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narwhalandchill · 8 months ago
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long time no alt account moment smh
Anyway! so yeah ended up with a bit of an impulse pull of emilie here - im by no means like, crazy about her or her design (VA direction in english also being what it is. combat lines especially. the rest is fine) but i had a guarantee left over for attempting furina c1 for this acc and with no particular interest in the 5.0 characters and emilie herself being a pretty solid off fielder (my alt has. way too many on fielders JKJKWJKWDJKD) who has synergies with units like neuvi and arle i was just like. why the hell not. shes still cute and i do love the green color theme a bunch
(she also came early!!!! i had 29 pity when i did my first and only ten pull needed and she dropped at 31 pity which is very nice obviously lmao)
but yeah another part of this sudden emilie inspiration is that somehow this account on my way to a decent arle build had managed to roll what is like. a fairly insane 3p of the burning set and today i rolled a very nice off-piece dendro goblet and so i went to myself all. well okay with these artifacts ready to go if i now go get a crit rate circlet from reverie (ANY CR circlet at all mind you) then it combined with my skyward spine is like. a respectable enough build right out of the box for emilie so like sure. get me that and ill pull
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...and then i got this before even a single 5* circlet of ANY mainstat from reverie after like 12 condensed resins worth of runs 😭😭
like welp okay i suppose it was meant to be KJWJKWJKAJKW . and genuinely this is better than ANY dendro goblet i even have on my main like . What . but guess i cant complain lmao . literally rolled this and went ahead and pulled immediately wjjkdjkdwjkd
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lvnesart · 1 year ago
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Pyro Kaeya AU!
Wherein Crepus survives Diluc's 18th birthday, Kaeya confesses his secrets and upon swearing to protect the Ragnvindr family and his adopted nation, receives a pyro vision instead
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siqeml · 1 year ago
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Rain pours with crackling thunder and burning light. That rage in his body extinguished with the mist that ran over the mans shoulders. Crimson drops shine mockingly on his hands and blade and yet the body of its origin stands much alive behind him. He cannot help but stare dully at the ground. The emotions had come to a crescendo not worth an audience- silence rings in his mind as he stares at the other through the reflection of red metal. Diluc hisses out, voice caught in his throat,
"What did you do?" Full one shot on ao3 [here]
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stardustdiiving · 8 months ago
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:( they had a rough day
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(for LodishWeek2024 on twt, day 1 prompt was hurt/comfort + injury/recovery)
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welcometoteyvat · 2 months ago
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xingqiu 3rd anecdote
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I'm going to imagine him making this expression whenever he sounds moderately embarrassed in his voicelines. pinches his cheeks, ruffles his hair, pokes him, bullies him even harder. what a lovely idiot lol I've always loved xingqiu's voicelines where he talks to traveler because he gets teased so much, and this anecdote, where we get to poke fun at him even more, is wonderful. xingqiu dynamic with traveler is very very underrated
please just namedrop xingqiu's brother at this point, I can't keep referring to him like this lol. extremely obsessed with his books, even more than xingqiu himself? described as "爱书成痴" => literally "he loves books so much he turns into an fool", pretty sure this phrase is missing in the english translation. but despite this bookishness, he knows his younger brother so well he purposely kept typewriters a secret to force xingqiu to practice his handwriting... that doesn't sound much like the "simpleton" xingqiu's voicelines suggested hm?
next, my delusions and headcanons: xingqiu says 好重云 or "my good chongyun" during the line "Y—Y—You… Chongyun, please, just… stop…". hu tao says 好云堇... 好姐姐 or "my good yun jin, my dear jiejie" when trying to get yun jin to sing the hilichurl song in lantern rite. my conclusion: one day, those two brats put their braincells together to figure out the most effective way to beg their friends, with the same tone of voice and everything.
edit: speaking of chongyun, WHEN AM I GONNA SEE SHENHE AND HIM ON SCREEN GENSHIN. he's comfortable enough asking his aunt to go fix his friend's bad handwriting for him, so hey where's the relationship development? where?? where??? ok I'm normal now I just had to get that out
also: zhongli was looking for light novels in wanwen bookhouse for hu tao (and looking specifically for some books not sold there, hmm? perhaps those books include a light novel that blew up in inazuma but flopped in liyue? hm?). additionally xiangling's comment "Haha, has Xingqiu been getting you into light novels?" in lantern rite also leads me to imagine that some way or other, all of xingqiu's friends have found out he's The Zhenyu, The bestselling author of a legend of sword. I hope someone writes a fill in the gap fic of all their reactions because I need it badly. in my head, hu tao is surprisingly chill about it when she finds out, like "oh, seems like the young master's graduated from writing poetry? hey, hey, can you promote my poetry volumes overseas too?". except she takes the opportunity to bring it up whenever possible afterwards, but! she also has some really good storyline advice and maybe, just maybe, gets promoted to beta reader. someday. as long as she promises not to tease him about his terrible handwriting and to keep her mouth shut about the plot twists!!! xiangling tunes out and stops reading when she doesnt understand what's going on (which is fairly early), but still supports him wholeheartedly. mostly gives him food for late nights, and (tries to) get him to try her experimental dishes to get him out of writers block.
