#it’s time for the DIRT!!!!!!!!
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Aziraphale was good at burying things. Not exactly putting them to rest, but plenty skilled at ignoring the worst of them until they simply… Went away. Only, Crowley didn’t go away. Crowley persisted. Aziraphale kicked and shoved and buried, but his want was an exhausted dead thing that would not stay dead. He could feel it relentlessly scrabbling up his throat whenever he spotted that jagged smile across a room, the soil embedding deeper into his fingernails with every frantic climb out of the grave.
so i wasn't actually planning on drawing any more illustrations but yall have been SO good to me... i wanted to make you one more lil treat 👀 uncropped, extremely nsft version on ao3 (@goodomensafterdark)
#i can't believe it's time for 3 already#strap the FUCK IN#it’s time for the DIRT!!!!!!!!#flawless au#good omens#good omens human au#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#nsft#goodomenafterdark#good omens after dark#rat draws#rat writes
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Hey everyone look at my fuckign isopod
Thank you have a good day
#i bought. 10 of them at a pet expo the other day#I’ve wanted them for a while but there was always Something preventing me#like they didn’t have the breed I wanted in stock or another breed I wanted was insanely expensive or they didn’t cohabit well etc etc#but finally……#they immediately disappeared into a cork bark cave I fashioned and I haven’t seen them since#I presume they are having a good time in the dirt#ramblings#isopod#woodlouse#my post
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[3] Losing team 🥈
Prompt source for October
#mlp#my little pony#art prompt#artists on tumblr#twilight sparkle#derpy hooves#october 3#emptygoldstudio#personal art#im drawing october prompts at free time after school#so even if they'll be late i'll still draw them all#edit: i love that so many ppl understand a “cup of dirt” reference :)
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Hirohiko Araki unveils his first public art, The Fountain Boy, located at Osaka Station.
#featuring some stands !!#IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL OMG#but that's to be expected from araki#araki once again looking younger than the last time we saw him in pictures#i've been waiting for someone to post this so i can reblog it but fck it i'll do it myself#hirohiko araki#araki hirohiko#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo#star platinum#stone ocean#gold experience#november rain#tusk#killer queen#dirty deeds done dirt cheap#d4c
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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au
turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else
now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident
also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out
#turbo#turbotastic#fix it felix jr#80s boyfriends#hammertastic#headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT#and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s#this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it#turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun#and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out#he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details#and calhoun to just know about it#this just gets worse and worse#they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping#and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back#like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you#and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac#i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator#so yeah turbo HATES his ass#(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive#anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this#he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse#and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo#bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things#sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now#wreck it ralph#wir
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katnep is the type of ship you'd expect nepeta to try really hard and dress all cutely and karkat be a bit more lazy and wear the same clothes BUT if we're all being honest karkat would absolutely dress up all fancy and nepeta would wear her usual clothes. karkat would go to kanaya in a heartbeat, kanaya would try to reach out to nepeta but nepeta will not comply.
bonus points if kanaya continues to try and make something pretty but also comfortable and fitting for nepetas tastes but it backfires because she then never takes it off and kanaya has to watch it very clearly become worn and ruined as nepeta rolls around in dirt. Kanaya accounted for that of course, but nepeta somehow surpassed her expectations anyways
i think youre totally completely right
#katnep#karnep#karkat#karkat vantas#nepeta#nepeta leijon#nepkat#hs#homestuck#liv safe#asks!#my art#art#hehe im in a pixely mood rn#but no i think youre so right#hard to imagine karkat not putting his whole romancussy into his partner < why did i say it like that#anything nep puts on shes immediately figuring out how to tear it so she can move more freely in it lmfao#bc no yeah like ah maybe karkat would put less effort in since in canon he's not crazy about her but like. if he were though?#and if nepeta was already comfortable with him and didnt feel the need to prove herself to him? cozy nepeta time#'karkat why are you wearing that. we have a roll in the dirt date today'#ill post this now but rb it in the morning since no ones gonna see it rn lmfao
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some baby arthur doodles~ 🤠
#arthur morgan#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#rdr#my art#this boy was 100% covered in dirt at all times btw#he's a lil gremlin#my 2 y/o nephew is named arthur so this is confusing me#he's an actual baby XD
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Fem Karafuto Team
#golden kamuy#karafuto#my art#fem version#koito being the only one who isn't covered in dirt#first time i draw a fem tanigaki
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i think we all know who the REAL star of season 3 is
i'm making a vague attempt to pace out this season by doing a drawing after each episode, so anyway here's my new fave character
#rip to my friend and brother who had to hear me start screaming with delight 5 minutes in when this guy showed up#THEY BROUGHT BACK MY BOY#I MEAN ITS A DIFFERENT ONE AND ITS A GIRL BUT ITS STILL THE DIRT GUYS. THANK YOU#whoever on the creative team made this decision i owe you my life#these guys are animated in the most delightful way and i love them#hilda spoilers#hilda season 3#hilda season 3 spoilers#season 3 spoilers#hilda s3 spoilers#is that enough spoilers tags#yeah this is my fanart for episode 1. did something happen in that ep i was too busy looking at the creature of all time#jk i loved the episode so much. everyone better be so grateful that i chose not to draw the thing instead for this post i love himb#s3 is knocking it out of the park with funky little guys#hilda the series#hilda netflix#stray sod#hilda loam#art tag
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I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:
Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.
Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like
*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*
"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"
#get tav/durge drunk and let him have a little sippy and he's GONNA be makin' little gothic mud castles#Shadowheart come over here and enable this man!#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#bg3 spoilers#astarion ancunin#spawn astarion#ascended astarion#Like it's so inconsequential but like it's so not?#i've heard it's a sneaky little EA reference#but still#dirt gremlin time#Dirt is freedom guys#Y'all ever sat in dirt just because? I recommend it#Also while I was getting that bottom pic Halsin was creeping ever closer to my durge like he was makin' a move#First sitting on the floor then on the far end of the log then the spot on the log next to my durge#almost spit out my drink when i saw it#Note: Mr Ascendant would refuse to sit down as well. He physically CANNOT relax#Fs in chat
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DINA MEYER as Detective Allison Kerry in Saw III (2006)
#horroredit#sawedit#filmedit#dina meyer#allison kerry#saw franchise#saw iii#saw 3#moviesedit#mygifs#userlenny#mikaeled#horrorwomensource#filmgifs#userstream#moveigifs#best girl kerry 💔#fuck amanda for sabotaging kerry's trap#i wonder if hoffman knew about that tho#he helped to put kerry in the trap because she was too heavy for amanda#but apart from that did he know it was an execution#even in director and actor's commentaries there's nothing about that#kerry's 'test' was a huge bs anyway#'you're dead inside' oh fuck off#try to work in that line of work and be good and see all the bs she sees and maintain stable mental health all the time#are you fucking kidding me#getting people into traps for depressive episodes duuuuuuude#it was just an execution to silence her because she was too close to catch them#and they couldn't dig any legit dirt on her (like with eric) so they were like 'yeah we are accusing you of... having a depression'
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What if during the years Luo Binghe was in the Endless Abyss, Shen Qingqiu not only knelt at the sword mound, but he also started planting white lotuses around the Peak?
It would start slow, just a few lotuses appearing in places they hadn't before, but they were so sparse that no one really took much notice. If they did, who would complain? It was just a flower and a lovely one at that. Their Shizun surely wouldn't mind the sight of them. He had been so distraught after the conference... Best to not trouble him with something so inconsequential.
Slowly more and more of those lotuses began to pop up, spreading to every lake and pond on the Peak. That couldn't be an accident. Never had lotuses grown on Qing Jing Peak before. Perhaps their Shizun commissioned An Ding to plant the lotuses, but for what reason they didn't know. Their Shizun had developed more of an interest in beasts than flora, but even that passion was smothered by his grief. Whatever the reason for the flowers, they must be special.
It wasn't until Ning Yingying informed her shixiong that she had been assisting the Peak Lord in cultivating the lotuses, hoping that it would ease his troubled heart. He had lost his most favored disciple and even after a year, their Shizun still knelt every day at the sword mound when he wasn't avoiding the memories haunting him on the Peak (though they would never speak of such things around their Shizun out of courtesy).
And so, they said nothing about the lotuses. If gardening and caring for the flowers that overtook their lakes and ponds brought comfort to the grieving heart of their Shizun, who were they to rob him of it? He was still in mourning, but when they did chance at seeing him caring so tenderly for the blossoming lotuses, they could see a little bit of that old light return to him, even for just a moment.
At some point, even the common people in the surrounding villages began to whisper about the widow of Qing Jing Peak, endlessly beautiful in his mourning amongst the tall bamboo and pure as snow lotus blooms.
