#boot it up on the switch lite for old times sake

[sea-buns]

stardew valley has always been my go to game for when it feels like my life is falling apart

so to hear on the shittiest day ive had in awhile that the 1.6 console update releases on nov 4 makes me wanna cry all over again

[rawiswhore]

Triple H, Shawn Michaels x Fem Reader- "Chain Gang"

I hope I don't offend anyone who has this disorder, but the World Wrestling Federation's Attitude era during the late 90's and early 2000's was pure histrionic personality disorder TV.

What is histrionic personality disorder?

A disorder in which people exhibit attention seeking behavior, talks dramatically with strong opinions, acting inappropriate and provocative as well as sexual, and uses appearance to gain attention.

Let's see...the World Wrestling Federation's Attitude era had the following: 2 men shedding their boxer shorts to reveal themselves in thongs, a porn star getting his penis cut off (not really, but...), 2 of the faces of the company are notorious potty mouthed trash talkers that sound like a machine gun going off when they cut promos, a sex addict revealing he lost his virginity to his sister at 8 years old as well as admitting he had sex with his sister 2 days before a therapy session, one wrestler crucifying another wrestler (albeit not on a cross), a woman falling out of the ring and having a miscarriage, a man falling off of the top of a titantron (not Owen Hart), a woman ripping the top of another woman to reveal her naked uncovered breasts, a group of people invading another wrestling company they're not a part of and blowing up CNN headquarters, that same group of people cutting a promo in blackface, an incestuous "Leave it To Beaver" parody, a man interrupting a funeral and riding on top of a casket (albeit not having sex with it), a woman flashing the audience her breasts and another woman taking her shirt off to reveal hand prints painted over her tits, as well as women wearing bikinis that left nothing to the imagination and a cross dresser who entered the ring dressed as everything from 90's shock rocker Marilyn Manson to a Christmas tree while being the sex slave to a Wendy O. Williams-lite.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg to the Attitude era.

90% of what was done in the Attitude era was not just to get with the times, but for shock value as well as to beat another wrestling company in the ratings, that other wrestling company was WCW.

Although, do you think moments like a man finding out his dinner is his pet dog, a sex addict revealing he lost his virginity to his sister, an incestuous "Leave it To Beaver" parody, and a woman having a miscarriage going to make people want to watch wrestling?

No, it initiates wrestling's bad reputation and even most of the lowest common denominator audience that wrestling's fanbase is associated with would find these things offensive and tacky.

You could also say the Attitude era is antisocial personality disorder as well as oppositional defiant disorder television since APD is about disregarding right from wrong and disregarding the feelings for others, whereas ODD involves rebelling and refusing to do rules, annoying others and being frequently angry.

And again, the Attitude era involved a man interrupting a funeral and riding a casket, that same man kidnapping and killing someone's dog and feeding it to its owner, 2 of the faces of the company are a trashtalking redneck and guido throwing insults at everyone, a psychopath who poured gasoline on people and almost killed them, a man drugging a woman and marrying her through a drivethru wedding while unconscious, a group of rebellious people bombing CNN and urinating on other people's motorcycles, a woman forced to strip and bark like a dog, and women being degraded.

Plus, the Attitude era's face of the company rebelled and tormented his boss and their most popular faction would try to annoy and piss off other people as well as refuse to follow rules.

The company called itself WWF Attitude, for fuck's sake!

The World Wrestling Federation really underwent a makeover by the end of the 1990's, becoming much more edgier, violent, sexual, shocking and adult like than the previously kid friendly cartoon WWF of yore.

In 1998, specifically near the start of the year, on a "Monday Night Raw" episode, after the audience heard a Zach De La Rocha from Rage Against the Machine knockoff ask "Are you ready?", the crowd immediately got out of their seats and loudly cheered.

As the entrance music began playing while the television screen cut between shots of the words "D Generation X" and footage of police officers running in the streets and strippers in bikinis dancing around, right after the Zach De La Rocha knockoff shouted "Break it Down!", you, Shawn Michaels and Triple H had entered and walked into the arena.

Shawn didn't have any facial hair on his face and had his long hair hanging down, not tied back in a ponytail or in little braids, Triple H, too, had his long block locks hanging down.

They were both dressed in black leather jackets with matching black pants.

You, on the other hand, were wearing a black leather bra with a matching black thong and black pleather boots that went up to your knees.

You had a leather black collar wrapped around the bottom of your neck, two thin silver chains were attached to your collar, and Triple H and Shawn were holding onto those chains with one of their hands.

The outfit you wore was the same outfit Madonna wore in a 1995 calendar.

Shawn and Triple H helped pull and escort you into the arena and to the ring, though they weren't trying to suffocate you when they pulled the chains on your collar.

The audiences eyes weren't just on Shawn Michaels and Triple H, but rather you, dressed in that black leather thong and bra.

Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross pretended to be shocked sitting at the commentary table, their eyes nearly bugging out of their sockets.

Jerry Lawler was smiling from ear to ear and shrieking his throat out over you half naked, whereas Jim was at a loss for words.

The males in the audience are getting a massive kick out of you dressed in that thong and bra, cheering even louder when you strolled to the ring, a few of them even making "wolf whistles" at you.

