#it’s just not number one anymore

[dragonnnfly]

That terrible feeling of your main interests being taken over by another interest

I’m sorry

[serenedash]

long time no Ira (and chirithy!!!!)

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[iwatcheditbegin]

Haters fail to grasp that Taylor’s massive success isn’t due to any trends , it’s largely based on her relationship with US. If you don’t understand the lore of pen genres she’s not for you

[azuries]

sees!au ryoji’s winter outfit variants: courtesy of yuka-tan

[volivolition]

DAY 4: DRAMA - Put on your prettiest face for the masses!

gonna start adding silly captions actually. [POINTS ACCUSINGLY] MELTY FUCK (AFFECTIONATE)!!

[peacockrulz]

Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

waiting for marvel to take you up as their comic artist so that we can have amazing art with cherik official storyline

marvel hire me to draw professor x and magneto making out sloppy style for forty issues straight you will get a BAJILLION dollars i promise

[crowhoonter]

Cauldron's big whopping mistake

I'm just saying, Cauldron could have really done something brilliant with Eden. Not to say the vials weren't a smart thing, they definitely were, but where was the pizzaz? The showmanship? If I had stumbled into the unknowable vast corpse of an alien god, you know what I would've done? Make a fucking restaurant.

You see, they were blessed with the first truly new meat to have come to earth in a very long time. Alien meat and crystal body structures. Imagine the crazy dishes they could have made. Like fuck dude I'd eat an alien if someone gave me the chance. They could have even kept the whole giving people powers schtick with it.

Breaker biscuits with shard dust in the flour they used, Tinker Truffles, Master Muffins, Brute Borscht, Stranger Schnitzel, the possibilities were goddamn endless. Make it a restaurant at the end of the universe type deal where it isn't in the universe proper like the actual Cauldron compound so they still only get the super rich patrons.

Number Man could handle the finances (obviously) and I do believe he would also be a good greeter and waiter, polite but never too friendly. Contessa in the kitchen making the food, Doctor Mother is that lady who asks how everything is going and you don't really know what her actual job is at the restaurant but it is clear she does something important, Custodian would buss the dishes, and Slug would be there too.

They could have had the best gimmick of any cape organization, but no. They just had to make entity girl corpse water in nerdy little vials. For all of that power, all of that planning, Cauldron lacked the vision to properly do something with it.

[see-arcane]

Having just finally listened to the new The Magnus Protocol and getting introduced to Needles the 'What Do You MEAN I'm Not Scary Enough!?' Avatar of Sharp Poking, I have to say right now that I know in my heart of hearts that he must have so many terrible nicknames among the other avatars

"Hey, Pinhead, how goes the phone spam?" <- stings because originally he chose 'Pinhead' on purpose to reference Hellraiser, but absolutely no one got it until he spelled it out and by then the name was ruined

"What's up, Prick?" <- lowest effort, but still goads him into raising a single massive darning needle middle finger in response

"Kebab, can you hold onto this for me?" <- said before having assorted foods speared on him; fruits, sausage, cheeses, etc. Takes forever to pluck everything off. Even worse when someone just ambushes him with a down comforter and pillows

"This you?" <- no name involved, but always a prelude before being shown a picture of a porcupine

Just. There is no way this faintly jingling pile of pointy things has any respect among the rest of the bogeymen in this universe. I love it

[goldkirk]

hey this isn’t aimed at anyone in particular but I’m saying it for the record here: if I tell you no, please stop messaging me about fundraisers and mutual aid.

I get enough messages that it’s impossible for me to keep up without devoting at least half an hour each day, when I’m not even on tumblr that long most days. Me having a boundary about this isn’t a moral failing, it’s a lifeboat for me on my own blog.

In my personal life I’m already advocating and donating literally as much as I can spare. This is not me not caring, it’s just me not willing to interact with that on the one place I go online to not interact with irl news and world events for the most part.

I cannot be upset all the time. I cannot be upset everywhere. I cannot use all my emotional and mental energy fielding my own upset from ongoing events. My options are to hold boundaries about this or stop coming online at all.

I’m all for sharing information and signal boosting to reasonable extents, but the scale of it this year is so large and so enduring that it is literally not possible to for me to participate on every account I have. I’ve previously shared links to Gaza eSIM donations and a major hub of verified Go Fund Mes here and elsewhere online. We, the online humans, know how to look those things up ourselves by now. There are many, many people choosing to do advocacy work, and right now, I can’t be one of them.

