#its So new england and i think thats why i like it?

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

thought about my favorite painters works again <33

[lake-cosay]

new headcanon that one of their favorite ways of spending time together is trying need and weird foods

jesse loves food, he loves weird stuff, lake presumably loves doing dumb shit for fun, and they get to experience all the foods they never had on the train

they get each other weird foreign snacks, lake introduces him to midwestern food, jesse gets lake to try apache recipes

[housepartyprotocol]

Mystery man

Logan Sargeant x Piastri!Reader

summary: Oscar's sister has a mystery man

(a/n: its short and sweet, its not my favourite but I'm getting back in)

Masterlist / TipJar

ynpiastri

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ynpiastri Alexa play a generic song about loving your hometown

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oscarpiastri omg you went back home, why did you tell me

ynpiastri why would I tell you, you don’t live here … hattiepiastri She told me ynpiastri Yeah because you live here! oscarpiastri woww hattiepiastri move home , England doesn’t love you like we love you

yourbsf I ask you one question about mystery man and you fly across the world away from me

ynpiastri the motherland was calling me yourbsf you ran hattiepiastri myster man ?? ynpiastri oops sorry on a plane home again

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri To monaco thank you for a P2. To my sister thank you for spending the entire weekend showing my crew my baby photos. That was hugely appreciated (I hate you)

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user omg which sister

user I think YN user Which on is YN I get confused?! user YN is the oldest of his 4 younger sisters user thank you ! <3

ynpiastri You’re welcome mr ‘I’m a car’

oscarpiastri I despise you ynpiastri I love you too big brother x

logansargeant they get better each time I see them

oscarpiastri you saW THEM TOO? logansargeant yn showed me the whole album oscarpiastri I’m dead

user I want to see baby Oscar!,

ynpiastri hold on I’ll post them soon oscarpiastri waIT

ynpiastri

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ynpiastri Me FT baby older brother and logie

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oscarpiastri take this down

ynpiastri why oscar, you’re so cute logansargeant why oscar, you’re so cute oscarpiastri no take it down i’ll tell mum ynpiastri mum is in my likes, she’s not going to do anything oscarpiastri bully

yourbsf you look angelic

ynpiastri why thank you lovely yourbsf so who is mystery man hattiepiastri who is mystery man sis ynpiastri nope no man

user you look amazing

user how does she know logan?

user she met him through oscar

yourbsf

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yourbsf On and off the grind. Waiting for YN to stop giggling at her phone

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ynpiastri i was not giggling

yourbsf no sorry, you weren't yourbsf you were heavily flustered ynpiastri objection your honor

hattiepiastri who is he sis

ynpiastri there is no one yourbsf hattie, please help

logansargeant

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logansargeant A classic Piastri-Sargent mess around

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user not the new girl reference!

user they are such a cute couple user i dont think they are dating, they are just friends user they would be cute oscarpiastri no

ynpiastri we slay

logansargeant i draw the line at slay ynpiastri not a slay

oscarpiastri wow replacing me

logansargeant always ynpiastri always, the better piastri hattiepiastri hey! ynpiastri sorry sorry, but oscar sucks

user logan and the pUPPY

ynpiastri

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ynpiastri Grind, Pose, Logan

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logansargeant this is horrific why

ynpiastri its cute user i love yn using her feed for just intermittent mugshots of oscar and logan ynpiastri isn't it just amazing

user what is she studying?

user fashion marketing i think user oh thats so cool user she must be so creative and smart liked by logansargeant

yourbsf friday 9pm. you & me. talk

ynpiastri omg why am i scared ynpiastri mum? help? yourbsf we are talking about mystery man oscarpiastri hmm hattiepiastri facetime me in

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Madien win with celebrations. Not celebrating when I accidently found out news I did not want to hear

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user aww thats so cute is that him and lily

user noo lily wasnt there user yn, his sister, was....

ynpiastri take that down before hattie sees

hattiepiastri YN!!! oscarpiastri too late ynpiastri heyyy hattiepiastri Oscar, you know who mystery man is?? oscarpiastri Yup, how much is this information worth to you

logansargeant Oscar not you exposing your sister

oscarpiastri I have exposed no relationship. Just threatened user this is the best sibiling interaction user i live for this

yourbsf you lied!

ynpiastri no i just spun the truth yourbsf ynnnnnnnn oscarpiastri talk to me

ynpiastri

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ynpiastri Siblings amirite. oh and a hot man

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yourbsf this is one unhinged caption and soft launch

ynpiastri so i succeeded yourbsf i love that you are soft-launching a relationship that I know, that Oscar knows and also your entire family ynpiastri is it a soft launch when you consider how long I've been planning this oscarpiastri wait, How LONG?!

hattiepiastri no because congrats

hattiepiastri it makes sense yourbsf it does

user is that logan?

user you are so crazy for that (i think it is) user piastri-logan taken to a new level liked by logansargeant

yourbsf

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yourbsf fashion school photo dump

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ynpiastri its a love hate relationship

yourbsf it is a tough relationship ynpiastri we love the pain

hattiepiastri i need you see you guys

ynpiastri we'll see you soon hattiepiastri hows your mans ynpiastri ill debrief you outside of a comment section

logansargeant

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logansargeant Piastri-Sargent mess around, but its revealed I'm mystery man and i love this piastri variant

