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Guess who’s still sick and at school
#it’s me obviously#ive been here ten minutes#and already im on the verge#i need to go home#or go to bed#i dunno i just#fuck man im so eepy and i have chem in 5 minutes#whyyyyyyyy#my bonesss they acheee#WAIT I JUST REALIZED#MY APPLE PENCIL’S GONE WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO TAKE PHYSICAL NOTES NOW#AUUGRHRHRHHFFHFFGFHF#fuck.#traggy’s shit#tragedy^2
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Unpopular almost blasphemous labru opinion time: kabru would so be into getting flavour profiled actually hed be like. Oh citrus notes interesting. And then he'd have a small crisis about not being able to do the same for Laios BUT he can tell him how quickly he would die if he stabbed him in whatever part he's kissing and that's just as sexy
#labru#nsft text#so much fanfic in which laios is like 'oh you taste almost like..' and kabru is like NO and im sorry esteemed scholars i gotta disagree#its an interesting thing to know!#now if you dont want to go to the trouble of describing taste because its a pain in the ass i respect that#wow but ive been talking a lot about laios eating kabru out lately. it has been a very dry pride month over here what can i say#kabru *sucking a mark into laios' tigh* and you see youd think this is safe but actually an important artery passes here#*resting his ear on the spot* i can even hear your heartbeat!!! *big smile* you'd bleed out in ten minutes#laios *harder than hes ever been in his life* what if. what if you stabbed my dick#kabru *still smiling* not yet#laios: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEE
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The three stages of penacony
Meeting Acheron: galaxy ranger... like buzz light year?
Meeting Aventurine: why are you acting like a Karen. This isn't you, I know from the five different spoilers I got
meeting firefly: OMG IT'S FIREFLY OMG OMG MARRY ME YOU'RE SO CUTE I LOVE YOU
#Not so secret fourth stage: why is everyone so gay ive been here for ten minutes#I like it so far#Firefly :]]]]#She's gonna be my favourite character guys#Maybe. I really like Xueyi for no reason#I've been having so much fun play HSR it's really nice however now my screen time is atrocious#Hsr#honkai star rail#penacony#firefly#Aventurine#Acheron#I think I will like Aventurine. I already do because of influences but. Yeah#Hoping to get more invested as time goes on
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everyone @ elquackity: he would not fucking say that
#ive barely been here ten minutes and i can definitely tell thats not q he's so bad at this lmfao#“it's jsut a demonstration” girl you are so a government plant#mcyt#qsmp#unintelligible rants#prismblogging#cursing
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the apartmentverse urge to make the assassins weird immortals due to interacting with the apple who all survive to the modern day and have to Deal with mundane things like public transport…
#they should have a support group about it#ezio would start it. im not sure how high attendance is. probably not very high or consistent.#but like they do have it. technically. they can find the few others who understand what the price of interacting with the pieces of eden was#they’re probably much more The Old Guard than apartmentverse technically but i do need to make altaïr and ezio just hang out. maybe go#through a mcdonalds drive through together. get some mcnuggets.#still covered in blood but it’s dark out so the employees don’t see as they hand their food off. and they climb on top of a warehouse to eat#together. i don’t think they’re… friends? in the way you’d think of friends normally but its more like. when you go to primary school with#someone and they become your friend because you have such a limited pool of options but they’re your friend for life because of that shared#experience. ezio & altaïr are that but for being forced into immortality when they both wish they could have left this fight a long long#time ago and now everyone else they’ve known and loved are gone and they’ve even lost track of their descendants because well. after a while#there’s just… so many.#the other assassins should go through this too. i genuineky dont remember if bayek found any eden artifacts but i like him so he should be#around. and maybe his wife. evie & jacob of course. and the ac3 protag i havent met yet.