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nothing would be funnier than the bats universe-hopping and finding all these different versions of jason, and shoving in their jason's face that these alternate jasons would not agree with his fatal treatment of criminals (because some of them look straight up happy and have great relationships with bruce + the others).
but then to everybody's surprise, each jason has their own variation of their jason's methods. they literally all have similar opinions, even the ones who didn't die at the joker's hands. some were robin and some were never robin, some were adopted by bruce and others weren't, some lived worse lives than their jason and others lived much better lives-- but they all became their own version of red hood either way.
and jason is just absolutely having the best time looking at the bats' disappointed faces
#by red hood i don't mean that they're all lethal#what they all share in common is that they believe the justice system is fully corrupted and they don't think it works#so murder of repeat offenders or individuals who show no remorse is no big deal to them#it's like ok. life goes on. now how else can i help my fellow victims heal#they might not outright want these people to die but also they wouldn't care if they did or didn't#they care more about the victims and how these people can get help#jason todd#red hood#batman#second robin#dc#(( writing 💌 ))
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watching leverage with my mom and it's really like. damn this show is so good. i miss procedurals. nothing like an episode of the week format and some deeply closeted bisexual characters.
#eliot god willing you'd be flat on your back . is all i'll say#leverage#on the episode where he basically admits he's a murderer and begs parker not to make him say it outright#bc he wont lie to her if she asked him to tell the truth. and he cannot stomach being anything other than their protector#anyways fuck your friends about it!#i should rewatch the episode where eliot and parker team up to rescue their beautiful damsel hardison (unlimited options)
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Mmmmm glowing irises. I love that trope so much because it means that in the dark they’re the only visible thing.
Also Bella, Cassandra, and Daniela having to go tell Mom they got sick in the middle of the night and they just have to tell that to two glowing eyes is so funny to me
Ya ever think Alci had a more than a few jumpscare nights when the girls were first born? Like mother, like mutant bug daughters 😂
#Something something peak shitpost drawing quality when I'm exhausted IT WAS FUNNIER IN MY HEAD OK#I don't feel like tagging the daughters cause this is a shitpost and really we're all looking at Alci's boo-[I am outright murdered]#lady dimitrescu#resident evil village#alcina dimitrescu#captain's art log#captain answers
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So bring on the marines or pirates or sea beasts. You're my captain, Luffy, and I'm your first mate.
#opedit#oplaedit#onepieceedit#one piece live action#one piece#zolu#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#zoro#luffy#myedit#mygifs#zoro when ppl try to recruit him: (commits murder; prefers getting strung up in a yard like a criminal)#zoro when the cute crazy twink from the bar wants him to join his pirate crew: 😏😏😏😏#he's so funny#i also love how luffy went from hey you're good and strong maybe you should join me no pressure tho#to outright admitting what he needs (when everything's seemingly falling apart and he's doubting himself) is zoro#i love when men aren't normal abt each other
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Okay, okay. But when you get right down go it, Edmund is just one person. He's not the whole of humanity (or Narnia-anity, as the case may be) - he's just one guy who committed a crime and whose life is therefore forfeit. Aslan takes his place in a direct, one-to-one swap: guilty for innocent. In the process he atones for all sin, but Edmund's the one whose life is being directly saved. The executioner lets him go.
Guys. Edmund is Barabbas.