with chongyun, it feels like this anecdote yet again retconned his teapot dialogue where he can't really tell fiction apart from reality and gets mad at some injustices in a story. (tbh that part of his characterization seems super inconsistent from release) maybe he just gets really immersed in stories or smth. unconsciously reading xingqiu's book aloud is actually hilarious, i swear he's an audio learner (likes listening to liu su's stories too). yun jin gives an actually positive response except somehow her reaction is the one that embarrasses xingqiu most. something about yun jin, whose work is much more famous in liyue, also reading xingqiu's own light novels and telling him she enjoys his fresh storytelling would probably make him a little shy I think. he admires her stories and plays! her reading his work in return is flattering, but also somehow feels like he doesn't deserve it (?). gaming... haven't figured him out yet. tba. sneaking a peak at the deliveries would be unlike him, so the only option would be for him to overhear this or get told, but idk if he'd really be interested or if he and xingqiu are close enough. maybe if they build up enough of a rapport by running into each other in chenyu vale and coincidentally training together, perhaps.
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eldritch-possum · 1 year ago
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Here's a drawing of a green dude that I made for a dear friend of mine. Manifesting him the luck he deserves to get him sooner or later.
@jayxncya
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fonziqor · 5 months ago
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💫 i'm open for 5 slots! (tumblr icon isn't on the pic but you can dm me here too!)
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cryptidm0ths · 2 years ago
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eu crazy b had to do an ad for historical clothing rental place yea idk thats a reason
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hoodwinkeddotcom · 2 months ago
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also i hit 1300 achievements recently!! im finishing up the natlan wonders of the world ones & working on the sumeru daily quest ones!
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narwhalandchill · 10 months ago
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the mortifying ordeal of actually leveling spine of all things for arle for the base atk 💀💀
& yes you have that right (altho dont think ive mentioned atlas & pride now that i think of it) my alt has now pulled Four entire skyward weapons THREE of which at early pity from standard AND all Back to Back (this was june reset pulls. 19 pity after harp) . like this is so blursed imagine even One of them was PJWS 😭😭 or even just skyward blade to free bennett from sapwood but oh well
its not fathers day today where im from but ig this counts for a very scuffed celebration of sorts . Sorry it wasnt a better polearm 😔
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lionbearfox · 2 years ago
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on my jeht bullshit again! found the playable design i made for her after playing dirge of bilqis and since i don't think i'll be finishing the wip splash art i made, figured i'd just post my design + notes! kit was written up by my friend @shadowhex99, who took the benben/primal construct theme i was going for and RAN with it better than i ever could
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autumnally-art · 2 years ago
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a happy day to these two :]
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mun-urufu · 10 months ago
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i still have no idea wha the fuck happened
Intro post ig
Adopted pets:
@synnodium - puppygirl
@uwathebestgirl - puppygirl
i have an alt account for when i reach post limit now: @munurufu
Pansexual; Transfem; Non-binary; Furry; plural (since apparently it’s not normal to have voices in your head)
@the-principality-of-sealand made me a vampire
YOU ROBBED ME OF GARLIC BREAD
INTP :3
I may be anarchist
chemistry and astrophysics and theoretical physics are what I geek out about
gender according to @griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade :
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Pronouns: any/all but prefer she/her and they/them
my other blog(s):
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that’s it (for now) I SHALL SPREAD LIKE THE PESTILENCE
currently a triggering with bad mental health and a not good family but trying to remain positive and healing myself almost daily on Tumblr
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Nationality: Slovakian 🇸🇰 (I’m a mountain person :3)
Fandoms I’m in:
Urban Legends (Backrooms; SCP-foundation) Norse mythology Cryptids D&D; Furry; Genshin; HSR; Wuthering; Harry Potter (fuck JK Rowling I’m here for the fanfics) Doctor Who; Frieren; Tokyo Ghoul; Hermitcraft; there’s more but I’m stupid and can’t remember them
Anime recommendations:
Frieren, Tokyo Ghoul, Konosuba, Fairy Tail, some other ones idk
Videogams I’ll play with u if u ask nicely and I have time:
Minecraft, Genshin, Honkai Star Rail, Wuthering Waves, Rocket League, Apex Legends
Minecraft rp Server:
TimeSkipSMP (basically people from different time periods get somehow into the same world with no recollection of their previous memories other than their occupation. Send as ask if u want to join (24/7 server uptime) I’ll send an invite to the discord server where you’ll get all the needed info and a guide on how to make your character. Cureent characters:
15th Century French Plague Doctor
Medieval Beekeeper
Medieval Flower salesman and famer
17th Century pirate/swashbuckler
Current inventory:
Big Blåhaj from @tunderpal
Estrogen
the Heebi Jeebies
Longbow
64 arrows
Mundane short sword
Whisper Talisman (Rare)
Description:
This item has been blessed by a monk long ago who lived on the peak of Mount Hua. This will protect you from wind element attacks and will reduce knockback by 85%
Dopamine
about fuckingn time
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ENJOY YOUR STAY ❤️
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not-the-darknight · 3 months ago
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(( Mod - Hi , Hello, I am alive! Still not RPing but alive. I just thought I would come by and let people know I am okay.
