#it's the costume change prompt btw

[littlespacereader]

hayy :DD I saw that your writing requests are open and I was wondering if you could write a Star Wars fic? If that's okay of course ^^

The prompt would be Caregiver ch helping little ch getting their halloween costume ready (nothing too scary as they don't want to frighten their little)

I don't know if you could do one with Cg Indara and little Torbin (from The Acolyte), but if you don't for whatever reason, could you make it with Cg Tech and little Echo? Love your work btw 🥺

Thank you so much for you request!! I apologize, I have not finished the Acolyte (I only watched the first episode😅). But THE BAD BATCH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS AND ONE OF MY TOP HYPERFIXATIONS👀 Little Echo with Cg Tech🥹😭 My heart!!🙌😭💞 In a previous fic I wrote the Caregiver side of Echo, so I really wanted to showcase Echo’s struggles as a Regressor, dealing with the trauma he endured and how Tech and the rest of the Batch help him through it!

Thank you so much for your request!! I love me some Bad Batch request! Please send more!🥹💞🙌

Different But Still You🥺🎃

Caregiver! Tech and Little! Echo (SFW)

Tags- disable little, hurt and comfort, nonverbal little, forehead kisses, holding hands, hugs, sibling as both littles and caregivers

“I don’t know Tech…” Echo looked in the mirror at himself in his Halloween costume.

He lifted his scoop and his hand up, looking at himself. He didn’t feel like a Jedi with his costume on. He felt…different.

Everything felt different when he was regressed. His scoop bothered him, his legs bothered him. He used to have a hand and now? Now he didn’t. How could he be a Jedi without a hand? He’s be a useless Jedi…

He started to take his robe off when Tech stop him. “Hey, hey, hey,” Tech rushes over and finds a teary eyed Echo, at the beginning of a tantrum or a meltdown. He trying to figure out which…

“What is the problem with the costume? You said you wanted to be a Jedi.” Tech asks.

“Well I changed my mind.” He take the robe off and throws it on the floor with a huff. Ah, a meltdown.

Tech, as usual, analyses the situation. He kneels down so he’s below Echo and not hovering over him while he sits. “Tell me what’s wrong sweet boy.” He says gently.

Echo sigh, trying to hold himself back from crying, “I…I can’t be a Jedi.” He says, a voice heavy with emotion.

“And why is that? Anyone can be anything on Halloween.” Tech tilts his head.

“Be-Because of my hand…” He lifts his scoop to Tech.

Tech adjusts his glasses and look to Echo confused, “You can’t be a Jedi…”

“Because I’m missing my hand Dadee. See?” Tears fall from Echo’s eyes. “Jedi’s have their hands. I only have one.”

Echo lost his hand during his accident at the Citadel. Ever since then, whenever he regressed, he struggled with his scoop. It was easy as an adult to accept his disability, but harder when he regressed.

“Echo, may I remind you that the Jedi you used to serve under, General Skywalker, lost his hand too. You’re not alone.” Tech explains.

He reaches up and wipes the tears from his cheeks with his thumb, “You’re not alone Echo. There are more people in the galaxy missing a hand than you think.”

“This,” He lifts his hand to hold Echo’s scoop. “Is a part of who you are. It makes you unique, and more time than not it’s helped us out.”

“It-Its helped?”

“Of course it has. Last mission I wouldn’t have been able to get into the ships controls if you hadn’t scooped in and rewired the power.” Tech starts to explain.

“But even if you could not do anything with your scoop, it doesn’t define you Echo. You are your own person. And you are beautiful just the way you are.” He stands, leaning forward and kissing his forehead.

More tears fall from Echo’s eyes as he stands and practically tackles Tech into a hug. Tech chuckles, rubbing Echo’s back and lightly swaying them in the hug.

“Thank you.” Echo says softly, resting his head against Tech’s shoulder.

“Of course Echo. I want you to stop getting in your head about your scoop. But if you start feel insecure, I want you to come to Hunter or I, understood?”

Tech gets a small nod from Echo before he lifts his head off his shoulder. Tech wipes his teary cheeks before giving him another kiss to his forehead.

“Now, your brothers are waiting and we both know they aren’t patient.” He thinks to Wrecker and Crosshair, playing outside the Marauder while Hunter watches. “Do you want to stay a Jedi?”

Echo thinks for a moment before shaking his head no. Tech immediately recognizes he’s feeling nonverbal and accommodates him as such.

“Alright, let’s see what we have then.” Tech he holds his hand out for Echo to take before he leads him to a small trunk. Inside is all their play costumes, prop weapons and toys.

Tech kneels down and starts looking through. “I must admit, there are not many choices. Most of them belong to Wrecker and will be too big for you. The others belong to Crosshair and usually are horror movie themed.”

As he continues to look for something Echo’s size and something he’d like, Tech feels his arm getting tugged.

He lifts his head to Echo who points to Tech’s helmet. “My helmet…” Tech starts to follow Echo’s nonverbal cues.

“You want to wear my helmet?” He asks, getting a shake of the head from Echo.

Echo reaches down to where Tech is kneeling and points to his eye?….No! His goggles!

“You want to wear my goggles?” That gets a nod from Echo.

Finally Tech starts to see the trail Echo is on. “Would you like to be me for Halloween?”

That brings a smile to Echo’s face and an enthusiastic nod.

Tech smiles back, honored that Echo feels so comfortable that he would want to be him instead. “Of course you can. I’ll grab my spare armor from storage and you can be me. I bet wearing this will be much more comfortable than wearing an itchy costume.”

Tech didn’t plan on dressing up himself because of that. It’s a texture thing, he couldn’t stand the rough cheap fabrics on his skin. And it seems Echo was following suit with him.

