#it’s canon stfu
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people who try to deny the fact that both wade wilson and logan howlett are queer are actually insane like MF LOOKKK
#wade wilson is literally pansexual#logan howlett is bi#it’s canon stfu#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#it’s 2024 and yall still scared of the gays???#wild behavior#wade wilson#logan howlett#scogean#d#don’t argue with me
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Logan defending Wade from his brother and then deviating the conversation to save his ass? Oh, yeah.
#also Logan stfu you fell for Wade after one night ITS MY HEAD CANON OK!???#I hate what they did to you wade but I need my Poolverine crumbs where I can get them…you'd understand#poolverine#wolverine origins#x men wolverine#logan howlett#hugh jackman#Ryan Reynolds#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine
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Dogman books/fandom entirely summed up with this one image
#Ok wait stfu about how you can make Dogman deep for this because it ISNT CANON!!! He’s just a doggy#That’s why he’s a peak character tbh#Also why is Petey so cunty in that image I know what you are bro one leg out like that is crazy#Anywya#I NEED TO STFU ABOUT THESE KIDS BOOKS#dogman#dogman comic#petey the cat#dav pilkey
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and they were (Platonic) roommates
(close ups under the cut)
#stranger things#robin buckley#steve harrington#stobin#platonic stobin#platonic with a capital p#stranger things fanart#dtus art#heyyyy its been forever! last few pieces flopped so lets go back to my roots <3#also yeah i made robin sound like the 'woah....THAT just happened XD' thing and I'M NOT SORRY#ST dialogue is canonically cringe stfu
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#This is canon#remember when he said Chopper to stfu#yeah#asshole right#i want to kick him in the head for that one#anw he is still the loml#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#law one piece#trafalgar law one piece#one piece#shambles posts
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"I miss my wife, Eurylochus, I miss her a lot."
Coconut named Eurylochus: ...
"YEAH!? WELL, WHO OPENED THE FUCKING WIND BAG, EURYLOCHUS???"
Coconut named Eurylochus: ...
"AGGGHHHH"
*throws coconut*
Stack of Pancakes with glasses: ...
"...Polites. I'm so sorry D:"
#epic the ithaca saga#epic the vengeance saga#epic the wisdom saga#epic odysseus#epic the musical#♠️ Odysseus quotes ♠️#stfu it's canon in my head
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we all sleep on the funniest brosistp that could possibly be created in mha, which is
each of their interactions is hilarious cuz they have similar personalities and can constantly annoy the shit out of each other.
don’t tell me they’re not gonna be friends in epilogues.
at first they just accidentally see each other all the time at the hospital for their regular check-up, and they banter and bicker all the time. then they start texting each other and miruko is absolutely ruthless with jokes about katsuki’s obvious crush on his Best Friend and she becomes SO invested in bkdk’s development like😭😭
miruko, texting: Are you coming to the hospital today?
bakugo: Nah, me and Izuku are going to train together, so I’ll check in tomorrow.
miruko: Lol ur down so bad
bakugo: LITERALLY WHAT DID I DO.
miruko: Ok good luck on your date
bakugo: IT’S NOT A
#he calls her some kind of nicknames like ‘bunny gal’ (canon) or ‘carrots’#AND EVERYONE IS SO SHOCKED LIKE#IIDA IS FURIOUS WHEN HE HEARS THAT CUZ ‘That is so disrespectful!!!! Miruko-san is a Pro hero AND older than you#‘you shouldn’t treat her like you’re equals!!!’ bakugou tells him to stfu#DEKU IS KINDA SCARED OF HER BTW cuz she’s so enegretic and loud#i like silly friendships#miruko gives bakugo relationship advice#tho she forgets that she didnt have a successful date with a girl for like two years so she sucks at it as well#bnha#mha#bakugou katsuki#miruko#mha mirko#rumi usagiyama#izuku midoriya#bakudeku#bkdk#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers
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forever pushing my "draco malfoy has curly/wavy hair and he straightens it" agenda bc i love using appearance to fuel angst
it's the same thing w my "percy weasley has way curlier hair than his family" headcanon - it's something that makes him stand out. but unlike my percy who comes to embrace his differences, what about draco who tries to hide his?
draco, who has the malfoy hair color but whose hair curls like that of everyone else in the black family. draco, who sees lucius's distaste for his natural hair not looking "malfoy enough" and decides to do something about it. narcissa's hair still curls, but not as much as it did in old pictures of her, because narcissa doesn't do anything she doesn't want to unless she thinks it could benefit her. and distancing herself from her birth family is a benefit.
neither of draco's parents say anything about his hair, but draco sees the smile on his father's face when he straightens it the first time, and so he never stops. no wonder he's known for taking an hour to get ready every morning.
i could expand on this whole thing even more by adding my "draco and narcissa both have flecks of amber in their eyes bc narcissa is a rosier". imagine draco straightening the curls out of his hair and wearing contacts from a young age to keep anyone from seeing anything but malfoy in him. imagine him doing this for years and years, all the way until adulthood, when someone - astoria or blaise or whoever you ship with draco - finally comes along and appreciates how he looks without having to put all that effort in. imagine, over time, the hair-straightening charms and gels and potions and the colored contacts collecting dust in the bathroom cabinet as he finally finds confidence in his appearance.