Life update: Motivation: Still not it
I have not been playing games as I regularly would be. I play genshin now only when a new update rolls by just to catch up with the lore. Same goes for WuWa (I have not played the new update at all so no spoilers on that please.)
I feel like I am losing interest in Genshin after being pretty obsessed with it since he first summer event with Klee and I feel it is because of how the characters and the lore is being handled.
I am not going to rant here about all the gripes I have about 5.2 and 5.3 but I am pretty disappointed in the direction Natlan went towards after being so hyped about it.
But coming back to the point. I still do not have motivation to RP for genshin and WuWa (Not that I am RPing elsewhere). I do not have motivation to play Genshin as much anymore either. I hope they will come back to me someday but for now, consider this post as an indefinite Hiatus to my blogs. I am not deactivating them (except maybe Mavuika - because as hyped as I was for her, I am now let down by how her story was developed). I am still going to keep the door open, slightly ajar so I can always come back when the inspiration strikes.
Meanwhile if you are interested in what I have been up to - I have mostly been catching up on reading, doing DIY things, bed rotting, playing minecraft in creative mode and playing LADS (not as actively as I used to play genshin). I am not very active on discord anymore either but if you have messaged me there, I will probably respond to you this weekend :)
I hope all my moots are doing well and have had a nice start to the year! I am just going to tag a bunch of you here just to let you know I LOVE YOU ALL AND I HOPE YOU ARE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF AND ARE HYDRATING. <3
@monsieur-neuvillette @wangsheng-consultancy @goose-of-the-fatui @falcons-florens @crimsononiarataki (You are gone :((( if anyone knows Zane /Dragon alt account please let him know as well ) @stelliferousduo @lairofmuses @wxvebreaker @lordincognito @glaciescustodia @the-chaos-siblings @thewanderingpuppet and all my chaotic anons! ))
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v4mpib4mbi · 11 months ago
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𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐒!:𝐩
also sort of intro post?
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hi hello queens and queers, im currently rotting in my bed with no intention to sleep any time soon, hiding from a creature with wings that is flying in my room and yearning for people to share interests with
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this is not a safe space for bigots so if you're a racist homophobic ableist piece of shit, you can get off my post <3
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Things about me:
🥀 mdni! id prefer 20+ moots since im 23 myself and sometimes my content can get a bit nsfw; please have your age in your bio if you wanna be moots;
if you’re a minor and interact with any of my posts (whether they’re suitable for younger audiences or not), you are responsible for your own media consumption, but keep in mind i won’t be interacting with you!
🦇 horror/gothic media has been my whole personality since i was a toddler so it's a big bonus if you're into this type of media; slashers are especially a big slap for me (mentally im in a spooky 80s summercamp);
🥀 my hobbies include reading, writing fanfics (that i usually never finish lmao but i do love sharing my works!), roleplaying, videogaming and i started drawing again! (usually my ocs lol);
you can find my art under the #my art tag!