#maybe this is a slightly out there take but go with me okay?#the Romans let Barabbas go and killed Jesus in his place#in spite of the fact that Pilate proclaimed Jesus's innocence outright#Barabbas was a zealot. he was interested in overthrowing the government#Edmund tried to overthrow his siblings and claim the Witch's promise of princedom#Barabbas was a murderer. Edmund was a would-be murderer albeit unwittingly#idk just something i thought about#i listened to a Tim Keller sermon about Barabbas today and here we are#the traitor who mended#narnia#pontifications and creations
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CHILDREN OF BHAAL
I adore the vibe of redeemed durge your sister killed your mind and took your place - it was the greatest gift she ever gave you
#orin the red#baldur's gate 3#bg3 orin#the dark urge#cant stop thinking about orin#myart#durge vaye#still deciding what kind of c section scar to give vaye#went with a vertical scar for this one#the lore for vaye is that he got pretty far into his life as baahls chosen as far as milestones are concerned#became unholy assassin almost finished those plans to take over the world had a kid for sacrifice/back up bhaalspawn purposes ect#& was daddy's perfect little murder baby <3 until the lobotomy ofc#then only with memory loss was there was enough distance for him to actually face how fucked the whole situation#btw Orin did Vaye's top surgery c-section and lobotomy <3#thats his whole medical team right there#when you wake up with no memory all you have is your body for evidence so i really leaned into that for vaye's scars#I gave him vash the stampede level scars lol#he wakes up knows 4 things: that hes been through metaphorical hell and survived that someone did a choppy job on his top surgery#that at one point he decided face + eye tattoos would be his thing and that hes had a child#Im debating whether or not Orin would outright kill the kid or if shed keep the kid around until theyre old enough to face her in a duel#Leaning towards the second#that means while vaye is wondering around faerun that kid is having arts and crafts time with auntie orin! (oh no oh no oh no)
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ok so you know how in china 'cut sleeve' was used as an euphemism for homosexuality. that but in lorasia they use 'lullaby singer'. or 'angel fighter'. lately 'knightly escort' is making the rounds. there's a lot of euphemisms for gay people actually.
#i talk a lot <3#tged#llojavi#this is so stupid but i think they deserve it (affectionate/derogatory)#eternally intrigued by how socially accepted queer people are in canon.#there's no outright evidence there's a ban on it or any prejudice#but there's also zero (0) gay people around so like. is that proof in and of itself??#wait no i forgot#berkis' mom was very accepting of the idea of rakiel and damian being a thing#she was just judging the timing of rakiel's request to help him touch damian#but again. canonically dragons are polyamorous so how much of it is dragons being like That and society being generally accepting.#do i actually want bk moon to address this topic. probably not but otherwise i will forever wonder.#that being said. if he writes a gay character and it's not his protagonist finally kissing with tongue the man he has a deeply homoerotic#relationship with and for who he has risked absolutely everything for.... i might commit murder. so. tread with caution my man.
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What did/do you like about Pharah?
Uh, gameplay-wise, I really love characters in shooters who rely on three-dimensional movement techs. Chaining together hover and jump to stay in the air for as long as possible and keep momentum is so satisfying, and picking enemies off from the sky made me feel like a bird of prey. I was a good Pharah main.
Story-wise, there unfortunately isn't much to canonically go off because Pharah is so underutilized and neglected. Her personality's pretty boilerplate "heroic hero" (she's literally inspired by Captain America).
But it's the crumbs/bits and pieces that I really latched onto. Pharah's a confirmed lesbian; her short story with Baptiste implies she harbors a crush on Mercy (fucking thank you.). She's biracial Egyptian/First Nations. She has major mommy issues, having grown up both admiring and resenting Ana. She's the bridge between Old Overwatch, inspired by the idealized heroes who surrounded her childhood, and New Overwatch. She's one of the only inter-generational characters in the cast; someone whose experiences span the gap, which is why I seriously believe Pharah would make a great main character.
There isn't much to go off of, though; she's a very uncomplicated character (she's a soldier for a private military corporation, lol.). But that just means she's a blank slate character, so I've seen fanfic writers run wild and create some really interesting takes on her. My favorite interpretation of her's a dense, herbo gym-bro type (a lot of her liens are about work outs, exercising, and playing sports) who's easily excitable under her seemingly self-serious, armored visage. We see how she tends to gloat and hype herself up when she's on a streak too, so Pharah definitely has a competitive and boastful side under her more professional and militant performance.
Now Mercy? Mercy is a real complex character.