��Come on darling, let’s get you ready for Halloween.” He holds his hand out and instead takes his scoop in his hand, walking together to the storage room.

~~~

Hunter stood outside the Marauder watching Crosshair and Wrecker play with each other as they waited for Echo and Tech.

Hunter could sense Echo’s anxiety since he woke up regressed. And while he would’ve loved to help him calm down and put his mind at ease, he knew only Tech could do that for Echo.

He wasn’t insulted, far from it. He was happy Echo felt comfortable and safe in Tech’s presence. Each Little in their batch had their person. He knew he’s Wrecker’s person, and when it came to Crosshair he went between Tech and himself.

But Echo’s person had been Tech since they met him for the first time on Skako Minor. Before that, Echo had mentioned a clone named Fives being his Caregiver…he wondered if they were similar.

“Crosshair! Don’t scare your brother.” Hunter scolded.

Of course Crosshair dressed as Michael Myers. Why wouldn’t he? Wrecker decided to go as a rancor which really just consisted of him wearing a grey shirt with a horn on his head.

Hunter decided to join in the fun as well, wearing a cowboy hat, a western vest and a sheriff badge as his costume. While Echo and Tech worked out the Little’s costume, he spent his time chasing Wrecker and Crosshair saying he was going to throw them in jail.

Steps down the ramp of the Marauder caught his attention. He turned to see Tech and Echo, a smile spreading across as he takes in the two Techs.

“I can’t tell who’s the real Tech anymore.” He lightly jokes.

Echo wears Tech’s backup armor and his spare pair of goggles. He hold Tech’s hand with his scoop, starting to feel more comfortable with it.

“I couldn’t be more honored.” Tech smiles to Echo. Echo lights up to the compliment.

“Wow!! Great costume Echo!” Wrecker runs over. “Come on! Crosshair and I are playing!”

Echo looks to Tech, silently asking him if it’s alright. With a nod from Tech, he runs over to Wrecker and starts playing with him and Crosshair.

Laughter and playful yelling surrounds the Bad Batch as the three Littles play and the two Caregiver keep a close eye.

Soon Wrecker runs over, “Papa…I…I want to be you for Halloween like Echo’s Dadee.”

Hunter chuckles, “Wrecker, I don’t think my armor is going to fit you but…” he takes his bandanna off and lean forward, putting around his head, “I bet this will do the trick.”

“Thank you Papa!” Wrecker runs back to the group, excitedly announcing that he’s Hunter.

A little while later…Crosshair comes over to the Caregivers a bit shy. He looks to the ground, “I want to be one of you…but Echo and Wrecker already took both of you!” He says frustrated, kicking a rock on the ground.

“What if you were both of us? You’d have my intelligence and Hunter’s heightened senses.” Tech suggests.

That perks Crosshair’s head up, “Really?”

“Of course. Stay here a moment,” Hunter goes into the ship and grabs another one of his bandanna’s. He ties it around Crosshair’s forehead.

Then Tech walks over and takes his goggles off, putting them on Crosshair. “There, now you are both of us.”

Crosshair doesn’t smile but clearly in his eyes he’s beyond happy. They get a small smirk from him before he runs off with the others, yelling that he’s the superior clone.

Hunter chuckles, “See? And they said Halloween with three Littles was going to be hard.”

“On the contrary, I can not see.” Tech squints without his goggles.

Hunter laughs, patting Tech on the back, “Don’t worry, I’ll keep you fill in on what they’re up to.”

And so the three Littles play around the Marauder while they’re Caregivers….well..while one of their Caregivers watches. But both with smiles on their faces as they hear their Littles having a great Halloween together. One big happy Batch.

[crumpet-doodles]

2018-2024 Redraw!!

2018:

2024:

Rant under the cut lmao

OUGHHHHHHHHH *fucking DIES* MANNNN I REMEMBER DRAWING THE OLD ONE- It was at summer camp and this really nice girl tried to teach me her artstyle ToT the perspective is SO OFF but give me a break, I was what- 8??? Anyways-

The ocs themselves are so so so SO old- I made them around the same time as the drawing actually, being inspired by our favorite 2010s "robo kitty" animation memes. You know the ones. (I was an IPad kid, but I was exposed to furries at a younger age than most/silly. I don't think I learned what a furry was until I was like- 9 or 10-)

I don't think I ever named them, they were just Robodog and Cyborg Kitty. It was basically an AU of another one of my ocs, Venus, but if they got captured and sent to a lab (2000s/2010s kids, you know. The fucking neon emo wolf lab shit. The good stuff <33) I absolutely LOVED them. Also, they were nonbinary before I knew what that was. The term I used instead was. Ragingly embarrassing, so I shan't tell what it was.

I found some old drawings, too-

I find it so funny because every single time I drew them their design changed. The last pic was a jungle-themed costume btw.

They were supposed to be a tortoiseshell-calico mix, but I didn't know what either of those looked like, so I improvised lmao.

But yeah. The prompt for the picture was Cy talking about an adventure they had before being kidnapped to the lab, and Robodog listening. (BTW they actually hacked robodog bc he was evil. Yeah. They were so cool <333)

Anyways, this was SO fun to draw, especially because of the fact I improved so much lmfao.

Wait. Wait- 2018 WAS 6 YEARS AGO!?!? HOOOLY SHI-

[filthyfluffyfantasies]

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+ 🔞𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖘 𝖉𝖓𝖎 +

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✧ ˚ 　· 　　 . in the spirit of good old-fashioned wickedness and debauchery, i will be partaking in the lazy ghouls kinktober prompts posted by @chestharrington on their blog, please go reblog and support them, btw!! anywhore,this post will serve as both a sneak peek and a compilation of sorts and it'll link to all the fics i do manage to post during kinktober. keep in mind that all of these might not get accomplished + this list is subject to change on a whim, because i'm a flaky whore, v. indecisive and i burn out real fast + i'm real busy these days , with -hopefully- starting a new job + other real life commitments and all that jazz.. if you do see anything at all that strikes your fancy to read, let me know -heart the post/comment, all that stuff & I'll be happy to tag.✧ ˚ 　· 　　 .

+ below the cut, that's the list mhm. +

𝖔𝖓𝖊

thigh riding ft gareth emerson

lovemaking ft steve harrington

virginity ft charlie walker

virginity ft topper thornton

𝖙𝖜𝖔

on camera ft charlie walker

𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊

anonymous sex ft rockstar!eddie munson

𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖗

creampie/breeding ft rockstar!eddie munson

creampie/breeding ft steve harrington

𝖋𝖎𝖛𝖊

a/b/o ft werewolf!eddie munson ( part 1 part 2 )

a/b/o ft werewolf!billy hargrove ( part 1 part 2 part 3 )

costumes ft opie winston

𝖇𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖘 ��𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙

week 1 blurb, masturbation with Eddie Munson - Stranger Things

week 1 blurb, lovemaking with Pietro Maximoff - MCU

week 2 blurb, role reversal with Steve Harrington - Stranger Things

week 3 blurb, lovemaking/virginity with Sweetpea - Riverdale

week 3 blurb, exhibitionism/voyeurism with Steve Harrington - Stranger Things

week 5 blurb, costumes with Charlie Walker - Scream 4

[kiwikarpart]

30 Day Art Improvement Challenge

Day 6: Design a character from a linked character generator! Be creative and bring something to life!

(btw I drew this yesterday, but it was so late by the time I was done I waited until today to post it)

I thought this prompt would be easy since I like making characters, but both of the generators don't list any physical traits in their prompts. So I decided to use a prompt from both generators, which gave me "The emotionally detached genius who has a dual identity" and "The Fire Walker". I wasn't sure what to do with these, then I remembered an old story I came up with(didn't make any character designs for it so I'm not cheating) inspired by a prompt about the kids of a superhero and supervillain working for their parents enemy. I focused on the superhero's son for this one, using the 1st prompt for his civilian form and the 2nd prompt for his villain costume(it's basically a firefighter outfit because I'm not great at designing hero or villain outfits). The gist of his character is that he wants radical change. He works with the villain by coming up with plans and gadgets, mostly because he doesn't believe in his dad's ideals and partly because he resents his dad for never being a part of his life.

Is the end result cringe? Probably. But that's bound to happen when you leave your comfort zone so I have no regrets.

[levymcgarden55]

I’ve felt very similarly, so I made this list where I can roll 2d100 and combine the two options into an art prompt. Here’s the list

Art table

An interesting & dynamic pose

Inanimate object / large prop (flowers, fruit)

Odd angle / foreshortening

Fake game screenshot (gacha summon / attack, anime, dating sim)

Fake phone screenshot (in the camera app, text convo with a picture sent, discord messages while in video chat)

Ad, magazine cover, poster, album cover

Post card, mural, stained glass, polaroid

Blurry candid

In the middle of a battle

Making a weird face / expressing big emotions

Turned away from the camera

Merch (plushie, ice cream bar, drink, action figure, packaging for their fav food)

In a historical style (art nouveau, Picasso, the scream, a moment from a character’s backstory with someone looking on in horror like the pope @ Jesus’s crucifixion)

In a video game’s style (hades, animal crossing, pokemon)

In a show’s style (ghibli, Steven universe, gravity falls, adventure time)m, muppets)

In a graphic novel/comic book style (Emily the strange, Scott pilgrim, jojo)

In another artist’s style 

Use a color palette (consider a blind palette, which is setting your graphic settings to grayscale, picking out a palette & not turning color back on until the art’s done)

As a playing card / tarot card

Reflection as a focal point

Cover the eyes

Pride art

Clothes fit for the weather (hot, cold, wet - swimsuit, crop top + shorts, all bundled up, rain coat)

Doing a seasonal activity (jumping in leaves, making gingerbread house, Halloween costume, birthday cake, etc)

Doing exercise in appropriate clothes

Pinup (pole dance pose, something vintage like Hilda)

Background focus

2+ characters

Genre swap (fantasy, sci fi, cyberpunk)

Add accessories (bows, bracelets, ties, earrings, necklaces/chokers/collar, hair clips, rings)

Doing a thing you do (brushing teeth, reading a book, making art, eating food on a couch)

Doing self care (painting nails, putting on lotion, brushing hair, etc)

With accessibility aids (putting in earplugs, big sunglasses, stim toys)

Eating with a focus on the food (meal or just a snack)

Drinking (boba, galaxy shake, water bottle)

Sucking on candy, chewing gum

Doing something exceptionally cozy

Doing a chore / errands like shopping

Sketch page

In an aesthetic outfit (lovecore, pastel goth, steampunk, etc)

Silly stock photo poses

Emphasis on hands

Partial background

Meme (lofi girl, cat, this is how you talk to a short person, tbh/btw creature, whatever’s popular)

Different lighting than normal (sunset, countershading, harsh, dark but lit by screen or a cracked door)

As a maid cafe worker / e-girl 

As an idol / magical girl

Playing video games / listening to music with chunky headphones

What’s in their pockets

Get weird & experimental with it

Different line style than normal (thick, colored, lineless, heavily weighted)

Emotions practice! Look up expression memes

Animation (simple or complex)

Kissing / holding hands 

Cuddling / hugging

Windy (consider dynamic fabric like a scarf)

Gesture drawings

In a bottle / pocket

Gleefully dancing / splashing

Wearing flower crown & necklace

Age up / down

As a constellation 

The smallest you can draw them

The absolute wettest poor little meow meow

In clothes/looks/personality that are the opposite of their style

With song lyrics

Fantasy race / gender swap (demon, merfolk, genasi) 

Different shading style (harsh blacks, textured shadows, minimal, cross hatch)

Different vibe than normal (dreamy, creepy)

Interesting POV (inside of fridge, looking through window)

Doing a sport or similar physical activity (snow/skate boarding, tennis, soccer)

No references!!

Redesign them with a different aspect of their character at the forefront (ie a siren designed less like a mermaid and more like an opera singer)

Leave it at a different level of completion than normal (ie just a sketch, keeping something purposefully unshaded)

Change up shading styles partway through 

Different media than normal (watercolors, pixel art, etc)

Pick up an old WIP

Do it the most self indulgent way possible

Liquid of some kind (tears, oil slick, rain, bathing, blood, potion, in a soup pot)

Time (looking at a watch, a spread of them growing up, looking out of a clock tower)

Sleep (sleeping in someone’s arms, in bed and sleepless)

In a slutty little outfit / completely covered up

