#its just soft!! and cute!! and kinda dorky!! and i love it!!

[ohmyhoneybun]

harley is asleep quick make gush post talking about him

[jshookthighs]

It looks like we Corey thirsty people are all begging for asks so let me throw the first stone - into your inbox 😅

I'm going feral over those tiny details they put into the movie that just elevated Corey's cute face and demeanor to prime thirst material. Did they plan this meticulously to swoon the audience? Spontaneous genius on set? Who knows. What I mean are especially him sniffing Allison (Allyson?) after storming into her house. And the way she touched his lips/teeth on the motorcycle?? The choccy mily bottle he crashes in his hand, the blood and chocolate mixed together? genius genius I die help 🥴🥴🥴 Can you think of more little things he might do that pepper the lusty and murderous, the feral and unhinged into his shy boy aura? The moment he seems weirdly dangerous all of a sudden - but not to you, never to you, he is both your lap and attack dog. I just crave cuteness blended with murder I guess sob sigh

I’m sorry but they had to know what they were doing putting those scenes in, I really think they all sat around the director’s table and were like “Ok, how do we get people to want to jump this man’s bones? Push the girl against the wall? Yes. Make him get on his knees and grin at her during the dance scene? These people are gonna drool.” - And they were correct, I am now too feral over this man. He is babygirl but also a murderous little bastard. He just makes it look good and I support him <3

As for those little moments where that sweet dorky personality slips into that darker, more primal embodiment - you are correct, he would never hurt you. He loves you, and he wants to protect you. To harm you would be like the ultimate sin. That doesn’t mean he won’t become completely unhinged and needy for every little part of you and your body. When he gets like this he’s twitchy, bouncing all over the place, and practically whining from how hard he tries to control himself because he wants to be a good boy. Your good boy. And good boys wait for permission. Well, sometimes that is.

Kinda NSFW 🔞 so be warned***

You can feel him sinking deeper into that dangerous state of mind when his fingers start tapping on your shoulder/waist/thigh like he’s playing away at a piano - like touching you makes the most exquisite symphony. The anxious bounce of his leg time perfectly with the movement of his fingers. When the melody swells to its peak, he can’t handle it any longer and his hand begins to dance up and around whatever space is available until it starts pushing its way into your clothes. You’re so soft and you feel so warm and now he’s panting while shoving his head into the space where your neck and shoulder meet. Warm puffs of air hit you in rhythmic beats until you feel it: the wet, warm feeling of his tongue poking out to just taste you. He just needs a little taste, honey. All the while his hands a now grabbing and pulling on you till you’re both flush together. Look out babe, he’s in hunt mode now and you’re in one hell of a ride

While he tries to come home to you clean and tidy, sometimes he has a bad day. Unfulfilling night, the victim fought back, some jerks messed with him - either way, he comes home wound up, muscles tight and jaw aching from how hard he’s clenching his teeth together. Blood cakes him head to toe, leaving a drip trail behind him. Footsteps echo through your hallway as he stalks closer to the one thing that can satiate that burning need inside him, begging to come out to play. Seeing the blood on him always makes you jump. Of course you’re worried, you’re always worried about him (with what he does and all). When you see those storms of eyes, black as the night, you know there’s no chance for you. He’s looking at you like prey - a little rabbit under the gaze of the big bad wolf. Your back collides with the wall behind you as shaking hands reach up to cup your face. Warm liquid smears where his fingers dance on your cheeks. He always finds some way to mark you. And you look so pretty in red he can’t help but glide his digit over the full expanse of your bottom lip, like your own personal brand of lipstick. He can’t help but lean down for a taste, and God do you taste good

**Also wanna add that if you cut yourself on accident when chopping veggies or if you get a papercut, Corey will hold your injured hand so gently, cooing about how you’re hurt and how he’ll fix it. But you look so cute and sweet in these moments that sometimes he can’t help but lick the blood off your finger and will even suck it into his mouth, groaning from the flavor. Will then kiss the tip of your finger to “make it feel better” meanwhile you’re trying not to cream your pants lol

On nights like these, where the air is cool and crisp with the smell of autumn on its winds, Corey likes to take you out on evening rides on his motorbike. Driving down the winding backroads on Haddonfield, getting lost on the road with you is like his own form of meditation. When riding with you he makes sure to go a bit slower than the speed limit and pays extra attention to any debris on the road. While he wants you both to have fun, his top priority is keeping you safe. But sometimes he can feel it - that little twitch, that moment where he slips and his mind says “Faster! Go faster!”. A sinister grin pulls at the corners of his lips and he checks one more time that he’s in the clear before cranking the throttle,. The front wheel is forced from off the ground and you both ricochet forward like a snapped rubber band. You can’t help but yelp at the force and wrap your arms as tightly as you can around the man in front of you, holding onto dear life. As the wind whips by your face, tussling your hair all around, you swear you can hear Corey’s laugh over the roar of the engine.

When you do convince Corey to go out to the bars with you, you usually have a great time. That doesn’t mean it’s always a fun and dandy time. You had put on your favorite outfit, the one you knew would make the blush creep up your honey’s neck and over his pretty face when he saw you. In turn, he wore the long sleeve shirt you loved to see him in, which hugged his biceps and highlighted the broad expanse of his back when he moved. drooling over here excuse me  After a drink or two and a good round of dancing, you challenged him to a pool game. Of course, he would never deny you a challenge and took you up on it. You were having fun - talking and laughing amongst yourselves, just enjoying being in each other presence. About halfway through the game, Corey called time out to go to the bathroom. While waiting for his return, a rough-looking man no younger than 40 sauntered up asking if he could play you next. His teeth gleamed yellow and he flashed you a smirk and his hair looked like he had washed it with olive oil. Even worse, he smelled like a gas station and bathroom cologne, the smell burned your nose as he tried to lean in closer. You decline politely saying that you were just playing with your partner. Clearly too drunk and horny to care, the man tries to chat you up. While looking around to try and find Corey in the crowd, you feel a slimy hand wrap around your waist and slide down to the swell of your ass. Just as you turn to slap the bastard, you feel the hand being ripped from you. Everything is moving so fast that the only thing you recognize is the wet *crack* of the creep’s face smashing into the pool table, his nose most definitely breaking on the impact, and a heaving Corey with the look of murder in those black holes of eyes. After lifting the man up and tossing his body to the floor, he’s grabbing your hand and yanking you out of the bar. “Corey, I’m sorry, I told him to leave me alon-” You can’t finish that sentence before he’s twisting around, gripping your neck, and bruising your lips is a violent kiss. “I know sweetheart, but he touched what is mine, so when we get home, I’m gonna erase his existence from your body and make sure everyone knows you belong to me.”

Thank you so much for the ask, I am so grateful. I wish I could’ve made it longer for you but unfortunately, I have to go to class soo. I’m also just so happy that people enjoy my writing. I wish I was more confident in what I put out because I really do love sharing this love of characters with people. Like I feel like ya’ll get me and I do love this community! <3 I love ya’ll!!!

[yoshkeii]

"𝚂𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎."

࿐ character(s): Kuroo Tetsurou, Daichi Sawamura, Suna Rintarou

࿐ genre: sfw, soft/fluff

࿐ type: headcanons (hcs)

࿐ requested by: N/A

⌦  male!reader (he/him)

⌦ ‘some tiny and cute things i think the boys do that i find very intimate’n’sweet.’

A/N: more self-indulgent things bc i can <3.

𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚘:

❀ i can find this man to be very affectionate and even clingy when it comes to you, even if you are out in public, but he’s not too clingy in public but definitely behind walls and in a comfortable space. 

❀ he loves, loves to kiss, no matter if its receiving or giving- the kisses can last a quick second or a long moment, there really is no inbetween. 

❀ quick kisses often consist of him softly kissing your forehead, cheek, all-over your face, lips, and even hands.

❀ whenever you both cuddle and are comfortable, he sometimes will grab your hands and kiss your palm, even knuckles as his amber eyes look up at you from his position. a sly but dorky smile creeping on his face.

❀ removing your hands from his grasp you hide your face with your hands, completely flustered and caught off guard. the chuckle of Tetsurou's laugh leaving his lips before he peppers your hands with kisses, eventually removing your hands and peppering your face. earning soft giggles and laughs between you both.

❀ after long, exhausting days of work he loves to come home to you. of course he does, he looks forward to the cuddles and nice ‘welcome home’ greeting him at the door as you softly peck his cheek. his face flushing up lightly.

❀ but besides the most soft quick kisses, the long passionate ones are far different. 

❀ tiring days are when he’s most desperate, yearning affection from his boyfriend who’s already at home. as soon as his eyes sees you once he enters the shared home, he rushes over towards your figure. always hugging from behind before making you face him, smashing his lips on yours. 

❀ it was affectionate and rushed before it gradually eased down into softer movements, as it does you can feel the soft smile he makes during the kiss. he really missed you.

❀ im sorry- that these are just him kissing you- but he would never slip up the chance to kiss your handsome, beautiful, cute face. istg. he wont.

❀ this man will chase after your lips once you pull away too-

❀ anyways- its not just him kissing you all the time,, mostly. but he will hug you from behind. quite often! its a common thing in public actually...

❀ i kinda see him as the type to watch you from the doorway as you obliviously do something. not noticing the bed-head male in your peripheral vision.

❀ this often opens a chance for him to sneak a hug from behind and/or a kiss on your head. easily making you startled and maybe- screaming- if possible.

❀ hearing his dumbass laugh as his grip tightened around your torso, staying there watching you slowly continue your work. knowing you’re- maybe- a little angry at him from the scare, but he definitely know you’ll warm up quickly. you always do.

𝙳𝚊𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒:

❀ i really need to write more this man, bc oh i so so so adore his ass so much. he gives off such a comfy and safe vibe to me i’d give my life to him. 

❀ I- aNYwAYS- 

❀ he would hug you a lot. so much. and it feels for secured n safe, its a haven in between his arms. even comfortable too from the warmth he radiates, cuddles with him doesn’t often need too much blankets knowing Sawamura can be a heater by himself.

❀ man just gives the biggest, warmest hugs.

❀ he doesn’t mind hugging you, holding a hand, or linking arms to make you feel his warmth when cold. he actually likes it but won’t bluntly say it unless he wants to tease you.

❀ and oh yeah, he keeps the things like those to himself until he uses it as a teasing weapon. smiling to himself as he stares at your flustered expression that stared back at him, your eyes averting and face quickly hidden in embarrassment.

❀ kisses aren’t too common unlike Tetsurou, but he will do them behind walls. just soft pecks on your face whenever he feels affection and giddy or really whenever he misses you- 

❀ cuddles with him are sometimes giggly! just relaxing against each other as you both talk about silly things and hectic things that happened in your day or past, laughing at each others stories. 

❀ hearing one another’s hearty genuine laughs never fails to awestruck the other in the heart, but it easily plays off from the unwavering laughter you both have. only to cuddle into each others body once more.

❀ seeing him win any games with his team, and he sees your figure rushing off towards him. Sawamura will not hesitate to lift you up as he hugs you, feeling your feet above the flat surface you slightly panic but peering down at your boyfriend’s face instantly removes the anxious feeling at the genuine happy expression he has. 

❀ sometimes he’ll twirl you around in his arms lightly before settling you back down with a nervous laugh, embarrassed he just- did that- but he brushes it off really quickly unless his teammates nag him about it. 

❀ honestly the man to encourage his s/o whenever they are down, using words or even reassuring actions somehow boosts the mood (or at least eases the tension down.)

𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚊:

❀ kinda- kinda see him as a cuddle bug. i genuinely do.

❀ he would never refuse a cuddle-session that includes you in it,, and will d r o p everything he’s doing just to cuddle with you, seriously. he’ll use it as a excuse to avoid doing work sometimes- but you’ll scold him about it later.

❀ big spoon him and he’ll love it, every moment of it. he feels nice and comfy in this position often.

❀ whenever cuddling he will give you little pats and messes with your hair if you let him, and the occasion soft pecks on your face. usually your cheek, nose, or forehead.

❀ sometimes will squish your face with his hands, he often doesn’t do so because of how calloused and rough his hands can be because of practice and being a middleblocker. so he’s conscious about it with you, but the reassurance you give relieves him.