#also that pirate guy. i played ac4 for five minutes ten years ago but im claiming him he should be around#the point is. when you’ve been around this long. all the other disagreements pale in comparison to that shared weight.#and the point of THAT is. if the templars ever found out about this and kidnapped one of their group. suddenly like a dozen assassins with#hundreds of years of experience each descend on them to free their friend.#they may not be able to dismantle the templars completely even working together. but they can sure as hell protect what’s theirs.#the other point of this is desmond getting accepted into this weird little group.#they’re not *not* also a cult to be fair but-#ohhhhhh thinks about 16 year old fresh runaway desmond on ezio’s couch (he likes having his own place. so sue him. altaïr’s the one opposed#to settling down. like it’ll come back to bite him to choose a home. (and ezio’s in denial that having a home will always one day mean#leaving it.)) and *anyway* teenage desmond fresh off the farm and months without a home. probably *not* agreeing to be brought home with#ezio per say. and altaïr is there because ezio kidnapping children is *weird* and maybe altaïr is not technically the oldest assassin but#he sure does seem to take responsibility for all their actions like he is. anyway. he questions ezio. and all ezio has to say in his defense#is. is. ‘look at him.’#and for now. before they know *who* desmond is. for now he has a spot on ezio’s couch because he looks so much like a younger altaïr.#the end of the world and all the prophecy can come later and desmond *probably* gave ezio a fake name so he can also freak out when they#learn that little detail as well. BUT. but. you get it#ive rambled on too much here
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everyday i constantly think of masato's wheelchair and if that's his only one/main one no wonder he's so pissed at everyone
#snap chats#someone pointed this out to me like last year so im stealing it sorry cause I Think Of It Constantly#the handling of masato's disability will forever annoy me esp with how vague it is but esp his chair#one day ill draw masato with an appropriate wheelchair. maybe then he'll be happy for once#in a way i guess it could tie into how restricted or trapped he felt since the type of chair he's shown is more like. a hospital one#and not one youd really use as a regular user- like in that vein it is a bit of storytelling in that he can ONLY go out with help#since hospital chairs are SO much different from home chairs ESPECIALLY in regards to mobility and independence the user has#AND NOT TO MENTION HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THOSE CHAIRS ARE get his ass a proper cushion P L E A S E#like it portrays the idea that its unfathomable for him to go anywhere on his own and so in that vein . Interesting Storytelling#theres a lot of implications going on here if im so honest and again it makes for Really Interesting Story Telling#however i refuse to give rgg credit like that when it comes to disabilities. ... they havent earned that from me yet#see this is why the vagueness of his condition annoys me because he's shown to be independent enough to roll himself to his elevator#and presumably get himself dressed but he cant have a proper chair ?#because ik there are people who have expressed they have conditions where even writing is tiring#so if his condition was in-line with that and it was hard for him to push himself in his chair then i could buy it#obviously the issue lies with his lungs but i just want to know the full extent yk...#to wrap this up tho ive been thinking of character design in rgg and how we dont give credit to it enough#sooooo if i make a second post ten minutes from now thats why cause i keep forgetting to spam my thoughts on here LMAO#ok bye
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me: just communicate lol its not that hard
me: I DONT WANT TO COMMUNICATE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#june speaks#MY ROOMMATE IS PISSING ME OFF SOOOOOO BAD#EVERY SINGLE DAY SHES CALLING PEOPLE IN OUR ROOM SO I NEVER GET ANY PEACE AND QUIET#LIKE SHE’S BEEN CALLING HER FRIENDS SINCE 8:30 AND IVE BEEN TRYING TO DO HOMEWORK AND JUST RELAX BEFORE BED#SHES NOT EVEN LOWERING HER VOICE LIKE GIRL MAYBE YOU HAVE ALL AFTERNOON CLASSES BUT NOT ALL OF US ARE SO LUCKY#SHE STAYS UP LATE SO LOUDLY SO OFTEN TOO LIKE SHES ALWAYS WATCHING VIDEOS AT NIGHT WITHOUT HEADPHONES. GIRL YOU HAVE AIRPODS. JUST USE THEM#AND SHES IN OUR ROOM LITERALLY ALLLLLL THE TIME LIKE I GET OUT TO GIVE HER PRIVACY BUT SHE IS ALWAYS FUCKING HERE. LIKE ALWAYS. I JUST WANT#TO BE ALONE FOR MORE THAN TEN MINUTES AT A TIME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ITS BEEN ONLY A MONTH BUT IM GOING CRAZY SHARING A ROOM I FUCKING HATE THIS😭😭😭😭😭😭