The camera was zooming in on your neck having a collar wrapped around it as well as thin little chains attached to it, showing the people watching it on television what you have around your neck.

Despite that you had a collar around your neck and was being pulled by chains, you weren't crawling on all fours to the ring like a dog, that would be even more degrading.

Your facial expression you had on your face wasn't like you were embarrassed, but you kept a straight, serious face, your mouth having a slight smirk on it.

You marched and strolled down that ring like you weren't nervous or embarrassed, almost walking like you were proud.

When you, Triple H and Shawn had approached the ring, you lifted one of your feet off of the floor and placed it on the trampoline, only to slide yourself under the ropes.

Triple H and Shawn followed suit, lifting their feet off of the floor and planting their feet on the trampoline.

Their fingers wrapped around and grabbed one of the upper ropes, lifting that rope over their heads and ducked their head under that rope.

You as well as Triple H and Shawn lifted your other foot off of the floor and placed it on the trampoline, lifting both of their feet as well as yours over the ropes.

Triple H and Shawn let go of the ropes, where they walked towards the middle of the ring, still holding on to the chains attached to your collar, where you walked behind Trips and Shawn, walking behind them.

When you, Shawn and Triple H stood in the middle of the ring, eventually Shawn pulled a microphone out of his pocket and turned it on by his thumb pushing the volume to the "on" switch, putting that microphone up to his lips.

"Cut the music!" Shawn shouted, to which D Generation X's entrance music stopped playing.

The camera filmed down your body, examining your body again.

"Are those chains around her neck?" Jerry Lawler asked.

Some women and teen girls in the audience are absolutely disgusted seeing you having those chains on your neck.

Shawn and Triple H proceeded to cut a promo in the ring, whereas you were looking at them both smiling and grinning at them.

Soon, you sunk yourself down until your head was in front of Triple H's crotch, you were squatting in the middle of the ring.

The camera zoomed in on you in front of Triple H's crotch as well as Triple H's hands unbuttoning his jeans, which got a massive shriek and pop from the females in the audience.

He then pulled the zipper of his jeans down, though he really wasn't gonna expose himself on television.

"She's not gonna do what I think she'll do?" Jerry asked.

Right after he said that, while you had a grin plastered to your face, you leaned into Triple H's crotch and buried your face into the fly area of his jeans, your face and mouth looked like you were giving him a blowjob.

Despite that his cock wasn't really in your mouth (though you wish it was), you were pretending to look like you really were giving him head.

This made the audience's jaws drop, their eyes bugging wide, many of the men in the audience cheering and roaring for you, some of them even wolf whistling at you.

"By Gawd!" Jim Ross said, pretending to be shocked.

Your hands grabbed onto the sides of Triple H's jeans, though you didn't pull his jeans down.

Triple H didn't have any underwear on under his jeans, so it looked like he really was getting blown.

The camera zoomed out and filmed you looking like you're giving head, showing the back of your head in front of Triple H's crotch whereas Triple H pretended to act like he was getting a blowjob, his eyes rolling around his head and leaning his head back, sometimes even moaning.

The camera filmed you from behind as well as on your sides.

You swallowed whilst pretending to suck Triple H's dick, acting like you're gulping his cum down.

The camera zoomed on the side of your neck and head while you gulped.

"I think I saw her swallow!" Shawn exclaimed, pointing to your neck, which got the people in the audience cheering for this. "You could poke an eye out with that thing and she's taking it down her throat!"

Shawn then pointed to Triple H's crotch when he mentioned how you can poke an eye out with the massive size of Triple H's penis.

Triple H's hands joined together a few inches above his crotch and formed an "x" shape at his wrists.

"Suck it!" he exclaimed, slightly thrusting his crotch forward in your face.

The audience got a massive pop from this, especially the males, getting out of their seats and cheering for Triple H shouting that, a few men's hands forming "x" shapes in front of their crotches and crotch chopping in solidarity.

Shawn has been was cornered around you and Trips, looking down at you and smiling from ear to ear.

Shawn cackled after he heard Triple H shout DX's iconic signature catchphrase, cackling like Ted Debiase Sr.'s iconic laugh.

"Maybe she can suck me off too!" Shawn stated, which got another huge pop from the audience, both male and female.

Men were roaring and cheering for Shawn whereas women were shrieking.

Triple H's eyes looked at Shawn while his mouth smirked hearing Shawn's suggestion.

"Wait a minute!" Triple H interrupted, to which his eyes turned back to you looking like you're blowing him off.

Triple H's hands separated from each other and made chopping motions at his cum gutters as they're known, his hands forming a "v" shape line this time.

Triple H doesn't need to shout what this gesture means, the audience knows about it already.

Your eyes continued to look up at Triple H, your eyes wide and doe-like, sometimes your mouth even moaning whilst you pretended to suck him off.

After a while, Shawn tapped you on your shoulder, which made you turn your head and look at Shawn.

Shawn's hands joined together and formed an "x" shape above his crotch, his mouth smiled from ear to ear.

You know what that means now.

You then walked on your knees on the trampoline to Shawn, where he proceeded to unbutton and unzip his jeans.

