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Yesterday was my sister’s birthday, and the following warning was on the cake box:
#birthday cake#i didn���t know smashing people’s face with cake was a thing#it’s apparently a thing at weddings#and a Mexican birthday tradition#ig I just wasn’t aware???#it would be painful if someone actually did that tho#lol#a part of me was almost tempted to try
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Jesus imagine if we confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life the Taxonomy would be insane
#what would that field of study be called. Xenobiology?#edit im not rewriting all this but apparently xenobiology is already an existing term for something else so. thats stupid#wed have different kingdoms too beside animalia fungi and those others like whole new kingdoms!!#would we lump all et lifeforms into one kingdom despite them coming from different planets (kinda like the Carnivora thing. a bit)#just to come to the conclusion that thats stupid#Another edit i meant carnosauria. not carnivora#idk man its such an interesting concept to think about#what would the confirmation of et life mean for biology as a field of study#>1k
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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!
#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT#just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you#if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY#robert chase#house md#malpractice md#i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5#s6 everything instantly goes to shit#and stays shitty#chase should be happy fr#he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house#like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman#anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc#also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing#this has been a shitpost#anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer#i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show
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what is all of this like for post-hiatus phannies?
I've been trying to figure out how to phrase this for a minute. The most obvious comparison would be that it's like starting a TV show 10 seasons in, but that doesn't come remotely close to the amount of required reading necessary to understand even 5% of the references. This has not been a problem for me, as I love nothing more than a good all-consuming hyperfixation rabbit hole, but something I'm realizing is that you really just had to be there to fully Understand.
I got into d&p properly in December of 2023, when gamingmas appealed to my emotionally curious nature and then gave me some kind of irreversible brain damage which I'm still trying to process. Since then I've been consuming their back catalogue as though it's laced with cocaine, and obsessively lurking on phannie tumblr until I finally made this blog a few weeks ago.
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I actually watched Dan's videos for a little while back in roughly 2013/2014, but something about his content back then just wasn't working for me like it does now (I have such a clear memory of watching Reasons Why Dan’s A Fail and thinking "aw man why does this cute little twink hate himself so much 😔" and then going back to watching Jenna Marbles lmao. Funnily enough it did make me change my negative self-talk a little bit). I was very much a brief casual viewer who went off them pretty much after watching a few videos, and after that I was sort of vaguely aware of them as the cultural icons of the 2010s that they were, but I wasn't keeping up with them at all.
I don't even remember BIG coming out, which is insane because I've always been extremely chronically online and it definitely broke containment as a cultural moment (although I think I was trying to minimize my social media use at that point in my life, so maybe that's why it went over my head). I feel like I must have heard something about it at the time, though, because I knew they were gay when I started watching them last year. What's really strange is that a lot of this stuff is kinda timeless to me. I don't remember it happening 5, 10 or 15 years ago - I just witnessed it very recently. For a lot of you guys, BIG happened 5 years ago, but I just watched it for the first time a few months ago. At the same time, in my mind they've just always been gay, since I wasn't in the trenches of the unhinged online culture surrounding them in the early/mid 2010s. It's so confusing to balance my weird temporal perception of these events with the impressions that I get from you guys. Oftentimes I have to judge roughly when something would have happened based on their appearances - it's not actually a *memory* for me, like it is for you. I absolutely love the dynamic and branding they have now, and the deep dives into their past are more of a curious exploration of how they got here, rather than actually nostalgic (or, I suppose, mildly traumatic) for me. It’s still very interesting and compelling to me, but because I love the current iteration of Dan and Phil, not because I’m emotionally invested in who they used to be.
