#itty bitty spoiler

[tightjeansjavi]

I know y’all are itching for me to finish chapter 14 for Burning in a Hopeless Dream. So, without further ado, here is a small taste of what is to come :

“Oh, I find this to be fucking hilarious. You wanna know why?” You leaned forward in the chair, as you spoke, “doesn’t matter what you do to me. Beat me up, torture me, kill me. Do your fucking worst. I just know you’re a dead man regardless. Cause as soon as Joel finds me? He’s gonna know exactly who to go after. It’s gonna be you Robert. So, again, go ahead. Take your revenge on me. I know how fucking badly you want to.”

🤭

[joyisoverparty]

ouuugh. if you hate him you will die and go to hell

[jheyjette]

Chilchuck is such a fascinating character, because every time you learn something new about him, it’s like you’re being punched in the gut. Like, the first time you see him, you’re all “Aww, look at this lil’ guy. Isn’t he cute? Aw, he hates being treated like a kid. He’s probably already in his late teens or early twenties or something. One of those Older Than They Look type characters right?”

And then you find out that he’s almost thirty. He’s older than Laios. And you’re like, okaaaaay, that’s a little older than I expected, but that definitely explains why he hates being treated like a kid so much.

And then much, much later you find out that he has a wife and kids. And you’re just sitting there like, huh, okay. Okaaaaay. Well, this really, really, really explains why he doesn’t like being treated like a kid. He’s a dad. He’s experienced the ups and downs of parenthood. He’s the only character in the group that’s canonically had sex. Okay. Yeah. Wowza.

And then shortly after you find out that he’s his race’s equivalent of a middle-aged man, and it’s like, okaaaaay. That recontextualizes a lot of things. He’s a middle-aged man trapped in a twelve-year-old’s body. Okay. Yeah. Wowee. Gee willickers.

And you think that’s it. You think that nothing else could top that. And then the bicorn chapter comes rolling in with a steel chair and you find out that his wife left him and all three (count that, three) of his daughters are fully grown adults. And as you’re reeling back from all of this new information, they deliver one last final slap to your face.

Chilchuck was a teen parent.

But what makes this all so funny, so fascinating, is that Chilchuck arguably has the most normal backstory out of anyone in the group. And if he was literally any other race, tallman, elf, dwarf, whatever, this information would still be surprising, sure, but it wouldn’t hit the same way it does when he’s a half-foot. Ryoko Kui really said, You know what would be funny? If I made the party’s token grumpy middle-aged man, father of three, look like this:

And she's right. It's very funny.

[causalityparadoxes]

Honestly rest in pieces Yaz and Jack for losing the Doctor fucker Olympics as badly as they did.

Yaz would have gone so far with Joanna Lumley's 13th Doctor. They would have got married even. Jack would have killed it if 15 was the first Doctor he met. They would have been so down bad. Alas they both travelled with Repression Doctors

[minniiaa]

THE WAY I SCREAMED

THE CUNTIEST PRINCESS OF ALL TIME

THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS

[sebille]

Oh the little change in his expression

[egophiliac]

they're baaaaaack

[domibomz]

when you bite a baby to see if shes your dead gf's great great great great great great great great great great grandbaby @ghostsessioned is responsible for this lil baby harrow design <3

[bounded-accuracy]

The real chaos move would be to become a cleric of Porter and just royally fuck up the war domain. You wanted to be a god of war? Surprise bitch, now wars are conducted by hugs and our battle hymns are gnome songs.

[nitw]

[lizardinkart]

“In thoughts from the visions of the night, when deep sleep falleth on men,

Fear came upon me, and trembling, which made all my bones to shake.

Then a spirit passed before my face; the hair of my flesh stood up:

It stood still, but I could not discern the form thereof: an image was before mine eyes, there was silence, and I heard a voice, saying,

‘Shall mortal man be more just than God? Shall a man be more pure than his maker?’”

Job 4:13-17 (KJV)

The Simurgh circa Ward is, in fact, a terrifying creature. Lots of rage. Lots of grief. Lots of fear. Must suck to try to save the world, but all these little guys don’t wanna cooperate cause they’ll die or whatever… Anywho! Hope y’all enjoy this wip that’s been sitting in my drafts since I read the end of Ward months ago lol

[yetanotheralien-heartemoji]

I dunno if this is still a thing, but I made a licky gif of Felix :)

Here’s the base I used:

Original base by this person

https://www.deviantart.com/michifishu

[alchemiclee]

daily bladie 36: he do! wait, oh no...

would you trust blade to be your driver? i'm not so sure about it 😆

[spoopers-bloopers]

Tiny Friends

[mothscotch]

bxe doodles while i finish my bigger things (´∀｀*)

[ghostwnby]