#its literally the best game tho

[arkeresia]

I missed ghost of tsushima so much....jin gives me samurai brain 🧠

[seiwas]

for writing game, iwaizumi + assistance <3

hope this sparks some inspo and thank you in advancee

hi there!! thanks for sending in a prompt 🫶

contains: friends to lovers (ish), halloween parties, reader is dressed as catwoman, expletives, iwaizumi is thiiiiis 🤏 close to murdering seijoh4 (jk)

iwaizumi + assistance

this is a set-up.

iwaizumi knows he shouldn't have fucking believed anything the boys "promised" him back when they assigned him this costume.

the suit is fucking tight, spandex digging into his groins and all other crevices that definitely should be aired out after after a few hours. he's had to constantly readjust his stance almost every few minutes, the black fabric compressing his thighs and torso, significantly constricting the range of motion his shoulders and arms are typically used to. if anything else, it could double up as a back brace from how rigidly straight it's kept his posture all night.

he'll give it to makki though; he did outdo himself sourcing this year's costumes―this batman set looks pretty damn legit.

except for one tiny problem.

there's no fucking pee hole. it's a zip-up, zip-down one-piece situation. and that normally wouldn't be a problem, except that oikawa "accidentally" knocked over a cocktail straight into his pants, the sickeningly sweet liquid now seeping straight into the fabric and past his boxers―cold and sticky as it touches his skin.

and so, the problem: his pants are wet, it makes him want to fucking pee, and coincidentally, the only vacant bathroom is across the hall, at your apartment.

this is why he believes this is a set up. that, and the fact that you're dressed in an outfit strikingly similar―just with cat ears.

he's been asked five times in this party if you're in matching couple outfits.

it catches him off guard, flusters him because of how badly he wants to say yes. but, you're just friends, and he doesn't even think you like him that way (despite mattsun and oikawa practically begging him to confess. makki tells him he thinks you're going to do it first).

so he politely smiles and says no, but you look good, your costume clinging to you in all the right places. thank fucking god he has a cape because he's pretty sure he spent the first 30 minutes in the party hiding his boner.

"hajime, it's fine, i swear," you stand beside him in front of the conveniently locked bathroom in oikawa's apartment. from the other side of the door, he's pretty sure he hears mattsun and his girlfriend mumbling. maybe fucking? who knows. "you can just use the bathroom in my apartment."

he glances at you before closing his eyes, contemplating, before finally agreeing to you.

"okay."

if he's being honest with himself, friends is definitely an incomplete label to what you are. as oikawa's neighbor, you are conveniently around all the time; and oikawa being oikawa, the ever-social butterfly, he's somehow managed to carve a space for you in the friend group.

(never mind the fact that oikawa's sniffed him out from the moment he first introduced you.)

you were a crush, then a friend, and now you're someone he picks up from work and drives back home three times a week, because he "has to train oikawa." you don't question it, even when you both know he stays over for dinner way past the gym's open hours.

"you know where it is," you open your apartment and urge him in.

"sorry again," he turns to face you.

"yeah, yeah, just pee!" you laugh, shoving him towards the bathroom door.

getting out of the suit is manageable, and he's able to wipe off a bit of the cocktail that's leaked to the suit and his boxers just to make sure it isn't gross and sticky when he gets home later. peeing is a big relief once he gets it over with, but it's when he has to suit up again that things become difficult.

stretching out the spandex one body part at a time is a workout in itself―the hardest task being when he has to pull it over his shoulders, adjusting it to fit properly over his arms and chest.

but then the zipper breaks.

and he truly thinks makki has fucked him over.

iwaizumi contemplates what to do next for a good, good while. he tries calling oikawa, only to no success every time; no way in hell is he calling mattsun in the middle of having sex. and calling makki isn't even an option; he'd never hear the end of it.

then you knock on the door, your voice soft and concerned as you ask, "hajime? you good in there?" you hit it spot on, too, "do you need help with your suit?"

iwaizumi presses his palms to his eyes. he's a rational man, straightforward and logical in thinking. there is literally no other option for him right now but to ask help from you. again.

fuck.