#shen qingqiu is still doing mental gymnastics this whole time#he's only doing this because yingying had suggested it with such big puppy dog eyes#he didn't want to make her cry#and maybe he found he's actually good at gardening when it doesn't involve digging in too much dirt#he just likes to look at them#of course it doesn't make him think of his sweet little bun#what would make you think that?#scum villain au#svsss#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#mourning shen qingqiu#sqq#bingqiu#mxtx svsss#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system
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Hhhey guys, wouldn't it be funny if after eating Cynessa's core, Uzi got fully possessed by Cyn.
Wouldn't that be so funny.
For clarification, I mean regular Cyn without the influence of the solver. The Cyn who lived so long as a puppet of the solver, watching the people she considered family turn against her.
But that's fine. It made sense, didn't it? Who would trust someone who has killed them thousands upon thousands of times. Death was her punishment, to which she accepted with open arms.
And yet.
She was still alive. Not in her own body, but still alive. Alive in a body that didn't malfunction, with legs that could stand up straight and a voice box that didn't involuntarily say her every action.
Her family didn't look at her like she was wrong. Like she was strange.
Like she was a monster.
Now, she is loved.
A chance to live the life she never had.
Was it so wrong to indulge a little?
#my art uwu#murder drones#md fanart#murder drones fanart#md au#murder drones au#md uzi#murder drones uzi#md cyn#murder drones cyn#md n#murder drones n#This is somewhat inspired by an In Stars and Time fic I read#i was gonna explain this Cyn more#but then i got possessed by ISAT style writing#if i write anything for this expect a scene of Cyn eating dirt
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YELLOWJACKETS
#I've wanted to make this for a long time and it's nothing at all like what I set out to do#I was going to have Laura Lee's doomed flight and Jackie's death and praying to the gods of the dirt and the girls running w weapons raised#lottie screaming as they board the rescue plane#in short: a horror story#and instead I ended up with an SOS in red lipstick#the living holding hands around the dead they are all doomed to become#the team doing their best to feed themselves on their limited knowledge and looking out for each other#even the girl they don't really like#the group finding hope in lottie's faith passed to her by laura lee#and ofc the horrible spectacle they become in the media#I guess what I'm trying to say is I set out to paint Shauna as a liar but she's telling the truth#that IS the end of the story#it was beautiful and horrible#and it was a love story#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#shauna shipman#lottie matthews#misty quigley#laura lee#taissa turner#akilah yellowjackets#flashing gif
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*turns your favourite slutty tiefling into a dragon* aheehee
#i have time to draw at work now since theyre BARELY moving dirt... YAYYYY#dnd#dnd oc#dungeons and dragons#dragon#chimera#tiefling#my art#ghouldraws#destreza#same pen and ink as my last drawing of him heehee#twsbi dia580#pilot iroshizuku tsutsuji#i love this pennnnnnnnnnnnnnn auuughggghg!!!!#its so much fun to draw with...#maybe i will get another along with the sky blue eco theyre releasing next week#and qualify for free shipping or something#i get paid this friday so... aheehee#ink art#fountain pens#traditional art#illustration
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Till's point of view on his and Ivan's relationship - An (personal) analysis of Till's side of things leading up to Round 7.
As kids, IvanTill's relationship was tulmotious, to say the least.
Ivan would do things to rile Till up as a means of getting closer to Till when they were just starting out, and Till would fall for it.
Ivan would steal Till's things and turn around and give it back like some evil Christmas gift as a means of trying to get closer to Till, and Till would fall for that too, for some time.
But we all know Till isn't stupid. Till must've noticed after some time that the constant disappearance of his stuff only to be coincidentally found by Ivan every time wasn't actually a coincidence. And Till, being handled roughly his whole life by aliens naturally wouldn't have been so fond of the way Ivan would constantly instigate fights with him. All of these things that Ivan did, they did irritate Till. In any normal case they would've given all the more reason to avoid Ivan. So why did Till let him linger?
Well, I think Till actually considered Ivan at least a good friend, At least at the start. Ivan was strange, mean, and annoying but he was one of the only people who actually made an effort to stay and get close to Till. To have someone in a world like this would mean a lot to a kid like Till, even though Till and Ivan had their moments he was still the closest person to Till.
Other than that, Till is a high-spirited, compassionate, and emotional character. it's shown in a comic where Ivan and Till spot a crushed flower and Till tells it to cheer up out of sympathy, it's shown in the way Till cares about others around him even if he holds a cold exterior that keeps him from showing his heart often.
This isn't to say Till regarded Ivan because he felt bad for him, he didn't know the first thing about what went on in Ivan's mind. Till allowed Ivan around him because he cared about him enough to look past those aspects, Till is observant enough, so he was able to see that Ivan was just a kid trying. Till indulged Ivan, allowed him to stay because he cared.
