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Why is every insect in the garden trying to start a new life in my bra?
#took my bra off and a live grasshopper fell out#sir what were you doing there?#why?#it's usually just spiders#and ants#you're too big to get in there by accident#what was the plan?
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diagnoses u with fanfic tags
yeah i caved. welcome spideysona
their universe is 1990s san francisco. by day they work as a struggling writer for the bugle, sort of following in the footsteps of (movie-adjacent) eddie brock; by night they’re spider-scrawl, fighting systemic injustice, writers’ block, and the occasional mad scientist invention. his world is less rife with supernatural evils than most, but he’s also fucking with the government and corporations and all, so it balances out
their unique thing is that they have, like, shitty meta clairvoyance in the form of inherently understanding tropes, clichés, story structure, etc. like if cinemasins/wins were a superhero. they were approached to join the society because miguel thought they’d be chill or even helpful with canon events—unfortunately scribble here is not whatsoever into following rigid plot structure for the sake of unnecessary thematic suffering, saw the plot twist a miles away, and peaced. but not before snagging a day pass so they could watch atsv in person
they never take off their mask, and no one knows their name—he says it’s because he doesn’t want to lose his identity in a sea of spider-people, leading most to theorize that san-fran-spidey is some flavor of peter parker, but who’s to say for sure? the doylist reason, which he is in fact aware of, is that i don’t know either lol
#spider man: across the spiderverse#spidersona#spider scrawl#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#just a tad ;)#brass tacks means facts!#haha do you get it miles like a mile away but miles was the one wh—#so anyway sona shit#eddie in their universe has left the bugle for better things (read: got fired movie style)#still a bangin journalist tho and scrawl aspires to be like him#their deadpool is just as meta as them. they’re buddies#usually i’m not one for sonas but this was fun#static and colors inspired by that can u ever forgive me movie from 2018#scrawl puts on the mask to feel more confident about fighting the system#hopin & prayin it’ll do the same for me :’)
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I just realized I never posted photos of this really pretty harvestman i came across a while back. Note the green pedipalps and the dark and light spots on its back.
#opiliones#arachnids#chelicerata#bugs#harvestman#bugblr#the light spots were a very light green iirc (it's been a while) but they just look white here#there's a photoset of a really cool harvestman going around and it reminded me of this one and i realized i never posted these pics#spider#(ik they arent spiders but i'm tagging it as that for blacklist purposes#bc i imagine that someone who's really scared of spiders probably doesnt care that actually opiliones are not spiders just close relatives)#i think its so cool how i didnt even know opiliones were a thing until a couple of years ago and now i see them all the time#turns out they're pretty common around here#(not that i never saw them before i mustve just assumed they were spiders)#theyre usually not as pretty as this one though#most of the ones i see are just black or dark brown#also i have a massive backlog of pictures ive never posted of bugs and other nature stuff#my stuff#my posts#outside tag#nature
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this is part of my vision when i say king arachnophobe btw.
#pitch posts#tommy's stickmen tag#dark transfer au#it's so funny to me. especially when you think abt him being all cool in avm#all they needed to defeat him was to get the spider from monster school and he'd just immediately leave. good fucking BYE#for the record he is actually more scared of smaller spiders! usually. virabots are an exception though#doesn't know what they are but sure as hell doesn't want to find out.#ava king mango#ava king orange#ava mango#ava mango tango#avm mt#avm king orange#avm king mango#avm mango#avm mango tango#ava mt#ava#avm#ava/m#animation vs animator#animator vs animation#animation vs minecraft
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The complete walkthrough is too huge a video so here are just select highlights from our friend demonstrating her homemade escape room, really just three or four of a dozen puzzles @revretch and I found really fun and engaging! Friend is in engineering and spent her entire summer on just the light up map alone so I'm including her entire explanation of that part uncut. She isn't on social media but she hopes she gets nice comments and feedback anyway!
Reblog if you agree with us that she should consider doing this professionally, especially since this is a glimpse at how much she managed to build around a packed college schedule???
#we also stayed the night because it's a long drive home#and this was the guest room#so we also got to sleep in the haunted doll puzzle :)#halloween#We solved the whole room in an hour with just us two compared to the usual groups of four who took about the same amount of time#at least that's what she says I dunno if she's just being nice!!#but we were definitely proud of ourselves for figuring out the spider egg sac phone number puzzle as smoothly as we did#on the other hand this was after we already tried every single numerical puzzle in the room as a phone number already
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This year's big web! This one marks five years of big web!!!
