#it’s about the juxtaposition

[soullessjack]

your idea of domestic tfw2.0 is a gated community gay couple with an estranged/absent uncle. my idea of domestic tfw2.0 is sam banning violent video games in the bunker because jack keeps trying to do MK fatalities on monsters when they go hunting and dean won’t stop doing the narrator voice to encourage it. We are not the same

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

hey guys can you watch over these critters for me thanks

[backjustforberena]

Corlys and Rhaenys at their daughter's wake, with their grandchildren. DO NOT REPOST.

[dykealloy]

[ghostlycleric]

Figuring out whos endgame is disturbingly easy when you think of it like this:

El “he’s my first boyfriend” Hopper

vs.

Will “we could just play dnd and nintendo for the rest of our lives” Byers

Will says that twice, once during a fight, and a second time after their second fight. Will has never imagined a life without Mike. Even at their worst. At milkvans worst, El was happily hanging out with Max and talking about boys.

I wonder who could possibly be endgame…

[shepscapades]

YALLS TAGGSSSSSS IM GONNA BE FERALLLL

[kiivg]

.Gossip.

[vagueconfusion]

The Video Of III Dancing While Vessel Audibly Sobs In The Background That Made Me Cry At Work Because I Couldn't Stop Laughing; from the Birmingham ritual on 11/13/21

Clip made by lqsleeptoken on twitter

Original video at youtube taken by Ben Hadley (flash warning for og video)

Fun Fact: this is what the saved file got named:

[jackklinemybeloved]

hmmmm thinking about how the first and only time ruth fleming gets praise for her acting, something she dreams of doing, is from max jägerman. a popular kid who gives her a bow and tells her “that was really special.” and the next time she sees him, he boos her, the first time she feels comfortable enough to perform on a stage, even with no one around. and then he KILLS HERRRRRR.

[eyydragons]

Hmm you know what I kinda want to see? something where one of the (ex) Robins get spelled into an animal, but it's not something like a cat or dog, but an actual Robin.

AND, first instincts of suddenly being small, fluffy and weighing about the same as a handful of teabags is to immediantly start avoiding the huge Dangers in bright-dark colours trying to catch you, at any costs.

Jason as Red Hood watching one of them getting turned into a round ball of feathers and utterly failing to catch the damn Birdy to make sure it doesn't get, like. eaten by a cat or something.

[starrysharks]

hotel manager

[batnsons]

i know, i know we'll never get them on screen together, but the idea of robert pattinson's awkward, almost vampiric social recluse bruce wayne with david corenswet's bumbling, bright eyed farm boy clark kent has me frothing at the mouth

[phoenixcatch7]

Like I know it's self indulgence but it'd be so funny to see a full kardashian style Brucie Wayne, spoilt playboy prince of Gotham, local sunshine idiot on the front page every other week for darwinian levels of idiocy or billionaire levels of donations.

But he gets kidnapped or something and there's illusions or mind magics that make him think he's in the bat suit and then he gets dumped in the middle of a live world broadcast arena to fight some goons.

Like he doesn't think anything of it, batman's been kidnapped and forced into gladitorial arenas for sport many times before, maybe he always carries concealed weapons so he's still got like grapples and batarangs and stuff, but he's just going full doomslayer on these guys. No cowl. No suit. Just an open silk shirt and a pair of slacks. In full view of the world.

Tell you what, what about the whole justice league. Just a group of the motleyest people you've ever met. There's about as many famous people as there are absolute nobodies.

Several billionaires defer to the guy who writes articles on outdated lead in buildings and socio economic corruption. There's a renowned museum curator flying and uppercutting aliens so hard they get tossed across the room. There's a guy who spoke in science conferences about meta containment procedures running up the wall and delivering a roundhouse kick to three enemies at once. Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen. Of all people. Two world famous idiot ceo celebrities. And they're back to back whaling on armoured alien henchmen like a well oiled team. A ten year old podcaster shooting lightning from his fingers and no one in the group bats an eye.

Just.... Insanity.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

Me to people who are using "judeochristian" imprudently

[sandflakedraws]

in other news it absolutely tickles me that hickory's speaking voice is low, but he sings tenor, and floyd's speaking voice is light, but he sings baritone.

thoroughly tickled by this

[fowlblue]

Had the passing thought the other day of like… that one scene in TEC where Fowl Senior has just woken up and Artemis immediately begins rattling off stuff about the family finances and like… I know how people usually interpret that scene but hear me out:

Artemis immediately doing so because he’s a kid and he’s been essentially all alone trying to keep all their finances secure (to save his father in the first place) and he’s worked so hard on it, and like… when a kid needs someone to fix something, who do they usually turn to first? A parent.

So Artemis starts rattling it off like “great we can both work on this now, cause now my dad’s here” and then five minutes later he’s thinking “shit!! my father’s doesn’t want to fix it!!”