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dragonstar2568 · 10 months ago

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Every time one of (his) The kids or Eddie do something they weren’t supposed to Steve always gives them the same rant about how they could have gotten hurt or lost how they could have died. Que Eddie doing something stupid, where he could have gotten hurt.

The second eddie (and the kids following behind to watch him get yelled at) see Steve with his arms already crossed he knows he fucked up, so he tells him :

Steve: (arms on hips) (starts to open his mouth)

Eddie: (hangs his head down) I’m so sorry, I know what I did was reckless and wrong, I could have died or gotten hurt, I know I scared you and I shouldn’t have brought the kids along and it would have been all my fault if something had happen to them or me, I know you love us and don’t wanna see us get hurt. I love you too and I will clean your car and take the kids to school all week as punishment. I will be up our room to think about what I did.

The kids : (shocked)

Steve: (shocked & speechless) y-yes you will. a-And don’t do that again?

Eddie: (kisses Steve on the cheek) I won’t

Mike: What the fuck ?!

Dustin: He just gets off Scott free!?

Steve: (still in a daze) w-

Eddie: (walking into the house) Watch your mouth Mike.

#this is so stupid #steddie #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #incorrect quotes #I’m sorry lol #but it would be cute and funny at the same time

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welcometogrouchland · 7 months ago

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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

#dc comics #dc #batfamily #batman #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #duke thomas #anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig #i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did #I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon #mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j #anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j #me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc #-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre #god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it #i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you #mine

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tzarrz · 1 year ago

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to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

#look...i know it's been a month but hear me out-#guys don't yell he's really trying okay!!#NOT a mean ww truther bc he really isn't mean like at all #not in an intentional way #he's just stressed and embarrassed and tipsy here give him a break #he's swagless & thinks it's yet another reason he's unlovable (untrue)#dont worry woowoo vash also severely lacks in the swag department #but funny doodles aside i have other more serious art of them already posted + in the works #their understanding of each other ends up being so deep #but at the same time they manage to be so utterly stupid about it #how do they manage? i don't know #they just make me want to tear my hair out #you're important to each other!!!! get!! that!!! thru!! ur! HEADS!!!!#neither of them think they deserve what they want/need #i'm inconsolable actually nobody talk to me (talk to me please)#see using words isn't so hard. stupid fictional men #(she thought she did something with those tags)#times are hard but i stay silly #by that i mean i re-read vol 10 #on the daily.#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun #tzarrz

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago

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chat if i may speak

#marvel cinematic universe #mcu #xmen #x2 xmen united #xmen the last stand #xmen dofp #magneto #erik lehnsherr #snap sketches #i love the old people !!!!!!#highkey though old people are prob my fave subjects to draw ..#theres just so much line definition- i feel more confident drawing them and saying 'yeah that looks like them'#tho i also feel this way with people/characters who have really defined features and shapes ..... most curious !!!#anyways. i gave him extensions vjalkjlkaejAELJ #long-hair erik is important to me and i simply Had To See with ian mckellens face #at the same time something isnt right ... i cant explain it... im not gonna sit on this any longer tho this just a quick thing vjlkalk #when i inevitably draw older movie erik again ill prob go back to his short hair but i may be subjected to a treat. just this once #i dont wanna drive. totally unrelated. im going home for the weekend and i live so FAR from my dorm i hate it here (no i dont)#i just hate driving VJELAVJAE #whatever its the weekend which means more time for xmen brainrot #i just started S3 of 92 !!!!! in theory im halfway done with the series but S3 is also 26 episodes compared to the previous 13 vjeALVKEJ #OH WELL. im gonna go now i have to start driving at some point i GUESS #i just wanted to leave the people with a silly thing </3 ok bye bye #i have a silly comic planned with younger cherik so heres to hoping i do that !!! it's stupid but funny. i hope #ok bye bye now Truly

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ministarfruit · 11 months ago

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day 8: living dead ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #vtuber #hololive #holomyth #takamori #calliope mori #takanashi kiara #a reaper and a phoenix. this too can be yuri #haha get it. living dead. because calli's... death... and kiara's... alive after being dead #haha. hahaha. isn't that funny #ok I didn't notice this until just then BUT #every takamori picture I draw is the same.#it's just kiara laughing brightly and calli looking at her fondly #I GUESS THAT'S JUST HOW I INTERPRET THEM #I'm the king of drawing the same image again and again but slightly different each time #ok this one has a literal reaper and a phoenix in the background though #I'm really pushing the limits of what I can do in a day. sweats #it is once again 11:30pm.#(grumble) stupid... ambitious... mini...

