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jesus, okay. bigb's fourth wild life session goes as follows:
bigb schemes with mumbo and grian to lure scott into their trap
cleo overhears. she rightfully gets mad at him
bigb tells her he was lying. cleo (RIGHTFULLY) does not believe him.
he says (TO HER FACE) that he's never done something like that.
SHE RIGHTFULLY REMINDS HIM OTHERWISE.
he goes crying to ren (wholesome box boys reunion!!!).
the way he explains the situation sounds like he deadass was going to help mumbo and grian and lied to cleo about lying. which is. hysterical.
ren ropes bigb along in his plan to kill and trap grian
while planning, bigb sees grian in the distance.
bigb lies about killing a pig for food, sneaks off and TELLS GRIAN. ABOUT THE PLAN TO KILL HIM.
bigb still ends the session allied with ren and martyn, neither of them knowing he snitched.
by the way both plots are executed about a million miles away from bigb. he doesn't even get actually involved with either scheme he's roped into. he literally misses the grian kill because he was too busy cooking.
and then he still meets with the Gs after all that, saying sorry to scott
and then he shoots pearl. which ends in him running away as she and cleo shoot after him.
all this to say: bigb is a go-with-the-flow kind of guy. in the WORST WAY POSSIBLE. this man is not as bound to the world of roleplay and alliances which means he does whatever the fuck he wants. i stand by my theory that this man thrives best when he's a lone wolf. he does not fucking care about anyone else, the only reason he has allies is for survival!! he's just a silly guy who does what he wants!! his principles are unknowable!!! his moral compass is spinning!!! he thinks consequences don't apply to him and he's wrong but he's not going to act otherwise!!! all he knows is eat hot chip and lie. and he drives me crazy
#mcyt#wlsmp#wild life smp#bigb#bigbst4tz2#bigbstatz#wild life session 4#wild life spoilers#wild life smp spoilers#prismblogging#unintelligible rants#caps#cursing
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cleo: hey bdubs, where's your boyfriend?
bdubs, without missing a beat: etho's uhhhh….
#i cant BELIEVE#mcyt#slsmp#secret life#secret life smp#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series#traffic series#life series spoilers#prismblogging#unintelligible rants#secret life spoilers
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imagine this. you're watching a production of hamlet. it's really good. during the climactic fight claudius appears to fully kill hamlet for some reason. after a few seconds you realize that the actor for hamlet is straight up dead. you find out two of the cast members gave a real poisoned dagger to claudius' actor and during interrogation they insinuate they did want to kill hamlet's actor. you exile those actors from the city. they're probably going to die out there. not the guy who actually killed the actor, he's not under scrutiny at all. after all that they bring on an understudy to replace the dead actor and finish the play to a standing ovation. sounds crazy right? well something similar happened to my friend rats smp 2
#mcyt#rsmp 2#rats smp#rats smp 2#rsmp#also enjoying mratyn as solidly lawful it seems#prismblogging#unintelligible rants
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and on your right you'll see 99% of the server in chaos, dying, trading, and murdering each other relentlessly, and on your left you'll see jimmy bigb and pearl acting out a legal drama over the ownership of a frog, a storyline that is so divorced from the rest of the server that literally none of their allies seem to know about it.
#unintelligible rants#theyre being silly goofy guys over there#mcyt#lilsmp#limited life smp#prismblogging
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obsessed with ren wanting to kill grian purely because he's the showrunner. valid
#slash jay but it is so so funny#also jimmy's death i swear to god i'm hysterical#this episode is crazyyyyy i'm craaazyyyyyyyy#mcyt#wlsmp#wild life smp#wlsmp spoilers#prismblogging#unintelligible rants
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phil "just wants to do projects" za and tallulah "sleep deprived and cranky" soot are by far the funniest people for luzu to randomly drop a truckload of lore on
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ID: screenshots of two chats in minecraft. the first is from Philza, who says in all caps, "actual bird brain, it's in the ocean for some reason this is fine." ForeverPlayerG replies, "it's okay, you are pretty". End ID.
obsessed with them forever (hehe) and always
also phil saying "you can't be saying these things" lmfao
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ID: two screenshots from the remastered version of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, in the courtroom. 1st: Klavier Gavin leans forward and says with a smirk, "...Good eyes, Herr Justice. You're cool. Real Cool." 2nd: Apollo flusters and rubs his head sheepishly, grinning as he asks, "Eh? Y-you really think so?" End ID.
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
#i'm trying to solve a crime here smh#apollo justice#klavier gaving#aa6#klapollo#prismblogging#unintelligible rants#caps
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oh my god, cellbit put other ccs in the game, but he's doing impressions of them holy FUCK this is fucking FANTASTIC
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me: lol louis is shit-talking lestat soo much. he's probably lying but i wonder how readers came to view it as romantic aside from the obvious blood bond and co-parenting?
louis: i wanted to join his corpse in the swamp. i wanted him alive. i thought about him constantly; it seemed nights were made for thinking of him.
me: ...ah. i see.
#the unreliable narrator is unreliably narrating#also so funny how the moment lestats dead louis is like i miss himmmmmm come back to meeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺 pathetic#interview with the vampire#iwtv#loustat#unintelligible rants#prismblogging#tvc
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oh..... grian feels like he's at fault for the bad boys dying so much huh......... so he's staying with them as an obligation to get their time back and make it up to them............... tt that surr e soundss f f ffamliliar.r.r..............................
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"he's pegging me!!" two minutes in. thanks scar
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"you got 15 duck coins?! i got 10 for the investigation i did! theyre paying you more??"
and this, kids, is why you discuss salary wage with your coworkers
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session six was SUCH a good episode for bigb. he went red. got TWO kills. he's on proper good terms with cleo FINALLY. he broke up with ren. he killed TWO PEOPLE. gem called him the best killer on the server right now and that is vindicating. this is the first time he's properly gone out and been Red. and i am so happy for him. praying he survives til the last sesh 🙏🏼
#also side note i think this is the first series where final deaths happen more than two episodes?#because usually what happened was that 1-2 people die one episode and then everyone else dies the next episode#but now two people have gone out and theres still so many people left. im guessing there could be at least two episodes til the finale#and the idea of people going out over four sessions is crazy#anyways. heavily enjoying this series. as i always am but yeah#mcyt#wlsmp#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp spoilers#prismblogging#unintelligible rants
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bigb: ren... we're friends, remember?
ren: we are-... we were friends.
#EATING MY HANDS. CHEWING THE FLOOR.#bigb has finally become dangerous but at what cost :(#gain one friend (cleo) lose another (ren) i guess#bigren you will always be famous to me#mcyt#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#wild life smp spoilers#wild life smp#prismblogging#unintelligible rants
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grian going "that's what you GET [for killing skizz], tango!" karmic force of nature grian I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#love when my analysis from... two years ago is still relevant#mcyt#wlsmp#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp spoilers#prismblogging#unintelligible rants
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