In clothes that are not fit for the weather 

Making something physical with their hands, preferably art (sculpting something small, throwing pottery, knitting)

Doing an everyday unglamorous chore (mopping up a spill, cleaning dishes, taking out the trash, walking to work, feeding a pet)

Failing to do the other thing you rolled (if this truly doesn’t make sense just reroll)

Sick (in bed, recovering from surgery, taking care of a sick person)

Plants (watering a garden, planing a sapling, playing they love me they love me not, presenting a bouquet)

Find a weird clothing article or accessory online. Design a character outfit around it

Class swap - physical (explorer, barbarian, knight, pugilist, swashbuckler, samurai, grappler, drunken monk, shifter, gladiator)

Class swap - physical 2 (dancer, rogue, gunslinger, ranger, assassin, inquisitor, skald, beast master)

Class swap - magical (necromancer, wizard, prophet, warlock, witch, sorcerer, cleric, psychic) 

Class swap - magical 2 (paladin, elemental mage, summoner, spellblade, illusionist, druid, bard, gun mage, arcane rogue)

Class swap - sidelines (strategist, cook, hacker, merchant, pilot/driver, tinkerer, alchemist, medic, trapper, messenger)

Class swap - sidelines 2 (scholar, jester, gambler, detective/spy, scout, minstrel, tracker/navigator, negotiator/character face, noble, communications officer, captain)

In fancy clothes

Wearing a costume / disguise

Doing whatever they do best

Pour in the symbolism (sun/moon, angel/demon, king/knight, etc)

As a monster (zombie, werewolf, vampire, dragon)

I feel like a huge reason my art has felt so stagnant in 2023 for the most part is well. For one it’s megadepression obviously. But two, i feel like my work lacks spontaneity. I feel like i left things up to chance or iterated on ideas more freely in earlier years. I feel stiff as a board sometimes these days, i need to work on physical paper again. Get that flow back.

[laxibbeb]

she's here to kill the president i love designing some latex and shoes [look at the shoes]

you know the deal – all the mlb guys i draw are always aged up [20ish]

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[222col]

Angel and the Devil

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

Summary: Eddie has had a crush on you for months, driving all his friends crazy talking about you 24/7. When Nancy Wheeler throws a party, everything changes.

Word Count: 794

Warnings: serious fluuuff

a/n: requests r open btw :) some prompts for a helpin hand <3

“Eddie! We get it!” Dustin groans to the Hellfire leader at the lunch table. “If you like her so much, then go ask her out!” The other boys and Max are stifling laughs at Dustin’s outbreak, most of them thinking the same thing. They’d had to listen to Eddie talk about Y/N, nearly every second of the day, apart from when we was speaking about D&D or Corroded Coffin.

Eddie slumps on his seat, crossing his arms, “It’s not that easy.” He whispers into the bite of his sandwich. The boys all groan, rolling their eyes. All of them aren’t sure that Eddie has even spoken to you before, apart from speaking to you at your job at Family Video, which he had now become a regular at. If it wasn’t for the younger boys being friends with Steve, the other members of Corroded Coffin would have never have believed Eddie would fall for Steve Harrington’s best friend. “Why don’t you come to Nancy’s Halloween party, no doubt she’ll be there with Steve and Robin, you can ask her then?” Lucas suggests. “What do you mean, Nancy’s party?” Mike questions, unaware of what his sister has planned. “Your parents are away this weekend, Halloween weekend. Of course your sister is throwing a party, at least one Wheeler has some sense.” Max explains.

Eddie throws a last minute costume together, finding a red t-shirt and buying a pair of devil horns. “Really playing up to the satanic rumour, Munson.” Dustin laughs as everyone walks up to the Wheeler house, music already being heard from the bottom of the driveway. Mike welcomes you all in, Eddie spots you with Robin in the kitchen immediately. White dress, wings and an angel halo headband. “Did you plan this, Munson? To match with Y/N?” Dustin speaks, immediately being hit in the arm by Eddie. “Of course not!” He notices Robin whisper something in your ear and gesture in his direction. You turn your head in his direction, giggling when you notice his costume. Hoping down off the counter, making your way straight towards him. “Is she walking straight to me or am I dreaming, Sinclair?!” Lucas just pinches Eddie. “Okay, yeah. Felt that. Not dreaming.”

“Munson!” You shout, wrapping your arms around him to greet him. His eyes widen, hugging you back. “We’re matching! Looks like you’re stuck with me tonight then.” Eddie can’t even speak, just nodding as you link your arm through his, leading him over to the punch bowl. “Please someone tell me he likes her back.” Robin sighs to the Hellfire crowd. The boys’ eyes all widen, looking straight to Robin. “He’s pretty much in love with her.” Max responds. “Thank god for that. I can’t listen to her talk about Eddie all day much longer.”

“I gotta ask you, Munson.” You start to question, biting your fingernails as Eddie pours the two of you a glass of punch each. “Is Poltergeist your favourite movie?” Eddie’s eyebrows furrow as he hands you the cup. He has to hide his reaction as he realises. “Because you seem to check out that movie every time you come into the store!” You finish, hoping back up to sit on the counter. In all honesty, Eddie just picks the video closest to you at your desk in Family Video. He blushes slightly, moving to stand in front of you, one hand next to your hip on the counter. Eddie takes a deep breath in. “Honestly, Y/N, I didn’t even know what movie I’ve been checking out, I never watch it.” You lean forward, questioning his words, the blush not leaving Eddie’s cheeks, as your face is much closer to his now. “I just pick a random one each time, guess I managed to keep picking the same one.” Eddie hides his face behind his hands, making you giggle.

You move his hands, keeping hold of them as you move them away from his face. “I just wanted an excuse to see you a few times a week, renting a video seemed like the easiest way to do it.” You move his hands again, placing them on your waist. His smile growing bigger by the second. “Well, I’m very glad you do. Seeing your van arrive at Family Video makes my day. Watching your face bounce in makes it even better.” Eddie can’t resist himself now, leaning forward and planting his lips on yours. Your hands move up to his face, rubbing his cheek with your thumb as he kisses you lightly. You hear shouts and celebrations to the left of you, noticing all your friends had been watching the whole time. You both blush and laugh, hiding your head in Eddie’s chest, before you hear them all shout. “Finally!”

[jesslockwood]

Photo Opportunities

Word Count: 2.7k

Pairing(s): Tom Holland x Actress!Reader

Warnings: FLUFF with a slightly (barely) suggestive sentence towards the end 

A/n: damn I can't write anything except actress reader? smh but this is for @londonspidey ‘s sit-com Writing challenge (ik I'm early lol) but I was so excited I wrote the whole thing in one go lmao the prompt is bolded!

Calling yourself a fan was an understatement. You were obsessed with anything and everything marvel. And oddly enough, you could after today say you were in the club. It wasn’t a public fact yet, until later that day actually, at the Marvel panel at comic con that you were being announced as the actress for the character, Felica Hardy and no one else knew except for the people who cast you and your best friend who signed an NDA. You were technically still a known actress for your roles on television mainly as Thalia on the PJO Disney + series and a couple of still decently sized films. 

You were currently wrapping up signing autographs for fans of yours for today. Your team had planned it out so it wasn’t suspicious that you were at the con with a few of your castmates scattered doing other junkets and press so people wouldn’t guess who they were acting as the cast for new marvel projects. 

You had been planning to go meet your best friend, who wasn’t in the industry before getting a text that she bought you both a photo-op with someone and she wouldn’t tell you who. You couldn’t only assume it was a marvel actor that you would indeed, freak out. 

Y/b/n: btw I brought you a mask. I get the wig lol.

You: please tell me it doesn’t cover my full face. Also, how are we posing?

Y/b/n: I bought as many photo ops as I could so a lot of different ones, And if I tell you the poses it’ll spoil it.

You: is this with the money I pay you to be my assistant with? Lol fine I’m omw with security

Y/b/n: maybe… 

Y/b/n: and they’ll need more backup security for who we’re getting a photo op with than you do for your hellfire.

You roll your eyes before taking your stuff and exiting the booth, before heading out the backways with staff security and your detailed security for the day. You only had security because you wanted to explore the con when you weren’t needed.

Your best friend had also been your assistant for the con weekend, but you didn’t want her to be confined to you the whole three days so when she could, you would let her explore it, at least she could experience it as a fan, right?

When you made it to that part of the building, you wanted to wait in line with her, which your security didn’t agree to so she texted you when there were about five people ahead of her. She was one of the last in line, with you asking her to be kind, so others would get their chance to be first with whomever it was. 

When she texted you and your detailed exit, getting a few stares and others taking their phones out to either take photos or tweet, you wave at them before joining your best friend in line.

“Here,” she says before handing you none other than a black cat mask before she puts on a red wig. 

You glare at her slightly trying to not make a scene, before putting it on. 

“I’m assuming you're Mary Jane?” you laugh figuring out that it had to be someone from Spider-Man.

“How’d you- never mind.” She laughs with you.

She then explains how she’s going to pose for your five photo ops, joking in between how she should “get a raise for this”.

You catch sight of him before sucking in your breath. This was either going to go down amazingly or terribly, there was no in-between with you. 

“Excuse Me, are you Y/n Y/l/n?”

You turn around and are met by some fans who were standing in line behind you.

“I am! How’s your con going?” you ask politely to the two of them.

“It's going amazing! We love you as Thalia! Could we maybe get a picture? Only if it’s okay?”

“Of course! Thank you for supporting me!” your best friend grabs their phone to take the photo, before you take off the mask, and stand between the two fans, and your best friend snaps a few photos. 

“Thank you so much! And Are you fans of Tom?”

You start slowly walking back to catch up to the line. 

“Yeah, I love him as Spiderman, but I also enjoy his other roles. He's very talented, I'd love to work with him one day!” 

“Have you seen him in Uncharted?  We love Him as Nathan drake!”

“I have, he was amazing per usual! How are you two posing with him?”

They show you their innovative pose. You laugh and tell them it's great before you have to wish them goodbye before heading up for your turn for the photo op. 

“How do we want to pose- hang on, I recognize you!”

You freeze slightly before your friend mouths for you to flirt. You look down at the mask in your hand before getting into character and saying “Of course you do Spidey, I'm always causing you trouble.” you put on the mask and wink. 

He seems slightly stunned, laughing, feeling like he’s seen you somewhere, not only because he found you extremely gorgeous, while in his peripheral vision he sees his brother/ assistant, Harry waving like a madman on the side. 

Your friend directs you both through the poses, first, one both him putting “webs” onto you as she looks over his shoulder, the second one, both of you kissing his cheeks, the third, all jumping in the air in your best superhero poses, the fourth one she gets a photo op alone and the last one she gives to you,

“Seriously, who are you?”

“Your Wildest dreams, baby,” you say, taking off the mask. 

Your best friend yells “freestyle” from the sidelines before Tom dips you, gently, with you shocked, holding the mask out with your free arm and the photo captures that moment. 

 He gently helps you stand back up fully, not before you drop the mask.

“Nice moves Spider-Man.”

“Not so bad yourself, Black Cat.”

You laugh before, taking off with your best friend, well more her dragging you to the printing station leaving the mask behind. Tom picks it up before shoving it in his back pocket to hopefully give back if he could find you. 

-

`You were sitting in the green room, trending on Twitter before you were actually supposed to be trending on Twitter, and god knows where else.  

Someone had snuck a video of you and Tom, up till him dipping you, and a video of you interacting with the fans in the line.

Your Y/b/n was currently reading off some tweets out loud

“‘A kind queen we stan.’  I agree, I also agree with ‘Date her if you can't date me tom!!!’.