❀ during cuddle sessions, Rintarou would definitely show you things on his phone he’d think you like. knowing your interests rather well from listening and remembering conversations you’ve had.

❀ speaking of him remembering things, he keeps mental notes on passionate subjects or things you like. and sometimes will surprise you about it with an accumulated gift or item.

❀ Rintarou is really supportive of whatever you are passionate about or into, will literally slander who discourages or fucks with you. and he won’t hesistate, you are his king, prince, emperor- his everything. he’s not gonna hold back on that poor person who makes you feel bad.

❀ whenever he sees you cry, he’s the type to instinctively wipe away the tears. his thumb brushing your cheek and below your eyes as the tears flow, watching you let it out before embracing you into a hug. muttering soft reassurances and patting your back before you ease down.

❀ and thats when he cues his dumb jokes and sayings to you, using it to hear that soft laugh erupting from your chest.

❀ during games his eyes would drift towards the crowd just to find you. Kita and/or ‘Tsumu would bark at him about it, wanting to get his attention during the game-

❀ he’d share videos everytime the miya twins do stupid shit and have crazy antics, whether that’s sending you a video or a photo with a dumbass caption. hoping to make you laugh from it on the other screen.

[sakusasbunny]

Haikyuu boys with cats. Specifically Seijoh. JRBFIFB PLEASE IM SO VERY SOFT 🥺🥺

— seijoh boys and their pet cats

includes: oikawa, iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi, and kyotani

a/n: i didn’t know if this was a request but im just,,, so soft for all of them. especially kyotani

oikawa tooru

» such a cat dad!!

» is actually allergic to cats but takes allergy medication everyday just to have one

» he’s the kind of guy who has matching outfits with his cat it’s the plaid shorts outfit

» it’s kind of dorky but in a very charming and cute way

» one time he he accidentally hurt his cat and he started crying cause he couldn’t tell him he was sorry and that it was an accident

» millions of pictures of his cat on his phone and will show him off to his team mates any chance he gets

» “iwa-chan, look! isn’t my baby so cute? hey! c’mon, you’re not even looking!”

iwaizumi hajime

» iwa says he’s a dog person

» but he’s kind of like that dad who says they don’t want a cat but falls in love with it the first time it cuddles next to him

» his cat likes to perch on his shoulder while he’s doing stuff.

» his cat will just chirp at him to get his attention so he can jump on his shoulders

» so sometimes he’ll be cooking in the kitchen while his cat watches from his shoulders, it’s v cute

» catch him napping w his cat on his tummy

» oikawa totally has an entire album dedicated to iwa-chan and his cat being cute

matsukawa issei

» issei has the cutest relationship with his cats

» he likes to train them to do tricks so he can show them off to his friends

» and one time, he saw this video on youtube where a guy cooks gourmet food for his cat while they watch him and he was inspired to do it too

» he spent weeks painstakingly training his cats to sit on the chairs in front of the kitchen counter while he cooked

» but it was all worth it!

» he even invites the team to his house just to show them their new trick while he cooks food. the team thought the food he made was for them before he set it down in front of his cats

» issei gave them crackers while they watched his cats eat

» his cats lk eats better than he does ngl

takahito hanamaki

» makki likes to take his cat out and go for adventures

» he has a basket on his bike that he put blankets in so they can go on rides together when he wants to get out of the house for a little bit

» or if he wants to walk, he has a cat backpack that he puts his cat in

» it has this window for his cat to look through like a little astronaut, he thinks its the cutest thing ever

» he also spends so much money on his cat, like a lot

» even got a very expensive multi level cat tree only for his cats to play with the box instead. needless to say he was broke after that

kunimi akira

» kunimi thinks he’s pretty indifferent towards his family’s cat, but he cares v much

» it was supposed to be a gift for his sister but she never took care of it so the responsibility kinda fell on him

» it became his cat

» both v lazy and nap together often

» his favorite thing is before their nap when his cat is trying to get comfy on his chest and its just kneading his shirt in it tiny paws 

» and yk how cat’s say ‘i love you’ by blinking at you slowly? he does that a lot to his cat

» he’ll just sit down in front oh his kitty and blink v slowly

kyotani kentaro

» he got a new cat recently but his cat hates him

» shows up to practice with scratch marks all over his face cause he tried to pick it up. he doesn’t really get that some cats need space + time to get to know you before they can warm up to you

» he’s had dogs all his life, he doesn’t know any better 

» he gets very frustrated and will be even pissier than usual

» but one day, he’s coming home from practice and his cat starts rubbing against his legs to greet him

» and he was just “!!!”, he didn’t really know what to do so he just stayed still and watched

» and now they have the best relationship! although sometimes kyo wakes up in a panic cause he cant breathe and his cat is sitting on his face

— [♡] ; bonus

one time oikawa and iwa were walking past kyotani’s house and they saw him give his cat the tiniest kiss on the forehead. they were both geuinely shocked, kyo doesn’t seem like a cat person and they swear it was the first time they saw him with anything other than an abrasive look plastered on his face. he even kind of looked... serene.

anyway, oikawa tried taking a picture secretly but his flash was on. and that’s the day oikawa almost died.

he still has the picture.

hcs m.list

[movingandnolongeractivehere]

[hcs] some general headcannons ♡

— dating the karasuno boys >> third years and second years (daichi, suga, asahi, noya, tanaka)

daichi sawamura —

morning walks to and from school because he’s just a good gentleman it makes you cry

never lets you eat lunch all alone. like he’s always by your side or if he’s busy he’ll have suga and asahi or the first years accompany you because he doesn’t want you desserted in a table

its also to make sure that you are eating right!!! mans wants to make sure you’re good and healthy (plus the first years always get giddy when he asks them to come with you since they asks you the most ridiculous questions in hopes to expose a secret about their captain)

daichi just gives them a glare and they shut up

gets you little trinkets that remind him of you when he’s on his away games

“I just think it’s cute and it makes me think of you”

sir-we need to stop you from making us fall in love even more

kinda not the softest but definitely has a hard time saying no to you specially when you pull the puppy eyes

he starts an inner dialogue when you do those to convince him something like buying some shit you know is just a waste of money and he’s all like “oh no not the puppy eyes”

random but serious talks about your future— getting a house, marriage, even kids

and its literally so fucking pleasant to see him looking so intent about planning your future together,,, he’s so sure it almost hurts

love him please

sugawara koushi —

never misses any special occasion that could be an excuse to take you on a date!!!

its just a koushi thing

random duets and soft humming when you two are together because he really has an amazing voice (and you can’t convince me otherwise, go cry about it)

gives the warmest hugs that can cure you of any sadness like at some point you’d believe their actually magic

very teasing but cares very much about you

always has something sickeningly cute to call you and it makes your heart go “kandiska omg” but at the same time you’re also “disgusting please stop”

trolling daichi together because why the hell not (plus daichi has the most funniest “i am done with this” reaction whenever you and suga pull some shit on him)

hinata randomly got the two of you matching mugs for one of your aniversaries

stares at you with the most dorky smile when he thinks you’re not looking but oops you see it and you really just go “oh good he really loves me that much yes”

and yes suga loves you a lot please be the nicest to him because he is soft boy

azumane asahi —

he!!! is!!! the!!! most!!! sweetest!!! boy!!! ever!!! ohmygod!!!

gets shy and flustered when you compliment him but he absolutely loves it when you praise him so do it more

gifting each other soft clothings like cotton sweaters and warm scarves because a soft boy like him deserves soft things too

will never let you walk home alone specially when it gets late because he can’t even stand the idea of someting relatively bad happening to you

giving him all sorts of braids and keeping an extra hair tie, rubber band or head band with you because he sometimes breaks his and you being a good girlfriend is always there to the rescue

WILL AND I TELL YOU, HE WILL always ask for consent either from you, ya mom or ya dad because he doesn’t want them to think bad of him

and they would never??? bruh your parents probably even acknowledges him as their in law already lets be real

you literally not getting why people are scared of him or like think he’s this some sort of thug because??? he is just the softest?? and the cutest??? and everything nice and sweet???

nishinoya yuu —

has a list of disgustingly cute nicknames to call you and he never runs out of them, it just keeps going (babe, baby, princess, honey, lil’ cutie, cupcake, whatever sweet ass nickname exist you name it, he says it)

crackhead pranks with tanaka and cue daichi screaming at the three of you for almost setting something on fire

absolutely sends you selfies from every gym or court he’s played on, on his away games, tokyo, nationals, training camp, wherever he goes he sends you a selfie of him if he can’t convince coach ukai or daichi to bring you along

will fight, and I am absolutely serious, anyone who even makes you frown

ya’ll know he’s gonna pretend to be all cool around you but in reality he’s just a big ass baby who’s loud but you love him anyways

makes it a living goal to remind you how perfect you are because in his eyes you are literally everything

anyone who says the opposite is going to get reckt because he may be small but he’s feral and tanaka backs him up (and thats on bro code)

gets all googly eyed when you smile so warmly at him because ahhh his heart can not survive this

kisses your nose randomly because it makes you scrunch them and you look so adorable focusing on the tip of your nose

10000/10, highly recommend dating him

tanaka ryuunoske —

Always manages to convince you to watch practice or to watch his matches

goes crazy when you borrow or just straight up steal his clothes like please anything but seeing you in his own clothing it makes him incredibly soft (but he makes you wear his clothes more anyways)

lol noya and tsukki called him a simp,,, but he didn’t even deny it??? like fuck whatever you say so what I’ll simp for my baby

your number one hype yes sir

literally thinks everything you do is immaculate and praises all the little things you make. he wants you to feel appreciated no matter what it is because you do the same to him

hanging out with saeko-nee san because she’s all for you and she loves teasing the shit out of tanaka

lol saeko covers up for the two of you whenever you sneak out so tanaka can’t say anything

you being the more mature one in the relationship but thats not saying anything since the both of you are just crackheads

daichi face palming when you did something dumb when he specifically told the both of you not to do so and you both just sit there like “well whats done is done” while daichi nags your ears off for breaking the last broom available

love him please oh my god i would die for tanaka

[scarletwidowaf]

Imagine that no power AU where Natasha falls for this cute artsy girl and slowly finds out (to her horror) that Wanda's not just some random artsy crafts girl who plays guitar, but the (adopted) Granddaughter of the owner of the company Natasha works for. As in oh, oh no, that's Carter's grandbaby, Carter's gonna kill me.

baby carter

Wanda Maximoff x Natasha Romanoff (scarlet widow \ wandanat)

warnings: cursing? Terrible grammar and writing maybe because my brain's having hard time.

A\N: soft scarlet widow- Natasha being awkward and charming and Wanda being absolutely adorable. also, I honestly don't know what I feel bout it - I think it's kinda messy especially compared to my latest work.

words: idk... a lot? 

masterlist

Natasha's been working in carter's Law Firm for almost 3 years now, slowly climbing up the company's hierarchical food chain, yet not enough to get the well-deserved promotion she was aching to get.

Not that she was ungrateful, hell no. not long after she graduated she got the job in carter's, which was one of the best and strongest law firms in the market. This means that not only that she found herself working alongside some of the best lawyers in the world, she truly couldn't complain about the paycheck she was getting every month.

Natasha wasn't ungrateful, but she was driven and she knew she was great at her job, hell, she was the best young lawyer in her class, yet, after 3 years in the firm, she was still working under Coulson. Which naturally means, she did a lot of dirty work instead of representing her own cases. Working with Coulson was great, really, the man was nice, sweet, a bit nerdy at times, and of course, such a great lawyer. Looking back, Natasha should give him credit for many things she achieved in the last 3 years, and one of them was meeting the love of her life- the one and only Wanda Maximoff.

One Thursday evening, as she was just finishing up some paperwork at the firm's office in New York, she got a call from Coulson, who let her know they were cutting the day short following personal constraints.

Instead of going straight home to rest after the brutal week, as she probably should've done, she decided to text Steve and Tony to see if they were free. luckily for her, her two best friends were willing to sacrifice any plans they had for this fine Thursday night, to celebrate the rare occasion of Natasha getting out of the firm before 8 pm.

