT CHANGBINS SHIRT HAD MY NAME ON IT AND IMDBDJDJDHDHDF
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hehehe hiiii this is my list of lyric changes in live performances of michael (all gathered from concert recordings on youtube), there are almost definitely even more changes that i havent seen yet but these are the ones ive found from my phase of watching over 30 live performances of michael on youtube
lines like ‘im sexy’ replaced with ‘you’re sexy’ , other ‘i’ statements replaced with ‘you’ sometimes
‘sticky hips’ part of chorus skipped over sometimes idk why tbh
‘it’s close now’ sometimes replaced with ‘you’re close now’
at pinkpop performance ‘it’s close now’ was replaced with ‘so pink now’ .
typically in the second ‘so come and dance with me’ section, the last ‘so come and dance with me’ is replaced with ‘so come all over me’ . sometimes this does not happen, and sometimes it also happens in the first ‘so come and dance with me’ section. less common tho
in their first US show performance of micheal, the final ‘so come and dance with me’s of each section are replaced with ‘so break a [unintelligible] with me’. might say hall or wall?
sometimes says ‘micheal you’re dancing, you’re a beautiful dance-whore’ instead of ‘micheal you’re dancing like a beautiful dance-whore’
music for life 2017 performance of micheal he says “this is what i am, your favourite man” instead of “i am a man” in the bit right before the main chorus bit (he said “i am a man” earlier however). TRNSMT festival 2018 he says your favourite man also, says it first time and fhen second time says “spectacular man” im thinking these lyric changes are common in the more recent performances of it?
earliest recorded performance of it it is quite literally not possible to tell if there are any lyric changes however it’s possible the come and dance with me change was included
2022 just like heaven fest performance he says either “this is what i am / yes, such a fine man” or “this is what i am / you’re such a fine man” in the first chorus. in the second chorus he sings “this is what i am / i’m an ice cream man”
rock n heim 2013 says ‘because’ in beginning of main chorus (‘because you’re all that i see [etc.]’)
spancirfest 2023 he says “this is what i am / banana (?) toast man”. seems to be part of a general trend in more recent performances where he says a food instead of just ‘a man’.
2010 mexico performance he sings “stubble on my sticky hips”, possibly deliberate, possibly just a mispeak. may happen in other performances too?
2018 kyiv performance sings ‘flamboyant man’. also sings “you’re all i need” first verse instead of “you’re all i see”
according to alex’s twitter, he makes up new lyrics each performance.
YOU'RE A SAINT FOR THIS AND ALEX KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING
we've been blessed by this list thank you
i'm going to check later what he did at paradiso amsterdam live cause i have it on cd but i remember that there were some changes
so come all over me change is my favourite thing ever fr😭😭😭
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First time watching Voltron: Legendary Defender and documenting my thoughts
This is Season 4
S1-2 | S3 | S5 | S6 | S7 | S8 |
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<this one is going to be shorter, as I have only recently finished this season, and the grief is still fresh (lol), so the thoughts are only just starting to simmer. strap your asses in>
Pre-Season 4 Thoughts
-> Keith joining the blades is going to be a huge plot device, I feel
-> PLEASE for the love of CHRIST let that poor little girl find her brother and father. If they are dead dreamworks better be ready to catch these hands
->I’ve heard people claim this is the “last good season”, but i stay strong 💪 and will watch till the end
->wouldn’t the paladin switch not make sense now? Cus shiro is back as the black paladin and it makes no sense for Lance to be red like it originally had? If anything, he should’ve gone back to blue, and Allura to red, because Allura is very accepting/encouraging of shiro’s role as leader. I guess they didn’t wanna do it all over again. But I digress 🤷♀️
->im gonna miss my Pookie (🤍❤️🤍)
Post-S4
->do they do this every two seasons?? Have an epic battle where they have a big preparation and say it’ll 100% end the war but it doesn’t and something crazy happens after they win and it sets up the next season??
->FUCK YEAH PIDGE GOT HER BROTHER BACK IM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP 💪💪🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙇♀️🙇♀️
->^genuinely cried so hard during this scene. would’ve cried more if I wasn’t recovering from the initial shock.
->^cried during this one too, but it was happy tears. I could actually just do a whole reaction post to this episode alone. (if you want me to js say so in the rbs/replies)
->the callback to s1! “color-coded of course, because what are we? animals?” AHHH! I’m going insane I love these siblings sooooo much
->okay I’ll stop gushing over them now
->^only valid reaction to meeting Allura. Homegirl is beauty incarnate
->I LIED. im not sorry im never shutting up about them. SHE SHOWS HIM AROUND THE CASTLE AND TELLS HIM EVERYTHING AND EVERY DETAIL AND SHES SO EXCITED CUS SHE JUST GOT HER BRO BACK AND IS JUST RAMBLING ABOUT HER NEW HOME AND ALL THE COOL STUFF SHES BEEN DOING AND HES JUST LISTENING AND IS SUPER EXCITED WITH HER AND ITS SOOOO AMAZING AND ADORABLE AND I COULD DIE
->AND THEN HE TELLS HER HOW THEIR DAD WOULD BE SO PROUD IM DYING IM LITERALLY DEAD STOP.