🦇 I have a pretty wide music taste, but i listen to 80% alt music and mostly fall into the goth and emo subgenres (still love metal, numetal, grunge, new wave and punk!);
🥀 i am queer and go by she/her and xe/xis; been out for about 9 years;
🦇 i am pagan and occasionally practice soft witchcraft (mostly protection spells, though i am a bit irresponsible…); i also read tarot but im a lazy bitch and can’t bring myself to practice more sorry;
🥀 i’m the ultimate fangirl you will ever meet — i LOVE fiction, i love pop culture, i WILL self insert myself in everything and make our ocs go out shopping ;p
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Some of my fandoms
note: hyperfixating ; not really in touch with it anymore
The Arcana
Baldur's Gate 3
Genshin Impact
Honkai Star Rail
Creepypasta/Marble Hornets
Undertale
Death Note
Stranger Things
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Criminal Minds
SallyFace
Penny Dreadful
American Horror Story
Merlin
Mindhunter
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Avatar: The Legwnd of Korra
Mystic Messenger
Diabolik Lovers
Vampire Knight
Castlevania
Arcane
Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji
Gravity Falls
Steven Universe
She Ra
Twin Peaks
The Walking Dead
Scream
if you feel like we would click follow me, dm me or interact with this post (or all of the above!) and feel free to ask me anything, start a conversation or even send me random stuff here or on my discord! :p
Also! I’d love to watch movies with someone as im kinda lonely irl so if u are a movie person DOOO remind me of this when/if you text me !
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SOCIALS:
letterboxd
tiktok
instagram
spotify
xoxo bye bye <3
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metropolitanmutantofark · 2 months ago
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things that will make me delete your mobile game (tag the game that checks all these boxes for you):
- 6+ ads after login (ads for the in game shop count)
- daily login bonus that resets to a pittance if you miss one day
- daily login bonus that ticks over at precisely 6:42 in the evening every day
- the game yells at you or tells you “the fictional entities miss you! ;(“ if my phone has been broken for two weeks so I can’t log in
- seasonal content that never comes back except in the “Premium (extremely expensive)” shop section
- pay money to buy coins to buy gems to buy things
- ONLY lets you buy things with money
- game runs so inefficiently that your iphone 14 burns your hand
- 40 game mechanics/tutorials for an app you will ONLY be opening during a car ride or waiting for class to start or what have you
- Snorpi Gritta, the Plunquette™ on the app icon, isn’t who you play as, but rather someone you COULD play as if you had $6000 to roll the gacha
- game walks you through how to play the game and use every single sub-menu even if you have 15 other apps of the same genre installed
- “this game wants to know your location, track data across other apps, serve you personalized ads, know your star sign, access your bank account, edit your last will and testament, name your firstborn, succeed your place as King of Flartania, be betrayed by the evil wizard Karklon, send you notifications…”
- the gacha/lootbox system is rigged so that you literally cannot get what you want too many times in a row
- having a gacha system in lieu of a shop you can spend those fictional coins you’ve been earning
- having a gacha system after I paid to download the app in the first place
- being genshin impact
- ads for your mobile game popping up in other apps when I already downloaded the thing (maybe the most minor complaint on this list but it bugs me)
- game sends me a notification to not miss out on a daily login streak
- you have to sign up with your phone number as if Snorpi Gritta herself is going to call you personally and tell you what a good boy you are for downloading her game or something
- every single character is extremely sexy (insert your favorite gacha game here)
- every single character is extremely un-sexy but always seem to be pulling a facial expression like they think they’re extremely sexy (subway surfers)
- game constantly updating for the most minor patches imaginable
- overly excessive customization with characters’ upgrades and gear to the point where there’s a separate wiki for the game’s lore and for the game’s meta
- “link a friend” or “join a team” systems as if I’ll ever tell anyone what games are on my phone
- your game is a pared-down version of a game I could be playing on the Switch, 3DS or Steam Deck right now
- your game is a pared-down version of a game I could be playing on the Switch, 3DS or Steam Deck right now and it serves 50 ads a minute when the original doesn’t
- charge mechanics that limit how much you can actually play, as if the game thinks “it’s not healthy to be on phone games all day!! :)” when I’m just really good at the game and am waiting for someone in the doctor’s office
- ^that but you can also PAY to keep playing the free mobile game and it’s prohibitively expensive
- Snorpi Gritta gets replaced on the app icon and now I have to look at Narmu Spartea who (despite her HUGE rack) I absolutely hate as a character since she’s taken over the meta
- your mobile game is just another match-3 or endless runner
- your mobile game is just another gacha game
- your mobile game is just another shooter with terrible controls
- the characters in your gacha have seasonal alts which I can’t purchase with in game currency and they won’t return until the “throwback gacha!!” which will only come around in 6 months when I will have forgotten all about the game