If you’re extremely upset when I tell you I can’t share/donate right now about a Gaza family or personal fundraiser you ask me to share here, just unfollow and block me. That’s what those buttons are for. Protect your own emotions and energy and get me off your feed instead of staying upset and continuing to engage with online people or content that upsets you.

Please don’t send repeated angry messages based on manufactured purity politics and moral outrage into my messages and inbox when I exercise the right to run my own blog.

[ii-meeple-confessions]

I used to really love calling Mephone4 '4' but after Cobs kept doing it in the finale it's made it so much harder for me to call him 4!!!! Like ew!!! That's Cobs using his number to dehumanize him!!!! And I think that makes Mephone going by 'Mephone' and not '4' or even really 'Mephone4' to the contestants even more meaningful. He strips the number out of his name and goes by something that makes him feel more like an individual rather then a product.

Oh also, him labeling all his contestants and naming them specifically after the object they are because he was named after his object counterpart is so tragic. Dude really assumed that everyone just goes by the object they are and not a unique name. Sighhhh it makes me so genuinely sad that he never experienced an ounce of humanity in Meeple.

Something something this is why it'd be so incredibly meaningful if he ever changes his name again and completely abandons the product label he was given!!! -2G Anon

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[mechazushi]

So I just thought about something....

Kafka is Thirty two, currently. And by currently I mean when the manga first aired which was 2020.

If Kaiju Number Eight followed our time line Exactly, that would make him born in 1988.

Which would make him 27 in 2015.

But Kaiju Number Eight Doesn't follow our current time line. What I mean is that it wasn't 2020 in their world when the manga first released.

I could be VERY WRONG on this, but I think I read somewhere that Matsumoto had gone on record to say that Kaiju Number Eight takes place in a fairly close-ish, but in a still futuristicly far year. (Please correct me if I'm wrong so I can delete the post and hope no one remembers that I was wrong.)

If that IS the case. Then Kafka's birth would have to be pushed forward a certain amount.

What I'm trying to say is...

If I stretch the logic far enough...

It's entirely plausible...

That Kafka grew up knowing how to DAB.

And that fucking scares me.

[yanguazalie]

Hold on, do YOU have your Uglydolls merch? 🤨

[bedlamsbard]

talking about SteveNat is always a bizarre experience because I probably cannot be clearer about the fact that I ship them and want them to kiss on the mouth and yet whenever a post moves out of my orbit it immediately morphs into "yeah they're such good friends, I love a brotp."

[fortune-maiden]

Of course the one date we get in Ep 6 is this headache orz

Moves: 27

Score: 1024 Points

Best Points: 600,000

Date: 12/09/2024

[jennilah]

rant time

out of respect of everyone around you who can ABSOLUTELY see and hear you no matter where you’re seated in a movie theater,

put your phone AAWAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

stop TALKINGGGGGGGGGGGG

i don’t care how bored you are, oh my god, why do you get to drag down MY experience? what makes you so entitled?

i happen to go to movies to get immersed and escape for a bit, why does your phone screen and talking (or worse, your PHONE CALL??????) get to drag me out of my entertainment? (the same one we both paid to be here for???) pull ME out of the film to think “oh my god, how rude and stimulation-addicted can people be???” and then ponder how much i can tolerate & weigh the potential awkward or aggressive outcomes of confrontation (rather than focusing on the story..)

it is outrageously distracting, to say the least. and i’m an opening night type of movie goer. so how EXTRA rude can you be to people who are all exited to be here first?

don’t even get me started on the people who want to take pictures and film the screen for their instagram stories or tiktoks or whatever. it’s not a concert, christ almighty. you don’t need the clout for being the first person to leak an exciting scene, your status doesn’t need the title screen attached. you don’t have to make the first gifs online of that moment. you’re not the paparazzi of fandom, you don’t need to be the first to break the news that x, y, or z happens in the plot. you just spoil surprises for everyone else

oh my god. put the phones away for the 2 or 3 hours. yes, even the long ones. that’s what you DO to be CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS in movie theaters, this is not actually up for debate. some people just need to be reminded.