The bar steve chose was nice, rather quiet and chill. Naturally, tony didn't seem to be a fan of the blonde's choice, but since it was Steve's turn to choose a place there wasn't much he could've done about it.

"We should sit near the stage" Steve said as he spotted an empty table at the other side of the bar, near the stage.

"What's wrong with you rogers? Do you want us to sit near the stage where random people will try to squick their hearts out to a Celine Dion song?" Tony sneered out, his eyes shooting daggers at the blonde as they sat.

"It's not a karaoke bar, tony" Natasha defended steve's choice.

"Yeah, this bar hosts young talented artists, I think it's awesome and refreshing" the blonde explained.

"I still hate it" tony said.

"We don't care" Natasha said as a waitress came to the table.

Over an hour and a half later, 3 performances were over and two bawls of fries as well, the next artist got onto the stage.

The woman was young, probably younger than Natasha, and beautiful.

She was dressed rather simply compared to the other artists, just a plain white T and an old pair of skinny jeans.

Natasha noticed that some strands of her dark brown hair got stuck under her red guitar's strap.

The woman was smiling nervously as she introduced herself to the crowd and Natasha couldn't help but send her an encouraging small smile.

Surprisingly for her, the woman smiled back.

Tony and steve noticed it as well and they exchanged knowing looks.

The singer's voice was almost as beautiful as her.

Her fingers softly strumming on the frets- as almost as it was second nature, while her soft angelic voice filled the room, sending chills through Natasha's body.

Natasha smiled when she noticed how quiet the bar became, everyone seemed to be enchanted by the young singer.

When the singer finished her preference she smiled brightly to the audience, who cheered for her loudly- as she deserved, and got off the stage.

Natasha noticed the poor singer who was supposed to try and top her incredible performance. He seemed miserable.

"Earth to nat!?" Tony waved his hand in front of Natasha. The redhead blinked twice before tearing her attention from the singer and to her friends.

Steve was smiling at her, his eyes glittering in enthusiasm, while tony smirked at her with raised eyebrows.

"I'm sorry, what?" She asked.

Steve laughed and tony sigh.

"We said that she was really good" the blonde explained

"Not that you haven't noticed it, you've been practically drooling," Tony said.

"I was not" she defended herself

"You were," he said. "But we don't judge you Romanoff, its natural, she was pretty and you didn't get laid in a while. Plus- You always had a thing for the innocent looking ones" he explained and Natasha sent him her dirtiest glare.

If a look could kill tony stark would've been dead by now.

"Okay first, I wasn't drooling. Second, fuck you"

"Nice comeback" tony taunted her with a smirk, knowing full well he wasn't completely wrong.

"You should ask her out. You seem to like her"

Steve smiled at her and Natasha knew he meant it- he was was always the sweetest one of the three.

"Fancy her" tony corrected steve.

"She Like her" steve raised his eyebrow at his friend.

"Fancy" tony taunted

"Li-" steve was about to argue again until Natasha cut the stupid argument off.

"Fuck off you too," she said and waved to the waiter, hoping that another beer might make the two less annoying.

When the waiter didn't come, Natasha got frustrated, her two friends started to argue over another idiotic thing: steve's lack of love life and tony's girlfriend's lack of taste In men.

"I'm gonna get a refill," she said as she got up. The two sent her quick okays before getting back to their bickering.

When Natasha approached the bar she noticed a familiar face.

The singer was sitting in front of the bar's counter with a glass of mojito. She seemed to be having a polite conversation with the bartender.

"Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt but can I have a refill?" Natasha asked the bartender. The man smiled at her and nodded before he replaced her empty cup with a new one.

The singer smiled at her softly again- Natasha smiled nervously at her.

"I'm Natasha" Natasha said awkwardly to the girl, her cheeks flushed.

Wanda smiled back at her "hey Natasha, I'm Wanda" Wanda, the singer said as she held out her hand for a handshake.

Natasha took her hand, praying to whatever god exist that her hand wasn't sweaty.

'What's wrong with me?' She thought as she mentally faces palmed herself.

"I liked your performance," Natasha said and Wanda smiled at her.

Natasha smiled back, happy she had the privilege to be the reason the singer smiled.

"Thank you" wanda thanked her.

"I saw you at the front line," Wanda said and Natasha nodded.

"Yeah, my friend likes this place. He chose the table" she admitted.

"That's nice, I'm guessing it's your first time in here"

"Yeah, it is actually. Was I that obvious?" Natasha joked and Wanda laughed.

"Just a little bit," Wanda said with a smile "what do you think about it so far?"

"It's really nice, honestly" Natasha admitted.

"Yeah, I think that as well. I come here often with my cousin and brother but its the first time I was on stage"

"Well, you were great. Seriously. You were" she started before gazing at the stage briefly, catching the sight of the young singer who went up after Wanda. "sorry, are- the best singer" she continued and Wanda blushed.

"Thank you it means a lot"

"Anytime," Natasha said back

"I should really go... It was lovely meeting you Natasha." Wanda said as she checked the time, a small frown on her lips.

"You too," Natasha said.

Wanda nodded at her before getting up and turning around from Natasha to pull her guitar.

when Natasha took a small sip from her beer she catches the bartender's eye.

The guy was giving her the 'are you kidding me?!' look- who was a well-known look she was familiar with from years of friendship with tony.

"Hey Wanda-" Natasha said to Wanda, who was about to walk away. The singer turned back around with a small confused smile.

"Yeah?" She asked

"Would you like to, maybe, I don't know.. go out sometime?" Natasha stuttered.

'Did I just fucking stuttered!?' She mentally kicked herself.

"Yeah.. id like that" Wanda said with a smile. The brunette took a pen out of her jeans pocket and scribble something on Natasha's arm.

"Call me," Wanda said with a smile before she smiled at the bartender, who tried to look busy with anything but them.

"Bye bucky" she laughed at his antics and left.

Natasha looked up from the scrabble on her hand, who was- of course Wanda's number with a small heart at the bottom, and exchange looks with bucky the bartender.

"That went well, right?" She asked him dumbfounded and he laughed before handing her a shot glass with vodka.

"Yeah it did.. friendly advice, don't fuck it up" he said as passed her a slice of lemon.

Natasha downed the shot, nodded at him as she took her beer, and left the lemon on the counter. Her legs taking her back to her table. both of her friends were staring at her with wide eyes.

"Hell yeah Romanoff!" Tony said excitedly.

Natasha smiled at tony before looking at steve with a chuckle "the bartender is your type" she said as she set.

Steve gave her a 'are you kidding me look before his eyes traveled from her to the bartender at the bar.

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Not long after Natasha and Wanda met again, a few times actually. 10 minutes into their first date, Natasha knew she was in trouble.

Wanda was completing Natasha on almost every level she thought about.

Wanda was carefree and dorky as Natasha was a stressed workaholic.

Wanda liked homemade meals and cooking while Natasha was practically living on boxed mac and cheese or takeout.

Natasha loved to binge movies and random tv shows into the night while Wanda liked getting up early to watch the sunrise.

Wanda loved fruity alcoholic drinks while Natasha preferred it clean.

Wanda was a splash of color in Natasha's black and white life.

Not long after, Natasha asked wanda to be her girlfriend- it happened in a month and a half after their first meeting as the two women laid in Wanda's bed, naked and sweaty with their limbs intertwined.

She could've done it more romantic, but both girls truly couldn't give a damn about it.

Wanda's apartment was incredible.

The studio apartment was big and bright.

The apartment's walls color was cream and the tall window frames were covered with white curtains.

In the beginning, Natasha didn't really understand why wanda even bother to use these curtains since the sun would light the room either way, (she found out about this terrible trait when she first stayed over and found herself awake and cursing under her breath at 7 am) But, luckily for her, Natasha learned rather fast why the younger girl's windows where ALWAYS covered. It was simple, really.

Wanda had this habit to walk around the apartment half-naked, or completely naked on better days, and as much as Natasha was grateful for that (and she was), she truly wasn't the one to share, especially not the image of her naked girlfriend as she walked around the apartment or squirmed under her touch on the bed- or anywhere they chose, really.

"Nat?" Wanda whispered softly as she was playing with her sleepy girlfriend's hair and spread soft kisses on her back.

"Hm?" Natasha hummed, half asleep.

"There's something I need to tell you" Wanda said softly. Her voice barely a whisper.

"Is everything okay, baby?" Natasha asked as she turned around to face the taller woman.

Natasha's eyebrows were tightened together in worry and Wanda couldn't help but kiss her on the nose.

"Yeah" she whispered and Natasha waited patiently for her to continue "it's just that.. there's something I need to tell you... about my family"

"Okay.." Natasha encouraged her to continue.

"My family-" she started, but got cut off by Natasha's phone buzzing on the nightstand.

"Fuck" Natasha cursed before turning around to check who it was- and if she can ignore it.

The name on the screen was definitely a sight she could not ignore.

"Just a second baby, it's my boss" she said as she pulled herself up to answer the phone. by doing so, Natasha missed wanda's guilty lip bite.

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That's how things went for another month. In this month Natasha got the promotion she wanted which meant she was enthusiastic for days later- and Wanda couldn't bear the thought of ruining it for her.

And that's how it went overtime.

Every time Wanda manage to muster enough courage to tell Natasha whatever she wanted to say, something happened and ruined it.

But jean Racine was indeed right: 'there are no secrets that time does not reveal', and unfortunately for both women, wanda's secret got revealed in a rather unpleasant and awkward situation.

It was a pretty normal day for Natasha.

Or at least it started as one. she spent the night at Wanda's again, which means she had a hard time leaving bed in the morning but she managed it so now, a few hours later, she was having lunch at a deserted meeting room with a few friends from the office

"hey, nat.. is that your girlfriend??" Sam asked, his eyes following a girl who passes near the glass door.

"Wanda?" Natasha asked him confused.

They weren't supposed to meet today for lunch, didn't they?

"Do you have another girlfriend I'm not aware of?" He asked

"Shut up Wilson, why would Wanda be here!?"

"I don't know Romanoff, she's your girlfriend. All I can say is that she seemed to be in a deep conversation with Sharon"

"Carter?"

"the one and only" Carol whispered and Gamora rolled her eyes at the girl.

"Will you stop being weird?" Gamora asked and Carol shook her head.

"Why would she have a conversation with Sharon fucking Carter" Natasha asked confused

"Maybe you should ask her...?” the man asked

"Oh shit I think they're coming over here, pretend to be busy," Carol said as she dived back into her salad.

The others do the same as well.

A few moments later the glass door was pulled open by Sharon.

Her smile wide.

"Hey guys" Sharon said as she opened the door and git into the room, wanda following behind-

Probably unaware of her girlfriend's presence until moments later when their eyes met.

Wanda looked like she was about to die.

"Wanda?" Natasha asked. Her eyebrows knitted together.

"Wait, You know each other?" Sharon asked as she turned to the brunette

"Yeah-" she started

"How do you guys know each other" Natasha cut her girlfriend off. Her eyes were still wide with confusion.

"We're cousins" the blonde explained and Wanda bit her lip.

Natasha stared at her girlfriend, hoping to get an explanation from her.

"Wait how do you to know each other"

"She's my girlfriend," Wanda said softly as Natasha got up from her chair.

Sharon's eyes were wide "didn't see that coming" she muttered

"Tell me about that" Natasha said, more to her girlfriend than to her boss.

"I'm going out for a smoke," she said simply before leaving the room.

"Nat-" Wanda started as she followed her, leaving the other remaining members of the room confused.

"Really?" Sharon asked again.

"Well, that was something," sam said and gamora nodded.

"That's classic," Carol said as she quietly laughed to herself

Meanwhile, at the elevator, things were going less smoothly for the couple.

"You're my boss's niece and you didn't think about telling me this?" Natasha shot at Wanda as the elevator door opened and the two went outside.

"I was trying to tell you, nat. I swear. That was the thing I tried to tell you about this whole month But every time I tried to something happened" Wanda explained as Natasha lit her cigarette.

"Why didn't you say anything when we started dating and got to know each other?" Natasha asked.