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ynpiastri not you spoiling my soft launch plan

ynpiastri I had a whole photo album for it logansargeant I am so sorry sweetheart ynpiastri you are forgiven lovely oscarpiastri gag, get it off my feed user omg hard launch of the century user it is perfect

oscarpiastri actutally thank you for just getting your silly slow reveal over with because i would not have kept that secret for long

ynpiastri have some self control user oscar is so relatable logansargeant you are welcome, brother-in-law oscarpiastri nope absolutely not logansargeant you are welcome, soon to be brother-in-law

hattiepiastri awww so cute

ynpiastri ikrrr oscarpiastri hmm i’m feeling protective ynpiastri there’s a lot you don’t wanna know oscarpiastri ew hattiepiastri ew logansargeant ew ynpiastri logie? logansargeant i just wanted to fit in

ynpiastri

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ynpiastri finally i can post my man. 1 year baby

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yourbsf a YEAR?

yourbsf betrayal ynpiastri nooo don't leave me yourbsf next starbucks is on you ynpiastri deal

oscarpiastri logan. 1 year. you've been dating my sister for a year

logansargeant doing more than dating ynpiastri LOGAN oscarpiastri dead man hattiepiastri dead man

user aww they are so perfect

user piastri-sargent, the perfect pair

logansargeant i love you pookie

ynpiastri poooookie!! user omg oscarpiastri i am deactivating my account

[haveihitanerve]

all Sfth fans I beg of you, watch AJ translating Luke's czech speech about teaching badgers* to play hockey- its the most ridiculous thing in the world and i love it so much

A-I-say-the-first-thing-that-comes-to-mind-without-hesitation-J

and

Luke-I-will-act-out-every-single-fucking-moment-like-I-want-an-oscar-manning

are a deadly combination and honestly everything about it was peak

at the beginning Luke looking at Sam and Tom to see who's doing it and Tom refusing to stand so its his job now

"Aj here speaks fluent Czech" Sam just being a lil shit, love to see it. even when they're obviously making jokes he has to be annoying and i love it

Luke beginning to speak "czech" and AJ already ruining it- Tom's little smirk of "oh this should be fun"

Sam being done and just rubbing his face in resignation

AJ being proud of himself "Hello dostakya"

"i -have, slept with before??" Tom's disappointed dad laugh and nose pinch. and sams head hang

AJ grinning bc he thinks hes so funny(he is)

Luke managing to not break and just standing there with an "I will murder him" face

Tom looking in the direction in which "dostakya" was thrown

"and that was how we slept together" Tom's disappointed head shake even as he laughs

aj's pride

Tom's grin at Luke "playing hockey" bc he knows AJ will have to translate the grunts somehow

"like that" Tom's genuine burst of laughter. I love it sm

"thhhhree? years it took dovosky" why does he change the name? no one knows

Tom actually losing it at "king of england"

aj also breaking slightly. just enough that its adorable

luke looking at him once with a "dafuq" look just to ask what on earth did you turn this plot into

luke's whole badger thing

"he rep-" breaks everyone and its the best part

"he replied in beaver" "beav-beaver?" from sam bc AJ literally its a badger what-

Sam leaning forward for a better look at Luke's beaver/Czech man interaction

AJ losing it with his classic hand over the mouth like a victorian widow learning of shocking news

"i-uh-" Luke's side eye at Aj

"Suddenly understood what he was saying!" Luke loosing it

AJ just abandoning everything and going on a monologue when Luke hasn't mimed this much yet but wtv it eats

"That is what happened." Thank you AJ.

Aj's imitation of Luke's distress. All of it was perfect

*while breaking so much he actively bends backwards to hold in his laugh(and then laughs)* In conCLUSion

Sam questioning AJ when they sit down again

and thats the whole video and my fav parts thanks for bearing witness to my madness :)

[stuckinheavenwithyou]

Hi it's me I have a request if it's all right with you so my request is the states or the countries from hetalia their reactions to their baby daughters blowout like the little baby girl pooped so much in her diaper it's a blowout and the reader who is the baby's mother her reaction is so funny cuz she's laughing or she's trying so hard not to laugh well the countries or the states their reaction is even more hilarious especially France and England and Italy and Germany and America how would their reactions be. sorry to bother you

Hi again! Sorry if its rushed again, school is coming to an end and assignments are piling up like crazy!! Anyways here you go!

Hetalia characters reactions to your baby daughter having a blowout!!

Feliciano Vargas/ Italy!!

• “do i really have to? :(“ tried to convince and beg you into changing the babys diaper but it didnt work so he had to do it himself

• gives you the biggest puppy eyes ever, he was scared and humiliated the whole time he was changing the baby. But hes a strong man so he ended up handling it, the aftermath wasnt so pretty he had to take a bath and think about it. Didnt really understand why you were laughing the whole time tho. Hes pretty slow please give him some time.

• please cuddle him before you go to sleep, hes still scared. But he sure loves his two princesses. He eventually got used to it anyways

England/ Arthur Kirkland!!

• “no.” Walks out of the room.