->AND AND AND THEY WERE ALL WORKING TOGETHER W HUNK TO MAKE THE GALRA TRACKER THING AND THEY WERE BEING SO COOL WITH EACH OTHER AND BEING NERDS TOGETHER AND AND AND AJEUWNDUWJEBEURBDGWUDKAODHD
->okay. ive calmed down. i am normal and can be trusted to simply watch a show.
->^Get his ass, Zarkon. I needed his smug ass to be humbled so bad. Only time I will agree w Zarkon fr.
->i do NOT like Lotor. Can you guys tell already??
->THE SCENE WHERE THEY TRIED TO GET MILKSHAKES AND WERE SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT YOU NEED TO MILK A COW STOP.✋ 😭. My high-score on the giggle-meter went up by 300%
->bro I SWEAR shiro looks different. there’s just something about him. the hair gets a pass cus how good of a haircut can you give yourself in space, yk? but that nose scar is definitely a different shade #notmyrodrickshiro
->THE VOLTRON SHOW.
->^Just. That entire episode. It’s getting a whole post actually I need to yap about it.
->^her armor is colored in a way which makes it look both pink and red while making it look like a trick of the light in a way to symbolize that she is acting as keith yet while being a paladin herself and that being unknown in the public eye and showing how they have to cover that up, any suspicion being thrown as a trick of the light. Oh vld animators ily 🫶
->on another note tho why do they always draw lance and shiro to have 30 pounds of ass. what.
->loved when those lesbians decided to take down lotor. Queen shit 💋 we stan 🙇♀️🙏
->Lotor is so stupid and pathetic and annoyingly smug and sus and admiral-zhao-y and I hate him but he’s SOOO FREAKING HOT and I can’t hate him completely because he’s so attractive but that just makes me wanna hate him more. He’s a walking red flag but the flag is heart-shaped and honestly idk what to do w that.
->^WHAT. stop. honestly that’s the real reason he was banned from the empire my ass would not want that fucking FREAK within a 30 light year radius of me either
-> while s3 was the klance season, s4 is apparently the allurance season, they have a lot of sweet moments. (granted all started by lance but still, you can almost see allura swooning)
->^pookie. what are you doing… pookie.. no. stop. i don’t like where this is going…
->^POOKIE NO. STOP. ✋ STOP. SAY SIKE RN.
->^oh thank fuck for Lotor.
->^^wait what. why Lotor.
->^^^heartbreaking: worst person you know doesn’t something good for once.
->he definitely wants something out of this. I don’t trust him.
These are thoughts I’ve had compiled for some time now. I will continue to post my thoughts on the tag “laura’s first vld”
I finished this season on 06/30/24. I am on S5E3 as of today (07/06/24)
#laura’s first vld#voltron#voltron legendary defender#vld#holt siblings my beloveds 🤍💚🧡🤍#people should talk about them more I love them already it’s literally been like 2 episodes of them interacting#klance and allurance are like kataang and zutara i fear#meanwhile keillura fans are like zukaang and shallura (yes laura found a new ship!) is like zukka#I love comparing this show to atla and lok#it’s like a love triangle (aka love corner) but instead of the girl it’s lance#do you guys think ill reignite a ship war genuine question I don’t want that to happen#but i digress#you guys should tell me if you’re excited about something I could “react” to btw#like “oh boy I can’t wait till you get to <xyz> episode”
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hi!! i JUST finished reading your cowboy!stretch x reader oneshot on ao3 and i absolutely loved it, would you mind making a continuation of it? probably with them riding a horse. thank you so much for writing that i love it so much!!! :D
// HII omg!! I'm so happy you liked the oneshot, that one was super fun to write! I'd be more than happy to write a continuation. Hopefully I do your request justice! (Especially considering it's my first one!!)
🧡You can find the first oneshot Here. :)🧡
❤️ Reader has They/Them pronouns, and their SOUL type is up to you! 🧡 Country AU! Cowboy skeletons my beloved.. 💛 This takes place in a Crossover universe, so common fandom nicknames will be used!
It's been a few weeks since you met that dashing skeleton, Stretch, at Grillby's. After taking a few days, you worked your hardest and finally managed to fix up that old barn. Now she looks good as new, and you..need to find something else to do.