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accirax · 3 months ago

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hear me out

i think it might be Whit season

#guy who only thinks about whit young: guys I’m getting a lot of whit young vibes from this #fr though I’ve drawn that stupid (/aff) bean sprout hair thing so many times it makes sense that I could recognize it on sight #or hallucinate it on sight. we’ll see #sadly I’ve never seen heartless deceit or deadication so I can’t pull the same trick with the other two ponies #I tried to look them up but the anime hair was too vague #funny to me that Ace continues to not be in Halloween content despite it being his bday though #drdt #danganronpa despair time #fanganronpa #whit young

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zxal · 6 months ago

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he ain't heavy, he's my brother [dimensionswap au]

#yugioh arc v #ygo arc v #arc v #dimensionswap au #yuri arc v #lulu obsidian #ruri kurosaki #my art #arc v art #'funny how yuri and lulu both have purple hair & pink eyes' -> several weeks pass -> i can't think about them without getting a stomachache #to recap: dimensionswap au yuri & lulu grew up in the same orphanage in the slums of new domino city #and were basically inseparable from the time they met til yuri stabbed her in the back (stole the dwheel they built together and ran away)#there are so many vignettes of them i have in my head that i want to share but i absolutely needed to draw these #yuri and lulu doing stupid little kid shit together (giving each other matching DIY stick and pokes. probably pierced each others ears too)#yuri is a mean little asshole but he's also her best friend in the world #DO YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE YET (the shit i made up about them in my head)

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puppppppppy · 2 years ago

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Design notes (+ a little Portal clownery)

#this is only when I really take the time to draw them properly and not fucking rushing the fuck out of my hand on stream to get my silly #stupid joke out of my head. because when that happens the only thing that can tell them apart is wukongs phoenix feathers and the thin hope #that I’m conveying their personalities correctly HEHFHSBB #WE GO FULL SONIC/SHADOW IN THIS MF!!!#I also live for macaque being ungroomed and not knowing what to do with his fur for the longest time bc he doesn’t really have anyone to go #to. bc of his falling out with wukong and because he would probably die before asking someone to brush his hair or smth hehffgsbv #probably makes up for it by covering it with glamor anyway. who knows *shrug*#also hiii peddling my wukong and macaque are roughly the same height hc *deafening silence*#this is partly because I can’t clearly imagine one being taller than the other and I just think it’s funny if it’s an ongoing argument betwe #between them for centuries. arguing whos taller even back when they were friends JDHFNSV #my art #myart #doodles #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk six eared macaque #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk fanart #shadowpeach #but in a divorced way

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rassicas · 1 year ago

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I'm not counting a player character that you made and never thought about further. i mean like. It can be your player character but at least one that has a name (or you intend to name) and some semblance of a story that you've thought about. bonus points if you've been continuously using this character for several years

#splatoon oc #splatoon #my expectations is that a lot of people made ocs in 2018 #also i wonder how many s1 era folks are still making ocs or have been using the same one lol #or if theres anyone who was crazy enough about squid game to make an oc after e3 LOL #anyway i made cress in 2016 i consider him my first proper oc. he didnt have a name for several months tho #he as well as a few other characters i made at that time started out from concepts that i thought were stupid or funny #all the others i drew like maybe once or twice and got scrapped but cress the shitty headphone squid survived and got Deep Lore

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moeblob · 4 months ago

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Gawain from FGO (I've never touched the Fate series) because someone was like "hey wanna do an art trade? I'll draw an OC of yours if you draw this funky lil blonde guy" and like what am I gonna do? REFUSE?

take a blonde boy I know nothing about o7

#gawain #fate grand order #thats another win for me ! i get oc art AND i get to draw some blonde boy hell yeah gamers im winning #i almost did a second stupid doodle for him but like........... no energy for more alas #time to work on art for me tho for like 5 minutes before i give up haha...#sorry for giving gawain the femblem girl pose i didnt mean to #i only realized i gave it to him after i was yelling at someone else how much he looked like merrin from engage and how i know people #are going to say they thought he was gep from hsr and im like LOOK AT THE... wait #fuckin same posed that guy...... damn....#bc merrins portrait pose also has her doing the chest touch #sorry to gawain ....#tbh all i know is hes blonde and theres a female variant of him who is taller and beefier??? and i think thats really funny

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serenhob · 17 days ago

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I could be sleeping but this is what I choose to do instead

#Jttw #journey to the west #monkey king #sun wukong #It's not the best thing I've ever done but it is 5am so it's actually fine #The fire is ugly tho #And I refuse to fix it #At least until tmr #i think i'm funny sometimes #My favourite part was drawing all the freaking out gods #My fave is probs the guy in fetal position by the red house or maybe the one on the floor #Sun Wukong is ginger again cause I looked up ginger monkies and they are cute #It is not hard to guess what meme I'm referencing but at the same time I probs wouldn't be able to guess if I didn't make it #That just cause I'm stupid tho #My mum always told me I have no common sense and she is sadly right #If the lighting is wack...I don't care #I lost my digital art pen for my phone and its really stressing me out #Like I want my £12 back #And it meant I had to use my fingers to draw and it looks so janky #If you are wondering why I using slang from like 50 years ago. Blame my best friend #there is something wrong with her

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sporesgalaxy · 4 months ago

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in my dream last night they released a bill cipher themed soda called Decipher and I tried to go get some but insane wacky nonsense kept interrupting me before I could. I mean the nonsense had to do with the plot of the rest of the dream but it just kept showing up at the exact moment that I was about to get my soda. Ive just remembered the plot of the rest of the dream was that all of the straw hat piratds were there at tbis theme park we were in and some other group of pirates were trying to bully nico robin. the other pirate group was goth btw. their captain almost died from getting splashed with acid (by nico robin) (it was justified). But I didnt see that happen bc really I was mostly focused on getting my dumb soda.

