#it's just so round

[vole-mon-amour]

Look at this fat fluffy birdie!

Details are under the cut.

March 12. I'm sick, so just a bit of stitching. It's 3 strands of acrylic wool and the stitches do NOT look to my standard. :/ Well, I bought this kit to try to stitch with wool, so now I know I dislike it. Might as well try to re-stitch it with the regular embroidery floss and see how it looks.

BTW, I switched the fabric from Aida 14 to Lugana 27. A different color, too, so I don't have to do the French knots.

March 15. Forgot to take a Pic without any backstitch.

Finished it in 2 days (March 12,March 15). My first Riolis kit and probably my last, at least with "wool" thread. It's unraveling, it tangles, it's uncomfortable to work with, and I didn't like the pattern itself.

It's cute but it's also very meh. (UPD March 16: It's actually quite nice as a finished and hooped result, I just didn't like the process at all.) I wanted to try the wool thread and I did. Not a fan. 3 strands of regular embroidery floss is bad enough but wool? And the way it looks on fabric? Nope.

Oh, and I also did white stitches in 2 strands instead of 1 (and somewhere in 3 strands) because all I could see was the fabric under those stitches. I saw some people switching the fabric to 30-32 count Murano and those people are correct. I have no idea why the kit has Aida 14. Stuff like this works way better on evenweave.

[canisalbus]

✦ Stealing from the trees of Eden ✦

[qvert]

Alternativ (eye) versions under the cut

[roach-works]

pokemon theory i just thought of: new pokemon appear in the pokemon universe when they're designed in this one. they're created ex nilho but they have retroactive realness; they weren't here yesterday, but today they've always existed.

pokemon researchers have had to suss this out on their own over decades, and it's a really unpopular theory, made worse by the fact that no one can come up with a better one. from their perspective pokemon generate spontaneously but in both chronological directions, and the similarities of many pokemon seem to be detived from a conscious and creative understanding of the world--their world, though? what other world could there be?. there are ice cream pokemon and pokeball pokemon and sword pokemon and trash bag pokemon.

there are so many pokemon with both wings and a beak. is this like swords? is there an ur-flying type that this class evokes? there are so many canine pokemon. but what is a canine? is there such a thing? there's only one set of sword pokemon, right. one tea-set line. is *feline* a coherent category? would the ur-feline have two legs or four? why do so many pokemon have humanlike bodyplans-- but then again, why so few?

pichu has always been the prior form of pikachu. why didn't it get counted in order? why do we call it that instead of saying pikachu is the middle evolution of the pichu line? why can so many trainers remember finding this out well into their journeys? why didn't ash start with one?

this is why pokemon researchers do a lot of labwork, drink heavily, and use ten year olds for field research. you can't have an existential crisis if you don't even know what time is yet.

[oobbbear]

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[the-meme-monarch]

i think i like the new toons but i Am currently making shit up about them. ginger and cosmo Are canonically cousins though Hooray

you know they’re holiday special characters bc they have an excess of patterns on them. it’s where all the budget went /j

[somehow-a-human]

DO NOT ASK NEIL ABOUT FAN THEORY

Michael babygirl, I apologize now for the close-up screenshots of your mouth I am going to put on the internet. Call Neil if you have issues with it, it's his fault. Brain-rotting brought on by the lovely @melbatron5000!!!

Honey, why are you chewing on a ball bearing? I was going to be lenient and say it's a glint off of some saliva but nah are you sucking on a damn pie weight. I didn't see you take a bite of any dippin dots??? Who let her near my stash of Buckyballs that I've been hiding from the Consumer Product Safety Commission? Just because you are bbgurl doesn't mean you get to eat bbpellets.

[bionicboxes]

this is the dynamic they have going on in my head.

Edit: No more reblogs for now this can't be my most popular post I can't bear the weight of this being it.

[ghosted-jazz]

Traffic Gals- Introducing Gem!

[dreadark]

also I haven't seen the stickers in such high quality before... unknown sorrow my beloveds...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dead beat down

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[ningadudexx]

who up journeying to they west ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🐎

the first one is a screenshot redraw of this frame cause it freaking rocks 🔥🔥🔥

the show has been out since 1986 and also the novel has been out since the 16th century.... but ill spoiler warninf just in case... anyone in audience from the 16th century tonite ⁉️🙋‍♂️🙋🙋‍♀️

[surreal-duck]

and the clock goes tick tock, tick tock

[4bsurdcreature]

These two idiots

[aroacewxs]

the oracle of everybody