You sit in your house, kicking your legs back and forth as you lie on your stomach on your couch. Some random show plays on the tv in front of it you recognize, but you're not really focusing on it since you're facing your left scrolling through your phone. Nothing really sticks out to you, searching for something of interest before you see a little notification pop down from someone. You miss it the first time, pulling down the top of your screen and realizing it's from Stretch.
You sit up abruptly on your knees, shifting to face the tv and letting your legs rest on the wood floor. It's always nice to see what he's up to.
honey enthusiast🍯 - now -> heya, what are you up to?
You - now <- nothing much, just watching tv and dying of boredom lol ive got nothing to do now that the barns all fixed
honey enthusiast🍯 - now -> you could come over to me and my bro's place, it's just us here today
You - now <- rsally? *really?
honey enthusiast🍯 - now -> rsally
You - now <- stfu
honey enthusiast🍯 - now -> lmaoo but yeah im fr could show you the animals and stuff
You - now <- bet uh idk where you live tho
honey enthusiast🍯 - now -> i'll send you the location or i could just come get u if u want
You - now <- i think ill drive there i wanna remember the way in case i come over again :)
honey enthusiast🍯 - now -> alr sounds good to me lol i'll wait at the front gate for you sent attachment
You hop up from your seat on the couch, petting one of your dogs who'd decided to lie down in front of the couch and walking into your room to change.
"Okay, he..he lives on a ranch?? Well, I guess I should've gotten that from the cowboy getup, huh? I should probably wear somethin' I'm okay with gettin' dirty.." You browse through your closet, picking out some casual clothes that'll keep you cool and comfortable in the summer heat.
"Time to go." You walk out of your room, playing some music from the stereo in your living room and giving your dogs some pets before bidding them goodbye. You walk out to your truck and climb inside, turning the key and beginning to drive to the location you set your GPS to. A few familiar songs play while you make your way down several sets of roads. You promptly bop your head to them, lip syncing some of the words.
You knew you were at the right place the moment you saw it. The house was huge based on what you could see from the gate as you drove up to it, plenty of land surrounding it with fences up to keep any unwanted visitors out. You see a familiar shade of orange pop up as the skeleton opens the gate, walking over to your window and leaning his arms on it.
"howdy. glad you could make it, didn't get lost did you?" "Nope, got here a-okay. This place is massive- are you guys loaded or something?" You ask, flabbergasted. He chuckles at that, looking back at the house. "well, it just kinda happened when we exchanged monster currency for human currency. so I guess you could say we are." "Jesus." "you can go ahead and pull up wherever, it doesn't matter." He stands on the step just below your door, holding on. You smile at the action, driving further in and parking in a spot next to someone else's car.
He jumps down onto the ground and lets you get out, closing the door behind yourself and locking it before jumping down too.
You hear a faint "Hello!" in the distance as someone runs over, grinning wide. A skeleton, a pretty large one at that yet shorter than Stretch. His attire is pretty similar to the former, only his is buttoned up much more neatly and is blue rather than orange. Stretch's top button is currently loose, exposing a little bit of his sternum. You also notice how the two stick to one color scheme, Stretch sticking with orange and this one sticking to blue specifically.
"you're in luck, they just got here." "Yes, I'm Not Late! Hello, There! I'm Stretch's Brother, Blue. We Live Together Close To Some Of Our Friends." "It's nice to meet you, Blue. I'm.." You tell him your name, and the two of you chat about this and that before Stretch steals you away to show you around. You both walk around different parts of the ranch before you decide to go and visit the animals, saying hello to each of them promptly.
"You have so many horses-" "like. ten of them." "JESUS-" You pause, looking towards one, before turning back to him with a smile.
"..what?" He raises a brow, smiling as well with crossed arms as he observes you. "..Can we ride one?" "..you want to ride one?" "Yes- please-" "i mean, yeah, i don't see why not. though, we'd probably have to ride together. are you okay with that? if not, i can figure something out." "I'm okay with that. Won't bother me." "alright, just gimme a sec."
You wait patiently as he goes to get a proper saddle, walking over to a few horses and letting them smell your hands so they know to trust you. One in particular takes a liking to you, a black horse with a stripe of white from its muzzle to its forehead. It nuzzles its nose against the side of your head until Stretch returns, smiling as he walks over.
"somebody's attached. no, you can't bring the horse home with you." "Aww-" You fake pout, before smiling and gently petting its head. "but, you can come back to visit." "You bet I will." A determined look crosses your face. "you wanna ride this one?" He points with his thumb. "Yes- if they are okay with that, of course."
He nods, and after a few seconds the horse is saddled and ready to go.
