#it’s an olive joke

[herejusttosufferalong]

Waiting for his lame story about the olives.

I am pretty sure it will surface sooner or later.

I’m sure he will oil it right in

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

(Accidentally mis-clicked enter on my last ask. Here's the full "ask")

What he says...

VS What I read...

("us" as in him and WWX, not the spider just to be clear)

They should make an adaptation called 'The Unfiltered', where Lan Wangji says exactly what's on his mind.

[crismakesstuff]

mark seeing his dad’s bug baby mama

[varpusvaras]

Bruce: Now you can live a normal life, fall in love-

Jason: Bitch I'm married already and have a job

Bruce: - and- what?

Jason: I've been married for a while now. My name isn't even Todd anymore, it's Harper

Bruce: ...like Arsenal?

Jason: Yes, like Arsenal. Anyway I have a Q-tech tracker and a panic button on me and I pressed it a while ago

Bruce: What does that mean- oh

Bruce: *turns around*

Oliver:

Bruce:

Oliver:

Bruce: Be reasonable, Oliver

Oliver: No *pulls out his automated arrow turret*

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

[stevenrogered]

We know that there's a lot of bees headed your way. Would love to hear from you all about getting to film that bee catastrophe.

[n-fblog]

how many bllk fans ACTUALLY read epinagi be fr

[aaronsinferno]

Need a “Hey handsome” “Hi cutie” exchange between Tommy and Buck in season 8 so bad, man. I need Buck watching Tommy and Maddie bond from a distance and then awkwardly interrupting because he thinks they’re discussing him. They say they weren’t. They were. I need a lot of dry wit/humor from Tommy that most people wouldn’t get but Buck absolutely adores. Buck finds one of Tommy’s hoodies/sweaters left behind in his loft and just claims it. Tommy notices him wearing it once and just smiles to himself. I want Buck wrapping Tommy up in one of the 118’s bizarre hijinks and him just rolling with it. I need them visiting each other’s work places. Buck dropping off containers full of Tommy’s favorite meals. I want Tommy getting into the most mind boggling logic defying completely batsh*t crazy accident known to man and have Buck completely spiral for an entire episode. Only for Tommy to survive and the emotional and psychological trauma binds them together forever because that’s how life works 🫶🏾❤️

[lambjurk]

yaoi?? in my video games?? i don’t think so

[kinard-evan]

BUCKTOMMYS ARE SO FUNNY

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I'm gonna be honest at this point we deserve for them to make Buddie friends-to-fiancés like yeah we missed out on canon with the shooting and season five and who even knows what the fuck was going on in season six we're like three seasons behind now chop chop just skip it all and have Eddie desperately propose in the rain. I need it. It would cure me. More importantly it would be the most in-character way you could possibly get these codependent desperately abnormal idiots together.

[maygrantgf]

lord we are in TROUBLE 😭😭😭

[vanmarkus]

ngl going into this season I didn't expect Ryan, Oliver, Lou and Tim to be the four horsemen of PR apocalypse but here we are

[sammygender]

teenage sammy is soooo. canonically a mathlete canonically a soccer player canonically a theatre kid canonically did tech (i know the latter two could be the same thing but i do not think they are; ep mentions him being in our house and oklahoma and mentions him having done tech... ur not IN a musical if you did tech for it.... sam was on stage AND at another venture he did tech... my little theatre kid...). How did he have time for this. did he just sign up to every extracurricular he could find. probably as a way of getting out of the motel. Sorry dad i cant come hunt tonight i have theatre rehearsals :) and you just know john HATED it. what do you mean you have theatre rehearsals i dont give a fuck about your theatre rehearsals you blew off a hunt for soccer practice three days ago you are NOT doing that again...... and sam going But the director will kill me if i dont show up an do you really want me to draw attention to myself??? You dont even need me i might as well go..... john is probably two seconds away from making a homophobic remark about sam doing theatre before he reconsiders because maybe sam's actually gay and he doesn't care if sam is gay as long as sam hunts. sam misses the theatre rehearsal. still signs up to do oklahoma in the next town though. this post snowballed

[violent138]

New recruit to the JLA, trying to win over Batman mid-meeting: "Speaking of our defensive capabilities, this place is so cool, mind walking me through the design?"

Batman: "Really?"

Superman: "No, no, it can wait--"

New recruit: "Tell me everything."

*a few hours later*

Diana, mouthing to Clark: "Make it stop."

Clark, who has now failed to cut off Bruce three times, including setting off a fire alarm with heat vision: "I don't know what else to do."

Flash: *asleep on the table*

Green Lantern to Bruce: "Are you trying to torture us? There are easier ways, you sick bastard."

Bruce, unfazed, ploughing on with his lecture:

Green Lantern, to J'onn, telepathically: "Hit him with a headache or something. Send him into a coma."

J'onn: "You are the fifth request, I assure you I have made several attempts."

Arthur: "I can take him out. It'll be a regrettable loss, but the world needs the rest of us--"

Hawkgirl, over the intercom: "Sorry to interrupt your meeting, but there's an emergency on--"

*all other members stand up, ignoring the pleading looks New Recruit is giving them*

Hal, dragging Barry out of his seat: "Tell them every one is coming."

Hawkgirl: "Everyone? That's a little--"

Diana: "Yes, we'll all go. Nobody look back, it's now or never."

Dinah, glancing at the New Recruit: "Oh but he's so young."

Oliver: "They all need to learn at some point, let's just get out of here."

[jordieeeee]

Oliver don't have your wedding at the Arconia where five murders occurred please someone will die