‘THALIA AND PETER PARKER??? My two fandoms have collided.’ same, same. Oo this one says, ‘if she ain’t playing black cat I will sue marvel.’ I'm dying at the reply ‘She needs to post the photos or I'll sue her!’. This one’s funny, ‘she could squash him like a bug in heels but he liked his queen like that.’.”

She pauses watching you texting.

“Y/n? Y/n?”

“What? Sorry I was only half listening. I was texting my publicist. She said to stay on the DL until tonight. 

“Well we should get food, you haven't eaten since this morning.”

“By the way, your show has shot to number one on Disney +. Also, you have like three times the followers you had before, probably cause you're trending on every platform, even Tumblr!”

“Wow you should just become my social media manager now.” you joke trying to ease the joy yet weirded out feeling in your stomach.

“Does that come with a raise? Because after today I've spent way too much of what I'm paid.” she jokes back.

-

After finishing his photo ops Tom asked Harry who she was and to find out. By the time he finished autographs for the day, Tom and Harry walked to the panel room in the back for announcements, one that included him for the new Avengers movie, while Harry gave him the rundown.

“So she’s an actress, she plays Thalia on Disney plus’ Percy Jackson series, and that's her most known project. The other girl with her is her assistant best friend, and now she's trending everywhere. People dug up some old photos of her being a marvel/Spider-Man fan, so there's that. And she's here at the con for the rest of the weekend. She's doing photo ops tomorrow at one, and yes she's single from what I gather since you were looking at her like this.” he makes a weird face before tom smacks him.

“And plus you have time in your schedule to get a photo op with her, that is if you eat lunch quickly.”

That gave Tom an idea. 

“Harry I’m going to need you to book me one, oh and help me find a Spider-Man costume!” He says, before leaving harry to do ‘assistant’ work. entering the green room for the announcements, watching them announce a new movie.

“We are so excited to announce to the Marvel Universe, and spider-verse-” that perked tom’s ears, “-directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood, and today we are announcing our amazing Miss Felicia Hardy, please give a warm welcome to the stage, Your Black Cat!”

You suddenly emerged in an aisle way, dressed in all black with a leather jacket, black ankle boots, and of course black sunglasses indoors.

The music is marvel music until it suddenly changes after a recorded laugh from you into “I can’t be tamed by Miley Cyrus”.

You start owning the music while saying hi and touching fans’ hands. You decide to take off your sunglasses and throwing them to a fan, for them to keep, before getting on stage.

“What a Performance from the one the only Y/n Y/l/n!”

You laugh, being met with the loudest applause you had heard all con before being handed a Mic. 

“Thank you but I'm a terrible dancer.” You Joke.

Tom was staring at the screen stunned. You had been the black cat all along. You were in the marvel universe and spidey one,  so he'd definitely be seeing more of you. The hard part is that you seemed so genuine when you talked, interacted with fans and was no doubt, stunning. 

“Better close your mouth or the flies will get in.” Tom turns around to find the voice of none other than his friend slash bully, Sebastian Stan, along with Anthony Mackie.

“Looks like the kid has a crush!” Anthony laughs, pointing to the screen you were on.

“I-I don’t! I don’t even know her!” Tom tries to come to his own defense, hopelessly.

“She’s got you whipped already don’t even deny it.” Harry comes in, joining the teasing of one, Tom Holland.

“Maybe we can invite her out for drinks tonight, then fanboy over here can meet her, and then probably scare her off!” Anthony mentions.

“You haven’t looked on the internet? They’ve already met.” Seb says, before showing Anthony twitter. 

Anthony stands there slightly shocked before bursting into laughter.

“Well, she’s damn well a keeper for Tom since she obviously likes him.”

A staff member peaks their head in the green room to tell Tom he’s up next.

“Well, that’s my cue to leave you two!”

On the other hand, you were on an adrenaline high from being on stage, and seeing all the fans. You knew tomorrow was going to be crazy, as you expected people to book your photo op left and right since the announcement. 

You had decided to decline an offer from your fellow marvel universe castmates, Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie, which they so graciously told you that whenever you’re free, the offer still stood. 

You had gotten to your hotel room seeing your phone blowing up on the social media apps for the second time that day. 

You responded to the important stuff, before heading to bed, knowing it was going to be hectic.

-

You had been right, it was absolutely insane, the number of people who showed up. You had fully booked all your time slots for photo ops. You had seen so many people dressed up in marvel cosplay, ranging from Loki to Ironman, even some people dressed up as your character, which was wildly insane to see.

You had been nearing the end of the line and had enjoyed every moment with the fans, and you couldn’t wait for your autographing session later that day, to truly get a chance to talk to the fans and connect with them and how they felt about you being their beloved Black Cat. 

After a few more photos, posing how they wanted, you see a fully dressed, head to toe, mask and all, Spider-Man. You had seen some spider-mans but most took off their masks to snap a picture. The person was the last in line. 

“Hey Black Cat.” The southern American accented voice tells you, seeming very familiar. 

“Hey, Spider, what poses do you have up your sleeve?” you ask kindly.

“I bought a few, Cat.” they laugh.

“Okay, You can do whatever a spider can right?” you pull out a line out of the comics jokingly.

“I can do flips if that’s what you’re asking.”

“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.” you laugh. 

“I really can, but this is one.”

He gets down on one knee, holding a black cat mask instead of a ring. The photographer captures the shocked expression on your face.

“I- Don’t- What- Spider I-” 

“Ow My feelings…” Suddenly their voice changes into a British accent before they pull off the mask to reveal-

“Tom?”

“I guess you don’t have a spidey sense darling?” The photographer captures the moment without warning eating the moment up. 

You laugh at that. 

“I guess you found out my true identity Spider. And it’s nice to officially meet you, Tom.”

He laughs, just as nervous as you, he notices he has gotten closer to you and a strand of hair loosely is blowing in your face, so naturally, he pushes it behind your ear. Another snap of the camera can be heard. 

“NOW KISS!” a voice belonging to your best friend yells from the side, mid-eating a churro.

You both laugh really hard at that.

The both of you calm down, slowly leaning lost in the moment. The camera snaps again. You both look at the photographer weirded out, and they just shrug.

“Wait can you actually do a flip?” you ask, pulling away, not wanting prying eyes aka the photographer, to pry in your business. 

“I can, though I’d show you later, maybe in the greenroom?”

“That sounds naughty, but, sure.” you joke around. 

He laughs before, you both take off from the area going to grab the photos.

-

After spending most of the day together when you could, you get Tom’s number, before heading back to your hotel room. He texts you as soon as you get back. 

Spider: I had fun today, minus finding our assistants making out.

You: we should ‘snog’ too, it’ll gross them out ;)

You: I had fun too btw. Are you leaving tomorrow?

Spider: lol we should. And yeah an early flight, 6 am to be exact. Hbu?

You: Yeah me too... another day another dollar lol

Spider: ill miss you, Cat.

You: stop talking like we’ll never see each other again lol. As a matter of fact, come to my room, we’re watching a movie!

Spider: alright, I’ll order snacks. 

  You sigh smiling at your phone. You haven’t felt this giddy in a long time.

Your phone pings with a few Instagram notifications.

Tomholland2013 has started following you.

Tomholland2013 has tagged you in a photo.

You open Instagram to find the photo of him “proposing” to you posted.

“Ow, my leg, my- feelings...Welcome to the Universe, Cat.” the photo is captioned. You decide to post, the photo of him dipping you.

“So what do you say, Spider? Wanna help me pull off the Heist of the Heist of the Century?” you caption it, Before getting comfortable to watch a movie. 

What an opportunity ;)

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[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

May I present.....

...... JAMIE [no last name yet lmao]

Jamie my beloved uses all pronouns, though their preference changes depending on the day (she Will judge you if you only stick to one btw. immediate vibe check fail)

He has red hair, but he bleaches it to paint it a bright magenta. Her mom doesn't like it (Jamie is the only one of their siblings who got the red hair from the mom's side of the family), but she knows that if she doesn't help her kid Jamie will just do it on his own - meaning it will come out all irregular and patchy; so she helps them with it anyways. They purposefully keep their hair in that annoying length that is long enough to be a nuisance but too short to tie back because they think it looks cool. That does not stop her from complaining about it though. Any suggestions about either cutting it short or letting it grow out will be met with a completely horrified expression (you might as well just have suggested to kill some puppies for fun)

They started getting chronic fatigue somewhere in middle school, and soon enough it got bad enough that he couldn't go to school every day of the week. If he was a fan of movies before she is now obsessed with them, often rewatching them and analyzing camera angle, lighting, costume and so on. They are also really into playing guitar and takes care of the three models they own as if they were his newborns.

The days were they were alone at home (siblings at school and mom at work - dad is out of the picture) quickly became his chance to endulge in his two guilty pleasures: pirating R-rated horror movies they were definitely not old enough to watch and predictable cliche high school dramas she was too embarrassed to be seen consuming. Both made permanent and irreparable damage to his psyche.

Jamie has this weird complex where they want to be just like everyone else (since their childhood looked quite different from the norm due to his disability) while simultaneously wanting to be unique (all those "not like other girls" - esque guilty pleasure movies rotted his brain. The genderfluidity also didn't help in that regard, even if she wasn't aware of it at the time)

That is perhaps best illustrated in their gender journey: Jamie woke up one day and realized "hey! I'm genderfluid!" and was just extremely chill about it. However the people around him (irl friends and classmates as well as movie characters) always seemed to be struggling with their gender and sexuality so they pretended that they were also going through a crisis in order to fit in. So overall she spent more time feeling bad about lying to her friends than actually thinking about their gender

I still have some more stuff in my brain but I think this is enough for now lmao. Though I am very happy to elaborate if prompted :) having OCs is so fun!!!!!! :D <33333

GUYS. I THINK I'M CREATING OCS AGAIN.

[yumiakikaze]

Code July Day 8: AU(?)

Disclaimer: I have a lot of AU S1-3 or post-S3 Yumi designs. I use emotes to symbolize each AU Yumi, so here's an overview to the AU Yumis I have.

I might post a new art in the same prompt because a large portion of this are my old artworks. And i had an artblock goddammit

🦋: Mythic - Project Chrysalis (Butterfly Yumi)

🦊: Japanese Fantasy (Kitsune Miko Yumi)

👹: Oni Yumi

🌸: Onna-Musha Yumi (Upgraded/Post-S3)

🐱: Neko Yumi (Basically a virtualization error which Yumi got a DNA fusion with her adopted pet cat)

😈: Onryo Empress Yumi (Epsilon Tarantula's Garage Kids)

💀: X.A.N.A Yumi

🦋 Project Chrysalis, the Colorful Butterfly 🦋

Influenced by the song "Butterfly" by smile.dk and the remix by Kors k feat. Starbitz in Dancerush stardom, this Yumi got a butterfly-themed upgrade with some extra abilities like illusion and summoning butterflies for distraction. The species she's based on is a peacock swallowtail (Papilio blumei)

She's still keeping her seriousness in fighting, but she is easily flustered when someone pets her antenna hair. (Yep, the antennae is actually her hair). The bracelet is an transformation item. Project Chrysalis is a part of Mythic / Mystical Upgrades AU that will be into 4 parts, each part focusing on Ulrich, Yumi, Odd and Aelita.

🦊 Japanese Fantasy, the Extroverted Fox Maiden 🦊

Before you ask, this is the official rebranding of the iroha uta AU bc I really suck at romance. The old color scheme has too much orange, so I made her to be more like a miko (shrine maiden) and Aelita's helper. So, no geisha makeup, she still does wear her red eyeshadow/eyeliner tho!

