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dark-elf-writes · 1 year ago

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Dino: I too was an English teacher once

Tsuna: For three days. You spent 2.5 of them hiding from Hibari and the times you were teaching you kept muttering to yourself in Italian

Hizashi: I’m counting it! English teacher bestie!

#the elf talks #reborn #mha #bnha #katekyo hitman reborn #it is Tsuna’s job as younger brother to keep Dino humble #it works like… 20% of the time #rehab class au

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canisalbus · 8 months ago

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✦ Freshly ordained ✦

#a packless dog will happily accept his collar or something like that #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #maybe you might benefit from a little bit of context in this case #Machete becomes a priest at around 20 or so #he has trained all his life for this goal #he has worked himself to the bone and sacrificed so much #because he believes it would make him respectable and worthy and give his life a purpose and meaning #he gets his very first cassock from the tailor's and it immediately fits like a second skin #for the first time ever he feels like something he wears actually makes him look kind of nice #the hard part is over it'll be smooth sailing from here on out #there's a period in Vasco's and Machete's lives where they were apart for almost a decad #they met in their late teens when they were both studying in the same university in Venice #became friends and then lovers #but had to separate when Machete graduated and Vasco dropped out #Machete was ordained as intended and Vasco followed his father into politics #they meet again unexpectedly in their early 30's thanks to their similar jobs #Machete had became a cardinal secretary of state and Vasco was a Florentine diplomat #this takes place shortly after he had lost contact with Vasco and before he reconnects with him again

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such-a-daydreamer · 7 months ago

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And then they explode

#sans the skeleton #sans #sans undertale #undertale #undertale fanart #w.d. gaster #undertale gaster #gaster #dadster #I have such a hard time drawing biblically accurate sans like #i HAVE to have an image of his sprite just sitting there in the corner at 20 opacity otherwise it looks ass #and each time I go into my layers I get sans undertaled #sans fanart #gaster fanart #yes my watermark is b flat. i just thought it was funny because I usually go by buba on the internet #ALSO! I dunno what I did with the effects but like #yum???#so vintage! wow!#my works

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months ago

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they licensed his ass

my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhsy #riz gukgak #Fuck With My Sketch #I mean it I'm gonna use that. gotta stop me if u dont wanna #doing things like this is bittersweet bc this slaps and I look at this and Im like well. I will never be able to nail this look again #I guess that's the plight of self taught art. but also it means you have to learn to let go and go look for different delights #you can't get too attached to one way of doing things. you will find many new things on ur way to make more funny bictures n such #this slaps tho Im so happy with how this came out lol. its be a long while since I last drew something in this vein #appropriate that its for riz lol he deserves it. he deserves the photoshoot pieces #funny enough this also kind of was prompted by drawfee? in one of the episodes I was binging (I thiiiink the one bg a day ep)#jacob brought up one of the artists I follow on twitter (havent been there in a decent while lol) who uses a pretty distinct #blue-on-red palette that got me to think abt teal-on-red and then this happened #funny enough I did start the piece with teal-on-red but then I shifted to blue after and was like wait I love this suddenly #and then committed lol. I should work with teal-on-red properly more but for now! we have fun! we enjoy #thats my journey thank u for listening. thank u for drawing with me if u have and come hang next time if u havent

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azuphere · 3 months ago

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dan and phil vs the world

happy 15 years of dnp <3

#the way i Knew i wanted to do 15 drawings but it takes me like 20 hours over the span of a few weeks to finish one (1) drawing #so i was working on this as early as ?? august?? but the 15 days of dnp gifseries took more time than i expected #so this had to be put on the backburner until i could work on it again. which was yesterday.#so i finished the lineart for 2 drawings and the colouring for everything in the past 24 hours sdfjfs like i'm ready for the Biggest Nap #but i finished with one hour to spare <33 #dan and phil #phan #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #daniel howell #my art #dnp art #dpgdaily #phanart #DPGPhanniversary

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ecto-stone · 2 months ago

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#hachi doodle #danny phantom #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #jack fenton #i alway imagine that theydon't know there a wholes ass ghost realm when they work on the portal in college #it more like the time travel phenominion like in infinity map #it only after their guaduation project blown up in vlad face #and in a brief moment #they saw it #promtly become their life goal for the next 20 year of their life #it was originally a time portal #the ghost hunting is more like a side hobby fixation for the three

