#is this real life?

[alwida10]

This eerie feeling when you’re reading a book that could not be further removed from fandom, and come across a passage that yells “Loki” at you.

[grapefruittwostep]

I opened my lunchbox today to find a mouse busily eating my cheezits and that’s kind of how things are going right now

[boyleblr]

he is so pretty. my pretty boy is back 🥲

[tollsoftheclockwerkbelle]

Im sorry, WHAT the fuck is happening in sonic prime rn

[ketamine-cat]

My boss: So you kind of fucked this thing up and we need yo- Me, already prepping my ukelele

[notastraykid]

I'm going to try and act all cool and shit... But dude. @thevampywolf just followed me...

Outside im like:

Inside I'm like:

[indigosunsetao3]

Elliot signed my photo on a livestream. Called me babe and loved how my (real)name is spelled.

I'll have this video on repeat for next 3-5 business days if you need me.

K bye.

[peace-of-cake]

Barbies! I went to this *adorable* bistro this morning and had just the best toast I've ever had! I wish it looked a little more ✨aesthetic✨ in this picture, but I'm a Baker, not a Photographer! The toast has strawberry-honey ricotta, goat cheese, and pistachio crumbles. It was so good!! It went down easy too, which is great because I get so FULL at breakfast!

[bookworm-jedi]

Did anyone else have an out of body experience watching last nights episode?

[donfermin]

wait I just realised that Dusan, Fede and Kenan are playing together 😲

[grapefruittwostep]

Yesterday I was buying a snail bookend and the cashier looked at it and said “effervescent” and my soul left my body

[reallivegeekgirl]

I honestly don't know how giant pandas continue to exist. They only eat bamboo, which gives them diarrhea. Baby pandas' eyes don't fully open for the first three months they're alive. And that's if they even have babies. They may be the only mammals alive who are mostly asexual (like me, hey!). They get everywhere by rolling. They are nature's most bumbling animal. My best guess is that their only natural predator is awkwardness.

[mega1232]

Mission Yozakura family Ch. 170 spoilers

First:

Author-sensei, you have fed us well.

Second, and arguably even more important:

DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THEY JUST GOT PUNCHED IN THE TEETH, GROIN, AND THROAT!?!?!?

I mean there is time jumps, and then there's TIME JUMPS!!!!! SHIP - SAILED!!!!! I WANT TO PINCH THEIR CHEEKS!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[astro-ellie]

thinking about the time a friend was studying for her history exams with me, read the part about what countries her home country colonised and then looks at me and mouths “sorry for what my people did”

[crossed-out-name]

A penalty for France?