Sometimes I’ll be aware that an event happened, but I won’t realize how monumental it was until I see people talking about it (I hate to say it but I genuinely don't fully understand why the BONCAs thing was so earth-shattering, but like I said, I've always lived in a post-BIG universe, and I think you just had to be there). There are also plenty of references to stuff that's just been lost to time, which I have to piece together with context clues, as well as the more unhinged demonic stuff that I just don't have any interest in exploring whatsoever (I think I might have watched the v-day video if I'd been there when it leaked and I was a stupid teenager, but at this point, I don't even feel any kind of morbid curiosity for it. I just feel really bad for them that it got leaked. Plus, unfortunately, I think I've learned all I need to know about it through internet osmosis here). I feel like a lot of these events have a real emotional meaning for you guys, when to me, they're just interesting/funny/insane anecdotes which give some context to everything. Some of the shit that you guys lived through back then is absolutely wild, and I love and appreciate all of you for meticulously archiving and documenting everything and for being so willing to answer the same questions over and over again! Otherwise I feel like I wouldn't be able to really be part of this community, and posting my silly little memes on this blog is so fucking fun. So thank you all for that.
It seems like this is one of the most ride-or-die fanbases I've ever seen. The fact that they could invent the concept of YouTubers doing world tours, successfully execute that multiple times, branch out into several other ventures, come out as gay not fully knowing how that would affect their careers, disappear for several years and then come back knowing that there would be a solid audience waiting for them even after their virality had died down, drop merch every 3 seconds - I don't know who else can really get away with that, for almost 15 years, in the extremely "live fast die young" culture of internet fame. And I think it's in no small part because you all have chronic "unconditionally supporting dan and phil" disease. (While we’re on the topic, I feel very lucky to have missed the hiatus era. There's kind of a compression in the timeline for me between the gaming channel going dark and Dan starting his WAD tour, where it's like that time just doesn't exist in the Dan and Phil cinematic universe for me. It took me a while to realize how insane it must have been when they came back in full force, I can't even imagine how that must have felt.)
Of course, there's a caveat in that I'm saying this only really knowing about the tip of the demon iceberg. I’m aware of people engaging in behaviours such as doxxing them, outing them and stalking their families, which is horrifying in and of itself, but I don’t know how long it went on for or how many people were involved. I think people are generally pretty well-behaved at this point, and most of the drama seems to be between different schools of thought within the fanbase itself. I assume a big part of the reason for that is people's varying degrees of involvement in (and remaining notion of guilt for) the boundary-crossing behaviour from the old days. Living with the spectre of this insanity is kind of strange - it makes me feel nervous sometimes that I’m gonna accidentally say something that hits a nerve, or cross a line I didn’t know existed, because there’s all this history that I don’t fully understand, beyond just the normal unwritten rules for interacting with fan spaces online.
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The topic that got me writing this in the first place was the orange heart incident, and everyone’s subsequent meltdown. For me, the excitement in them soft/hard/semi launching is more about me just getting excited about any open, proud expression of queer joy - it heals something inside me every time I hear a man referring to his husband or a woman referring to her wife (excuse the gendered terms, ykwim. gay shit). It's just that sentiment, combined with the fact that I'm parasocially invested in them: I'd love to see that energy from my fave little guys who live inside my computer. I am basically rooting for them to become more comfortable with just talking about gay stuff more openly and candidly, and I guess that would require a bit of a hard launch, although I can understand that they don't want to potentially open the door to excessive questioning regarding their relationship. I feel like it ✨hits different✨ for people who watched them for years before they came out. Like, you guys are rooting for people who you watched in real time struggling with their identities and internalized homophobia for years and years, while to me, they’re just some guys who I’m a fan of. Sometimes I get caught up in the emotional frenzy of their hard-launch breadcrumbs even though I don’t feel quite as insane about it as you guys (I said in some tags a few days ago that it’s like the base instinct to turn around and start running if you see a crowd of people running towards you and screaming in terror, even if you have no idea what’s going on). Anyway, I would love to see them being more gooey with each other, and I am gobbling up the breadcrumbs they're feeding us atm, because I love seeing gay people expressing gay love with no shame 🧡
I think my perception of them as a couple, or of their sexualities independently, is just kind of an extension of everything Dan said in BIG. I really have no doubt that they're a couple, and I don't feel any kind of weird Catholic guilt in saying that, since I neither witnessed nor participated in the insanity back then. I interpreted (I'm paraphrasing) "obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic, we're like, actual soulmates" followed by "as for the situation now? we're private people and we'd like to keep that part of our lives private" as him essentially saying that obviously they're a couple, but that their relationship is not part of the Dan And Phil™ Brand. The brand is 2 guys who have great chemistry doing comedy together (5 feet apart even though clearly they are gay and in love). And I think that's a completely healthy decision to make, even irrespective of their history. I think a hard launch would be subtle, and it wouldn’t realistically change the nature of their content that much.