• hes not good with children *coughs and looks at America* so it took you a LOT of time convincing him into changing the diaper, not too bad. Well in this case, he started sobbing as soon as he saw the full diaper. He got even more frustrated when he heard you laughing at him, his face turned beet red. He could barely change it without gagging every few seconds so it made the whole mission quite impossible.

• hes not sleeping for the next few nights even after countless of promises, not even the usual cuddles and kisses worked, give the old grandpa a break.

France/ Francis Bonnefoy (idk how to spell it srry)

• “oh..! I-I can take care of that, mi amor!” No he wont. He fucks it up as soon as he steps into the room.

• he tries to put on his flirtacious and the whole “nice guy” personality, but it wears off immediately when he saw the full diaper, thats when he started to lose his mind. Attempts to laugh with you too but he simply couldnt understand why you were laughing in the first place which made him concerened. As soon as he was done he booked it out of the room to recover, you havent seen him for the rest of the day.

• acts like as if nothing has happened the next night and insists on changing the babys diaper for now if he doesnt puke ofcourse. He puts his “nice guy” personality back on so you wont have to worry, for now…

Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt!!

• “nein, nein.. i can handle it..” no he can NOT. Ok im joking yes he can, we love our big guy <3

• he didnt really care, as long as it didnt harm the baby then its okay. He saw worse anyways so no worries about him. Although, your laugh did brighten up the mood which made the experience way better. He loves both of his darlings alltogether. His calm and composed personality did make the atmosphere and the overall tension pretty quiet but you made sure to thank him in the end, you also saw how his ears went red when he heard you thank him.

• “it was no big deal, mein Schatz” despite it being dark, you could still see the faint tint of red in his ears, adorable!

America/ Alfred F. Jones!!!

• “ooh someones getting chunky like her daddy haha! …did you just shit yourself?” This man is so unbearable its ridiculous how you even pulled him!

• got straight into action! Came into the room with a full hazmat suit, tweezers and a pocket knife just incase theres a parasite in the baby. Managed to change the babys diaper using the said tweezers, it was a bit messy but it was worth it because your baby turned out as good as new! Seriously, is this guy okay or is he just like that?

• “heh, im the hero after all!” Takes up half of the bed but okay. He doesnt sleep much because hes busy breaking your back hugging you from behind and snoring loudly.

AN: HIHIHIIIII!!!! Im so sorry i was gone, as i said i was busy with assignments and as i was writing this my thumb was hurting it was aching when i tried to pinch,etc.. Anyways go follow my tiktok im mostly active here; the username is the same as this one, oki bye!!!! ☁️💕

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Art References for Chapter 5 of undernearth the sunrise (show me where your love lies)

Yes, hi- surprise epilogue time!

Moonlit Night on the Dnieper, Arkhip Kuindzhi, 1880

“Let me get your old bones up on the roof, grandpa,” Monty says, flashing Edwin a smirk.

“You are three years younger than us, do not act like we are cradle snatchers,” Edwin says with a roll of the eyes even as he fixes his gaze on the door to the roof, a determined glint in his eyes that sparkles against the dark attic like Kuindzhi’s moon over the Dnieper river. He unbuttons his suit jacket and rolls back the cuffs on his button-up to whistles from both Monty and Charles. “God, why do I put up with you two?”

“Because you love us,” Charles says at the same time that Monty says, “Because we’re fantastic influences and you know it.”

The Gates of Time Square, Chryssa, 1972

"The thing about going to England is that Monty kind of expected it to give him a new perspective on Edwin and Charles. To tell him more about the places that they grew up, the places that shaped them, the places that raised them.

And it has, in a lot of ways. It showed him the kind of people that they could have turned out to be but didn't. Because they were better than the world that they grew up in. Because they were more open-minded, because they were determined to become better people, because they have always been the brightest thing in every room they’re in, as neon bright as Chryssa’s tributes to the city that never sleeps."

Symphony of the sixth blast furnace, Evgeny Sedukhin, 1979

"Nowadays, Charles isn’t as nervous about taking up space. About knowing his own worth. He could have gone up to Simon and told him exactly what he thought and not been afraid of the consequences. 

But Monty deserves a place to be brilliant, too. A place to take up space without fear. A place to be as explosively bright as that Sedukhin painting he showed them last month in his Modernism textbook, rambling on about light and values and the tenets of Soviet Realism."

Young Woman in a Niche with a Parrot and Cage, Gerrit Dou, 1660-65

"Monty thinks about Esther and Tommy and that studio apartment that should have meant freedom but instead kept him trapped within his mother's arms with only the illusion of freedom. He was a bird able to leave its cage, but never able to fly away from its master, like one of the several copies Gerrit Dou made of his ladies and parrots and cages."

Nocturne, James McNeill Whistler, 1870-77

"As they descend out of the clouds and onto a waking Atlanta, Georgia, where they'll transfer to their flight to London, Monty can’t help but think about Whistler’s Nocturne series, the grays and blue and golds, the early morning light bleeding into dark in the same way that Whistler’s nighttime scapes did."

The Boulevard Montmartre at Night, Camille Pissarro, 1897

"Monty has taken to driving to the sports foundation’s tiny office at the local high school in order to pick up Charles after his own shifts at the museum, where Monty finally went full-time at the end of the summer, leading to him finally being able to quit his gas station job. He’s been so much more at ease since then, finally in his element, bright as the lanterns flickering in one of the Pissarro paintings that Monty loves so much."