and imagine narcissa finally taking the charms that turn her curls into waves. imagine her taking off the charms that make the amber flecks in her eyes invisible. imagine draco looking in the mirror and seeing someone who isn't just a malfoy, but a black and a rosier too. seeing someone who isn't just his father's son but his mother's.
and adding even more onto this, luna. luna, whose mother was a rosier and a cousin of naricssa. luna, who has blonde hair and amber-flecked blue eyes that are shaped just like narcissa and draco's, who smiles just like they do when they're alone and not performing for anyone. luna, who's had curly hair like her mum did her whole life. luna and draco, who have known of their relation since they were young, finally seeing their similarities and being unashamed of showing them off.
and to add one more thing, teddy. teddy, whose mother and grandmother didn't get the rosier traits like draco and narcissa did, but whose eyes naturally turn a little more amber when draco's around. whose hair curls just a little bit more whenever he's with the malfoys.
of course there's scorpius too. scorpius, whose hair is just wavy and whose eyes are mostly grey, but who never, ever feels the need to hide it. because even if it's not until scorpius is nearly out of hogwarts that draco is confident with how he looks, draco makes sure his son never feels the shame he did.
i really could go on forever about this, so i might as well end it here.
#hp fandom#harry potter fandom#hp#draco malfoy#narcissa malfoy#narcissa black#lucius malfoy#luna lovegood#teddy lupin#scorpius malfoy#hp next gen#draco x astoria#drastoria#draco x blaise#draise#(at least for me this is in the sense of draco and blaise dating after astoria dies)#rosier#for the record lucius also gets better#azkaban mellows him out and he can still be a dick but now he listens to his wife when she tells him to stfu#he lets blaise's daughter braid his hair now :)#and he learns how to braid her hair too :)#this makes draco cry btw.#anyway. might write a oneshot including this stuff#this is a bit unrelated but i also can't stop thinking of draco with dark stripes in his hair like canon narcissa...#like mostly blonde but some dark#mmmm
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Miles: *breaks all of the Spiderverse society norms*
Hobie:
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breaking news: new official sashisu illus confirms their sexualities as bi
they’re poly too. very in love. sashisu triangle exists. trust me, i’m gege’s drawing tablet
#they are canon to me#i need to stfu#and you too if you don’t like them#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#geto suguru#shoko ieiri#satosugu#sashisu
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My dream bathbomb bcz the Suffer Brothers are playing around way too much.
#byler#Byler will be endgame#byler is requited#anyways byler endgame#byler byler byler#byler s5#byler nation#Byler nation ASSEMBLE#byler endgame#byler is endgame#byler tumblr#byler is canon#will byers#Mike wheeler#Michael wheeler#William Byers#ARGHHHHH IM GONNA ARGHHH AAAAAA#toaster#bathbomb#gonna cry soon#actually crying rn#byler is real#BYLER IS REAL STFU
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I'm saying sorry in advance for making this. I hate it already lol
Uhhh don't worry all of my muts and followers I AM still making that Beach Bear art. I just needed this- NO actually I was forced to make this... yea...
#DILF FATZ#DILF FATZ GERONIMO#rock afire explosion#showbiz pizza#showbiz pizza place#the rock afire explosion#rae#rae fanart#rockafire explosion fanart#the rockafire explosion#rockafire-explosion#rockafire explosion#rolfe and earl#rolfe & earl#earl schmerle#rolfe dewolfe#fatz geronimo#i had a massive crush on him when i was in middle school ☠︎︎#yea I ship Fatz and Rolfe- just a little......... OK A LOT. it grew on me#in my headcanon Rolfe is in his late 30's and Fatz is in his 40's (still kinda deciding. might change.)#(should make a headcanon age post for the rae)#YES I KNOW THEY WOULDN'T WORK IN CANON. but i just love how Rolfe is like the only character that can actually piss off Fatz#they need a ship name...#FATROLFE?#yes fatrolfe lmao#ok i should stfu now#robbie's rambles#robbie's rambling#fatrolfe#<- my tag >:)
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⚡️Dad Fubuki and his Skibidi son Yukimura⚡️
#inazuma eleven#inazuma eleven go#fubuki shirou#yukimura hyouga#head canon yukimura watch Skibidi toilet#fubuki miss his someoka so much#he kept yapping about him#yukimura want him to stfu
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Im so sorry that everyone has failed you himiko toga, you deserved to love and live in your own way
#himiko toga#She didn't deserve to die#'' but her soul is saved'' stfu#mha spoilers#Im pissed off#The only canon bi girl dies to save a (possible) straight girl makes me so mad#Mha 429#boku no hero academia#Bnha#toga himiko#Toga#bnha spoilers
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people are reblogging my post about respecting David Jacobs being Jewish
what happened now?
#David jacobs#jewish David jacobs#It’s canon!!!!!#Stfu istm if shits going down again imma throw hands#Newsies#hard promises#newsies live#92sies#livesies#newsies 1992
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Nah, but Logan is like 200 years old, and Jean has been dating this guy since high school tell him to get over it
#logan i love you i really do#but stfu#NOT DIRECTED AT ANY SHIPPERS!!#shipping is fun and you bend canon#in the context of canon im telling him to get over it#like you have probably dated many women before and will probably date many women in the future#stop pining over his girl in a long term relationship that will die long before you and doesnt even like you that way#james logan howlett#logan howlett#morpherine#x men#xmen#xmen 97#x men 97#marvel#jean grey
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