With that being said, to me, it seems slightly wild for people to adamantly insist they're not a couple, or that it’s “invasive” to assume that they are one (not that that really applies to anyone here, but elsewhere on the internet). If they were a straight man and a straight woman, and there wasn't a huge chunk of people on the internet struggling with this oddly conditioned aversion to seeing them as a couple, then nobody on earth would be insisting that it's weird to assume they're together. Dan confirmed that they became romantically involved around the time they met, and building a forever home with your ex is crazy, that's all there is to it.
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This is kind of a messy stream of thoughts (it ended up sort of becoming 2 essays for the price of 1) and I don't really know where I was going with it. In conclusion I think that day 1 phannies are braver than any US marine and you have all suffered more than Jesus on the cross, and I'm extremely thankful that I get to reap the rewards of your labour now without having lived through the dark ages myself. I also think some of you are holding onto a bit of unnecessary guilt for dumb shit you said on the internet when you were a kid. And Dan and Phil are gay and I love them and I reeeeaaaallllyyy want them to do a podcast so bad because this is all conjecture and I would parasocially love to hear their actual thoughts on it
#phan#dan and phil#mine#long post#i fucking love the sound of my own voice apparently. like why the fuck is this 2000 words#i originally included even more waffling about my thoughts on wedding hill and why dan didnt come out earlier#but this is already wayyy too long as it is so i'll save that for another time#also. watch them immediately say/do something which changes my mind on all of this dsfgjkll#ALSO also i need to stop overusing parentheses. the thing about having adhd is that every thought comes with several extra bonus thoughts#posted this by accident from my drafts but fuck it. self indulgent essay be upon ye#essay
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happy shaw pack wedding, im never drawing people in dresses ever again
#pushing my Milo in a dress agenda :3#this took.... eight hours#:despair:#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted audio#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted asher#redacted babe#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart#redacted fanart#redacted art#redacted wedding#apparently thats a tag#vinn says fandom things#vinn says really dumb stuff#vinn yapping#vinn draws things#vinn cant anatomy#vinn's ocs
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Well instead of the cancelled date, my new regular friend (that I met through a friend of a friend) swung by to hang out for a few hours instead. And honestly? Just as good if not better of a time. It's been so dang long since I made a new friend! We just sat and smoked and talked and it felt so wonderfully at ease. I didn't even feel obligated to wear a bra lol
Also she had never heard of Bill and Ted?? So I loaned her my copies of the first two movies, and showed her my small collection of B&T art and memorabilia, while feeling like a bit of a huge dork.
#good things#new friend#bill and ted#realizing that i have an above average amount of bill and ted memorabilia (i.e. any at all lol)#anyway I'm glad i have a new pal#she's the gf of my friend's friend and I met her at their bbq on the 4th#then i ended up protecting her from a creepy fucker at a wedding in august so now we're basically besties#she's the one who's been helping me with dating app stuff#lol apparently her partner told her to be careful smoking with me because I have an unnaturally high tolerance 😂#which is true but also mostly they only see me at parties when I'm chain smoking joints to deal with my anxiety#so perhaps a skewed vision of my regular weed smoking habits#life of faye
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“they spend all of their money on the front end and then the back end is a decrepit mess, am i right brother?”
