#its... its bad but its good

[cluepoke-archive]

Come to smallville! We have:

a car crash every episode of the first two seasons!!

Characters personalities and niches flip flopping for DRAMA!!,

BAD WRITING.

Oddly good writing?

Clark being treated unfairly by his friends!! For plot!!

Clark being genuinly a nice guy like 90% of the time but tbh he's kinda flat

Bisexual tension???

14 year Olds being played by 30 year olds!! Wich is funny whenever it's brought into context of the show ( lana owning her own business at 14 and driving a car, Lionel luthor chasing after these kids like a scooby doo villan)

'Our freindship will be the stuff of LEGENDS!!'

Where is my wife lois lane?? Where is she??? Just you wait she shows up in season 4 !!! Just wait!!!

Half of the student body are murderers!! Because plot???

Pretty much everyone in smallville knows Clark's secret at this point tbh. They HAVE to. Come on. Super powerd 15-30 year old COME ON!!

REALLY good side characters that are NEVER UTILLIZED!!!

[bahoreal]

obsessed with this

[nitw]

i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

[aropride]

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

[divorcetual]

I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever

[godforsakenpaladinofnigh]

Girl dad 🌸

[mroddmod]

everyone be quiet i'm manifesting

[kylejsugarman]

only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad

[time-woods]

badway to start a date mixed with a bit a selfsabotage

(part 3-5/?)

(<previous>) (<next part>)

[smokestarrules]

gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

[raynewolferune]

DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)

Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:

~

" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.

They glanced at each other and shrugged.

Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.

Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "

~

Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.

[dovewingkinnie]

what if she abstracts because of caine

[hinamie]

long way home

[marzipanandminutiae]

what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately

like

I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it

it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually

some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]