@deadboy-edwin @icecreambrownies @anonymousbooknerd-universe @ashildrs

@tragedy-machine @orpheusetude @jaysbraindump

@pappelsiin @itsbitmxdinhere @rexrevri @sweet-like-h0ney-lavender @saffirez

@the-ipre @sunnylemonss @days-light @agentearthling @helltechnicality

@sethlost @catboy-cabin @secretlyafiveheadeddragon @vyther15

@anything-thats-rock-and-roll @queen-of-hobgobblers @every-moment-a-different-sound

@nix-nihili @mellxncollie @tumblerislovetumblerislife @lemurafraidofthunder

@likemmmcookies @wr0temyway0ut @thelakeswillbreakourfall

[lightleckrereins]

Here is a thing about the potential for a new alt costume I've been thinking about. Why are there so so so many people convinced it will never happen?

Is it just accumulated dissapointment (looking at you AUS)? Is it yet another consequence of half of this fandom not being part of theater fandoms before six came out? Is it the social media thing of sending hate and negativity for the sake of it? Is it the other social media thing of needing to be right over older generations or worse experts/proffesionals in things (not saying thats me just that it happens way too much) just because? Is it just me being in fandom spaces since before the pandemic when a lot of mainstream social media only people jumped into it out of boredom and it turned kinda toxic? (Am I in my old woman yells at cloud era already???)

Like. Seriously. What is it? Why is it so wrong to be actively excited about a potentially new cool thing. I'm not saying a new design will 100% happen, but like. Things point to that, three swings with a duplicate costume already, seemingly new boots design, black alt being retired, what feels and looks like a post embargo for rehearsals that has never happened before. I'm just interpreting what I am seeing. And a new costume feels more logical than every single convoluted explainer for it not being a new costume I've seen. Even if it doesn't happen whats wrong with speculating. Its fun.

I know a huge part of the fandom really wasnt in theater fandom before six. And. That. Is. A. Great. Thing. Theater needs audiences that are both passionate and young if we want things that resonate with younger generations to exist. But also the whole not in theater fandom before six means you are not used to some things specific to theater fandom. Costumes appearing out of nowhere sometimes years or decades after the production opened is a thing (a really fucking exciting thing).

What I think stresses confuses me the most is the negativity of it. Why? Fandom is supposed to be fun and collaborative. And at the end of the day in the grand scheme of things it is not important, no one will die if they guess something wrong. But on the other hand we could have a great time being silly in the middle of the world being ready to implode. We are literally debating about what will someone playing a dead queen of england thats alive and in a girl band for some unexplained reason will wear. You cant get sillier than that.

Why not do a repeat of 2021 when the debate was what color will the (eventually revealed as) silver costume be, how do we interpret it from the tiny teasers we got. Is that a skirt or a peplum? Will it get variations? Are alt Cleves reveals a thing? Who is getting it? And if you dont think it is happening why not say it nicely? Something along the lines of I don't think it is happening because of this, but I see where you are coming from. Not tell you you are stupid for having fun and covering my ears because I am right and everyone else isnt. Seriously. Why?

I have a weirdly deep attachment to early days six fandom. Can you blame me? I've always obsessed over background characters, in particular big groups of them who have something to distinguish them. Also big groups of characters. And cool designs. In theater that has always projected to ensembles, in six it is the alts and the variations. And by some sort of miracle it wasnt just me obsessed with that for once. It was home, and it literally kept me sane through the pandemic and my entire life plan crumbling because of it.

So like. Yes why? I swear this isnt meant to attack anyone. I just want to know why people in this fandom sound like old guys obsessed with a limited read of old school star wars over something that should mean fandom wide full on excitement.

[thewomenofwindsor]

The first step is actually for William (Kate too to a lesser degree) to understand that he represents the entire country, not just those who aligns with his interests. That’s means doing things he might not find the most interesting or funny, but since it matters to the people he’s meeting it needs to be done. Including supporting women’s sports for example — did you now women’s 6 nations is currently ongoing and today England is playing Wales? You wouldn’t know it through either of the 3 rugby patrons in the brf so far, that’s for sure.

I’m also sympathetic to William, but a lot of the things aren’t new. The lazy narrative didn’t just appear out of nowhere, and even though I can agree it’s unfair sometimes it’s also a fact that compared to his other family members he’s been lacking for years. As has Kate. But I’ve also been less sympathetic to him ever since he made that comment about not wanting more responsibility, because I just think it told me everything about his mindset and why he doesn’t do certain things (and it’s got nothing to do with Kate’s illness, it’s about him)

Agreed, like how many engagements for his seaweed. Like we laugh..but its pathetic

and they both don't like the engagements like opening hospitals and such.

I do think they have good ideas of trying to support and help communities

But that first step, imo isn't going to change. thats how they desire to work..and theres argument for and against as there is no point spreading yourself so thin that what you do makes no change.

but there is a middle ground.