#i was a diehard pharmercy shipper back then btw#the inherent homoerotic experience of pharmercy gameplay.#the homoerotic experience of looking to the skies to fly to safety under the protection of your knight in shining armor#the homoerotic experience of feeling white hot murderous rage at an enemy trying to pick off your pocket mercy#i still kinda despise gency lmao. you cannot convince me mercy would be in love with genji. at all.#he'd make her feel so uncomfortable and guilty. in my head. the canon is obviously different#gency is sexless. absolutely zero bite or tension.#i could go on about mercy and how her character has so much missed potential#i'm no longer in my overwatch fandom phase but#i still think about that new flirty line they added in ow2 where mercy goes “ahh you're like my knight in shining armor!”#and pharah goes “that's what i'm goin for ;)” and i sigh dreamily#really happy that pharah outright says she's a lesbian too but it's hard to feel good about rep when you know blizzard uses it for pr#to be honest i'm willing to bet cash that blizzard's keeping pharmercy in their back pocket as ammo for the next controversy#last year we already saw logs about pharah fretting and taking care of mercy and the two talking about how good it is to see each other#tbh pharah has the same energy/demeanor as applejack. cheerful and competitive in a can of whoopass#but yeah overall pharah's a pretty shallow character. i have IDEAS on how i'd go about deepening her but. whatever#that's sorta what happens when you have to juggle a cast of 40 characters. a lot get left with the bare minimum#ok so i wrote this entire post up saying that pharah isn't in ow2's storymode when she is. she's in the story i just. forgot#because she doesn't do or contribute anything interesting#ok i'm stopping here. overwatch's story is such an interesting narrative mess i could go on for hours#i dunno how you come up with such incredible character designs and give them such an unincredible story#it's also so so so interesting seeing the conflicting takes on characters the writers have#mercy in gameplay and voicelines is peppy and cheerful and optimistic#but mercy in the storymode journal logs is tired. jaded. a total shut in who forgets to leave her room and social#and YES! THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!! THAT'S MERCY TO ME!!! THE DOCTOR WHO FORGETS TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF#ask me#anon
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the people in the hero/villain community really need to stop sexualizing nightwing before the other batkids lose their patience and break the no kill rule
#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#batfamily#batfam#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#damian wayne#honestly the only thing stopping them from outright murdering them is dick#bruce once overheard someone s3xu4l1ze nightwing and he created the most brutal contingency plan ever made#nightwing#red hood#red robin#robin#batgirl#blackbat#barbara gordon#oracle#orphan#spoiler#signal#dick gets sexualized by the majority of people around him and it’s fucking disgusting#dick grayson defense squad#dick grayson deserves better
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I think about the assassin who refused to kill baby mizu a lot
#are you going to show up again mysterious man#not only he refused to kill a baby but he outright murdered his colleague who wanted to do so#and actively put the baby in fake mom's arms and told her to go#i say it's fake mom because she looked too fucking chill for a mother who's watching two assassins about to murder her baby#anyway I think men who don't kill babies are hot#bes mizu#mizu blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai
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post ep 5 - SPOILERS
okay okay okay i think billy yeeted them out of the road. we see jen clawing up from the dirt in trailer footage, i think billy just chucked em back to westview. i don't think he's quite there at murder yet, seeing his last conversation with agatha, which? slay king. as a witch and practicing pagan, love him. "no, not for me" you take that negative energy and turn it right on its fuckin head sweetheart. but also please for the love of the gods don't get carried away, don't commit murder, your father would probably have a stroke even if your mother would sit there yelling you're doing great sweetie!!