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#ive been putting off making any kind of post about this bc it feels mean#but today is setting me off so bad#my coworker is making me insane with his dry ass conversation#today alone he has told me:#how both he and his girlfriend brush their teeth#the exact discount hes getting on a tv mount#that he thinks nobody eats so little as 2k calories/day#and the same laundry story he told me yesterday#we have been here not two hours yet#i will be clearly either doing something or texting or reading and he'll start talking about how much caffeine is in his drink#until i put whatever im doing down and go yeah wow that's crazy#i was trying to mention yesterday that i had a good time book shopping on nyd (yk regular coworker pleasantries!)#and he cut me off and talked about his brother coming to stay a few days for like ten minutes#just now he went wow i cant believe it's almost my birthday already. time flies#HIS BIRTHDAY IS TWO AND A HALF MONTHS AWAY!! THAT IS NOT ALMOST!!!#like this is not that big a deal but istg i work with colin robinson. hes an energy vampire and he also only half does his job#so it's not like it's worth being bored to death ykwim#says kenna
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Don't know why, how or when but I woke up on the floor this morning and my first thought "if I hit my head wouldn't THAT be funny" but my pupils are good and reactive so it's all good 😗✌🏻
#i THINK i may have passed out but honestly dont remember shit like how did i got here#sometimes i just randomly fall asleep because *gestures vaguely* anemia is a bitch ig but this was New#when i was 16 a girl hit me in the head with a volleyball and the hit was so strong it deviated my nose forever and i brushed it off until#ten minutes later a friend looked at me said “are you feeling okay?” and i was “huh im a lil dizzy why?” and she frowned apprehensively#and she went like “your eyes are completely black” and called the teacher and turns out i had a closed head injury😭 and the nun gave#✨herbal tea✨ because in latinoamerica we believe if you cut off your arm it Can be fixed by drinking chamomile ✨tea✨#anyway no one ever called the doctor and then i felt like shit but never told my mom till the next day and she kicked me in the Ass#maybe ive been bleeding since that time and thats the reason why im *gestures VAGUELY again* like this but at least im FUNNY#and i learned how to recieve a serve so oikawa can come and hit me with his triple homo spin serve and i would take it
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nothing more embarrassing than going into a chipotle and standing with a hoard of people waiting for their online orders meanwhile no one is standing in the regular line
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the london drugs photo area is always so fucking busy because theyre like the only chain that prints photos these days. christ
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what? Dan, what?
#archie comics#Ive been sitting here for ten minutes trying to figure out why this for their june cover#why is he the sun?
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You know it's bad when you can't decide which you relate to most, "what door? The door to the miCROWWAVE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" or "I say—I think—I haven't—look, I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself in my own head the number of years,"
#i forgot the door code five times to the laundromat ive been using for the past several months#i stared at an open jar of peanut butter for like half a minute with a butter knife in my hand cause i forgot what i was doing#i have exams tomorrow guys and then a ten hour drive im going to die#the dull headache ive had all day and the inability to focus on literally anything#yayy#sorry ill delete this later im too tired to switch to my non dp account#no dannos here#boyo rambles
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good luck w the testing and a happy early new year!!
