#prismblogging

[prismartist]

jesus, okay. bigb's fourth wild life session goes as follows:

bigb schemes with mumbo and grian to lure scott into their trap

cleo overhears. she rightfully gets mad at him

bigb tells her he was lying. cleo (RIGHTFULLY) does not believe him.

he says (TO HER FACE) that he's never done something like that.

SHE RIGHTFULLY REMINDS HIM OTHERWISE.

he goes crying to ren (wholesome box boys reunion!!!).

the way he explains the situation sounds like he deadass was going to help mumbo and grian and lied to cleo about lying. which is. hysterical.

ren ropes bigb along in his plan to kill and trap grian

while planning, bigb sees grian in the distance.

bigb lies about killing a pig for food, sneaks off and TELLS GRIAN. ABOUT THE PLAN TO KILL HIM.

bigb still ends the session allied with ren and martyn, neither of them knowing he snitched.

by the way both plots are executed about a million miles away from bigb. he doesn't even get actually involved with either scheme he's roped into. he literally misses the grian kill because he was too busy cooking.

and then he still meets with the Gs after all that, saying sorry to scott

and then he shoots pearl. which ends in him running away as she and cleo shoot after him.

all this to say: bigb is a go-with-the-flow kind of guy. in the WORST WAY POSSIBLE. this man is not as bound to the world of roleplay and alliances which means he does whatever the fuck he wants. i stand by my theory that this man thrives best when he's a lone wolf. he does not fucking care about anyone else, the only reason he has allies is for survival!! he's just a silly guy who does what he wants!! his principles are unknowable!!! his moral compass is spinning!!! he thinks consequences don't apply to him and he's wrong but he's not going to act otherwise!!! all he knows is eat hot chip and lie. and he drives me crazy

[prismartist]

cleo: hey bdubs, where's your boyfriend?

bdubs, without missing a beat: etho's uhhhh….

[prismartist]

imagine this. you're watching a production of hamlet. it's really good. during the climactic fight claudius appears to fully kill hamlet for some reason. after a few seconds you realize that the actor for hamlet is straight up dead. you find out two of the cast members gave a real poisoned dagger to claudius' actor and during interrogation they insinuate they did want to kill hamlet's actor. you exile those actors from the city. they're probably going to die out there. not the guy who actually killed the actor, he's not under scrutiny at all. after all that they bring on an understudy to replace the dead actor and finish the play to a standing ovation. sounds crazy right? well something similar happened to my friend rats smp 2

[prismartist]

and on your right you'll see 99% of the server in chaos, dying, trading, and murdering each other relentlessly, and on your left you'll see jimmy bigb and pearl acting out a legal drama over the ownership of a frog, a storyline that is so divorced from the rest of the server that literally none of their allies seem to know about it.

[prismartist]

obsessed with ren wanting to kill grian purely because he's the showrunner. valid

[prismartist]

phil "just wants to do projects" za and tallulah "sleep deprived and cranky" soot are by far the funniest people for luzu to randomly drop a truckload of lore on

[prismartist]

ID: screenshots of two chats in minecraft. the first is from Philza, who says in all caps, "actual bird brain, it's in the ocean for some reason this is fine." ForeverPlayerG replies, "it's okay, you are pretty". End ID.

obsessed with them forever (hehe) and always

also phil saying "you can't be saying these things" lmfao

[prismartist]

ID: two screenshots from the remastered version of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, in the courtroom. 1st: Klavier Gavin leans forward and says with a smirk, "...Good eyes, Herr Justice. You're cool. Real Cool." 2nd: Apollo flusters and rubs his head sheepishly, grinning as he asks, "Eh? Y-you really think so?" End ID.

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF

[prismartist]

oh my god, cellbit put other ccs in the game, but he's doing impressions of them holy FUCK this is fucking FANTASTIC

[prismartist]

me: lol louis is shit-talking lestat soo much. he's probably lying but i wonder how readers came to view it as romantic aside from the obvious blood bond and co-parenting?

louis: i wanted to join his corpse in the swamp. i wanted him alive. i thought about him constantly; it seemed nights were made for thinking of him.

me: ...ah. i see.

[prismartist]

oh..... grian feels like he's at fault for the bad boys dying so much huh......... so he's staying with them as an obligation to get their time back and make it up to them............... tt that surr e soundss f f ffamliliar.r.r..............................

[prismartist]

"he's pegging me!!" two minutes in. thanks scar

[prismartist]

"you got 15 duck coins?! i got 10 for the investigation i did! theyre paying you more??"

and this, kids, is why you discuss salary wage with your coworkers

[prismartist]

no goddamn way cleo is talking with etho and scar on stream about wild life and she just said that tango is third wheeling etho and bdubs 😭

etho: why is tango the third wheel??

cleo: because it's you and bdubs

[prismartist]

wright anything agency employee requirements, apparently:

magic powers

at least a liiitle bit of amnesia

[prismartist]

this night has just been sitcom beat after sitcom beat. bad trying to make forever jealous by pretending to talk to cellbit. forever and cellbit whisper-threatening foolish. foolish and bad screaming at cellbit not to stress out. cellbit logging out to restart and tico e teto over here thinking he died. them squabbling over what to put on his epitaph. calling cellbit a catboy. calling him a hobbit. telling him to destroy the ring and him getting defensive because he thinks theyre talking about his wedding ring. comedy gold