also i think the reason why rio wasn't there in the last scene was bc she was collecting alice's body. now i'm imagining her walking out, seeing billy standing there alone with lighting coming from his hands and a scarlet witch crown like
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#billy kaplan#WE GOT IM BOYS#WE GOT BILLY!!!#actually so happy about this#but please my gay son you must resist murder#remember the threefold law#not everyone believes in it#but it might be good to follow for now#witch#witchblr#there have been some things in the show which has made me go eEEHHHHH but overall so far#it doesn't feel like an outright insult#which is nice :)#mainly i wish they'd acknowledge that every witch practices differently#which i get is hard for a rigid story format#but it would still be cool if we could see more of the variety and different interpretations within each witch's craft#oh and it would also be cool if they somehow acknowledged that witchcraft and paganism are still very real cultural practices#anyways i still love this show#even if i burst out laughing when lilia divined the names of the coven because i have seen automatic writing done before and last i checked#nothing exploded#also can we please get kit connor as teddy altman#agatha all along spoilers#ALSO COULD THEY PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WICCA IS A REAL RELIGION AND NOT JUST SOME COOL NAME PLEASE AND THANK YOU LOL#if billy is wiccan#like religiously wiccan#that would be fuckin baller#i would be hella cool with him using that name then
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Got to this episode recently and the imagery of this is so fucking funny
I mean Elias and Peter DID do something to Martin and look where they are now
#Jon really just made a fighting stance and then outright murdered them#not Peter walking into the institute thinking he's gonna win some real estate and a bonus protege
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Anyone else think Khan is gonna develop into this?
I mean. This concept art is high-effort and detail. He IS developing into SOMETHING.
I mean, he already has a gun and a slight new attitude.
And he's about to get into a 3-on-1 fight with J. I'd be surprised if he doesn't see any injury at all.
Like, Alice's concept art wasn't as detailed and the only thing that really changed was the outfit. It was still the same character
Edit after adding tags: Please read the tags lmao I rambled again
#miley's rambles#murder drones#murder dromes analysis#khan doorman#khan murder drones#khan md#pringlesman#alice murder drones#< mentioned#alice md#then again I've come up with outright crazy theories#I came from utdr what do you expect#I WANT PRINGLESMAN TO BE COOL OKAY#also I've noticed the crack is on his right eye which is where the solver icon always appears or affects#just an observation
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i need the murder time trio to drink eachother's blood after causing an injury. that's so romantic in both my eyes and theirs. i need them to bite eachother and claw at eachother and injure eachother and hurt. and then when they try to patch eachother up make the injury hurt more before finally wrapping it up with a bandaid and a kiss or a lingering glance or DARE I SAY a hug (because imo a hug is much more vulnerable than a kiss). peak of romantism i dare say
i need them to use violence against eachother as a way to keep them grounded or to just let out anger towards eachother i need dust to gouge out horror's eye and then give horror his own to replace it. i need horror to squeeze killer's soul until he can feel the pain but in exchange killer gets to use a knife inside his head i want killer and dust to fight everyday and soon their bones will be littered with scars of the other's attacks I NEED THEM TO HURT EACHOTHER!!!!!!
they share pain and release anger and frustration and all that stuff onto eachother but dw dw this is how they love. but they do genuinely dislike eachother (because no matter how much they love one another they STILL can never manage to get over their differences and that's what makes them PEAK) but they also care for the other two and in their fucked up minds this is a good relationship. not because its not toxic because it definitely fucking is but because everyone is satisfied
i love murder time trio poly