The lawyer wasn't sure if she was more hurt by the fact Wanda kept this secret from her or terrified by the fact she was dating her boss's niece

"Because I didn't want you to look at me the way you look at me right now" Wanda defended herself.

"How do I look at you wanda?" Natasha asked hurt.

"Like I'm no longer the same artsy girl you met at the bar" Wanda whispered

Natasha laughed bitterly

"Come on Wanda you know I don't give a shit about it. I love you and the fact you're a carter won't change it. You are the same artsy girl from the bar, who happened to be my boss's nephew. You should've said something."

"You're right, I shouldn't have kept this away from you. It was destined to get out eventually and the last thing I ever wanted was to hurt you" Wanda took the cigarette out of Natasha's lips.

"I made a mistake and I can't change it."

Wanda continued and Natasha sigh

"I wanted you to know me, and I was scared you'll judge me or see me as a carter like most people do."

Wanda put her hand on Natasha's cheek and Natasha kissed her palm, encouraging her to continue her speech.

"Fuck, nat, I'm not even in this business- yeah they're my family but that's it. the only other connection I have to this firm is the fact I'm in love with one of its lawyers" Natasha's eyes lit up and Wanda blushed furiously.

"You're in love with me?" Natasha asked as she played pulled her girlfriend closer, A small cocky smile on her lips as Wanda rolled her eyes

"For someone so fucking smart you can be so dense sometimes," Wanda said and Natasha laughed "Of course I do moron."

"I love you too," Natasha said before kissing Wanda softly on the lips.

"Can you forgive me, then?"

"It depends," Natasha said with the best poker straight face she could muster.

"On?" Wanda asked with her eyebrow raised.

"Is there any other relative- who can fire my ass, I need to know about?"

Wanda smiled kissed Natasha's lips deeply.

"No!" She said when they broke away and the two laughed.

Natasha wiped away the younger woman's tears before kissing her lips again. This time softly.

"Good, now if you don't mind maximoff. My break's over and I should really get back before your cousin will fire my ass"

"Well technically.. she's my cousin in law, I'm peggy's grandchild, adopted one, and she's her nephew" Wanda explained

"Can she fire my ass?" Natasha asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Well.. yeah..?"

"Then my point still stands.

"Shut up Romanoff! you and I both know Sharon won't' fire your ass' because you're the best lawyer in this damn place" wanda argued

"Who fucks her cousin..-"

"You're right.. she might fire you" wanda joked and took her girlfriend's hand in hers.

"Or murder me" Natasha continued as her girlfriend pulled her back into the building and to the elevator.

"Yeah" Wanda laughed when they got into the elevator and the doors closed.

Wanda kissed Natasha's lips softly before pressing the button of their destined floor. "Or murder you"

[simp-hashira]

Genya Shinazugawa X Reader (Imagine)

pairing: genya shinazugawa x gender-neutral!reader type of fic: imagine genre: fluff

“I want to kiss your stupid face, you adorable idiot!”

- .... what - genya has to do a double take - before he knows it, his face is tomato red - you???? want to kiss him?? on the lips????????? - oh god this boy cannot handle even the THOUGHT of anyone wanting to kiss him, OR even LIKING him - but you look really cute and your lips look really nice and soft and oH NO - yea this man is a mess. lord help him - you two have known each other for a while and he didn’t think you were really into him, but OH BOY WAS HE WRONG - you and genya are just kinda staring at each other rlly quiet and awkwardly for a long time and its just... SGSHCWVJCD - then genya breaks the silence, quietly saying “um.... i want to..... kiss you as well.....”  - this man is shaking like a jar of live bees - you fidget with ur hands nervously and ask him, “do you... wanna go out with me? as in like... a date?” - what have you done - there is no going back. genya is now a tomato.  - “i- uh..... yes...????” god he’s so awkward and dorky and so stupid but you love him anyways - you can’t take this anymore, so you walk right up to him, grab his face and smooch him. genya is holding onto you for dear life, he can’t kiss At All, but you’re happy to guide him through it - after that, he can’t get enough of your sweet touch. he’s obsessed with your kisses, and you damn well know he is - long story short, you and Genya are now happily dating, and you’re both the happiest you’ve ever been.

- though Genya still sucks at kissing. a/n: hi! i haven’t posted in a long while. i suddenly thought of this prompt in my head, and i thought of requesting someone to write for it, but i wasn’t sure who. so i ended up writing it myself :’D i hope it’s okay. i love genya and he deserves the world <333 thank you for taking the time to read my fic!

[rootin-tootin-cum-shootin]

Sugar Daddy! Haikyuu- Kuroo Tetsuro

Well @canweallagree​​ here you go, one Kuroo headcanon hot and ready! It took me like a month to make this, so oops. But nevertheless I hope you enjoy it~ Love you lots babe ;)

gn! reader x Kuroo Tetsuro

Wordcount: 1,020

Kinda unattached to be honest 

 Really only engages in a Sugar relationship because he's too busy to have time invest in dating

But he still wants reliable sex

Combine that with Kuroo now having more money than he knows what to deal with

And you have the perfect recipe for a sugar daddy Kuroo

Tetsuro treats you with the utmost respect and kindness 

But he makes it very clear that there are boundaries to your relationship with him

He honestly cares very little what you do outside of the dynamic

Of course Tetsuro wants you to be happy and healthy 

Which of course extends to all his gifts

He will pay your bills, your rent for groceries if you want

Literally anything you need he will purchase

Might tease you a little depending on what it is 

But never judge

Plus it gives him an excuse to hear about how you're doing and what your life is like 

And Tetsuro is always glad to hear about what's going on in your life 

So he won't actually make any rules telling you how to live your life

He doesn't actually have many rules that are set in stone anyway 

Have a conversation with him and you can usually work something out that both of you are satisfied with

However he does have a few non-negotiable rules 

Significant others/long term sexual partners are okay, but please no sleeping around. 

No contacting the press about him, or the information about his job that he tells you

Do not lie to him 

Rule one is for both his and your sexual health. 

Condoms can break

And some people are assholes who won't disclose their sexual health status.

He does not particularly want an STI

Tetsuro is fine though if you are sleeping with other people

Just wants to ensure that they and you are clean

Rule two is common sense

If you jeprodize his career, then you will be dropped

Because Tetsuro is proud of what he does, so he will tell you about his job

The professional sports world is very interesting and full of entertaining surprises

 And Tetsuro will tell you about what exactly he's working on if you so interest

 And sometimes that includes details that the media hasn't heard quite yet

 So if they got out he could get in huge trouble with his bosses, and potentially get fired

Rule three is also common sense

He just doesn't want to be lied to by you

Of course there are exceptions to this

For example: f he's being pushy and you don't feel comfortable answering honestly 

Or if its a little white lie

But if what your lying about is a big deal and concerns him then well... your relationship would be over

An example of that would be: "Y/N are you selling drugs?" "Pfft, what? No! No way Daddy...heh.." 

So when it comes to big things that he directly asks you about, don't lie

He loves calling you pet names

No matter the time or place he has a cutesy nickname for you

"Hey Teddy Bear, ready for our date?"

"Awe Puppy you look so cute in the outfit I picked out for you."

"Muffin, the car is outside, ready to get going?"

"Snookums! The jet is about to land, so make sure you're ready."

And many, many more.

Yes, he does it in public

All the time in fact

And depending on who you are around he might pull out a dorky one

"My sweet Copper-Tellerium Compound Hinata is here for the mixer." 

His favourite nickname only comes out when you two are alone or around Kenma or Yaku

"β-D-Fructofuranosyl α-D-glucopyranoside, Kenma is coming over, so be on your worst behaviour." 

Your name in his phone is "Dopamine Giver ❤" 

During sex his pet names are more serious

Usually involves and adjective of praise and the word "my" somewhere in there

"You take me so well, my pretty angel."

“My little slut likes when I touch you like this don’t you.”

You get the idea

He keeps it fun though, always offering variety 

Very hesitating when it comes to degradation 

Tetsuro would absolutely do it if you asked him to

But otherwise he wouldn't, he respects you too much to do so

Not much for giving you punishments

He doesn't see the need for it 

Its not like he has any rules for you to break

Huge on funishments

Tease him while at dinner? He'll edge you until you're on the verge of tears

Test his patience by using the 2 magic words: "make me"

Boy will he ever make you

"Angel... do you really want a punishment that badly."

He will spank you until your bottom is nice and red

And its a little uncomfortable for you to sit down

Will absolutely pay for fine lingerie for you

Loves to doll you up just to undress you that night

Buys you so God damn much clothes, shoes, and accessories 

Also toys, he will buy you sex toys

He does call himself Daddy, and expects you to call him that too

On another note, sometimes he takes the "Daddy" thing a bit too far and ends up in the "Dad" territory

Get an acknowledgement or award for something and its a clap on the back and a "Great job Kiddo, I'm proud of you"

Money may have made Tetsuro dress better but he is still a giant dweeb

He does like inviting you over to his place for dinner

Tetsuro will say its because he's cooking that night, and cooking good food for one person is a waste.

Don't be fooled, he wants to spend time with you!

You two will end up watching a movie after dinner

And you'll both be all soft until one of you moves a little too much and well

Guess you'll have to spend the night... 👀

Overall, Kuroo Tetsuro is a pretty damn good sugar daddy

Relaxed, fun, great in bed and very sweet

But he won't cross the line into anything more than just that, a Sugar Daddy

[cherrydreamer]

My entry for Day 22 of the HarringroveApril challenge (And also a little present for @passivenovember who deserves all the cheesy pun award stickers and who I’m sure has already squeed with me over a certain pic of Joe in those yellow overalls AND always has such incredible preschool Steve headcanons) Yellow Steve's overalls are yellow. Bright yellow. And Billy grins as soon as he notices. He’s seen them before, of course. Steve’s pre-school teacher wardrobe still isn’t quite as extensive as his old, preppy one, and he tends to repeat the clothes that his kids like the most. The shirt patterned with dinosaurs, the hideous clown tie that creeps Billy out, the paisley corduroy flares with legs almost wide enough to hide a kid in.

And the old favourites. The overalls.  Steve has a rainbow of them, and the yellow ones are his favourites.

No matter how often they come out, Billy always has to acknowledge it. Always starts humming the Banana Splits theme tune as he hands Steve his breakfast and pours the splash of milk into his coffee. Either that or Mellow Yellow. Billy has range.

But today his singing doesn’t make Steve grin. His fingers aren’t tapping along and he isn’t joining in with the ‘tra-la-la’s. Instead he’s looking sad. A little downcast.

“You never mocked the suits,” he grumbles, licking a stray smear of cream cheese from his thumb.

“I’m not mocking the overalls,” Billy insists. “They’re cute, you’re cute.”

It doesn’t help. If anything, Steve just scowls into his mug, “Yeah, but the suits were hot, right?”

And Billy can’t argue with that. They were. Absolutely. Expensive, designer and perfectly tailored. Tight in all the right places.  And never with a stray ‘Un-Bee-Lievable’ or ‘Snailed It’ critter sticker stuck on the ass.

"Darlin', it was a good suit, and it looked damn good on you. But the suits meant you going to a job you hated. Doing things you hated. You came home so tired and grouchy. You...you kinda lost your spark, sweetheart."

Billy takes hold of Steve’s hand, pulls it gently away from where its fiddling with the strap of his overall and holding it between his own,  “The overalls are dorky as shit, I’m not gonna lie. Hell, most of your clothes now are dorky as shit,” He kisses Steve to lessen the insult, and Steve smiles into it despite himself, “But the kids love them and it makes you so happy to wear them.” Billy watches as Steve’s lips quirk back up into a large, bashful grin and he can’t help but press another kiss to them before he carries on, “Even on the shitty days, the real bad ones, you’re still happier than you ever were at that office. I love it, seeing you so happy.” 

"So..." Billy looks at Steve. Looks at the overalls. The paint splodges, pin badges and patches. The pockets that he knows, by the end of the day, will bulge with tiny plastic dinosaurs and lost hair clips and the special shiny pebbles handed to Mr Harrington with such glee.  He takes in Steve's smile. Big and bright now, despite the early hour and the long day still to come,  “So I love them too. And I love you."

