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silksong found dead in a pit, got delayed by another 3 years for the rest of eternity

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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

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Tribute piece for one of my fave arcs!!

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so what if i ate that guy. whatever. you're all just jealous because i've shed recently and my scales are gleaming wonderfully in this light. that's what i think

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ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

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Wanted to make a cover for Worm since my ebook copy didn't really have a proper one!

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I want to be a hero

I will spell skitter as weaver, I will use my bug powers. I would watch cape fights on Parahumans Online all night while drinking a cup of tea with my teammates. I'll defeat villains and stop bank robberies worth a 5 grand every day.

I am also more likely to meet the PRT, Armsmaster, New Wave and Alexandria.

I wish I was :(

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imagine living in a world where there are 6.2 million versions of the same maori guy

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"average Mandalorian has 1.2 clones" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Mandalorian has 0 clones. Mandos Jango, who has two hundred thousand clones ready and a million more on the way, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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↪ i am looking disrespectfully (◉‿◉)

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So I was on the bike earlier today, and some guy was on the leaderboards named Jack Slash, and I'm not joking when I say this: I stared at it for a good, like, three minutes straight. Like I was just stunlocked in my room giving it the fucking Kubrick stare, man. "It's not really him"? Yeah, no shit, brother, you think a guy that busy has time to hit the bike every morning at two hundred watts? First of all, he doesn't need the exercise. Dude is always going outside and touching grass, and maybe doing some other stuff I don't really wanna touch on right now.

And secondly? I don't know, man, he's got fucking Bonesaw cyber legs or something, he'd probably be doing ten times that wattage just based on the raw kinematics. Which would be cheating, by the way. Okay, speaking of cheating, you know who is one hundred percent actually on the leaderboards? Defiant.

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Bro, what the fuck are you doing, you're literally a cyborg, why the hell are you getting on the bike every morning just to mog us normies who still gotta worry about eating and shitting and mortality and the human condition? Don't you have some kind of instant exercise mechanism where you tap a few keys and *boop boop boop* you've exhausted your glycogen stores in two point five nanoseconds?

I thought NEPEA-5 was supposed to give power back to the everyman but nooooo, it turns out guided scenic bike rides are legally exempt, I gotta deal with being in the bottom fiftieth percentile cause we live in a world where half the motherfuckers are out there hitting DAILY records using power-assisted cyber-doping

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Please use your immense fandom clout to have the Worm comic be about a witch looking for her lost cat in the Alps

Do we really need another grimy superhero comic. Worm is about a young girl trying to solve the bullying problems of her lost horse in a coastal city

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James Holden is so funny.

Every time he goes somewhere and opens his mouth, someone is like, wait, is this going to be another Eros?

And he flashes his big brown eyes in either his most sincere or most serious expression like, it's my number one goal to make sure that doesn't happen.

Except the fact that James Holden is there at all means the situation is already 95% on the way to being another Eros and the only correct reaction to seeing James Holden is to fucking evacuate as fast as you can.

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I heard studio ghibli are making a worm animated adaptation