#it’s an office comedy

[henchladyart]

Season 2 Jon: *having a literal mental breakdown*

Tim: thank god bossman is finally getting laid

[americanoddysey]

yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties

[dragunonov]

Listen to The Magnus Protocol, we have:

Samama Khalid, not yet killed by his curiousity because he is the main character

Alice Dyer, who is okay, trust her

Celia Ripley, a single mother with no secrets whatsoever

Colin Becher

Gwendolyn Bouchard, expertly handling her new externals liaison duties

And Lena Kelley, who has to somehow manage this shitshow

[dailyflicks]

THE OFFICE 2x15 | 2x21

[gothamite-rambler]

Harley smirked, "I earned my psych diploma, boys."

Harley (analyzing the wayne boys): You have depression, daddy issues, mommy issues, chaos issues, insomnia, attachment issues, anger issues and a constant need to make people happy even if you struggle with it.

Dick, Jason, Damian, Tim looked at each other wondering who's she's referring to.

Harley (tight smile): All of ya, it refers to all of ya.

Dick: I don't have attachment issues!

Harley: Jason and I talk a lot, you do. Tim and I talk a lot too, you do. It's perfectly normal though.

Dick glared both his brother who averted eye contact with the man.

Cass: What about me?

Harley: Oh you're perfect.

Dick: She has all of the shit you told us we have!

Harley: She doesn't have insomnia or anger issues, and she's fixed her daddy issues thanks to Bruce.

Cass clapped happily.

Duke (pausing a show on his phone): I was good with my mom and dad, but what would you give me?

Harley: Traumatized, social anxiety, no parent issues, but guilt for not savin' them and a tad bit of depression.

Duke (happy): A tad? I'm doing good then!

Duke returned to watching his show.

Tim (bothered): That's not fair.

Harley: It's not my fault you and ya brothers deal with cripplin' depression brought on by numerous traumatic episodes which leads ya to being easily startled at times, avoiding specific situations and leaves the three oldest sexually confused due to switchin' your pain to pleasure.

Damian sighed relived at the last part while the three oldest Wayne boys blushed because she was right. Duke chuckled slowly, turning into loud laughter.

Duke: Didn't miss a beat, did she?

Dick (blushing): I'm not... that into pain.

Harley (doubtful expression on her face): Don't lie.

The brothers left annoyed that Harley was right, while the therapist pats herself on the shoulder for her therapy skills sticking.

Harley: Joker insanity or not I still got it! I'm getting accepted by better help soon enough.

Duke laughed harder causing Cass to shake her head with a smile.

pt 2

[dannygriffin]

The Office S07E12 “Classy Christmas”

[rochenn]

The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.

Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.

The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls

[moominmammaonheroin]

Jonathan Sims is like a shit wizard with googly eyes stuck to his head claiming he’s the prophet

[worklifegiggles]

The tweet that has induced INSOMNIA in bosses...😲😝

[henchladyart]

We’ve seen ‘Tim and Sasha try to make Jon and Martin realise that they’re perfect for each other’ but when can we get ‘Jon and Martin finally date and are now on a relationship high horse, giving them the right to try to get Tim and Sasha together’?

[americanoddysey]

supplemental: the mustache wasn't real and I can't tell what is anymore

[o-hora-o]

~One year~

~She~got~just~a~teeny~bit ~angry~

[dailyflicks]

THE OFFICE | 3.20

[loktauri]

Tma au where nothing is wrong ever and Jon gets to pet as many cats as he likes

[doghowto]

Parkour! PARKOUR! 😸 Follow me for more dog & cat pals!

[bone-apple-teeths]

ok but what if i edited all of john's lines and the music out of the entirety of malevolent so it just sounds like what a bystander would hear