[wuntrum]

Oooh I just started rewatching Twin Peaks yesterday! The last time I saw it was around 4 or 5 years ago. Just putting on the first episode again made me realize how much like home this weird little show feels like to me. It’s been nice to see your enthusiasm for it on my dash :)

may I ask what you enjoy most about the show, or why it appeals to you, if anything comes to mind? I find it’s a bit of an odd one to try recommending to people - I love it, of course, but my taste is a little strange, and I don’t find other fans out in the wild that often.

oooh, that's an interesting question! i think theres a lot of aspects that appeal to me about twin peaks...on a very surface level i love the aesthetics of the show, as someone who lives in new england (pacific northwest and new england are connected pacman-map-style in my mind), the settings and fashion are all excellent. i also love its absurdity, i love the fact that no one talks like a real person and theres people with such weird and distinct archetypes and over the top emotions all colliding with each other---that, and the way it approaches the sort of worldbuilding going on, plus the importance of dreams in the narrative contribute to such an interesting and dreamy atmosphere. i think what makes twin peaks special compared to things that were made after it and were inspired by parts of it is that even when its confusing and strange on a literal level, its always emotionally resonant--you don't need to understand it, because you feel it. the way they're able to set up all the people and relationships in this town so quickly, you really feel like you're a fly on the wall in this living and breathing place, even when its strange. you rarely see how buildings and places connect, but you don't need to because its all so convincing as a woven together location (and of course thats for like logistical/filming purposes, but it creates an interesting effect lol). it uses the familiarity of americana tropes (and even television tropes) and distorts them to create meaning, while still keeping parts of their signifiers intact. even watching it for the first time in 2021 was shocking throughout, so i genuinely can't imagine how it felt catching it live when it was airing, like there was nothing else like it! the fact that david lynch helped to make a prime time television show is something that like logically should never have happened, but i'm so glad it did. i also think on a production/creative level, its so interesting to see how it sort of morphed and developed as the original run and fire walk with me and the return unfolded, like what themes were dropped versus what (at first) insignificant details were given meaning and expanded upon.

i do think it can be a hard sell to convince people to give it a chance--i've had a friend or two try to watch it and say its too slow for them, or it just wasn't clicking. but i've also had more friends really get into it, probably because i have a lot of weirdo artsy friends (i say that with love of course). but i think it's a great gateway into other weird and absurd stuff, or at least it was for me. i also enjoy a good ol "weird thing happening in small town" story, and so it was interesting watching twin peaks and then revisiting stuff that was clearly inspired by it, or at least partially (welcome to night vale, s1 of stranger things...s1 of riverdale. but also i think the return has its own sort of inspiration fuel, like season 4 of barry and beau is afraid struck me in the same way that the return did)

[spamtoon]

DCRC Week 8--hey, look at that! On time!

Okay I woke up early today and I am NOT happy about it so before I do anything I'm going to sit down and read Paperinik because I was so excited to game last night and now I kinda don't feel like it. MAYBE I'll go back to sleep after this but I think I just kinda have to live with this.

Sorry I don't have any club penguin screenshots this time. unless something happens. wait i have the perfect idea

you can say odin eidolon in club pen.guin

omg its the panel. its the pk panel that everyone's like that goes so hard and you know what. it does go so hard

im so mad the way they didnt try to put it over the text this time. i love you pkna translation

omg the duck avenger actually fighting normal crime and being on patrol and shit no way. with these comics if they're dealing with cosmic threats on a daily basis its easy to forget they just like. also stop normal crime. like kidnappings and shit

ah okay. clearly these are the evronians from the second dimension

okay is the time police back to helping donald. or are these guys just normal cops. okay nevermind we time travelled i guess so normal cops. okay

so they use that shot and then they're like BOOM you're in the future actually. let me explain

im so fuckin mad the way this background lady is looking at donald like Who the Fuck is this guy. he Sucks

So I guess those guys are stronger because they're Future evronians and donald fighting them was like nuh uh uh! let's give you a future tour first

hes so tiny. hes so insanely little look at him. i guess after the time police explosion incident they're like alright. this is the only guy who can help us let's just tell him about the future becaues he's gonna find out anyway

i love the super trash here sign. in the future even trash is super

omg... he's coming. he's coming. he's coming. the guy's name i can't spell

hes so sad that uno's mortal after all... poor guy...

lord i dont know if we're supposed to not trust this guy but i do not trust this guy How do you know about all this stuff if it hasn't been documented well

i also like that everyone is taller--not just in the future but in pkna in general actually it feels like donald is in new donk city

donald is so cute in this panel... he's so silly

okay now i dont think we're supposed to trust this guy he's fuckin giving donald a pearl (SORRY) (reference)

donald misses uno sooooooo much already

sorry im on a kick now i didnt include the evermore comment but i swear to cog all my brain has to say about the tape head tv is "the void..." (another (reference)

ooh they're alright fightiiing please get to the part where we see The Catch or better yet. odin

donald's cape in this issue...