#double post today because i'm genuinely fucking tweaking out over this#it started as me thinking about mtt drinking eachother's blood and then it spiralled#I LOVE MTT POLY I LOVE MTT POLY!!!!! IM MTT POLYS NUMBER ONE FAN#WHO CARES ABOUT RECOVERY AND HEALING AND ALL THAT!!!! MAKE EACHOTHER WORSE!!!!!!!!!#the only people that the trio was worse to than eachother is the world#they may stab and slice and blast eachother but they are together and that's all that matters#PARTNERS IN CRIME I DARE SAY!!!!! PARTNERS IN CRIME I SCREAM!!!!!! BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY DO CRIME THEYRE FUCKING CRIMINALS#DEFINITION OF PARTNERS IN CRIME BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T FUCKING CALL EACHOTHER SHIT LIKE LOVER OR BF OR ANY SAPPY SHIT LIKE THST#NO!!!! PARTNERS. KEEP THAT SHIT NON EMOTIONAL. AND THEN THE CRIME????#THE GROUP NAME IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING MUUUURDDDERRRR TIME TRIO MURDER TIME TRIO THEY MURDER THEY KILL THEYRE CRIMINALS#i hate when people use partners in crime to describe a group WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN DO FUCKING CRIME#this version of the trio is one of my absolute favorites. i never post about an outright romantic mtt but i love this dynamic#usually my posts are more along the lines of the mtt as a friend group (qpr but i never tell anyone that so only i get to know :3)#ufhhhhhh me when deciding if i like this violently romantic mtt or my comedic silly goofy mtt more#absolutely toxic yet beautifully in love romantic poly VS funny laugh inducing but TRYING (struggling) to heal qpr. which ones better#UGH I CANT CHOOSE!!!! I CANT CHOOOOOOSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#bad sanses#bad sans gang#mtt poly#murder time trio poly#horrordust#kist#horrorkiller#what tricule tag category does this go in hmmmm hmmmm#this reads like a rant but i feel like this should be a hc#tricule hc
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I'm going to lose my mind.
Eggers. Bobby Egg. Buddy.
No. Very much no.
#again gritting my teeth and grateful that at least Orlok is remaining a non-sexy weird corpse monster#but like...#I get the appeal of Goth Girl Want Monster Man because Scarybad Deathsexy reasons#but once again we're falling into the trap that Dracula adapters have been happily jumping into over and over again#the assumption is that Vampires = DangerSexy (fine! cool! agreed!)#but that rule does not apply IN ANY WAY to FUCKING DRACULA OR HIS KNOCKOFF#Dracula and Orlok are by their own canon 110% about trying to actively steal away other people's loved ones#they do not seduce--they abduct/conscript against people's will. they are antithetical to consent#the ONE CHARACTER who actively desires them/their bite is shrugged off and then outright murdered#because the Count figure of Dracula and Nosferatu is purely disinterested whenever someone comes slavering after them#Eggers my guy#you're not Francising it all the way#but by god are you fanficing this#augh#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#robert eggers
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i'm sorry but this is sending me into the goddamn stratosphere, if you send people to physically attack my mom, torture my sister, cut my six year old son's head off, threaten to murder my toddler, and then also threaten to rape my six year old daughter, i would be very happy and jovial in declaring war on your psycho ass for pulling that shit on people who literally didn't do a thing to you.
consequently, if i sent people to physically attack someone who never did me any harm, torture my sister who never did me any harm, cut my six year old nephew who never did me any harm's head off, threaten to murder my toddler nephew who never did me any harm, and also threaten to rape my six year old niece who never did me any harm, i would be very full of regret and sorrow for what i've done, because those are bad things that i did.
#personal#house of the dragon#hotd#like yeah no SHIT aegon's super gung-ho to carpet bomb rhaenyra and her side#you murder my kid and beat up my mom and make my sister go crazy and literally threaten to RAPE MY SIX YEAR OLD#i'll go apeshit i'll have the time of my life talking about how you're gonna suffer i'll be happy as a clam about it#like rhaenyra should absolutely feel bad and fear what she started! what she started was monstrous!#and by not thoroughly denouncing daemon and removing him from her side for it she's clearly endorsing it!#and people have the right to be happy about causing her bodily harm as a result for either tacitly or outright endorsing things like this#you know things like child murder and threats of violent rape against little girls#(and i mean even just the bad precedent to set of 'you did something that hurt me so i have the right to take it out')#('not on you or anyone who supported you but civilians who weren't even remotely involved in the situation at all')#like come on rhaenyra's side is in the wrong for blood and cheese and it's so fine for aegon (as the person most deeply affected by it)#to be happy about any retribution he could bring on her#just as it is both fine and actually really good for rhaenyra as a character to feel bad about it#as the wrongful party#be fucking for real
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