#it’s embarrassing atp

[unseelie-kaye]

dying to know what rich, pretty girl hurt holly black so bad that every single story she writes ends up with with a rich, pretty female antagonist who was the ex lover of the main li

would love to meet her, bet she’s super cool tbh

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[ringosmistress]

[spicyraeman]

she <3

[srslylini]

oh how I hate the fact that second hand embarrassment hurts me physically

[colapoint]

why does oscar have this chronic need to point out that lando is older than him. "i always remind him of that too"...

bro is never beating the "into old dick" allegations

[wo1fst4r]

*knocks*

James and Regulus stiffened when they heard a knock on the door of James’ room.

“Prongsie, Effie says it’s dinner time.” came Sirius’ voice from the other side.

James glanced at Regulus, his eyes wide.

“Alright, mate, I’ll go down in a sec.” James muttered, still staring at Regulus, who was trying to fix himself and straighten his shirt—clearly a bit crumpled from their intense snogging before Sirius came knocking.

"Come on, let’s go down together, prongs." Sirius said, and with the way he said it, James was sure his friend was definitely pouting when he said that.

James shut his eyes, knowing Sirius could be bloody persistent, and if he said no, Sirius would barge in thinking something was up.

“Okay, yeah, sure.” James said, dragging himself to his feet.

Regulus just smirked, clearly enjoying James’ discomfort. They were getting away with it for now—Sirius had no idea about them—or so they thought.

James leaned down to kiss Regulus on the forehead, then stood up to head toward the door just as Sirius knocked again, this time a little louder.

He opened the door just enough to slip through, but before he could fully get out, Sirius shoved the door wide open, catching him off guard.

“What took you so long?” Sirius asked, scanning James’ room with a raised brow. “I’m hoping you’re not plotting something without me, yeah?”

Fortunately, the lights were off, and Regulus had managed to hide beneath the blankets just in time.

“Of course not, pads,” James said quickly, trying not to look too guilty. “Let’s just go down, I’m starving.”

Sirius gave him a once-over, eyes narrowing in suspicion but eventually shrugging. “Alright, alright, let’s get a move on, then.”

James felt a wave of relief as he started to close the door behind him, but just before he could shut it all the way, Sirius popped his head back in, grinning mischievously.

“Oh, and Reggie,” Sirius said, “Effie cooked your favourite, so you might wanna go down now too.”

James froze in place, his stomach dropping. Bloody hell.

Sirius raised an eyebrow, his smile widening. “What? You don’t reckon I wouldn’t know the scent of my own brother, do you?”

With that, Sirius turned and walked off, whistling, leaving James standing there, dumbfounded in the hallway. Inside the room, Regulus burst out laughing, clearly loving every second of James’ embarrassment.

[surreal-duck]

Tuesday is chuu day! (x)

[huellitaa]

yes i talk to myself in the mornings yes i am my own best friend yes i am the prettiest princess in the world what abt it <3

[barelyaveragebarley]

John: The dream is over, now how do you sleep at night?

Paul: well tbh I can't sleep believing that love is a lie and every night I hope and pray I'll be coming home (to you) and my nights are long and lonely and I wake up still dreaming about you and honestly i'm suffering daytime and nighttime so as night draws in again a perfect day will end only if you'll be my secret friend...this is completely unrelated to anything John has said btw

[outromoony]

How many aura points do I lose if I literally just fell to my knees after seeing a beautiful Wolfstar fanart, unable to handle how much I love these two and how perfect they are for each other? Just... fucking hell.

[mickeym0xley]

hi. i dont go here but I wanna talk.

imagine being Josef Newgarden, 13 and after trying a few sports and not being too good at any, you starting karting, you immediately pick up four titles. you love it. you travel to europe and become the first american to get a Formula Ford Festival title. Europe is harsh to you and in 2011 you return back to america. Something about the home soil fuels you and you win an Indy lights championship. you get into indycar the next year.

meanwhile, across the world in New Zealand, Scott Mclaughlin becomes the youngest driver to win a Supercars race. He breaks the record for most wins in a single season. He's dominant, simple. He's just like you in every way possible. Little do you know, your future best friend is watching you become Penske Perfect. He's watching and rooting for you from an ocean over.

In 2021, Scott comes over from Supercars. You werent ever too close to anyone on the grid- but you two click. You were so used to keeping your friends close and your enemies closer, that you let him in.

in 2021, you have a best friend. you both know that being teammates and friends won't work for long. you both can bet on it long before it happens. in 2022 you create a youtube channel and start making little videos with Scott. People like you guys, they think you're funny. You're not just Josef Newgarden, 2x Indycar champion and Penske driver, but also you're 1/2 of Bus Bros. This is the closest you've ever been with a teammate on this level. It's an emotional dynamic. It carries on into 2023 with a little less passion. Heartbreak in inevitable. Some days you wanna make sure he's okay, other days you hope he suffers. You wanna break his leg- quick and aggressively, he wants to beat your skull in. You'll film a Bus Bros episode that weekend and pretend you didn't openly say that in an interview. You mindlessly believe it will be resolved, that you two can fix it when it falls apart. Scott is a realist, saying you're a limited duo. You're both too egotistical to believe you're wrong is what he says.

2023 wraps up and it's your worst season finish. What happened to Penske perfection? You were bigger than the whole sky, a demon on ovals. You were everything Penske represented. Scott's making you soft. What happened to your perfection that people said was impossible? Scott is not only your best friend, but your teammate. And he's starting to win. He's the friend you held as close as your enemies until you realized he was just like them. Coming into the 2024 season, you unfollow everyone. Rumors are spiraling and you end Bus Bros, quietly taking down the merch site. Scott refuses to answer questions besides saying to ask you about it.

It's the streets of St. Pete, Penske has an illegal car- you all know about it. You and Scott get a 1-2. Podiums are publicity, everyone has their eyes on you. Be as cordial as you can, you'll crop him out of your photos later on instagram.

The cooldown room is more tense, Scott refuses to sit by you. The cars illegal, they figure it out in Long Beach. The St. Pete 1-2 gets stripped away from you. Scott sees things level and you're hungry only for another win, to be seen as the winner you once were. The Barber press conference is an embarrassment for you, you're spilling your guts on a white table while cameras flash. Scott admits to it and takes subtle digs at you in an interview. (x,x)

Scott takes pole position at the 500. Scott leads the most laps. But you won. Your hunger motivated you and here it is, the proof you're better. You lost your best friend for it. you're the first back to back Indy 500 race winner since 2001-2002. People are calling you the villain. This is how it ends. Scott makes fun of you during your speech, "I still love you my bus bro." And thats how it ends. You're still cropping eachother out of posts. You seldomly talk. It's not over though, and it never will be.

Oh and Will Power is there.

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

romania is NOT moe🤦‍♂️

[cat-jammies]

KATARA DRAWING IS FJNALLY DONE,,,, time = 6hr 27mins 😭

(With and without water) ^^

Ty for all the love on the wip post of this mwah <333

[ilsaethan]

rogue nation: a rom com by tom cruise

[silkjade]

the parallels……. u guys hoyo keeps feeding me, i just keep winning ???