THE WAY I WENT YOOOOOO OUT LOUD

iced tea imported from england. lifeguards imported from sp

this fucking guy and his posing

i love how theres just a crowd forming behind them i'm so. they're chilling. hitting it off already.

okay glad to see donald also thinks this is suspicious

im so mad hes so fucking done looking

poptropi.ca good future lookin ahh. not that he doesnt have taste

bruh the fuckin fake evronians. im so mad. wow im sure this isnt foreshadowing anything the walt disney corporation will do in the next three centuries SORRY.

robot eye..................................

so thats why they look like that like they're literally supposed to be edgier evronians for the sake of tv hence why they're so second dimension alright.

the stupid fuckin eyebrow quirk im so mad donald's little goofy shrug

HELP im so mad. the robot parts. not going to photograph because it's kinda unsettling me a bit in a mega.volt way but

SORRY HIS FACES ARE SO FUNNY i keep having to screenshot them

his fucking expression. he's so fucking screwed

IM SO FUCKING MAD the cops were like alright yeah. fuck it. you're a tv guy i'll sign off on this as long as you dont do anything too stupid. lets rewrite this history and shape the perceptions of the future because yeah we wanna see that too that'd be sick

i love how this is the first movie pose he knows when he's like alright fine. let's do this stupid movie. hi odin...

robo-donald

HELP IM SO MAD the way the evronian was actually the chancellor guy, i'm so mad

also i guess xadhoom got her way and donald didnt just get them to stop invading earth but actively destroyed all of them. except this one guy. you know what good for her

oooh the beam deflected. i mean technically we dont either but you dont know hes a robot yet... ooooooh you targetted the wrooong guy

omg the uno textboxes... oughghgnn...

HI UNO!!!!!!! I MISSED HIM i cant send anymore images but HAIIII

oh uno,... i'll admit i looked up odin eidolon like one day before i started reading paperinik and then accidentally found the spoiler but i'm glad its like. hinted at/revealed this issue rather than like. a big buildup because i would have felt bad

im so mad the way uno says his files are overloaded the machine... ohohgnsngnngsng

alright good issue! i prompted puffy to draw a duck avenger 23rd century fanart and now im very scared but yaaaay im caught up on paperinik

[cyborg-franky]

I want to hear about you growing up in haunted house. How did you know it was haunted? Was it scary or where you so young you just didn't know to be scared? Why do you think it was haunted?

Oh lord. Story time.

So the house was victorian in era and in the middle of nowhere. I was.. I think like no more then 10-11 years old? When I say middle of nowhere I mean it. We didn't get buses. We had a FARM and like 3-4 other houses then just miles of country.

This was some of the views [HOUSE WAS EMPTY DURING THESE IMAGES/HAS NO SIGNS OF WHERE ITS LOCATED, I THINK ACODRING TO THE HOUSE SELLING SITE THERE IS STILL NO ONE THERE ATM]

So, the house was always cold anyway because it's made of thick bricks and no real instalation or at least when we lived there. It had 2 liveable floors and then an atic.

The atic scared my mother so she never went there and there was a wasps nest up in the top and my step dad was deadly alergric to bees/wasps.

Him and my uncle went up like ONCE ever to check it out and make sure everything was okay, later the wasps were sorted out but anyway. The windows were brand new, double glazing and heavy because England needs double glazing for the weather. So the windows, brand new, heavy, plastic and thick. Not orginal creaky ass windows. Now, no one goes into the attack but sometimes late at night when we drove back home the window would be open. My step dad would run up and close it but wouldn't hang around there, so I dont class that as 'going into the atttic' it was just to fix the window, I remember mood feeding on them both about anxiety for it.

Some backstory about my family. My mother and step father were NO MESS people. Don't believe in ghosts, luck, aliens, God. Nothing. And I didn't know about ghosts.

Everynight I heard scarping in the attic and was told it was rats [Yes we did have rats but now as a rat owner, no way was that rats] and the floors creaking downstairs at night.

Old house, old houses move and shift, thats fine.

I had my own room [it was a 3 bedroom] and I remember everynight laying there in bed as a young kid and I always thought it was my step dad peering around the corner to watch me, make sure I'd settled down to bed. He was always just a black shape but my room was dark save for a little nightlight and a hall light on so I didn't think it was creepy. Just thought my step dad didn't trust me to go to bed. This happened the entire like.. 4 years we lived there? [LATER: when talking to my mother as an adult about it I was like 'Why did STEPDAD do that?' mother looks at me confused and tells me 'he never did that'] Now the real kicker for me is something I overheard YEARS after we moved. I'm what 15-16 when I overhead my step dad and uncle talking. They were talking about the house.

Why did we leave? it was so cheap for something that big. My step dad with no humour in his voice. 'We had to go, she got too close' 'Everynight she was there, it started at the bottom but every night she got closer and closer and closer, she was right outside the window, we had to leave'

From a mad who wasn't phased by anything that was hard to listen to.

the circle shows where she started and made her way up to the kitchen window. I don't know what she looked like, he only ever said 'all white'

[kcrossvine]

"coastal american mutt" as a term for describing the experience of growing up in one of the coastal US states and also being so far removed from any personal ethnic/cultural history that isnt "generic american things" (you're technically italian but your parents are WASPs, for example) is very fun.

unless you grew up in either a major city or a distinct region (lowcountry, the gulf, new england, etc.) its easy to feel as if you "have no culture" when your community doesnt fill that void. when you were brought up on standardized commercial chains. when your culture becomes what brands you consumed. culture feels nebulous and amorphous.

i think thats why you have a lot of white people who do DNA tests looking for something they can anchor themself back to- and why so many people purposefully misunderstand the results. they want something to "reveal the secret connection to their people"' not understanding the cultural and capitalistic forces that steamrolled everyone else. stopping myself there because i dont want to get into a whole 4 hour ramble on atomization.