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tea-cat-arts · 8 months ago

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Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #the fact that people think scum villain #-a series that examines and criticizes common tropes in fiction-#is somehow against criticism or being a little hater is wild to me #especially since shen qingqiu never gets punished for being a hater #heck- he's still a little hater by the end of the series #he mostly gets punished for treating life like a play and like he and the people around him are characters #(or in other words- he suffers for denying his own wants and emotions and his own sense of empathy)#I think some of y'all underestimate how much writing/art is inspired by creaters being little haters #like example off the top of my head-#the author of Iron Widow has been pretty vocal about the book being inspired by their hatred of Darling in the Franxx #I think my interpretation of Shen Yuan's transmigration is also supported by the fact that this series is an examines writing processes #side note- though i understand why people say Shen Yuan is lazy and think its a valid take it still doesnt sit right with me #i am probably biased because my own experiences with chronic pain and depression and isolation #but ya- i dont think Shen Yuan is lazy so much as he is deeply lonely and feels purposeless after denying parts of himself for 20ish years #like yall remember the online fandom boom from covid right?#being stuck completely alone in bed while feeling like shit for 20 days straight does shit to your brain #the fact that no one came to check on him + he wasn't exactly upset about leaving anyone behind supports the isolation interpretation too #+in the skinner demon arc he describes his life of being a faker/inability to stop being a faker now that he's Shen Qingqiu #as “so bland he's tempted to throw salt on himself” and “all he could do is lay around and wait for death” (<-paraphrasing)#bro wants to be doing stuff but is stuck in paralysis from repeatedly following scrips made by other people #another point on “Shen Yuan isn’t lazy” is just the sheer amount of studying that man does #also he did graduate college- how lazy can he really be #he doesnt know what hes doing but he at least tries to actively train his students #and he actually works on improving his own cultivation + spends quite a bit of time preping the mushroom body thing #+he's experiencing bouts of debilitating chronic pain throughout all this #but ya tldr: Shen Yuan's transmigration is an encouragement to write and not a punishment and also i dont think its fair to call him lazy

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heynhay · 6 months ago

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scene from where the apple falls by @jupiters-junipers :-) wholeheartedly recommend any and all of her work

#klance #voltron #vld #ok now time to freak it in the tags #to be honest i saw colleen blogging her read of New and the two of us went back and forth in dms for like 20 mins straight #abt all the things we like abt europas work #and i was like okay i have to assert my membership in the europa fan club too hang on #ive had 'draw europa report scene' in my art to-do file for months but thbeyre all so good #i couldnt choose!#due west is obviously The One the flagship #but they all deserve love....#i tell you to be honest im a coward i usually avoid any unfinished fics cause i like to binge but for europas work its simply worth it #anyway i envy you if you dont know who im talking abt bc that means u get to read her work for the first time...sighs dreamily #art #my art #ANYWAY THIS ONE IS SAD. EUROPA UNDERSCORE REPORT YOU ARE A TWISTED INDIVUDAL (affectionate)#im putting my life in ur hands with those happy ending tags.... save me help me..... auuughghh...

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thelesbianluthor · 5 days ago

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I know some people think that Emily's desire to play another character instead of Fig was the reason why she was so all over the place and lost, especially in the first half of JY.

But I honestly feel like her arc was actually incredibly needed and necessary to close her character evolution in a satisfying way. (While still leaving open doors for possible future plots with the Dawn and Sandra Lynn stuff)

Fig has been struggling to find herself since the first moment. She has had to come to terms with being a completely different race than what she thought before and deal with all the consequences of that. She had to grow out of the toxic habits that were born out of her deeply rooted insecurities that finding out about her identity and lineage caused. She had to learn to be kinder to herself. I love sophomore year, it's my favorite season for so many reasons, but I feel like Fig's arc in JY was actually her best one.

Fig being so lonely at the start of the show and her innate devotion made her becoming so focused on holding others' needs over her own an inevitability. She was always aimlessly moving through life, so talented and gifted in many ways but with no real purpose outside of being the protector.