thank you it's already happened when this was sent but we all did get one free point for the listening section bc the audio fucked up and we didn't get to hear the part with the last question's answer. but I will now think this is luck borrowed from the future when this ask was sent
#bakuspeech#ask#I tweeted a storm inbetween the written competencies (morning) and the speaking test (afternoon) lmao#but its on my wretched personal acc so it's for me. it's just for me#I dressed. and this is not me being unkind to myself. like a mister bean character to that test. like I got a woolen suit jacket on#with the dress shoes of mismatched laces. AND Ive been bald recently#honest to gods can Not tell how well I did in the written tests. like I finished all of them with at least ten minutes to spare#but it's because they kept putting a giant timer on the projector screen and it scared me so bad. delf trauma#the content of the test itself I straight up. dont know if its any good#the thing with me. that u can probably tell by idk looking at me and hearing me talk and stuff. is that I speak english but I am#VERY bad at tests#which makes any formalized english testing for me extremely fucking funny#and like it's supposed to be in the same structure as an ielts set of questions and apparently that means#they kept asking me to confirm or deny that the author of the text agrees with the statements they got in the questions#and I was sitting there like okay you made me read about weird phrenology shit and then you ask me this?? like are we asking#textual or contextual or. how deep into the rhetorics are we talking here. cause two of these three authors are certified weirdos#(yes the reading segment had three texts. one was about physiognomy and how there was definitely a grain of truth in there#one was about tea - this is the inconspicuous one - and the last one was about the potentials of toxinology#with a general vibe of pseudomedicine zeal to its writing. it's probs from a family magazine or something)#so straight up yeah I can defend my quiz answers to a judge but that does Not mean it's gonna be the one on the answer sheet yknow#kinda the same with the writing segment. where like they gave me an extremely easy to expand on subject and then a piece of paper#the length of a receipt. and that just. I could NOT parse the expectation of that setup#like I saw that and was like. so do you want me to do it badly? or do it so excellently I deliver all I think in like 100 words or less?#cause I'm capable of one of those things and the distinction is important here#and like. yes I know it's a language aptitude test. they're looking to know if I speak english#and I Have done something like this before multiple times just with a different language. but that was. idk I have never had a ladder here#I know I speak the language. YOU can probably tell I speak the language. would this test's result reflect that? I don't know!#it's a baffling experience. I'm still thinking about it the day after. tldr it's really not about the english for me it's about the testing#it's so. it's reflected so clear in the listening test where I missed an entire question (other than the one they gave us for free) bc#my brain just noped out of my body for three seconds and when I yanked it back the tape's already moved on
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reasons why my local hospital is bullshit:
to see the emergency doctors, you have to walk all the way to a&e where a nurse will talk to you for three minutes and immediately send you back to the emergency doctors
reasons why my local hospital is cool:
theres a baby in the waiting room whos crying sounds like a raptor
#personal#kai rambles#nhs#i guess?#im just ranting because like#im here because ive been ill for like over a month and cant go back up to where i live because i dont want to just infect everyone there#plus the illness has been fucking with taking my meds and i know the best chance i have for getting back into the routine#is to be at my moms where she will call me out on it#and because of it#i cant go see my gp#so i have to go to an emergency/walk in same day doctor#and im here because i have had blocked sinuses i have lost my voice ten times i have thrown up on more days than i havent this year#i feel faint i have abdominal pain and my coordination is worse than normal#i also am having lots of issues with visual disturbances like things in my peripheral vision seemed to be moving by themselves#because i cant take my meds for it#and so to actually see someone for help with this i have to come here#where ive already had to do like fifteen minutes of walking with sll thst going on#fuck
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I have got to get worse at my job cus no way can keep letting them rely on me like this
#work tag#got on shift on Sunday and my manager pulled me aside when i clocked in to say thank god youre here i need you on front theyre an absolute#mess over there theyve got orders waiting nearly twenty minutes i need you to figure out whats going on and whip them into shape i know you#can just get all those order out right away just put them where you want them so you can clear that screen. and i did sort it in under 5#despite there having been 3 people on front before i got there which is more than enough people to deal with just 6 orders and yet#and today several people called in sick and one of my managers asked if i wanted some extra hours i said depends when she was like just#until ten tonight which is only an extra hour later than i finish but ive already expressed im not comfortable finishing at 9 for only a#8 hour shift cus its an hour walk back and thats far to go by myself in the dark but i agreed anyway one of my other managers then asked if#i was okay to get home if i stayed that late cus obviously there must be a reason i dont usually stay that late i was like im only walking#so it doesnt really matter but it is gonna be late to be walking back but its fine manager then comes back again and asks if i could stay#til 11 ive only done an 11 once before when they were understaffed again and she did the same but i was wary to agree to the 11 cus thats#reeeally late to be doing such a long walk by myself again other manager is like you dont have to agree to anything youre not comfortable#with then argued to the manager that ive got to walk home and i shouldnt stay however im thinking it over as i make my break and approach#the actual shift runner for this evening and suggest i stay until 12 instead cus thats when my work bestie is finishing and if we finish at#the same time i can then walk back with her instead of just doing the 10 and honestly i need the hours but i shouldnt be so relied on tbh
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