“it’s correct”
why did i just get the innuendo i hate them
#i think the japhan wedding gave me temporary coma#i have missed so many things after that apparently#dan and phil#dnp#phan#phil lester#amazingphil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire
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May the whole sky fall, may it all come down, waste it all for the truth, for the fool in her wedding gown
#my art#my posts#the crane wives#the crane wives fanart#the crane wives the fool in her wedding gown#the crane wives shallow river#love the song love the album cover so here we are#fun fact i actually started this last april and have just been very slowly poking at it everytime i didn’t know what to draw#i tried to get it to look as close to the album cover as i could but i deffo took some liberties with the dress#and the saturation apparently but shh we don’t gotta worry about that#tfw when you’ve gone and trapped yourself in a loveless marriage and your kinda maybe secret girlfriend is calling you an idiot about it#hashtag just girly things
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kate bush if she used letterboxd: ill put it on the watchlist
#is this anything. sorry im browsing letterboxd and the wedding list is stuck in my head#a fun thing i like to do is go through an actors filmography on letterboxd and look at films of theirs you havent seen#and unfortunately sometimes you may find that nope youve already seen all the good ones. only the bad ones are left#and other times you find something to kate bush voice PUT ON THE WATCH . LIST!!!!!#sorry. anyway right now im going through james spaders filmography for personal understandable reasons#insane to me hes only done 49 movies feel like it should be more??? oh well#when i get to hell i will be looking for the people that made the dvds of curtain call without any subtitles or closed captions#i cant process audio bitch . let me understand what that goofy boy is saying. apparently on streaming its got subtitles let me have themmmm#anyway. in this coming winter when i need to cling to things to enjoy i may be watching more movies
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i think tim minear got the show back to where he wanted it to be to tell the story he wanted to tell. ppl think too deeply on it. truly.
#911 abc#bucktommy#like ppl talking abt the natalia retconning like#that was kristins doing#idk how ppl are like omg bvdd!3 moments from s5-6 when kristen apparently hated the ship and she was just shoving both of them with randos#tim minear retconning natalia was the best decision for bucks character#and getting eddie outta that bs relationship with marisol was also for the best#now he can focus on what he wants to write#s7 wasnt fantastic ofc but i think it did its job and has some really great moments#aka madney wedding and bi buck being two of the biggest things to come out of the season#not to mention gerrard coming back is probably smth tim has been wanting to do and is now being able to do it!!!
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DUDE KIRBY HAD A BRAZILIAN DUB???
#WELL FUCK APPARENTLY THEY DUBBED THE ENTIRE THING#I HAVE NO EXCUSES I GOTTA WATCH IT#im curious if they did the english script or similar to other dubbed anime here they went off the original#iirc wed get our scripts from another l.atino country translating the japanese ones but i cant recall which#nor if this extended to all shows#analiceoriginal.txt
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RAAAAHHH RAAAAHHHHHH!!!