#finished product sans wip updates!!#it's a couple weeks later than usual this year BUT we've literally never taken it down right after halloween so it's fine lol#doing it around halloween is just an excuse anyway tbh. this isn't a halloween decoration this is a 'jay likes spiders' decoration#I do LIKE the free zone but maybe in the future I'll leave a little more space? 🤔 hm#also I could maybe have filled out more of the frame but 1) I'm at the mercy of Amount Of String On Spool#and I forgot I wanted to try starting a fresh spool for the spirals until after I was already doing them#and 2) honestly I'm so sick of doing it by the end of it anyway gkjhkfdg by the time the spirals are that big it's HARD TO DO!!#about me#my art#spiderweb#big web
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Noir Sam as Spider-noir bc I’m in love with him :)
#this au would make almost no sense but shh#I usually make max spider ham but I just really wanted to draw these two shots#anyway sams hot#good for him#sam and max#fanart#freelance husbands#sam and max fanart#sam and max freelance husbands#into the spider verse#spider noir#noir sam#my art
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Current thoughts: Spiderman laughing so hard at his own joke he thought of that he can’t even share it and the villain he’s fighting is just annoyedly waiting for him to stop, not even fighting him, just crossing his arms like “you done?”
#just side grabbing on your knees wheezing#Spiderman#spider man#spider-man#Peter Parker#I usually think of Peter cause he’s my childhood fave <3#but a lot of the spiderpeople feel like they’d do this at least once#so#Miles Morales
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john risks an eye (and then some) winning gale his bike... but gale refuses to ride it anywhere. it confuses john to no end when he catches him walking to the mess hall the day after he gifts him the bike; he slows his own down to keep pace with gale and says, "did you forget i risked my life getting you your own set of wheels?"
gale gives him some excuse about wanting to explore the base at a leisurely pace on his first proper morning there, and john just shrugs, maybe teases a bit more, but ultimately lets it go (though he does keep pace with him the whole way to the mess.)
except this isn't a one–time thing. sometimes it takes gale triple the time walking as it takes john to bike somewhere, but no matter what, he insists quite adamantly that he prefers to walk. it stings a bit, because john loves to show his affection through gift–giving, and seeing gale's bike locked in the same spot day after day feels a little like rejection, but he brushes it off, turning it into a challenge to get gale to ride the damn bike.
a bit of extra pressure via teasing one morning, and, weird– john thinks his ever–stoic friend might actually be blushing when he makes a joke about, "you scared of crashing? can fly a plane but can't ride a bike?" and gale gives him a stiff "course not" in return. that piques john's interest, and he does love flustering gale, especially when it's so rare to get a reaction out of him like that.
so when they make it to the mess hall, john riding his bike at a slow crawl and wondering why he even bothers taking it anymore when he takes just as long as gale in his refusal to leave his side, he presses again as they sit down across from each other.
"if you're not scared, just ride a loop with me around base when we get back, and i'll drop it," he proposes. gale doesn't meet his eyes when he gives him a firm "no thanks, john," but he might as well have just waved a red flag in front of a bull. "why not?" john kicks at his ankle under the table, and gale does look up then, if only to glare.
john waits patiently for whatever increasingly ridiculous excuse gale might give him this time, only to see gale's shoulders slump a bit, studying john's face for a beat longer before he lowers his eyes once again and mumbles, "don't know how to ride." john huffs out a breath of laughter, then stops when he realizes gale isn't laughing too.
"you're serious?" he asks, and gale nods, leaning back in his chair, cheeks a lovely shade of pink. "my dad never taught me to ride, and he never wanted to spend the money to get me a bike growing up, so." john immediately feels terrible for all of his jokes and pressuring, and for being unable to tear his eyes away from his blush.
"well, that's alright," he says easily, not wanting to embarrass gale any more than he already has. "i'll teach you."
that's how they end up in a secluded field after breakfast, and it's john's turn to feel a little flushed as he keeps a firm hand on the small of gale's back to help him stay upright, promising he won't let go until gale tells him to. gale picks up on the skill almost instantly, unsurprisingly, and john beams at the boyish excitement on gale's face when he finally gets going on his own.
mornings are much more exciting when john has someone to race to the mess hall, though he lets gale win sometimes just to see his favourite smile.