having a term for that experience is helpful in creating bonds across state barriers and letting people feel less isolated from the experience. it denotes the difference between being inland and being on the coast, which is thankfully something even most people know instinctively. its a cute lead-in as well, because if in conversation people will probably ask what the term means, and then you can choose to specify where you're from or just to say its a catch-all (if you have no fondness for where you grew up, or if you moved around a lot).

because truthfully, you do have a culture. its just recognized as the default in most conversations between people from inside the country. its like how americans will say "oh i have no accent", when the only possible way to not have an accent is to not speak at all.

it can feel like that culture is based only on consumption, which is the nature of the capitalist society we live in, but i urge you when being nostaligc to instead base it off of your experiences. don't let them buy your sense of identity

[team-headcanons-2]

this is more about the world of tf2 than the characters

did you know that theres a real life town in massechussets named braintree? i think in tf2 massechussets (possibly in the rest of tf2 new england) thats just. a normal type of name that towns have. theres towns named things like spleengrass and stomachbush

also there was and may still be an actual brain tree in braintree, which is why its called that

I'm learning so much today

[peonylover2]

Hello, how are you doing?

If you're up to it, can you do a reading on Henry Cavill, professional and love life?

I've seen so many readers say the exact same thing about his love life, new or old ones, but then, there are a few other readers who are saying the opposite.

I think so many people are perplexed by his current relationship, for so many reasons 🫤

Anything can happen really, but it would not be less shocking or disappointing tbh.

❤️😘 thank you for the ask! My first ask!!!

Here we go;

Two of swords

I see Henry thinking, contemplating .. between a rock and a hard place. Saying “ aren’t you done with me? Had enough.. got all you wanted”

Here he means she likes him, fancy the looks and his playfulness but he wasn’t expecting to last that long. Both know that. The expectation were the same due to factors like schedule, personality and general filming and seeing family. Lots of travel.

He says well is it enough? She realizes it’s happening again, the somber moment and goes again with “ just 13 more minutes/ just a few seconds more, let us just enjoy these few days then you go do you thing then come back and we talk about it” but thats just the same effect like morning clock “ five more minutes”

Can’t deny the liking each other a bit, playful and mischievous but its more like “ hanging out “ material than “ relationship”

He knows this won’t be a marriage as he looks into the future.

In the ‘sight’ i see him/hear him being annoyed and answers the questions “ why not marry her”

“ marry her??? With this kind of public backlash? NOH. ( he counts with fingers)

1) She ‘s clingy

2) I don’t want to be married to someone who has their nose in the industry 24 days a month and count my self lucky if i get the rest of it free to forget about all the talks, meetings and having to be soo friendly to people as ‘ henry the actor’ instead of me.. being myself. Cause i was ‘just henry’ i will go out and live in England again, in the relaxed atmosphere there and see my parents. Bit of…Normal life if you get it.

Go for a run, enjoy the green landscape and crisp cold wind when i run.

He reassures that “ well all will be well eventually… or so i hope hahaha” i have some wishes that are coming true which makes me belief the once i wished recently cause if stars are falling and wishes become real, why not wish another.? ☺️😉😜

I don’t have to patient anymore. My patience has run out already now just get up and get out . Its like sitting on the couch in the middle of a shitty family meeting and FINALLY after being fed up you get up and leave. “

—————

The Star ⭐️ 🌟 💫

As he thought. His wishes are coming true, BIG AND FAST. It will have him flabbergasted. This year. BIG BIG MOMENTUMS.

I don’t see them together. He is finally “ fed up” and she is moving aways from him knowing this is it. No going back. And true. This will be the last bit. Never again.

———

The Lovers

He found the right people i hear

Then “ the right person… kinda… i hope/guess” he says

He found his people, who would love him and they are friends of that person/two people one fem one guy ( they are close friends, people mistake them for a couple)

The reading ends with me hearing

“ and they/he lived happily everyafter”

( i am aware its ever after, separate but it wanted to be written like that so I won’t change it . Hahah i guess it said I SAID WHAT I SAID, DID I STUTTER? )

It meant

Not one, but may it be as many ends as possible. You will be happy in all.

[credulouscanidae]

i feel like this year has been a huge bust mentally

i didnt wanna be like this still by christmas, let alone the new year

i dont want it to become march and im still like this, a whole year since moving by then.

but i can feel myself improving, funny enough.

ive spent a lot of this time in despair and grief, and i was giving myself a time limit on those feelings. which made me unable to meet my own expectations, which made me recede and become unable to challenge myself, because i wsa constantly setting myself up for failure to begin with. it feels impossible to do a challenge youre already failing before you begin.

and i have been self aware this whole time too, having that logical part of me talk me through it all. i can look back at myself almost in a third person, as ive always done, and see all the connections as to why im feeling and therefore behaving this way.

so instead of sitting around punishing myself, ive been /trying/ to tell myself theres no time limit on adjustment, and that i am strong enough to pull through. even if i come out of this being disliked. ive put so much energy into being anxious about what people think of me, that ive caused my own cycle of not being able to face it.

i have been acutely aware this whole time that others can only do so much for me, and in the end the only person who can change my situation is me. for me to find that inner strength to do that.