Fox Yumi has fire controlling abilities, in the form of fireballs! sadly she can't turn into an actual fox. She can also change her eye color into red whenever she has any strong emotions (mostly being agitated)

This new Lyoko outfit is only worn in the new Japanese sector, named Yamato sector!

👹 Oni Yumi, the Spunky Demon and Guardian 👹

I already posted her fixed design in my previous codejuly entry.

She's part of an unnamed AU, but here are some quirks of her. She is loosely based of one of my fav Hololive Vtubers, Nakiri Ayame. Her katana blade is her secondary weapon, and when she draws her blade, she also can manipulate fire with her katana. Aside from it, she can also create flowers... with toxic pollen. Her fans can also spread the pollen in a greater range.

The red flower underneath her eye and on her left shoulder are curse marks btw. Oni!Yumi always emphasize that those aren't tattoos, those are legit, actual curse marks. Her anger is one of her main flaws. She can change her eye color to hazel when she's really enraged, but as for now, I haven't drawn her "hazel eyes" mode. Personality wise, she's spunky, but can be ruthless and unapologetic when she finally snapped.

🌸 Upgraded AU, the Elegant yet Cool Onna-Musha 🌸

P.S. Onna musha is another term of onna bugeisha, which means "woman martial artist". It is also sort of a wordplay, bc in season 1-3 Yumi's Lyoko form is a traditional geisha.

Tbh she has a lot of changes. Her initial upgraded design was more Chinese-looking, not Japanese (bc my dumbass brain thought that using halloweencostumes.com was a good idea for costume design), so I changed it entirely to be a mix of original design and garage kids fused together. Oh, she also wears black fingerless gloves, a breastplate, a Japanese-styled shoulder guard/pad, and bandages on her left arm. No full body design, but i might change her boots a bit.

I prefer using this route for Yumi in my post-S3 AU, and I already hate S4 for making Yumi's Lyoko form look more like a bunnygirl, so... welp. This AU Yumi doesn't have changes personality-wise to the normal Yumi, but probably... I'll change bits of it gradually. Her secondary weapon will be a naginata!

🐱 Neko Yumi, The Cutest Virtualization Bug Ever 🐱

Basically it's season 1-3 Yumi with cat ears and tail because of a "DNA fusion" with her adopted pet cat. I might make a nekomata variety of this, but let's see.

This literally is just a random idea bc I love kemonomimi. The ears, bell and tail color is based of my Twitter friend's pet cat, they named it Yumi too 🐱 (Bc their twitter account is privated, here's the cat)

😈 Onryo Empress, the Seductive yet Destructive Demon-Ghost 😈

AU by EpsilonTarantula (AO3) (FFN)

People been saying she looks like Nezuko or any other Kimetsu no Yaiba character, but this design is more influenced by the geisha in identity V.

According to Epsilon, Onryo Empress Yumi is not awkward at all and is a superb seductress. Which, while great for Ulrich, is not great for everyone else. One look at the Onryo Empress and you understand that this is a true queen of darkness.

💀 X.A.N.A.-Yumi, Simple But Intimidating 💀

X.A.N.A.-Yumi is personally my most favorite design of all these AU Yumis I ever created. She is basically a fusion between oiran, geisha and kunoichi. Sorry for the messy motifs of her kimono whatsoever, those are supposed to be lilies.

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DO NOT REPOST & EDIT WITHOUT CREDIT/PERMISSION AND THANK YOU!

[creatureofmystry]

MLB x DC Universe Headcannons

I just love the idea of MLB and DC (expecially Batfam cuz Mari is such a Wayne) being in the same universe and crossing over. So one night, I just had an idea overload of different ways the Marinette would know the batfam/be a part of the DC universe. And if any of my shitty ideas somehow inspire or prompt you, then please be my guest. 😊 _

1) “Ladybugs of Past and Present”

Hippolyta, Wonder Woman’s mother, was once a previous holder of the ladybug miraculous. When Fu activated the miraculous and put them in circulation, Hippolyta could feel its magic waking back up. Knowing there must a reason for it to be out, she sent a message to her daughter. Diana searched, finding Marinette and Adrien as the present holders of the ladybug and cat miraculous. She vouched and brought them into the Young Justice program while they also made their own team, Project: Zodiac (or something like that).

[Sometime when Diana takes Marinette to meet Hippolyta]

“Great Hera, Tikki, you have not aged a day” -Hippolyta, cause she does know how to make joke. 

“And I would say the same to you” -Tikki

“Mother, you can make a laugh?” -Wonder Woman, honestly a bit confused cause her mom have never not been serious before.

And Marinette is just speechless cause she’s starstruck meeting Wonder Woman’s mom AND a previous Ladybug holder.

_

2) “Rockstar Niece”

Jagged Stone is Marinette’s Sweet Uncle J. During the summers, Jagged Stone would take Mari with him on tour. HIs summer tours are throughout America, so Mari gets to sightsee the country. Jagged’s first tour that he gets to take Mari on (5-ish), he’s also booked for the annual (for whatever reason) Wayne Summer Gala. When Marinette meets the Waynes, they are so enamoured (Dick and Tim couldn’t help it) that they tell Jagged he’s always invited as a guest, Mari of course being added to the permanent guest list too. About 6 years later, Mari is practically adopted, spending the first half of her summers with Jagged, going to the Wayne Gala, then spending the rest of her summer with the Waynes. Overtime, she figured out the secrets of the family and was there to welcome Jason back from the dead (when that happens). Anyways, now 11(-ish?) Mari meets Damian and the two become good friends… after an… impressionable first meeting.

“Tch, let me guess, you’re another one of father’s adopted strays” -Dami

“YOU MUST BE DAMIAN!!! DICK TOLD ME ABOUT YOU!!” -Marinette, who just ignores what he said for a hug.

“hiiiiiiiiissssssss” -Dami, touchy with touch

“...” sprays water in his face since he decided to act like a cat.

“I say, Master Bruce, the children are getting along quite well” -Alfred

_

3) “Pen Pals” 

Jon Kent and Marinette Dupain-Cheng are part of an international pen-pal program, starting when they were very young (maybe like 4 or 5-ish, super super young) where they told each other everything (Jon can’t just say that his older bro is a clone made from Superman and Lex Luthor’s DNA, or that his dad is Superman, or that his best friend is Robin, but yea. Lois and Clark probably proofread his stuff until he’s like 9) with pictures and everything. When they’re old enough to get phones & stuff, they call, text and vid-chat along with their letters (love without blood). When Mari is maybe 9-11 (somewhere around there) she starts flying over during the summers to hangout with Jon (and his friends and big brother). While there, she meets Kon, Bat fam, and Clark (some who she already knew, some who she didn’t) & lightly hints that she knows who all they are once she figures it out (it didn’t take her long to do so). 

Now whenever she visits and is at Wayne Manor (Jon likes to have sleepovers practically every weekend) while they’re on patrol, Mari subtly messes with their minds (super subtle, they’re the world’s best detectives after all) until they finally look through the cams and see Mari giving them one of those smiles (those shit-grinning cause it’s just so hilarious how it’s gone on for so long) & and a playful wink. 

[5 seconds later]

“Mari!” “Pixie-pop!” “Angel!” “Teacup!”

“Seriously, am I the only one with a normal nickname for her?” -Tim

“Ms. Marinette would like to inform you that ‘it took you long enough’” -Alfred (who so knows that the girl has been playing them since the third night she stayed at the Wayne’s)

“Where are my adoption papers?” -Bruce (who is seriously adopting any talented black-haired child)

_

4) “Mari and Mar’i” 

When Mar’i is young, Dick and Kori take her with them to see Paris (btw, this would be during the winter). They’re strolling along through a park and lose track of Mar’i who finds Marinette (9-10 ish). Marinette comforts and distracts Mar’i while noticing the young(er) girl is Tameranian (her hair is very warm and she’s wearing significantly less layers than should be worn for a human of that age during the winter, plus that sun-kissed skin tone. She’s seen Kori in her fashion magazines (and, from time to time, on the news as an ambassador) so she easily make the connections). Dick and Kori finally spot Mar’i with Mari who introduces herself to them. Mar’i asks if she can see her “Auntinette” again and Marinette just goes “if your parents are okay with it.” Dick and Kori are totally cool with it (not many are willing to watch her and have the time to do it) so they ask Marinette if she can babysit Mar’i whenever (with good pay of course) if she’s up to it (cause she’s still pretty young). Marinette can’t say no to Mar’i’s babydoll eyes (and she’s so much easier compared to Manon, who’s only 2 rn), so of course, she says yes. 

Now Marinette is Mar’is official babysitter and sees Mar’i often whenever her parents drop her off (using zeta tubes to quickly get to Paris and back). Marinette gets treated like an honorary Wayne (cause she’s the most responsible) and gets invited to their family stuff (w/ travel pay taken care of, of course). It doesn’t take her long to realize the fact that she babysits Bruce Wayne’s & BATMAN’S granddaughter, but of course, being the responsible one she is, keeps the secret… while also playing with them via Mar’i.

[One Day]

After Marinette leaves for her plane…

“Uncle Dami!”

“Yes, Spawn?”

“Auntinette said to tell you after she left that Robin’s sut needs a major upgrade & that you look like a traffic light… whatever that’s supposed to mean.”

[Another Day]

“Uncle Jay!”

“What’s up kid?’

“Auntinette said that to let you know that Red Hood doesn’t make any sense ‘cause Red Hood wears a helmet. Not a hood.”

[The next time]

“Uncle Tim!”

Yawn. “yea?”

“Auntie told me to give you this” (pulls out super caffeinated coffee) “and that Red Robin’s cowl is a menace to all things fashion”

[Again…] 

“Daddy!”

“Yes, Starshine?”

“Auntienette said she’s proud of Nightwing’s costume ‘cause it’s one of the only in the batfam that isn’t an astro-city to the fashion society.”

_

5) “Marinette, the one who’s always getting chosen”

Before Mari became (becomes(?)) LB, she comes across a different powerful piece of jewelry, from a different order of guardians where her will of mind is not only her shield from being akumatized, but it is also what drives her powers. That’s right, Mari walks past a flea market and activates a GL ring. The guardians pick up on this activity and send Hal (it is his sector) to check it out. Hal finds the ring with Mari but it still needs the light of a GL to charge and fully work. 

[During the explanation]

“Look, kid-”

“Marinette.” 

“Look, kid, I just need to know why you have that ring.”

“You think I know? I was just walking through the market and all of a sudden, this possessed ring, if that’s even what this is, started following me, then zipped in front of my face til i held my hand up so it can put itself on my finger.” 

“Kid-”

“It’s MARINETTE. Get it wrong one more time and you’ll see why I don’t need a possessed piece of alien jewelry.” -Marinette, making sure you get her name right. “Besides, if I stole it, I would remember. I’m a klepto” -Marinette, probably holding his ring too at this point.

Hal obviously doesn’t want the wrath of the Dupain-Chengs (just the kid Marinette scares him enough), so he tells the guardians that JL will take care of most of Mari’s training (once they get her a lamp for her ring, of course) & has her take part in training at Mt. Justice with the Young Justice team and special training with the Bats. Mari does all this under the guise of an international student exchange program for Mari to stay with the Waynes (not yet knowing that it’s the bat fam) and attends G.A. Mari doesn’t do much, but it takes her 24-36 hours to know who EVERYONE is.

[the next week after settling in]

“Hey, Mars,” -Dick, in his Nightwing gear

“Hey, Di-is the GREATEST SHOW!” -Mari, changing the subject(… not really)

“How long did it take you?”

“Not as long as the Kryptonians…” -Mari, going off into a tangent (still trying to change the subject”

[When Marinette meets Tikki]

Back in Paris:

“Sooo… I’m getting powerful jewelry that gives me powers and a suit, needs to be recharged, and comes from some Order of the Guardians? What’s the difference between you and my ring?” -Marinette, who at this point is very confused as to why she keeps getting picked on for this kind of stuff. 

“One’s alien, one’s magic” -Tikki, hoping Mari will end it there & lowkey hates that the GL Corp. got to her first.

“They’re both non-human made energy sources” -Mari, cause once you’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it all before. 

“You can’t heal the Akuma without the miraculous, and there are more than just rings. Yours are earrings, there are hair clips, bracelets, necklaces and more” -Tikki, after having a minute to think

“Fine, only because you said they’re the only way to heal the, what was it again, akuma?”

_

6) “Their Unofficial Official Barista”