#officially done watching QSMP!!#I watched mainly Fit's POV bc he speaks English and has the most hours on qsmp#i would have watched Philza's but his vods included his hardcore world and made his vods much longer and also spending less time on qsmp#i have watched all of Slime's POV and since he rarely logs on and he cuts his vods it was easy to finish#for non-English speakers i have watched Maxo and Pierre's bc they are the most lore heavy apparently-#and their qsmp povs comes in episodes!! very easy to binge#lore-wise it was great!! sad qsmp was cut short bc of management issues but im glad at least Fit made an effort to make a great ending#as for everyone else's lore ive been relying on clips and compilations#my favorite event is definitely cellbit and roier's wedding bc it was so fuckin funny - i have rewatched certain parts multiples times#my favorite lore would be aypierre's bc his felt more complete and cohesive... maxo is close second... these two are good roleplayers...#Purgatory is another BIG favorite event purely bc of BOLAS ROJAS 😂 the first day was the funniest shit I've seen acted on Minecraft#favorite pair is definitely Deathduo... one bc Philza did a great representation (on purpose or not) of an aromantic character -#two because found family... im a huge sucker for found family stories... Deathduo isn't as rich in fanservice but it's part of why i like it#rare but GOLD - augh their first day with Chayanne and the whole prison arc thing 😂😂 everytime Phil catches Missa up on the lore 😂#another favorite pair is Misclickduo - if the latter was a nice story this one's on the complete fucKING OPPOSITE#everything about this family is fucked in every single angle 😂 but it has good lore esp Slime's POV with Juanaflippa#favorite eggs definitely Ramon and Juanaflippa... since I watched Fit the most it made sense Ramon is my favorite#but Juanaflippa is my favorite lore-wise bc of how tragic she is...#essay over :3 im going to sleep crying i hate Fit's ending so much BYEEEE#qsmpcroof
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wip wednesday! a much smaller offering than usual, because i'm a stress writer, but not a stress editor. like i have 73347384658 new partially completed wip from the past few weeks, but they all look like my brain got wasted in vegas and woke up married to a stranger. lolsob :)))))
anyway. this is the only part that's even remotely readable. it's set in a vague s5 if the spinoffs hadn't existed, and a very lonely caroline had ended up hanging out with klaus and rebekah all summer. like feral cats who suddenly live under her porch. it was supposed to be simple smutty literature, but then there were feelings and no one would just stfu and bone.
“You're going to put your butt on your couch thingy?” she asked.
He stilled. She had a moment's grace period to hope he'd let it go before his entire upper body convulsed. His mouth discontinued the lovely things it had been doing to her jawline, slid down and came to a rest, grinning teeth against the curve of her neck. He made a wheezing, choking noise and shook.
Of course, she thought with soured humor. Of course she was here in nothing but her best lingerie and a killer pair of heels, with a guy who'd consistently been cuckoo for Caroline for almost a year, and she still made him laugh at her.
“Hey!” She pinched the small amount of body fat he'd accumulated on his tummy. She'd wondered about that from the first time she'd seen him half-naked. Thought about it at night when she couldn't sleep. Had it been a good year, the year he died? Had he hunted fat, happy game and eaten well and laughed and lived? Caroline wanted to know, but it didn't seem the sort of thing you asked. Would he even remember? It was so long ago. Would she remember the year she died after a thousand more had passed? “It's fancy! You could at least put down a towel.”
“Furniture tends to lose any particular value once you've discarded at least a few centuries of it,” he explained in the gentler, rolling cadence he took on when he was trying to describe aspects of living forever he knew she'd eventually experience. It was equal parts endearing and exasperating.
“Oh, is that how it works once you've discarded enough of something?” Caroline pulled out of his loose hold and rested one hand on her hip. She raised an eyebrow and tilted her head in feigned offense.
“Ah. Well, no. It's not a universal constant.”
#i'm sorry it's so short#my brain is too full of things rn#every file is like IDEA IDEA KEYSMASH DIALOGUE IDEA oh hey nice turn of phrase QBZXCKJFUEHFUD BRACKET BRACKET INCOMPLETE THOUGHT BRACKET#and then this#but apparently i've been bringing a curse upon my house by skipping wip weds#so here we are#klaroline wip wed
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I hate driving. I hate the car. I hate losing everything in the car. wallet, important keys, anything that matters I will apparently lose it in the car. it makes me want to tear my hair out
and there are ALWAYS a million little terrible cracks and crevices to convince myself things could have fallen into while I was busy paying vital attention to the road. no security except compartments that turn invisible when you close them so I will also forget they exist
no clear containers. no spot to even put a clear container. kill me
#blah blah blah#adhd problems#all forms of search give me no answers. no one on the planet has my problem apparently#all the surfaces are slick and there is no way to secure objects so things just! fall!#the wiring just dangling down under every immovable seat. kill me#you can see in them lil cracks but no fucking way will you be able to fish anything out!#update: the engagement ring was found. i was retrieving it from my sister post-wedding and uftah the anxiety got me bad#still an important ring i picked especially for her that she would like to pass down someday
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You're invited to the wedding of Min Yoongi and Kim Namjoon
When: Saturday, August 17th, 2024 at 2pm Where: Pardisus Princesa Del Mar Resort & Spa Reception to follow!