The way JY explored her struggles with introspection and her need to devote herself to others to such an extent that she ignored a curse on herself for far too long was beautiful.

Finding Ankarna, becoming a paladin of dawn and justice and coming to a point where she could let herself choose what felt right instead of what her friends needed was incredible to watch.

I feel like Junior Year gets a lot of criticism because the overall vibe from the IH was lighter and they were having a lot of fun throughout, but the story of the season was actually beautiful to me and the overall character work was so interesting.

#when it comes to characters' arc i feel like fig gorgug and kristen took the cake in jy and they did the work wonderfully #i have already talked abt how much i get kristen and how i get her journe even tho it is frustrating to witness #fig and kristen both needed wake up calls to understand where they wanted to go with their life #and i love how they found growth while walking on a somewhat parallel track with their married goddesses #i could talk about the IH characters and campaigns forever #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fig faeth #fantasy high junior year #yapping time

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yourlocalabomination · 11 months ago

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Hey, Dickhead!

*smashes your face in with a crowbar*

#if I had a nickle for everytime Ted spankoffski beat a character played by Jeff in the face with a metal object I’d have 2 nickels #my question is how did he obtain the crowbar? did he find it in an alleyway? did Teddy randomly have a crowbar in his studio apartment?#I like to think that Ted specifically went and bought the crowbar with the last 20 bucks in his wallet purely just to smack Kilgore with it #anyway big fan of how unhinged Ted is in this scene we need more of it #formal pertition to give Ted spankoffski a crowbar again and just set him loose into the wild. I just wanna see what he does with it.#(please ignore how I don’t know how to do side profiles I’m working on it okayyyyyyy)#ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #starkid time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

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screamingtheo · 10 months ago

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#I've spent way too much time on this #moon was easy to draw but I redid sun like 20 times #still not really happy with it but if I don't stop here I will keep working on this for the next weeks #also I'm still testing how I wanna draw them and in what style #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf fanart #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #sb dca #sb sun #sb moon #art #digital art #artists on tumblr

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backpackingspace · 2 months ago

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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

#the odyssey #epic the musical #Odysseus #Penelope #Odypen #Post-canon my beloved #Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and #2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much #Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this #The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy #Nobody tried to force the issue after that #The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag #This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out #Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him #He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it #Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person #Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons #First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac #Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married #Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot #(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion #It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair #Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed #Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love

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sukibenders · 6 months ago

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CLOCK IT!

#bridgerton #kate sharma #the men of the ton weren't shit #like they don't state the ages of many of the male suitors but its enough to garner that they are in their 20s #like edwina was 17 or 18 and some of these men were probably around kate's age #what do you as a 26 year old want with a 17/18 year old? 🤨#and while age gaps worked a little differently back then NOT TOO MUCH #kate was that girlie but none of the mens could handle her (bc she'd clock their tea)#did it with anthony a few times too his ass just got lucky

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yuwuta · 1 month ago

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honestly all of them are really bad at enduring the silent treatment/you wanting to be alone after an argument but satoru and megumi are the absolute worst like satoru cannot do it he cannot have you not talking to him he will do anything he will beg he will cry he will grovel he will buy food and presents and a house and a car and sing to you outside of your window and beg and beg and beg, and megumi cannot stand the idea of you going to bed angry at him

#yuuji feels bad that he made you mad/sad so he has to give u space if u ask for it #but he's vibrating and anxious the whole time #he stress bakes an entire bakery in like 2 hours and then comes over with flowers he picked out of the ground himself #and is like i know ur still mad at me bc can i at least be here while ur mad pls i wont make noise #hes SOOOOO baby boy :((((#i think shoto does his best to give u space but he still like. hovers like a deflated balloon even if it is from a distance LOLLL #LMFAO just picturing him like. moping in the window watching u leave to get in ur car and go to work #and he doesnt move from that spot until like. 20 mins after youve pulled away #spend the whole day just floating around GODDD #this doesnt work w katsuki u two are going to work it out.mp3 even if it kills u both LMFAO #💌

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bacchuschucklefuck · 9 months ago

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