Part of Tim’s job as Co-CEO, is to make sure all the branches are running smoothly, sometimes that means he has to fly abroad to manually check in. Tim goes to Paris to check on the W.E. Paris branch. He goes to a nearby Patisserie (Tom and Sabine’s) to see a young Marinette (somewhere from 8-11) drawing in her sketchbook at the counter. She explains that her parents are at a catering event, but she’s there to man the little bakery. Tim asks for a super caffeinated coffee and Marinette makes it with ease, claiming it was on the house with how bad he looks (and how much sleep the man clearly needs). Tim begs for her knowledge and asks if she can teach his butler. Mari’s willing to show him the next time he comes, so he gets the whole fam to go (viz tubes so they don’t waste time) maybe a week later. Everyone gets their own drink (plus a free pastries) and Marinette teaches Alfred her coffee, but it’s just not the same so Tim, using the tubes, goes to get coffee from the girl whenever he can. 

Mari is horrible at getting up on time (the life of an insomniac, never getting to sleep even if you want and then barely waking up on time) that she is up super early, makes Tim his coffee (plus a croissant) and tries to go back to sleep (making her inevitably late). Tim would walk up to the pick-up counter where his cup and to-go bag is while Marinette runs out of the house to get to school. Eventually, the rest of the Batfam (as well as the Laegue, TT, and YJ) frequent the place, slowly becoming (Dami too) Mari hides it, but she knew all the batfam the first day they came and she showed Alfred how to make the coffee. When the others start making more regular appearances, she learns the identities of YJ team, WW, GLs, and others. Obviously when LB and CN appear as heroes with HM as their villain, they immediately reach out to help. Because 1. Batfam clearly notices that it’s Mari and they sure as heck won’t let her deal with that by herself, and 2. The JL is worrying too much about their favorite barista (even though she’s not really one), especially with the Gigantitan scare. So, of course LB & CN (can’t make him bad everytime) get inducted into YJ.

[After Ladybug finishes defeating Gigantitan and detransforms] 

“Bean! Are you okay? You’re not hurt, are you?” -Tim, being an even more protective older brother than Dick, which shouldn’t be possible

“Yes, I promise. I’m fine” -Marinette, who just accepts the fact that she’s adopted an older brother (and his famliy)

“Tube over, we’ll have Alfred make sure” -Dick, already pulling out the medical supplies for Alfred.

“I-” 

“You shouldn’t worry your brothers like that, Marinette. Now come over so Alfred can clear you,” -Bruce, who just happens to overhear the conversation

“I’m sorry, Miss Marinette, they are very adamant that you’re in pitch perfect health before going out again,” -Alfred, who’s not actually sorry

“Fine” -Marinette, accepting her fate of her adopted, protective family. 

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7) “Thicker Than the Blood We’ve Shed”

Why is Marinette so freakishly strong? Because she was trained to be. Before she could even talk, Mari was taught to be an assassin. She and Damian were frenemies, both competing for top spot as best in the League (of Assassins). They often spared together and became rivals who pushed each other (which sounds great in that context if you forget about the fact that they’re killing people and turning it into a competition). When Damian’s care is turned over to Batsy, Mari also comes along for the ride. She implements herself into Dami’s classes at G.A. & watches him from afar. (Damian, not being an idiot, of course knows all this and knows that it’s probably for Mari to give a report to Talia.) When he becomes Robin, Mari obviously knows, but waits to see if anything drastic would happen (his care was given to the Batfam, they had already expected this to happen.) She then heard word of the bounty Talia put on Damian’s head. Marinette knew there wouldn’t be much she could do to help, but she ave Dami a warning about the upcoming situation before fleeing the country. 

From there she got to France, changed her name (it wasn’t originally Marinette, it was Shénqí, chinese for miraculous/magical (or something else if you want)), was adopted by Tom & Sabine, and left her time in the League in the past. When she received Tikki, she didn’t want to be a hero because she didn’t think she deserved it after her up-bringing. Eventually, she did become LB (being a trained assassin does help with lucky charms, considering she was taught how to kill with basically every and anything), and life was good for her. Then Rossi came.

[Gotham field trip]

While at Wayne Tower…

“How idiotic are they?” -Damian, who after reuniting with his long-lost sister-from-a-different-mister (yes, Marinette was able to convince him to say it once), can’t understand the stupidity she has to deal with.

“Are you Robin?” -Mari, who is too tired, so just goes straight into the analogy

“Yes.” -Obvious and simply is.

“Exactly” -Mari, who can’t even put a limit to the amount of thought the one brain cell the class shares doesn’t use. I mean please, the so-called “reporter” believed that the first cosplayer she saw was the actual LB when they don’t even have the same hair! And let’s not forget the origins arc, where LB’s first citizen save was Chloe.

[wellthatjusthappend]

If you're still doing prompts, JayDick with Catlad Jason coming back from the dead? Happy New year btw

Yup! I made them a little closer in age so that their times as Robin/Catlad overlapped.

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“You- You’re alive,” Dick said dumbly, staring at the ‘cat’ burglar currently cutting open a glass case of diamonds at a Bludhaven jeweler. 

“Well, you know what they say about cats having nine lives,” Jason joked, but there wasn’t much humor in it. 

“But how-?” Dick asked helplessly. 

Their mentors love may have been all whips and claws and handcuffs, but Robin and Catlad had something much sweeter with shy kisses exchanged on shadowy rooftops away from the prying eyes and expectations of the world. 

He remembers it like yesterday, Joker taking Selina’s ward to torment Batman since he knew they had been involved and Joker got weirdly jealous and possessive like that. It wasn’t fair for Jason to get caught in the middle like that. He was so young, and Selina might have taken him out as Catlad, but she had always kept him away from the truly dangerous jobs. 

Selina had never forgiven Bruce for not making it in time. Bruce had neer forgiven himself either. 

Dick hadn’t cried so hard since his parents died.

It’s been years since then, but Jason was still- was still-

“Why didn’t you tell me you were alive?” Dick asked instead. 

“Not like I could have just called you up. Someone never trusted me enough with their secret identity,” Jason said bitterly as he filled his bag with diamonds.

“I’ve been around, you could have contacted me,” Dick insisted. 

“You’ve been ‘around’ alright,” Jason muttered darkly, “slept with pretty much every super hero/heroine around if I heard right.”

“I thought you were dead!”

“I was,” Jason said flatly and finally turned around and looked at him. 

Dick didn’t know what to say to that.

Jason’s face was making a rather complex expression, like he was trying to be mad, but-

Jason burst out laughing. 

“Holy crap, when they said you changed your costume,” he snickered. 

“I wasn’t going to stay Robin forever, I needed to be my own hero-” Dick started, a bit offended. 

“No no, that’s fine. But when mom said the new costume was sluttier than the last, I didn’t believe her. I mean, what could be sluttier than running around in pixie boots and panties-?”

“Shorts.”

“But I now I owe her money, because this is…” Jason whistled as he drew close. 

Dick lost his train of thought as the other boy drew close. He’d somehow gotten prettier than he was before. Jason traced down the low v of the Nightwing costumes neckline with an appreciative claw and Dick shivered. 

“Yes, very pretty,” murmured Jason, smiling at him dangerously from behind his mask.

“You too,” said Dick dumbly, and then internally kicked himself. 

“Hmm, well I’ll consider forgiving you,” Jason said, face so so close to Dick’s own.

Dick swallowed, and his eyes flickered to Jason’s mouth which was somehow ever hotter than when they were young. 

“But for now…” Jason’s face turned mischievous as there was a little click and he pulled away, leaving Dick leaning in for the kiss that never came, “we’ll leave it here tonight.”

“Wait-” Dick started forward, only to be jerked back as he realized he was cuffed to bars on the door, “Dammit Catlad.”

“It’s Panther now, actually,” Jason said with a grin, swinging up to the skylight.

Well, the name certainly suited him.

“See you around Nightwing~” Jason called, before disappearing into the night.

[thattimdrakeguy]

Okey! Some Autistic Timmy thoughts, coming right up! (Most of these are self projection lol😅)

1. HATES chalk. Like really, really hates it. The texture is the WORST it gets on his hands and he HATES it so so so much. He touches chalk and immediately has the urge to rip his skin off. The first time he touched chalk as a toddler he actually started crying.

2. Needless to say, his life is pretty unstructured. This doesn't really bother him, HOWEVER, if his "suiting up in the cave" routine is interrupted it WILL mess up his entire day. If he's suiting up at home or anywhere else it's fine, but for some reason he's particular about the cave routine. Luckily Bruce is also a very routine oriented person so it's not a big deal, but when someone else is in charge and it changes it bothers him. He can still function perfectly well, he just gets more anxious than usual.

3. Kraft mac n cheese is his comfort food. He measures out the ingredients exactly so it will taste the same every time.

4. Watched a documentary about ocean creatures when he was 8 and memorized the whole thing. Can and will tell you the creepiest and most disturbing facts from it if prompted to.

5. Rocks in his chair when he's sitting and thinking, to the point where the floor around his desk has scratch marks. He's fallen over and bonked his head many times and it drives Alfred insane.

6. This one is actually supported by canon to an extent but I think he really likes labelling things with the Robin symbol. It's fun and easy to draw and it gives him a little serotonin boost every time he see's one of his things labeled like that. Bruce noticed it and always makes sure to label all of Tim's new gear before he gives it to him. To make things easier to distinguish, of course. Because it would definitely be so easy to mistake the primary colored xx small clothes and gadgets for belonging to anybody else.

Sorry, not all of these are directly related to autism I guess. I just put things that I see commonly in myself and other autistic people that I thought he might also do. Love your blog btw!

I honestly really love these to be honest, cause I can really easily picture Tim doing all of these kinds of stuff. Like it fits in amazingly well with his personality. I mean I don’t know about the chalk and Mac and Cheese, but that’s purely because I don’t think you could tell that from a personality, but you can get what I mean lol. It’s all great.

I actually had the Robin one myself too, at least kind of. Maybe not a label specifically on everything, but I can picture him just having a Robin symbol of everything that’s his rather it was bought that way like the symbol on his shirt or a backpack, to the labels and tags on other things because Robin just means so much to him. 

Now it’s got me imagining it on LITERALLY everything, like Dick, Cass, Babs maybe even, and Timmy himself all having a sleepover party in the living room or cave or something, and someone nearly grabs Tim’s pillow and blanket and he gets jumpy like “Hey, no, that ones mine!”, which isn’t even tellable at first because this ones just his plain pillow and blanket, not his merch one. But he yoinks it out of their hand and shows them a personally made label in the form of a little tiny tag on them both.

If you put out all of the Batkids stuff in front of you (I’m imagining like all neat and folded and each person’s stuff is in their own little group next to the other people’s stuff’s also grouped), it’d be so obviously Tim’s (I mean besides no one else being able to fit into his tiny tiny clothes). Like “Okay, Robin flashlight, Robin lunchbox, Robin jammies, Robin blanket, Robin socks, Robin shirt, Robin labeled short pants, Robin cap, Robin band-aids, Robin sweater, Robin jacket, Robin briefs, Robin wrist watch, Robin nightlight, Robin label on the grappling hook, Robin label in the boots and as a shape on the sole, Robin toothbrush, Robin hairbrush, Robin--okay hmm. Who’s is this?”

Not that he wears all of it at once, but just having the option makes him unreasonably happy, and he can’t even really explain it to a Dick or Cass who may ask, but it just does.

Dick sarcastically asks him: “Was the Robin identity and costume not enough?”

When there’s a mess somewhere, you can always tells what’s Tim’s to be able to give it to him.

I also really like the one about his routine cause it feels like that thing that would just nag at Tim and he can’t really explain it. Like everything's going well, he has everything, but the school changes the schedules for everyone and Tim’s just uncomfortable for the rest of the day. He just doesn’t like it.