Billy pulls Steve into his arms, leaning up just slightly to press a kiss on his nose, before he smirks, his hands sneaking from Steve's waist to land right on his ass, one palm resting against the cat face patch on the right hand back pocket. He squeezes, fingers pressing right into the soft yellow material and cupping the glorious butt contained within, “Besides,  s'what’s under the overalls that’s the hottest part.” 

[kohihari]

howl’s moving castle is my favorite studio ghibli movie and the only solid reasoning i really have is because i am, a simp.

(im kidding its a beautiful movie)

and so today i will be rating this beautiful man, the blueprint for my longhaired guy with earrings type, on what i’d like to call:

｡+ﾟ.。+。｡+ﾟ.。+。howl’s (who’s) your favorite? ｡+ﾟ.。+｡+ﾟ.。+。。(´ω｀*)

where i tell you my rankings of the different versions of howl, let’s start!

#12 slimy howl

slimy howl is on the bottom of my list because LORD i cannot imagine touching him like that. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?? if this is some sort of version of menstrual cramps to him i just don’t think i could wake up and say good morning sweetie just for him to wake me up with a slimy kiss. sorry.

#11 monster howl

this is the least howl form of howl and i simply do not like it. it represents his humanity being stripped away and shows him as his worst form, the beast that he must turn to the greater his power becomes. he’s the least himself in this form and that’s not good >:( scary to look at but higher ranked than slimy howl because at least his feathers are soft

#10 howl shoyo from haikyuu (omg hes #10 too i didnt even plan that)

karasuno’s best decoy’s entire appearance was only a big mental breakdown over his hair! he’s not ugly or anything but he’s very unhappy in this scene and i get it cuz one time i cut my bangs too short and looked like goshiki from haikyuu mixed with atsushi’s bangs but not cute and i started crying so i understand. unhappy howl is defo not my favorite howl (but he scores higher than slimy and monster because he is at least a human here)

#9 bird centaur howl

THIS MAN LOOKS LIKE HE WAS WEARING A SKIN TIGHT BIRD MASCOT COSTUME AND TOOK OFF THE HEAD. WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT. THE WORST POSSIBLE LOOK FOR ANY HALF HUMAN HALF ANIMAL CREATURE. ITS LIKE YOU SHUFFLED SOME KIND OF SUPERHERO GENERATOR AND GOT THE MOST UNNATURAL LOOKING ONE. HE LOOKS ANGRY. 

#8 werebird howl

oh absolutely NOT. can you IMAGINE having to see the fucking feather things POP OUT OF HIS FACE????? oh good god help me. higher on the list because he looks kinda cool (maybe because it looks like facial hair?)

#7 surprise its howl!

LOOK AT HIM IN HIS LITTLE HAT. he’s all “ayo i gotchu follow my ring its like a little gps oh dont worry about wifi i have data”. he looks like those little nutcracker toys. only complaints is that green is not his color and he looks like a figure of authority and i dont really like figures of authority. still looks really dorky and cute tho! <3

#6 3/4 bird howl

i know what you may be thinking, “what the fuck.” and i understand. why is a bird howl so high on the list? but look at him! he’s not just a bird anymore. this is the thing that represent his loss of humanity, but now he uses that form to protect sophie, which is very empowering if you ask me! for someone who didn’t care about his heart he’s sure got a big one :> look at his little smile!

#5 injured little birdie howl

i know i just talked about his humanity and shit but he. looks. so. sexy. here. i dont wanna fuck a bird, okay. maybe its the jawline. maybe its the way his guard is down. maybe its the vulnerability in his face. maybe i need a therapist. it’s like...”im fighting to be human! its just so difficult....pls take care of me..” i dont know. the earring ties it all together. like he’s injured. and he’s a bird. but like, classy.

#4 haku from spirited away

DISCLAIMER: THIS LIST IS NOT THE ORDER OF ATTRACTIVENESS I FIND THE HOWLS. IT IS SIMPLY MY FAVORITE HOWLS IN ORDER, GENERALLY. I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK HOWL AS A CHILD. I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK A BIRD EITHER.

he’s so cute!!! he wanted to save a shooting star!!! he just didn’t know what would happen okay >:0 he is still so tiny and the little ribbon is so cute he looks like a little villager from animal crossing but guess what he’s actually a wizard! how cool is that!

#3 idol howl

i say idol because howl kind of reminds me of a kpop idol here??? i think it’s cuz he looks very pretty. and maybe his blonde hair is like when kpop idols dye their hair different colors and youre like oh wow that looks nice??? :0 classic howl look, probably the first image people think of when remembering his face! great fashion sense, the shirt, the necklace, his little jacket, the EARRINGS! a very aesthetically pleasing howl. he wouldn’t just take you to a movie on your first date he’d bring you into one <3 the walking in the sky scene is a classic! its beautiful!!! slowdancing with this howl is the dream. (only at #3 because of personal preference, i dont usually simp for blonde characters for some reason) also his character development hasnt happened yet so he’s still pretty selfish (but he’s also still pretty pretty)

#2 princess howl

LISTEN. THIS IS AFTER HIS LITTLE HAIR DYE MENTAL BREAKDOWN. BUT HE IS SO. PRETTY. i cannot EXPLAIN how pretty he is here. the length of his hair is so perfect. and it’s BLACK? oh god. this is such a close #2. he is so pretty. i actually think this look is his prettiest. im sorry i have no more funny commentary because hes actually so pretty. he’s #2 only because. he was acting so spoiled. I MEAN NOT REALLY. he’s just so dramatic but who could say no to THAT?? his earrings..his hair..his EYELASHES? no one looks this good lying down. let me spoil u my baby <333

#1 husband howl!!!!!!!!!

this is a man in love. look at him smile. you could just fall for him on the spot. this man can cook! he is so excited to show u the house he made with his magic!! and he gets you your own FLOWER GARDEN????? did you know flowers have a language i bet all of them are like “eternal love” “endless happiness” or something- well no he’s a wizard i bet all the flowers smell like happiness and sunshine. his shirt tucked in? AWOOGA! god he looks so good in those pants. he is so romantic. he is so genuinely happy. and he doesn’t even realize he’s in love with you!! he just wants you to smile. all the other howls i’d go yes i’ll do the cooking yes i’ll do the cleaning but THIS HOWL? “oh sweetie youre not feeling well? let me cook something for you to heal up, no don’t move, stay right there and rest” this howl is so endlessly cute and perfect and romantic and happy. if there’s something to be learned is that u may be pretty u may be sexy but u look the best when ur happy. oh my god he looks like he smells good too.

and that’s all! i hope you enjoyed (or actually read) 

｡+ﾟ.。+。｡+ﾟ.。+。howl’s (who’s) your favorite? ｡+ﾟ.。+｡+ﾟ.。+。。(´ω｀*)

i hope everyone is well and i hope u liked this little list! any comments or replies are very appreciated because i dont wanna look like a psychopath talking about howl LMAO

[cathyparrlyn]

How did you think the Queens’ love confessions went?

Ahhhhhh okay I love this question so much aksgjwbw time for another small hc post, thank you Anon 😊

Aramour~

For an Aramour love confession? Well genuinely Jane is the most oblivious of the queens, bless Catalina’s patience. It would have to be very, very direct from Lina to work, either that or it would be Jane who confesses. I headcanon Jane as the oblivious and anxious type, so Ithink it would be really cute if she was finally able to work up the nerve to tell Lina she likes her. Jane would expect Lina not to feel the same way and would ask if they could at least still be friends, meanwhile Lina is staring at her dumbfounded while holding up flowers that she was just about to give to Jane. Lina’s thought process is, “wait no, why would I reject you? I literally have been trying to ask you out for five fucking months now and you never picked up on my advances. Please let me date you.” Jane was very surprised and had a very dorky celebration where she basically jumped onto Lina and tackled her into a hug while giggling, and Lina just melts and hugs back because she wanted this for so long. Afterwards there are a plethora of discussions where Jane is like “wait, you liked me and have been trying to ask me out for months?” Its great.

Parrlyn~

Okay, so I tend to write either a bunch of angst or sexually tensed love confessions for parrlyn, but my favorite of all-time would have to be the one I wrote in a roleplay with @boleynhowards (Quick side note: Hi Amy I love you). Basically what happens is that Anne and Cathy obviously have feeling for each other but are both too scared to admit it, but they are then put into a situation where to help Kat they have to distract Jane for a bit of time. In this instance, they decide to lie about wanting to tell her a secret, and in a sense of panic Anne claims that they are fake dating. I know, I know, it seems cliche but don’t roll your eyes yet, it takes a different route. Almost immediately after this confession, Jane congratulated them, especially Anne as she began to openly confess about how Anne had bee gushing to her about her big gay ass crush on Cathy for a month or two now, all while not knowing that this was news to Cathy as her and Anne weren’t together yet. Anne is lowkey panicked while Cathy is ecstatic with this sudden revelation, but then Jane asks Cathy how she knew she liked Anne and Cathy is like “oh fuck.” After a genuine explanation to Jane about how Cathy feels about Anne, Anne gets a vibe that there was some truth to what Cathy had said and they have a private talk where they both confess their mutual feelings for one another. They then become girlfriends and celebrate by making out on the stairway of the house, only to later be interrupted by Kat who fell down the stairs in a race with Anna. Lmao. Genuinely this is like my fave way of how their confession would go, and I love it xx

Katanna~

A Katanna love confession would be one of three things: extremely angsty with mutual crying and pinning amidst a mental break down, super wholesome and soft where one of them finally work up the courage to confess to the other with a whisper while they are cuddling for hours, or finally, and probably the most likely, completely accidental. Like I can see all of these, but the accidental one wil, be the one I’ll go into here. Just, imagine it, it fits perfectly with their characters in my opinion. Anna is a very goofy yet respectful person who seems to put others feelings before her own, I can totally see her walking by and spotting Kat focusing on something she’s passionate about, and Anna will mindlessly mutter “I love you” and Kat will turn around staring wide-eye like “what?” And Anna is just like “fuck.” Or maybe Kat was stressed and broke down a bit and Anna comforted her, giving her lots of cuddles, her hoodie for a Kat to wear, and even a forehead kiss. Kat is all sleepy from the crying so she goes go take a nap, and right when Anna says goodbye so that Kat sleep, Kat half-asleep mumbles “G’night, I love you.” Like, I feel like both of these situations are very possible and would lead to a heartfelt talk where they decide in the end to try things out with a date. Which leads to a million other dates in the future. So yeah, super soft and wholesome, Kat and Anna just love each other so much that it’s second nature to them.

There you go Anon! Thanks again for submitting the ask, I love asks like these! Also sorry for taking a few days to answer this, I kinda had a few mental breakdowns because of school which got in the way of me thinking happy thoughts about these ships lol (I’m fine I promise).

Hope everyone enjoyed these~

[catgrump]

"I Love Your Light": A Danganronpa Theatre AU Fic

I'M BACK, Y'ALL!

Welcome to a NEW Danganronpa Theatre AU fic! This is a completely new timeline, so all relationships from the previous fic are null and void. We're on a clean slate with a new production: Spring Awakening 💜

The Odd Chapters are a Komahina Story and the Even Chapters are a Saimota Story. You don't have to read all chapters if you only want to stick with one ship!

The First Chapters are available to read on AO3. I'm really excited for this one, everyone, and I hope you are, too. This also means I'm gonna get back to requests soon!!!

There are previews of each chapter under the cut!

Hajime

Sitting in this BlackBox theater, feeling the empty air of the space with its fluorescent house lights... I am so incredibly intimidated.

People are slowly arriving and taking seats... all away from me. I mean, yeah, this is my first semester here, but that isn't exactly a pleasant reminder of how alone I feel.

I'm honored that in my first semester after transferring, I've been called back for the first show I auditioned for. I didn't get too much attention at my community college's theatre program, so this is astounding. My anxiety reminds me that this is a student-directed production, though, and for some reason, the anxiety is telling me that makes the achievement less significant. I'm fighting with my thoughts as I watch people whose names I barely know-- and whose faces I barely remember-- mingle and laugh together. They've been friends for months— some probably years— and here I am... isolated.