#dream journal #yeah oh my god it was like. a one piece pre timeskip filler episode was happening at the same time as the rest of my dream. wild #and I was a part of the straw hat crew??? or friends with them or something???? i kept getting lost th #oh my god was i zoro. was i fucking zoro. i dont remember seeing zoro was i zoro and i didnt realize it??? help #zoro wants that stupid bill cipher soda . god damn it i remember wondering if it was alcoholic i think i was zoro and didnt even register #im lsoing it thats so funny. usually when im a character in my dreams i like. Know It. but being zoro didnt feel any different I guess 😂😂#god no there were definitely parts where i was me or i tjought i was me. and my irl friends wer ethere also.#i guess it was one of those dumb fading in and out things that happens in dreams sometimes #it did kinda feel like i was having two dreams at once #still i dont think i ever registered that anything was different when i was zoro so thats really fucking funny #and there was this whole 3rd plot line with made up people i dont know irl or from fiction.#it was kind of like sky high but completely different and with less white people...gah i dont rlly rember

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slaygentford · 7 months ago

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ms reid calling dream lestat daffy is a huge win for my political stance as a top donor to the lestat not very smart party. so glad that we're all on the same page re lestat being utterly empty behind the eyes and not even in a psychopath way just in a truly and genuinely not a lot going on up there way

#I do think lestat has an internal monologue but it cycles through the same 3 thoughts. anyway now we just have to get him to agree that #real lestat's got a box of smooth river rocks for a brain #not even a box. a box has sharp corners #just the rocks.#you know how opium destroys your dopamine receptors. lestat did that to himself with no drugs necessary. like he just thought too much #about Louis over a short period of time and made too many jokes only he thought were funny and fried some circuits #only one man has played more stupid games and won more stupid prizes than him. and that man is armand #tag essay like it's 2014. can somebody end it for me

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spaciebabie · 3 months ago

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at first getting diagnosed with cptsd was like, "yay my trauma has been validated (it always was valid)!" and i really thought that was going to be it, but then i started to do research as i do whenever i realize i have something and learned that!! the way i experience socialization is!! quite horrid actually!!

#i have had this stupid fucking rule for myself for years since i was little #''dont speak unless you're spoken to or else something bad will happen. nobody wants to hear what you have to say unless they ask''#I TELL MYSELF THAT ALL THE TIME????#AND I DIDNT REALIZE IT WASNT NORMAL #thats not something that healthy people think to themselves whenever they want to talk to people. they just talk to them #they dont tell themselves not to speak to people for fear of what may happen to them jesus christ spacie #i get so scared when i message anybody ANYTHING #bc everything and anything i wanna talk about feels so stupid why would anyone give a shit #staring at a funny joke i want to send someone for 30 fucking minutes before deleting it b/c my brain is like ''errmm who cares?''#''also they're going to yell at you for wasting their time!!!''#i sent my friend a meme once and had a panic attack (or maybe a flashback?? im still trying to figure out what they are) immediately after #this shit sucks dude. it sucks #at least im processing what happened to me. thats why it hurts so bad rn its been stockpiled for like.#2 decades #im not looking for any sympathy here im just putting it out there #so that anybody who feels the same way i do know they're not alone #ive been struggling everyday for like 2 months now (actually DEFINITELY longer)#it will get better. things just need to be taken one step at a time #i have gotten thru my worst days i have a 100% success rate #how many days have i been alive #7930 #lightwork #lets keep it goin #vent #trauma tw #trauma mention #wrote this post thru a flashback btw!! dealing with them is getting easier #before i would be unable to function for days at a time!!!#with one of the most recent ones i had i was so in the thick of it i avoided everyone i knew for a week cuz i was convinced #i was an evil unlovable freak that only wanted to hurt people

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zrllosyn-art · 9 months ago

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Kikoru and Narumi Sibling banter hours FT. @izfaish who contributed!! many ideas!!!

(thank u for contributing ur doodles n ideas buddy!!!)

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couch-house · 1 year ago

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i'm running an old man yaoi/old woman yuri poll on my main and the yuri train has been holding strong. and if anyone knows my favorite dumb jokes to post abt, you'll know He Doesn't Know

#stc #sth #fleetway super sonic #ebony the mystic mog #pyjamas the psychic #sonic the comic #sonic the hedgehog #doodles #comics #id in alt text #ftr i personally hc ebony and pyjamas as gay trans friends who are not gay together. just gay at the same time #and i think it's really funny if fleet just. has too much shit going on to realize he is surrounded by gay and trans people #he wouldnt mind he just. does not think.#guy with two moms who isnt even an ally. bc he doesnt know.#he doesnt know bebe and dog are trans either btw. hes stupid <3

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