#is this real life?

[alwida10]

This eerie feeling when you’re reading a book that could not be further removed from fandom, and come across a passage that yells “Loki” at you.

[cashweasel]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME I’M GOING TO SEE YUNGBLUD IN 2 HRS<3

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#GAMEOVER

[tollsoftheclockwerkbelle]

Im sorry, WHAT the fuck is happening in sonic prime rn

[ketamine-cat]

My boss: So you kind of fucked this thing up and we need yo- Me, already prepping my ukelele

[grapefruittwostep]

MY BABY SISTER HAS HER FIRST BOYFRIEND AND I’M NOT EVEN THERE TO DESTROY THIS TEENAGE BOY

I never get to have any fun

[notastraykid]

I'm going to try and act all cool and shit... But dude. @thevampywolf just followed me...

Outside im like:

Inside I'm like:

[indigosunsetao3]

Elliot signed my photo on a livestream. Called me babe and loved how my (real)name is spelled.

I'll have this video on repeat for next 3-5 business days if you need me.

K bye.

[bookworm-jedi]

Did anyone else have an out of body experience watching last nights episode?

[terriblejustterrible]

Welcome. I’m T and I write fanfics….well I’m starting to. And I literally have no idea what I’m doing, but first time for everything right? Anyway, if you’re seeing this, Welcome Welcome Welcome!! I hope you enjoy this crazy messed up placing I’m making and maybe will help contribute to it.

I find that I seem to have niche enough taste in fanfics that whenever I search I find very little that calls to me, so I’m planning to remedy that in my own way. And hopefully I will be helping others that have the same issue, so if you see something missing in your fanfic character search, let me know and I’ll see if I can help.

XOXO ~T

[donfermin]

wait I just realised that Dusan, Fede and Kenan are playing together 😲

[reallivegeekgirl]

I honestly don't know how giant pandas continue to exist. They only eat bamboo, which gives them diarrhea. Baby pandas' eyes don't fully open for the first three months they're alive. And that's if they even have babies. They may be the only mammals alive who are mostly asexual (like me, hey!). They get everywhere by rolling. They are nature's most bumbling animal. My best guess is that their only natural predator is awkwardness.

[mega1232]

Mission Yozakura family Ch. 170 spoilers

First:

Author-sensei, you have fed us well.

Second, and arguably even more important:

DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THEY JUST GOT PUNCHED IN THE TEETH, GROIN, AND THROAT!?!?!?

I mean there is time jumps, and then there's TIME JUMPS!!!!! SHIP - SAILED!!!!! I WANT TO PINCH THEIR CHEEKS!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[astro-ellie]

thinking about the time a friend was studying for her history exams with me, read the part about what countries her home country colonised and then looks at me and mouths “sorry for what my people did”

[grapefruittwostep]

My cool ass cousin mentioned that my uncle was saying dumb anti-voting shit on Facebook so of course I swept in to tell him what a disappointment he was being and to think about how this impacted his marginalized family members and THIS BITCH. Deleted. My whole ass comment. In the middle of the night. Like wow I knew I was right that you didn’t respect us but I didn’t expect you to just be so blatant about it.

Anyway like … please vote. I do not care how much you hate people. Please vote and I will personally guarantee that you will not be Stained by Satan or whatever for putting a dot on a paper for someone. If your morality is questioned, send those people to me and I will beat the everloving shit out of them, I love doing it because I have heaps of anger issues.