I clung to my phone, trying to pretend I was occupied when my mind absolutely was not. And every time I glanced up from the screen, a new layer of intimidation was added to my Anxiety Parfait.

Why is everyone in this theatre program hot? There are pretty girls with shiny hair and bright eyes, and gorgeous men with sharp jawlines and alluring smiles... goddammit, my bisexual ass is getting distracted. You're here for callbacks, Hajime, you don't need to worry about that right now.

Speaking of hot people: a tall guy with a striking pastel green hair color wearing jewel tones and holding stacks of papers walked in, followed by a girl with short dark hair with boxy clothes and chunky boots, also holding papers. The guy spoke first, very loosely, yet matter-of-fact, "Alright, everyone, settle down," and like magic, everyone's attention was on him, "For those of you who don't know," I heard laughter in the crowd. Am I really the only one? "I'm Rantaro, and this is Mukuro; we're co-stage managing Spring Awakening. Congrats on your callbacks! We're just waiting on Nekomaru; he'll be here soon."

"He's a little... preoccupied," Mukuro added, "But we're gonna start handing out the sides now, so um, when you hear your name, come on down. Pay attention to the side numbers you have and who he wants you to read for."

This is a way for me to try and learn names a bit better. I have classes with these people and I still don't really know their names. "Hajime?" Oh, never mind. Fuck, I'm first. Fuck, people have to perceive me. Mukuro looked up expectantly and I got up from my chair, feeling stiff in all of my joints and sensing eyes watching and staring at the New Kid. Mukuro continued as I headed toward them, "You're gonna be reading for both."

I took the paper from her hand, quietly thanking her as I headed back to my seat. I glanced at the side in my hands and noted the names. Melchior and Moritz. Oh shit. Really? Me?

Kaito

"Oh," was what first came out of my mouth.

"Oh? Dude this is awesome; we're gonna be in another show together," Leon chuckled through his words

"It just," I paused, trying to figure out my words, "It wasn't what I was expecting."

When I read my sides for Hanschen during the callbacks, I didn't take it as seriously as I took my sides for Melchior. I knew he was the lead and I liked his music, from what I heard. I was kind of just... goofing off when I read for Hanschen. And I got it. But I don't want to seem... I don't know, ungrateful? So I said, "I wasn't expecting the new guy to get a lead."

"I mean, he was good," Leon said, and I knew he was right. I saw him read, just like Leon did. He continued, "Yeah, I'm a little disappointed to get Featured Ensemble again, but like, it's another opportunity, right?"

That's fair. Leon and I have 'competed' for the same types of roles since our first semester, and he, unfortunately, gets the short ends of the sticks. "But you kick ass in literally every role you get, dude," I tried to reassure him

"Thanks, man," He smiled, then laughed when he changed the subject, as my phone vibrated with another Snap from Shuichi, "I'm a little jealous of you, to be honest. You get to kiss Shuichi; he's cute as hell."

While he was talking, I had opened up Snapchat and was looking at a selfie of Shuichi with the caption "Congrats 😊" over his soft smile and dorky thumbs-up, followed by another Snap of him making an exaggerated embarrassed face where he hid his mouth with his polished black fingernails, with the text "check your email if you haven't already oops 😳"

"You get to kiss Shuichi; he's cute as hell" rang through my mind again. I remembered auditions when Nekomaru asked, "Are you comfortable with participating in intimacy choreography with an actor of the same sex?"

At the time, I answered "yes", assuming it wouldn't be me. Like, I assumed it wouldn't be an issue for me specifically, so I just kinda went along with it, wanting to seem agreeable, but now that this is a reality I personally have to face... it shouldn't be that big of a deal, right? Shuichi's chill; it shouldn't be too weird, right?

So why is my stomach suddenly aching when I see a third Snap from him? Why, when I open it and see another embarrassed face where he's looking at the camera with the text "I'm sorry if I ruined it!!!!", I feel my palm sweat against my phone case?

I don't kiss guys offstage and I've never had to kiss anyone onstage, so I must be nervous about that. That's gotta be it.

[jrueships]

I don’t want to judge…. but are you trying to tell us that your newest ship is…. Rolo??? …. and…. KRIS DUNN????

LiSTEN- LIStEN. OKAY-

aLSO WHY DO U SOUND MORE SURPRISED ABOUT DUN THAN KRIS HeLP??????? IM KIDDIN OF COURSE BUT LIKE- OKAY- listEN. it's not like- FINAL final (none of my insane rarepairs are of course like if marcus gets a fr on same team bf I won't be upset LOL all my rarepairs are just basically 'i like this player and this player so... what if.. boyfriends??') But LIKE... im still... CONSIDERING... CLOSELY- ... tho kris and lauri sounds cute too ngl their finnish speaking video (that had Greek music in the bg...) was funny!!

But i just think that

THIS is VERY interesting to me... and im always a sucker for more height difference relationships .... the way Kris doesn't even try stepping AWAY from Robin to smack trae??? He smacks him like he's hiding behind rolo???? Almost like a little kid cowering behind a teacher and only feeling confident enough to hold up a middle finger to his bully because he's got the teacher on his side now??? And the way rolo instantly wraps an arm around kris???????? ITS CUTE LISTEN.LISTEN-

But like??? Personality-wise (the main reason behind my rarepair madness) .. i just REALLY like two stubborn people in a relationship constantly trying to prove the other soft and then inadvertently falling in love with each other because of it.

I'm no astrology ho but APPARENTLY rolo's zodiac is Aries sun LIBRA moon like WOW. So he's like.. I DUNNO... baby... He's a team player but he also wants independence??? So he WANTS to be Different and stand out but hes just so Kind and complementary that he can't help But just fall in the flow??? Which he doesn't really want???? Which makes sense! He wants to be this big scary weird.. caveman and some THINK he is on the surface but really he's just a Disney loving NERD who LOVES superheroes!!!

And Kris is like.. Basically he's kinda eccentric and self-absorbed not in a prideful sense but he's just in his head alot ??? His personality can go from rigid and prickly to charming and open in like. A second. He's just weird like in the picture??? He'll high-five lopez and then remember that trae kinda elbowed him and just go attack mode without thinking twice ??? and it's surprising and that one action makes people think he's just some hot-tempered aggravator but two seconds later he's chill again???

IDK they're both so INTERESTING to me .. I feel like they both can help each other a lot ??? With their personalities ????? but in a fun to write way LOL. Dunn probably challenges rolo's tough guyness a lot; consequently, helping to bring out more of Rolo's soft side. And Rolo can understand Dunn's shifting nature, but also help keep him grounded a bit and out of trouble ?? BUT THEY DO IT THRU LIKE.. arguing and teasing and butting heads a bit because they both kinda pride themselves on being 'fierce'... and then later they resolve things and talk about them.... IDK IDK THIS MAKES SENSE TO ME IN MY HEAD- i KNOW rolo is... kinda ugly and Dunn is essentially 'dunn' (done) in the nba BUT LIKE. LISTEN- THEY THEM... GAY IDIOTS WHO CALL EACH OTHER IDIOTS BUT KNOW THE OTHER IS ACTUALLY REALLY SMART AND IS WILLING TO VOUCH TO THAT FACT ????? LISTENLISTEN.... there is just something ABOUT unexpected relationships ..... that goes BEYOND 'this one is nice and this once is not' like their relationship is COMPLICATED and WEIRD and they don't really know HOW or WHEN it started but it started and they just can't get off it !!!!!!

AND JUST IMAGINE THEM GOING ON A DISNEYLAND DATE ???? THEM B O T H TRYING TO SPIN THE HINGES OFF THE TEACUP RIDE ????? rolo convincing kris to lightsaber fight with him?? Dunn originally being like 'ugh this is so dorky dude' but it's only a short sigh to keep his dignity and he can't help But be charmed by rolo's infectious excitement AND by his OWN excitement ?? so they DUEL and it starts playful until dunn smacks rolo a little Too hard on the arm and then it gets SERIOUS. Idk they probably end up getting kicked out for scaring the children lol. Dunn has bruises and rolo has bloodied scratches. No more lightsaber fighting today :(

Rolo wants to buy a life sized stupid.. expensive soemthin idk like thanos cardboard cut out which Dunn says no to. Then Dunn goes and buys a ton of expensive ass weird candy so rolo rebels and buys the cardboard cut out anyways lol. When they get to the tram train whatever way home, rolo sleeps on dunn's lap using the thanos cutout as a blanket. Dunn keeps waking him up and giving him a concussion because he won't stop bouncing his leg tho from the sugar high. OVERALL... the date is went. It went. Yeah

[imgoingtohellsofuckit]

Christmas Cookies

Spencer Reid x Reader 

Warnings - uh none? 

summary - Reader tries to convince Spencer that christmas isn’t all that bad

Spencer was all about Halloween. The costumes, the decorations. He loved every single part of the holiday. He was having the most fun on Halloween enjoying his traditions. However, like most Halloween people he didn't exactly love Christmas. And his girlfriend is more than happy to help change his mind about the holiday.

"Isn't this all a bit much?" Spencer asks as you balance yourself on one of the dining room chairs to try and hang the stockings. "I mean it's just gonna be us."

"That doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves," You tell him. She smiles lightly as she steps off the chair to look over your work. "Alright, do you like it?" He smiles lightly.

"Yeah- you do know there are no written records of the origin of the Christmas Stocking?" He tells you. A dorky smile across his face. "people have tried to write the legend or match stories up to explain the lore- the most accepted one is about St. Nicholas wanting to help a poor family but because the father was so stubborn he couldn't just hand over anything to help. So he dropped gold into stockings that were hung by the fireplace to dry." You nod along to the words. Enjoying the fun fact.

"And now they are normalized for most countries," You add, "well- do you like these? The embroidery kinda got a little sloppy." Spencer gives you a soft comforting smile.

"I love them," He assures you. You nod lightly. Moving back to the tub of decorations. It was mostly leftovers of things that just didn't fit with everything else. "It's very winter wonderland in here."

"I love it," You smile, "alright I'm gonna start making cookies- which do you prefer chocolate chip or sugar cookies?"

"Sugar Cookies are more seasonal," Spencer starts, "am I supposed to be helping you?"

"Yes spencer," You tell him. He chuckles. You move to take his hand. Pulling him along to the kitchen. He groans slightly. Once in the kitchen, the two of you start pulling the ingredients out of the pantry. These were clearly your addition to the household. Spencer maybe cooked a handful of times and year and he baked even less than that. So when you moved in you filled the shelves with things to make it almost seem like the people in the house take care of themselves. You both set everything on the counter. "Alright let's do chocolate chip first- they are easier to make anyways."

"Who decided that?"

"Me- why Spence are you gonna argue it?"

"No no just wondering," He says as he pulls down the mixing bowl, "this thing hasn't been touched since my birthday."

"Is that your way of saying you want me to bake more?"

"I mean I wouldn't be opposed," He says chuckling lightly, "it's always a good time for cookies made from scratch." You nod as you grab the measuring cups. "I mean if it isn't too hard."

"Maybe I'll make more but only because you're cute," You say as you pull his hands into yours, "and I love seeing that smile." He chuckles lightly. You move to pull him into a quick kiss. After you break the kiss you move to start measuring out the flour. "Do you have something else you want? Maybe something to take to work with you?"

"We work together-"

"I know that but you travel- I just sit with Garcia," You tell him, "if you don't want any that's fine I just figured I'd offer-"

"No no- I want some," He assures you, "maybe those pumpkin cookies? I know you only really make them around Halloween." You nod lightly. "But they are my favorite."

"Pumpkin cookies it is," You tell him pouring the sugar in, "but I'm sending you with Peppermint candies. You'll have something festive." He chuckles. "I'll make you like this holiday damn it."

"By buttering me up with sweets?"

"If that's what it takes," You say at once, "can you hand me the chocolate chips?" He moves to hand them over. You add them into the bowl then hand it over to Spencer to stir. He takes it and moves.

"I don't know why you always give this to me it's not like I'm any stronger than you," Spencer says as he starts to stir the dough, "it's counterproductive."

"It's busywork," You tell him, "when you do stuff like this I get to hear you talk and I love listening to you talk." He smiles lightly. "So pretty boy tell me some more facts?"