Ends up making him do these little checks to make sure he has all of his gadgets too, and Bruce could’ve sworn he checked like twice already on everything, but Tim just has to do it or else he’ll be upset for the rest of his night.

Same with Y.J. when he goes to Mount Justice he also had to do these routines and Bart and Kon catch on and try to mess it up sometimes when they’re feeling extra pranky, but I figure either Cassie or maybe even Slobo of all people figures out why Tim always seems perpetually grumpy or upset at them afterwards, so they eventually knock it off. Included with an apology even if it does sound half-assed at first.

Like I could go all day with the little visions popping in my head with the headcanons, but I really like it.

Oh! And thank you for enjoying my blog! That's amazing of you.

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

Hello! If you don't mind me asking, are you planning on watching House of the Dragon? I'm personally unsure about it. I was cautiously optimistic about it since D&D are not involved, but the recent casting news have been ugh disappointing imo. What do you think?

Hey anon! Sorry to say I kind of mind you asking because my inbox is still closed (to everyone except my secret Santas, which is why the ask page is accessible at all), but then I realized it’s possible if you’re on the mobile app only, you haven’t seen said note in my askbox, or my FAQ, or anything of the sort. And with older metas of mine being reblogged recently, it’s possible you may be confused. (I hope you’re on mobile only and not just ignoring my requests.) So I wanted to inform you of that... but also, y’know, I kind of wanted to make a post about the HotD cast anyway? And this ask is as good a prompt as any... so, you’re lucky, but please don’t push your luck. ;)

So, straight up: I currently have no plans to watch House of the Dragon. HBO is not getting any of my goddamn money, I don’t trust like that. And hunting down illegal livestreaming sites is a pain in the ass and I regret ever doing it for GoT, as well as regretting getting drunk every weekend enough to dampen my senses to ever tolerate that show. Yeah it’s different showrunners and writers, I know. It’s still (mostly) the same executives at HBO and even if the pervert producer is gone (or is he?), you know they still just want to sell sex and violence and dragons to an audience that thinks fantasy is for geeks.

Also, considering that Fire & Blood’s story of Dance of the Dragons has very little actual narrative or dialogue, and the historical record is deliberately untrustworthy, that gives them pretty much full rein to do whatever they like with the story and characterization and words without even being slightly obliged to GRRM at all. Furthermore, since the story is wholly political with virtually none of the magical side of ASOIAF (excepting dragons), and honestly does not have much in the way of themes or depth that main ASOIAF or even D&E has, I think it will be very hard for an adaptation to show even those brief sparks of quality that used to make me wistful GoT couldn’t be that good all the time and eventually just made me frustrated and depressed. Note I do like the history and characters of the Dance despite myself, despite its many many many textual issues, but I don’t need to see an adaptation, I have a very visual imagination. I don’t watch a lot of television to begin with, I don’t see why I should start again with this.

However, I’m not going to avoid spoilers or discussion, and I’ll probably follow the show the tumblr way, through gifsets and video clips and people bitching on their blogs etc. If, somehow, by some miracle of good screenwriting and acting, the show manages to transcend its source material, I’m sure I will be informed. And then, if and only if then, I may try watching. (Without, of course, giving HBO any of my goddamn money.) We shall see.

(Though I certainly don’t know why anyone in Targ standom would ever watch a Dance adaptation considering almost every Targaryen and everyone else in the story is terrible except Helaena and the kids, and considering how the story ends, unless y’all are gluttons for punishment? (I do not comprehend hatewatching, sorry.) It’ll probably be fun at first to see the adventures of those “precious silver douchebags” (to borrow a friend’s tag), but eventually rocks fall, everyone dies, including the girlboss you know you’ll hope the story will be changed enough that she succeeds. Just letting you know now, she won’t.)

That said. I’ve been following the casting news and I think the hate/fear/wild screaming is entirely overblown. Yeah, I know, but wait, just listen. On Friday I officially welcomed @naomimakesart to the “favorite character is now played by an actor who looks nothing like most fanart and is mostly known for wildly different roles” club. I still remember that day in September 2009 when my brother texted me “yarp”... and that right there is the thing. Yeah. Rory McCann looks very little like most pre-GoT Sandor fanart... but many fans grew to love him anyway. (There are some who never did, of course. And yeah the character went off the rails by the end, but truly, who didn’t. Having seen his audition, having spoken to him and heard him wistfully talk about book scenes he loved, I’m convinced if Rory had only been given Sandor’s actual scenes and such, he would’ve killed it. Sigh. Deep, deep sigh.)

And Rory isn’t the only one. Neither of the actors for Jaime and Cersei were considered “beautiful” enough at first. I recall very clearly people bitching about Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (about his nose particularly?) because they had wanted Tarzan-era Travis Fimmel to be Jaime. (Seeing people bitch because current-Fimmel isn’t playing Daemon made me laugh out loud for both BEYONCE?! meme -type “why would you ever cast him omg he doesn’t fit my headcanon Daemon at all”, and amazing amounts of fandom flashbacks.) Lena Headey was “too square-jawed”, “too mean-looking” (since at the beginning you should never be able to guess she’s evil), “too dark-complected”, “too mannish”, not at all attractive enough. (Tricia Helfer was the most common “but I wanted” for Cersei, btw.) And of course “they don’t remotely look like twins, ugh!” Note, there’s receipts for all of this, none of it is made up. (Unfortunately.) Those two actors are just the ones whose casting wank I recall most clearly, particularly because oh how the turn tables.

Also. You know, there’s a post with Matt Smith and Mark Simonetti’s TWOIAF Daemon going around with shrieks of horror... and I’m finding it maddening in a “am I crazy? am I  the crazy one???” way, because Matt looks like the painting. Their features are not that dissimilar.

Same deepset eyes. Same cheekbones of doom. Same thin lips. Same protruding chin. Same high forehead. Same invsible eyebrows ffs. Matt has a squarer jaw, and a longer more rectangular face, and a wider nose, but considering that Daemon’s features are not described in the text, and this is the only official ASOIAF artwork that shows Daemon’s face straight on, I can for sure see why he was probably shortlisted to begin with. And that’s not even getting into to his role in The Crown, which I’ve heard is very well played with politics and palace intrigue... and if you doubt Smith can play seductive/roguish and/or evil (depending on how you LARP as a Westeros historian), or look good with long hair... well. I do not want to watch the movie, but this trailer is disturbingly enlightening.

And as for Rhaenyra... y’all know this show is starting at the beginning of the story, right? When she’s a teenager? Not a voluptuous MILF? Yeah, Emma D’Arcy doesn’t look like a Magali Villeneueve painting (though who does, good lord), but you know who she does look remarkably like? Harry Lloyd.

Same jawline. Same nose. Same thin lips. Same sharp cheekbones. Notably, same kind of sharp cheekbones and deep-set eyes as Matt Smith. HBO evidently has a concept of a “Targaryen look” that’s a little bit quirkier than supermodel-Greek statue-gods on earth, yeah, fine. But it’s consistent, and they look like family, and that-- that is good casting.

And yeah, in a few months to a year or so, you’ll see them in costume and wigs and makeup, you’ll see them in motion and speaking lines, and go Oh. That’s different. Never mind. And while people will make fanart of the show depictions of the characters and those will probalby get popular, they’ll also keep doing fanart of their pre-show headcanons, and those too will be popular. (God knows when I draw or visualize book!Sandor, Rory does not come to mind, lol.) Either way, there’s no reason to panic. We’ll live.

(Though will we live well? Got to wait on the writing and showrunning for that, alas.)

[old-hyper-super-clover]

Squeeze that bunny tail!

Part 1

Description: The RAD student council as well as the exchange students help out at a bar where, oops, the staff´s dress codes are those sweet bunny outfits that we all know and thirst for. The MCs, Violet and Clover, play a game of who can touch the most bunny tails over the evening without getting caught. Prepare for fluff, funny innuendos as well as my thirst over hot boys in bunny outfits.

The story is divided in several parts and will be updated every few days.

*I wrote this when the bunny UR+ cards first came out so there will be differences to the second event & their outfits

Story begins below the cut, have fun!

One fateful day, Diavolo had called his best friend Lucifer over to discuss a very urgent, utterly important matter...

"... A bar?" Lucifer repeated the prince's words.

"Yes!" Diavolo cheered.

"... And you want us to work there?"

"Yeah!"

"... Not only my brothers and me, but also all of the exchange students as well?"

"Strong yes! Barbatos and I will join, too."

"What? Are you sure? Should the prince of the Devildom really lower himself to such frivolous tasks?"

"Come on, Lucifer, it will be fun!"

Lucifer pressed out a deep sigh.

"... For you, perhaps... For me, it will be nothing but another day of babysitting a bunch of idiots..."

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When the group arrived in the newly opened but already renowned bar, lots of them gave amazed gasps.

"It's huge!" Clover called out.

"And real fancy, too..." Mammon said, a mischievous spark in his eyes.

Belphie noticed how his brother was already searching for the most expensive decoration and gave an annoyed sigh. "Mammon's having idiot thoughts again..."

"All of you" Lucifer called out to the demons and humans living in the House of Lamentation. "I expect great manner from all of you. Lord Diavolo kindly asked us to help out with the grand opening of his acquaintance's bar. As it is the first day the place is opened to the general public, the owners asked him to offer help, and here we are. I would like to say that every item that gets broken or gets STOLEN", he shot Mammon an obvious glare, "will be repaid out of your own wallet. Furthermore, I am making you aware that..."

He kept talking for an unknown (but awfully long) amount of time, until Diavolo would pull him out of his ranting.

"Lucifer, relax! This is a laid-back place, I am sure everyone will do just fine. After all, we also have our kind Angel and Human friends to help."

Asmodeus raised an eyebrow.

"Is Luke allowed to be here, though? It's an adult place, after all..."

"Wha-?!" Some angry Chihuahua noises escaped Luke´s mouth. "I'm not a child, you know! Of course I am allowed to work here, show some respect!"

Simeon next to him gave the small blond a pat on his head while trying to bring the conversation back on track.

"Thank you for inviting us, Diavolo. Shall we get started, then? We don't have much time left until the first customers arrive."

They got shown around the whole place.

It consisted of two floors to sit in or play all sorts of bar games, a dance hall and a giant kitchen, serving all sorts of treats to go along with the (mostly alcoholic) beverages to buy from one of the even more impressive bars.

"The place looks pretty tame, though" Asmo pointed out as they had finished the tour.

"You think?!" Violet blinked at him. "I think it's amazing..."

"Asmo..." Satan mumbled. "I am pretty sure the places where you are a regular at are simply a little... special."

Completely ignoring the implications in Satan´s words, Asmodeus went on to ask the owner about whether they had what he called "fun rooms", which, yes, are just what you think they are.

They had to drag him back so they could finally be introduced to their work schedule.

"The bar is opened until four in the morning" Barbatos explained. "We will be working in shifts to maintain our stamina..."

Slowly, everything important had been settled, and the first bunch was about to start their shift.

But...

Well...

All this was a happening planned with the mind of Sir Diavolo himself...

So of course it wouldn't end up being a normal evening. It never did.

Just as the group wanted to leave the kitchen-strategy-meeting, Diavolo called out to them.

"Behold!" he prompted. "Are you planning to go out looking like THIS?"

Lucifer raised an eyebrow, already alert at the smirk on his friend's face. "Oh no..."