And then we have the meteor shower scene. (pain&suffering.exe)
Ivan, motivated by his strong love tries to get Till to escape with him at the perfect moment. Keyword tries. Because they couldn't get far before Till stopped in his tracks and went right back to Anakt Garden, why? fear of the unknown? Of course. But it's because Till wouldn't have been able to live with himself knowing he left behind a person he loved so very dearly, Mizi. He couldn't possibly leave her there, aware of these deep feelings he had for her. He cared too much to leave.
Till probably felt guilty, going back to Anakt garden because it was all in wrong timing, probably felt guilty knowing he disappointed Ivan back there. But imagine just how much guiltier he felt seeing Ivan the next day. He followed Till back knowing there was no way he'd get the chance to escape again. And so this was the first thread of their relationship that was frayed.
After this point, Ivan was under the full assumption that he had been wrong about how he thought Till saw him so he gradually started to distance himself too, Ivan's antics seemed to have mellowed out, as they grew more distant but he still messed with Till, remained in his life in the shadows, and cared about him, becoming gentle when Till was unaware because even then he couldn’t force himself to leave Till’s world even if Till wanted to leave him in favor of a more bright, beautiful paint that permeated Till's dull canvas, that was so much different from his own bland, dark existence.
Till noticed their distance, and Till thought Ivan hated him for leaving him behind, so as a last effort to bring Ivan back to him and fix his relationship with his friend, to let Ivan know he wanted him near, he left him a message on graduation.
"You were the one who stole my pencil at that time right?"
That was in response to Ivan's "I hope you'll remember me" message.
Till's response sounds pretty straightforward, by design. but I read it as an indirect pointing to a direct message; "I know it was you, of course, I'll remember you. I'm not even mad at you for all of it...So come back?" unfortunately for Till, Ivan didn't read it like this because Ivan isn't a simple person, he needed more than Till could give him. So most likely instead Ivan ended up reading the message as Till still not caring this only motivated him to distance them more until they weren't even talking anymore.
And so after everything, round 6 comes. Till has to compete and win against Ivan.
Till went into round 6 with the full intent to kill himself on that stage and let Ivan win. He couldn't continue to live in a world he hated, in a world where he was tormented, was used, and had nothing else to live for. he couldn't continue to live in a world knowing Mizi, his only shining light and goddess was gone, most likely dead.
It's eerie just how close he was to succeeding, but his plan was thrown off as Ivan realized what Till was doing when he stopped singing and interfered before it was too late.
Ivan kisses Till, selfishly furious with emotions, and sentiments that haven't been addressed for years, but gentle in the message Ivan was trying to get across. Ivan chokes Till for the final blow. Till doesn't understand any of it, it's all too fast and it confuses him. it's hard to say what exactly Till was feeling in that moment, but Till doesn't fight back properly because he doesn't want to, he can't bring himself to show that spirit he had anymore, not the one Ivan saw in him when they were kids, that's been drained out of him because of years of the trauma, the torture, the pain, everything. He's tired. He's lost Mizi, and he's lost everything. If he's just meant to be lamb to the slaughter then why should he delay the inevitable fighting for a life he didn't want? So if Ivan was going to kill him in that moment, so be it. He was going to let him.
Only that's not how it goes, as soon as Ivan's hands leave him Till is disoriented. and then he is shocked, confused, worried? because he didn't expect, nor want this either, he didn't ask for this, he didn't ask for Ivan to take away that one thing he wanted. That expression on Ivan's face, he doesn't get it. But it hits him, that this was all a plan.
And at the end of the day, Ivan is dead, and Till is left staring at his peaceful corpse on the ground, with his blood staining his shoes like Ivan's actions are staining, permeating his perspective, giving him more questions and less answers. All while knowing that he is truly alone in this world now. He has been abandoned.
(I go over pencil.exe a little more in another post of mine if anyone is interested in reading keke)
#All of this is just my take so keep the rocks at bay if you happen to disagree i already have brain damage :)#alien stage#alnst till#ivantill#alien stage till#alnst#i might do this with ivan too but itll take so much longer cause bro has some baggae#fuk you ivan#ill drag myself in the dirt for this one i almsot hit my thumb with my hammer while anaylizing the meteor scene for the umpteenth time#never doing this again actually#/hj#3/31/24#alnst round 6#alien stage round 6#alien stage ivan#alnst ivan#edit number 303287464643 Till suffers more
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