EVERYONE IS INVITED!
@hollywoodfamerp @tvnymontana
#hollywoodfameevent#namgisayido#( forever with you sounds perfect / wedding tag )#//cause i can never be early with things apparently lol
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hate my sister's shitty good for nothing boyfriend. can you imagine being a 30yo man with two kids who won't even scramble an egg. Not for his kids, not for his girlfriend, not for himself. literally if my sister doesn't leave out pre-made meals when he's watching the kids he will rip up bread or pour them dry cereal or open a granola bar and make himself microwave dinners. like, lowest effort possible. but if i mention this to my sis, she'll be like "no he's definitely cooked for the kids! he scrambled an egg for them once! i watched him do it!" but it's like...so he scrambled one egg in the last five years. just to like, prove he can? at your direct insistence? should we all clap? like seriously. hate this guy. had to really hold back recently because he had someone over and he was interacting with the kids more than usual for appearances, and he had to keep asking me and my sis what the 5yo was signing because he barely bothered to learn his own son's primary form of communication. i was so tempted to say "that one means 'go home' but you wouldn't know that because you don't take them anywhere." so hard to hold that in. If I had to describe this man in two words they would be these: Low Effort. Not quite bare minimum, but JUST enough to convince my sister that it would be too much hassle to get rid of him. he's stupid as fuck, but just smart enough to quickly stop shit like screaming obscenities at the kids for doing normal kid things. and he once stomped on my headphones and broke them in a fit of rage, but gave my sister money to replace them so it was "fine." Like, my sister thinks that he's just struggling with his anger issues, because he had a bad childhood, blah, blah, and oh he would never actually hurt her or the kids. and like, good for you, but i don't trust like that. genuinely hoping he gets struck by lightning and dies instantly.
#my sister and i do all the hard stuff and most of the easy stuff too tbh#cooking and cleaning and sorting out benefits and insurances and getting the kids to school and events#doctor's appointments and medications and dentist appointments and taxes#we get the groceries and care for all the pets and kids and household things#we both have jobs#i actually have 3 jobs#good for nothing boyfriend makes $12 a year plus some under the table cash as a “private trainer”#which means between that and selling his plasma and borrowing money from his mom he can...pay his super cheap tiny part of rent#and occasionally hand my sister like $20#he doesn't buy groceries or diapers or household supplies or clothing or toys or literally anything#literally the only household chore he does is fold laundry#that's it. and it's not “DO” laundry. it's just folding the clean and dry stuff#you know. the chore my parents would have us do when we were like 10 so we'd feel helpful#the 5yo is medically complex and we frequently make trips to a slightly distant hospital with him#and they literally asked us to stop bringing my sister's boyfriend along because he was disruptive and confusing#which was a polite way to say 'obnoxious and stupid as shit'#do you know how many times in one visit w/the same doctor he would ask 'so when does he get superpowers?'#he also obviously didn't know how to answer basic questions like 'how many times does he poop a day on average'#and 'how often has he been eating and what has he been eating day to day?'#like bro this man can go days without changing a diaper and will not even heat up a can of spaghettios to feed his own kids#he cannot answer those questions with any kind of accuracy#also i'm saying boyfriend because my sister desperately wanted to at least be engaged so she could say fiance in front of ppl#but just like marriage this was apparently a 'waste of effort'#not even the cheapest ring or the most underwhelming proposal or a courthouse wedding was worth his energy so...#yeah glad she hasn't married this waste of air. and i'll be praying for that lightning strike
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