- you as the developer confirm that Snorpi Gritta is aro-ace which means that I, personally, have absolutely no chance with her, the fictional Plunquette on my iphone
- game asks your age before you start the game, which means you bet your bottom Gem they’ll be maliciously advertising things to you
- your mobile game is just Club Penguin with extra steps
- your game’s title is extremely unwieldy to say, only tangentially relates to the gameplay and/or has no discernible way to be shortened if someone asks what I’m playing (the “rooty tooty fresh and fruity” conundrum, EVERY gacha game falls under this without exception)
- online multiplayer that you have to engage with despite not playing the meta (Narmu Spertea can kiss my Assassin-Reverend Jennathy Larginhoffer I’m not putting that wretched busty harlot on my squad)
- your mobile game has spoilers so if I follow the “#⭐️Magic!!⭐️ Plunquettes™ of Harmenheim” tag on tumblr I’ll see EVERYTHING that happens in the final chapter as well as the ending of every seasonal side-story
- your game has crossover content with your other mobile game that literally no one ever is going to download (but you have to download it to access the best stuff in the game)
- your mobile game is a classic board game that I’ve already downloaded in the form of a classic board game collection
- your mobile game erases my account after 2 weeks without logging in like it’s a website from 2004
- I download the better version of the game on PC (rarely though Balatro comes around and does the opposite where I played the mobile game more, so kudos if your game does that)
- your game deletes my cloud save and all of my 140+ hours of progress if I change phones (Balatro… ;( )
- your game always logs me into Apple Game Center (the worst game service known to man) so someone at Apple ALWAYS knows that I play Plunquettes of Harmenheim
- your game sends me notifications because someone else is calling for aid in an Ultra Battle even though they are WELL AWARE I won’t be running Narmu and I still have Ningland van Grotteschuler on my team as a joke
- ^bonus points if that notification comes at 3AM (yes I’m awake but no I didn’t want the notification)
- my blorbo gets nerfed into the ground so the auto-optimizer never picks them for my squad, so I have to manually do it every time
- my mom starts playing the game (this isn’t your fault as a dev but our fault as a society)
- my favorite vtuber starts playing the game (this isn’t your fault as a game developer)
- my favorite vtuber starts playing the game badly and forces me to crash out in her chat (this isn’t your fault as a game developer)
- my favorite vtuber starts playing the game and puts that hag Narmu Spertea on her squad and forces me to yeet bees at her (this is your fault as a game developer)
- your game is an AI art visual novel
- your game is a brand-affiliated mobile game that makes the thing I like feel less like a thing I like and more like a brand
- your game preys upon FOMO even on a day-by-day basis with “flash sales”
- one of my tumblr mutuals doesn’t like the game and mentions any of the points on this list
- <insert infamous person on the internet> LOVES the game and makes me delete it out of fear of association in any capacity
- i downloaded your game 5 years ago and quickly deleted it, and when i install it today those memories come flooding back to me like it’s the Vietnam War
- you as a developer express an opinion I don’t like
- you removed a mechanic or a mini game that turned out to be the one thing keeping me playing
- your game is just Vampire Survivors
- your game is just Vampire Survivors, but it isn’t HoloCure
- the text in your really well polished mobile game has translation errors and/or typos, which renders certain scenes incomprehensible (but if those errors make it VERY unintentionally-funny, that won’t make me delete it)
- your game was big in 2011 because of the mobile game boom but is actually just a one-button game or playing with rocks
- your game is sex-bait but nobody has written fanfiction about the characters on ao3
- your game is sex-bait but the gameplay is subway surfers
- your game is sex-bait but the player character is the ugliest mf this side of Cleveland, Missouri
- your game is sex-bait and I get an advertisement for it on the mobile app for tumblr dot com
- your game is sex-bait and you introduce the “really 700 years old” trope
- your game is sex-bait and you introduce the inverse of the “really 700 years old” trope
- you buffed Narmu Spertea and left my darling Jennathy. To rot. In the dungeon for a thousand years
- your game is a free beta that has been a beta for 15 years
- your game has dating sim mechanics, but Assassin-Reverend Jennathy Larginhoffer simply WILL NOT date me because of her religious tenets and because it would put me at risk of being killed to get to her
- your game has dating sim mechanics, encourages polygamy, and the game judges you for it (even if you only try to woo Ms. Rev. Larginhoffer and your heart belongs to no one else)
- the dating sim mechanics in your game buff the characters, so you MUST engage with everyone on your team romantically in order to buff them, even if Ningland is the single least attractive unit in the game
- I find out your game has a huge memory leak
- I start playing the game, spend 4 minutes waiting for the game to load, and the battery goes from 76% to 14% in that time
- vanilla extract
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