i feel like a lot of the noise has quietened down now. because i had to suddenly grapple with not only accepting my old life was changing, but that i had to suddenly build up a brand new life from scratch with very little support. but the life building in england is finally feeling...like i can do it. things feel less confusing and daunting, the roads feel less scary to navigate, i know where to go for what i need now, and ive been falling into daily routines again. which i didnt have when i first arrived. it's like my roots are finally burying in. and thats making incorporating my aussie roots back into my life feel a bit more doable.

i WANT to have voice chats with friends, or have a casual hello. i dont want to be like this. having a twisted tummy and palpitating heart every time i see a new notification on my phone. i havent even cleared my notif bar on my phone for months, out of fear of seeing a message i havent checked from so long ago. there is so much literal and mental clutter. and i want to be free of all of these notifs and emails etc. its not anyones fault but mine. i WANT to be more engaged, i feel homesick and miss everyone. and i HATE that those feelings dominate my behaviour, and how EASY it is to fall into a self fulfilling prophecy. i hate how it makes me a neglectful friend and family member.

but, with therapy, and settling into my life here. i think i can slowly work my way up to getting over all of this. i really. really. REALLY. fucking want to. i want to draw again, i want to learn how to sculpt, i want to be involved in peoples lives again. because right now, im finding it hard to even humour the idea of making friends here in the uk, because of how guilty that would make me feel, and how not ready i am to make new connections, especially cuz i would rather reinforce connection with existing people in my life.

again. self fulfilling. all that does is make me continue to be lonely.

but as i said, it's slowly getting better. i feel bad about how negative ive been all this time. i just want people to know that, in regards to my relationship, i AM happy. and i know that 10 years from now im going to look back on all of this with evren and go "fuck man that was a lot huh"

you cant hate yourself into loving yourself, and thats something that has kept my spark going, even when it's been one bad thought away from fizzling out.

im trying to be easier on myself. i know that all of this can exist at the same time as me having negative effects on others (which i guess is just an assumption to begin with) and i am not immune to causing that damage. but honestly? right now in this moment, im trying to give myself some compassion and lenience. because ive spent years and years feeling anxious and being hyper vigilant about my behaviour and how i affect others, that i have barely taken the time to consider myself and be healthy and strong in my core self. as they say, assume the best unless told otherwise. thats going to be a goal of mine. i always assume good intentions from people, even to a detriment, so i hope to take that view and shape it into a healthier outlook. maybe not everyone has their best intentions or insight, but i think overall people are just trying. god, in this goddamn fucked up world, all we can do is try.

and thats why i need to be more lenient.

sorry for all the tangents and sloppy execution. im probably in the acceptance stage of grief atm lmao, and im tired of being like this.

[doueverwonder]

back to headcanon Ill never use:

somewhere in this hc that I daydream about a lot but will never actually do anything with William's dad is Wolter, a personification of the Saxons tribe. He and Will were very close for a long time, Will's mother had left when he was young--she was the personification of the Jutes--So it was just Wolter and William. They would go back and forth between Britain and the Mainland, they were both just Saxons. Because for a long time no one cared enough to draw a distinction between the two.

Their relationship got... tough, after the Anglo-Saxons converted to christianity, and William was now often at odds with his father as the Saxons hadn't converted yet. Especially considering how many of the missionaries to the old Saxons were Anglo-Saxon.

The Saxons wars started and Wolter went back to the mainland, William didn't go with. It was the first time he didn't go back with his father; he was fourteen said he was old enough to stay back, said he didn't want to go, he was angry with his father. The Franks were right for what they were doing.

Five years is what Wolter told William, stay out of trouble. I'll be back within five years, if I'm going to be longer I'll send word. If something happens if you need me come find me, I should be- Will waved him off. yeah, yeah, I know, I'll be fine

Now I have two 'endings' to this hc.

Wolter dies. He's killed during the Saxon wars and was replaced by another personification. William wouldn't find this out until years later, five years after he had sent word, ill be gone at least another five ten years later he got I'm sorry I've been gone so long, I promise I'm trying to end this 27 years into the Saxon wars in 799, he got the last message he would ever get from his father I'm sorry, I didn't mean to you leave you for this long. 804 Will hears about the last of the Saxon rebellions being put down. 810 he gets the official news; your father is dead.

OR

Wolter just never gets back. He thinks of his son back in Britain all the time but things change, and by the time England is united he still hasn't returned and something tells him by this point Will doesn't need him anymore. So he doesn't go back. Centuries pass, William never finds out what happens to his father. In 1609 he brings Alfred back to Britain for the first time, Wolter catches wind. An english Colony in the New World, its personified, William is bringing the child back to Europe soon. And for the first time in 800 years, he decides to go back to Britain. I'm skipping details, he gets over there he finds Will, william, rationally is like where have you been? why didn't you come back? i don't need you, i don't want you anymore etc...Skipping more details, he lets him see Alfred but thats about it. Wolter leaves, and they don't make up. Not immediately. It'll be years, the Christmas truce is what'll break them both and make them actively try. Is this version Wolter is Lower Saxony in modern day, and shows up randomly in England to embarrass his son in front of all of parliament, and likes to brag to the rest of the German states about how great his grandkids are :)