'you sound like my dad, john.' well, john hopes he's outdone him now.
#another little thing i'd like to turn into a oneshot someday <3#ik this isn't the usual filthy brainrot or drabble but#i just faced my arachnophobia (everyone else is asleep it was me against the world) and captured and released a spider#so i think i deserve a little bit of fluff. as a treat. and this sweet concept has been floating around in my head for a bit now#johnslittlespoon writes#buckbucky#clegan
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Miles 🩷
Anyways it’s really cool that marvel had a character who was suddenly introduced into a new timeline where they didnt previously exist and has to deal with the ramifications of that alongside the loss of their previous mentor figure and friends.
And its really on brand that they barely explored any of that with miles and made up a new white boy with some extra fanfiction style sad ritz to have that storyline instead 🤡
#spider-man#miles morales#peter parker#art#my art#comics#comic#marvel#spider-fam#i finally got an excuse to draw messy hair peter#as opposed to just his usual mild discheveled look#yes this Is spide-rboy slander#i won’t tag him specifically so the ones who like em don’t have to see it#because anti tags dont work#but they really took a storyline that they couldve done with miles and stamped a white kid homeless au on it#and didnt even have the gall to make him a good looking costume while doing it#i get that they more magically glossed over the fact that miles is a universal refugee from ultimate verse#but we really do not need more main verse spider characters to ignore#old mentor refering to ultimate jess who i dont think has been seen since the og spiderv-erse run
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Angel: *gazing lovingly at Husk* He could kill me, and I'd thank him.
Cherri: *who has heard this for the millionth time* I'd thank him too
#Angel: 😍…😏…😒…😑#Cherri is 1000% done with their pining bullshit#husk: *who has heard every word because they are LITERALLY SITTING AT THE BAR* : …but do you love me?#Angel: *bluescreens*#Cherri: For the love of SAtAN JUST f*** already!!!#(they’re already dating they just like to mess with people)#but as usual Angel flirts relentlessly until someone honestly reciprocates and then he just 😳 PANIK#Angel is a dumbass#but husk loves him anyway#Angel dust#husk#cherri bomb#huskerdust#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#hazbin cherri bomb#angel/husk#they’re in love your honor#but Cherri *is* aboutt three seconds from locking them in a closet together#Angel: you can’t put me back in the closet again! for fuck’s sake I came out seventy years ago!#angel dust needs a hug#consensually and preferably from husk#loser baby#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#angel hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#husk/angel#husk: oh god he’s an idiot#husk: *falls absolutely head over heels for this pink spider*
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just a quick sketch,,,,,,,,,
#just your usual work as spiderman ahahaha#i like drawing peter b did you know that-#anyway miguel's just doing fine at the back lmao#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#spider man#spider man 2099#spiderdads#peter b parker x miguel o'hara#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#my art#sketch
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a rendezvous beyond
and a halfway closeup just bc im rlly happy with how the bg turned out lol
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#SPIDER LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!#they are both trans by the way#rebluvio also draws lesbian noirpunk go check that out!!!#but ive been wanting to do my own fem designs for a while haha#then. finally. brown-spider gave me the perfect inspiration#FAT BUTCH TRANSFEM NOIR CANON (im lov her)#i wanted to keep hobie’s usual wicks but then she just looked like. regular hobie#she got her hair down for a date but yall better know its in a pineapple most of the time lol#i like the power move of not changing their names for genderswaps so they’re still hobie and peter#maybe short for something longer idk#anyway they are the wlw couple of all time#classy girls who kill fascists… like what more could you even want#theyre still also nerdy dorks tho its intrinsic to their characters#cw alcohol#i guess?? since theyre in a bar?? sure#spiderdykes
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To my homies who encouraged me to get Twitter, thank you so much. There are so many gorgeous Kabrus there and the overall Kabru content is plentiful. Also I just saw this absolutely divine jawdropping enchanting gorgeous stunning beautiful Kabru art and I am in a state of shock. Like look at this holy shit?????? Like click on the link and click on the image and zoom in on the details and stuff this is so incredible. I mean you don’t have to but this is so good and I’m losing my mind and there are so many little details you won’t see unless you zoom in so I recommend it.
