#it’s a dog’s life
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I know I post too many pictures of Tribble in the water, but I cannot get over how his fur doesn’t get wet but floats around him. He’s been in the creek for 10 minutes now.
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Man unintentionally teaches his Corgi sign language! 😊 Follow me for more smart puppers!
#funny#cute#pets#animals#humor#comedy#dogs#jokes#lol#positivity#memes#love#meme#haha#hilarious#life#omg#adorable#family#dogs of tumblr#wholesome#doggo#cute animals#dog#aww#lmao#deaf#sign language#american sign language
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5 years ago, I was in Rehab.
10 years ago, I was watching my Potential and Opportunities dissolve and evaporate in an ocean of cheap gin and expensive whiskey.
But 5 years ago, I was in Rehab.
One of the exercises they had us perform was to imagine ourselves happy, 5 years in the future.
Many of us in that room had forgotten how to imagine nice things happening to them. A few snorted (well, I snorted), finding the notion that we’d even still be around in 5 years grimly humorous.
For about half of us, it was the last stop on the way down.
But I indulged the therapist. I was there, after all, because I did not want to die. So, I imagined myself, 5 years hence.
Happy.
It came to me all at once; an artistic remix on Norman Rockwell’s Freedom From Want, reframed with myself placing food at the table.
Sunday Dinner At My Place, I answered, when it came my turn to share my fantasy. I was asked what food I imagined eating.
It’s not the meal itself, I said, it’s the implications framed around it. Sunday Dinner At My Place means that I have a Place. It means that I have Family that will actually speak to me and friends who actually want to see me. It means money enough not just to feed myself but others too. It means having the time to spare to take the time preparing the meal.
A lot of nodding heads all around me. A struck chord. Many people with no Place, in that place. Nowhere that would lament their leaving.
5 years hence, as I lay down to sleep in my Home, with my Wife and my Son, surrounded by my Art and my Flowers, I reflect.
It was a long road. It was hard. We lost people. So many people. There were long days and long nights and hospital stays. Angry arguments with ghosts. I changed, in ways I never hoped for, or expected. Good ways, finally, for once. Slowly, against the backdrop of a world in chaos, I found my mind.
Sometimes, My Wife wondered aloud, what she did to deserve me. After some stumbling with my feelings, I eventually settled on an answer.
I’m a Rescue.
She gave me a Home.
And, so, I gave her a Family.
It seemed fair
This Sunday, my folks, which whom I have not had a shouting match in years, will come over for dinner. We will cook and eat together. My Friend became My Wife, and she took a piece of me and with it she made Our Son. There will be many hugs, and no violence. Good Things Happened.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t know what the future holds.
don’t give up yet, ok?
It could get good, even.
#troglodyte thoughts#tales from Real Life#cw addiction#cw alcohol#sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train#run#fight#hide#SURVIVE#do not go into the light#there are unpet dogs#and unhugged children#and unseen sunsets#and maybe even love#even for a wretch like me#the best part of your life might be old age#you don’t know
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i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.
and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried
#in case you are keeping tabs on the rotating cast of my life#this is neither the gruff man nor the evil dog this is the guy who i accidentally asked if he wants to pay to be pegged#also someone recently told me to be less mean to him and i said 'oh please he wants me to be mean to him'#and he nodded very seriously#our relationship is. special.
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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✦ Freshly ordained ✦
#a packless dog will happily accept his collar or something like that#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#maybe you might benefit from a little bit of context in this case#Machete becomes a priest at around 20 or so#he has trained all his life for this goal#he has worked himself to the bone and sacrificed so much#because he believes it would make him respectable and worthy and give his life a purpose and meaning#he gets his very first cassock from the tailor's and it immediately fits like a second skin#for the first time ever he feels like something he wears actually makes him look kind of nice#the hard part is over it'll be smooth sailing from here on out#there's a period in Vasco's and Machete's lives where they were apart for almost a decad#they met in their late teens when they were both studying in the same university in Venice#became friends and then lovers#but had to separate when Machete graduated and Vasco dropped out#Machete was ordained as intended and Vasco followed his father into politics#they meet again unexpectedly in their early 30's thanks to their similar jobs#Machete had became a cardinal secretary of state and Vasco was a Florentine diplomat#this takes place shortly after he had lost contact with Vasco and before he reconnects with him again
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sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"
and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!
#isat#in stars and time#bungou stray dogs#bsd#dp#danny phantom#spirit chats#this is specifically about isat rn but bsd and dp did the same thing to me tbh 💀#so they get an honorable mention for also screwing with my head in fun and unique ways#EDIT: SEVENTEEN THOUSAND NOTES LATER AND I FINALLY NOTICE THE GLARING TYPO 😭#mortifying. life ruining. a fuckin tragedy#throat..... not thoat..... 😔 tf man
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New member of the 4/5Gs: Guilt trip-- I mean Good Boy!! [Wild Life Ep.5]
#hey etho seriously what#again with the dog thing#also robot pearl and impulse yay#impulsesv#scott smajor#ethoslab#zombiecleo#pearlescentmoon#wild life smp#life series spoilers#trafficblr#mcyt#my art#gif tag
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Friendly reminder!
#draw a dog tuesday#tumblr live#life hacks#illustration#tips and tricks#living the good life#public service announcement#helpful doggos
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Anyone have any fab five Halloween costume ideas?
#when they’re kids prob#its octobbeerrrrrr#the dog speaks#need some light to get me through these next few days#that’s life#wait they could be fnaf 😭
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Autumn is finally here!
#fall is the best season#it’s a dog’s life#colorado and tribble#perfect dirt bed construction#family
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Everybody finding just the right spot... 😺 Follow me for more dog & cat pals!
#funny#cute#pets#animals#humor#comedy#dogs#jokes#lol#positivity#memes#love#meme#haha#hilarious#life#omg#adorable#family#dogs of tumblr#wholesome#doggo#cute animals#dog#aww#lmao#fun#cats#kitty#cats of tumblr
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Clears Throat. Hello Everyone. I made this presentation instead of working.
#I spent 2 hours on this#this is what happens when uni is off and you live with your parents. nothing in my life is serious.#bsd#nakahara chuuya#bsd chuuya#live laugh love chuuya fr#bungou stray dogs
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Session 3 is just people being appalled by other people's decisions
And important questions
#secret life smp#slsmp#mumbo jumbo#goodtimeswithscar#ethoslab#smallishbeans#inthelittlewood#solidaritygaming#i couldn’t remember the dog's colour#boat boys#i guess#my art
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maybe this'll stay a wip or maybe it won't, either way what's more fun than learning that ur bandmate can't hold her drink than by finding her sitting in a dark corner mid way through the afterparty
#bg3#shadowheart#lae'zel#shadowzel#bg3 band au#lae'zel raw dogging life by learning how to be a) a person not a soldier and b) an up and coming rock star#while jaded 30+ years in this industry shadowheart is just looking at her like you poor fuck
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Art by Laura Benson
#art#artist#artblr#artists#art community#goth#gothic#dark art#macabre#dark academia#aesthetic#horror#whimsical#whimsigoth#witch#witches#witchcraft#witchblr#witchcore#appalachian witch#art gallery#creatures#creature#dogs#dog#rural#southern#rural america#rural life
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