#it’s truly ridiculous

[foreverfearlessred]

George Russell is furiously typing away in a google doc rn and the gc is about to get spammed by him after these FIA rule changes

[my-cat-can-slay-dragons]

My friends sisters cat has had kittens, so he’s asking me for advice, and his sister is just completely ignoring it. Then when I asked why she wants to keep the kittens if she won’t even look after the cat she already has (who is obviously not spayed, and has been let out immediately after giving birth, and has taken a kitten with her) and he’s acting annoyed that I’ve said she’s not looking after her cats. Which she isn’t. And hasn’t been for the whole time I’ve known him. 🙄

[rosechata]

on a hike through central switzerland

[were-all-just-w31rd-k1ds]

Because what I just witnessed was INSANE and I have seen no one treat it as such, can we take a fucking moment to bask in the fact that Gorgug essentially 1v1ed that purple worm without ever going down or getting swallowed like ??? Zac Oyama what kind of dice ritual did you pull before this fight

[moliathh]

like this is kinda cute how alucard imitated integra when he needed to look "good" or somewhat "beautiful" in his standard (like he intentionally dressed up even integra said he looked "different than usual") he looked so much like her here just inverted in colour palette 😭 as if tying their ties in the same style wasnt enough

[archivistofnerddom]

One of the funny things about Rex and Omega being in the Rebellion at the same time is that they could have any number of conversations that basically are this:

Omega: *does something impressive and chaotic to help people and to fight against the Empire*

Rex: *deliberate breathing as he’s watching her do this, knowing he’s the only person who knows how she got those skills (and from whom)*

Omega: *gets hurt or does something that has the absolute slightest chance of giving Hunter (aka Stressed Protective Dad) heart palpitations if or when he finds out*

Rex: *sighs* Okay, on a scale from “Crosshair’s Pabu Meditations” to “Escape From Tantiss 2: Zillo Beast Electric Boogaloo,” how much lying am I going to have to do to keep your brother from needing medical attention and/or coming out here to read us both the Riot Act?

Omega: Do you want the sanitary version, the Echo version, or the Bad Batch version of the truth?

Rex: I’m getting too old for this.

Rex: *proceeds to cover for Omega anyway when Hunter asks because she’s his sister and they bonded over Blond Shenanigans a while back*

Omega: Thanks, Rex! (I’ll tell you the real story after you talk to Hunter.)

[red-moon-at-night]

After doing some research on the types of pets people had in ancient Greece, I'd like to imagine that Helen is the sort of person who has a whole menagerie of birds — and she loves each and every one of them very, very much.

It fits well with her being good at mimicry, you know. Talking and imitating and singing with her beloved birds 💜

Close up under the read more:

I had to include that one necklace from the minoan 'saffron goddess' fresco because it's my favourite thing Ever

[obsidianbit]

I love this gay ass show with its literally life ending injuries that heal immediately, but only when convenient to the plot, and its ridiculous use of modern phrases, and its laughing in the face of historical accuracy, and its kissing the face of the fans instead of trying to outwit them, and the way everyone involved in the show seem to go 'I KNOW RIGHT! I'M EXCITED TOO!' instead of mocking the fans

[will80sbyers]

"he confirmed to me that they are a couple in season 5" 🥰🥰🥰 yeah because he would tell a random woman if they broke up and just reveal the biggest plot twist of the show at a con to his stalker why not

[astralzeraphias]

his black hole heart and anti matter tears have bewitched me, body and soul

[itscherryterry-again]

yea

[trek-tracks]

Now you two think about what you've done and develop some healthier emotional coping mechanisms

[ryan-sometimes]

Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.

Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.

[cementcornfield]

Joe said yesterday your two careers are always gonna be tied forever, do you agree with that and what's your view of that?

Nah, it's a fact. I can say I could agree with that. Especially since we've been together what - I'm starting to lose count now - like six years now? Seven years now? So we're only going to get better from here....

[danthropologie]

i'm sorry but why is everyone just fucking rolling over and dying eulogizing this man that isn't even fucking dead yet. anyone with even a modicum of respect for daniel ricciardo should be raising fucking hell at the thought that THIS could be the ending he gets after the career that he's had and everything he's brought to this sport. acting like it's already a done deal is just making it that much easier for red bull to shrug and go along with this (BAD TERRIBLE WRONG) decision that's apparently already been made for them

[eggsdrawings]

dabihawks post-war pizza au 🛵💨

“you’ve still got a pizza my war-torn heart” by phanatics 🍕