This made the women in the audience get out of their seats and shriek, hoping to see his penis.

Shawn's hands then formed an "x" shape at the wrist above his crotch again, not needing to even shout "suck it!".

With a grin on your face, you leaned your face to his crotch and buried your face in the unzipped area of his jeans, where you looked like you were giving him a blowjob, but surprisingly wasn't.

Like Triple H, Shawn wasn't wearing any underwear under his jeans, this helped this storytelling look more realistic.

Speaking of Triple H, Trips was zipping his jeans back up and buttoning his pants, much to the dismay of the women in the audience.

Shawn leaned his head back and pretended to look like you really were giving him head, pretending to have an orgasm, closing his eyes and smiling.

The audience was cheering for you sucking him off, some men in the audience were even chanting "suck it!" over and over again as well as crotch chopping along with it.

Shawn shut his eyes and bit his bottom lip while you pretended to give him head, your throat still swallowing nothing but air.

Triple H was smiling and laughing while he watched you looking like you're giving Shawn a blowjob.

As you were implied to give Shawn head, you moaned as you pretended to suck him off, and even Shawn quietly moaned a bit too.

Shawn's hands separated from each other and made chopping motions at his cum gutters, his hands forming a "v" shape.

He smiled from ear to ear and even laughed a bit while doing this.

You know what that gesture means, and you still continued "sucking it" as well as swallowing, although you weren't really swallowing anything.

Shawn was trying to really act like he was getting a blowjob, Triple H was trying to act like that too previously when you were sucking him off, despite that the audience can't really see either of their cocks getting sucked.

"Do I taste good?" Shawn asked you, raising and straightening his head and looking down at you.

You nodded your head, the camera cutting to you nodding your head and your eyes looking up at the Heartbreak Kid.

"What about Hunter?" Shawn asked.

You nodded your head again, the camera cutting to you nodding your head.

Despite Shawn and Triple H not climaxing, much to the dismay of the audience, Shawn zipped his jeans back up and buttoned his pants, one of his hands pretending to put his penis back in his pants.

"Now, do you have anything to say?" Shawn asked to the microphone, only to then point the microphone to your face.

You were in between Shawn and Triple H, who were standing in the ring on their feet, whereas you were standing on your knees in the middle of the ring.

Shawn and Triple H's microphones were positioned at their crotches and pointing at your face, meant to look like penises.

The camera cut to you standing on your knees in the ring with 2 microphones pointing at your face, you wrapped your fingers around both of the microphones, making it look like you have 2 cocks in your face.

As you said something into the microphones, you stuck your tongue on the corner of your mouth, where your tongue proceeded to lick the microphone Triple H was holding like the mike was his penis.

The audience's eyes were growing wide and bugging out in shock whereas their jaws were dropping in gasps, Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross both pretended to be shocked at the commentary table.

"I-is she licking that microphone?" Jerry asked.

No duh!

Your tongue caressed and stroked the tip of his microphone, roaming around the microphone as well as curling around it, and you didn't just lick that microphone, but you wrapped your lips around that microphone and put it in your mouth, where you started sucking that microphone.

This got another massive pop from the audience, males in the audience cheering and filling the arena with cheers, roars and wolf whistles.

Triple H and Shawn's eyes bugged out, the 2 of them pretending to be shocked and slightly jumping back, but at the same time they were loving this.

Their mouths spread wide ear-to-ear smiles and they were even laughing a bit, they didn't mind you doing this.

Triple H turned the microphone off by pulling the volume switch down with his thumb.

You want to pump your hands up and down the microphones shafts like they're penises, but you're afraid that you'll turn the microphones on.

The tip of Shawn's microphone nudged into your face, and your head turned to now lick and suck on Shawn's mic this time.

The tip of Shawn's microphone had entered your mouth, where you sucked on that microphone, your lips sliding down the tip of the microphone.

You didn't just suck that microphone, but again, licked it, licking up and down as well as horizontally back and forth, your tongue caressing and roaming on that microphone.

Triple H moved a few steps forward to your face, his microphone nudging your face now this time, and your tongue moved to lick on Triple H's microphone as well.

You wish Billy Gunn, who was then in the New Age Outlaws, could be in this moment as well, so you could lick and suck the microphone positioned over his crotch, though you don't mean microphone as in penis.

The camera eventually cut to commercial break, this was getting too hot for TV.

You entering the ring in a leather bra and thong (and worse, having a collar wrapped around your neck while 2 men held those chains attached to that collar like you were a literal dog) caused a massive uproar of controversy, especially amongst feminists, complaining this is degrading to women.

Plus, there was another uproar over you looking like you're giving head to Triple H and Shawn Michaels as well as licking and sucking their microphones like they're actual penises.

Like I said before, the Attitude era was Histrionic Personality Disorder television (and maybe antisocial personality disorder and oppositional defiant disorder TV too).

Many of the things you did during the Attitude era made you seem like someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder as well as helped define why the Attitude era was histrionic personality disorder TV.

The thing is, this moment with you in the leather bra and thong and pretending to give head and what not is tame compared to some of the other things you did during the Attitude era...