#it’s funnier that way

[vroomian]

fem masa au: does masa love hana? because if she did; imagine ue turning into children’s toys for hana to play with during hana time <3

Of course masa loves Hana! Masa can love anyone. That’s her baby girl whom she carried for nine months. That’s her fellow transmigrator! That’s her unwilling ally in the game of make Aizens feelings as conflicting as possible <3.

Ue is incredibly indulgent of Hana, and even if hana pressed her full hand to Ues edge, it wouldn’t cut her. I think it views Hana as an extension of masa that decided to walk around on its own. Plus it knows that Hana is a mix of masa and Aizen: how could it not love her?

Unfortunately masa’s love is not actually like. A good thing to have lol. All it really means is she’ll eat you last.

[sisterkosho]

I don’t think we give Kimblee enough credit for how funny he actually is. Like no one can convince me that looking his superiors dead in the eye and eating the philosopher’s stone right in front of them after they asked for it back out of pure spite isn’t comedy gold.

[micewithknives]

[grapefruittwostep]

My partner’s new bit is to say “take that, John Oliver’s millennial stereotypes” every time we walk into the house we just bought

[chaotic-chickling]

Wait…they’re all Ken????????

The Kens (and Allan) of Greta Gerwig's Barbie (2023)

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[bitit]

i giggled so much about @fence-time’s playground au i had to draw my own ideas

if @cherrifire were the teacher/supervisor:

[neokonewman]

It’s the natural evolution.

he looks like a shiny pumpkaboo

[anyknotrants]

Tim: hey Dick, which do you thing Kon would like more?

Tim: *holds up 2 pairs of earrings, one sapphire, on diamond*

Dick: I don't know probaby, the sapphire

Tim: *nods and puts the diamond away*

Dick: what's the special occasion, anyway?

Tim: hm?

Dick: why are you buying Kon the earrings, is it your anniversary or something?

Tim: oh no, I just like buying stuff for him

Dick: *starts laughing*

Tim: what?

Dick: oh god, you're his sugar daddy!

Tim, blushing: I'm not- you buy expensive shit for Wally all the time! You're his sugar daddy!

Dick: I prefer the term; 'rich boyfriend',

Tim: ...

Tim and Dick: *turns to look at Jason*

Jason, checking out arrow-shaped ruby necklace: *looks up*

Jason: ... I plead the fifth

[amongaesthetics]

I’ve found a super secret way to deal with RSD.

I used to feel like I was being annoying and that people only felt obligated to hang out with me, like they didn’t actually want to be friends with me. But, with “Screw It (RSD Version)” I just… text how often I want to, even just to say hi. With “Screw It” I realized there’s… not really a reason to consistently be texting or inviting someone you don’t like to hang out.

Even if it just sounds like they’re being polite in inviting you (“oh we’re going to the mall. You can come, if you want”) it isn’t necessarily saying they don’t really want you there. It’s actually a pretty basic “getting to know a friend group” activity? Like, if that’s the only way you’re invited to things, you don’t see them doing the same to others, and nobody’s talking to you outside of it, then maybe you’d be right. If you ask a favor or a slight delay in leave time and they refuse for obviously stupid reasons compared to you being able to go with them, then yeah, maybe think about it.

But people will stop courtesy inviting you if they know you’ll say yes AND they really don’t want you. So say “Screw It”, and go to figure out the vibes of the person/group you’re hanging with.

[kingofthegophers]

started off with me thinking chilchuck reminded me a lot of marshal and then it spiralled from there

EDIT: part 2 with lycion in the reblogs bc tumblr is being mean and won't letting me upload multiple pictures in the original post :')

[ohposhers]

GIVE THESE BOYS A WEEKEND YAOI FISHING TRIP !! GAT DAMN!! i actually have so many thoughts about Big getting Shadow into fishing istg im gonna make a whole comic on it im in too deep

[demi-pixellated]

a silly addition

[overlymetaromantic]

Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

[frownyalfred]

so with some bad math we can technically arrive at the conclusion that Lex Luthor is only richer than Bruce Wayne on paper because he doesn’t spend money on being Batman/the Justice League/donating to charity in Gotham, which is really just an elaborate way of saying Bruce Wayne has friends + hobbies and Lex Luthor really, really doesn’t.

[sunderwight]

Imagine you're Lan Xichen. You've spent the past decade+ worrying about your younger brother who, according to your own perspective on things, fell wildly in love with an evil heretic cultivator, kinda betrayed your sect for him, got punished within an inch of his life by your elders, and spent subsequent years in mourning when said evil heretic cultivator got killed.

You're starting to think that your brother is never going to get over this, is always going to be holding onto a certain amount of grief and anger and lonesome distance.

But then one day, he brings another guy home! And, yes, this guy is not perfect either. He's also a heretic cultivator and a notorious lunatic, who is in a bad position with your own situationship. But! Maybe Wangji is finally starting to move on? Even if his bad taste persists, this one is at least more manageable. How fortuitous that your stubborn, obsessive brother should finally find a new yeah no that's Wei Wuxian, isn't it?

It's just Wei Wuxian again.