#it's a joke y'all

[spawksstuff]

The Day according to De's Characters (Drink Edition)

Breakfast

Working hard

Lunch

Working Harder

Quick drink after work, just one.

Dinner

Dessert

Go to a bar? Sure. Hi friend.

This bar is dead. Let's go somewhere else.

That's more like it.

It's getting late. Lightweights.

Bar's dying out.

Sir, the bar is closing. But I paid for this! Bouncer!

Get out.

Drink something before you go to sleep.

Next Morning: Oh my head. Take the pill and drink the water.

Feel better? Yeah.

Thanks.

[waterghoulcalamity]

people were mad because we didn't get a jassad interview (and hey, honestly i would've loved at least one too) but, seeing how assad talks about armand, i knew from the moment jacob opened his mouth to talk (or more like spit vitriol 😭) about armand that the the people in charge of planning their interviews saw it and realized those two couldn't be seen talking about their characters by the public eye

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

To the people who are against a gay Disney main character, because that will "turn" their kids gay.

I just want to say that i am lesbian, and i grew up watching only straight couples. Straight representation did not turn me straight, just like gay representation won't turn your kids gay.

[But yk, in fact, i have to admit i liked The Hunchback of Notre-Dame a lot as a kid, and now everytime i girl rejects me i have this sudden urge to burn down all of Paris].

[bonsai-maze]

Y'all

It's Mully's favorite day today

Somebody throw that man a party

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[footlongdingledong]

[egophiliac]

one last batch of Scully Js for the road before Malleus eats my brain again

let's all pour one out for the King of Halloween, whose only crime was being born a Hot Topic goth before Hot Topic existed for him to shoplift his Jack Skellington merch from (and also the whole turning people into pumpkins thing I GUESS) (look, nobody's perfect)

[hemi-demi]

[zeraoreo]

Good riddance.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I'm not gonna stop clowning on DC until they stop clowning on us

[totallynotsloughjykk]

I think it's so funny that hua cheng held an intense, long, 800-year-old grudge against mu qing for not letting him die in the army for his celebrity crush while mu qing had no fucking idea who he was until like book 4

[craigularory-joe]

is this anything to you guys

[hemipenal-system]

this is a forcefem (trans affirming genderplay) space, not a forcefem (whatever weird misogyny shit y'all got goin on) space. get on hrt or get the fuck out

[fashionsfromhistory]

Carriage Boots

1875-1885

Albany Institute of History & Art

[somewhereincairparavel]

I think I've already made a post about this MONTHS ago but the valgrace nation wasn't as active back then so the post didn't reach that far, but I'm reviving this now, to say that it's canon jason and leo played mario party six on chiron's gaming room together :>