"Alright- Modern Christmas cookies can trace their history to recipes from Medieval Europe biscuits that's when many modern ingredients such as cinnamon, ginger, black pepper, almonds, and dried fruit were introduced into the west," Spencer starts, "the 16th century they were popular around Europe. Each country tended to have one traditional biscuit. For Germany, it was called that Lebkuchen. It's mainly made from honey-"

"Oh speak more Germany to me, love," You say with a bright smile.

"Oh you're testing my knowledge," He says running through his thoughts to remember the translation. "Ich denke, du bist so schön." You smile. Not knowing what the words mean but just knowing that you love watching Spencer like this. Watching him show off how smart he is. Other people thought he was a show-off when he did this. You always loved watching him use that big brain of his. "Wanna know what it means?"

"Hmm depends."

"On?"

"If I'll think it was more romantic when I couldn't tell what you were saying," You tell him.

"I said that I think you are so beautiful," He tells you. You smile at the words.

"Thank you, Spencer- but that sounds like you're trying to score," You chuckle. A cocky grin covers his expression. You move to pull him closer to you. Tucking a strand of his hair behind his ear. "Is that what you want? To get in my pants, pretty boy?"

"Well, I'm never opposed-"

You chuckle loudly. Turning back to start placing the cookies on the baking trap.

"Think you can take over this part?" You ask him. He nods. Lining the trap along with the balls of cookie dough while you start on his pumpkin cookies. "can you hand me the flour Spence?" He moves handing over the bag. You give him a quick mischievous smirk as you grab a pinch full of flour and toss it at him.

"Really?!" He asks at once, "and you call me a child."

"You look so pretty- even covered in flour," You chuckle.

"Hmm let's see if that works both ways," Spencer says. He moves to grab a whole fistful of flour and tosses it over at you. You chuckle in a slight offense as you attempt to wipe off the flour from your clothes. "Beautiful even covered in flour." You roll your eyes lightly as you move to dump the cup of flour into the second mixing bowl. "You wanted my help love."

"Oh, I'm enjoying this," You tell him, "you having holiday fun. Absolutely amazing." He chuckles lightly. "wanna get those in the oven?"

"Sure," He says. He places the tray into the oven. Moving to set the timer. He turns back to see you working on getting his pumpkin cookies together. "I'll wash the bowl so we can work on the sugar cookies next."

"Doing the dishes- wow Spencer that is seriously hot."

"I do the dishes!"

"I never said you didn't- but by the way, I do them way more than you do," You say as you stir the dough, "you think the waters gross so you whine-"

"I wasn't whining-"

You nod lightly. Moving to cute the cookies into the shape of sweaters. Hoping to add some festive flair to them. Spencer moves placing the now clean mixing bowl onto the counter. He starts on the sugar cookie batter.

"Sweaters huh?" He asks.

"Like little Christmas sweaters- or your little sweaters," You tease. He nods. A light smile across his face. "I assume you remember the recipe?"

"Even if I didn't have an eidetic memory with how many of these we had to make last year I don't know how I could forget," He says as he moves through the recipe. You chuckle lightly.

"Hey all of our coworkers loved it," You point out. He nods lightly.

Last year the two of you made about 10 batches to hand out around work. It made your coworkers day. Plenty of smiles and laughs with the baked goods.

"Besides stuff like this means I get to spend more time with you," You smile.

"Always a good thing," He says moving to start stirring the batter, "why haven't we got a mixer yet?"

"Because I asked you for a mixer for Christmas," You chuckle lightly, "besides we always forget how much we want one until we bake anything which is only on birthdays and holidays."

"Okay well- I'm going to make sure that you get your stand mixer," He chuckles, "mostly because I hate all of the mixing." You laugh loudly. "But also because I love you." You roll your eyes playfully as he sets down the ball of dough. He moves to roll it out to cut out the shapes as you set the second batch of cookies in the oven. "Do you want more facts about Christmas cookies?"

"How dare you even ask- of course, I want more Christmas cookie facts," You say as you turn to Spencer. He laughs lightly. Always excited to share is knowledge. Especially when someone wants to know. Even more so when someone as beautiful as you asked.

"Gingerbread originated in the Crusades and was originally made using breadcrumbs, boiled with honey and seasoned heavily with spices," He starts, "It was pressed onto cookie boards which then was nothing more than carved slabs of wood with religious designs and dried. People were said to only be allowed to make the cookies themselves around the holidays because the rest of the year laws restricted its baking to guildsman."

"Guildsman?" You ask, "hmm well I guess that's one way to protect jobs. And cookie boards- kinda like cookie cutters."

"Yeah, that's how it evolved," Spencer tells you, "cool right?"

"Very," You tell him, "God I love that big brain of yours. Seriously Spencer." He gives you a big smile. You move cupping his cheeks.

"You love my brain?"

"I love all of you," You tell him, "but I adore your brain. I love listening to you talk."

"I knew you were perfect," He teases. You laugh lightly as you move into his arms. He wraps them around you tightly. "I love you so much."

"I love you too Spence," You tell him. He moves to tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear.

"Du bist die Liebe meines Lebens," He says softly.

"Mm, what does that mean?"

"You are the love of my life," He says quietly. You smile moving to pull him into a soft kiss. His hands fall to your waist. Placing them carefully. Making sure not to move them without permission. Your hands tangle in his hair. Pulling him into an eager kiss. He moves backing you up against the counter. Careful not to be too forceful that he hurts you. Still, he takes the chance to deepen the kiss.

You move back at once as the timer blares. You move to grab the cookies from the oven at once then shoves the other tray inside. Spencer helps set them on the cooling racks. Y/n chuckles as he yanks his hand back.

"Spencer, you okay?"

"Yeah the cookies are hot- you think I would have known that." You both chuckle lightly. He smiles. "I've got another cookie fact-"

"Oh well, please share my love," You tell him.

"Another place in history where we see the cookie shapes being significant for the holidays is in colonial areas where the Church of England was influential. They call it mumming Christmas stories were acted out and food was used to help depict the stories," He explains, "am i boring you?"

"Not at all," You reply as you watch him carefully.

"Alright well in the 1800s, Pennsylvania Dutch children created large cutout cookies as window decorations now they were made with tin cutters and shaped like people, elaborately decorated with icing the closest to gingerbread men since they weren't religious,"  Spencer explains.

"We should make gingerbread men then," You tell him, "go traditional... Spencer, we could make gingerbread cookies of ourselves!" He chuckles lightly.

"That's dorky-"

"You're calling me dorky?" You ask him, "really? Are you kidding me?"

"It's dorky!"

"You break my heart," You tell him, "we could make gingerbread people for all of our friends. Tell me that wouldn't be adorable."

"Yes it would be cute but I don't even think we have the supplies for gingerbread cookies-"

You look to him pouting lightly. He sighs.

"I'll run to the store," Spencer gives in.

"Thank you, baby," You say brightly.

He's quick about getting to the store. Working through the aisles quickly to gather everything his girlfriend needs.

"No Penelope he's at the store," You tell the blonde on the other line, "gathering cookie ingredients."

"Oh baker Reid," She starts, "awe I love when you two bake. You always get such cute pictures."

"And it's so nice to spend time with him," You tell her, "normally we get days like this every couple of months at best... I'm waiting for JJ or Hotch to call me and ruin my fun."

"Don't speak it into existence," Penelope says, "Kevin is on his way over with a bottle of wine and a good time- and if I lose that I might go berserk." You laugh lightly as you place the sugar cookies on the cooling rack. Before turning back to the homemade icing. "I need a night in my prince's arms."

"Tell me about it," You chuckle, "Between the cases and Spencer almost dying every other week I really need this time with him. Even if it's just us making cookies." Penelope chuckles.

"Don't you dare tell me there won't be more," She teases.

"I don't know for sure," You say honestly, "depends on if Hotch lets me have my boyfriend for the night." She laughs lightly. You could hear the door open. Spencer calls to let you know he's home. "That's him Pen."

"Oh please give me all the juicy details on our Doctor Reid later!"

"Bye Pen-"

"Bye Y/n!"

You hang the phone up and move to toss it onto the counter. Spencer hands over the bags.

"Who was that?"

"Garcia," You tell him, "she was asking me to share some juicy details about our sex lives."

"People actually talk about that stuff?" He asks clearly a little embarrassed.

"I mean yeah," You chuckle, "I don't tell her everything if you are worried about that."

"No, I'm not worried about it-" He's starting to get flustered. You take his hand gently. He sighs. "Did you tell all the girls at work?"

"Just Penelope," You tell him, "and it's only small things. Like romantic gestures. I try not to say anything that I know you wouldn't want me to." He nods lightly. "Now wanna start making the cookies while I get your pumpkin cookies iced."

"Of course Malady," He says brightly. You move carefully icing the cookies as he starts on the cookies.

"You never told me what you want for Christmas," You point out.

"I want a whole day just the two of us," Spencer tells you.

"That is out of my hands," You tell him, "but I'll try my best to make it work." He nods lightly. "Anything else you want?"

"Uh- books," He tells you.

"Books? Any book?"

"No - I'll make a list," He says at once. You nod turning back to the cookies. "Anything you want that isn't the mixer?"

"Your love."

"You already have that," He chuckles. You turn to finish icing the cookies before starting on the sugar cookies. Spencer watches you carefully as he works on the gingerbread cookies. "Come on you have to want something else."

"I want you to take me to go look at Christmas lights," You tell him. He smiles lightly.

"I can do that," Spencer tells you.

"I knew I picked you for a reason," You say brightly. He moves setting the dough on the counter so you both can cut out the shapes. After you get them cut out he tosses them in the oven. You look over to him eagerly.

"What?"

"You're so handsome," You say brightly, "and I love you." He chuckles lightly. You take his hand carefully. "Christmas movies?"

"Depends... Which one?"

"Hmm, Polar Express?"

"Perfect," He says softly. You move to pull him along to the living room. He gets the movie set up as you climb onto the couch excitedly. Wrapping your arms around him the second he lays back down. You move resting your head on his chest. Feeling the rise and fall of his chest. As you keep your eyes on the movie Spencer gently plays with your hair. "You're beautiful."

"Thank you, love," You say softly. He moves pulling you closer to him.

"You know if we get to be like this then maybe I'll start to like Christmas," Spencer starts.

"Oh we can be like this all the time for Christmas," You tell him, "even better- we can have matching pajamas."

"Matching pajamas?"

You stand moving to the bedroom. Digging through the bags until you pull out matching pajama sets.

"I was going to wait until Christmas eve to get these out but I think we can manage getting them now," You say as you toss a set over to him, "you like them?"

"I love them," He says.

"Perfect because I told JJ we'd wear them to her Christmas party," You chuckle.

"Pajamas?"

"Her and Will are wearing their own matching PJs," You tell him, "it's just a cute thing... We don't have to."

"No no I like it," Spencer tells you. You aren't convinced he's telling the truth but you don't mind. This stuff is more your speed anyway.

"Well then let's get them on," You tell him. He nods. moving to pull off his sweater and replace it with the red Christmas top. You smirk slightly as you look over him. "You're so pretty."

"You always call me pretty," Spencer says as you toss away your top.

"Because you're pretty," You shrug, "sorry love." You move pulling on the pants. Spencer adjusts his slightly. You were a little worried it wouldn't fit right considering how tall and lanky the bastard is. "Please tell me that fits. They didn't have anything that was longer the wasn't also bigger and I didn't want it falling off of you."

"It fits fine," Spencer assures you. You move to take his hand carefully. He smiles widely.  

"Come on we have to get the cookies," You tell him. He nods as you lead him out to the kitchen. Spending the rest of your night baking and watching holiday movies.

Spencer was sure that as long as you were by his side he'd give the holiday a chance.