.

it's 30 minutes later when oikawa barges in your door, and the sight that greets him is iwaizumi in nothing but a hoodie (the hoodie you borrowed some time ago) and his boxers, with his hands on your waist as you hover your hairdryer over the crotch of his batman costume―cat headpiece off and all.

"you finally got together?!"

[svtskneecaps]

ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it

and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain

and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen

like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that

[hoshizoraorchestra]

idk man just thinking about how damsel3 literally just breaks the narrator. it is worse than the very thing that he will do Anything to prevent. that's how terrible it is to witness and to describe. man. man. i need to lie down.

[haunted-xander]

The tonal shift between X and X-2 is SO funny to me. Yuna's boyfriend "died" and she decided to take her cousin and find a lesbian to make the girlboss-iest treasure hunting team ever

[kaiserouo]

Been wanting to shout this out since the beginning of whispers in the walls

[waywardsalt]

picked up a copy of and read the king in yellow (signalis reasons) and going in was like hmmmmm this probably wont end up being something i take inspiration from for the fic it’d be too on the nose to take inspiration from the king in yellow and i dont want much horror inspiration haha. and then like half of the book is romance anyways im so fucked either way yayyyy

[papakhan]

Always mildly horrorfied whenever I see Chance's knife on a courier. You dug up my man?

[wereh0gz]

Actually playing sonic forces for real (last time I tried to play it was years ago and it ran like absolute dog shit on my old computer and I didn't think to try it on my current one until recently)

And. It sure is A Game

[sea-buns]

stardew valley has always been my go to game for when it feels like my life is falling apart

so to hear on the shittiest day ive had in awhile that the 1.6 console update releases on nov 4 makes me wanna cry all over again

[sumeria]

borderlands sucks so bad but baby. the sniping so good

[4giorno]

feels like dain rlly should be more popular

[miladysatsuki]

hi I just finished my first ever playthrough of undertale (neutral and paci endings) and keep bawling about asriel and think I shrimply will never be normal again

[manglechan1204]

I VERY MUCH would love to see your c!Bad bingo if you’d be willing to share >:3c

Oh I am more than willing to share !

Now we are talking, look at this. I am so unwell about this guy.

Like he is just as much a sad pathetic guy who never had a day of comfort in his life as he is a crazy psycho who should rot in jail. And I am so obsess with his obsession with cSkeppy. The fact that this mf doomed a whole server, killed all his friends ( he loved his friends ! It's not even like he didn't care about them that much, he did! ) just to spent some time with his loved one ( which he didn't get to do, talk about being cringefail )

This is also about ✨contrast✨. Him being always there to lend a hand, caring so much. But at the moment cSkep is on the table, nothing else matter. Like this guy is sick and I'm here for that.

Also I know philza characters' are the ultimate dads but I would always argue that cbbh is close behind ! Like he adopted lil cSap, there is this whole thing with Skeppy Junior and cEryn saw him as a father figure like gkfj

[narwhalandchill]

so i made a genshin alt on NA yesterday just for funsies and played up until i could do both of the starter banner 10-pulls and like

ez clap already won the game everybody go home

what the hell😭 ill need to run to sumeru eventually for DMC and then we can start hyperfridge gaming. its freeze with anemo MC for now

also wrios unironically looking extra appealing for this alt now, was thinking neuvi bc duh hydro but w XQ thats way less a priority now. im not gonna hardcore speedrun my way into abyss or anything but i Do wanna work towards that eventually so planning my pulls around that is def a thing so hmm. but if neuvi banner has good 4* then im trying for those at least a bit

(my heart wants me to at least try for childe but ik national is out of question for now w/o bennett so. we must endure. im so sorry. also the rate up 4* are... questionable for building up a roster so)

[kakapim]

FINALLY!!! DOWNPOUR WENT ON SALE AND I HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY IT!! IM SO HAPPY