#it's a good life

[jacksprostate]

the narrator's coworkers after he sends out the 93th haiku about being a little worker slave and finishes threatening his boss with a rusty handsaw up the ass for the day: that was a very good thing you did. a very good thing. don't you think that was a very good thing he did? yes it was, a real good thing. it's good that you sent out another haiku, it's real good

[have-you-read-this-short-fiction]

"It's a Good Life" is available to read here

[hamburgerbox]

Uncle Walts Rabbit

Twilight Zone the Movie

[olderjustneverwiser]

Spending my last night as a 30 year old listening to Djo on vinyl, drinking wine, and making homemade pasta with my best friend.

Maybe adulthood isn't so bad sometimes.

[labelleizzy]

Because it's a beautiful day to be alive

[geekygirlexperience]

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[beguilingcorpse]

i am glad queer representation has drastically improved in my lifetime. because now i can say that i dislike a gay book and not feel like i’m invalidating stonewall

[endreal]

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

[officialspec]

my friends……........the crystal germs

[happyheidi]

𝑏𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠 <3

[marlynnofmany]

OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.