Barbatos, who had shortly excused himself after explaining everything, entered the kitchen, now holding a piece of clothing in his hands.

"The waiters and waitresses at this pub are required a special working garment", Barbatos explained. "We have prepared suiting clothes in your respective sizes already."

"Cl...othes?" Violet dared to ask.

"Yes!" Diavolo beamed her a smile. "And after midnight, you change clothes once again. Those are a surprise, however, so you will have to be patient until then."

Solomon gave a contemplative hum.

"And... What are those garments, exactly?"

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"... Violet?"

"... Clover?"

"... Do you have bunny ears in your outfit set, too?"

"... Yeah."

Silence.

They stepped out of the women's toilet stalls, mustering each other.

A frilly short skirt, a pretty blouse, a cute bow tie, and two bunny ears as well as a matching bunny tail.

"... Looks pretty good, though" Clover mumbled. "A little embarrassing, but oh well..."

They checked their outfits for a little longer in the mirror, adjusting their clothes...

"To think they'd make us wear stuff like this", Violet said.

"Yeah... Like, are we supposed to serve customers like this? And look all weird, just the two of us?" Clover played around with her new pair of ears.

"Dunno..." Violet breathed as she checked her make up. “I bet the boys will think we look…” she stopped.

Realisation hit them.

"Violet."

"Clover."

They dashed out of the bathroom.

And opening the door, they saw...

Bunny boys.

Ten of them, right there, in those... With those... Looking so…

Violet suppressed a squeal while Clover was hiding a heavy blush.

But there was no time to recover from this critical hit.

Already having spotted them, Asmodeus was bouncing towards them, his frilly, pretty revealing blouse swaying around his curves.

"Waah, you girls are bunnies, too~!"

He began to inspect them thoroughly, also pulling the attention of the other males towards them.

But with all the damn nice snacks around, the girls had troubles focussing on only Asmo as he continued to squeal something.

"Whyyyy do we have to do thiiiisss..." Levi groaned, visibly uncomfortable in his butler bunny suit.

Lucifer (very stunning view btw, chef's kiss) crossed his arms in a sigh.

"You heard Lord Diavolo... It seems to be common practice in this local to dress like this... But I'm starting to regret agreeing to help out..."

A hand gently placed on Lucifer's shoulder.

"Oh, come on, Lucy" Simeon smiled, brown bunny ears reaching out of his hair. "I think this suits you very well. You look cute."

This only pulled a greater sigh out the demon's throat, but he wasn't allowed to keep this frown any longer, as Diavolo and Barbatos joined the group soon after.

To the group's surprise, both of them were in similar suits as well.

"Wow, all of you look stunning!" Diavolo wore a big grin. "I knew it was a great idea to suggest a dress code!"

"That was your idea?!" Luke pouted, having whatever trouble with his costume (which btw was designed to be distinctively less... sexy than all of the other suits, don´t worry about the angel child). His floppy rabbit ears looked adorable, but it only added to the impression that he shouldn't be here, serving alcohol for the next hours...

"Of course", Diavolo cheered. "They say good-looking staff makes more profit, and I want this evening to be a success."

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"I heard the place was designed to imitate a classic bar from the human world."

Initiating a conversation, Satan was preparing glasses at the bar together with Violet, Clover and a few of his brothers.

"Is it normal for the staff to look like this in the human world?" he asked, quite amused to watch the girls' bunny ears bounce with their movements. "Not that I'm complaining... I just figured you must know."

"... You´re asking US? Do we look like we party a lot?" Clover mumbled.

Violet gave a shrug. "It's kind of a... Classic costume to go with, but I don't think it's really that common with humans, too."

The demon gave a nod, then excused himself as Levi was calling for him on the other side of the bar.

And now that the girls had some time for themselves again, they could finally let out their inner fangirls.

Basically just giving weird noises, exchanging a few completely out of context words that only two minds speaking the same language of stupid could understand, they gushed about all the males surrounding them.

"Clover oh my god I-" Violet whispered in a gasp. "I love the tails."

"And the ears" Clover agreed.

"And the vests."

"The bow ties."

"But the fluffly TAiLs oh myyy..."

"Lolll I bet you wanna squish them-"

"YEEssssSSSSS..."

Afraid someone might notice, they tried calming down. But as if the universe was trying to keep them agitated, Beel happened to pass by, stopping next to them to organise the bottles in the display shelves behind them.

The girls turned, mustering the male...

Suddenly, Violet's expression curled into a sly grin, thinking of the huge crush Clover had on Beelzebub. She leaned in on Clover to whisper in her ear.

"Squeeze his tail..."

Clover's eyes widened as she started to blush.

"What?! No..." she whispered back.

"I know you want to~", Violet continued to purr in amusement.

"Sh-shut up...!" Clover grumbled.

"Come ooon..."

"Y-you do it if you're so tough...!", Clover pouted.

Her friend only gave a shrug, stepping closer to the demon as she nonchalantly reached for the bunny tail attached to his pants.

Of course, Beel noticed her presence.

"Violet?" he blinked in surprise, but apparently did not register how Violet pulled her arm back immediately.

She shot him a smile.

"Hey, Beel, could you... hand me that bottle in the upper shelf? Asmo said he needed it over there."

"Sure."

And as the male reached for the bottle, Violet took the chance to squeeze that fluffy pompom.

"Thanks" she cheered, then went to grab Clover to disappear from the scene of crime.

Violet couldn't quite wipe the victorious grin off her face.

Clover on the other hand...

"I hate everything", she pouted.

"You should have just went for it" Violet laughed. "It's like this game we used to play in the human world when everyone is wearing hats with pompoms during winter. Just that here, it’s a bunny tail that you had to squish.”

"But..." Clover sulked, like always sad that she wasn´t brave enough to do what Violet asked her to do.

So Violet mustered her friend...

Then, an idea hit her.

"You know what, actually?" Violet said. "I dare you to squish a tail."

Clover made a weird sound.

"What?! Nooo... You know I'm awkward..."

"And let's make it a game!"

"... Are you even listening to me?"

Apparently, she wasn´t.

"Whoever manages to squeeze the most bunny tails wins -- without the person noticing, of course." Violet was grinning from ear to ear.

Clover gave a big sigh.

"... The tails from either of the boys?" She finally gave in.

"Yeah, let's."

"... Would you voluntarily go up to your crush Lucifer and risk your life?"

Violet's face turned into a conflicted blush.

"I..." she mumbled in an unconvincing shrug. "Maybe...?"

"They should have different difficulty levels", Clover suggested. "Giving different amounts of points,, depending on how difficult we consider the squeeze-ability of a tail."

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Don't ask how or why... (And how they found the time to come up with this madness)

But in the end, the two girls had invented a game to keep them entertained for the next couple of hours.

They came up with a plan for the "bunny tail squeeze point distribution":

1 point: Beel, Belphie, Simeon, Levi (+), Asmo (+)

2 points: Mammon, Satan (+), Barbatos, Luke (V)

3 points: Lucifer, Solomon, Diavolo, Luke (C)

"The plus stands for a potential to increase in points, as those three are a little difficult to analyse. We'll count it depending on the situation and their wariness..." Clover concluded as she showed Violet the notes she had taken on a beer coaster. "And Luke's on there twice because I'm a fucking giraffe and get a bonus point if I can reach that Chihuahua’s tail. And thaaat... Would be all."

Violet squealed in excitement.

"Great, then let's go!"

Clover gave a last sigh, knowing what difficulties she'd have with this.

"This is SO going to end in some disaster..."

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PREVIEW FOR THE CORNBUGS AU FANFIC

So just a quick heads up!

This fic will have alot of triggering topic such as blood, gore, cannibalism and mentions of family trauma and loss so just be warned there!

If anything other triggers besides these end up in the fic I'll be sure to put a warning on the chapter!

Also this is my first time fanfic in a while, so please, any sort of criticism is very much appreciated! This is only a quick draft btw, not the finished product!

Enjoy!

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Living wasn't easy for Chop Top at the moment, he had gone from a nice, run down amusment park to a winnebago by himself. The scar on his torso would've be healing fine if it wasn't for the fact he'd pick on it every so often and had to stitch it up himself. And finally, food didn't taste the same anymore, there was none of that Drayton Sawyer kick that made it special, instead it just tasted like, well, campfire human meat. Chop Top definitely missed his family, that was the hardest part about this, Sawyers worked and lived best together and as far as he was concerned, he was the only one left. Not a single familiar or brotherly bond. Until the crash happened of course. He was on his way felling from the Texas state because he was getting too well known there and it'd be a nice change of scenery.

It was too late at night to be driving, but Chop Top had to push on. He was already so close to his destination that it wouldn't make sense to just up and stop.

As he made his way down the highway he noticed somthing up ahead, 'probably just a deer... it'll run ahead before I get there.' He thought and kept on pushing, however has he got closer Chop Top noticed it to be taller then a deer. When it came into view, he noticed it to be a person and tried his best to slam on the breaks. A person and a Winnebago with one working headlight do not make for a pretty combination. And before Chop Top could stop, he crashed into them.

The winnebago finally stopped and Chop Top's head started ringing like crazy, a result of the air bag puffing up and hitting him in the face. He sat there for a bit after calming himself down, processing the crash and letting his head rest, the ringing finally stopping but a pain still residing. Soon enough he started coming back to reality, thinking to himself 'oh god I just killed someone', blood was on his hands and he was responsible, he took another human's life and now the body was just lying over the hood! After much deliberation, he jumped out the driver's door, figuring it'd be best to go pay respects to the body, take it off the hood and rest it down, call someone and have them sort it all out instead of him.

After some more thought however, he remembered he was a Sawyer, and Sawyers only have one thing on the mind when they see a dead body.

"Hey. Free food."

Chop top carefully approached the body, making sure one hand was rested on the blade closed in his front side pocket. From the looks of it, the person was dead,,, and fairly tall. He was surprised at the bodys's height, it's knees buckled as it slumped over the hood and it's arms that hung almost touched the ground. "Just how tall is this freak-" Chop Top mumbled and peered at the body's face. Or what would be it. instead of a regular human face like what his victims usually had, this body had a white mask on. It was your average white mask that could be bought at any costume shop and it was, just there, sititng perfectly on it's face.

"Shit must be a person going to a costume party or somthing... people might be wondering where this sack of flesh is-" As Chop Top reached out to pry the mask off and get a good look at his victim, the body's arm suddenly reached out and grabbed at Chop Top.

"Damn! The bitch is still alive!" He fished out his blade and quickly hit the button on the side, immediately slashing at the body's arm and taking a couple steps back. The body slumped up and ragged doll almost, looking like a puppet being hung from a string, it soon after took a couple steps twords Chop Top and reached out to him. "Damn freak!" Chop Top yelled out and slashed once more at the body's hand, instead of the regular blood coming out, wiring flew out and sparked a little, prompting the body to recoil in fear.

"don't hurt!" A voice softly came from the body as it brought its arms to its chest, the voice didn't sound human at all, it was airy and too... forced to be a humans, like almost somthing mimicking a human. Protecting the wiring that got forced out of it's hand, the body started shaking and slumped over some more, almost meeting Chop Top's height now. Chop Top lowered his weapon after noticing this, placing his free hand in his pocket and staring at the body in front of him.

"What the fuck are you."

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There you have it! I wrote this half asleep so excuse any mistakes ^^;

Finishing and writing up the rest as this is posted! Should take a little while longer so expect the first chapter next week or so!