#it's literally so stupid

[iminaloine]

had a dream that my friends and I were on the train and i caught a glimpse of this guy and said "holy shit that looks like Jamie Muscato" and then when it didn't ring a bell with my friends I added "yeehaw J.D.? the best one?" and then he turned around and was like "well I wouldn't say the best," and it WAS Jamie so we completely lost our shit

we came off at the same stop and right before i could take a selfie with him I woke up, rather unpleasantly

[angelicartemis]

CW: Smoking/Drug Use

Redrew that Ralsei with a fat blunt picture but with Wally instead. 💀 I don't picture he'd actually really smoke, I just did this for the funny. 😭

This one is actually based on/inspired from an interaction in @/ _ccfreak_'s (or StrawberryCow20's) fanfic where the reader pops/cracks their back, but then Wally gets worried due to the noise it makes. 💀 In the fic it seemed like he didn't overreact, but I just thought it'd be funny if he was just absolutely horrified at the thought of the reader just suddenly breaking their bones for no reason. 💀💀💀

And then just a doodle of the little guy. 🥰 He's so precious man arGhHgHHdh I need to draw him mOAR. 🗣️ As well as the other cast because man I have yet to draw them 💀 But Wally likes to take over my mind and live in it rent free sometimes sooo, weh. 😔

🧍‍I have no explanation for this one.

CW: More Smoking/Drug Use

Or this one. 💀 But hey me and DJ just be getting absolutely baked man. ✌ My partner @artastic-friend drew most of this btw! I only drew myself on the left-hand side asking for another hit.🚶‍

[pokeathlondome]

i WANT the mimikyu build a bear but i HATE that I can't just get the mimikyu you always have to get the bundle with the clothes and sound box but I don't NEED THOSE why is mimikyu 70 DOLLARS BEFORE TAX ❗️❗️❗️

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[rawstfish]

I literally hate being a jealous person so fucking much. I feel so sick what that fuck

[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[lazylittledragon]

i need guenhwyvar to be Cat so bad

[nedlittle]

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

[ochibrochi]

guilty conscience 😬 (i watched legion of superheroes movie)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[teaboot]

Me: I appreciate that you keep bringing me tupperware leftovers but you really really shouldn't, you're going to lose a lot of containers

My brother, handing me the 10 thousandth container of leftovers: Oh yeah I forgot to ask when are you bringing those back

Me: You don't want them back.

My brother: What did you do

Me: Better question: what did I NOT do

Him: ...

Me:

Him: Oh my god

Me: Yeah

Him: You haven't been WASHING THEM?

Me: Bruh I'll be honest I haven't even been eating most of them

Him: Oh my god

Him: I have been bringing you lunch since-

Me: Halloween

Him: OH MY GOD

Me: Yeah

Him: It's been- we JUST bought those containers

Me: I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO STOP

Him: WHAT THE HELL

Me: I HAVE TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES TO STOP

Him: IF I DONT FEED YOU, YOU DONT EAT

Me: I AM AN ADULT I PACK FOOD

Him: WHAT FOOD

Me: I DONT KNOW, FUCKING. SPAGHETTI

Him: IN WHAT? IN WHAT? YOU DONT WASH YOUR FUCKING TUPPERWARE

Me: I DON'T *BUY* TUPPERWARE CAUSE I KNOW I WONT WASH IT

Him: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARRY THE SPAGHETTI IN

Me: Bags

Him: What

Me: Ziplock fucking bags

Him: YOU'RE EATING SPAGETTI OUT OF BAGS

Me: IT'S LESS WASTEFUL

Him: HOW is it less wasteful? HOW?? You're throwing out a plastic bag every single day!

Me: It's better than throwing out tupperware!

Him: TUPPERWARE IS REUSABLE

Me: NOT IF YOU DONT WASH IT

Him: WHY THE FUCK NOT

Me: I DONT DO DISHES

Him: THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DONT DO DISHES.

Me: I hate doing dishes. You KNOW I hate doing dishes. I have ALWAYS HATED DOING DISHES you KNOW this

Him: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN EATING OFF OF

Me: PLASTIC BAGS

Him:

Him: You're a fucking trash monster

Me: You wore the same pair of Shrek pants every day for two years

Him: When will you let that go

Me: I will never let it go

Me:

Me: ...thank you for the lasagna

[nucleos]

if you are complaining about dragon age veilguards artstyle being inconsistent with dragon age's overall artstyle then I know for a fact, that you have not played all the games. You are lying, because consistency?? in dragon age?? this is Alistar in all three games

[maykitz]

get-along t shirt

[time-woods]

simon but as that sad ant image, to then a very happy and joyous ant !

these are like the stages of grief to me

[identitty-dickruption]

one of the worst things in the world is that feeling unloveable can (and will) make you act in ways that reinforces itself. I feel unloveable so I don’t respond to messages so people reach out less so I feel unloveable. one of the hardest things in the world is fighting back the brain demons long enough to break the cycle

[jettlawrence]

my only real complaint about the sweeney revival is the way they've been releasing the cast recording