"so, you're gonna have to sit in front of me. is that alright?" "Yeah, that's fine." "alright, cool."
He helps you get up onto the horse first. It's a bit of a strange sensation at first, but you gradually get used to it. He then climbs up and sits comfortably behind you and the saddle, gently taking hold of the reins. Feeling his arms around your waist has you feeling a bit flushed, your face heating up a bit as you hope he doesn't notice.
"comfortable?" He speaks calmly so as to not spook the horse, his head just above your shoulder. A shiver goes down your spine accompanied by an anxious smile. "Y- ..Yeah, I'm all good." You mutter, cursing yourself internally for stuttering as you hear him chuckle behind you. You don't realize at first when the horse starts to move before you snap out of a daze, looking ahead with a smile.
You feel..safe with his arms around you, even as you're very flushed. You can just blame it on the heat if he asks. What you don't know, however, is that he seems to be fairly flushed himself..a bright shade of orange lightly making its way over his cheekbones. He keeps his lazy smile as he looks over you, making sure you're alright and comfortable.
Blue has a cheeky grin as he watches you both ride around the field, leaning his arms on one of the fences.
His hold on your waist tightens a little when the horse picks up its speed, causing your face to heat up even more before that feeling is overcome by excitement. You cheer as it runs, carrying you both around.
This continues for a little while before both the two of you and the horse become tired. Stretch slides off and helps you jump down, guiding the horse back to where it can rest.
"That was fun! I wouldn't mind doing it again." "..maybe you can, next time you come over." "Yeah." You avert your eyes, your face admittedly still a little flushed. You can't fully bring yourself to meet his gaze until he reaches up to get some grass out of your hair.
"i wouldn't mind." He smirks, his eyes relaxed as he looks at you. You clear your throat. "Yeah, uh..looking forward to it." You smile in return as Blue walks over to greet you both.
"Why Don't You Guys Come Inside? I'd Love For You To Stay For Dinner. We Can Talk More!" He suggests with a friendly smile. You look over briefly at Stretch for a moment before turning back to him.
"Yeah, I'm cool with that. I'd better get home before dark, though. I've got dogs waiting at home for me." "you have dogs?" Stretch perks up, curious. "Yeah, two." "i wanna pet 'em-" "Well, maybe you can visit me next."
He grins as Blue guides you both inside, gently closing the door behind him.
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"also a lot of people who don't get this are tubblings. which is a whole can of worms. but I've been in the trenches........... ive s e e n." Isa, my gosh, I've seen some hell as a fellow Tubbling and sometimes crow. It's when people say "Chayannne should ignore phil and hang out with Tubbo more to feel better," that has driven me up the wall in these conversations. Not only at that point is this some sort of weird projection thing they've got going on, but it also make it clear how little they know or really care about Chayanne. bc Chayanne does need emotional support, and I feel like ANY q!tubbo knows that Chayanne AIN'T getting that from him. he gets to just chill with Tubbo, sure, but to say Tubbo should basically replace Phil shows a complete lack of understanding Chayanne and the entirety of the Death family. it just feels really.... ick
REEEAAAALLLLLL EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID IS BASED AND TRUE.
I'm the reverse of you, a Crow and sometimes Tubbling (I've watched them both 4+ years tho).
And not only that!!! It's a complete mischaracterization of qTubbo too!!!! Don't even get me STARTED. That man is here to vibe and roll with the punches. He handles things very dryly and copes with humor. That is NOT what Chayanne needs!! They're not only ignoring Chayanne's characterization, they're blatantly disregarding what they KNOW about qTubbo because they watch fucking him!!!! Dare I say out of spite, purely because they hate Phil that much. They did the same shit with Leo and Foolish before Town of Fobo. It's two faced as hell.
And I'm too hated by a little cluster of Tubblings here on Tumblr to even bother saying much else about the way they all horrifically mischaracterize qTubbo bc I don't want that drama. 😭 But omg they butcher that man AND Phil, because they hate Phil. It's wild. Like are we watching the same stream??? Be so fr.
One thing I will sa is that my friends and I kinda realized the age difference has a huge influence on it all. They think Phil's "old" so he should have the perfect solution every time all the time. Whereas they can't stop infantalizing and babying Tubbo to save their fucking life so he's "trying his best" or whatever. It's tiring. Treat that fucking 20 year old like a 20 year old!!! He's not your little uwu cozy snowy town goat boy teenager from dsmp anymore!!!
And dare I touch the hornet's nest of A Lot Of Their Babying is because of Tubbo's neurodivergence in & out of rp, and his in-rp trauma. The infantalization and woobification of nd people and people with trauma in fandom. But what else is new, let's be honest.
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