[stargazer-balladeer]

Alrighty, Xiao being that sweet misunderstood emo boi thats hot and mysterious trope has me quaking. Like, you hardly see him in class or when you do, he's always quietly doing his work. The first in class, like stupid early or you'll catch him after school hours talking to Zhongli or doing a sport or something. This cliche fits him so well! I love it so much. Probably even gets bullied. Called a "freak" or something like that. Doesn't want to hurt his classmates but will if they try to hurt him. Xiao couldn't care less about their words. Like, can you imagine getting close to him and Xiao ask you to go to a therapy session with him? TT.TT touching moment. Honestly feeling like Xiao would have a brutal GLOW UP! through high school, he gets pretty ignored but the last year of high school HE'S BEAUTIFUL. HIS VOICE IS DEEPER AND HIS FASHION IS ON POINT. BODY: FIT AND TONED still short but he OWNS IT! Smiles a bit more and oh my!!! When he SMILES! accidentally follows mc like a puppy around school. Everyone wants Xiao now. Like move!!! I was here before the glow up! He's still cold but soft for mc and you have no idea how many people want to be in your place. Don't even get me started with College Xiao. Popular as ever without trying. (Like irl) Probably leads to the tattooist AU that Xiao has going on. Why does Xiao seem like the head pat kinda guy? You do something cute or dorky, he's giving out headpats. Make him upset by asking obvious questions or talking bad about yourself? He'll flick your forehead. And it STINGS! (Another popular Xiao hc I've seen around. It fits) I guessing in the modern au Xiao has daddy issues and that's why he's so close to Zhongli. Probably, doesn't want to introduce you to his family cuz problems! Modern au or not: arguments with Xiao ARE NOT FUN! Just pain and tears. WOULD for sure, push mc away sometimes and its random. Maybe when he's feeling more depressed. He'll let his phone ring and become a recluse towards mc as well. Until they decide to just pop up at his house, but he may or may not have an attitude about that. Protective AF of MC. Never said "we're dating but were dating couple " even if you two aren't aware of it. Sorry, but I just can't picture a first kiss with him, without tragedy first. Oop-! Like. A failed attempt to protect mc from creeps. Xiao gets his butt beat for you. Or maybe he's emotional from something scary that happened to him and Xiao spills his feelings on spot because he wants you to know how he really feels.

Yeah can you tell that I love this AU?! lol I'm a sucker for it. Good night! Oh yeah I'm simping for sure!

This reminds me of the dramas i’ve been watching lately 😂😂

But this is so cute 🥺🥺

[drabblily]

“Wish I Were...”

Pairing: Midoriya Izuku x Reader

Warnings: Angst, Unrequited Love

Word Count: 2.1k

Synopsis: Y/N can’t help but wish she were the girl who managed to capture her crush’s heart. Based on Conan Gray’s “Heather”

You shivered, rubbing your arms up and down slightly. You were in a rush this morning, trying to get out of your dorm as quick as possible to make sure you weren’t late for class since no one thought to wake you up. Of course, you forgot to bring a jacket of sorts in the rush.

When you realized you forgot your jacket, you brushed it off. Sure, it was December, of course it was cold, but you didn’t think that it would be this cold! And to top it off, the universe decided to make it start snowing today as well. Just your luck.

Luckily, half the day seemed to pass by in a blur, classes seemingly going by pretty quick if someone were to ask you. Now it was lunch period, and you sighed in relief, praying to some sort of God that Lunch Rush had prepared something warm for the students. Of course, you could’ve asked your friend Todoroki to heat you up, but you know how much he despised using his father’s quirk, so that was off the table.

As you packed your things to start heading to the cafeteria, you and your best friend with green hair struck up a conversation.

“Hey Izuku,” you smiled softly at him, “you don’t happen to have some hand warmers, do you? It’s freezing today and I forgot to bring some warmth with me.” You chuckled nervously as you zipped up your bag of textbooks.

Midoriya smiled, scratching the back of his neck in embarrassment, “Sorry, L/N…I didn’t bring any with me either.” Before you could remind him to call you by your first name, he clasped his hands together loudly, as if he remembered something, “Ah! But I have an extra sweater with me…I accidentally grabbed two today since they were on top of each other. You can use that one!”

Immediately he opened his large backpack, pulling out a large sweater that had hints of All Might’s designs on it. Such as the hoodie having two long yellow ears, resembling the former #1’s iconic hair. “Oh…haha…Sorry, it’s this one, its kind of dorky, you don’t have to—”

“No no!” You cut him off once you realized what he was trying to say, “I think its cute! Thank you, Izuku!”

Your classmate blushed at your words, waving you off in a flustered manner, stammering over his words.

You chuckled under your breath before you pulled his sweater over your head, the polyester material falling down just before your skirt stopped at. Unconsciously, you inhaled the pretty citrus scent that you’ve come to recognize as Midoriya’s. You felt butterflies in your tummy from it, feeling at home in his scent and clothing. Snapping out of it, you grinned at him, “See, it looks great, right? Thank you~”

I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater

Midoriya laughed, fiddling his fingers together, jokingly he spoke, “It looks better on you than me, actually.”

You said it looked better on me than it did you

Suddenly, you didn’t feel so cold. Heat exploded all over you, especially your face, a warm tingly feeling spreading throughout your body, your eyes inspecting his face in adoration and silence.

Only if you knew how much I liked you

You watched as he opened his beautiful emerald eyes, snapping not to you but to the person behind you. Your ears instantly perked up when you heard his breath hitch.

You turned around, curiously, to see who it was. You stood next to Midoriya, your heart dropping to your stomach when you realized those pretty eyes of his were following a certain beautiful brunette, Ochaco Uraraka. Your eyes looked to his, noticing how he looked at the girl with such love in his eyes, something he never showed you.

But I watch your eyes as she walks by

Inhaling a deep breath, you nudged his shoulders teasingly, capturing his attention for a short second before he glanced back to her.

“Hey, what a sight for sore eyes, right?”

Almost instantly he replied, breathlessly, “Brighter than the blue sky…”

Shakily breathing, you bit your lip to stop your tears, forcing a smile to your face before standing in front of him, getting his full attention now, “She’s got you mesmerized! You should just confess to her already; she totally likes you back!”

Midoriya flushed, putting his face between his hands and groaning, “Stop it Y/N…it’s embarrassing for me!! Let’s go to the cafeteria already…”

While I die…

--

It seems like your best friend took your advice. About a week or so later, Midoriya Izuku decided to confess to his crush. Surprise surprise, she liked him back, just like you said she did. Their relationship became the pinnacle of teasing from both the boys and girls in class, mostly cute comments from the females and dirty ones from the boys—those made Deku blush brighter than Kirishima’s hair, you swear.

You talked to them both after class, eyebrows slightly furrowed as you tried—and successfully as they didn’t notice—to keep your sadness down and your grin up, “You guys are so cute together, oh my gosh! I’m so glad I convinced this dork to finally fess up his feelings for you, you guys make such a power couple.”

Uraraka’s cheeks became pinker, leaning against Deku cutely, rambling her gratitude to you because she also liked him and sorts. You looked towards the green boy, his soft smile directed towards you, his mannerisms showing his thanks.

You watched as he grabbed her hand and pulled it up to his lips, giving it a small kiss before his mouth turned into a frown, “Your hands are freezing, Ochaco!”

You felt like you couldn’t breathe.

Why won’t you ever kiss me?

She giggled, her bright smile brightening up the room, “It’s alright, Deku-kun. I’m practically invincible to the cold, plus all my jacket were dirty so I couldn’t really use them...” With her free hand, she touched her own face as if to show she was ‘invincible’ like she said.

Your lips pressed into a fine line. Why did she have to be so pretty? Beautiful big chocolate brown eyes that stared up at him, a gorgeous face structure, and such a kind smile. Self-consciously, you brought your own hand up to your face, faintly running your fingers across your cheeks.

I’m not even half as pretty

Immediately hearing her words, Midoriya took his hand away, pulling that same jacket he gave you the other day out and tugging onto her, “I don’t want you to get sick, love.” He murmured to himself under his breath. His eyes widened and face became red once he noticed how cute she looked in his stupid All Might sweater. The stupid All Might sweater that you loved, which wasn’t yours, you remind yourself.

You gave her your sweater

Uraraka touched the material, “It’s so soft and cute!! Thank you Deku-kun!” She kissed his cheek, playing with the sleeves of the sweater.

It’s just polyester, you told yourself. No need to get so worked up, Y/N, a part of your brain told you. Midoriya grinned shyly, saying it was no problem.

But you like her better…wish I were Heather

“I think I’m gonna skip lunch today, you two! I feel a bit nauseous, I think it might’ve been something I ate for breakfast or something…” You smoothly lied, “But you guys should go soon, all the classes are going to steal the good stuff! I think I’ll just head to the nurse; you know?”

Deku looked to you worriedly, “Do you want me to go with you? What if something happens on the way?”

You waved Izuku off nonchalantly, “Nah, I can go by myself. Just go, go!” You nudged them both from your seat.

They laughed with you, their voices melding together like a perfect symphony making you feel choked up. Uraraka stood first, “I hope you feel better Y/N! I’ll make sure to save you a snack for later!” The brunette then grabbed her boyfriend’s hand, tugging him up.

Watch as she stands with her holding your hand

Midoriya threw you a smile before turning towards his girlfriend, wrapping his arm around her shoulder, saying how he wants her to be as warm as possible to not get sick. You felt cold again, a freezing sensation burning your skin.

Put your arm ‘round her shoulder, now I’m getting colder

They neared the door, Uraraka smiling at you oh so kindly once more, wishing you well.

But how could I hate her? She’s such an angel

Her innocent smile made you dig your nails into your palm, you felt so guilty for thinking about the nasty things you thought of her. She didn’t deserve it…

But then again, kinda wish she were dead

Once they left the room, you put your head between your arms, tears falling down your cheeks as you bit your lip to keep in your sobs so no one could hear you.

As she walks by, what a sight for sore eyes…

You tightened your grip on your arms, silently sobbing harder as you remembered his praise on her everytime he talked about her as if she were his queen.

Brighter than the blue sky

You hated how he could never look at you the way she looked at him. You hated her for being his love. You hated him for not ever noticing your massive crush on him and not choosing you instead. Most of all, you hated yourself. You couldn’t help but be full of regret and sorrow, were you not good enough for Midoriya Izuku?

She’s got you mesmerized while I die

What made it worse was that you couldn’t help imagine yourself in his arms still. How it would be if he were the one kissing you.

Why wont you ever kiss me?

How it would be if he were the one praising you instead of her.

I’m not even half as pretty…

How it would be to be in his sweater again.

You gave her your sweater

That stupid, dorky, cute, All Might sweater of his. That smelled like citrus and felt like silk, felt like him.

It’s just polyester

His words from that day flooded your mind, how he said you looked better in it than he did. Was that true? Or were you foolish enough that you would take it to your silly fragile heart?

But you like her better

You stood up, realizing that anybody could walk in, with tears streaming down your face—youd hate for your teacher to see you like this…so pathetic for a future pro hero.

Grabbing your bag and phone, you rushed out of the classroom, running for the dorms, your mind racing with thoughts of them together, breaking your heart more and more into sharp pieces that stabbed at your lungs, making you breathless as you ran.

I wish I were heather…

You pushed through the school doors, feeling heavy as you ran faster to the dormitory.

Wish I were heather…

You reached the dorms, immediately running through the empty place, looking for your room in a haze. Finally finding it, you slammed your door open, walking in and slamming it shut.

Wish I were heather…

You slid down your door, your arms wrapping around your knees in a desperate attempt to just swallow yourself whole. Your sobs came out loud and broken, your entire body shaking.

“Why won’t you ever kiss me?” You asked to the void, voicing your thoughts of the green-eyed boy to the universe.

Pathetically, you tried wiping your tears away, only for more to flood out. You couldn’t help but think of Uraraka. You doubt that even when crying, she still looked like such an angel.

“I’m not even half as pretty!” At this point you were hyperventilating, you clutched your chest, trying to calm your racing heart. This felt like death. You weren’t even in a relationship with Izuku, yet this felt like a breakup. Like heartbreak. And it hurt, so much.

You gave her your sweater…

“It’s just polyester!!” You tried reasoning with your mind, trying to alleviate the pain. It was just a sweater, so why did it hurt so much when you saw him wrap it around her, with so much concern and love in his eyes…?

But you like her better…

“Wish I were…” Your sobs broke off your sentence, not daring to finish it, not daring to say her name. The name of the girl who captured the heart of the boy you loved…