For anyone looking quickly this is not my art it belongs to the Twitter user in the link and it’s so good I would recommend looking at it
https://x.com/Neruchiru_08/status/1841319033632862418
I get insane under the cut
It’s been like 4 hours and I cannot stop thinking about it. Every time I stand up I start shaking. I feel nauseous and am coughing constantly. I feel like I am choking. That image will be burned into my brain for a very long time. Why doesn’t Twitter let you reblog with really long comments I need to say a million compliments. My voice is cracking. My heart is hammering. I’m warm and sweaty. Holy shit I am fagging it up bro. It’s beautiful as an art piece because the composition and colors and stuff are absolutely amazing and it’s beautiful if you’re queer (or straight and like Kabru too) because Kabru looks so good. His shoulders are showing and something about Kabru’s shoulders showing makes me insane. Like I thought the whole “you can’t show your shoulders” dress code thing in school was a bunch of dumb bullshit but oh boy I understand now. Every time I see Kabru’s shoulders I think “I want to bite that man” and then I’m all like “WOW who just thought that” but it’s me I’m thinking that I’m going insane over him I want to bite his shoulders he makes me crazy he’s so pretty oh goodness wow oh wow oh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww IM GOING INSANE a lot more people have seen it now but I need to show this to everyone you guys don’t understand how this makes me feel I’m going to pass away and fall over and cry you guys look pretty Kabru art guys guys it’s Kabru being gorgeous oh my fucking god guys guys I am going to be sick guys oh god guys do you see him he’s so pretty guys guys guys holy shit dude guys. I am an enjoyer of the arts. I enjoy this art. For sure. Wow. Awesome. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. I am going to lose my mind. Ough. Guys. Guys guys guys. Do you????:!: seee????? The Kabru??????? Oh my god. Compliments to the artist. Beautiful. Beautiful lovely fantastic work. Awesome. This is great. I’m losing it. I showed my discord friends and I reblogged on Twitter and stuff but I wanted to show you guys too because I am a big fan of this beautiful Kabru art. I love this insanely much. Kabru fish…I love this creature the Kabru fish. Great 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 chat I am gonna die this is too beautiful Ough beautiful Kabru
I’m being so dramatic you guys but do you understand the power this art has do you understand my feelings I love this art so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Kabru 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Kabru fish 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 gorgeous 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#long post#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru dunmeshi#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#cw slur#the artist doesn’t say anything I call myself a fag because I am#idk if anybody is uncomfortable with the f slur or not#I’m queer btw I can reclaim that#usually I’ll just say I’m being gay but the emotions I’m feeling can not be described by anything as well as ‘fagging it up’#I’ve never felt this way for a man before this is like next level gayness#like I’ve found fictional guys attractive and stuff but I’ve never felt for them the way I do for Kabru#I would fall to my knees and bark like a dog if Kabru asked me he’s so attractive#he makes me feel fuzzy and stuff#Kabru disease…incurable. fatal. I am passing away#you guys don’t understand I love him so much I feel like I am going to explode#Kabru 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#this post feels crazier than normal but whatever#these are my true feelings they’re from my heart#Kabru 💕💕💕💕💕 love forever 💖💖💖💖💖💖#kabru posting#rope/spider post
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Was going to doodle a werewolf AU Miguel design because it would be stupid easy, but then I got blindsided by the 1610 boys. Peter-1610 was a real one.
I feel like werewolf stuff is kind of my brand (unintentionally) even though I never upload any of it here. Bonus: a kitty
(Miles, he looks like Abuela for the same reason you do.)
#spiderverse werewolf au#I'm really putting my diet furry butt on display here#I don't usually draw full wolf werewolves because they're just wolfsonas at that point#but I guess we're going Wolf Children (2012) style for this#Think I finally got the hang of the pencil brush#peter and the wolf (cub)#my art#werewolf au#werewolf#werepanther#Ma theres a weird cat out here#it looks like grandma#across the spiderverse#miles morales#prowler miles#spider man: across the spider verse#ultimate spiderman#the prowler#earth 42 prowler#ultimate spider man#spider man#into the spiderverse#itsv fanart#wolf#panther#peter parker#ripeter#Earth 1610 peter parker#miles g morales
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messy eater
#driftoodles#bg3#baldurs gate 3#kar'niss#drider#driders usually only need blood evrry few days but i bet they still wanna chew on like. a steak sometimes#like to pat his head rb to give him a juicy raw steak#sorry everyone that ive devolved into just spiders georg art he n abdirak have become p mindless n essy to draw ehen im stressed n im vewy#OH SO VEWY stwessed#just a scribble frm this morning. ok now i die
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