#its not possible
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listen,
listen,
listen
The fact that Faybelle and Briar consider themselves frenemies it's just...the tension, the drama, the yearning
Also
I needed a Darling x Apple interaction beside the "she's poisoned, I kiss her, oh Darling you're such a good friend" what. Do. You. Mean. Apple White!!! You have spent your entire (I'm gonna say) second year in love with your roommate and when your literal SOULMATE kisses you, aaaaAAAAAAAAA
BUT NO
They give us whatever the fuck was that storyline with Rosabella and Daring that managed to ruin both characters. "I can fix him" leave him alone woman he's not for you. Honestly such a waste Rosabella was such an interesting character and they made her into some sort of comedy
#i was coming for mattel throat#what.do.you.mean#its not possible#like how#how do you managed to throw away#not one#not two#but three amazing relationships just waiting to be explored#to gives us the cheesiest but boring thing EVER#ever after high#eah#briar beauty#faybelle thorn#briar x faybelle#bribelle#darling charming#apple white#drapple#rosabella beauty#daring charming#give me dizzie not this
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all I can say is, Louis for the love of god stay away. whatever he's got going on baby let him work that shit out himself
#you cannot possibly want to fuck when he's in that state#its not possible#if god is real it is not possible#interview with the vampire#yo mismo#iwtv#amc iwtv#yomismoiwtv
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why is the "She cant be dead" part of Lima Bean Man the only thing going through my brain right now
#or like i know exactly why#but i should be used to it by now#i know death happens#i know the people around me arent immune to it#but god damn#my brain wont stop#it wont stop trying to find some fucking way to outsmart the universe#as if i#some random teenager#can find some way to bring them back from the dead#its not possible#i know its not#but god i wish it was#i never even really got to know them#but they were always so nice to me#i need them back#i keep rereading the message to see if i missread it#or if it was just a joke or something#i should be used to this by now
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someone please tell me gba didnt voice Kravatas or wtv his name was.
there is no way.
i refuse to believe it
someone tell me im wrong please
#i cant do this#gba bastard warrior#good boy audios#gba albus#goodboyaudios#please tell me im delusional#its not possible#right?#right?!
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I was innocently swiping on pocket Mortys sprites just before I was COMPLETELY JUMPSCARED and I had to look TWICE (surprisedly not because of underwear Jerry)
Literally the biggest scare of my entire life.
Why.
Just why.
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Thinking about Keres and his beautiful wife. My poor sad hexblood boy, a wreck of a man, doomed by the narrative, doomed by the actors and the setting and still so hopeful. He pines for his family, though in the same city hes invisible to them.
Art by @filibusterfrog
#crow squawks#oining for my dnd characters#i miss playing him so much#hes like a mid 40s dad who was trying his best to care for a kid that wasnt his#but she was a replacement for his family#he cant be with them as part of his hag pact#and even if he could they wouldnt recognise him#i miss dnd#i miss my friends#i wish I could go back to being friends with them#but I cant do that#its not possible#and also I dont want too#theyre not all good people#Spotify
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mike wheeler, straight??
#just listen to will the wise#its not possible#don't let urself be gaslighted by the milkshakes it isn't possible#byler#byler endgame
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who has ever been honorably discharged from the idgaf war
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Hawks in this space AU in my head is so funny I wish y'all could see it 😔
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first class news paleontologists never disappoint
#paleontology#dinosaur#dinobutt#perfect butt#news#flawless#understood the assignment#science#science news#paleontology news#journalism#journalism at its finest#perfect#unique#multipurpose#what more could you want#what more could you possibly want
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I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist
#i think a lot of people get too carried away in farming discourse to actually remember both of these things#some people are so aggressively anti-farming that they forget that meat and fur are necessary for some people#and that farming helps prevent overhunting of certain species#but some people are so aggressively pro-farming that they begin to think of animals as objects#that only exist to provide them with a product#animals deserve to be treated with respect and be given the best care possible while they're alive#but that doesn't mean that its a bad thing for them to die
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever
#^ 10 y/o me was obsessed w/ art YTers who would always talk about good and bad art and mary sues and stuff#I think kids should be encouraged to make bad art and stupud OCs as much as possible abd im so serious about that. i think its actually#amazing for their development as both as person and artist
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#this is not satire lol trying to get a job after not working for 3 years#is quite literally making me wish i had just never stopped to begin with and let it fucking kill me#i’ve never felt so terrified and useless and unwanted lmao#i have 6 months. that’s it. if nothing comes thru i have to go to the fucking river#and i wont survive that#its not possible#i fucking clawed and scraped to get out of florida just for it to come to this#if you’re ever wondering if you should idk offer to support your disabled partner for the rest of their life no matter what#just don’t#i thought maybe we’d be the one exception to the rule ive always seen but no#everyone else gets to keep living like they always have and im left here scraping together $20 a week so i can eat#and counting down the days to what feels like the start of the end of my life#to get here and have found such pure happiness in my relationship and surroundings and everything else#but to have it tainted like this with a deadline that i really don’t know if i can beat#is a type of pain i wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy#i thought id been exhausted before#that was nothing.
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how i feel about all the changes in s3
#listen i understand complaints and feeling disappointed but y’all gotta remember there’s always the og campaign#there were questionable choices definetly but being negative about it on the internet just does disservice to all the good stuff#it ain’t perfect i miss the group kill but i’m honestly blaming steaming’s whole ‘every season must be the same length’ model#like this season really could’ve used an extra 3 episodes but alas! they made it as solid as possible for tv in that time!#tlovm#critical role#the legend of vox machina#tlovm season 3#also kiki resurrecting percy near and dear to my heart but also the vax percy bond and getting to see more of percy’s torment mmmm#also the cr cast are clearly having fun with it so its not like some foreign entity is committing sacrilege when they change stuff!
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imagine spending 700$ on ticketmaster meanwhile his concerts are literally free
#veery#possibly my favourite song ever#i heard some today but im not sure its what i took a photo of
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